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2011-12-16 03:20
Throughout E-Sport history every ground has been covered in regard to hardware. From graphics to audio to mousepads to monitors we can safely say everything has been done, right? WRONG. Today I am going to present to you a game changing piece of equipment that will shape the future of E-sports for many years to come. Ladies and gentlemen, low and behold the "$500 GAMING CHAIR".

dl.dropbox.com/u/17352051/steelseries500dollarchaira.jpg

Key Features:

Leather Cushioning - Same material used on the ears of the Siberia V2 for added compfort.
Porta Potty - Say goodbye to mid game toilet breaks, with a toilet paper roll slot in the arm rest and electronic opening/closing shelf to extract your waste.
Wheels - So it can be mobile to load into the back of the car or onto the train to take that baby to lan.
Sun Roof - Retractable roof / side panels designed to block out sound (good for stage matches) and sunlight for those who game near the window.
Cup Holder - Adjustable and lockable cup holder to fit small-large without any spillage.
Heights - Adjustable arm height / chair height to fit under any desk and play to your preferred style.
Inputs - 3 USB ports, 2 Audio Jacks and 1 ps2 jack much like the Steelseries 7G keyboard (comes with driver CD).
Programmable Pad - 2ms delay pad to set up buy scripts and other various binds.

dl.dropbox.com/u/17352051/steelseries500dollarchairb.jpg
dl.dropbox.com/u/17352051/steelseries500dollarchairc.jpg

Upon success of product SK, Na`Vi and Fnatic editions will be also made for the team fans. Please feel free to use the reply system below in regard to any questions or query's you may have. To contact me discussing a contract for design please use the HLTV.ORG message system.
LMAO.

This way everyone is like Professor X.

Post edited 2011-12-16 03:24:21
2011-12-16 03:24:08
haha noise cancelling, man that would actually be good if it was made out of that studio sound proof rubber stuff.
2011-12-16 03:32:34
so pro
2011-12-16 03:35:48
forgot to mention about the red button for vehicle conversion so you can drive home from lan

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3163/batmobile...
2011-12-16 03:36:39
nah i'd prefer a bigger red button which will convert the chair into "gaming-copter".. why get stuck in traffic when u can simply fly over it?
2011-12-16 05:43:47
Now this is freakin hilarious.
2011-12-16 03:43:39
is that dsn? loool
2011-12-16 09:57:33
yes
2011-12-16 14:52:45
LOL wtf shit in the chair? disgusting

Post edited 2011-12-16 04:02:13
2011-12-16 04:01:52
lmao i cant believe you actually did this.
2011-12-16 04:07:45
Best troll ever, so I declared.
2011-12-16 04:08:08
Yep, even better than you.
2011-12-16 22:04:30
get a "...."
2011-12-16 04:18:45
I'd buy it
2011-12-16 05:24:30
wow nice one)
2011-12-16 05:37:37
great!! but i think it will coste a lot more than 500$, something like $2500
2011-12-16 05:46:03
Troll legend.
2011-12-16 06:10:49
Rofl Rofl GG Chair hahahahha!
2011-12-16 06:16:59
wtf :DDD
2011-12-16 07:42:20
just lol
2011-12-16 08:39:54
I lol'd on seeing the Porta Potty !! HAHAHAHA
2011-12-16 09:05:26
You sir have surpassed Mr.FODDER to take the first position on hltv.org troll list!
P.S.- i would like to see an indian version of this chair :P
2011-12-16 10:22:14
Ohh damn. You wanna shit in indian style during gaming?
2011-12-17 14:40:54
OMFG
You sir, are a goddamn genius hahaha
2011-12-16 10:26:14
wtf! for real?
2011-12-16 11:00:51
lol man u rock :DDDD

Post edited 2011-12-16 11:02:50
2011-12-16 11:02:22
Maybe just lock yourself in a box?
This shit is just fcking freakish.. :D:D
2011-12-16 11:04:31
Is Cerebro sold appart ?
2011-12-16 11:46:04
AHAHAH
2011-12-16 12:34:29
ahahaha best troll on hltv , but it may not be a troll , image if steelseries really does create that , then all the fag 24/24 gamers will be 400kg fatbombs with their shit being absorbed in the chair. cool story br0
2011-12-16 13:11:01
Add an automatic system to clean your ass after taking a shit and it's perfect.
2011-12-16 13:56:41
O my god...I never thought that such thing could exist...It only needs a pancake maker and it is perfect =))
2011-12-16 14:08:57
not so good try... but at least you tried
2011-12-16 17:20:10
trollolol... btw Ahahha, nice! It's the only thing that SS forgot to create.
2011-12-16 22:05:27
gaming chair? are you serious?

LOL. reminds me of those boomboxes which have more lights and fairings than the starship ISS enterprise.

Post edited 2011-12-16 22:48:06
2011-12-16 22:47:46
HAHAHAHHAHA


2ms delay on chair buttons... So so important!
2011-12-17 14:46:04
lol'd @ noise cancellation
2011-12-18 09:50:57
ordered this sweet baby for christmas!
2011-12-19 02:10:55
you know that there are already a few companies wich sell gaming chairs around that price range
2011-12-19 02:12:37
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