Memorable Quotes
2010-04-14 22:56
By: FODDER
Date: April 13th, 2010




Over the course of time a lot of distinguished figures in the E-sports community have said many things. Some things people have come to regret saying over the course of time. Others still stand by their words and to this day do not reget a word of what was spoken. I thought it would be interesting to share a few quotes from names you may recognize:

"You gotta' do whatever, whenever it fuckin' takes to win. You gotta' fuckin win. If you wanna lose: go on welfare."

- Jason "1" Lake

"I have always been a firm believer that if you want something bad enough, you will get it. It may take longer for others than some but if you strive for something you will innevitably come to obtain it. I went homeless before I started to see success comparable to Jon."

- Rafik "LoSt-CaUzE" Bryant (friend of Fatal1ty)

But to end things on a happier note here's one I'm sure many of you are familiar with:

"I got the AUG!! Wait, who's AUG is this?"

- Ron "Rambo" Kim

So with that said I thought it'd be interesting to see what quotes you guys have to share. I'm sure there's plenty of good ones floating around I havn't heard before. :)
Morgan! At least buy bullets u fool!! :D
2010-04-14 23:00:44
by: qbMd.
#2
Hmmm....
2010-04-14 23:04:08
i dont get some quotes...

Ok i dont get all of them :(
2010-04-14 23:06:19
Maybe you are too young :D
2010-04-14 23:08:34
i know these people , its maybe cus my english is poor :/
2010-04-14 23:22:10
haha <3
2010-04-14 23:09:45
"Well, at least I'm gonna sabotash the nr. 1... *in the other end of the LAN area* -FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!"

"FOR F*CKS SAKE LET'S ALL DIE THEN (www.sk-gaming.com/video/157092-ECOTACTIC_2)"
2010-04-14 23:14:48
HAHAHAAHAHAH :DDDDDD:D:D:D
2010-05-19 07:22:11
by: Pus - HLTV.org
#7
"Towers are just so the 80s"

"i was winning CPL's while you were still camping vents with a para."

(Terrorist) F^Funk:rush b, kyle should be saving
3D | miller [ 4/ 5] killed F^Warden [ 5/3] with awp
3D | miller [ 5/ 5] killed F^Funk [ 6/3] with awp
3D | miller [ 6/ 5] killed F^HOLDEN [ 3/4] with awp
3D | miller [ 7/ 5] killed F^Torrez[st] [ 8/4] with awp
3D | miller [ 8/ 5] killed F^Ph33R [ 2/3] with awp
(Terrorist) F^HOLDEN:who the FCUK said to rush b?
(Terrorist) F^Funk:not me..so FCUK off
2010-04-14 23:18:30
HAHAHAHAHHAA :D
2010-04-14 23:19:26
towers are just so 80's..

i loled with it.. element by the way.. :)
2010-04-15 02:31:02
by: Pus - HLTV.org
#23
Yep. Second one was when moto was accused for cheating.
2010-04-15 08:22:02
what that means?:D
2010-04-16 17:47:52
was an old match, at inferno i believe and element was killed by 2 guys that made a tower themselves.. :)
2010-04-16 17:59:53
well , i know already that , but what have to do "80s" with the tower ..?
2010-04-16 20:05:39
basically: towers are old, nobody uses them anymore. That's what he meant anyway

Post edited 2010-04-16 22:43:41
2010-04-16 22:43:03
80s means years 80' right? now i understood :) thanks!
2010-04-16 23:02:32
"Woah, bring it on Swedes!"

Shaguar vs NiP. Think there's a clip on youtube.
2010-04-14 23:22:24
"what up now swedes? woooo!" is the actual quote
2010-04-14 23:28:18
lmao fail quote.
2012-06-02 16:09:17
Remember the end of Clutch 2.
"Where is he gonna be??...Oh no! What is he doooing??"
Quite funny :D
2010-04-14 23:26:56
cArn: ....."we are very lucky because we have some retarded guys playing very good like GeT_RiGhT"

*DEAD* fnatic.MSi GeT_RiGhT4j : unbind aim on edward"

MYM|KF3 : Get cancer and die plz - sad one :(
2010-04-14 23:27:16
ha aha a ha ha ha hah
thank you for this! I lold so much! :D
2010-04-16 01:21:37
"little misscommunication, but its alright"
"Shaguar takes out Shaguar"

Post edited 2010-04-14 23:39:42
2010-04-14 23:39:24
hahahahaha, that made me fucking lol again xD

Shaguar takes out Shaguar XDXD
2010-04-15 07:37:26
MYM|KF3 : Get cancer and die plz
2010-04-14 23:52:30
i dont rememebr who said to whom, but i guess fRoD was one of them..

