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Why the chicken is so important to me?
2012-06-13 21:45
[Play this before reading: tiny.cc/10wufw]
Every one of us who has spent time playing Counter Strike obsessively for more than 13-14 hours at a stretch knows (read: you better fucking know) that every map has a certain area, spot, boost spot, wallbang spot, prop, sound trigger, glitch that you are obsessed with messing around with even if it is retarded or the timing is fuck all. Not only the map but anything confined within the game.
I’ll be more clear by pointing out a few examples and I hope to know what your signature obsession is..
1. The most popular one seems to be knifing opponents (and in some cases of misguided excitement – your teammates). The act may occur even at the cost of the loss of a round or potentially the match.
2. Not using B-hop even once during the round\match to evade enemies or maneuver around the map EXCEPT only to show off a few spastic jumps when the round has finished and your bhopping makes absolutely no sense.
3. Joining a gather in between and team-killing at least 2-3 guys and then fleeing from the server. Astonishing fact: the rest of the teammates who are just shaking their dicks while the extra TKs 1st then 2nd and\or 3rd player.
4. Obsessively AWPing and not picking up any other assault weapons (because it is beneath his or her highness’s skill set to pick up anything which is not green) .
5. Sprinting to a spot to wallbang and emptying 90 bullets with no kills and still not wisening the fuck up.
6. Entering the vents ONLY by perfectly bhopping into it.
7. Bitching and whining after every shot that you miss.
8. Dancing on ladders attached to trains while trying to imitate pro player’s movements and trying to land shots via the AWP.
9. Obsessing over whether to use cl_righthand 0 or 1, dynamic 0 or 1, crosshair_size 1, 2 or 3.
10. Chain nading from CT spawn in dust2 pub server because the buy time has not been specified :\
and many more…
My obsession – killing the chicken in cs_italy. The sound that is triggered when the chicken blows up just makes my day. I was reminded of its importance when I played inferno first time on CS:GO where they have a new and improved chicken which runs around the map’s pre-specified areas (I also think that introducing that chicken in inferno is one of the best decisions that the developers took).
Regards
Sujan ‘suckopticalmouse’ Deswal
Every one of us who has spent time playing Counter Strike obsessively for more than 13-14 hours at a stretch knows (read: you better fucking know) that every map has a certain area, spot, boost spot, wallbang spot, prop, sound trigger, glitch that you are obsessed with messing around with even if it is retarded or the timing is fuck all. Not only the map but anything confined within the game.
I’ll be more clear by pointing out a few examples and I hope to know what your signature obsession is..
1. The most popular one seems to be knifing opponents (and in some cases of misguided excitement – your teammates). The act may occur even at the cost of the loss of a round or potentially the match.
2. Not using B-hop even once during the round\match to evade enemies or maneuver around the map EXCEPT only to show off a few spastic jumps when the round has finished and your bhopping makes absolutely no sense.
3. Joining a gather in between and team-killing at least 2-3 guys and then fleeing from the server. Astonishing fact: the rest of the teammates who are just shaking their dicks while the extra TKs 1st then 2nd and\or 3rd player.
4. Obsessively AWPing and not picking up any other assault weapons (because it is beneath his or her highness’s skill set to pick up anything which is not green) .
5. Sprinting to a spot to wallbang and emptying 90 bullets with no kills and still not wisening the fuck up.
6. Entering the vents ONLY by perfectly bhopping into it.
7. Bitching and whining after every shot that you miss.
8. Dancing on ladders attached to trains while trying to imitate pro player’s movements and trying to land shots via the AWP.
9. Obsessing over whether to use cl_righthand 0 or 1, dynamic 0 or 1, crosshair_size 1, 2 or 3.
10. Chain nading from CT spawn in dust2 pub server because the buy time has not been specified :\
and many more…
My obsession – killing the chicken in cs_italy. The sound that is triggered when the chicken blows up just makes my day. I was reminded of its importance when I played inferno first time on CS:GO where they have a new and improved chicken which runs around the map’s pre-specified areas (I also think that introducing that chicken in inferno is one of the best decisions that the developers took).
Regards
Sujan ‘suckopticalmouse’ Deswal
chicken defusal mode :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZ8uj0kuXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZ8uj0kuXI
Buahhahaahhahahahhah, nice one xDxDxD
After so many tries, you have created a good thread. Congrats!
You have read my other blogs? O.o
you sir, is retarded :D
After so many tries, u still fail to post something good. Congrats!
