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Which team would win if they would have to fight irl ? VP imo pasha alone could 1v5 astralis and there also Neo and Taz who are also fit. Snax fat so he can tank
(255 replies)
Created 2017-02-17 16:21 by: DJ_Nr8
ez for Dosia.
2017-02-17 16:23:09
+1
2017-02-17 17:35:19
+1
2017-02-17 18:27:47
+1
2017-02-17 19:14:07
Need them 25 replys.
2017-02-17 21:51:05
Should have chosen a better thread, here's one.
2017-02-17 22:08:02
"Snax fat so he can tank"
this guy definitely does not know what a fight in real life is
2017-02-17 22:27:37
I met snax, he is like 2m tall and fucking huge! trust me, you dont wanna mess with him
2017-03-19 03:05:07
Friis would have a chance too..
http://www.hltv.org/gallery/view/70809
2017-02-17 22:35:17
sk
2017-02-17 16:23:26
taco with babyhair gonna beat everyone lmao
2017-02-17 16:24:26
xD
2017-02-17 16:34:52
no offence but i really doubt that they would have a chance against VP
2017-02-17 16:25:41
taco felps > pasha
coldzra> byali neo
fallen>snax
fer>taz
2017-02-17 16:32:40
Lol?
2017-02-17 16:33:24
LOL
2017-02-17 16:41:29
pahahaha!

fnx was the only one who could win a fight against ANY other pro in the scene, because of martial arts

coldzera is like 1,72, fat and weak
taco looks and feels like one of the weakest guys i've ever seen
fallen cant fight physcally, he focuses on trickery and deception, manipulation etc (2Faced God)
felps cant really do much, he's almost smaller than taco (but better fighter)
and fer is mediocre at best
2017-02-17 17:03:42
cold is like 130cm
2017-02-17 18:33:08
Laughed from Fallen's description) So true!)

Post edited 2017-02-17 19:10:49
2017-02-17 19:10:01
how would coldzera win vs Neo and Byali 1v2 xD this is not csgo. Snax will also crush FalleNka with 120kg of solid mass. Fer maybe can rekt old man TaZ tho
2017-02-17 18:10:14
belive somehow i have feel that taz would rekt fer very ez
2017-02-17 18:16:32
snax is slow
fallen was in military
2017-02-17 18:21:49
you expect falleN to chokehold snax or something? Snax just slaps fallen easy 50 dmg.
2017-02-17 18:49:10
lul fallen dodge slap
1 punch to face ko snax
2017-02-17 19:07:56
Neo is a serious beast and does a fight sport for many years and was or is even competing in that sport.
Can't remember which tho :/.
2017-02-17 18:36:40
Since he's Polish, I would say his fight sport could be hooliganism.
2017-02-17 21:00:31
coldzera > neo lul. fnx could beat really nice imo.
2017-02-17 18:39:36
+1 Sorry to say guys, BJJ is the most sophisticated and efficient fighting system on the planet. If they study it, they will make everyone look like children on the ground. If they dont though, Pasha would hammer fist everyone. Game over.
2017-02-17 18:52:25
"if sambo was easy it would be called jiu jitsu"
2017-03-19 03:02:30
nice bump
2017-03-19 03:03:58
neo has trained jiujitsu
2017-02-17 21:42:23
Just because you lift doenst mean you can fight
2017-02-17 16:38:34
This thread is just a joke and yes i know that if you fight properly you can beat guy who is bigger than you
2017-02-17 16:40:25
if +fnx they probably would be able to put up a good fight, but i would still favor vp since cold and taco would not be able to fend themselves.

Fnx - Boxer
Fer - Muay thay + bjj (i think! he looks like a thug)
Fallen - Military training
Cold - seems to be a fat midget (there is a small possibility that he maybe can go berserk and tank a little, like the dwarfs on LOTR).
taco - clearly an one punch ko.

