jokes
hey guys, can u post some

"roses are...
violets are..."

jokes! I really like those things :D i wanna hear your's
(190 replies)
Created 2012-03-21 19:01 by: mishoJ
roses are gray
violets are gray
am a dog :D
2012-03-21 19:02:02
roses are gay
violets are gay
am a joking
2012-03-21 19:55:18
Here´s a joke:
CSGO
2012-03-21 23:00:30
+1!
2012-03-21 23:03:28
CSGO is funny !
2012-03-22 14:26:54
Here's better joke than your:
CS:GO is better than CS 1.6
2012-03-22 20:00:13
roses are red
violets are blue
but what the fuck i have to do ?? :-D
2012-03-22 08:37:51
FACEBOOK-JOKE

Roses are red
Violets are blue
0 mutal friends
who the fuck are you?
2012-03-22 18:59:16
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the back of the fucking van
2012-03-21 19:03:21
rofl
2012-03-21 19:04:29
lol'd :D
2012-03-21 19:11:20
HAHA
2012-03-21 19:16:10
xD
2012-03-21 19:35:42
ahha
2012-03-21 20:05:50
And the final line must be said in this precise tone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K0Esd1-ZEE
2012-03-22 08:27:06
We've gone on holiday by mistake...
2012-03-22 15:35:19
by: yII
#154
haha. It's funny caaause it's truuue
2012-03-22 10:25:54
roses are violets
violets are roses
i don't know what im talking about
2012-03-21 19:05:49
:D:D:D
2012-03-21 19:07:55
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why I post this sh*t?
I have no clue.
2012-03-21 19:08:04
ahahaha
2012-03-21 19:09:44
udaudshudhauhuas
2012-03-21 19:15:46
This kind of laugh makes me laugh :D. I can't imagine nobody laughing this way :D.
2012-03-21 22:57:47
But I meant laugh in "real life" :-/
2012-03-22 00:34:45
this one is good lol
2012-03-21 19:20:49
FIRST THAT IS SOMEWHAT FUNNY!!! Congrats.. now give me your address so I could send you Justin Bieber's new single.
2012-03-22 00:43:53
No.
2012-03-22 09:18:36
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Someone loves you
Here is a clue
2012-03-21 19:08:09
roses are red
violets are blue
who da... AUHEUAEHAUEHSUEAHSUEHA

Post edited 2012-03-21 19:11:31
2012-03-21 19:11:23
dafuq
2012-03-21 19:11:49
you fcking moron ! :)
2012-03-22 00:44:25
:(
2012-03-22 00:45:25
Don't feel bad..

after reading your name I was like wtf ?
2012-03-22 00:51:45
:)
2012-03-22 00:55:55
Sooo many replies in 10 mins ;) I've posted so much bs today :o
2012-03-22 00:57:18
hahahah


Post edited 2012-03-22 00:58:53
2012-03-22 00:58:15
What do you mean by that?
2012-03-22 00:58:46
fail faces, i tried to do :) in diffent ways but blargh

Post edited 2012-03-22 00:59:38
2012-03-22 00:59:27
Post edited 2012-03-22 00:59:38
2012-03-22 01:01:50
I write different wrong, so i just fix it
2012-03-22 01:05:32
Roses are blue
violets are gray
you're gay
2012-03-21 19:11:32
ehehehehehe
2012-03-21 19:13:46
Are those jokes funny?
2012-03-21 19:14:01
fck yeah
2012-03-21 19:14:34
Nah, it's all about creativity.
2012-03-21 19:15:26
Roses are red
My name is dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave
2012-03-21 19:15:24
potatoes
2012-03-21 19:16:16
hehehe I remember you... "roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, microwave" in HLTV-Rap thread :D
2012-03-22 15:03:04
roses are red
violets are blue
you were adopted
and no one loves you
2012-03-21 19:16:03
HAHAHAHAHA
2012-03-21 20:06:49
Good ;)
2012-03-22 00:44:39
Sad one. :(
2012-03-22 15:02:25
Roses are red
i have a phone
nobody texts me
forever alone !

