I am german. Just using other flags for fun sometimes.
WHO AM I?
Picture of me:
I will keep this short and simple:
I am Baguette From Ikea. They know me as the baiting machine. They know me from the baits they fall for. They know me from the threads they watch. They talk about my baits and they think for me baiting is so easy. I just go into HLTV and that's it. But my baits, it's comes from more than just a forum. For me - bait - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up inhighlights. When I sit down to bait everything already is a part of me.
My street/hood name: MC Nugget Baguette
Reasons im the best HLTV User:
1) Im the legend behind DoctorFlatwanker.
2) Im the reason we get reasons for bans. I made a thread which exploded where we bashed HLTV to finally get reasons, it took less than 48h after I started the thread.
3) Im the initiator of the anti-motion #fallSKG which is taking over HLTV to finally stop SK fangays spaming the forum.
4) Im the HLTV OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL HAXBALL CHAMPIONSHIP creator and organisator.
5) Ive made up MASTERBAIT THE GAME where you can win an awp.
6) I exposed happycrank and ey boss.
7) Mastermind behind Myster The Game.
8) I released the first working anti-ban tutorial for HLTV.
9) I made a test to see if you are criminal:
ANTI-BAN TUTORIAL BY BAGUETTE FROM IKEA:
1) Go to the top left corner of HLTV and search for your nickname
2) Click on the nickname and then on "Profile"
3) Click on "edit profile"
4) Click on "country"
5) Search for "Brazil" and take it
6) Save edit
7) Thats it. You are safe.
LIST OF BANS WITHOUT A REASON SINCE 8.11.2016
8.11.16: You were banned for the following comment:
'I can give him a small loan of a million dollar
Explanation from Jonathan E.: this is trolling kappa
15.11.16: You are banned from writing on HLTV.org. This ban will expire 18.11.16 10:03:43
Reason? None:D https://gyazo.com/7872ff46215a68a044bf880991277be6
I asked my #1 hater Jonathan E.: Baguettes from Ikea are really to tasty to share them. Seriously speaking, please, stop spamming pointless threads (you "fight" SK fanboys by acting just like them?) and all should be fine.
So people spamming runSKG and calling me nazi wont be banned but I get because I destroyed an admin in an argument...
23.01.17: You were banned for the following comment:
'yeah' This ban will expire: 2017-01-26 08:42:02
Triggered danish mods cause Astralis lost against Botsent
Nomad replied to me, we are best friends now: https://gyazo.com/38cecc9f875b0309603ca3ddeb565a1e
polak will win ski jumping, rest wintersports is irrelevant:(
if you have drops cause of a poor potato pc, nothing will help
just set it to 0. its useless to cut fps
well german doesnt sound nice as its way too agressive but its still better than that girly language
no, it sounds ugly
i cant lose somethign i never had:(