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The Ballad of Sir Hiko
The Ballad of Sir Hiko the Stout

My name is Spencer Martin
I am fat and always fartin'
I used to play well
But now I just smell.

I wanted to join iBP with swag
But he was banned for being a fag
To liquid I went, replacing flowsick
Haha, he was bad; he suck dick

I got s1mple and he carried us far
Because of him, i got money and a new car
But he left us because I am so shit
I am so stinky, just like my armpit

Now I am very alone and sad
No one wants me cuz I'm bad
Maybe optic will take me for now
But alas, I'm still an overweight clown.
(55 replies)
Created 2017-02-02 03:11 by: f1nchy
9/10

Only the flowsick / dick part didnt make much sense.
2017-02-02 03:13:15
Flowsick was really bad xD
2017-02-02 03:14:28
liquid flowsick > liquid NAF and adreN
2017-02-02 04:02:34
KLOLOLOL
2017-02-02 07:37:09
NAF and adren were quite shit, but there's nothing worse than liquid flowsick.
2017-02-02 12:33:58
Whomst is they
2017-02-02 12:57:31
omg this sentence is perfect
2017-02-02 15:20:43
Theyst the worst
2017-02-02 15:25:13
LOL



flowsick literally should be jailed for the money he stole from that org. he probably blackmailed the liquid owner somehow to get paid.
2017-02-02 13:55:20
no focking way
2017-02-02 16:48:42
I want to cri
2017-02-02 03:21:08
Don't cry; rejoice, for the lord hath provided you the green earth and all of its bounty
2017-02-02 03:34:06
bump: don't let this beautiful piece of art die
2017-02-02 03:59:02
bump
2017-02-02 14:01:35
bump (2nd acc)
2017-02-02 15:21:13
rofl
2017-02-02 04:06:58
:D
2017-02-02 04:22:17
lol, that was really mean albeit funny
2017-02-02 04:23:50
True art is passionate, relentless, and indiscriminately ruthless.
2017-02-02 04:30:06
gj
2017-02-02 07:25:42
Best poem ive ever seen
2017-02-02 07:27:02
hiko joining optic will be too OP
2017-02-02 07:41:43
Nah, liquid is gonna be poop
2017-02-02 12:41:20
they are already poop doe?

i rate the poem 9/10 btw.
2017-02-02 12:47:41
Woops, I meant to say optic is gonna be poop
Liquid my actually become really good. Nitr0 should start playing better since he will no longer have to IGL. Elige is still a lil monster, and JDM and pimp are solid. Stan as an IGL and semi-decent fragger will help out.
2017-02-02 12:55:40
Lol
2017-02-02 07:47:33
9/10 !
2017-02-02 07:58:03
Lool
2017-02-02 08:14:31
great poem. Must be tutored in fnatic academy
2017-02-02 12:56:13
Cadian gave me lessons
2017-02-02 13:25:36
How much did your ADR drop?
2017-02-02 15:31:57
So much that I got cut from my team and had to play with Bulgarians
2017-02-02 15:50:23
Is this happens because we are from BULGARIA?
2017-02-02 16:42:31
My name is Emiliyan the great
I come from Bulgaria, do not hate

I went to CS minor and won
But my team died, so I'm done
Back to Bulgaria I go
Empty handed, feeling low
2017-02-02 17:40:27
10/10
2017-02-02 20:10:13
Thanks man
2017-02-02 20:32:54
Beautiful 10/10
2017-02-02 12:58:14
Thanks :)
2017-02-02 13:52:17
still better than chris brown
2017-02-02 13:00:17
+1
2017-02-02 13:29:01
I smiled.
2017-02-02 13:13:48
god damn you made my morning lol
2017-02-02 13:56:32
:D
2017-02-02 14:29:49
10/8 great job
2017-02-02 14:04:10
Thanks
2017-02-02 15:18:12
Gold
2017-02-02 16:46:51
I am King Midas and everything I touch turns to gold
2017-02-02 17:42:46
Wow n1 bro
2017-02-02 16:50:46
Bump
This beauty of art cant die

Post edited 2017-02-02 16:52:58
2017-02-02 16:52:51
nt weeb
2017-02-02 20:36:11
arigato wagachi awa desu
2017-02-02 23:17:36
tbh best thing i've seen on hltv this year
i give you a legitimate 10/10
2017-02-17 20:34:52
great
2017-02-17 20:36:32
fire
2017-02-17 20:37:56

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