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polish movies
can you suggest me some good ones pls hltv army
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Created 2017-02-17 16:02 by: crispcleanlockbois
2017-02-17 16:02:27
Men don't cry. (chlopaki nie placza) is a very good comedy.
2017-02-17 16:03:13
2017-02-17 20:09:55
Chlopaki nie placza
Czas surferow
2017-02-17 16:03:33
thanks man :D
2017-02-17 16:43:02
>polish movies
>good movies
choose one
2017-02-17 16:04:33
2017-02-17 16:04:58
comedies are pretty good.
2017-02-17 16:11:35
common there must be decent ones :D
2017-02-17 16:41:23
only old comedies like "Chlopaki Nie Placza" "Killer" "killerow dwoch" "Dzien Swira" just look for a old comedies with actor Cezary Pazura he was the best. And not comedy "Pianista" "Bogowie" and "Pitbull"
Also from new style comedy good are- "Jobs","Testosteron","Czas surferów"

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:03:48
2017-02-17 18:01:01
Ty dude <3
2017-02-17 18:12:46
dude, how are you going to watch polish movies if the only polish word you know is kurwa
2017-02-17 18:36:17
I dont, nt :D
2017-02-17 18:38:21
there isnt any good polish movie..
2017-02-17 16:05:50
suggest me a decent one please
2017-02-17 16:41:54
u are stupid as fuck
2017-02-17 20:48:04
edit: wolyn

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:06:29
2017-02-17 16:06:20
killer, killerow dwoch, chlopaki nie placza, czas surferow, pitbull, pitbull: nowe porzadki, pitbull: niebezpieczne kobiety
2017-02-17 16:08:31
thanks man, useful list !:)
2017-02-17 16:42:29
"Nie lubie poniedzialkow" One of my favourites
2017-02-17 18:23:58
2017-02-17 16:11:15
Jak rozpetalem Druga Wojna Swiatowa
How i enleashed second world war

U got subtitles there in English. There are loads of German Language there. One of my favourite movies.

Guy travels around the world (mainly Europe), during WW2 joining different armies (hence why loads of different languages in the movie). It's a fucking comedy and scene in English camp is pure Class :D

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:47:05
2017-02-17 16:46:03
thanks mate :D sounds really interesting!
2017-02-17 17:41:28
If u want to impress her, just learn how to say Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz perfectly and she is yours ^^.
2017-02-17 19:16:21
Any preferences? A bit mroe "serious" movies are: The pianist, Wolyn, Bogowie. Full list you can see in here (with dates when film was made)

2017-02-17 16:48:18
The Pianist is not a Polish movie.
2017-02-17 17:46:12
It's made by a polish director, directed mainly in Poland, just founded and created in hollwood which is not surprising at all
2017-02-17 17:49:58
Most actors are Americans and they speak English.
2017-02-17 18:02:45
so? Jesus you think best movies are only mady by Amercicans?
rezyseria: Roman Polanski
scenariusz: Ronald Harwood
gatunek: Biograficzny Dramat Wojenny
produkcja: Francja Niemcy Polska Wielka Brytania
premiera: 24 maja 2002 (&#347;wiat)
boxoffice: $120 072 577


and if you dont trust polish side there is a note form IMDb:


Official Sites: Official Facebook | Official Site [United States]
Country: France | Poland | Germany | UK
Language: English | German | Russian
Release Date: 25 September 2002 (France) See more »
Also Known As: Pianista See more »
Filming Locations: Germany See more »

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:08:13
2017-02-17 18:05:50
its half polish and about Polish jews...
2017-02-17 18:01:57
With that logic Schindler's List is also a Polish movie.
2017-02-17 18:04:43
just look #41....
2017-02-17 18:07:03
relax dude, he said it's "half polish"
2017-02-17 18:10:09
dont watch polish comedies cuz there is a lot of word plays and puns so u wont understand shit
2017-02-17 16:48:50
well, im trying to learn with them, my gfs parents want me to know some more polish than just the basics so i try with movies
2017-02-17 17:42:22
oh, if you want to learn polish language then dont watch comedies because they base on vulgarisms.
2017-02-17 17:52:31
If you're trying to impress her parents, don't forget to mention politics and polish responsibility for the Holocaust.
2017-02-17 18:43:20
I wont ;) its not about impressing; they know me for several years already, just like to comm with her parents
2017-02-17 18:49:04
bestest movie
Jak rozpetalem Druga Wojne Swiatowa (How I Unleashed World War II)

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:55:39
2017-02-17 16:54:54
Look above I gave links to all 3 parts ;]
2017-02-17 16:55:42
I saw that. It's just my personal suggestion.
2017-02-17 16:59:56
I see many people mentioned polsih comedies like Men dont cry or Kiler, but I'd like to suggest two new movies:

Bogowie - about first doctor who made heart transplantation - very good movie, excellent first role by Tomasz Kot

Miasto 44 - about Warsaw Uprising but from young person perspective, made in modern way

2017-02-17 17:46:46
thanks matey
2017-02-17 18:57:54
My favourite two too
2017-02-17 20:44:13
Not a movie but i will take this opportunity to thank polish people for Witcher 3 thanks kurwas
2017-02-17 17:47:47

