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(btw real portugal not banana portuguese)
(190 replies)
Created 2017-01-11 18:56 by: TheFitGuy
Favelas are good place
2017-01-11 18:57:39
As Favelas são bons lugares. Btw in our country we call turkey , Turquia.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:04:22
2017-01-11 18:58:10
Same as spain, arabs and france if iam not wrong
2017-01-11 20:15:16
no I known french they dont call turkey , turquia neither does the spaniards its a unique word from portuguese language
2017-01-11 20:16:24
Take some English lessons first mate ;D
2017-01-11 19:27:33
shots fired :D
2017-01-11 19:28:26
yea i forgot s but it doesn't matter for communication while speaking with non-native speaker xd

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:30:17
2017-01-11 19:29:46
Favelas are good places?
2017-01-11 19:30:31
it's true mate

edit: The favela is not a special place. There are many favelas

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:33:23
2017-01-11 19:30:59
reported
2017-01-11 19:32:01
jonathan E. will walk you out np
2017-01-12 16:01:46
raport for bullying
2017-01-12 16:05:27
ayyyy rekted by admin.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:32:27
2017-01-11 19:32:18
I mean , he wants to explain how to talk portuguese and not how to talk english , but whatever '-'
2017-01-11 19:57:41
savage
2017-01-11 21:01:46
filha da puta
2017-01-11 18:58:32
Filho* da puta

Filha is for girls, filho is for guys.

2017-01-11 19:00:29
damn :D
2017-01-11 19:01:03
btw in Portugal we call your country Ucrânia
2017-01-11 19:03:50
wtf :DD
2017-01-11 19:04:29
yes our language is too complex that we even change the name of countries. Expect some like China etc
2017-01-11 19:05:16
thats cool
2017-01-11 19:06:23
portuguese is basically a fucked up version of spanish.
2017-01-11 19:09:24
Nope it´s not, maybe if you spend more time in school instead of googling "how to grow up my penis in 1 month" you´d realize that

Have fun ;)
2017-01-11 19:13:21
ahahhahahah, he's totaly destroyed! GJ XD
2017-01-11 19:15:02
lol kid
2017-01-11 19:23:15
im ukranian rambo, so be careful
2017-01-11 19:38:59
+1 ahahahah
2017-01-11 19:24:04
no, spanish is a fucked up version of portuguese
2017-01-12 16:02:16

"our language is too complex that we even change the name of countries."
which country doesnt change names for countries? :P think most do
2017-01-12 15:51:24
In Brazil you can also say "filha da puta" cause is common
2017-01-11 20:31:46
ok, ty for advice
2017-01-11 21:42:56
is there a diffrence between portugese and favela portugese?

Post edited 2017-01-11 18:59:32
2017-01-11 18:58:35
Yes our is more complex and it has formal language and informal language while brazil they only have formal language, their portuguese is probably easier to understand if you are foreigner but if you really want in-depht of our wonderful complex language you have to learn our portuguese.
2017-01-11 18:59:39
"Our is more complex" rofl
"Formal and informal" Are you retarded? Every fucking language has an informal and a formal version.
2017-01-11 19:16:23
Portuguese from brazil does not have informal... And im comparing pt-pt from pt-br I dont known if you even realized that.
2017-01-11 19:16:57
Yes it does you fucking dumbass.
2017-01-11 19:19:25
Ok feel free to keep being deluded
2017-01-11 19:20:15
#80
Sad when foreigners knows more about your culture than you do.
2017-01-11 19:31:54
#61
do you have any idea how the portuguese language works?
lmao
2017-01-12 16:06:09
Loop? or just retarded? tuga fedido
2017-01-12 19:01:30
Shut up and learn before talking
2017-01-11 19:25:02
#80
Sad when foreigners knows more about your culture than you do.
2017-01-11 19:31:19
im portuguese and no it doesnt. tried to act smart but failed miserably
2017-01-11 19:30:53
I'm Brazilian and yes it does ;)
For further info... try google next time.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:48:11
2017-01-11 19:46:42
I knew that you are brazilian its easy to spot someone triggered by inferiority complex :>
2017-01-11 19:49:08
So triggered... I mean. I'm Brazilian afterall, but not only. My name should hint on some other info about me, right? Or is it THAT hard?

