JOHN TERRY
John Terry got send off on purpose. He heard Gerard Pique is still in the ground and Shakira is at home alone.
Epic xD
(80 replies)
Created 2012-04-25 04:51 by: bNRSTARRR@mymTw.com
honestly, WTF?
2012-04-25 05:27:48
He fuck'd wayne's wife. And when Torres got sent off in his first match, everybady made jokes about about he had to come home before John Terry fucked his wife.
2012-04-25 05:38:30
srsly is your brain working on full parameters?
2012-04-25 07:49:05
Dude, just stop right there. You don't want to go to the next level with this moron. He will take you to his homecourt and beat you up there by pure experience in retardness :-)
2012-04-25 09:10:23
''He will take you to his homecourt and beat you up there by pure experience in retardness :-)'' Wow u just made that up. Ohh w8 u didn't. Like everything you say. U keep stealing others line. U poor kid. I know you are fat and you are a looser, yes Anton told me, yes he did! I know your daily life at school.
2012-04-26 15:55:44
Oh, I stole that line, what are you going to do? Report me for theft? Please don't do :'(. Anton can say whatever he wants, it doesn't bother me a little but I can for sure see that it does bother you.

"I know your daily life at school."

And I'm the one that's a no lifer, look what you're doing on your spare time, creeping and stalking, HAAHHAHA OMG.
2012-04-26 16:43:58
I care ? I asked if I knew Lidda the troll from HLTV.
2012-04-26 17:09:14
You asked yourself? So you don't have any friends, can't get friends by adding random people on facebook so now you talk with yourself? How cute.. :D
2012-04-26 19:08:09
I meant '' he asked me '. So mr. Perfect you havn't done anything wrong in your life ?
2012-04-26 19:11:32
Yes I have but there's nothing wrong with having no friends dude, it's not a big problem especially to people that have
no brain like you. It ain't easy being you :D
2012-04-26 19:16:53
Nothing wrong with having no friends ? Maybe not. But there has to be something wrong with you if you dont have any friends. And as long you are troling and acting like a jerk, I will treat u like one.
2012-04-26 19:29:40
Oh dude, now you want to blame it on me? Say that I have no friends. You're acting like a baby. I say that you have no friends and you instantly go: "NO, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!!" Dude, it's OK, chill. Nobody is trolling or acting like a jerk here, only the truth is being told nothing else, I know it hurts for you but it's OK, you'll get through it!!
2012-04-26 19:37:07
Why do u use caps ? And so many ''?'' It dosent make u smart, if that's what you are trying to do. It makes u look like a little girl. And I have many friends I know that, but you are fat, and u said there dosent need to be a problem if u dont have any friends, seems like u know everything to it.
2012-04-26 19:41:37
I used caps in one sentence and used "?" in the same sentence, have you learned to read and count? How's it going at kindergarten for you?

Not trying to make anyone look smart, just helping you because you could clearly need some advice. What happened, did mommy and daddy lose faith in you? Are they done trying to help you with your issues? Kinda' hard to help someone that's retarded like you but I'm doing everything I can so don't worry..

"And I have many friends.."

Suuurree you do, imagination is a big part of kids daily life. Who are your friends? The Hulk? Batman? Spiderman?

Now you got that wrong again, I don't know anything about when you don't have friends but like I said, I'll help you, you were the one after all that messaged me first and I could immediately tell that you were in need of help. Every problem can be solved, or, maybe not this one with you having trouble getting friends but just keep trying and trying. Adding friends you don't know on FaceBook is a horrible move I can tell you so you should stop. Clearly it didn't work out when you tried to add me..

Post edited 2012-04-26 20:04:34
2012-04-26 20:03:29
Are u tuched by I tried to add u, so I could make fun of u ? U are mentioning it alot. A friends request most mean a world to u.
2012-04-26 20:49:57
Jes aj em rili tuched.

