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This is the Ultimate "HLTV user" Fighting Championship thread.

I know there are a lot of great e-fighters in this website. I see them almost everyday. They are fighting each other for whatever reason (favorite players / teams / countries / girls, religion, politics, whatever the argument is). Some of them are very good e-fighters, they just won't leave the fight / discussion unless they have the last word / comment / post. So, are you one of this guys? Are you a legit e-fighter? Then this is the thread for you. FIGHT
(285 replies)
Created 2012-02-07 00:01 by: kerlovv
by: mfre
#1
waiting for an opponent. COME AT ME BRAH
2012-02-07 00:02:11
wanna ride bicycle tonight brah
2012-02-07 00:08:35
by: mfre
#7
wanna muscle up and die in early 20's brah?
2012-02-07 00:10:31
he born with hearth defect brah
2012-02-07 01:34:27
by: mfre
#23
thats what they say, but sure the bicycle's ride didn't fuck with an already problematic heart, right? Makes sense brah
2012-02-07 01:38:21
by: drew5
#2
Neo is the best player in 1.6 EVER.
Come fight me modafuckas

Post edited 2012-02-07 00:03:37
2012-02-07 00:02:49
who is this neo kid you speak of UmAdBr0!??!?!??! CoMe@meBr0!!
2012-02-07 01:42:34
#37 raped you already, there is no point anymore
2012-02-07 02:40:17
Neo from matrix, who has wall running cheat on 24/7
2012-02-08 10:46:19
i showed him everything he knows
2012-02-08 21:48:24
what is this rape u speak of good sir
2012-02-07 02:44:34
the one you get in america when you steal a fat kids mcdonalds.
2012-02-07 20:33:15
sorry dont eat mcdonalds ntYO an dont get mad where you live ur food taste like shit im sure you would eat more if it didnt taste like dog shit UmAdBr0?!?!?!? CoMe@mEbR0!!!!
2012-02-07 23:02:16
okay fat boy. subway it is
2012-02-08 19:57:13
na son not fresh enough for me ntYO-
2012-02-08 21:49:04
bocat
2012-02-08 23:10:50
coloN is a fucking low potato cheater
2012-02-07 00:05:22
No, he is not.
2012-02-07 03:15:28
LMAO shut up
2012-02-07 22:44:26
You should.
2012-02-07 23:46:28
I wanna fight kh4n.

Waithing for you, my little terrorist friend.
2012-02-07 00:08:29
u r the terrorist .|.
2012-02-07 00:16:21
When did I say I wasn't?
2012-02-07 00:18:31
When did you say you was
2012-02-07 22:50:04
by: b1n3
#8
CSS > 1.6

COME AT ME 1.6 POLICE
2012-02-07 00:13:56
css is more tatical, fallen sayd
2012-02-07 02:35:36
yes fallen > world
2012-02-08 01:07:43
zilent > Chuck Norris. COME AT ME WORLD!!!

Edit: zilent is here-by taken care of.
-Chuck Norris

Post edited 2012-02-07 00:33:00
2012-02-07 00:31:42
by: gyta
#13
zilent who?
2012-02-07 00:42:45
Your master :]
2012-02-07 09:26:33
Kratos > zilent, chuck norris, goku, jackie chan...
2012-02-07 02:35:59
If all those on Olympus would deny me my vengeance, then all of Olympus will die.
2012-02-07 16:42:11
YES !!!!
2012-02-07 16:43:19
They should make a movie for 'God of War'. I want to be Kratos.
2012-02-07 16:47:17
+1 hahahaha
2012-02-07 16:52:37
shut up fucking terrorist
2012-02-07 22:13:50
shutup nazi
2012-02-08 00:33:35
shutup sinti?
2012-02-08 00:42:05
sinti?
2012-02-08 00:42:42
you dont know? clever boy
2012-02-08 00:49:45
i don't know what's that u pedo
2012-02-08 01:07:58
ah okay i see, you are 16 years old.
2012-02-08 01:20:52
ok homosexual
2012-02-08 01:25:33
have to agree.
you're the best!
2012-02-07 03:16:20
+1
2012-02-07 07:54:15
<3 :]
2012-02-07 20:23:35
vedimak beat them all modafuckas :D
what you want ?,, weed? or five fingers on your head? :D
2012-02-07 00:35:59
Do you wanna be a fucking fighter?
2012-02-07 00:49:01
i like how no one is arguing
2012-02-07 01:07:00
Peace & Love hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XD
2012-02-07 01:23:09
love my dickhead, u little bitch
2012-02-07 01:26:08
suck my bawlls puta me no speak espagnola amigo
2012-02-07 01:39:56
Stfu idiot --'
2012-02-07 01:40:14
come at me
2012-02-07 02:15:02
CSS IS MORE TACTICAL
2012-02-07 01:35:04
by: mfre
#24
FalleN troll level is 6/10

