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Nick: Baguette from Ik..
Name: Baguette from Ik..

Age:
Country: Andorra
Location: DEUTSCHLAND

MSN: I have only ICQ
Email: Hidden

Occupation: Owner of multip..

Clan:
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Userid: 642342
Comments: 5187
Profile hits: 18041
Blog count: 0
Last activity: 2017-01-23 15:37
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Biography
I am german. Just using other flags for fun sometimes.

WHO AM I?

Picture of me:
https://gyazo.com/23bc7a9014e72c117cb6bf72b4bca26a

I will keep this short and simple:
I am Baguette From Ikea. They know me as the baiting machine. They know me from the baits they fall for. They know me from the threads they watch. They talk about my baits and they think for me baiting is so easy. I just go into HLTV and that's it. But my baits, it's comes from more than just a forum. For me - bait - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up inhighlights. When I sit down to bait everything already is a part of me.

My street/hood name: MC Nugget Baguette
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Reasons im the best HLTV User:

1) Im the legend behind DoctorFlatwanker.
2) Im the reason we get reasons for bans. I made a thread which exploded where we bashed HLTV to finally get reasons, it took less than 48h after I started the thread.
3) Im the initiator of the anti-motion #fallSKG which is taking over HLTV to finally stop SK fangays spaming the forum.
http://www.hltv.org/forum/1300175-runskg-anti-motion
4) Im the HLTV OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL HAXBALL CHAMPIONSHIP creator and organisator.
5) Ive made up MASTERBAIT THE GAME where you can win an awp.
6) I exposed happycrank and ey boss.
7) Mastermind behind Myster The Game.
8) I released the first working anti-ban tutorial for HLTV.

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ANTI-BAN TUTORIAL BY BAGUETTE FROM IKEA:

1) Go to the top left corner of HLTV and search for your nickname
2) Click on the nickname and then on "Profile"
3) Click on "edit profile"
4) Click on "country"
5) Search for "Brazil" and take it
6) Save edit
7) Thats it. You are safe.
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MY HASHTAGS:

1) #BaguetteFromIkea
2) #GoodGuyBagutteFromIkea
3) #AgentBaguetteFromIkea
4) #UnofficialReportAdminBaguetteFromIkea
5) #fallSKG
6) #TeacherBaguetteFromIkea
7) #RichLifestyleByBaguetteFromIkea
8) #BadassBaguetteFromIkea
9) #FactProviderBaguetteFromIkea
10) #BaguetteFromIkea4Admin
11) #ProGamerBaguetteFromIkea
12) #BaguetteFromIkeaOnTour
12) #TwoFacedBaguetteFromIkea
13) #PredictionGodBaguetteFromIkea
14) #BaitMasterBaguetteFromIkea
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LIST OF BANS WITHOUT A REASON SINCE 8.11.2016

8.11.16: You were banned for the following comment:
'I can give him a small loan of a million dollar
#fallSKG
Explanation from Jonathan E.: this is trolling kappa

15.11.16: You are banned from writing on HLTV.org. This ban will expire 18.11.16 10:03:43
Reason? None:D https://gyazo.com/7872ff46215a68a044bf880991277be6

I asked my #1 hater Jonathan E.: Baguettes from Ikea are really to tasty to share them. Seriously speaking, please, stop spamming pointless threads (you "fight" SK fanboys by acting just like them?) and all should be fine.

So people spamming runSKG and calling me nazi wont be banned but I get because I destroyed an admin in an argument...

23.01.17: You were banned for the following comment:
'yeah' This ban will expire: 2017-01-26 08:42:02

Triggered danish mods cause Astralis lost against Botsent
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Nomad replied to me, we are best friends now: https://gyazo.com/38cecc9f875b0309603ca3ddeb565a1e

Favourites
Player: Snax
Clan: Virtus.pro
CS Version: CS:GO
CS Match: VP - NiP Kato 2014
Tournament: Katowice 2014
Book: What is this?
Food: Potato is love, potato is life <3
Gadget: dafuq?
Music: Black music (not racist man)
Song: Boostmeister from ocoszinko
Actor: Michael Scofield lul
TV Series: Prison break best
Movie: Warriors best
Hardware
Mouse: Roccat Kone XTD
Mousepad: Roccat Ryos MK
Headphones: Steelseries Sibiria V2
Cpu: Best
Motherboard: Best
Memory: Best
Monitor: Best
Storage: Best
Graphicscard: Best
Soundcard: Best
Connection: Best

Latest Guestbook entries
nt my polish friend are you from polonezkoy ? :D
I hope you will watch sometime in your life :] Gl hltv master :)
Watch it, but start with 4/5/6 :] Baguette, i'm your father!
Talking about something what u didnt see ? :((
ofc its bullshit :d force etc. But 4/5/6 is greaaaaat.

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