Watch this with subs
Guys involved in witcher made this
2017-02-17 17:51:50
Not really my type of stuff but kinda liked it anyway thanks i gave it a thumb.
2017-02-17 18:53:53
Polish shorts , good for begining:

(subs availbe)



2017-02-17 17:50:11
Try Dzien swira
2017-02-17 17:53:11
Popiól i diament 1958?
no one?
wtf is going on

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:02:07
2017-02-17 18:01:47
>comment about any polish films from 50s
2017-02-17 18:13:20
kiler, kilerow dwoch
2017-02-17 18:07:38
thanks <3
2017-02-17 18:58:56
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2017-02-17 18:08:43
Sewer (1956 as "Kana&#322;")
Every movie based on The Trilogy.
Pigs (1992 as "Psy")
Demons of War (1998 as "Demony Wojny")

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:12:18
2017-02-17 18:11:32
Jak Rozpetalem Druga Wojne Swiatowa (linked above)
Knife in the Water
Gdzie jest General
Camera Buff
The Promised Land

Also TV shows:
Czterej pancerni i pies ("Four tank-men and a dog")
Ranczo ("Ranch")

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:15:36
2017-02-17 18:13:13
the english titled ones are produced in poland i assume?

thank you dude
2017-02-17 18:59:34
yep, I just wrote out their english titles instead of the polish ones since some are actually decently well known by those names

Post edited 2017-02-17 22:24:03
2017-02-17 22:23:13
Thank you, good list i suppose! Will have a look at that!
2017-02-17 22:24:05
The Polish Terminator
2017-02-17 18:16:36
anything by Krzysztof Kieslowski ofc

he is like the god of polish auteurs.

i'm actually amazed there's been like 50 replies and no one said his name. (well there was #47)

just hltv things :/

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:19:51
2017-02-17 18:17:53
they only good polish movies are old ones
you should try #18 i recommend that
2017-02-17 18:18:08
2017-02-17 18:56:09
The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler (EUA/Poland Production)
2017-02-17 18:18:14
Suicide Room, or in polish Sala Samobojcow xD

its a about some emo kid in warsaw
2017-02-17 18:38:59
sounds like an interesting story thank you :D
2017-02-17 18:56:53
it's shit tho xd
2017-02-17 20:29:23
I love polish film called Sexmission (Seksmisja) ! Best comedy film :D

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088083/ (imdb)
http://www.csfd.cz/film/37898-sexmise/prehled/ (czech imdb)

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:43:01
2017-02-17 18:40:13
dzien swira, there is no better polish movie

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:43:38
2017-02-17 18:43:17
and you probably think it's a comedy

and yes, there are better movies than Dzien Swira
2017-02-17 20:09:21
Psy 1, 2
2017-02-17 18:51:25
Wolyn(fuck ukraine )
2017-02-17 18:52:24
if you're looking for actually good cinema then this is a good article


I'd add Andrzej Zulawski to that list as well
2017-02-17 18:59:35
2017-02-17 19:09:17
pitbull nowe porzadki

Post edited 2017-02-17 19:27:27
2017-02-17 19:27:10
Dekalog by Kieslowski
2017-02-17 19:31:31
The Happy Train to Auschwitz
2017-02-17 19:48:01
pitbull nowe porzadki
psy 2
2017-02-17 20:07:50
The best Polish movie is an American movie with Polish subtitles or voiceovers. No Polaks in America watch shitty fucking Polish movies ROFL

Post edited 2017-02-17 20:08:41
2017-02-17 20:08:18
Mis (the best comedy ever)
Wszyscy jestesmy chrystusami (drama)
Co mi zrobisz jak mnie zlapiesz (comedy)
Sztos (comedy, action)
Dzien Swira (tragicomedy, drama)
Reich (action)
Bogowie (drama)
Nic smiesznego (tragicomedy, drama)

not 100% Polish but the best film of Roman Polanski - Pianista

Post edited 2017-02-17 20:24:13
2017-02-17 20:16:42
Thank you so much man!
2017-02-17 20:30:47
The best polish movie ever made is "Knife in the water" by Polanski.
2017-02-17 20:16:59
Will have a look into that one, thanks for the suggestion my polski friend!
2017-02-17 22:25:26
Pitbull (2016) is the best
2017-02-17 20:21:22
Miasto 44
2017-02-17 20:28:05
2017-02-17 20:28:08
"Chlopaki nie placza"
"Dzien swira"
"Mój Nikifor"

Post edited 2017-02-17 20:35:41
2017-02-17 20:34:55
You can also visit a site like cda.pl and write some English title and watch American movie with polish voiceover.

As an example, Terminator: http://www.cda.pl/video/5170206b?wersja=720p

I just wrote Terminator on the searchbar above and clicked on a movie with 720p(sometimes are in 1080p) and if you want polish voiceover, look for "Lektor"."Napisy" means subtitles so you should probably avoid them :P
2017-02-17 20:39:23
Thanks man:Dalso a good idea!
2017-02-17 22:26:39
Nieprzygotowani series on Youtube
2017-02-17 20:45:24
Dzie&#324; &#347;wira
2017-02-17 20:48:52
Jak pozbyc sie celulitu
Chlopaki nie placza

Post edited 2017-02-17 20:50:10
2017-02-17 20:49:53

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