Post edited 2012-02-07 01:39:45
2012-02-07 01:38:50
Cs:go > Css > 1.6

F*ck you all .l.
2012-02-07 01:41:22
stfu cabral retard

1.6 > all

fucking smelly ugly portuguese
2012-02-07 01:46:56
fucking low life, underdeveloped, dumb, eastern european cockroach.
2012-02-07 02:05:20
fucking western thinks they r the only one have brains.
2012-02-07 05:35:51
fucking sweden trolishs
2012-02-07 16:52:18
Polish fanboys are fucking retards
2012-02-07 01:47:51
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded
2012-02-07 15:23:40
Im calling you, a retard.
2012-02-07 22:50:30
15 YEAR OLD SWAG SHITS ON ALL YOU EURO FAGS MOFUKER SAID GET ON HIS LVL FiGhTME@L4NBr0!! WhYs0m4dBr0 cOmE@mEbRo!!
2012-02-07 01:48:27
Look at this american kid.... being... american.
2012-02-07 01:51:43
WhYs0mAdBr0!?!?!?!?!?!?
2012-02-07 01:53:43
would flatten your aids face with my pec bounce, just saying
2012-02-07 01:57:23
LMAO
2012-02-07 01:59:04
i would shit on your face just saying UMADBR0!??!?!?!?!
2012-02-07 02:07:41
#37 is winning
2012-02-07 02:14:22
are you a judge??
2012-02-07 02:17:24
Yes. Problem?
2012-02-07 02:19:09
ROLFLMAO

EPIC WIN
2012-02-07 02:20:13
hehe
2012-02-08 22:03:00
cuz he said i have aids witch really isnt funny becasue people die from that everyday or because he said he would pec bounce me even tho kids probably never lifted a day in his life good one br0 c0mE@mEbRo!
2012-02-07 02:21:59
3 lines of text, def. mad, def. lost. UMAD?
Rage detector: ===============[x]=
2012-02-07 02:28:55
u can count dang br0 ur good! c0mE@mEbR00
2012-02-07 02:42:12
what a failed comeback.
2012-02-07 02:46:57
you either suck at writing in your first language or you're a fake american, which makes you a pathetic human being.
2012-02-07 02:31:19
bcuz i choose not waist my time and type fully hmm your smart LaWLzUmAdBr0?!?
2012-02-07 02:43:43
no, because you don't know the difference of which-witch and waist-waste, you ugly sub-human piece of shit.
2012-02-07 02:50:04
wait wich is witch LaWLuMaD?!?!
2012-02-07 02:53:18
dumb, dumber, you.
2012-02-07 02:58:01
dumbest dumberst ............................................................................youMADBR0?
2012-02-07 03:15:26
#37 was the end of the line for you.
2012-02-07 06:32:35
haha
2012-02-07 07:34:01
:) so ez to troll kids
2012-02-07 07:42:32
so you must be a kid
2012-02-07 22:56:20
UmADbRo CoMe@MeBr0!
2012-02-07 23:00:07
go eat a burger and die.
2012-02-07 14:51:16
UmAdBr0?!?!
2012-02-07 22:59:09
sorry kid i live in California nothing but cute chicks get@me youmad??!!??! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWbXQQG9B6c dont hate the player hate the game shitty :)
2012-02-08 01:25:28
hltv.org should focus mainly on Runescape, CS doesn't work out anymore.
2012-02-07 01:51:21
1.6 > your life
stfu kiddo
2012-02-07 01:52:25
already one guy fell for the bait.. this is too easy.

