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Wich country hate each other
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is this true ?
(207 replies)
Created 2017-01-07 02:53 by: NinjaGrandMa
But... we love Iceland :(
2017-01-07 02:56:01
I used to be pretty pissed that we had to learn ur language in school but besides that I don't see any reason to hate denmark.

2017-01-07 03:09:33
Why would anyone hate Denmark for that lol, what have they done?
2017-01-07 03:10:39
Not much besides having an annoying language and accent.
2017-01-07 03:13:03
we should occupy you again
2017-01-11 15:57:20
+1
2017-01-11 16:20:01
Cus ur language developed badly?
2017-01-11 21:03:53
cus u easy to take
2017-01-11 21:06:46
Yeah cus we are more focused on not having one of the ugliest languages instead of doing some dick size competition with other countries.
2017-01-11 21:07:54
how are u getting triggered dude XD im just playing
2017-01-11 21:08:59
Seems like you made ur account today.
2017-01-11 21:09:20
you must be an inbred retard
2017-01-12 02:46:12
stop changing flag you cunt
2017-01-07 13:42:29
cünT*
2017-01-07 14:11:35
Go on vacation in poland. Your car is already wating for u.
2017-01-07 02:56:10
That's pretty old joke.
2017-01-08 11:57:28
Devil Caught Polish, Russian and German and said to them "Bring me your best car and I will set you free". After few hours Polish came back with Fiat 126p. Devil gave him hammer and said : "Destroy it and I will set you free". Pole without thinking twice grabbed a hammer, smashed the car twice and it all felt apart. Next German Arrived with brand new BMW. Devil gave him hammer and said : "Destroy it and I will set you free". German complain for a while, but brought himself up and started smashing his new car. After few hours he managed to destroy it. Pole and German were done but Russian still hasnt arrived. 1 hour, 2 hours 3 hours still no sight of him. Suddenly Pole started to laugh. "Why you laughing?" Asked German. Pole turn around to him and said "Cuz Russian is arriving in a fucking tank".
2017-01-11 16:07:55
That's a good one
2017-01-11 16:25:15
Hahaha not bad bro
2017-01-11 20:19:33
thx :P old Ass polish joke :P
2017-01-11 22:36:11
Lol n1:D
But we don't care so much about tanks, we have Lada's which is absolute shit
2017-01-11 20:52:18
LOL
I don't speak Polish but I heard the most important words:P
2017-01-11 23:01:13
LuL
2017-01-11 22:37:37
Yeah I love making fun from Czech and they like to joke about Slovakia xD

Post edited 2017-01-07 02:58:08
2017-01-07 02:57:22
Yeh because slovakia is a joke in itself.
2017-01-07 03:03:40
Told by Germany that gets ruined by one person within one year lul
2017-01-07 03:07:03
More like 8 years

Post edited 2017-01-07 03:12:04
2017-01-07 03:10:18
Hm your Country cant get ruined since there never was anything to ruin :/
2017-01-07 03:10:49
Actually, its because they surrendered on 1st contact
2017-01-07 03:13:32
nt Albert Einstein
2017-01-07 03:16:29
Come fight on border
2017-01-07 14:28:07
yep,can confirm
2017-01-07 11:17:20
Lul a country what is not even a 100 years old
2017-01-11 21:07:23
lul not even a 25
2017-01-11 21:09:09
Sweden most bullied nation in Europe

feelsbadman
2017-01-07 02:57:41
Your Singaporean flag is poor camofladge.
2017-01-07 03:05:41
It's Indonesian

feelsbadderman
2017-01-07 03:06:41
Singapore, Indonesia, apparently its all the same
2017-01-07 03:12:23
+1
2017-01-07 10:45:09
singaporean talking here, comparing us to Indonesia it really depends on where you look. singapore is developed fully, while indonesia is still catching up. i mean, their forests looks like snoop dog taking breaks every now and then while trekking, can't blame them
2017-01-08 10:33:01
Jews always show up to spread hate between nations. That's been happening throughout over 5.000 years. I wonder what's up with their butt

