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(btw real portugal not banana portuguese)
(190 replies)
Created 2017-01-11 18:56 by: TheFitGuy
Favelas are good place
2017-01-11 18:57:39
As Favelas são bons lugares. Btw in our country we call turkey , Turquia.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:04:22
2017-01-11 18:58:10
Same as spain, arabs and france if iam not wrong
2017-01-11 20:15:16
no I known french they dont call turkey , turquia neither does the spaniards its a unique word from portuguese language
2017-01-11 20:16:24
Take some English lessons first mate ;D
2017-01-11 19:27:33
shots fired :D
2017-01-11 19:28:26
yea i forgot s but it doesn't matter for communication while speaking with non-native speaker xd

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:30:17
2017-01-11 19:29:46
Favelas are good places?
2017-01-11 19:30:31
it's true mate

edit: The favela is not a special place. There are many favelas

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:33:23
2017-01-11 19:30:59
2017-01-11 19:32:01
jonathan E. will walk you out np
2017-01-12 16:01:46
raport for bullying
2017-01-12 16:05:27
ayyyy rekted by admin.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:32:27
2017-01-11 19:32:18
I mean , he wants to explain how to talk portuguese and not how to talk english , but whatever '-'
2017-01-11 19:57:41
2017-01-11 21:01:46
filha da puta
2017-01-11 18:58:32
Filho* da puta

Filha is for girls, filho is for guys.

2017-01-11 19:00:29
damn :D
2017-01-11 19:01:03
btw in Portugal we call your country Ucrânia
2017-01-11 19:03:50
wtf :DD
2017-01-11 19:04:29
yes our language is too complex that we even change the name of countries. Expect some like China etc
2017-01-11 19:05:16
thats cool
2017-01-11 19:06:23
portuguese is basically a fucked up version of spanish.
2017-01-11 19:09:24
Nope it´s not, maybe if you spend more time in school instead of googling "how to grow up my penis in 1 month" you´d realize that

Have fun ;)
2017-01-11 19:13:21
ahahhahahah, he's totaly destroyed! GJ XD
2017-01-11 19:15:02
lol kid
2017-01-11 19:23:15
im ukranian rambo, so be careful
2017-01-11 19:38:59
+1 ahahahah
2017-01-11 19:24:04
no, spanish is a fucked up version of portuguese
2017-01-12 16:02:16

"our language is too complex that we even change the name of countries."
which country doesnt change names for countries? :P think most do
2017-01-12 15:51:24
In Brazil you can also say "filha da puta" cause is common
2017-01-11 20:31:46
ok, ty for advice
2017-01-11 21:42:56
is there a diffrence between portugese and favela portugese?

Post edited 2017-01-11 18:59:32
2017-01-11 18:58:35
Yes our is more complex and it has formal language and informal language while brazil they only have formal language, their portuguese is probably easier to understand if you are foreigner but if you really want in-depht of our wonderful complex language you have to learn our portuguese.
2017-01-11 18:59:39
"Our is more complex" rofl
"Formal and informal" Are you retarded? Every fucking language has an informal and a formal version.
2017-01-11 19:16:23
Portuguese from brazil does not have informal... And im comparing pt-pt from pt-br I dont known if you even realized that.
2017-01-11 19:16:57
Yes it does you fucking dumbass.
2017-01-11 19:19:25
Ok feel free to keep being deluded
2017-01-11 19:20:15
Sad when foreigners knows more about your culture than you do.
2017-01-11 19:31:54
do you have any idea how the portuguese language works?
2017-01-12 16:06:09
Loop? or just retarded? tuga fedido
2017-01-12 19:01:30
He is right in brasil only formal. There is really no difference if Im speaking to doctor or friend
2017-01-11 19:23:06
xd that does not even say anything hahahaha its just says the difference between formal language and informal language it does not say anything else and how its spoken in pt.br

bad bait is bad, btw fakeflag?
2017-01-11 19:32:12
It states what is informal and formal in PTBR and when you should use it. What exactly do you want, an entire gramática textbook from a reputed Brazilian grammarist?
2017-01-11 19:33:45
hahaahahaha you are fucking retarded you are so fakeflagging from brasil its so obvious