Although felps seems to be at least "fit" (nonfat), i think that SK picked up a bad replacement for FNX in the fighting business.

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:50:36
2017-02-17 16:47:47
Fallen military training ? Hahahaha omfg he best looks like passenger who sang the song "let her go" , imma bitchslap his twoface face and hes gonna cry like Brazilian fans when sk fails to aimlock
2017-02-17 18:19:34
But i saw an interview were he states that he had something like a 2 years tour with the Brazilian Army (which has a quite hardcore training actually).

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:26:32
2017-02-17 18:26:12
haha thanks for that one especially the cold part
2017-02-17 19:06:58
roflmao :D :D :D
2017-02-17 21:47:06
now that fnx is gone i dont think sk is strong fighting team .
fnx was champion boxer in his region

Post edited 2017-02-17 19:13:49
2017-02-17 19:13:35
not stewie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeIg0c6Fh0

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:25:29
2017-02-17 16:24:18
He isn't afraid of beating. PaszaBiceps he said in an interview, that had never fought. Sry my englando is soooo bad :D
2017-02-17 18:16:32
Thats real theres youtube vid where Hiko ask stewie is that him and stewie say yes and explains what happens you can look it up if you want to.
2017-02-17 21:12:17
Stewie explains the situation to mOE
2017-02-17 21:13:57
ye sorry moe not hiko
2017-02-17 21:14:11
Who would play as adc?
2017-02-17 16:24:24
Neo has trained wrestling or some kind of martial arts, Also GeT_RiGht is a karate champion
2017-02-17 16:24:52
Neo did/does bjj.
2017-02-17 16:29:34
blowjobjob?
2017-02-17 21:28:52
Get_right is a loser in wipeout .
2017-02-17 18:27:35
GeT_RiGht is getting fat as fuck, i doubt he is a karate champion xD
2017-02-17 18:27:45
GeT_RiGht is a Ludo champion. Being a Karate champion is a dream for him so that he can escape beatings from his Asa Akira lookin ass gf.
2017-02-17 18:32:36
LOL SNAX THE TANK, wtf is this a MMO raid? hahaha. Byali the healer then?
2017-02-17 16:25:16
Byali ranged , he will throw stones or something
2017-02-17 16:26:27
he will throw stones or something lmao

2017-02-17 16:32:44
Lul
2017-02-17 18:29:43
Just multiculturalism things :)
2017-02-17 18:30:02
Byali the neanderthalian
2017-02-17 16:37:02
XDDD
2017-02-17 17:23:10
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
2017-02-17 17:50:01
rofl
2017-02-17 19:02:38
Ayyy lmaaaaaooooooo
2017-02-17 16:56:28
LOL
2017-02-17 18:13:43
Tbh Byali looks like a sneaky thug, wil fuck you up one way or another
2017-02-17 21:18:42
Snax fat so he can tank
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2017-02-17 16:26:19
vp would legit rek any team
2017-02-17 16:27:12
How about Tyloo ? Karate kugfu masters kamikadze ?
2017-02-17 16:27:48
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2017-02-17 18:11:12
Tyloo only has fat asians no jacky chan asians :D
2017-02-17 18:28:27
they are just born with kung fu in their veins all. When in danger asian fight instincts wake up and they become ultimate fighters
2017-02-17 18:29:59
Yeah only VP look like men. But SK are used with tuff life so dunno would win.
2017-02-17 16:27:55
How about Scream he is also fit and can OnePunch someone just like he one taps in cs
2017-02-17 16:29:28
I was serious actually
2017-02-17 16:30:33
http://i.imgur.com/q5iLv6O.jpg
2017-02-17 16:31:38
he wasnt fit back then
2017-02-17 16:32:07
i know ;d
2017-02-17 16:34:04
ScreaM has never been hit in his entire life, he only works out to get the girls
2017-02-17 18:26:10
neither has pasha
2017-02-17 21:47:12
Fixed your sentence: "Only [the players in] VP look like alpha males."
2017-02-17 18:17:50
Ty but I don't think they look like alphas.
2017-02-17 18:43:45
Wtf is a "real man" then? Define it.
2017-02-20 19:01:11
It speaks for itself.
2017-02-20 19:03:28
Well, I think all the other teams have real men too. They all have a penis. Doesn't that make them "real men"?
2017-02-20 19:14:23
Nope. Shemales have penis too.
2017-02-20 19:15:43
VP would win any fair fight but as soon as favelas realise t hey about to get fucked they get their pistols and shoot up their opponents, FAVELA life
2017-02-17 16:30:11
fnx
2017-02-17 16:30:12
VP 100%
2017-02-17 16:31:18
gambit could also do well there, they have zeus who is pretty strong(goes to the gym), and basically people in cis fight better than in eu or us.