Post edited 2017-01-11 23:11:37
2017-01-11 23:10:37
I wonder what's up yours.
2017-01-12 00:02:17
at least you dont hate yourselves like Italy LUL
2017-01-07 14:11:49
Belgium and Germany also have 3 fans and then there is bosnia, so stop feeling special
2017-01-08 10:18:06
If I count my background than I hate the Irish XD. I actually kinda do...
2017-01-07 02:58:28
Scotland Superior UK.
2017-01-07 03:13:47
italy hates themselves?
2017-01-07 02:59:36
LOL
2017-01-07 03:03:50
its not about hate you retard
2017-01-07 19:44:43
Yeah, but the OP made it look like it is.
2017-01-11 21:49:18
I'm glad I wasn't the only one wondering the same
2017-01-11 23:13:09
Brazil and Argentina
2017-01-07 03:03:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48sOajAnYzY with love <3

Post edited 2017-01-09 08:04:24
2017-01-09 08:00:36
I would say we also make many jokes about France.

Post edited 2017-01-07 03:04:57
2017-01-07 03:04:18
yeah but its like pranking ur brudda
2017-01-07 13:05:37
Well you care about us but french ppl dont really give a fuck about germans, its indeed against belgians and also sometimes british people, france and brits... Long story.
2017-01-07 14:05:13
Yeah, you dont care about us, your swag is too fcuking big m9
2017-01-07 16:45:16
Well idc about germans i know that germans are fans of our country and they keep coming visiting us but thats all idc bout germans
2017-01-07 19:06:03
fans hahaha
please dont be so fucking arrogant.
there is nothing like literally nothing we envy about french ppl.
2017-01-07 20:25:19
Then why i saw again like 50 germans tourists yesterday, germany is sad and shit so i can understand tho

Post edited 2017-01-08 09:41:53
2017-01-08 09:41:17
rofl. i bet there was never a french tourist in germany. but nt dor trying to trigger germanos but you do it to obvious
2017-01-08 10:16:12
Ofc we dont go in germany when theres way better
2017-01-08 10:26:02
xd
2017-01-08 10:56:26
They come visit you, inside of tanks.
2017-01-11 16:36:40
Tell me some, wanna know what you say to joke about us :D
2017-01-07 14:13:11
Your tanks have 1 forward gear and 6 reverse gears
2017-01-07 16:40:44
why do french tanks have mirrors on the side? so they can see the front line

whats the most redundant thing ever? blue and red on the french flag

just called in france- was occupied once again

2017-01-07 16:50:57
They are mostly about your army surrendering, other then that we joke aboutz poles being thieves and just casual racist stuff you joke about in every other country, like jokes against blacks, muslims, gypsies etc.
2017-01-08 14:23:28
Actually we joke about turks the most
2017-01-07 03:05:16
Brazil Germany
2017-01-07 03:05:37
0-7
2017-01-07 11:23:54
Why is it all just eu?
Fucking racists
2017-01-07 03:08:05
Jeez bro , chill out ... No wonder everyone is blowing sh1t up in the middle east...
2017-01-07 03:10:00
Just a prank bro
2017-01-07 10:35:10
here -> http://img.gagdaily.com/uploads/posts/fun/2013/000..

u happy?
2017-01-07 03:13:22
Headscarf best my fred
2017-01-11 21:06:21
its a danish site after all :P
2017-01-07 11:00:44
mate all arab world hates u :/
2017-01-07 13:06:36
Austrian´s joke a lot about germans
(they just fucking stupid)
2017-01-07 03:16:09
looks about right ;)
2017-01-07 10:37:47
Making jokes about != hating
In fact sometimes it means something quite opposite.
2017-01-07 10:40:19
+1
2017-01-07 14:05:52
I arent think that noone gives a damn about greece
2017-01-07 10:55:23
Hungary hates Scotland? Wtf Wutface
2017-01-07 10:58:00
Ye wtf,expected Romania
2017-01-07 16:47:58
that must be a mistake , half of the country dunno where scotland is xdd
2017-01-08 10:32:07
we hate spain? thats new to me, we love messing around with their language its fun
2017-01-07 10:58:46
but their language sounds better to foreigners than yours, at least to me it sounds much better
2017-01-07 11:06:38
its because its true, their language is more soothing than ours. Even we like to talk spanish sometimes (we call portunhol XD) which is a mix of portuguese with spanish and its great to joke about
2017-01-07 11:09:45
Thats your opinion for sure
I don't like to speak Spanish to be honest.. I hate when im walking in Lisbon and some tourist come at me and ask directions in fucking Spanish.. I hate it, they should ask in English but this is my opinion off
Btw Portunhol it's mostly used in galiza and north of Portugal
2017-01-07 13:30:19
That's so trueeee ahah
When I was in Porto, 2014, I asked a guy in Spanish where was the Avenue Liberdade I guess it was and he was pissed I could see that and then he answered me in English but he was rly pissed.
That happened again in Algarve too
But I saw many Spanish people and both pt and Spanish were friendly
2017-01-07 13:46:03
Yeah xD
Friendly countries but we don't really care about each other shah (spain-pt, pt-Spain)