That site u sended is not saying that brasilians have informal language you dumbfuck its just explaining the difference between informal language and formal language, you are so fucking tard

Formal language = Eu gosto de voce

Informal language = Eu gosto de ti

In brasil they only say the formal language for both doctor and people they dont known and to their friends, while in portuguese from portugal we use both informal and formal for different types of person

GTFO now
2017-01-11 19:35:26
What does fakeflagging have to do with it? Is it that hard to elaborate an argument against what I said?
It is explaining the difference BECAUSE IT DOES EXIST. Informal is the colloquial way. You don't WRITE A PAPER the same way you post on a forum. That's informal vs formal, vulgar vs culto.
2017-01-11 19:38:25
Besides, in Brazil, there's a lot of difference depending on your social class and region. So yes, they do. It is not only about talking to a Doctor and talking to your friends. If that is the best example you can give (which you pretty much copied from our brazillian friend up there in the comments) then you pretty much have no clue what you are talking about.
And to add, the existence of a formal and informal version has nothing to do entirely with the language spoken. It is a social thing. Every place have an informal and formal version. You don't talk to your boss the same way you talk to your girlfriend. Oh, you say "porra" when talking to your Dr.? Good fucking job, retard!!!

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:42:31
2017-01-11 19:40:15

10/10 for triggering me I cant explain fucking autists any longer

Ok please explain me so how would a brasilian speak to a doctor then to his close friend, Come on tell me IM waiting.
2017-01-11 19:41:07
Why are you so focused on Doctors? Anyways. You usually won't use bad language when talking to a Doctor? Or a Priest? Or your fucking boss?
Formal and "informalness" does not depend on language.
Another difference is in books (usually formal, but not necessarily) vs spoken language (most of the time informal)

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:45:38
2017-01-11 19:43:59
Ok bro you have the trophy you win this argument for forfeit of my sanity.
2017-01-11 19:45:20
Your sanity or your bad English skills?
2017-01-11 19:45:55
m8 I speak 4 languages and 2 dialects do you really wanna go this path?
2017-01-11 19:48:22
Clearly English isn't one of them. At least not properly.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:49:23
2017-01-11 19:49:13
Sure that´s why I´ve finished my english subject level 4 since you could not refute any of my prior arguments you try to bash on my language when im obvious not even trying to speak it properly.

Keep on being delusional :>
2017-01-11 19:50:00
I could not? You barely made an argument. Unless you think pointing out that I'm fakeflagging is an argument?
Funny how you changed the way you write in #126 compared to your other comments. rofl
2017-01-11 20:39:57
Im pretty sure he`s trying to bait with the "theres no informal vs formal way in pt-br" thing.They think we write essays and serious article the same way we speak with our friends and shit.Pretty sure he knows thats not the case but he is a known attention whore and you satisfied his weird fetish perfectly.
2017-01-13 03:12:50
He barely knows what the differences are teehe
Você vs Tu!!! FORMAL VS INFORMAL!!!111
2017-01-14 16:55:14
You're destroyed, unoccupied Down's Syndrome teenager. Just desappear.
2017-01-11 22:14:35
Ok, i can explain it to you, just pretend that i'm talking to a doctor in the first sentence and in the second to a close friend. And btw, Brazil is so big that the informal vocabulary can change depending on where you are.

Olá, doutor, tudo bem? O meu filho está com alguns problemas de atenção na escola, o que você acha disso?

E aí brother, beleza? O meu filho tá cheio de problema na escola por causa de atenção, sabe? Que que tu acha disso aí?