Post edited 2017-01-11 20:42:51
2017-01-11 20:41:51
Hahahahaha, you are dumb af
2017-01-11 19:31:09
>while brazil they only have formal language
Thats the most retarded thing ive ever read.
2017-01-11 19:50:14
Oh really? Tell me then why you guys call ur friends Voce and also someone that you dont known voce

So where is the difference? You might threat them differently but language wise nothing changes. Dont lie
2017-01-11 19:51:14
not, he's a just a typical retard poortuguese trying to fit in.
2017-01-11 19:34:57
LOL how am I a retarded? Are you fakeflagging? are you saying that our language is 100% similiar? Then you are a lier or just fakeflagging.
2017-01-11 19:36:21
you just created this thread to throw this little insult to brazilians

"(btw real portugal not banana portuguese)" typical poortuguese.
2017-01-11 19:40:05
owowowow look at me got triggered because of banana boohohoh im so trying to trigger brazilians, oh please get the dick out of ur ass the world is not about you I dont give a shit about u neither was this thread about u, only ur inferiorty complex is striking here.
2017-01-11 19:42:09
how to say fox is a bot and sk cheat in Portuguese?
2017-01-11 18:58:55
Fox é pato.

Os sk fazem batota
2017-01-11 19:01:05
Ty

Unless it's bs and you just told me to kill my self in Portuguese?

DUH DUH DUHHHH

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:10:09
2017-01-11 19:09:21
Nope I DONT promote suicide ;) Be happy and smoke weed.
2017-01-11 19:11:36
thank mr FitGuy
2017-01-11 19:22:22
bot = robot

2017-01-11 19:15:39
are u fucking serious? i mean, u MUST be b8ing so fucking hard, there is no way u guys talk like that, its so retarded the way portuguese people speak
2017-01-16 23:29:48
everyone knows that fox is a bot, dont need to translate :D
2017-01-11 19:02:09
Toda gente sabe que fox é pato, não é preciso traduzir.
2017-01-11 19:02:41
pato...ninguém diz pato só os azeiteiros

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:06:39
2017-01-11 19:06:18
Sim mas bot traduzido literalmente nao faria nenhum sentido.
2017-01-11 19:07:11
fox não e pato :(
2017-01-11 19:07:16
Bicha
2017-01-11 19:04:57
I see that alot brasilians think that bicha is a common word in portugal but its not.

Bicha is what some people from the north call faggots

"tu és ganda bicha óh mano"
2017-01-11 19:06:20
Thought bicha in PT-PT was the same as fila in PT-BR
2017-01-11 19:07:09
Nope I dont known who told you that. We call fila fila, but I may have heard some old guy say bicha once but that is pretty much non existent.
2017-01-11 19:07:56
actually, there are a few people who say bicha instead of fila. But only the azeiteiros.
2017-01-11 20:07:04
It is. Not a lot of people use it but yes
2017-01-11 21:41:01
Finishing our "normal" school system, doesn't give you any skills to be a teacher.
2017-01-11 19:05:50
im mongolian and live in austria. i guess now im a german and mongolian teacher. ill sign people up. only 100 euro per hour.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:12:32
2017-01-11 19:12:19
how to say i'm the best
2017-01-11 19:07:00
Aquele momento em que eu sei que és pt. E jogavas gathers na eurogather xddd
2017-01-11 19:21:11
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!! Dont talk about that :P
2017-01-11 19:48:48
In that moment i know you are from Algarve !! Use vpn before using this website!
2017-01-11 20:55:43
Nah brah... you're so wrong about that :D
2017-01-12 00:43:09
is there a big difference between spanish and portuguese?
2017-01-11 19:08:37
Yes big ass difference.

But keep in mind we portuguese people without any education we can understand good spanish and speak it bad, while spanish people on the other hand without education they cant speak neither understand portuguese.

Therefore everytime they come to portugal or we go to spain we have to speak spanish because they are so dumb to understand portuguese, I think its because portuguese language is so fucking complex, even I that studies portuguese language dont known how to speak it all.
2017-01-11 19:10:44
Yes. Imagine spanish = norsk ( looks like they have dicks in the mouth) and portuguese =swedish( beautiful and Clean language!
2017-01-11 19:31:48
norska isnt hard to understand, u must be talking about danska
2017-01-12 14:22:26
we can understand spanish pretty well though. It is still different. :P
2017-01-12 15:57:22
ola muchachos what's the name of my country in por language?
2017-01-11 19:09:19
Albânia

Muchacos is not portuguese.