Post edited 2017-01-07 13:56:41
2017-01-07 13:53:21
Spanish sounds fucking stupid to me too. It feels the same when I go to Miami and they don't know that in Brazil we speak Portuguese they think it's Spanish. I much rather speak in English
2017-01-11 23:21:07
They have more vocabulary than Spanish has
Some kinda of mix between French and Portuguese ahahah that is what it sounds for me ahah
2017-01-07 13:48:37
actually galician and portuguese are similars.
2017-01-07 19:47:31
idk man, as spaniard i don't hate portugal wtf is that map? xd
2017-01-07 19:45:37
Lithuania jokes about Estonia? I aren't thing this know details. Lithuania hates/jokes about Poland mostly
2017-01-07 10:59:16
Why Brother :( Once upon a time we were greatest country ever.
2017-01-11 16:14:33
Historical reasons, Vilnius 1919, when you took it from us. Stupid Polish cunts started to rename streets in Polish, that brought new wave of hate

btw it was lately in past 4 - 5 years.

Post edited 2017-01-11 16:45:38
2017-01-11 16:44:57
czech hates slovakia


cuz both Czechs and Slovaks are dumb af..
2017-01-07 11:00:29
coming from a person that know exactly fuck all about cz and sk...
2017-01-07 11:06:18
coming from a person who knows exactly fuck all about me...
2017-01-07 19:19:52
yup true
2017-01-07 11:04:13
Italy hate Italy? XD
2017-01-07 11:04:35
We dont hate Sweden but we do joke about them.
2017-01-07 11:04:50
there is difference between hate and making joke about.It is a meme that anything you see stupid video or shit you will see some comments say best greek singer/player/etc.
2017-01-07 11:04:56
lol no.
we dont give a fuck about ukraine.
2017-01-07 11:21:55
u could draw a globe on russia
LUL
2017-01-07 11:28:25
Inaccurate: Every country hates france.

Also Belgians laugh at Dutch people way more often than they laugh at frenchies.

EDIT: italy only laughs at themselves? If italy gets that, then belgium definitely would have its own flag. There's a SHITLOAD of humor laughing at our own system here. Most of belgian humor is self-depricating bullshit

Post edited 2017-01-07 11:49:50
2017-01-07 11:47:53
+1
F*ck The Netherlands
F*ck West-Flandres
F*ck Limburg
F*ck Ghent
F*ck Wallonia
And you as well Brussels

By now you should know where I am from x3
2017-01-08 10:22:07
From the most retarded part of Belgium :) :) :) :) :)













<3

Post edited 2017-01-08 11:36:23
2017-01-08 11:36:03
Just cuz we joke does not mean that we hate them ...they hate us ... they talking some bullshits and we do just joke about that ... we dont wanna fight or do something like that :D
2017-01-07 11:52:23
TRUE. and im not one of those who talks bullshit to you!
2017-01-11 22:30:59
LOL ITALY LMAO
Also it is true suck fwedens
2017-01-07 12:59:23
it's fake. would be more accurate with russian flags all over the map
2017-01-07 13:13:48
i think we joke more about the danes than the norwegians
2017-01-07 13:19:34
Croatia does not hate BiH
2017-01-07 13:22:44
The hate doesn't exist between Portugal and Spain.
But for historical ( Age of Discovers) reasons and also because we share borders ofc we have some kinda of rivalry. Just that
Same for Brazil, Angola and others ex Portuguese colonies

Post edited 2017-01-07 13:37:58
2017-01-07 13:33:30
we are not hating hungary and vice versa, we are killin each other lul

Post edited 2017-01-07 13:34:30
2017-01-07 13:33:42
France & Algeria
2017-01-07 13:34:41
ye we make some jokes about polaks stealing our cars etc. but we don't hate them since their country is pretty irrelevant (no offense tho). they're really annoying on hltv but in irl most of them are great and i have some friends from polska so everything is fine.
love <3
2017-01-07 13:37:37
The English dislike Russians imo but I've never had any issues with people based on where they're from... Apart from your average Russki.