Actually i barely engaged on the informal vocabulary on this sentence, but you can see that yes, the difference exists.
(i'm not trying to be rude or to back up the other BR fella, i just want to make a point, because well, i live here :p)
And well, we have a huge informal vocabulary, i can say since i live in rio and the favelas have some neat vocabulary
2017-01-11 19:51:30
First of all read what you said again

1st setence you just speak properly portuguese

2nd setence you talked casual pt-br , you are saying things like brother, beleza all of that is brasilian slang

Stop trying to defend something that its not worth by showing such retarded argument.

Pt-pt also have casual language. but we are not talking about casual language im talking about actual language, and in brasil you say voce for both formal and informal and thats a fact.
2017-01-11 19:53:44
Nope. Você is only used in some regions. Some more than others. See how clueless you are?
Just for the laughs, google "eu gosto de ti" site:.br and you get 36k results from br sites, then google "eu gosto de ti" site:.pt, 16k
I mean... Brazil is bigger, but for someone that just said nobody speaks like that in Brazil, that says otherwise.
Btw, that's assuming the difference between formal and informal can be reduced to that only, which in fact isn't true.
Also, casual language is a form of informal language. It can't be formal and casual at the same time.

Post edited 2017-01-11 20:49:57
2017-01-11 20:41:06
You have to understand that we have our own way to classify words to an informal/formal way and they are both much different than PT-PT simply because we speak a language that dropped A LOT of PT-PT words and tendencies,thats why comparing the voce/tu thing is really dumb,simply because its different to us.If you could find a way to see how the PT-BR is taught on schools you would understand what im talking about.The formal/informal way in PT-PT is different to ours.

"Oh but thats because brazilians are dumb and lazy and bla bla bla"
No my tuga friends, its simply because our PT suffered a lot of influence from other cultures like the natives and africans, and other languages too like the millions and millions of immigrants that went to our country(germans,poles,italians and so on).I dont want to explain to you why all these different people having to live in the same country and speak the official language led to the millions of varients between PT-PT and PT-BR but i think you got the picture right?Hell, theres still to this day villages where they still dont speak portuguese, still stuck to polish and german, not to mention the natives.

Post edited 2017-01-13 03:26:16
2017-01-13 03:24:56
a gramática from a brazilian is not a valid point in an argument..
2017-01-13 03:05:03

This is about pt-pt, in English. Same shit with pt-br. Thus, concluding that both languages have formal and informal variations, which is pretty expected since the dawn of time. The existence of the Portuguese language is due to a lot of retards not being able to speak Latin properly and mixing it up with other languages.
2017-01-11 19:36:47
Shut up and learn before talking
2017-01-11 19:25:02
Sad when foreigners knows more about your culture than you do.
2017-01-11 19:31:19
im portuguese and no it doesnt. tried to act smart but failed miserably
2017-01-11 19:30:53
I'm Brazilian and yes it does ;)
For further info... try google next time.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:48:11
2017-01-11 19:46:42
I knew that you are brazilian its easy to spot someone triggered by inferiority complex :>
2017-01-11 19:49:08
So triggered... I mean. I'm Brazilian afterall, but not only. My name should hint on some other info about me, right? Or is it THAT hard?

Post edited 2017-01-11 20:42:51
2017-01-11 20:41:51
Hahahahaha, you are dumb af
2017-01-11 19:31:09
>while brazil they only have formal language
Thats the most retarded thing ive ever read.
2017-01-11 19:50:14
Oh really? Tell me then why you guys call ur friends Voce and also someone that you dont known voce

So where is the difference? You might threat them differently but language wise nothing changes. Dont lie
2017-01-11 19:51:14
not, he's a just a typical retard poortuguese trying to fit in.
2017-01-11 19:34:57
LOL how am I a retarded? Are you fakeflagging? are you saying that our language is 100% similiar? Then you are a lier or just fakeflagging.
2017-01-11 19:36:21
you just created this thread to throw this little insult to brazilians

"(btw real portugal not banana portuguese)" typical poortuguese.
2017-01-11 19:40:05
owowowow look at me got triggered because of banana boohohoh im so trying to trigger brazilians, oh please get the dick out of ur ass the world is not about you I dont give a shit about u neither was this thread about u, only ur inferiorty complex is striking here.
2017-01-11 19:42:09
how to say fox is a bot and sk cheat in Portuguese?
2017-01-11 18:58:55
Fox é pato.