The reason I keep mentioning it a lot is because you say that I have no friends and then I see you trying to add me, just shows how desperate you are trying to get new friends or friends overall since it's pretty damn clear you have none :D By the way, I had to think about if I really dared to accept you, that gansta pose of yours really made me crap my pants. Thought you were from the ghetto or something, you know, Bloods and Crips and that sh*t?
2012-04-26 22:26:08
Go back to kindergarten pwhahha FAIL TROLL! Dude ffs l2speak properly..
What happened, did mommy and daddy lose faith in you? Are they done trying to help you with your issues? Kinda' hard to help someone that's retarded like you but I'm doing everything I can so don't worry.. Are you seriously so immature about what he writes you.. come on stop fcking blaming parents cause it seems that they lost faith in you... seriously just STOP IT
2012-04-26 20:53:04
It is a fucking joke! You poor shit!
2012-04-26 15:54:03
same question remains: Is your brain working on full parameters?
2012-04-26 16:01:43
No it isn't and if u dont know shit about football, then dont talk about it.
2012-04-26 16:09:09
umad fosho
he was just telling a joke whats the big deal?
why do you feel the need to abash others?
2012-04-26 16:43:16
Why do you keep arguing with this moron? Don't you see that he's beyond retarded? You're too smart to argue with this dumbo :-)
2012-04-26 16:44:59
it's just funny how they all get mad, i like to "poke the lions" so to say! :))
2012-04-26 16:46:20
Yeh well maybe its time to grow up.
just a thought
2012-04-26 16:48:11
Heheheh. The guy is like I said beyond retarded, he said I have no life when he's on TeamSpeak all day with a guy from my class and talking sh*t about me on TeamSpeak like two little girls :P Unfortunately for them it doesn't bother me a bit :-) The guy knows what I study, eat, when I sleep, he knows pretty much everything about my life. Talk about being a weird creepy stalker :P
2012-04-26 16:49:03
You have been trolling HLTV all my time, so it's not hard to tell, that you are fat, and have no firends:P
2012-04-26 17:15:53
OMG xD You have been acting like a retarded ever since you came here, guess you really are a retarded then :-)

And again he's mentioning that I have no friends when you were the one trying to add me as a friend on FaceBook, talk about being desperate.. :D
2012-04-26 19:10:07
Couse you are so hot.
2012-04-26 19:18:25
Sorry, I'm not gay :-)
2012-04-26 19:20:56
Lol I guess u didn't get the joke at all. And I have been giving my old clothes to u shitters in Romania. No way you will get more clothes from me! '' I like to poke the lions '' More like '' I like to troll, so to say ''
2012-04-26 17:12:04
I'm sure you did, thank you for your kindness. Damn what should we do not without your clothes? but srsly does your brain function on full parameters?
2012-04-26 17:26:50
Ahahaha xD
2012-04-26 19:08:40
it was a joke. if you didn't enjoy, then move along.
2012-04-26 17:51:56
you are his lawyer?
2012-04-26 17:53:26
.. move along
2012-04-26 17:54:01
mind your business ;)
2012-04-26 17:54:23
I mind everyone's business on a public forum.

2012-04-26 17:55:26
good for you, now please go make something useful
2012-04-26 17:56:22
Minding others people opinion is usualy good, so I guess he is doing something useful.
2012-04-26 17:59:50
I am sure he is, as useful as this thread.
2012-04-26 18:00:50
If u dont like it then move on.
2012-04-26 18:14:19
Ahahaah xD
2012-04-26 20:06:24
mÆdmÆn 2 x 0 benDover!
2012-04-26 18:08:31
Hahaha :D '' ibraa '' ;)
2012-04-26 18:16:28
CHELSEA FTW!
2012-04-25 06:54:33
I feel so sorry for Terry and all football fans. Now most important man will miss the final because of stupid card. Same situation was in 2004 when Nedved got booked in 1/2 and he couldnt play in final against Milan, damn i was pissed cause Nedved was propably the best player in world. UEFA should learn from NBA, they would never let miss the final to the frontman because of cards. In my opinion card for Terry should be cancelled.

I hope to see great game in Madrid tonight.