No violets but its joke :D
2012-03-21 19:17:09
I've seen that at 9gag :D
btw, nice one
2012-03-21 19:18:56
gag
2012-03-21 19:28:45
roses are brown
violets are brown
wait.. who da fuck shit in my garden?
2012-03-21 19:17:14
=))))
2012-03-21 19:45:38
#like
2012-03-21 20:57:25
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red
I've got a retinal haemorrhage
2012-03-21 19:22:35
black humour :D
2012-03-22 00:04:27
red humour :D
2012-03-22 00:54:24
lol :D
2012-03-22 00:55:01
Roses are red
Violets are blue
CS will be dead
Same goes for you
2012-03-21 19:25:49
nice fake id
2012-03-21 19:44:49
ugly real flag
2012-03-21 19:45:53
At least it means something unlike urs...
2012-03-21 21:02:49
and what does it mean ? :)
2012-03-21 22:27:00
SK ceh9... get A L1F3
2012-03-22 00:45:05
Roses are red
violets are blue
you are flashed
lemme knife you
2012-03-21 19:27:42
i may have alzheimers
but roses are blue
2012-03-21 19:29:32
LMAO
2012-03-22 14:18:59
omg those jokes are awesome DDDDDD:
2012-03-21 19:31:56
by: si
#34
Roses are nice
Violets are not
Take in your mouth
I like deepthroat
2012-03-21 19:32:25
lmao
2012-03-21 20:04:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqjaThRbXOc

top comment!
2012-03-21 19:32:40
ahahahahahhahahahaha
2012-03-22 14:32:02
hahahahahah
2012-05-16 09:54:01

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
2012-03-21 19:33:38
EPIC IS EPIC :DD
2012-03-21 20:02:53
Haba baba
Tupac Shakur
I don't like curry
It smells so awful!
2012-03-21 20:31:33
Roses are nice
Violets are fine.
i'll be the six
if you'll be my nine.
2012-03-21 19:34:18
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lay on the bed
And I will fuck you.
2012-03-21 19:36:22
Last sentence ruined the whole thing but normal (Y)
2012-03-22 00:45:53
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whatever you read here
Makes you wanna rhyme it,
Even though it doesnt.
2012-03-21 19:40:08
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
bend over girl
because your about
to be fisted
2012-03-21 19:41:11
roses are red
violets are blue
i cant rhyme
bye
2012-03-21 19:44:28
no way, who deleted my awesome poema?
2012-03-21 20:01:35
LETS PLAY SOME DOTA BRO
2012-03-21 20:03:04
go
2012-03-21 20:03:34
K!
2012-03-21 20:04:25
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My porno account is banned
But CS will do..
2012-03-21 20:06:18
GOOOD!!! porn* fixed :)
2012-03-22 00:46:16
roses are red
violets are blue
but i'm always puking
on cider and glue
2012-03-21 20:07:09
Roses are red
violets are blue
you got 600 Latency
so i kicked you
2012-03-21 20:07:20
Roses are red
Violets are blue
kalle or karrigan in fnatic?
i have no clue
2012-03-21 20:08:04
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I prefer kalle
what about you?
2012-03-21 20:09:56
Roses are red
Violets are blue
karrigan is good
but i prefer kalle too
2012-03-21 20:13:55
Roses are red
Violets are blue
kalle is good
i'm a jerk
2012-03-21 22:55:02
.