Os sk fazem batota
2017-01-11 19:01:05

Unless it's bs and you just told me to kill my self in Portuguese?


Post edited 2017-01-11 19:10:09
2017-01-11 19:09:21
Nope I DONT promote suicide ;) Be happy and smoke weed.
2017-01-11 19:11:36
thank mr FitGuy
2017-01-11 19:22:22
bot = robot

2017-01-11 19:15:39
are u fucking serious? i mean, u MUST be b8ing so fucking hard, there is no way u guys talk like that, its so retarded the way portuguese people speak
2017-01-16 23:29:48
everyone knows that fox is a bot, dont need to translate :D
2017-01-11 19:02:09
Toda gente sabe que fox é pato, não é preciso traduzir.
2017-01-11 19:02:41
pato...ninguém diz pato só os azeiteiros

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:06:39
2017-01-11 19:06:18
Sim mas bot traduzido literalmente nao faria nenhum sentido.
2017-01-11 19:07:11
fox não e pato :(
2017-01-11 19:07:16
2017-01-11 19:04:57
I see that alot brasilians think that bicha is a common word in portugal but its not.

Bicha is what some people from the north call faggots

"tu és ganda bicha óh mano"
2017-01-11 19:06:20
Thought bicha in PT-PT was the same as fila in PT-BR
2017-01-11 19:07:09
Nope I dont known who told you that. We call fila fila, but I may have heard some old guy say bicha once but that is pretty much non existent.
2017-01-11 19:07:56
actually, there are a few people who say bicha instead of fila. But only the azeiteiros.
2017-01-11 20:07:04
It is. Not a lot of people use it but yes
2017-01-11 21:41:01
Finishing our "normal" school system, doesn't give you any skills to be a teacher.
2017-01-11 19:05:50
im mongolian and live in austria. i guess now im a german and mongolian teacher. ill sign people up. only 100 euro per hour.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:12:32
2017-01-11 19:12:19
how to say i'm the best
2017-01-11 19:07:00
Aquele momento em que eu sei que és pt. E jogavas gathers na eurogather xddd
2017-01-11 19:21:11
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!! Dont talk about that :P
2017-01-11 19:48:48
In that moment i know you are from Algarve !! Use vpn before using this website!
2017-01-11 20:55:43
Nah brah... you're so wrong about that :D
2017-01-12 00:43:09
is there a big difference between spanish and portuguese?
2017-01-11 19:08:37
Yes big ass difference.

But keep in mind we portuguese people without any education we can understand good spanish and speak it bad, while spanish people on the other hand without education they cant speak neither understand portuguese.

Therefore everytime they come to portugal or we go to spain we have to speak spanish because they are so dumb to understand portuguese, I think its because portuguese language is so fucking complex, even I that studies portuguese language dont known how to speak it all.
2017-01-11 19:10:44
Yes. Imagine spanish = norsk ( looks like they have dicks in the mouth) and portuguese =swedish( beautiful and Clean language!
2017-01-11 19:31:48
norska isnt hard to understand, u must be talking about danska
2017-01-12 14:22:26
we can understand spanish pretty well though. It is still different. :P
2017-01-12 15:57:22
ola muchachos what's the name of my country in por language?
2017-01-11 19:09:19

Muchacos is not portuguese.

In portuguese you say queridos.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:12:28
2017-01-11 19:12:08
2017-01-11 19:13:09
Fuck u Oskah
2017-01-11 19:10:39
Vai-te foder Oskah
2017-01-11 19:13:51
sim huehuehuehue
2017-01-11 19:33:41
vai-se foder oskah
2017-01-12 15:43:08
I love big butts and I can not lie.
2017-01-11 19:13:35
Eu gosto de rabos grandes e não consigo mentir.

