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Pros should just start playing casual

Written by MaikeleleHasTatooOnHimButt | 2017-03-14 00:34
10v10 that way, everyone gets happy.

I'm going to tell the, in my opinion,
most obvious roster choice on what team

****G2****
kennyS
Shox
ScreaM
rpk
apEX
NbK
happy
bodyy
kioshima
ex6tenz

This roster is the reason I made this post, no more "fuck g2 they kick scream" and kioshima was not the problem, one thing that might fuck this up is that happy has to play with shox so maybe kick him for xms, I took ex6tenz because I want him in a top team
I think this team is going to do great if not, the french scene is deaded

****NiP/fnatic 1****
GeT_RiGhT
Olof
Jw
Flusha
f0rest
Draken
xizt
disco duplo
Dennis
lekr0

This would prob be n1 swedish team in the world, sure not keeping krimz might be a stupid move, because he is obviously better than gtr, xizt, etc but from watching krimz behaveour(?) I don't think he fits in with someone like gtr and f0rest, call it whatever you want but I think this is the swedish superteam.

****NiP/fnatic 2****
Twist
Friberg
Pronax
krimz
znajder
rez
freddieb
barbarrrrrrr
Kalle
pyth

Not much to say right here, just leftover swedish players who might upset a team here and there.

****NaVi****
S1mple
flamie
edward
Guardian
siezed
markeloff
Hobbit
styko
zeus
AdreN

90% of this team was obvious to me, only player here that I think could be replaced is markeloff, could be replaced by someone like worldedit, or mou, anyway this team might someday be the best team in the world

****Astralis****
Device
dupreeh
xyp9x
kjaerbye
gla1ve
msl
magisk
k0nfig
Jugi
cajunb

On paper this looks like the best team here on my list, would have gotten karrigan or aizy for cajunb, but they decided to go back to faze.Still could replace him for someone like the danish niko, but I want to see more of him

****VP****
snax
taz
pasha
neo
byali
rallen
michu
mouz
furlan
szpero

Honestly I'm not expecting much from this lineup, virtus wouldve looked better if they didnt do roster change. This looks like the end of Poland bois.

****cloud9****
stewie
n0thing
skadoodle
autimatic
elige
nitr0
rush
tarik
mixwell
jdm64

Don't know alot about this scene, I just put the players I think is best on one team and hope for the best.

****Liquid/OpTic****
Relyks
HiKo
Shroud
stanislaw
shahzam
seangares
twist
NAF
jks
hazed

Not much to say, just made a team with rest of na


****SK****
fallen
cold
fer
taco
felps
hen1
lucas1
fnx
steel
bolts

This team will be up there with astralis and navi, everyone has played with fallen before and I'm running out of things to write so, this team = good

****faze****
allu
rain
NiKo
karrigan
aizy
fox
maikelele
oskar
jkaem
rubino

I just merged ezaf with faze what +oskar and aizy most wildcard pick imo

thoughts?
yes
2017-03-14 00:38:16
NO
2017-03-23 20:22:58
wtf?
2017-03-14 00:38:36
what the fuck
2017-03-14 00:59:58
why styko in russian team when he can´t speak russian XDXDXD
2017-03-14 17:49:26
ok
2017-03-23 15:30:50
+1 so unrealistic Counter-Terrorists go to fight terrorists without body armour all the time.
2017-03-14 00:40:04
too much noise
2017-03-14 00:42:43
imagine the coms:

4a , 6a , 7a , ALL A ALL 10 A ALL ROTATE THEY ARE ALL A FUCK THEY DONT EVEN FIT THROUGH THE FUCKING GATE BUT HERE THEY COME
2017-03-14 00:46:10
+1 hahaha
2017-03-14 07:52:48
ahahahaha omg I went weak
2017-03-14 08:09:49
+1 this made me laugh more than I have all week.
2017-03-14 08:11:51
this made me laugh more than dead body
2017-03-14 20:27:57
1 Flash A, 2 Flashes A, 5 Flashes A, 9 Flashes A I THINK IT'S A GUYS
2017-03-15 06:04:48
Actually you can have 1 flash on casual so its the same as competitive, there will be more problem with smokes imagine 5 smokes on each bs xd
2017-03-20 11:40:15
wit?
2017-03-14 00:47:41
just imagine, 10 smokes 10 flashes, 10 molo's, no breaching, nothing. just t's getting rekt
2017-03-14 00:56:30
HAHAH yes OR 10 man rush B on dust2
2017-03-14 00:58:41
also 10 grenades, it would be allahu akbar every round rofl
2017-03-14 00:59:26
yeah but CT would put 3 on B so cant stop the plow
2017-03-14 01:05:35
Still the meta strategy is allahu akbar
2017-03-14 01:06:00
20 flashes*
2017-03-14 18:59:53
normal you can't buy 2 flashes nt
2017-03-14 20:43:01
o shit ur right sir
2017-03-15 14:17:49
the hell is this
2017-03-14 00:58:29
It would be funny for a random invitational event once, but it's not a good idea for proper tournaments
2017-03-14 00:59:23
+1
2017-03-14 11:23:18
+2 plz thoorin make a video so it happens
2017-03-18 20:27:52
Wtf
2017-03-14 01:10:33
FNX would now have 9 potential girlfriends to fuck!
2017-03-23 17:10:05
haHAA Xd Xdddd
2017-03-23 18:37:53
They should do this at the next major
2017-03-14 02:03:27
AU Super20team.