EDIT - Actually a load of my countrymen dislike Pakistan, Polish and the Indians for being refugees here but again, not my personal thoughts.

Post edited 2017-01-07 13:42:54
2017-01-07 13:40:20
Maybe look up what a refugee is. ;)
2017-01-07 14:06:28
EDIT - You're right. gg.

Post edited 2017-01-07 18:02:55
2017-01-07 18:01:24
serbia is bosnia

Lol
2017-01-07 13:47:34
I think its kinda old, Polish people don't hate Germany, we hate Ukraine
2017-01-07 13:49:14
Speak for youself. Fuck germans
2017-01-07 14:31:04
Ukraine?
2017-01-07 19:33:55
I know ur toilets could be cleaner I bet isn't easy clean that amount of dirty
2017-01-08 10:18:41
still cleaner than people in Ukraine
2017-01-11 15:50:25
ukrainian toilet cleaners in Poland are really good man

Post edited 2017-01-11 20:49:08
2017-01-11 20:48:47
you need hide your flag cuz you're so ashamed to be a toilet cleaner, poor guy
2017-01-12 14:32:30
ukrainian toilet cleaners in Poland are really good man
2017-01-12 14:37:20
Cool! I like to see your friendship in your job, enjoy your day cleaning toilets.
2017-01-12 14:39:29
Thx for good clean toilet bro u are best!!!
2017-01-12 14:42:40
We don't really hate anyone. Or hate everyone equally.
2017-01-11 16:16:34
not true about bulgartia. bulgarian people joke the most about turkey , not macedonia. If something is duplicated, forged, fake - bulgarians call it turkish. If they don't like someone, they sometimes call him turk.
2017-01-07 13:51:11
est hate fin?
2017-01-07 14:01:13
kinda true but France jokes more about the nort of France than U.K or Belgium
2017-01-07 14:09:04
Belarus doesn't joke about anyone? Italy themselves? i still like my bros from the north <3
2017-01-07 14:11:25
Italy joke about Poland :D?
2017-01-07 14:12:24
bad pizza in Poland
2017-01-08 10:15:51
bad evrything in ukraine
2017-01-11 20:49:43
Look at the west of Italy u forgot about that one stripe Xd
2017-01-11 21:52:42
aaahh yeah i see it now :D
2017-01-11 22:05:42
i wasnt joke about estonia


lithuania talk about latvia tho
2017-01-07 14:34:17
We Lithuanians like Latvia and Estonia
Most of the time we hate/don't like Russia and Poland
2017-01-08 10:05:08
yes

agree
2017-01-08 11:48:02
+1
2017-01-11 23:10:46
In Poland we hate Russia more than Germany.
2017-01-07 16:42:20
bosnians and germany?
like why?
2017-01-07 16:43:43
estonians and most of the baltics don't get along with russians, this map is bs.
2017-01-07 16:47:10
moldova here. can confirm romania but russia tied

Post edited 2017-01-07 18:05:27
2017-01-07 18:05:07
why would you hate romania?
2017-01-08 11:05:25
Not hate. We only hate russia. Not even russia. But the new generation like me and one that was 10 years previous hated USSR. Jokes about romania common
2017-01-08 14:52:28
Russia is not the worst country in the world lUl
2017-01-07 19:21:47
why would hungary joke about scotland tf
2017-01-07 19:23:42
just put a globe on Russia lul

Post edited 2017-01-07 19:24:12
2017-01-07 19:23:59
wtf is wrong with Netherlands and Belgium?
2017-01-07 19:24:39
edit