X: 16-bit is ugly!
Y: in tht case, ur face is 0-bit!
2010-04-14 23:54:55
AHGAHAHAAHAHAH OMG XD

made my day xDDD
2011-01-01 16:57:23
by: j0tt
#18
(coL|fRoD[A]) wow 16 bit is so ugly.
([ae]blacKjacK[dt]) ur face must be 8bit
2010-04-15 02:41:04
by: Jiga
#93
haha i saw this one live
2010-04-17 02:58:27
by: j0tt
#94
haha you can't because this is a quote from #complexity irc channel
2010-04-17 03:06:13
Maybe he saw it live on the irc channel? 8]
2012-06-02 15:23:32
hp frog?
2010-04-15 04:50:39
n1 :DDDDDDD
2010-04-15 15:50:24
nice quotes here! :)

Get some from Green berets brigade? :P
2010-04-15 06:59:44
by: fkn-
#21
I don't believe CS is dying. In fact, CS in my mind, is a timeless pastime that will never die. People will play until the end of time because it is just something that can not be replaced in E-sports.

Jonathan "FODDER" Reynold, one of the greates guy in HLTV.org community.
2010-04-15 07:32:46
You won the thread sir.
2010-04-15 09:19:49
by: fkn-
#26
Srsly? It was my pleasure to copy paste his golded thinks.

Post edited 2010-04-15 10:34:32
2010-04-15 10:34:16
That is, if you're trolling around :P
2010-04-15 10:45:15
by: Pus - HLTV.org
#31
toasting in epic thread
2010-04-15 12:06:14
in an epic bread :D
2010-04-16 14:13:19
:)
2010-04-15 10:54:16
by: JVCN
#42
you get the gold medal dude hahahaahaha :'''''')
2010-04-15 23:47:58
gained a fan. :)
2010-04-16 14:54:10
I don't reccal the actual word's, but is something like this "Bring me the pistols"

Menegement of CoL
2010-04-15 11:23:02
"I was screaming so loud that my headphones fell off."

Dave "moto" Geffon after the famous 3D vs SK pistol 1v4 clutch.

Each time I remember that and imagining me in his place...it gives me the chills :)
2010-04-15 11:25:20
by: auuq
#32
Hyper turns around to a teammate and says:
"Äre svårt elle?"(Is this difficult?), while headshotting the enemy.

Video www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWonHSLBBY

And potti's secret to become a pro cs player:
"I leet.. -eat a lot of kebab!"

Video www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMTN5bAxlzU

Post edited 2010-04-15 13:48:12
2010-04-15 13:45:19
"while headshotting the enemy"

look at his monitor

;)
2010-04-16 19:47:14
my bad
2010-04-17 15:17:22
by: alex! - HLTV.org
#33
I remember a quote from, i think it was vilden or snajdan.

he said it in swedish and that was

"Var det så svårt eller?"

in english (sounds much funnier in swedish):

"Was it so difficult or?"

he said it to a team member who died and snajdan/vilden killed like 3 people and saved the round and said that quote
2010-04-15 14:34:55
Yeah, look upside. It was Hyper :D

Post edited 2010-04-16 16:09:10
2010-04-16 16:08:18
I love cspromod <3

Jonathan "FODDER" Reynold
2010-04-15 14:36:11
by: fkn-
#40
I was the first guy who quoted this great man here, sorry.

Post edited 2010-04-15 19:42:31
2010-04-15 19:42:23
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8&feature=related

What up now sweds? Wooo!

Griffin "ShaGuar" Benger
2010-04-15 17:29:35
why can i imagine him as stifler of american pie ? LOL he seems equal ahah
2010-04-16 21:33:59
Word.:D
2010-04-16 21:55:38
Agreed big time :DDDDDD
2010-05-23 11:20:52
was a television program about cs?!
2012-06-15 18:35:56
...Looks Fantastic, but it drives like crap.
Dave "Moto" Geffon Talking about CS:Source.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAOf7ECAtE
2010-04-15 19:13:50
Love when he says "but it looks fannnnntaaaaaastic" haha, great
2010-04-16 15:10:47
Word.:D
2010-04-16 21:45:04
"Hea töö Rodi, hea töö!" ("Nice job Rodi, nice job!")

