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Greetings a small story of where I was born.

The Pharaohs (also known as "Little Denmark/Smoke", "Those Rocks" or "uncle Jónki") are a group of islands situated to the north of the tartan clad land known as Scotland, although they are often confused with the Shetland Islands. Faroe islands claims to own Denmark.

Being a bizarre, overly religious place, the Faroe Islands are currently ruled under a theocratic dictatorship. Electricity does not exist on the islands, hence the lack of Pharoese internet users. It is believed that the ruler of the islands is Kenneth H. Djurhuus, a gay who has only had two hairstyles in his life, and runs around searching for a higher meaning in life, whilst listening to Britney Spears.

It is a little known fact that the Faroe Islands were discovered by a group of Irish monks who stopped off on the islands for a toilet break, whilst on their way to Iceland, for box of teabags and a ham sandwich, or was it bacon? The monks named the islands the 'Faroes' because it remotely sounded like 'faeces', because they had just stopped off on the islands for their toilet break, and they thought it would be a laugh.

The Danes, famed for their bacon and LEGO-based culture, made a clever decision to rename the Pharaoh Islands and call them the Faroe Islands.

They did this because no-one can spell Pharaoh without the use of an expensive dictionary. When some people attempt to write the word Pharaoh, they normally write Faroe. Besides, who spends money on books containing thousands of pages of words which nobody ever uses. Some historians, on the other hand, think that this lands were actually a protectorat of Egypt, so when the Danes (or whatever pale Scandinavian tribe) wanted to conquer them, they changed the name to look (but not sound) more like some Scandinavian jibberish word

The Pharaoh Islands are infamous for being the world's biggest nesting and breeding place for Psycho Killer Seagulls(and to a lesser extent Pigeons). No one should ever underestimate the perilous powers of the Killer Seagulls (and Pigeons), for they are an evil species (OMG PWN). They were originaly bred by Megatron (OMG), ruler of the Decepticons (PWN), in order to be vessels for his sons arrival on Earth, bringing doom to us all.

There are vicious rumours going around that Faroese people are hunting pilot whales to eat them. This is entirely untrue. According to Greenpeace, Faroese people are actually hunting cute, innocent dolphins. As there are very few leisure activities, men and young boys typically pass the long hours hunting dolphins. These dead dolphins are left to rot, and sometimes the wifes of the men will pour gasoline onto the dolphins and set them (the dolphins) on fire to speed up the decomposing process. The fins on the dolphins are cut off before this and sold as luxury toilet-paper, to the skilled dolphin-hunters, who maintain such a lifestyle by signing high-paying endorsement deals with local seagull-breeding networks.

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