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:37:14
2017-02-17 16:32:43
imagine getting bear hugged by dosia, fk m8
2017-02-17 16:36:06
hmm zeus and dosia will be great but then they have mega bots in mou and hobbit and like normal,semi bot in Adren so still like 2v5 so teams like fnatic would beat them cuz flusha/jw fat so they beat most doods, DENNIS is real man could prolly beat dosia and sure they cant beat zeus 1v1 but they would just team up and ez with the EXTRA help from Krimz and olofm will just run around in circles, yea maybe olof can tire out dosia by running from him FeelsGoodMan
2017-02-17 17:34:01
Every adult in West Part of Kazakhstan are criminals. Almost 80-90% of them have knife in bag and handmade pistols. And every week they fight with other street adults with knifes.
2017-02-17 18:36:04
but mou,adren and hobbit DONT they stayed at home and played CSGO, and now they are like never back in dat shit country so they hef become WEAK if They even got stronk from hiding from all le criminal scum from kazakhstan
2017-02-17 18:37:55
Well the problem is they are not from West so I dont know how they fight
2017-02-17 18:39:05
yea they 100% no fightrino, just stayed at home and played cs, but le favela brazileans in cold,fnx and taco have fought and shit :D
2017-02-17 18:40:14
stewie2k
2017-02-17 16:32:45
Comment section is the funniest shit out of all of it :D
2017-02-17 16:57:23
pasha, freakazoid, snax, k0nfig, zeus
5 big mootherfuckers
2017-02-17 16:32:58
vs pronax, disco doplan, hobbit, pyth, elige
2017-02-17 16:34:38
-k0nfig +ScreaM
2017-02-17 16:36:44
scream is too small
2017-02-17 16:39:16
Imo his bigger than average man, and nice biceps also
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTpGfnFW4AE4M0r.jpg
2017-02-17 16:41:04
konfig is tiny compared to scream. fnx>both.
2017-02-17 16:48:05
ok so change k0nfing and put Semphis
2017-02-17 16:40:59
LOOL
2017-02-17 21:47:28
Ez for tank
2017-03-19 02:56:39
enkay J
pronax
disco doplan
zero
kennyS
xizt
pyth
hobbit
aizy
stewie2k
shroud
worldedit
spaze
twist
TyLoo
TeNZKI
hutji
2017-02-17 16:33:59
+elige
2017-02-17 16:36:08
stewie would rekt them all with his pop flashes and 1 taps with fist
2017-02-17 16:36:17
tentpole, pasha, freak, neo and me =)

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:35:34
2017-02-17 16:35:11
Ye Tentpole is on steroids but I dont think he can fight.
2017-02-17 18:41:20
how cares about steroids ? this guy is still working 2h in the gym everyday.
2017-02-17 20:56:26
Well its like: Master with stick can win newbie with sword. Or in CS term Olof with tec9 vs silver with ak47.
2017-02-17 21:42:16
get a life pls. /end
2017-02-17 22:23:35
Im already living it
2017-02-17 22:24:08
Tyloo ofc, they would just kung fu everybody.