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsHV0QgPi0&feature=related

1:05

This is Estonian "60 minutes", which talks about every kind of things.. and CS was one of the topics in their series. They are talking about professional gamers, prizemoneys and the hopes that CS had great chances to attend at Beijing olympics as an exhibiton event.
2010-04-15 19:26:46
+1

most famous quote in Estonia. ;D
2012-06-02 22:39:08
by: JVCN
#39
dsn takes out f0rest with scout

"haha scouted n00b" :''''')
2010-04-15 19:32:25
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehRbY9E6v9I&feature=related Exodus Choochoo Train, he fucking sings in a pcw at lan, what the hell is cooler than that? xD
2010-04-15 20:34:39
"i think hes got the oppurtunity to clutch this round, i think he can do it"

Walle's ace vs Pentagram


"TVÅ STYCKEN JAGAR MIG, TRE, FYRA, FEM, ALLA E EFTER MIG"
"Two ppl chasing me, three, four, five, everyones after me"
Or something like that ;P
Someone in some team during the Knife round :D
(its on utube)
2010-04-15 23:58:56
It's floreNz i think :p
2010-04-16 11:50:43
Yeah, thats right ;P :D
2010-04-16 13:33:47
is this it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0PoxDItBUU&NR=1

Post edited 2010-04-16 14:14:43
2010-04-16 14:13:59
Yepp, thats it ;)
2010-04-16 14:19:18
"Alla jagar", not "Alla e efter" :-|
2010-04-18 02:33:22
yeye, i was tired when i wrote it :D
2010-04-18 12:24:15
by: Pus - HLTV.org
#126
Haha, that was at BambleLAN in Norway, shit was so cash
2010-08-13 17:25:50
by: Jonathan E. - HLTV.org
#46
#36
2010-04-16 00:17:54
ohhh i was to slow
2010-04-16 16:07:01
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHMOgMY4rY

0.40

i think this is good
2010-04-16 00:13:55
by: Jonathan E. - HLTV.org
#47
This is more about something said than about something seen, you know :P

Post edited 2010-04-16 00:23:25
2010-04-16 00:23:03
yes


but

archi > f0rest

:D
2010-04-16 00:25:13
its not even touched to f0rest thn also this girl so much fake ACTING :P
2010-10-11 05:59:24
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqwH5VoWk84

is this good?

hahahahahah
2010-04-16 00:26:55
wow walle was that fat? damnn o,o
2010-04-16 11:51:55
yes it was

:x
2010-04-16 14:36:08
yes HE was..

it is for things and animals.. :)
2010-04-16 22:58:36
my mistake

:D
2010-04-17 20:40:35
He looks like Marshall from HIMYM :D
2010-04-16 20:30:22
Marshall with some icecreams :D
2011-01-01 19:14:43
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef1hEhmsS9Y&feature=related allen u lil pig :D
2010-04-16 00:50:26
allen the porn watcher :D
2010-04-17 02:26:08
Luq had many good senteces :P
2010-04-16 12:42:54
by: j0tt
#60
where he got many good headshots for :p
2010-04-16 14:36:46
haha +1
2010-08-13 18:02:33
like kurwa :DDD
2010-04-16 17:53:46
by: alex! - HLTV.org
#65
i love this one, HeatoN screams "Abow Broshan"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUL0-JnT44A

there is not rly a translation for "Abow"

but broshan is "brother"
2010-04-16 16:32:07
I like it when HeatoN yelled @ walle I think: 'BRA VALLE!'
2010-04-16 17:41:01
by: alex! - HLTV.org
#73
"Broshan vad du är bra" he says and that means

"Brother your so good" or somethin' like that
2010-04-16 19:36:45
He didn't say 'Bra VValle' in your video. I meant on another one :D.
2010-04-16 20:12:08
by: alex! - HLTV.org
#81
oh, okey, i was mistaken then, but he rly says that in mine xD, so yhought you ment that one
2010-04-16 21:03:47
One of the guys from SoB typing: "FAN VA TUR", translated into damn, how lucky, after had slain them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbLeBMPiH0&feature=related