Pressing the "last weapon button" everytime I kill someone (of course I do it just when only 1 enemy is in front of me)
Post edited 2012-06-13 22:22:57
Post edited 2012-06-13 22:22:57
:D
when someone teamkill on purpose in a gather, I used to turn amx on and full his hard drive with screenshots =P
btw idk its consequences, sry if I broke any pc :(
Post edited 2012-06-13 22:38:29
btw idk its consequences, sry if I broke any pc :(
Post edited 2012-06-13 22:38:29
Lol, I like the idea :D
8. Dancing on ladders attached to trains while trying to imitate pro player’s movements and trying to land shots via the AWP.
Hahahahah laughed so hard but it's totally true and I feel like a noob when I don't have half of the movement they do :D
Hahahahah laughed so hard but it's totally true and I feel like a noob when I don't have half of the movement they do :D
:D haha xD
6. Entering the vents ONLY by perfectly bhopping into it.
2. Not using B-hop even once during the round\match to evade enemies or maneuver around the map EXCEPT only to show off a few spastic jumps when the round has finished and your bhopping makes absolutely no sense.
so true :D
Post edited 2012-06-13 23:08:53
2. Not using B-hop even once during the round\match to evade enemies or maneuver around the map EXCEPT only to show off a few spastic jumps when the round has finished and your bhopping makes absolutely no sense.
so true :D
Post edited 2012-06-13 23:08:53
YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D
Post edited 2012-06-13 23:26:53
Post edited 2012-06-13 23:26:53
9. Obsessing over whether to use cl_righthand 0 or 1, dynamic 0 or 1, crosshair_size 1, 2 or 3
i was like that ahah
i was like that ahah
changing my sense every day lol
When I saw the title I thought you were gonna talk about actuall chicken. I liked well grilled with potatos fried!
haha =D
dont know why im doing it, but just after buying and if there is still some freezetime left, i keep switching between my knife and rifle really fast :D
Its the exact same with me too :O :D
Omfg lol'd indeed hard
10/10 Perfect Scene of Indian gathers and pub :)
10/10 Perfect Scene of Indian gathers and pub :)
\m/
The knife thing is the most important thing for me, especially when I hide and sacrifice my own teammate by not helping and backing him up (after he dies, I'll shout and laugh for him in the radio, "die bitch, die!") in the cost of the enemy not knowing my position. The enemy will be in real shock when he gets knifed by then. Also I like to step on my enemy if he's crouching, and knife him slowly with +attack (not +attack2). He'll go 360s like crazy but he can't find where the damage comes from. Once he finds out, he's already at the millisecond where he dies.
Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.
lol ^_^
11-Spraying on the face of enemy (Lying down) after killing him..12-Trying to land a perfect headshot with AWP through smoke..13-too much ducking.. :P
:D true true
Im obsessed with carrying the bomb. and in ct i allways ask to take the small bombsite alone so I can feel badass. and also throwing my weapons in front while running after winning the round. I allways do it even many times i lost my riffle because of it, but i cant help it
+1 about dropping weapons :D
Astonishing fact: the rest of the teammates who are just shaking their dicks while the extra TKs 1st then 2nd and\or 3rd player
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WIN FUCKING WIN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WIN FUCKING WIN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11. Always going solo to B in inferno, trying to make some hero moves and some aces :))
That does happen a lot :D
rushing every round with deagle trying to one shot every opponent & after failing simply shrug and say "deagle is too random" :D
good blog btw :)
good blog btw :)
5+6+7=me
xD :>
Post edited 2012-06-14 19:48:18
Post edited 2012-06-14 19:48:18
LOL :P
- Blocking your teammates.
- Team Flashing, Team nading.
- Throw smoke in front of a teammate who is AWPing
- cmd name "Myhotmom".
- Using the Krieg rifle.
- Buy Shield & Rush T base.
- Spraying Nude pictures so that friends who play in front of their family can't play =))
- Restarting the server if you die in the 1'st round :P
And many more ...
Nice forum to post non-sense :D Thanks :)
- Team Flashing, Team nading.
- Throw smoke in front of a teammate who is AWPing
- cmd name "Myhotmom".
- Using the Krieg rifle.
- Buy Shield & Rush T base.
- Spraying Nude pictures so that friends who play in front of their family can't play =))
- Restarting the server if you die in the 1'st round :P
And many more ...