lol at snax tanking.
2017-02-17 16:35:17
Being tall/big is not equal to be good at fightning.
2017-02-17 16:35:33
Lets see n0thing vs pasha irl fight see who wins.
2017-02-17 17:49:45
If you dont understand english, don't reply. Thanks
2017-02-17 17:53:37
Pasha = tall/big
Nothing = midget
U are clearly a retard here.
2017-02-17 17:55:44
pasha is not tall wtf kid
https://gyazo.com/fa8843722b6bc39360fb473800eb07af
2017-02-17 18:37:09
i think snax is just huge, anyone looks small next to him
2017-02-17 21:49:07
Man pasha is like over 180cm.. snax 2m
2017-02-17 21:51:24
No you're the retard, you are making one example that favors your opinion.

I never said that VP weren't the "strongest" team, i just said you can't judge people on their fightning skills on their looks.
2017-02-17 19:10:46
stewie
xizt
michu
happy
nothing


they would beat any team any time i think
2017-02-17 16:35:53
fnx would beat that team alone
2017-02-17 16:38:23
s1mple vs pasha


pasha will run and cry
2017-02-17 16:37:08
I would fight against s1mple cuz i would have to go to antibullying seminar then i would be kicked from my team , end up being worst player in my region and end my career. So no just let s1mple hit you wont feel that anyway
2017-02-17 16:38:32
xD RIP Freakzoid
2017-02-17 21:05:42
[*]
He did what he had to do but the price is too high
2017-02-17 21:10:07
cajunb and rain ez
2017-02-17 16:39:59
FNX
FER
LUCAS
HEN1
COLDZERA
2017-02-17 16:41:36
u just need one Pasha to destroy them all ;)
2017-02-17 16:43:23
fnx would break his neck like chicken
2017-02-17 16:48:24
fnx would even be able to kill a chicken xd
2017-02-17 16:49:03
fnx would go and fuck fer's girlfriend and they fight eachother so 3v5
coldzera has to go to his brooming factory
so 2v5
lucas will dissapear as he dissapeard vs g2 in main qualifier for major
1v1
pasha would kill him

Post edited 2017-02-17 16:49:28
2017-02-17 16:49:21
ayy lmfao
2017-02-17 17:06:09
other than fnx everyone else will get knocked out in one punch
2017-02-17 16:48:55
Weakest team
2017-02-17 17:02:37
boltzera > taz
2017-02-17 16:51:21
Gambit vs every team.
Dosia just sit on players until they cant breathe anymore and die in a slow and painful death
2017-02-17 17:02:17
is his ass big enough to cover all 5 players ?
2017-02-17 17:02:55
2 players easily I'd say. But AdreN/Zeus can handcuff the others to let them wait for their turn. And hobbit who is weak can just record for social media or give instruction to his teammates
2017-02-17 17:08:43
I want to the other teams <3
2017-02-17 17:34:28
dennis would hunt them down like they are animals, specially SK
2017-02-17 17:04:27
No guns allowed.
2017-02-17 18:43:20
SNAXTANK
2017-02-17 17:04:52
someone have watched dazed video about teams irl fight.......
2017-02-17 17:10:22
give me link
2017-02-17 17:11:05
ty
2017-02-17 17:27:50
haha yty
2017-02-17 18:31:43
You are all talking too much about muscles. Muscles don't win fights. Not when none of them are trained fighters, in any case.

