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I increased viewers of REASTEN twitch channel

Written by xijmplr | 2017-03-19 20:13
One day I just opened this 6k bitrate high quality stream with sick colors twitch.tv/reasten and saw that he got only 120 viewers while he played fpl-c pugs. He decided to play fpl-c to get top100 and participate at fpl quals, but chat trolled him and viewerbase was so low, I also pissed off coz of this and decided to became his.....
"PR manager" only for 2 days. (didn't sleep for 40+ hrs sober). www.hltv.org/forum/1429833-pr-manager-of-reasten
imgur.com/a/HQl0B This how I did it XD (my work).

www.hltv.org/forum/1430075-fpl-c-cheater I almost died here =D
www.hltv.org/forum/1429542-pepsi-exposed cuz of isteric laughing (my mental is not ok)

#SKÅÅL www.hltv.org/forum/1429539-norsk-pepsi

Now he have 300-700 ppl constantly watching him as before, also I clipped some funny moments, ofc with a little bit of clickbating.
His weekly clips sorted by most views made by me:
imgur.com/a/YSv6g
imgur.com/a/uDn6t (updated 22.03.2017 #00:00 CET)
twitch.tv/reasten/clips (after week u can sort by monthly/alltime)

Here is the most popular/funny when he talks about
Pepsi Max:
clips.twitch.tv/HandsomeSillySheepDatSheffy (current views 3500+)
Eating Taco w/ legendary Pepsi Max (must see):
clips.twitch.tv/SparklingEndearingPigPipeHype
The most hyped one, when he got killed through the smoke:
clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedPleasantManateeOpieOP (current views 3000+)
Also good meme, that hes not a superstar or anything:
clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyEnthusiasticMushroomShazBotstix
NiK0 exposed by REASTEN:
clips.twitch.tv/PoliteGeniusKuduRuleFive (current views 4k+)
About door holding and streamsniping:
clips.twitch.tv/BusyVictoriousSoymilkCoolStoryBob
@REASTENcs owns m4 howl, but hes good silencer player:
clips.twitch.tv/PlainHungryBottleRuleFive
REASTEN IS NOT A CHEATER:
clips.twitch.tv/InexpensiveAttractiveNoodleAliens
Btw hes not lucky with finding a team:
clips.twitch.tv/AlertSassyKangarooKappa
hltv.org/news/19353-hudzg-reasten-in-international-team 11/30/16
HOWL > KNIGHT:
clips.twitch.tv/StormyMushyHumanDuDudu
REASTEN about EU rank S players and how they give info:
clips.twitch.tv/FineCleanCobblerJonCarnage (funny af 2k+ views)
SAD SIGH DURING WARMUP:
clips.twitch.tv/HelplessRepletePlumKappaPride (not depressed)
H1Z1 oddshot, clipped by "ntfakeflagger" from hltv:
oddshot.tv/s/U-Wgp2 - REASTEN's car stuck, funny moment.
@REASTENcs - rhyme punchline after h1z1 game, finishing top3:
clips.twitch.tv/CleverAgitatedSproutPipeHype (rage rap god confirmed)
hltv.org/forum/1432868-h1z1-teams - Serious conversation related.

OLDER ONES (clipped by me):
also funny but it was 3 months ago (start of January):
hltv.org/forum/1358440-reasten-forgot-to-buy-ak
from january rank S pug (funny 4k knife kills):
clips.twitch.tv/StylishVainOrangeTTours
joke about ropz (4 months ago, when he shined at FPL 1st time):
clips.twitch.tv/SparklingFastMangoImGlitch

few of them submitted to /r/kotk & /r/globaloffensive & /r/h1z1kotk relatively :pPp


@REASTENcs is going to CPH Games 2017 confirmed:
clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedExuberantTarsierPicoMause
Must check "hltv confirmation" aswell:
hltv.org/forum/1433046-reasten-cph-games-2k17

So, boys and girls, I mean hes not a superstar or anything but this guy have nice personality without huge ego (coz after this blog we talked with him 2 times via twitch msg), he always answer and help people with theirs questions in chat (scroll down to #41 and #43), no matter is it related to cs or no, as u can see above he explained Pepsi Max for example. So if u want to spend chill time, follow his twitch join chat and watch, also any cs related questions are welcome since hes playing since early 2000s and he knows the subject what hes talking about. On other hand, if u cba to watch cs stream unless its a pro match-up, he is playing H1Z1 Royalty & Battlegrounds aswell.

clips.twitch.tv/RockyCrazyLegPRChase He said thanks to me that i spend time making him famous!

his esea: play.esea.net/users/533915
his faceit: www.faceit.com/en/players/REASTEN
liquipedia: wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/REASTEN
hltv fanclub: www.hltv.org/?pageid=250&playerid=1022
hltv csgo stats: www.hltv.org/?pageid=173&playerid=1022

www.esportsearnings.com/players/10054-reasten-kenneth-kristiansen eSports wasn't big like now back in days, but still.