Post edited 2017-01-07 19:43:20
2017-01-07 19:41:29
i think that Poland hate everyone, except hungary
2017-01-07 19:41:52
Why hate commonwealth brothers
2017-01-11 21:09:02
they dont like us after 1919 XDXDXD (we took Vilnus)

Post edited 2017-01-11 21:53:21
2017-01-11 21:53:12
We aren't joking :(
2017-01-07 19:42:39
UK is France, not Ireland..
2017-01-07 19:43:11
Everybody hates us.
2017-01-07 19:50:10
that's not true at all.
2017-01-08 09:50:09
Italy hates itself?
Hungary hates Romania
The rest looks pretty accurate
2017-01-08 09:52:03
witch cuntri
2017-01-08 10:10:06
stop making jokes about yourself dude
2017-01-08 10:12:10
Mostly true! :D We are also joking a lot about Russians but Swedes are probably more "beloved"
2017-01-08 10:10:12
Poles don't hate Germany.More like Ukraine.
2017-01-08 10:19:39
lul 6-1
2017-01-08 10:24:23
dude i hate fuckin poorlacks even that i am one myself. you've never seen such an inbred race.
most of our people have squareheads and are ugly like shit. they would do also everything to get a bit money because they have no fuvkin honor. polish blood is dirty that's why there are so many polish hookers abroad. NO HONOR. the only polaks who disagree with me are some nationalistic shitheads who can't see in which shithole we're living. it's like in every east euro trash country. as soon as i am able to i will leave this dying country and start a career.
stay mad poorlacks.
(what i was trying to say is put poorland flag for poorland)
2017-01-08 10:24:37
There is no way you're not a fakeflagger, but i agree
2017-01-08 11:53:08
i am just talking the truth.
not fakeflagging. want to leave this hole asap
2017-01-08 15:18:38
dude u have some issues
2017-01-11 21:54:15
Butthurt sweden also not that true coz we got ruski
2017-01-08 11:08:08
Hate =/= making fun of it...

2017-01-08 11:53:02
Estonia is a finland wannabe
2017-01-08 12:01:50
In Poland we mostly make fun of Russians, also we are telling jokes about how Scottish people are thrifty.
2017-01-08 12:03:55
lmao retarded poles, you better make fun of yourselves. just look at yourselves that's all you have to do

Post edited 2017-01-11 20:29:17
2017-01-11 20:28:42
stfu and stay in ur medievial shithole village
2017-01-11 21:54:55
I was in Republic of Moldova once, and i've noticed that the most part of population are hating Russia and in general, russians.
2017-01-08 12:04:58
Why is denmark, marked with swedish flag?

edit: nvm gotta read next time

Post edited 2017-01-08 12:06:46
2017-01-08 12:05:51
Ours would be everyone, including ourselves.
2017-01-08 12:14:00
hungary-romania
romania-hungary
2017-01-08 14:22:45
Lol u fucked up the map, Germany is positioned wrong :)
2017-01-08 14:27:23
germans dont joke, we invade!
2017-01-11 15:54:37
same in every nordic country i think, no hate just banter hehexd
2017-01-11 15:55:36
Well russia and ukraine are hated by everyone.
2017-01-11 16:27:18
Why would Switzerland hate Austria?

Probably the last country any Swiss hates.

edit:


The picture literally says "Who do Europeans JOKE about most". Nothing about HATE, retarded OP can't even read properly.

And it's still wrong. I can't think of a single joke about Austria.


Post edited 2017-01-11 16:33:30
2017-01-11 16:30:02
Apparently in Soviet-Belarus it's illegal to make jokes.
2017-01-11 16:41:58
0/8
2017-01-11 20:46:16
Then why is it empty on the map?
2017-01-11 22:04:10
they are neutral
2017-01-11 22:07:58
lol poor Bosnia :D
2017-01-11 20:26:27
old picture

nowdays: Polskas hates = Germany, Muslims
Germany hates = Rapefugees and ofc Muslims lmao
2017-01-11 20:28:59
USA and Mexico
2017-01-11 21:55:13
i hate my own country
2017-01-11 23:12:29
uk should be france
2017-01-11 22:35:09
Poland is ok lol
2017-01-11 23:07:28
Nordic countries hates us feels bad man.
2017-01-12 00:19:26
Ukraine and Russian is true
2017-01-12 14:36:49

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