I don't know who I'd pick, but I would probably look at stuff like their temperament and history before I looked at how much they bench.
2017-02-17 17:11:24
Some of them are actually trained fighters. Fnx trained in boxing. There was a video of him knocking out his training partner but it has been taken down. Neo, if he still trains in it, has been training bjj for 6 years now.
2017-02-17 18:12:25
Well there you go. I'd bet a lot more on them than on Pasha or ScreaM because of the size of their bicep..
2017-02-17 18:13:08
Snax would eat everyone easy.
2017-02-17 17:11:46
vp and navi, vp bcuz they are all big AND/OR fit with experience, navi bcuz they are all big (except guardian)
2017-02-17 17:20:57
BIG ? S1mple is small , guardian is fat midget flamie and seized are tall and fat
2017-02-17 17:22:07
Flamie tall? I arent think that.
2017-02-17 17:51:12
he is he just looks smaller because he is fat
2017-02-17 17:53:26
Idk m8 snax is fat as well but still he looks tall.
2017-02-17 17:58:17
Team.ScreaM
2017-02-17 17:21:52
VP would be challenged if SK had:
-Taco +FNX
-Cold +Fox

This would really make them close.
2017-02-17 17:22:10
Not really. Sk would need at least 3 players to take on snax, who weighs probably 130kg+, and there would still be taz who looks like a experienced hooligan, and pasha who's fit af. Also, neo looks like he knows some martial art, and byali is the only weak, but they wouldn't even need him...
2017-02-17 18:48:27
Vp top 1

But sk with
Fer
Fnx
Fox
Fallen
Felps

Felps is a bet, maybe the twins would be a good option
2017-02-17 22:04:41
taco: won't accept balding, will cry if made fun of
Felps: Not tier 1 doesn't matter
Coldzera: Looks like a troll with an emos nose ring, will cut wrists
Fallen: Wears glasses, fucking nerd
Fer: Ugly, got cucked
Pasha: too stronk
byali: irl aim hack
Neo: Has cooler glasses, not nerd, 1v5'd dignities that one time which was kinda cool
Snax: BIG BOI
Taz: Reflective head blinds teammates.

no bias

Post edited 2017-02-17 17:26:37
2017-02-17 17:25:58
Taz: Reflective head blinds teammates.
ROFL
2017-02-17 18:28:48
Im sure snax can fight tho
2017-02-17 17:27:33
1.VP
2.Navi (s1mple will got carried)
3.?
2017-02-17 17:35:08
old navi with zeus could actually be top 1
2017-02-17 17:42:29
they are big but they are just fat
2017-02-17 17:46:25
Zeus looks strong af
Flamie could just choke anyone with his body.
Guardian is just a cunt
seized and edward gotta be pretty decent.
2017-02-17 17:47:26
ye but remember that beeing fat also means u got more power right? just sayin dont have the agree with me :)
2017-02-17 18:05:31
ye but remember that beeing fat also means u got more power right? just sayin dont have the agree with me :)
2017-02-17 18:06:01
DONT TRY TO CONVINCE ME !!!!! I DONT ACCEPT YOUR OPINION , I WILL NOT AGREE.

Post edited 2017-02-17 18:07:05
2017-02-17 18:06:56
<3 just sayin tho dont have to :)
2017-02-17 18:07:33
(s1mple will got carried)
2017-02-17 17:48:05
He aren't speak london xd
2017-02-17 18:51:45
VP and fnx
2017-02-17 17:47:52
1VP (Neo and TaZ train, mma byali is a gangster and pasha and snax are huge)

2 sK (cold got stabbed in the neck and survived, he fought a lot in the favela, taco and felps like to fight, fer trains king boxing)

3 rest are irrelevant the dropoff is huge since Zeus left navi
2017-02-17 17:52:37
king boxing or kick boxing
2017-02-17 19:01:26
both
2017-02-17 19:03:52
Epsilon ftw they have BARBARR
2017-02-17 17:54:30
chrisj would beat anyone. his headbutt would be fucking deadly with a head like that
2017-02-17 17:57:42
I think its hilarious u kids talking about SHROUD. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
2017-02-17 18:06:05
Old echofox could've had a good fight with VP
2017-02-17 18:10:53
Snax vs zeus grand final
2017-02-17 18:17:43
Jw ofc like in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14AwRU3KoEM where he chunks down a big fella!
2017-02-17 18:20:59
VP could beat anyone