REASTEN mentioned this blog on stream 2 times:
clips.twitch.tv/BusyTemperedPepperoniSoBayed
clips.twitch.tv/SaltySneakyPterodactylTriHard
Ofc, ppl from chat asking him about this blog and clips stuff from time to time but this 2 clips are most informative.

REASTEN said hes going to ban me or talk to admin:
clips.twitch.tv/FlirtyRealShallotPeteZaroll
I stopped posting already, and everything in blog is positive, please admins I will KMS if this will happen 8{
imgur.com/a/EXPx2 :>
hltv.org/forum/1433645-reasten-will-ban I explained everything here.

In the first week of April, he will play FPL quals, so watch him please guys, he is intelligent mature guy, he was Chef(chief-cooker) on a ship for 8+ years also 1.6 legend (#35), became a fulltime streamer, which is hard especially in Norway.

FPL Challenger Finals ladder link (FPL QUALS):
www.faceit.com/en/csgo/event/a222e0c8-f9ba-449c-a20b-ead1c15a8e79
REASTEN said he will retire, if he won't qualify for FPL:
clips.twitch.tv/GlamorousHomelyNeanderthalNononoCat ;_;
hltv.org/forum/1434640-reasten-will-retire Our HLTV thoughts.
"Mustafa-" supports him aswell:
www.hltv.org/forum/1434772-reastentofpl
REASTEN about future, about FPL quals and toxic ppl in rank S:
clips.twitch.tv/ResilientHorriblePieHumbleLife
Few mins after, he just said about how life sucks and he hopes for FPL:
clips.twitch.tv/RoundSpeedyClipsdadCopyThis
hltv.org/forum/1436977-reasten-is-tilted-and-hopes-for haters are not welcome

JW about REASTEN's fpl spot:
clips.twitch.tv/DarkCooperativeSoymilkNerfRedBlaster
hltv.org/forum/1436391-jw-about-reasten HLTV users opinions on it.
Btw, ppl think that REASTEN > RandomRambo any day of week:
hltv.org/forum/1436947-randomrambo

Even if he won't qualify for FPL, he is welcome to H1Z1 pro scene,
As u can see below, the author of clip is Krumme from Cloud9 h1z1 squad:
clips.twitch.tv/SpoopyPluckyPotOpieOP
Related thread:
hltv.org/forum/1437009-reasten-to-c9


THROWBACK when he talks about his FPL kick:
reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5lsd90/reasten_talking_about_fpl_pros/
Related clips:
clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulTriumphantCucumberGingerPower 1st part
clips.twitch.tv/RockyAgileQueleaTheThing 2nd part
3 months since he is out of FPL (check date of tweet below):
twitter.com/reastencs/status/815994683595759616
I want to note that, besides his stream, he plays football in sort of team on forward pos (was mid-fielder before) and he pracc almost everyday and have "officials". In addition, he is a handsome 26yo man w/ nice looking hair.
www.instagram.com/knnthkreasten/ imo 10/10 alpha :3


P.S Please, Dear Admins or Lovely Mods!
I didnt sleep for 40+ hrs watching reasten and clipping and posting clips on hltv where I made 700+ comments while fighting with ppl and trolls, u can ban me but don't delete this atleast for a few days or until he qualify which is real like easy, or while I will be in bed! Couldn't make good format since my fingers are shaking and I want to sleep, will take "atarax" pill to sleep well.

Credit for FROZEN (www.twitch.tv/senpai_frozen) who hosted him today w/ 2200+ viewers.

In conclusion, Id like to say that personally, REASTEN's stream helps me to forget about my IRL problems and take off my anxiety for a while.


