Turned right after giving an indicator for left o.o

I bought bubblegum in store for 0,75€ and I gave the till girl 1€ and she gave me 0,35€ back instead of 0,25€ and I didn't let her know about her mistake HAHAHAHAHA that was crazy shit maaan.. still heart beating like shit when I think about it.

Post edited 2012-06-07 20:21:11

i have fighted vs one guy armed with a knife

I proposed my girlfriend in front of 500 people, while she was having a speech.

joined anonymous alcoholics club

Ate too much spicy stuff that day,was about 2-3 hours in the bathroom.

i called my teacher a really bad name :s

I told zet that SpawN was defusing in 2005..

Hardly insulted a teacher in front of my class.
I'm not proud of it now.

at age 14 i shoplifted alot with my friends. And we shoplifted maybe 6 energydrinks each every day for about 5 months. We also took alot of candy.

Fell from an two storied under construction building and manage to escape with minor scratches. But the security dog got me from behind.

Last year June @ Cancun, Mexico did a +-60 hours party :D Started in the club at 23h -> after party on the roof of club at 7am -> beach party at 10am-17pm -> back at the hostel partying -> club 23h -> afterparty -> party at at the house of girls we met till 20h -> club 23h till morning and then we literally crashed at the hostel :D

This is not the craziest shit I ever did, the craziest I will keep for myself :p but it's quite crazy too

I shot a standing sparrow with my air rifle using iron sights from 60 meters away. extreme shot.

I farted very loud in my classroom and everybody looked at me, my teacher asked me
did you just...?(the fuck is wrong with u?) you cant do that kind of stuff here.
and I said
but I didnt do iiiit.

my mother said to me to go to sleep at 9:00 pm but i slept at 9:30 pm

entering my classrrom, i said to my teacher by mistake,"sup bitch ?" i just ... didn't knew what i was doing ..

no, i was not drunk or high

i set my leg to fire because i was thinking it wont hurt after that i couldn't walk for 2 months and i scared my grandmother,she was cooking and i took a mask and a knife i came from the balkoon and from the behind i "attacked her " she was so scared that she went out and scremed all the way through the street,but i aplogize to her i did that because of love haha :D

Punched my ex girlfriend in the ribcage whilst having sex.
Teabagged a girl who pissed me off at a party while she was sleeping and recorded it.

I watched Twilight :(

Got high and the munchies started to kick in... my friends convinced me eat a cigarette, and i did and because i had no saliva and no water nor food it was impossible for me to get the taste outta my mouth. We went outside and bought smirnoff ( it was my bday had money ), started throwing up, than went to take a piss and got in a fight with a man, he pulled a knife out so me friends jumped in and i belive we almost killed him... after all that i went home and i waked my parents with the question " Are you guys sleeping ?????"

So basically, when i was younger, me and my friends had those little bags of sugar that you put in your coffee, and we threw them inside Chinise stores and then we ran, but 1 of my friends didn't run at all. After 10 secs i looked back to my friend, and saw a chinese guy running after him ahahah and we were like "DUDE LOOK OUT, THERES A CHINESE RUNNING AFTER YOU!" and then he ran, but he got caught.
The chinese guy went to our school saying what happened, and then the principal called to our parents, and my brother laughed out fucking loud.
1 year later we did it again. It was like something that we had to do at least once a year.

Heh, lots and lots of shit.

ok i'm gonna say it... i let the dogs out..

OH WE HAVE BAD ASS HERE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwCZjGO6HIA AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

triple awp kill @ CW

me and some friends were on a top of a cliff and we threw apples at cars and busses on road below.

once i tried to lose my virginity but i didn't

I crossed the border into Poland

Your Topic :D

I told my best friend, I fall in love with her

buy a computer.. its big shitttttttttt

I had sex with a Dolphin

I just did watch Justin Bieber's latest music video.. from the beginning till end..

read this topic

i told pasha that his biceps is tiny compared to mine.
will never do that again

Man, the most crazy thing I've done was to spend a day with Drake and Lil Wayne backstage.

Can't describe it with words!!!

I was super baked while being interrogated by a detective in his office at the police station. For suspicion of buying drugs. I didnt even have to pee because I was so convincing. lol

with 6years 1999 on Kosovo i saw man got killed by UCK in front of my eyes...crazyest shit i've done, i hit german kfor tank with rock (also 6years old)and one soldier was screaming at me , and i pissed myself :D

Once i registered in a forum without reading the terms of use.

Post edited 2012-06-08 02:09:43

Pulled out RobbaN's keyboard at DHW11.

I had sex with my best friend and now my best friend is also my girlfriend's best friend lol

I told to my teammates that they rush B even thought they were rushing A...

i jumped.

this thread is so funny :D:D

Told m5 That IGC is a real event with good prize money.

Got lost in a forest on a trekking trip with my bro and 2 friends AT NIGHT , luckily after walking 3-4 hours in complete fucking darkness,with only flashlights, we found out the exit .

Showed finger to my boss (he didn´t watch)
pretty badass imo

I waved to ceh9 while standing under the big screen at MSI BEAT IT Russia 2011...