iq = ~ 40? :D

Post edited 2012-02-07 02:03:11
2012-02-07 01:54:39
UMAD bro??
2012-02-07 02:04:17
chav gtfo umbro tracky
2012-02-07 20:31:46
Double questionmark looks retarded and shitty at the same time.
2012-02-07 21:45:37
+9999 way 2ez i think im having 2much fun
2012-02-07 02:55:14
rofl
2012-02-07 02:19:06
LOL this is terrible even when is a joke xD
2012-02-07 04:33:16
your mums abortion didnt work out
2012-02-07 20:30:43
well im not that kind, i dont give a shit at all, cool story blabla
2012-02-07 02:09:25
oh look, a fucking french frog... fucking stinks
2012-02-07 02:12:57
I hate french frogs too
2012-02-07 02:21:19
Shut your hole and get out of my balls, I didn't ask you anything
2012-02-07 02:22:42
SHOW TITS OR GTFO
2012-02-07 14:24:34
Nevermind.... *DELETED*

Post edited 2012-02-08 01:07:52
2012-02-08 01:04:52
Don't Del :O Post it again ffs :(( Else 'em gonna put a glass in your throat :))
2012-02-08 12:09:05
Nah, i just thought that you were unbanned... then i saw that this is not your real account =/
2012-02-08 12:20:31
Permission taken :P
2012-02-08 12:25:46
i love them
2012-02-07 15:37:52
they're disgusting
2012-02-07 02:23:02
I'm afraid to post here...
2012-02-07 02:16:42
you shouldnt im here for you come to my van
2012-02-07 02:22:04
This is the best thread ever created here :D
2012-02-07 02:25:48
shut the fuck up, nobody really cares about what your think
2012-02-07 03:18:36
I do, so I guess you are wrong and failed. PEACE
2012-02-07 03:27:15
busted :(
2012-02-07 20:30:40
Where is Brazil ? :D
2012-02-07 03:36:43
in the paradise, for sure :)

hope you're enjoying those freezing temperatures :D:D:D
2012-02-07 20:30:31
You won.
2012-02-07 22:16:04
HAHAH You owned me :D But still do you know what is snowballs? skiing? snowboarding? or you watched that only at google images? :D
2012-02-07 23:10:28
You won.
2012-02-08 02:33:31
yes, i know.

that's why freezing temperatures are useful: snowboarding at vacations :D

only.
2012-02-08 03:08:41
Snowboarding RULZZZ :D
2012-02-08 12:59:13
greatest thread 3v4h!!11!
2012-02-07 02:26:44
Someone, gimme a high five
2012-02-07 02:39:33
amazing stuff
2012-02-07 06:07:50
amazing nickname
2012-02-07 13:01:20
Get the fuck out Polish fucktard.


EDIT: I really love this.
2012-02-08 00:44:17
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF GOD, YA HEAR ME RELIGIOUS FNATICS? NO GOD

Post edited 2012-02-07 02:49:16
2012-02-07 02:48:40
you don't know shit
2012-02-07 02:52:11
oh really? And how did the universe start? Show me evidence for that motherfucker
2012-02-07 02:53:28
no evidence of anything, welcome to the universe and it's mistery

ps. motherfucker :D
2012-02-07 03:00:03
"no evidence of anything"
shut up kid, there is evidence you have a very very small chance of getting HIV if you use a condom during sex. There is evidence the chance is way bigger if you don't use a condom. Thats just an example, there are evidences everywhere, but no evidence for god. UMAD?
2012-02-07 03:07:18
there's no evidence of god's existence or not.


prove me wrong. show me any evidence.

or shut the fuck up.
2012-02-07 03:16:53
You must be the most retarded person I've ever seen here. There is no evidence of a red unicorn. Thats why no one should belive in unicorns. Do you belive in unicorns? Because there is also no evidence they don't exist. Its reason telling you that you shouldn`t believe blindly in things without evidences. Same thing for god.

