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Top 5 Victoria Secret Models

Written by Macbeth | 2017-03-17 23:05
5. Cara Delevigne(24)

Cara walked in the 2013 show, she would`ve been top but the fact she`s only ever walked in one show is why I`ve rated her so low. She is one of the few BRITS to have ever walked in a show and she was by far, better than the rest

4. Gisele Bündchen(36)

Gisele is one of the OGs, she walked from 2000-2007, although it says she`s brazillian we can all agree that she`s German. She is also married to an american footballer so she is very rich, the reason why she`s ranked low is because she hasn`t aged well
Edit: She is richer than tom brady

3. Alessandra Ambrosio(35)

Another veteran model, her first runway appearance was in 2000 and she`s appeared in every show since then, she has 2 kids but somehow has managed to keep her figure. Another Brazillian model however this time she is actually brazillian

2. Miranda Kerr(33)

Walked from 2007-2012, by far the hottest aussie to exist, it`s a shame she didnt walk for longer because she would be top without a shadow of a doubt! There are also lots of nudes of her so get your willy ready boysssssss.

Honourable mentions
-Gigi hadid
-Heidi Klum
-Candice Swaenpool
-Elsa Hosk
-Sara Sampao
-Josephine Skriver
-Karlie Kloss

1. Adrianna Lima(35)

Not really much to say, she is the queen of the catwalk, no one even comes close to her in terms of skill. Walking since 1999 she is another veteran however unlike her comrades she has not quit and at the age of 35, she is still by far the hottest model currently. She is also Brazillian.

good topic
2017-03-17 23:31:41
yep brazillian models very good
2017-03-17 23:32:42
Where the fuck is Josephine Skriver??

EDIT: Well i saw your "Honourable mentions", but she deserves a Top 5 lol

Post edited 2017-03-22 01:48:20
2017-03-22 01:47:26
they are all old af and delevigne has them bows thicc like my ghetto booty
2017-03-18 03:04:44
2017-03-17 23:33:50
2017-03-17 23:37:10
nt but you cant report blogs
2017-03-17 23:37:55
That was the joke.
2017-03-19 11:20:43
good joke made me laugh
2017-03-19 12:20:50
The 4th one should be 1st to me

Or at least in front of the 3rd one

Anyway nice read

I kept saying the 4th one but it was actually the 5th wtf is wrong with me

Post edited 2017-03-17 23:40:18
2017-03-17 23:37:33
Cara Delevigne is better than any of them below combined...
2017-03-17 23:38:35
did you read it? She only walked in one show, it would be unfair to put her first
2017-03-17 23:40:14
But she hot tho, look who would you tap out of all of them. Cara is the obvious one to be honest
2017-03-17 23:53:57
kerr arent bad
2017-03-19 11:19:07
"She is also married to an american footballer so she is very rich, the reason why she`s ranked low is because her milf rating is low."

Meanwhile she is richer than him.
2017-03-17 23:40:47
candice swanepol !!!!!!!
2017-03-17 23:42:14
elsa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but miranda #1 imo
2017-03-17 23:46:20
yeah i only picked adrianna because she`s been doing oit for longer
2017-03-17 23:52:41
it's true, when you think of vs you without a doubt think of the 3 brazilians
2017-03-18 00:09:14
cara? really? look at the slugs she has for eyebrows... :/

4 looks like a man too
2017-03-18 00:13:04
What???????? Her eyebrows make her so much hotter
2017-03-18 09:24:42
Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd, Josephine Skriver
2017-03-18 00:28:46
they all have man bodies fuck up
2017-03-18 00:45:34
Dude, you know that there isn't a brazilian stereotype, brazilian are a mixing of africans, brazilian indigenous and portuguese. In my case, i live in a state there most of the people are descendent of german, but everyone is considered brazilian.
2017-03-18 01:08:56
no candice no rosie feelsbadman
2017-03-18 01:13:05
what is that thing hanging between the last girls legs?
she has a dick under that pantie?
2017-03-18 03:00:48
She is Brazilian, it wouldn't surprise me
2017-03-18 09:25:19
they all look better without these charades on and I trust your rankings. Still tho, gisele richer than brady. I read somewhere
2017-03-18 07:03:50
people who don't know brazil thinks gisele is german, what a dumb fuck

my grandparents were italian, does that make me italian too?
2017-03-18 16:39:14
do you have an italian name? Do you look italian?
2017-03-19 12:25:24
yes I do, so what? im BRAZILIAN, and u euro fucks can't decide where we are from just cause of our heritage and looks.. And if the guy has german heritage, but doesn't look like cause maybe his father got in love with a black girl, so HE ISN'T GERMAN ANYMORE?

U EURO IDIOTS MAKE ME SICK... we are all brazilians, and that is it, do not even try to reply cause u clearly knows nothing

plz google it if you have any more doubts

dumb fuck
2017-03-19 13:18:50
calm down
2017-03-19 20:07:33
2017-03-23 22:41:43
Expected from HLTV
2017-03-19 11:20:18
Cara Delevigne is puke material compared to others. how can you like those manly eyebrows?!
2017-03-19 12:33:16
i like men
2017-03-19 12:39:03
2017-03-19 12:42:00
4. Gisele Bündchen what?
Nice body but face, i threw up
2017-03-19 13:05:51
I really asked myself wheter this was the joke of the thread or not, but lol it is really a model
2017-03-19 13:09:15
look at pics of her when shes younger
2017-03-19 13:28:47
The last one has a cock nt
2017-03-19 13:16:19
and? She can fuck me with that cock any day
2017-03-19 13:28:05
2017-03-19 19:53:41
1- Cara Delevigne
2- Kendall Jenner
3- rest
case closed.
2017-03-19 19:58:48
kendall jenner lol shes such a joke
2017-03-19 20:02:37
joke? rly? are you gay?
2017-03-19 20:03:36
id rather fuck a man than her
2017-03-19 20:04:49
makes sense why you put a guy as #4 on your list then
2017-03-19 22:54:08
Selena Gomez
2017-03-19 20:04:50
Katy Perry
2017-03-19 20:06:46
She's making my wall rise if ya know waddamean.
2017-03-23 22:40:24
cara is not vs model
2017-03-19 22:57:28
Is it only me who thinks cara delevigne isn't good looking?

I would ignore her in the club
2017-03-20 16:20:05
**Sara Sampaio btw

And ye ofc Adriana is no1, no doubt
2017-03-20 16:24:56
Cara last? lul worst blog

Post edited 2017-03-20 22:38:54
2017-03-20 22:38:32
Prime Adriana Lima is the best ever.
2017-03-22 01:46:03
no order

candice swanpoel
behati prinsloo
miranda kerr
gisele bündchen
doutzen kroes


Post edited 2017-03-22 01:53:26
2017-03-22 01:52:57
I see much hotter girls everyday in a fucking tram.
models are overrated af.
2017-03-22 01:58:57
5 is only one that would look half decent without 6 pounds of makeup
2017-03-22 18:54:30
don't get why people jack off to generic perfect models/pornstars..they all look the same. boring tbh, you can get so hot you become unhot.
2017-03-22 19:02:03
cara lol, she is ugly as fuck... jesus, how its possible
2017-03-23 21:23:42
Good blog men.)))))
2017-03-23 22:39:34

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