Post edited 2012-04-25 08:36:00
2012-04-25 08:35:14
Nedved was the best player in world fo sho!
2012-04-25 09:16:06
I agree with u! Sad a CL final has to be played with reserver team :/
2012-04-26 16:01:33
I agree, the final is for fans and we want him, we pay them basically, so it would suit to change the rules so the stars like that can be seen in the final. I am sure they can think of something else than banning a player if next match is final.
2012-04-26 16:52:34
That Yellow card rule is stupit, when it comes to a CL final. But what Terry did,is beyond all standards.
2012-04-26 17:17:37
but when he went at shakiras place, ryan giggs was there.
2012-04-26 16:04:38
giggsty giggsty
2012-04-26 16:07:56
Hahahaha :D Giggs messed up his entrie career xD
2012-04-26 16:10:00
LOL, he kicked Sanchez without ball! In my opinion he should be banned from 3,4 matches now.
2012-04-26 16:40:08
idiot
2012-04-26 16:55:58
Why ? Has Terry been at your house before ?
2012-04-26 17:20:48
neo>all
2012-04-26 17:10:10
terry bloody idiot...
2012-04-26 17:13:03
I wonder who is gonna be the captain of England in the future. Hope it's gonna be Gerrard, if he will be able to play ;)
2012-04-26 17:18:47
noo..I dont think so. Unfortunately,Gerro2old;[...Parker is ok :)
2012-04-26 17:47:36
Parker excelent choise. Parker, Gerrard and Wilshire Perfect trio :) Gonna be intresting as always watching England, but they never do good :(
2012-04-26 18:03:05
Definetly not stolen from a Facebook Group
2012-04-26 18:00:02
Did u tought for 1 secound that I made that one up by my self :P? Almost all the jokes and links on this webside are stolen somewhere :)
2012-04-26 18:04:26
Well you were commenting to lidda that he was stealing his comebacks from other people, and i was just highlighting you were stealing jokes as well. However Lidda is an annoying troll tard as well and no doubt he'll reply to me sooner or later, with one of his epic pointless replies. Now i said that he probably will not reply to me. Psychology - see what the moron does.
2012-04-26 18:29:07
Well he kinda is only stealing it for his own good, and for trying to sound smart. And this joke is around everywhere so I dont see any reasons why it should be here, for a good laughter :)
Dont mind Lidda, he will use CAPS alot for tryin to talk over your head, and add alot '' HAHAHAHA '' to try to get everyone on his side, and makin u look like a fool. He is not hard to see trough ;)
2012-04-26 18:51:24
Terry deserves to miss the finals hes fucked up and been forgiven way too many times!
2012-04-26 18:01:02
the fucked up are those who forgave him IMO.
2012-04-26 18:04:15
He is the captain of the international team, so for some wierd reason, he always gets away with everything.
2012-04-26 18:05:52
He is not the captain of the International Team since February/March
2012-04-26 18:26:39
He was captain while he has been fuckin waynes wife, and callin ferdinand a nigger, and I belelive he didnt get punished for it, couse he was the captain at the international team by that time.

Post edited 2012-04-26 18:45:52
2012-04-26 18:45:29
He lost the armband the first time because of the wayne thing, and he got reinstated 1 year later, and he now lost the captain armband again because of the ferdinand incident, and the trial for the ferdinand case is straight after the Euro's so he is getting punished for it ( but obviously not much of a punishment as that prick probably dosen't even really care if he is the captain or not ).. but he is certainly not getting away with his stuff.
2012-04-26 19:26:18
Then How come Suarez did get match ban when Terry didn't ? There were no evidence that said Suarez called him a Nigg*R.
2012-04-26 19:32:57
Because his ban sentence trial is after Euro 2012.. so if Suarez gets 9 Match Ban, i am sure Terry will get ban for many months if he is found guilty

Post edited 2012-04-26 19:51:26
2012-04-26 19:51:15
Terry can't be given any match ban. He's not going to face UEFA, he is going to face a real judge if im not mistaken :)
2012-04-26 20:47:19
Yes... the Judge can ban him from football lol like Rio Ferdinand
2012-04-26 23:15:47
bloody Mary ! :D
2012-04-26 18:46:34
After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife, hhahahahha + John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed. omg XD hahahaa
+ We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.
+Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his his wife.

hahahahahha XD JT what a fucking idiot, hahahahahha

Post edited 2012-04-26 18:52:55
2012-04-26 18:49:09
Love it :D
2012-04-26 19:10:22
ehh whats the point of that thread again?
2012-04-26 20:52:31
Behind every great man there's a great woman." and, if your a Chelsea player, behind that woman there's a John Terry.
2012-04-26 20:54:56
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