In portuguese you say queridos.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:12:28
2017-01-11 19:12:08
Albânia
2017-01-11 19:13:09
Fuck u Oskah
2017-01-11 19:10:39
Vai-te foder Oskah
2017-01-11 19:13:51
sim huehuehuehue
2017-01-11 19:33:41
vai-se foder oskah
2017-01-12 15:43:08
I love big butts and I can not lie.
2017-01-11 19:13:35
Eu gosto de rabos grandes e não consigo mentir.

Btw in our country we call your country Dinamarca
2017-01-11 19:15:08
tf lol

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:15:38
2017-01-11 19:15:29
Btw shitmark = rednecks in portugal
2017-01-11 19:32:55
rednecks in Portugal = Alentejanos
2017-01-11 19:54:42
kill your self
2017-01-11 19:15:37
Mata-te.

Btw in our country we call your country. Estados Unidos da América.
2017-01-11 19:17:42
How similar is portugese to Spanish? I know Spanish like 50%
2017-01-11 19:24:02
read #34

If you speak 50% spanish then we can understand that 50% when you talk to us but you will not be able to understand our portuguese just by knowing spanish, therefore we would have to speak spanish for you to understand.

Best scenario would be just for you to speak english since its easier for both parties.
2017-01-11 19:26:05
I will rape your mum ? :) In portugese pls thx
2017-01-11 19:19:53
Eu vou violar a tua mãe.

Btw in our country we call your country Suíça
2017-01-11 19:21:32
how to pick up Portuguese grills?
2017-01-11 19:26:38
Show your foreign wallet :>
2017-01-11 19:27:12
+1 , (he knows)
2017-01-11 19:34:00
can you give me good phrases or sentences to say to a hot girl maybe?
2017-01-11 19:39:34
Praise her mustache
2017-01-11 20:07:12
How do you say Uff...You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac in portuguese?
2017-01-11 19:27:27
Uff... Tu quase me deste um ataque de terra, eu pensei o vac fox.

BTW Alemanha it´s the name of germany in portuguese.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:29:21
2017-01-11 19:28:50
Almanya in turkish as well xd
2017-01-11 20:59:00
nobody cares it's translating to Portuguese not kebab
2017-01-12 15:45:05
nobody cares it's translating to Portuguese not kebab
2017-01-12 15:50:58
translate please

Uff.. You almosted give me earth attack, I think a Fox vac

shit nigga the german was faster than me :(

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:30:06
2017-01-11 19:29:44
I just did above you

Also we call your contry Noruega.
2017-01-11 19:30:30
I edited before you answered xD
2017-01-11 19:30:58
translate: arriba amigos let's drink tequila ai ai ai
2017-01-11 19:32:25
Arriba is spanish
2017-01-11 23:23:32
it's not the same shit?
2017-01-11 23:28:11
Ye same shit like scadinavians
2017-01-11 23:30:24
let's compare, how do you say stupid in both languages?
2017-01-11 23:46:38
same shit
2017-01-12 03:02:11
hahahahahha ur argument doesn't work, portuguese and spanish are the same dog shit accept that
2017-01-12 12:37:25
I accept but scadinavian still the same shit
2017-01-12 15:26:48
If you're drunk, yes
2017-01-12 16:09:23
Stop we all know it's the same shit, don't cry it's the reality
2017-01-12 16:10:52
classic poortugal right here trying to fit in, there are no relevant differences between pt-portuguese and br-portuguese in grammar. we only have very different accents.
2017-01-11 19:37:39
NO relevant differences xdd

This bait is too bad, sure no differences, thats why when a foreigner from brasil come to portuguese school he takes years to know how to read a portuguese text without choking every 3 seconds. Because our language has no differences :>
2017-01-11 19:38:30
brazilians who immigrate to portugal must be like < 70 iq anyway. I read some portuguese literature on my high school times and I had no problem.
2017-01-11 19:43:41
yes sure bro, <70 iQ aka 99% of brasilians that come here then are low iQ nice lies. Our language has differences stop acting like it hasnt lol.