Btw in our country we call your country Dinamarca
2017-01-11 19:15:08
tf lol

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:15:38
2017-01-11 19:15:29
Btw shitmark = rednecks in portugal
2017-01-11 19:32:55
rednecks in Portugal = Alentejanos
2017-01-11 19:54:42
kill your self
2017-01-11 19:15:37

Btw in our country we call your country. Estados Unidos da América.
2017-01-11 19:17:42
How similar is portugese to Spanish? I know Spanish like 50%
2017-01-11 19:24:02
read #34

If you speak 50% spanish then we can understand that 50% when you talk to us but you will not be able to understand our portuguese just by knowing spanish, therefore we would have to speak spanish for you to understand.

Best scenario would be just for you to speak english since its easier for both parties.
2017-01-11 19:26:05
I will rape your mum ? :) In portugese pls thx
2017-01-11 19:19:53
Eu vou violar a tua mãe.

Btw in our country we call your country Suíça
2017-01-11 19:21:32
how to pick up Portuguese grills?
2017-01-11 19:26:38
Show your foreign wallet :>
2017-01-11 19:27:12
+1 , (he knows)
2017-01-11 19:34:00
can you give me good phrases or sentences to say to a hot girl maybe?
2017-01-11 19:39:34
Praise her mustache
2017-01-11 20:07:12
How do you say Uff...You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac in portuguese?
2017-01-11 19:27:27
Uff... Tu quase me deste um ataque de terra, eu pensei o vac fox.

BTW Alemanha it´s the name of germany in portuguese.

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:29:21
2017-01-11 19:28:50
Almanya in turkish as well xd
2017-01-11 20:59:00
nobody cares it's translating to Portuguese not kebab
2017-01-12 15:45:05
nobody cares it's translating to Portuguese not kebab
2017-01-12 15:50:58
translate please

Uff.. You almosted give me earth attack, I think a Fox vac

shit nigga the german was faster than me :(

Post edited 2017-01-11 19:30:06
2017-01-11 19:29:44
I just did above you

Also we call your contry Noruega.
2017-01-11 19:30:30
I edited before you answered xD
2017-01-11 19:30:58
translate: arriba amigos let's drink tequila ai ai ai
2017-01-11 19:32:25
Arriba is spanish
2017-01-11 23:23:32
it's not the same shit?
2017-01-11 23:28:11
Ye same shit like scadinavians
2017-01-11 23:30:24
let's compare, how do you say stupid in both languages?
2017-01-11 23:46:38
same shit
2017-01-12 03:02:11
hahahahahha ur argument doesn't work, portuguese and spanish are the same dog shit accept that
2017-01-12 12:37:25
I accept but scadinavian still the same shit
2017-01-12 15:26:48
If you're drunk, yes
2017-01-12 16:09:23
Stop we all know it's the same shit, don't cry it's the reality
2017-01-12 16:10:52
classic poortugal right here trying to fit in, there are no relevant differences between pt-portuguese and br-portuguese in grammar. we only have very different accents.
2017-01-11 19:37:39
NO relevant differences xdd

This bait is too bad, sure no differences, thats why when a foreigner from brasil come to portuguese school he takes years to know how to read a portuguese text without choking every 3 seconds. Because our language has no differences :>
2017-01-11 19:38:30
brazilians who immigrate to portugal must be like < 70 iq anyway. I read some portuguese literature on my high school times and I had no problem.
2017-01-11 19:43:41
yes sure bro, <70 iQ aka 99% of brasilians that come here then are low iQ nice lies. Our language has differences stop acting like it hasnt lol.