Post edited 2012-03-22 13:40:31
2012-03-22 13:40:16
Th1S Was STOLEN fR0M #6 stra1ght <3 ReDeYe
2012-03-22 00:48:07
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your reading this comment
But no reason for you
Happy X-Mas =]
2012-03-21 20:12:32
xD
2012-03-22 14:20:41
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wheres the timebomb
.... fuck
2012-03-21 20:20:48
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What you gonna do
If I'll cum in You?
2012-03-21 20:27:17
ai que nojo
2012-03-21 20:39:43
Roses are red
violets are blue
this is so good
i like to live in hollywood
where dumbasses like you
have no clue
who joins fnatic
it's so bombastic
i dont like your boob-plastic
i like the natural ones
but also guns
just like in 1.6
i dont like di9ks
if you know what i mean
if you can feel
the way i kill
ya mom stinks
i hate it so badly
so please be friendly
go take shower
or be my brother
if you don't want to
go to hollywood
gonna make some food
clean your foot
and gonna prove
i enjoy move
just like w-a-s-d
im here, can you join me?
make some bigger shit
or maybe let's meet some chicks
2012-03-21 20:37:12
hahahahahahahahahahah
2012-03-22 00:00:48
Epic :P
2012-03-22 08:22:41
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poland are strong
Neo > all
2012-03-21 20:38:16
best so far
2012-03-21 20:41:10
good one
2012-03-21 20:42:35
pasha biceps > neo's penis
2012-03-22 00:01:45
LOOOOL!!!!
2012-03-22 00:47:47
hmm how did you know ? you taste it hahah ;D ?
2012-03-22 13:55:53
hhe
2012-03-22 00:47:35
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
WHO DA HELL SHIT IN MY YARD ?
2012-03-21 20:50:25
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can kiss you
But it doesnt matter that I will miss you
2012-03-21 20:51:32
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Monkeys like you, belong in the zoo
But don't worry, i'll be there too
Not in the cage, but laughing at you

^_^
2012-03-21 21:30:18
super lol
2012-03-21 23:35:34
^_^
2012-03-22 00:02:22
Heheh
2012-03-22 08:23:32
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know you're gay, these flowers are for you
2012-03-21 21:33:27
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Am a nice person
And you can bite my pale unrefined ass
2012-03-21 21:49:25
roses red < violets blue < neo god < poland strong
2012-03-21 22:30:21
#71
2012-03-22 15:11:09
roses are red
violets are blue
im so drunk
who the fuck are you?
2012-03-21 22:30:48
roses are red
violets are blue
Everybody stand up for mishoJay
Just found out he is gay
2012-03-21 22:50:13
by: ast
#86
roses are tits
violets are tits
i like tits
tits.
2012-03-21 22:54:39
( . Y . )
2012-03-21 23:13:34
BOOBS

Post edited 2012-03-22 17:04:55
2012-03-22 17:02:47
roses are boobs
violets are boobs
i like boobs
boobs.

v2.0
2012-03-22 15:08:01
Rose in nose,
violet on toilet.
Have a good night,
wishes GeT_RiGhT.
2012-03-21 23:16:17
GeT_RiGhT is a great player :) If you think you are mocking him then fuuu!!
2012-03-22 00:49:30
No, this joke isn't pointed against GeT_LeFt, but his nick fits in my second rhyme. Before posting this I was thinking about rhyme with world-famous "Hi, I'm HeatoN", but I'm very exhausted to think it out.

Post edited 2012-03-22 01:10:36
2012-03-22 01:09:36
FuCk_OfF
2012-03-22 01:34:36
FuCk_On
2012-03-22 16:34:32
tits
tits
tits
tits
2012-03-21 23:19:03
Win !
2012-03-22 14:22:11
POLAND STRONK
2012-03-21 23:24:29
POLANT ZTRONK
2012-03-21 23:26:53
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need a fart :/
...oh wait its a poo :'(
2012-03-21 23:36:09
:) lol
2012-03-22 00:53:27
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just open up and let me in!
________________________________________________________

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
________________________________________________________

Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day
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Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside?
Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time.
2012-03-21 23:38:04
Roses are blood
violets are blood
i'm born in India
and only blood moves me

Post edited 2012-03-21 23:42:02
2012-03-21 23:40:57
i feel India now
2012-03-22 00:48:15
Never understood this joke...
2012-03-22 00:54:19
wait till tomorrow... u will get eventually.
2012-03-22 10:20:18
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry
but so do you
2012-03-22 01:17:56
T's are red
Ct's are blue
Use ESL models
And admin bans you...
2012-03-22 01:21:31
:) but punish not ban.
2012-03-22 10:14:32
haha
2012-03-22 15:12:03
roses are red
violets are blue
go to bed
and fuck you
2012-03-22 02:17:24
i have alzheimer
roses are red
violets are blue
roses are red
violets are blue
roses are red
i have alzheimer
2012-03-22 03:21:52
roses are.. hmmm whatever I'll do it!
ROses are gay
violets are gay
They bloom in May
So feelings are gay
:p
2012-03-22 08:21:37
Roses are red
Violets are blue
GeT_RighT sucks hard
because he is retard
2012-03-22 09:34:27
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red??