Go read some Richard Dawkins, you are a retard.
2012-02-07 03:24:54
you should study logics first, then try anything else.


your point to say "there's no god" is "there's no evidence".

there's no evidence about how the universe started, still it did.

don't fuck give me the big bang theory, i'm talking about before that.
2012-02-07 03:29:58
Talking about logic with me? When you have the most failed logic ever?

"So, we don't know how life started" MUST BE GOD, MUST BE A GOD

"So, we don't know how those spot lights in the sky (stars) got there" MUST BE GOD, MUST BE A GOD

"So, we don't know how the universe started" MUST BE GOD

Science already answered the first 2 questions.


You see, people like you, doing the same mistake as you, existed long time ago. Just because we have no answer yet for a specific question, we should not ASSUME the answer is god, without evidence, PERIOD.

Some of us leraned that lesson, studying and reading history books. We learned that we must not assume things without prove, and we learned with the mistakes from the past, that just because we dont have an answer to a specific question, that argument should not be enough to imply GOD. We learned that from Darwin, and many many more scientists.

Looks like you should go back to the books and I hope you can see your logic is flawed. Assuming god is the answer just because science cant answer some question, was proved (by history) unreasonable.

Post edited 2012-02-07 03:43:17
2012-02-07 03:41:33
i didn't even said i believe in god.

you, once again, are failing at logics AND interpretation with this whole "must be a god" thing.

that being said, well, i didn't even care to read what else you write.

kthxbb.
study. make sense.
2012-02-07 04:25:37
I was reading all this shit, and decided to stop by to tell you he is right and you are wrong. just saying, good night!
2012-02-07 06:31:10
and there is the proof i needed! thanks, almighty.
2012-02-07 08:22:12
you are not tactical enough therefore you have FalleN before me.

Post edited 2012-02-07 20:29:11
2012-02-07 20:28:50
http://i.imgur.com/kYLpe.jpg

Post edited 2012-02-08 01:17:11
2012-02-08 01:14:47
CHAINSAW EVERYONE, CHAINSAW EVERYTHING!
2012-02-07 02:56:36
go back to your tree
2012-02-07 02:57:38
:D~
2012-02-07 03:18:31
i'm not here to fight with you i'm here to kick your ass
2012-02-07 03:40:13
wow, this kid looks heavyweight
2012-02-07 03:50:21
eat shit and die
2012-02-07 14:09:06
by: BINN
#96
Anderson Silva > all
2012-02-07 03:58:58
Overeem -> lose some weight and smash Silva in the ring.

Current heavy weight Overeem would kill Silva in a street fight btw...
2012-02-07 04:01:59
in a street, i would kill both.

@ufc, silva > all.
2012-02-07 04:26:32
Silva has no wrestling, just put him in Light Heavyweight and you will see how weak his weight division is ... he cannot stand a chance against Jones, Machida, Evans and few others ...

Anderson Silva is great fighter, the best middleweight that have ever been, but he is not the best p4p, for me GSP, Rashad, Jones are way better ... still about top5-7 p4p of course, but not the best
2012-02-07 10:33:33
silva > all, at his weight

but yes, the best one for me is jones :D

nobody can get close to the victory against him. once again, at his weight
2012-02-07 20:32:40
shut up retard. You are on this site 24h / day, you have 4000+ comments, you have no life. You just sit on a computer all day long. You don't go to gym, you are one skinny motherfucker (look at your pic), and you keep following UFC from your TV. You are patethic, your life is patethic. Fucking nerd talking on the internet all day long.
2012-02-07 22:11:56
idiot
2012-02-08 00:43:33
thanks, stalker.

i love this forum, and learned english just by having fun around here, what up now? :D

i study engineer, law, and just finishing french, as 4th language.