So if there are no differences try to translate what im saying

Dred deixa disso és bueda mofino e agora tás ai dar para ché.
2017-01-11 19:47:02
you're using local slangs retard, when it comes to proper grammar there are very few differences. brazilians also use a lot of slangs in regular basis rather than formal language.
2017-01-11 19:55:48
You are so dumb ahahha your casual language = informal language thats pretty much what you are saying.
2017-01-11 19:57:10
ok how do i say: purity your dad is a one legged fisherman and your mother is a beanpicker with a lazy eye and a bent spine
2017-01-11 19:41:38
how do you say you?
2017-01-11 19:54:32
Portuguese from Portugal is sure one of the most disgusting things you will ever hear, they all talk with spanish accent and a faggot way to pronounce, they sound like a bunch of pussy speaking, you cant even take a man seriously if he is speaking pt portuguese, been to Portugal like 4 times and I always get tired of listening pt portuguese, so ugly.
2017-01-11 19:55:19
2017-01-11 19:56:51
When i was traveling in US, got asked sometimes if I was speaking french with my friends, no one tought it was portuguese. BR portuguese is far from being an ugly language.
2017-01-11 20:01:02
it is the most ugly language existing beside french and danish
2017-01-11 20:02:00
french and danish ugly? I really wonder whats your standarts.
2017-01-11 20:04:11
2017-01-11 20:04:32
hHAHAHA first of all yes french is a very nice language indeed but ur portuguese does not sound anything like french it sounds like spanish from mexico, its sounds loose and cheerful but its not even same level of languages that have been around for ages, also danish is indeed ugly as fuck jsut proves that u known shit.
2017-01-11 20:07:08
How do I say "I'm an unemployed portuguese male who dreams of living off mopping floors in England" in spanish from Portugal?
2017-01-11 19:56:45
why you love bot fox not god smithzzz
2017-01-11 20:03:50
You hate us because you people stole more than 1 million tons of gold of our country and you continue poor and dumb....

2017-01-11 20:46:05
h8 b8 - I live in a shit country!"

Nice words
2017-01-13 03:11:58
foxJ > world
2017-01-11 21:00:25
Why do people from my country post on HLTV and make us look like retard, I do not know.
2017-01-11 21:20:20
i know how you feel.
2017-01-12 04:03:09
we're on the same boat mate
2017-01-14 01:30:29
Disclaimer: People from Portugal, before posting on HLTV please think and don't make our country look retarded, thank you.
2017-01-11 21:23:03
What are the major differences between PT-PT and PT-BR? I might be going to Portugal soon and I don't want to make silly mistakes.
2017-01-11 22:03:58
Is there any difference between portraguese and brazilian portuguese?
2017-01-11 23:26:13
a few. a portuguese guy and a brazilian guy can chat without big problems IF both don't use slang
2017-01-12 04:11:19
Jonathan E. - HLTV.org
Post the text you want to have translated to Portuguese in English.
This isn't a thread to chat in Portuguese. For that use the related user's guestbook or the site private message system. Thank you.

@OP and others - It is Brazilian Portuguese not Banana/Favela Portuguese. Don't complain afterwards if you end up punished for this kind of behaviour.
2017-01-12 06:34:21
i want to show what i know in spanish and want to know what this is in portuguese and u delete my comment? LUL
2017-01-12 14:20:45
Jonathan E. - HLTV.org
Non-English = deletion.
2017-01-13 02:49:29
2017-01-12 14:25:59
2017-01-12 16:02:58
is this the Legend Jonathan E. 27 ???
2017-01-12 16:22:23
Jonathan my lord and savior
2017-01-14 01:26:47
Hide ur wife , hide ur children.

Jonathan is here with the hammer

2017-01-12 16:03:47
Esconda sua mulher,esconda as suas crianças
Jonathan está cá com um martelo.
2017-01-12 16:20:30
how we can say "I'm manoel and I own padaria" in portuguese my friend?
2017-01-13 02:55:09
cn u trans:"I wanna hug your beautiful tits"
2017-01-13 03:14:15
quero abraçar as tuas lindas tetas
2017-01-13 03:45:58
I= Eu
Wanna = quero
Hug = abraçar
your = as tuas
beautiful = linda(s) (s-for plural)
tits = tetas
2017-01-13 03:47:58
ty man you are good
2017-01-13 17:34:20

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