P.S.S This haters and trolls in his twitch chat with names like this: reasten_drink_pepsi, reasten_chief_cooker, reasten_pay_ur_manager, make_reasten_great_again, etc are not mine accounts, it's prolly just random hltv trolls. Cuz this is not intelligent and only one acc im using in twitch atm is this twitch.tv/xijmplr :^) Also the hltv troll offered me this:
imgur.com/a/Mh8Dl and I declined cuz it's childish and I talked with REASTEN and he knows that I'm not dat kind of troll.

Kind Regards
Emil "xijmplr" Fakhrutdinov
His weird russian fan (prolly the only one russian watching him).

#MRGA
#RUNREASTEN
#REASTENTOFPL
#BEASTENISBACK
#REASTENISLEGEND
#REASTENDRINKPEPSI
#MAKEREASTENGREATAGAIN


good for you
2017-03-19 20:26:08
gn dude and behave :>
2017-03-19 20:30:37
he dont deserve to be in FPL, he is not good enough he cant even handle the people in fpl c
2017-03-21 07:37:52
Watch his vods when he played fpl then. He was good on train, d2, cache, nuke etc and no matter what enemy he had, he played good pn this maps even against fnatic or other fpl stars.
2017-03-21 08:15:41
i watched hes stream alot and i used to love it, but after he cried about getting kicked i unfollowed him cuz he does not dersrve to be there, even if he had 1-2 matches he was top fraggin, that dosent mean he derserve to be there, he need to qualify like other players or play for some good team
2017-03-21 14:51:39
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=143139..
whats ur opinion here then?
2017-03-21 16:31:40
he is playing against bots that are afk, that dosent show anything and i can do the same with no probs at all, do i deserve to be in fpl then?
2017-03-21 21:17:32
I mean /zog/ level of conspiracy theory with deagle & knife.
2017-03-21 21:30:42
Yeah, Kenny is a nice guy.
2017-03-19 21:13:03
Ikr, I hope he will qualify to FPL and will start ballin' again
2017-03-20 01:32:23
" he was cock in thief" ???
2017-03-19 21:15:35
chief-cooker
2017-03-19 21:22:24
Nice. Love pepsi max. Better taste
2017-03-19 21:28:55
REASTEN approves ;)
2017-03-20 01:56:20
Chef(chief-cooker) on a ship LOL
ship???

he is random ex-chef in officer restaurant XDD

ship HAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA i am dead

nt emil fakhrutdinov
2017-03-20 01:00:13
U are probably 800K++ id guy who don't know the legend u are talking about.
2017-03-20 01:20:12
u are typical retarded russian HAHA legend??? GUYS REASTEN LEGEND!!!!44 legendary kicked by fpl

gogo emil u are best retarded ppl
2017-03-20 01:22:12
stop calling me by my name
delusional..
2017-03-20 01:23:27
emil fakhrutdinov nice name fucker like emil fuckthathidiotonov
2017-03-20 01:32:00
I have nice EU name - Emil.
The same name as HeatoN, Magisk, FYR773 etc
Are you trying to trigger me or what?
2017-03-20 02:40:46
hello pr manager of reasten
2017-03-20 01:11:48
hello hltv confirmator
2017-03-20 01:20:51
This post is honestly sad.
2017-03-20 01:58:26
+1 how he lost his time for nothing xD
2017-03-20 02:48:02
n1 hltv comments u have xD
2017-03-20 23:36:50
Thanks so much for the support!!
Much love <<333
2017-03-21 01:02:23
we are so kind, are u white knight?
2017-03-21 18:17:18
I didn't try to be funny
2017-03-20 23:35:40
bad player >:(
2017-03-20 01:59:05
Well, he said hes not a superstar or anything.
2017-03-20 23:37:45
lol, u helped him and he call you a retard
2017-03-20 03:55:21
He didnt ask for this and what I did, this is creepy.
2017-03-20 04:59:52
and you're still his fan xD
2017-03-20 05:37:34
Cuz he dindu nuffin bad?
read complete blog not 2 sentences :>
otherwise don't comment xD
2017-03-21 23:36:11
i feel insulted, i read at least 10 whole lines!!!
2017-03-22 00:48:02
Im sorry, I never insult anyone :*
2017-03-22 15:23:58
sounds fishy to me
2017-03-20 04:09:53
hes not a superstar or anything just saying
2017-03-20 21:07:37
Reaston is not good at CS Go and he's not an entertaining streamer so he isn't ever going to have a sustainable high viewer count unless he grows a pair of tits and becomes a cam girl.
2017-03-20 04:29:37
soon fpl quals, so ez viewers $
2017-03-20 21:50:10
Viewers doesn't mean your good at the game though, look at Summit gets the most views guy can't even play good at premier level in NA he's so bad. Also Reaston is just not popular cause he isn't even slightly entertaining to watch, if your bad at the game you play and a bad streamer you will never have a sustainable high viewer count, the only way he gets the amount of viewers is if he gets hosted no other way.
2017-03-21 07:23:56
No, he will have a lot. Interesting quals when kicked streamer trying to qualify. When he played fpl he always had 1500-2000k w/o host and he always was top10 and stop callng him "reastON" xD
2017-03-21 08:12:47
But why watch him playing CS? There are better CS players to watch, and there are also better entertainers to watch. He doesn't excell at anything over other people, so give me a good reason to watch him.
2017-03-20 04:51:43
exactly this...
2017-03-20 05:38:12
Its ur opinion, but watch some streams, or u can watch fpl quals #47.
I update blog a bit so take a look and read info about him :>
2017-03-22 18:57:50
why you want him to grow?? even if you give him 3k viewers with the "things" that you are doing for him, he will never keep them, he isnt funny or very very good, or anything, why spend time on him?
2017-03-20 10:35:00
Hes not superstar or anything but hes good guy and streamer
2017-03-20 15:56:48
Reaston is good at CS Go and he's an entertaining streamer so he is ever going to have a sustainable high viewer count unless he grows a pair of tits and becomes a cam girl.
2017-03-20 12:54:05
wrong reply there, pal
2017-03-20 23:29:02
I admire your efforts yet there's a reason he has no viewers...