I always install software on my pc without reading license agreement during installation process.

I took an arrow to the knee.

probably sniffing coke

jk. jumping from a 20~m rock in the sea

have sex with my girl cousin, my uncles knew about that, and they hate me nowadays.


ps:
My cousin was really good in the bed, fucking bitch.

Crazy shit I've done? Watching over 1,000,000 porns in the course of 7-8 years, and I'm not exagerating the number, it could be even more than that.

my cousin???
incest?

got electrocuted on a train when i was 12.

also slept with my cousin the day after my grandma funeral.

slept with my history teacher. she was 32, me 17, and she was married with kids.

made a porn vid with history teacher and my mom saw the vid by mistake.

bdsm meeting with a priest in his church and filmed it.

beat the shit out of a cop and got arrested. this wasn't my fault. told him that if he touches me again i`ll rip his hand of and beat him with it.

and many more. to lazy

Post edited 2012-06-08 14:09:13

I sucked my mamies tits when i was a baby! ; O

Good fap time in forest.

Turned power off on fraglider xfunction cup .

Post edited 2012-06-08 16:05:34

the most crazy shit i've ever done was on a sunday morning after i eat a spicy devil pizza ! maaaaan i am telling you i felt like Apollo 13 taking of for the moon ! FUS RO DAH !

I said that 4x4 is 8.

Got drugs!
The worst thing that i ever did :D cuz i gotoff my mind

Post edited 2012-06-08 16:40:51

Fingered my ex-girlfriend & sucked her tits dry in train with compartment almost full of people.

went to russian army

I went to the girl and said "I like you". She never talked again :@

I Fucked my sister's girlfriend ... she was so hot !!

A man can't tell what he had done, a man is real badass :o

read this thread

touching people hair in the subway and call someone in the street and pretending i was sleeping when they looked at me :c real badass

killed all my teammates because 1 of them send a bad flash.
and after that i was able to win the round.














i was playing with bots in easy mode.

Stole a car, went on a joy ride and managed to out drive the cops in GTA.

Post edited 2012-06-08 20:38:37

DIARREIA

talked to a nigga :o

Hmm, did had sex with my ex-girlfriend so she did bleed.. And NO it wasn't that time of the month..

I was staying with my girlfriend in the bathroom at school, when they spoke to the director. When she entered, econtrou my girlfriend and me without a bra blouse.

school O_O

I drank poison when i was 4 : )

played with ex_interp 0.1

When I was 11, some huge village Rottweiler bitten me in the face, I almost lost an eye it was so close that I have scar near the eye to this time, right now I'm 25y old.

I was young scarface in my back yard.

Enrolled 2 universities at a same time.

shrooms

Few years ago I put some alcohol in a bag during a class, I ignited a lighter, and touched the bag by mistake with it, all the alcohol shed on the floor, it got on fire ofc. Some mate tried to put out the fire with his foot, but his foot got on fire too.

Post edited 2012-06-10 00:46:11

Killed my teammate, heard some idiot named "Frank" say "ohh noo" killed him too and then some retard named "Bob" said "what have you done?" shot him too and then I camped in my spawn

like 2 years ago i went fishing with one of my best friends, we hate going to "normal" places where all the people are crowed, fishing in a small place one right beside the other, so we always search for places in google maps where nobody goes, and we go there.

Finally, we choose a place in a river called "samborombom" in Buenos Aires. When we got there we saw the river really really shallow, almost without water, many dead fish in the mud, probably got stuck when the water went down, and died from sofocation

So we got into my car again and started driving on a crappy street that went parallel to the river, trying to find a better spot with deeper water, where fish probably survived, suddendly without even noticing both front wheels of the car got into a muddy and slippery zone and i lost control of the car, i was going really slow but is was slippery as hell so the car got almost into the river, it got totally stuck

long story made short: we were stuck i the middle of nowhere, no people around, my cellphone had no signal in that place, so i had to walk like 2 kilometers (while my friend stayed in my car) to get into higher land to get some cellphone signal, call my mother, tell her to call someone, 8 hours later a tractor came to take us out by "dragging" us out of the spot, but the tractor failed because IT GOT STUCK ALSO.. it was a nightmare, 4 hours LATER, another tractor from the same enterprise came at took both of us (the tractor and my car) out... it was already 3AM.. we were freezing, starving, and really upset.

maybe reading it is not as frustrating as it seems, but FOR SURE living it was a hell... we tried in so many ways to get the car out of the mud, but the thing was that the wheels where "spinning in false", dunno if that expression can be used in english, but what i am trying to say is that the wheels were spinning but the place was so slippery that i had no traction at all.

hopefully someone will read it haha.

this was the river that day, really shallow:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/53705439...

this is me and my car (peugeot 206) NOT that day:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/404/dsc06277s..