Azr
Jks
Rickeh
Yam
Ustilo
Gratisfaction
Emagine
Ofnu
InfrequeNt
Liazz

this team could actually do damage...

by throwing 10 HEs down mid on D2
2017-03-14 07:41:04
>ofnu
>AU
Pick one
2017-03-14 08:22:13
Gratisfaction is also NZL

They're part of the AU scene and good enough for this team imo
2017-03-14 09:42:23
I like this team
2017-03-14 19:00:08
You forgot 11th man for each team bro. You can't play football with 10 players.
2017-03-14 07:55:58
And the c4 would be a soccer ball and the bomb sites would be goals

Post edited 2017-03-14 08:13:17
2017-03-14 08:13:03
its all about demolition Kappa
2017-03-14 08:29:09
Put kio back in faze and everything fine then :)
2017-03-14 10:51:48
Denmark:
Device
Cajunb
K0nfig
Magisk
Xyp9x
Kjearbye
Valde
Niko
Gla1ve
Dupreeh

10/10
2017-03-14 11:30:08
+1
2017-03-22 01:50:25
HAHAHAHAHAH

favorite blog in 2017 so far
2017-03-14 12:34:26
would be fun to see tbh
2017-03-14 12:35:12
At next major, The All star team before final consisting of both semifinalist in 1 team and all the rest highest rated player on other team 10v10. Should be fun
2017-03-14 13:22:06
AAHAHAHA xDD
2017-03-14 17:11:37
16x16, aim_map only
2017-03-14 19:03:37
10 v 10 de_aldi
2017-03-14 21:58:05
What do you mean kick happy on G2 team? Happy is one of the best IGL, he is better than shox anyway. Even some other pros said that. Shox couldn't utilize his players in the way that every player has the best position so that is why you would see scream having really good games after he joined envyus even tho he probably didnt practice with them that much. If you look at the scoreboard and get a team together by their k/d you are never gonna make a good team. Sometime you just have to use players for their brain as well not only for their kills.
2017-03-15 23:14:28
+1 for disco duplo
2017-03-16 18:41:16
this is the only way Fox getting a good pro team.

2017-03-16 21:48:02
op you're a retard
2017-03-17 09:22:24
Angel S1mple flamie Guardian Adren => MB TOP1
2017-03-18 20:32:30
That's actually the best possible CIS team I can think of. Maybe -Adren +bondik
2017-03-23 15:37:10
Lol =D Bondik=noob. You are not Russian and you do not know that Simpl said that in fact he disrespects him, since he's a noob and makes many mistakes. ADREN TOP player
2017-03-23 17:07:28
s1mple LUL
Pay attention next time when HR plays, Bondik carrys them often in important rounds and wins rounds from disadvantage.
2017-03-23 18:32:11
po
2017-03-20 04:15:09
shroudie is unreal talent, but he is not training, fuc**** cu** :) plz, shrod start playing, they gonna kick yo white ass otherwise . btw luv u shroood
2017-03-20 06:55:07
would be cool to seea pro 10v10 tbh
2017-03-20 07:30:20
NA execute: CT gets smoked 9 Times
2017-03-20 11:36:01
+++

I agree
2017-03-20 15:37:51
Now imagine 10 people rushing B on dust 2, xd
2017-03-21 14:34:41
that cloud9 team is scary
2017-03-21 20:22:20
I still can't believe this guy took the time to write this post :/
2017-03-21 20:26:55
L M A O
M
A
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2017-03-23 15:41:15
Quality shitpost
2017-03-23 15:42:46
Actually only one team would get happy, others would still have to do without him




Also lost all respect I had for 5v5 pro matches
2017-03-23 15:45:09
Best blog 2017
2017-03-23 15:49:28
10v10 de_canals, i think thats what valve is going for in the future
2017-03-23 15:52:55

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