Can you name me his cs1.6 achievements?
2017-03-20 22:04:10
http://fragbite.se/cs/news/17247/alchemists-vinner..
Hes not superstar or anything, but played good at Xperia, CPH games and etc, also National Norway team at CB Nations Worldwide cups
2017-03-20 22:31:10
This is the greatest accomplishment in your life. I'm proud of you.
2017-03-20 22:07:53
Thanks you, but im not superstar or anything.
2017-03-20 22:28:15
Reaston is not good at CS Go and he's not an entertaining streamer so he isn't ever going to have a sustainable high viewer count unless he grows a pair of tits and becomes a cam girl.
2017-03-20 23:17:11
Stop with this useless copypasta thing. First and final warning.
2017-03-20 23:28:21
What the fk? You stole my comment.
2017-03-21 14:05:27
i really like reasten. He was the first pro/semi who answered my questions in twitch and ill never forget it.
2017-03-20 23:36:57
Can confirm, he even respond to trolls in his chat in funny way, he always communicate with viewers, he even send me twitch msg after my blog.
2017-03-20 23:39:31
good luck boy!
u r making a good job!

We smart, we loyal, we friendly, we are from BRAZIL!
Kreygasm

Post edited 2017-03-21 08:16:03
2017-03-21 08:15:24
Thanks boy!

#RUNSKG
#RUNREASTEN
2017-03-21 12:14:19
gj resten deserves all
2017-03-21 14:08:48
are u going to watch him during FPL quals?
2017-03-21 16:33:16
#1 manager
2017-03-21 14:20:38
whatever ;>
2017-03-21 18:15:12
I mean, he's not a superstar or anything
2017-03-21 16:33:39
He is just not lucky with finding a team
2017-03-21 16:35:31
but I mean, he's not a superstar or anything
2017-03-21 16:36:08
Yeah I agree, he's not a superstar or anything
2017-03-21 16:36:54
Great

Post edited 2017-03-22 01:19:27
2017-03-22 01:19:22
#MRGA
2017-03-22 15:41:51
REASTEN DESERVED TO PLAY IN FPL

EVERYONE AGREED WITH THAT

#LETSGOREASTEN
2017-03-26 17:20:28
Are you on chrystal meth, son?! Reasten is worth less than my dogs kaka, pilaConfirmed.
2017-03-27 10:52:07
reasten is a csgod
2017-03-27 15:57:55
I archived blog https://archive.fo/22xJ9
coz reasten contacted again and he said he is in talk with admins which is going to ban me..
2017-03-29 01:27:27
WHY U SUPPORTING HIM?
2017-03-29 10:06:21
i kinda like REASTEN, he might not be funny but its so fucking chill stream for me. So lets go REASTEN keep it up ur HEAD UP
2017-03-27 16:01:21
you have some severe autism.
2017-03-29 21:31:27
youre pathetic
2017-04-02 20:39:21

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