Depends how hard you throw....
2012-03-22 09:52:06
by: yII
#156
ooouh
a hot girl walks into a bar and a guy at the bar says to her " wow you're going to get laid tonight!" she replies, "hehe, how do you know?"
"because i'm stronger than you" says the man:D
2012-03-22 10:30:17
roses are grey
Violets are grey
m colourblind
here have a potato
2012-03-22 09:54:53
roses are red
violets are blue
ppl like you
belong to the zoo

but let's not despair
let's have the hope
that ppl like you
will discover the soap
2012-03-22 09:58:31
by: yII
#155
roses are blue
violets are red
i did your girlfriend
in your bed
2012-03-22 10:27:19
by: yII
#157
happy poemday(which was yesterday)
2012-03-22 10:31:14
alot of gays posts here...

roses are red
violets are blue
pros brasileiros daqui
vai geral toma no cu.
2012-03-22 10:45:52
ahaah
2012-03-22 13:52:19
roses are rectangular
violets are transparent
my clear lack of sense
is very apparent
2012-03-22 11:01:41
ahahahahahahah
2012-03-22 14:23:26
that wasn't even me... haha!
2012-03-22 14:59:08
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poland is strong,
others are wrong ? :D
2012-03-22 11:23:17
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a dick
and i fuck you

Post edited 2012-03-22 11:50:45
2012-03-22 11:50:14
roses are red
violets are blue
and now cs go can eat my poo.
2012-03-22 13:52:08
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get_Right is Sucker
something like you ...
2012-03-22 13:57:02
roses are blue
violets are yellow
bananas are red
colon doesn't cheat
2012-03-22 14:53:33
true story
2012-03-22 15:08:22
Blue are Roses
Red are Violets


Post edited 2012-03-22 15:22:26
2012-03-22 15:21:19
Violets are blue
Roses are red
I just woke up
With jizz in my bed
2012-03-22 15:49:51
roses are red
violets are blue
vodka costs less
than dinner for two
2012-03-22 15:57:09
roses are red
violets are blue
I'm a pro
say FFFUUUUUUU
2012-03-22 16:06:52
roses are red
violets are red
WTF MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!
2012-03-22 16:09:03
Omfg winwinwin!
2012-03-22 18:30:27
:PP
2012-03-22 18:45:00
Jumpin'jack flash
2012-03-22 16:09:45
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get the fuck out,
I'm raping you.
2012-03-22 16:40:53
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me your money and give me your clothes, please don't purpose...
Your father's an Austrian your mother is black.
Your dog ate your homework your happy like dad.
Your reading these comments because of your cat, hes drinking your milk and popping around.
Your smiling at me, wait your gay ? No thank you, no babies to me.
Your house is on fire but wait till you see when Santa and friends are going to pee.
Your house smells like pee...Thanks to your friends...
Your losing your mind because of these lines, your popping your pants in front of the guys.
Your pregnant from that guy over the skies (#192). hes Jacky the "DICK" hes slapping your face and asking these questions like :Who's this house is ?
Your reading this comment over again and crying and crying like baby "Novel".
So don't you be mad at that guy over there he wishes you luck and have a nice day ^_^
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Line's are from "mua" Sorry for grammar mistakes :P


2012-03-22 19:39:13
How do you get a one armed blonde down from a lamp post? You waves to her :D
2012-03-22 20:00:59
I simple love this kind of jokes! Here are some of my favorites I got from http://www.serenataflowers.com :

Roses are blue, Violets are unicorns, This doesn't make sense. Refrigerator

Roses are red, biolets are nlue, The next is false, The previous is true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.

2012-05-16 09:18:23
My love is like a lightning... it gives girls orgasms.
2012-05-16 10:00:53
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
One riped condom,
That caused you.
2012-05-16 10:03:10
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