U JELLY?
2012-02-08 03:07:41
Overeem is great, but he has to fight JDS and Mir/Barnett/Nog to prove he is the best HW
2012-02-07 10:36:59
cigano > Overren, my boy :D
2012-02-07 23:08:51
"I like Justin Biber !!!" ... what have i done T.T .
2012-02-07 04:39:09
he might be cool guy ... we don't know him :D
2012-02-07 10:35:19
i like this thread. wahahahha
2012-02-07 05:39:29
i dont like you, fuck you

PEACE
2012-02-07 06:02:47
your name is pussy in our lingvo
2012-02-07 08:03:23
i like turtles
2012-02-07 06:08:34
i like when your mom is under me
2012-02-07 06:49:36
I find this difficult to masturbate to that scene.
2012-02-07 20:19:24
but your mom likes the thought of it :)
2012-02-08 04:24:01
Adam Malysz>Gregor Schlierenazuer, piss yo
2012-02-07 13:12:12
That topic is very funny, like <c'mon let's troll> xD
PS. i miss eoNs :'(
2012-02-07 14:12:12
OMG JAVA IS BEST COZ I HAZ JAVA PHONE
2012-02-07 14:15:15
Fedor Emalienko >>> tim sylvia

Post edited 2012-02-07 14:31:02
2012-02-07 14:30:39
eoNs
2012-02-07 14:42:17
LET THE RACISM BEGIN! FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
2012-02-07 14:52:35
I hate those HLTV members who haz black colored name.
2012-02-07 15:42:05
YOU'RE A DIRTY BLUE BASTARD

Post edited 2012-02-07 16:25:05
2012-02-07 16:24:55
bale bale
2012-02-07 20:27:15
tunak tunak
2012-02-08 12:09:24
paigan yat
2012-02-07 20:27:01
omg so manny fighters here i'm so afraid :((
2012-02-07 15:35:31
gtfo v3d1m4k acc
2012-02-07 20:27:28
when i catch ya i cut ur red neck
2012-02-07 22:54:25
you mean *when i get unbanned from esl im gona fux up esc.*

Post edited 2012-02-08 19:59:00
2012-02-08 19:58:10
:D
2012-02-08 21:06:10
i can pee whole american continent with just 1 glass of water hearing "its raining men"
2012-02-07 15:36:29
nice economy br0
2012-02-07 20:27:45
not my fault bro,at least i smoke x10 times better weed than u and i dont say "kurwa" in every sentence.
2012-02-07 23:27:41
you can afford weed?
2012-02-08 19:56:14
@ my garden since 90's

Post edited 2012-02-08 20:49:55
2012-02-08 20:49:46
stfu all -.-
2012-02-07 15:56:12
come at me brahs
2012-02-07 16:27:07
I would pec bounce you out of the ring bro
2012-02-07 22:01:59
ruhe lauch
2012-02-07 22:03:09
TIL Poland is a pokeball.
2012-02-08 01:23:25
http://i.imgur.com/kYLpe.jpg
2012-02-07 16:39:41
Dawkins wanabbe, low potato
2012-02-07 22:04:16
sh'ap
2012-02-07 22:15:54
heavyweight irl and e-rl.
2012-02-07 20:26:47
Al Qaida did the 9/11 on their own and Rothschild family are good hearted people.
2012-02-07 21:07:47
shut up you fucking virgins
2012-02-07 21:29:26
fuck you gay flag
2012-02-07 22:17:33
Nix0n > Nomad.

fosho
2012-02-07 21:34:58
Who cares, they both > you, thats for sure. Low potato
2012-02-07 22:02:46
LMAO! gotta love this thread.
2012-02-07 22:04:16
love my 9' diameter AIDS stick red head modafucker
2012-02-07 22:05:48
Good for you.
2012-02-07 22:17:26
mdfacka dumbass favela you cunt
2012-02-07 22:13:51
At least I have a country.
2012-02-07 22:17:09
behind a bridge is that called country?
2012-02-07 22:19:29
Yes, what about yours?
2012-02-07 22:22:01
im above bridge
2012-02-07 22:22:57
Nice, I'm my country.
2012-02-07 22:23:50
UFC for girls
CS for mans
cs:s for fallens
2012-02-07 22:07:54
i am the best player
2012-02-07 22:10:35
fake me up
2012-02-07 22:14:56
Are You Series?
2012-02-07 22:16:19
so easy to troll your cheating ass
is coloN still a good friend of yours?
2012-02-07 22:18:52
getting friendly? BRATWURST