Post edited 2010-04-16 17:36:46
2010-04-16 17:36:21
by: JVCN
#72
hahah :p funny to say that to f0rest :p
2010-04-16 19:32:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1llqcsZY6U&feature=related
"allen , say hy"
"heeey" ))))
2010-04-16 17:53:31
by: alex! - HLTV.org
#75
hahaha fisker say's

"Jag ska ju punga förfan den här skiten"

i lol'd

"I supposed "punga" this shit ffs"

dont think there is a english word for "punga"
but "pung" means dick so, ye something in that direction
2010-04-16 19:43:25
haha:))
2010-04-16 20:03:19
i think "pung" means ballsack:P it does in norweigan
2010-04-17 01:54:47
by: alex! - HLTV.org
#99
well yeah, something down there ;)
2010-04-17 13:48:59
haha, yeah
2010-04-17 15:48:47
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4fdvu9WBVc with subtitles.

SpawN wants to break f0rest fingers xD

Post edited 2010-04-16 19:50:42
2010-04-16 19:43:14
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkIgYzR1msk&feature=related

nice hax huh, i like.. :)
2010-04-16 23:10:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk9q0JofqKE

Humm, yes just loordB

WCG09
2010-04-17 00:04:59
Scott "Evolution" Cavellero playing for EG - wen beating fnatic at kode5 on inferno - ingame to his team mates - "SILENCE THE CRITICS"
2010-04-17 13:02:14
"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURWA"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PyvW4yRjT8


By Loord.

I know this may be not so funny as other quotes, but I loved this one :D

By the way "kurwa" means "fuck" :D

Post edited 2010-04-17 15:00:43
2010-04-17 15:00:09
not a hooker? :(
2010-04-18 03:32:48
Kurwa = all bad words mixed in one
2012-06-02 15:39:01
"i am the greatest"
2010-04-17 15:16:17
"I have 180 hrs on my steam." - FODDER
2010-04-17 18:39:05
ahahahaha
2010-04-18 13:57:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKzBgvVtcDY
2010-04-18 04:10:56
*** CMAX.gg|sinnehtjez killed [SoA]zE- danskMetal with a headshot from ak47 **
*** CMAX.gg|sinnehtjez killed [SoA]Friis with a headshot from ak47 **
*** CMAX.gg|sinnehtjez killed [SoA]stagep with a headshot from ak47 **
*** CMAX.gg|sinnehtjez killed [SoA]ArcadioN with a headshot from m4a1 ***
*** CMAX.gg|sinnehtjez killed [SoA]wazorN'92 with a headshot from m4a1 ***

*DEAD* [SoA]zE- : retard asshole dutch
*DEAD* [SoA]wazorN'92 : freakin shitt...

*** myLegend sinnehtjez;)) killed fanboyz norske^REAL with a headshot from usp ***
*** myLegend sinnehtjez;)) killed fanboyz GeT_RiGhT^strikerhand with a headshot from m4a1 ***
*** myLegend sinnehtjez;)) killed fanboyz fejsan * Svensk kuk with a headshot from m4a1 ***
myLegend sinnehtjez;)) killed fanboyz allen <3 teamrosa with m4a1
fanboyz JAEGARN;DDD25 killed myLegend immuNe with deagle

*Dead* fanboyz GeT_RiGhT^strikerhand : knullen...

Post edited 2010-04-18 15:37:54
2010-04-18 15:37:04
i saw the pov demo of roman vs 4kings on nuke when he gets 40-3 on ct side and i find this so i share it with you guys :


*MORT* 4Kings.Intel * LeppaneN : if you hit online i'd say thats pretty online =D

*MORT* mTw.ATI | roman : bit lucky :P

*MORT* mTw.ATI | roman : thats my aggression for cpl :)