So if there are no differences try to translate what im saying

Dred deixa disso és bueda mofino e agora tás ai dar para ché.
2017-01-11 19:47:02
you're using local slangs retard, when it comes to proper grammar there are very few differences. brazilians also use a lot of slangs in regular basis rather than formal language.
2017-01-11 19:55:48
You are so dumb ahahha your casual language = informal language thats pretty much what you are saying.
2017-01-11 19:57:10
ok how do i say: purity your dad is a one legged fisherman and your mother is a beanpicker with a lazy eye and a bent spine
2017-01-11 19:41:38
how do you say you?
2017-01-11 19:54:32
Portuguese from Portugal is sure one of the most disgusting things you will ever hear, they all talk with spanish accent and a faggot way to pronounce, they sound like a bunch of pussy speaking, you cant even take a man seriously if he is speaking pt portuguese, been to Portugal like 4 times and I always get tired of listening pt portuguese, so ugly.
2017-01-11 19:55:19
AND EXACTLY THAT IS HOW BRAZILIANS SOUND TO EU AS WELL.
2017-01-11 19:56:51
When i was traveling in US, got asked sometimes if I was speaking french with my friends, no one tought it was portuguese. BR portuguese is far from being an ugly language.
2017-01-11 20:01:02
it is the most ugly language existing beside french and danish
2017-01-11 20:02:00
french and danish ugly? I really wonder whats your standarts.
2017-01-11 20:04:11
yes
2017-01-11 20:04:32
hHAHAHA first of all yes french is a very nice language indeed but ur portuguese does not sound anything like french it sounds like spanish from mexico, its sounds loose and cheerful but its not even same level of languages that have been around for ages, also danish is indeed ugly as fuck jsut proves that u known shit.
2017-01-11 20:07:08
How do I say "I'm an unemployed portuguese male who dreams of living off mopping floors in England" in spanish from Portugal?
2017-01-11 19:56:45
why you love bot fox not god smithzzz
2017-01-11 20:03:50
You hate us because you people stole more than 1 million tons of gold of our country and you continue poor and dumb....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TSTv_AXTbbA/U26p1uvgzqI/..
2017-01-11 20:46:05
"Biography
h8 b8 - I live in a shit country!"

Nice words
2017-01-13 03:11:58
foxJ > world
2017-01-11 21:00:25
Why do people from my country post on HLTV and make us look like retard, I do not know.
2017-01-11 21:20:20
i know how you feel.
2017-01-12 04:03:09
we're on the same boat mate
2017-01-14 01:30:29
Disclaimer: People from Portugal, before posting on HLTV please think and don't make our country look retarded, thank you.
2017-01-11 21:23:03
What are the major differences between PT-PT and PT-BR? I might be going to Portugal soon and I don't want to make silly mistakes.
2017-01-11 22:03:58
Is there any difference between portraguese and brazilian portuguese?
2017-01-11 23:26:13
a few. a portuguese guy and a brazilian guy can chat without big problems IF both don't use slang
2017-01-12 04:11:19
Jonathan E. - HLTV.org
#221
Post the text you want to have translated to Portuguese in English.
This isn't a thread to chat in Portuguese. For that use the related user's guestbook or the site private message system. Thank you.

@OP and others - It is Brazilian Portuguese not Banana/Favela Portuguese. Don't complain afterwards if you end up punished for this kind of behaviour.
2017-01-12 06:34:21
i want to show what i know in spanish and want to know what this is in portuguese and u delete my comment? LUL
2017-01-12 14:20:45
Jonathan E. - HLTV.org
#246
Non-English = deletion.
2017-01-13 02:49:29
ROFL
2017-01-12 14:25:59
HAHAHAHAHA
2017-01-12 16:02:58
is this the Legend Jonathan E. 27 ???
2017-01-12 16:22:23
Jonathan my lord and savior
2017-01-14 01:26:47
Hide ur wife , hide ur children.

Jonathan is here with the hammer

2017-01-12 16:03:47
Esconda sua mulher,esconda as suas crianças
Jonathan está cá com um martelo.
2017-01-12 16:20:30
how we can say "I'm manoel and I own padaria" in portuguese my friend?
2017-01-13 02:55:09
cn u trans:"I wanna hug your beautiful tits"
2017-01-13 03:14:15
quero abraçar as tuas lindas tetas
2017-01-13 03:45:58
I= Eu
Wanna = quero
Hug = abraçar
your = as tuas
beautiful = linda(s) (s-for plural)
tits = tetas
2017-01-13 03:47:58
ty man you are good
2017-01-13 17:34:20

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