Post edited 2012-02-07 22:20:26
2012-02-07 22:20:06
I see... too much rage and anger inside you since you were busted, and now you want to let it out in this thread. Not very sane bro!
2012-02-07 22:23:31
EMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL :)

Post edited 2012-02-08 00:45:50
2012-02-08 00:45:36
Oh look, a fucking little cheater appears...
You are a fucktard
2012-02-07 22:17:11
FUCK YOU CHEATER such a cunt bastard
2012-02-07 22:18:01
shut up gypsy
2012-02-07 22:18:33
punch in da LAN@face chiter

Post edited 2012-02-07 22:22:14
2012-02-07 22:20:21
+1
2012-02-07 22:46:26
LMAO! ZAIDER? REALLY?
You have some balls bro, but I bet UMAD you fucked your CS chances with cheating, now you are just a random nobody in the game. PEACE
2012-02-07 22:21:30
Your Mother. Ku Godt.
2012-02-07 22:22:38
ZAIDER MAKING THIS THREAD EPIC
2012-02-07 22:24:35
I would punch your face in a LAN.... WAIT
2012-02-07 22:26:08
get moxxi and coloN over here too.
2012-02-07 22:28:00
not this idiot
2012-02-07 22:43:17
who?
2012-02-07 22:50:34
cheat much?
2012-02-07 22:57:06
n00b
2012-02-08 02:14:03
I½AM A NINJA FROM MARS MUAHUAUHAMUHAMHAUH. I ALREADY DEFEAT CHUCK NØRRIS, FAGOLLAS
COME AT ME, IRMAO
COME AT ME, BROTHER
COME AT ME, BROR
COME AT ME, BRODER
COME AT ME, HERMANO
COME AT ME, IRMA
COME AT ME, SISTER
COME AT ME, SYSTER
COME AT ME, SØSTER

enough .-.
2012-02-07 22:27:56
please tell me you are under 11
2012-02-07 22:28:50
no, im 13, and my birthday will be in may
2012-02-07 22:30:43
SHUT UP VIADO!
2012-02-07 22:57:54
OKAY DUDE, JUST BECAZ IM A GOOD PERSON, TÆVE! fia da mae cachacera XD E EU NAO SO VIADO FIO

Post edited 2012-02-07 23:04:51
2012-02-07 23:03:53
fuck your mama both of you
2012-02-07 22:47:28
sweden > world
2012-02-07 22:56:54
+1 lets win this thread
2012-02-07 22:57:33
No one can counter that.
DANNE^MUPP the king
2012-02-07 23:01:20
sann
2012-02-07 23:04:22
prawda XD
2012-02-07 23:49:33
haha
2012-02-08 00:15:08
by: 4P5
#224
fuck the swedish faggots
2012-02-07 23:42:50
yea and fuck you too buddah
2012-02-08 00:21:11
fuck you gipsy
2012-02-08 00:30:45
suck my dick polish skinny gipsy
2012-02-08 00:32:49
poland is the best country in the world, pic related
http://i43.tinypic.com/ezomf8.png
2012-02-08 00:33:04
Boston Celtic bitches , Rondo <3
2012-02-08 00:52:21
close this topic please.
2012-02-08 01:16:43
DON'T!
2012-02-08 01:18:36
COMEATMEBROFROMPORTUGAL
2012-02-08 01:20:45
Is your house in a tree?
2012-02-08 02:04:47
you meant "is your house a tree?", and yes.
2012-02-08 16:32:18
ESC > Heatons's SK
2012-02-08 01:25:45
LOL 2ez look at all these kids getting mad SWAG>EU LOLTHEYMAD?!?!!?
2012-02-08 01:26:40
UMAD?
2012-02-08 10:27:50
as i said ezpz UmAdBr0?!?!? CoMe@MeBr0!!
2012-02-08 21:50:41
So, e-fighters really do exist...
2012-02-08 01:57:15
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