*MORT* 4Kings.Intel * LeppaneN : u wish right now u had that at cpl

*MORT* mTw.ATI | roman : there u woudltn play so :P

ahahahaha lmao looks like leppanen is fucking jealous hahaha
2010-04-19 19:21:22
where can i find that demo?
2010-04-20 18:31:57
you can dowload the demo in readmor.eu it's a PoV demo but you may register to the website. Enjoy
2010-04-20 19:11:18
ty
2010-04-20 20:31:17
whos leppaenen?
2010-05-19 16:39:50
Either natu or naSu, atleast a finnish guy ;) Think its natu.
2010-05-19 17:47:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2a8eyEU6Y&feature=related
vid from in blog
"I got the AUG!! Wait, who's AUG is this?"
- Ron "Rambo" Kim
2010-04-20 18:16:17
haha that epic shit:D
2010-08-13 18:09:24
Holy shit did he just say that...
2012-06-02 15:13:49
It takes five to win, It takes five to lose.
2010-04-25 11:05:27
(Terrorist) MJE : this one goes out to jonas brothers
(Terrorist) Sunde : :D

Mtw playing against Sk, in the beginning of T side on Inferno
www.hltv.org/?pageid=198&&offset=0&search=1&teams=mje&map=0&event=1&demoid=158
2010-04-25 14:52:23
"I just shoot them out from the map" - Yegor Markelov
2010-05-19 13:57:42
"We won against Virtus.pro, and these guys once beat SK, so technically we are better than SK." Shaguar, 3D vs 4gl
2010-08-13 17:43:34
angry kuben after "panic spray" to fr0d

Again kubenb : hp frog?

:d
2010-08-13 17:43:46
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWQp2E0_gWM&feature=related

1:15

kalotz from Team Authority

'i don't lose to you, cry for me, idiot'

just epic here

Post edited 2010-08-13 17:52:16
2010-08-13 17:52:07
4K^DaY: "NO WE ARE FUCKING LOSING BECAUSE WE SHOOT LIKE LES SEULES"
from akujii's profile haha
2011-01-01 16:50:15
"now you see me. now your Dead!"

-duke nukem
2011-01-01 19:29:27
"I fink they fink, no, I fink that they fink" -Christopher Alesund-

i like u Chris hahahaha :D

Post edited 2011-01-01 21:00:38
2011-01-01 20:59:18
ok, i know it has nothing to do with cs but...

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROYYY JEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS !!
2011-01-01 21:10:10
now its ROOOOOOOOOCKET JUMP!
2011-06-24 17:30:57
"cl_entourage 0"
2011-06-24 17:38:15
GEZUS!!!
2011-06-24 17:41:44
Becoming #1 is a bit easy. Being there on top is difficult.


- Chuck Testa
2012-02-07 16:12:14
loord or kuben :who's the king?
f0rest :cyx
2012-02-07 16:18:17
...?
2012-06-02 15:15:31
"pasha crazy, pasha really crazy..." >>>> all
2012-06-02 15:25:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhjEKz6PCJw

" Son of a bitch, son of a bitch!!" by coachi
2012-06-02 15:45:24
' You guys sucks, Thank you '
- 3D | josh ' Dominator ' Siviers VS aTTax

there's a clip on youtube :)
2012-06-02 15:52:17
"Hvorfor giver de mig ikke præmierne allerede nu? Spild af tid at tage derhen."

- Martin 'trace' Heldt

In English its like: why dont they just give me the prizes now? Waste of time to go there.

It was in a online TV program called Pixel.tv just before Intel Fight Night Game, where they held a 1on1 tournament, where trace eventually won.

Post edited 2012-06-02 16:04:46
2012-06-02 16:04:09
'comlexity is about a dream , we don't always win Unfortunately , it's about how you respond on things in your life , it's about something like deeper then gaming , comlexity is about life and about dreams '

idk wich complexity player said it :s
2012-06-02 16:07:47
get_right

I fink they fink,that I&#65279; fink they fink
2012-06-02 16:12:49
does anyone remember old interview with Neo by Nai (asian chick, ex-GoodFella's girlfriend) or it exist only in my imagination ? :D there was quite epic moment when she said at beginning smthn like "don't look at my boobs" and he looked really confusing and say "no i dont" .. trying to find it like 30 mins already, but nothing
2012-06-02 16:29:09
i don't
2012-06-03 14:13:25
Very nice thread xD
2012-06-12 21:37:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1_XXLT9kqU&lis..

MMMM NOM NOM NOM

<3 FISKER! hahahha

allen so shy haha, i think he is shy because the interviewer is hot
2012-06-15 19:23:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT7i2YPzZJM&lis..

YEEEH FISKER BUNNYHOPING!
2012-06-15 19:25:07

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