Post edited 2012-06-10 03:12:47

step on the grass looking at a poster that said do not step on the grass

run in the traffic only with my underwear :D

I told KIKOOO where f0rest was hidden on ESWC 2006 final

wrote comment in this thread

Went to a shop called Citymarket and gone upto the lady at the desk and played rock, paper & scissors with her

Not crazy shit but still xD

I killed a guy. Have to live with that

i once set an apartment building on fire intentionally.. and i have had sex with 3 of my cousins and one of them was male(although marriage with cousins is allowed in my religion)...

@WeedStiber420Ganjaman

Roger that, we are comming to your house.

F.B.I.

I beat my coach 6-0 6-0 6-0 in tennis. He was kinda speechless after the game.

Post edited 2012-06-11 02:14:36

Caught a viper barehanded, got bitten.

I watch never say never with bieber :-<

Post edited 2012-06-11 04:04:19

Didn't wash my hands after pee

One time I took 1$ from my moms purse.

i threw up on my father's head. but I had 6 years in the time.

Played cs:s

end of thread.

The first most crazy shit I've done was: jumping from from second floor at school which was about 20-30 feet high when I was 13 years old.

When I was about to jump, some sixth graders kids at the next building saw me and they shouted, "hey, there's a high schooler up there! He's going to commit a suicide!". Then, more kids crowded the area, so I decided to jump at the other side of the building. Then, I jumped and landed with my legs on the ground and with my ass as a backup, and it hurt so much. I thought I broke something, but fortunately after 1 minute I was able to walk again. Then, I decided to troll the kids. I walked in front of them and acted cool. I grinned to them, then they were like, "Jesus Christ!", "He really jumped!", "He's crazy!", "You think you're Power Ranger, huh?!". Even though my legs and ass felt hurt for a month, I was definitely satisfied by trolling those kids.

I ate 3 chili's and there was no water in the room -,-

i was blocked in the elevator with my gf and we yelled
and crying that we will die ,some years ago :((.when i think about that i'm so scared..

reading this shit

the internet is very trustworthy

play cs:go

where to even start ,'D every weekend is crazzzy enough to write a new book. Dream as if you live forever, live as if you'll die today!

made an ace

I just downloaded a movie illegally

Once I fought a boat, I won!

Not really into crazy stuff (too level-headed for that, which is boring sometimes even for myself), but I once left around 200 people without internet by mistake for the whole day :D.
Although... well, once (after too much vodka), I was showing off to the girl I liked, it was in winter, very cold. I bragged that it's not cold for me, actually walked around the streets with naked torso for half an hour(-20 celsius, windy, 90%+ humidity). For some reason didn't get sick, no idea why. The girl was... uh... unimpressed, anyway. To hell with her, anyway.

Typed: fps_max 101 in console

I tried to smoke weed :-/

Post edited 2012-06-12 22:43:55

read this post

make the letters of most famous Eduard Khil song

Post edited 2012-06-12 23:09:23

I walked alone into bus with football supporters (hooligans) who supports different club than me, and got a beating of my life :)
But, still, it was worth it!! And I would do that again if I could..

Mentalita ultras!

I did the "Powerout" @ IEM V Global Finals. :<
They wanted to kill me after that.

JIZZ

I did Chuck Norris jokes

I am seeing this thread :)

Post edited 2012-07-14 00:20:58

made an ace with burst fire mode on glock!

I just ran naked on a football camp

http://perolas.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cagu.. :|

Im the one who gotye used to know...

took acid ecstasy and 2c-e at the same time.

i crossed the street outside the crosswalk

fingering a girl? #HARDCORE

once, my friend gave back my phone at school, I was so nervous the whole day because phones aren't allowed at schol

Took a crap in a urinal

http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/meh.r..

Was driving on a gravel road a bit too fast hit a tree bounced off rolled down a cliff about 4 times, broken wrist, damaged back for life.

:/

Post edited 2012-07-14 08:57:35

so everyday i play cs.
but one day in november last year... for one whole day...
i didnt

Searching for a song in a 4.000 songs playlist. Yeah, took 3 hours to finish the first 1000.

Once we played with my team CM with a team from a near city. We lost, I went there and chopped their heads off.

jumped out of an airplane without a parachute

Post edited 2012-07-14 16:03:38

well, completed public fapp challenge list.

Watchin porn.

clutched a 1v3 situation irl

Post edited 2012-07-14 16:37:42

Farted in class and pointed at my friend that he did it.

I have blown my schools toilet with a firework

actually read this entire thread

It is not my crazy shit it's a seller from a shop's.I gave her a 5 lei note(1.25 Euro)for a croissant which was 0.4 Euro.And she gave me back about 2 euros

I learned to wank when I was 6 and than I learned all my friends to do that. SOmetimes we climbed on a tree and wanked there=)

I've watched all SAW movies

Drank 0.5l for one sip and landed in a hospital. :p

tricked dude to write bind w +kill in console.#HARDCORE

what about you?

crashed whole rack in supermarket

When I was drunk, I jumped into really cold lake without the clothings. (In winter & i can´t swim :)

I Once helped a lady cross the street.. she raped me afterwards.

Pee on a train in progress, I'm very good
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://prikachi.com/images/538/5019538O.jpg

true shit bb