Nice forum to post non-sense :D Thanks :)
xD
16. Pressing the "F" button .. the flashlight.. really fast for no reason.. :D am I the only one ?
Me me ^_^
Having the need to spray my logo in every start and end of the round ... and spamming the defuse/use button to make music!
Post edited 2012-06-14 14:40:26
Post edited 2012-06-14 14:40:26
Me am obsessed with spraying too :P
my teamies r so obsessed with tking that once they killed me during freezetime!
Post edited 2012-06-14 14:40:07
Post edited 2012-06-14 14:40:07
Knifing the walls while running for awesome sound.
Dropping weapons when running to spot/from spot/end of round.
Dropping weapons when running to spot/from spot/end of round.
Everything you said is so true,are you the son of nirmal baba by any chance?
xD
-using flashlight and weapon drop key more than 'WASD'
-hiding in places where enemies dont see u if u have grenade in hand, until they face u
-bhoping etc in front of enemy so that ur teammate can knife him from back
-calling the noobs 'fucking noobs' if they miss the hardest shot xD
-hiding in places where enemies dont see u if u have grenade in hand, until they face u
-bhoping etc in front of enemy so that ur teammate can knife him from back
-calling the noobs 'fucking noobs' if they miss the hardest shot xD
lol =D
6. Entering the vents ONLY by perfectly bhopping into it.
fuck yeah
fuck yeah
taking the gun dropped for someone else in the eco round :DDDDD
haha 8 the best :D
Cs is the most crazy game.
Post edited 2012-06-14 19:55:52
Cs is the most crazy game.
Post edited 2012-06-14 19:55:52
^_^
lol good read
i like to do 1,5,6, and 10.
i always knifed my teammates on scrims, and matches... accidently because its my obession to knife the wall and air during the beginning 10 seconds.
10 is fun
Post edited 2012-06-15 07:19:39
i like to do 1,5,6, and 10.
i always knifed my teammates on scrims, and matches... accidently because its my obession to knife the wall and air during the beginning 10 seconds.
10 is fun
Post edited 2012-06-15 07:19:39
:D ^_^
I have such a retarded habit in CS.... i'm always going to console and execute the last command righten there, normally the "stopsound". I'm always doing that and I simply don't know why!! --' XD
I do a lot of bhoping too for no reason and when running i'm always dropping my guns out and picking up them again.
I'm really a weird player!! :P hehe
I do a lot of bhoping too for no reason and when running i'm always dropping my guns out and picking up them again.
I'm really a weird player!! :P hehe
haha :P =D
Great blog, sir!
1) Sometimes I just randomly switching from primary weapon to pistol/knife and don't know why.
2) After every death I'm bitching like „OMG, what a haxing nonsteamer!“ or better: „Type the fucking ex_interp 0.01 to the console, you NS bitch!“. :D
1) Sometimes I just randomly switching from primary weapon to pistol/knife and don't know why.
2) After every death I'm bitching like „OMG, what a haxing nonsteamer!“ or better: „Type the fucking ex_interp 0.01 to the console, you NS bitch!“. :D
Thank you :D and lol. Even I bitch the same "what a haxing non steamer" XD
Perfect blog dude!
To be honest I do most of them.
But number 8 made my day xD
Just jump on the ladder no matter what cost and A W S D hahahaha
To be honest I do most of them.
But number 8 made my day xD
Just jump on the ladder no matter what cost and A W S D hahahaha
Thanks alot mate. I appreciate that :)
Awesome blog man...
1) Changing names every other week...
2) C}{@nG!nG N@[m]3$ 3v3Ry 0t}{3R w33K
:P :P :P
1) Changing names every other week...
2) C}{@nG!nG N@[m]3$ 3v3Ry 0t}{3R w33K
:P :P :P
Thank you :)
worst blogger of hltv
you suck asshole
you suck asshole
Are you fucking me ?
Its good blog
Post edited 2012-06-18 01:12:29
Its good blog
Post edited 2012-06-18 01:12:29
Thanks alot man ^_^
Thank you Bolt. Your feedback is appreciated too.
AWesome Blog Sujan Bro :D WIll download all the povs and see them :D 1 on the best indian cS players :D :D SUCKOPTICALMOUSE <3 <3 <3
Thanks alot man :) I appreciate that.
6. Entering the vents ONLY by perfectly bhopping into it.
I just fucking do it all the time :D
I just fucking do it all the time :D
=D
when i put silencer in m4 i always press Q 7-8 times.
hahahaha me too =D
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