Pasha - Very strong

TaZ - Looks like he's in the Mafia. Probably knows a move or 2

Neo - Knows MMA

Snax - He can use his size and weight to his advantage

Byali - Can't hack IRL, so he'll just take one for the team and get baited.
2017-02-17 18:23:17
no one team can challenge VP in this case
snax > all
2017-02-17 18:23:48
Flipsid3 100%
2017-02-17 18:25:13
sk nodoubt would be the best fighter team
2017-02-17 18:29:01
Only if weapons are allowed, otherwise VP would crush them.
2017-02-17 18:37:22
X God to strong
2017-02-17 18:32:18
I think gangsta-nothing will beat the shit out of everyone.
2017-02-17 18:33:54
fnx kills everyone
2017-02-17 18:36:28
as long as i know, Neo is a martial artist, and he is pretty bulky.
2017-02-17 18:42:27
Polska squad > Ruski guys > Favela (becaz of Fnx and fer) > rest of scene > swedes
2017-02-17 18:52:34
Neo solo q
2017-02-17 18:53:50
I'm sure pasha is fucking shit at fighting
2017-02-17 19:03:22
I agree. But still muscle will be on a way. He will chase you but if you jump and crack his neck then it will be easy. He isnt mobile.
2017-02-17 19:09:47
vp > gambit > faze

top3
2017-02-17 19:05:33
stewie is a grandson of legendary yip man, he didnt tried to kill the guy he fought on a video so he lost
2017-02-17 19:10:44
Xyp9x. That guy is a closet psychopath. The kind of person who throws a table and then bites your face off.
2017-02-17 19:11:07
All the pros are either swole, super skinny or super fat, no inbetween

Post edited 2017-02-17 21:01:08
2017-02-17 21:00:46
byali? taz? neo?
2017-02-17 21:31:12
Coldzera got stabbed on a knife fight. The picture is on his stream.
2017-02-17 21:00:47
Polish giants > all
2017-02-17 21:19:59
sk or vp
2017-02-17 21:23:19
snax is not only fat, he is fucking tall (over 2m) and everyone in vp is tall
2017-02-17 21:29:34
m0e vs all 100% tank and one punch ko
2017-02-17 21:34:47
snax would just 1v1 any one, he's like huge
2017-02-17 21:39:34
I dont think that. 2 hit on his left leg so he can barely walk, then hit his face so he cannot fully control himself and then his kindney. Well ofc the strikes should be strong. I think cajunb > Snax.
2017-02-17 21:44:37
haha, Snax fat so he can tank :D
2017-02-17 21:40:56
What about bulgarian players?
2017-02-17 21:40:58
finaly some good topic, not that shitty 0/8 baits
2017-02-17 21:43:30
you are only saying that because i wrote that VP would win ;/
2017-02-17 21:44:50
VP Would beat all like u said lol, pasha ez 1vs 5 clutch, snax is his shield
2017-02-17 21:44:55
coldzera looks like a MMA fighter.
2017-02-17 21:46:29
WayLander
Zeus
Snax
Ryan Bullyzoid
Vic7or
ez top 1
2017-02-17 21:46:37
i cud ezily tap pasha irl no joke
2017-02-17 21:47:14
Someone with muscles doesn't nessecerly means he is strong.. Muscles are just trained so they get big, doesn't mean u are strong
2017-02-17 21:48:12
Snax would kill them all. Pasha, Neo and Taz in the back and Byali singing
2017-02-17 21:49:01
godzera,godfelps,godtaco,godfer,godfallen would beat everyone
2017-02-17 21:50:06
+1 and dont forget hen1,lucas1,fnx,boltz,steel
2017-02-17 21:51:05
fnx fuck everybody gf and win by W.O.
2017-02-17 21:54:12
thats unfair >:(
2017-02-17 21:55:39
Rofl
2017-02-17 22:19:41
only team with a chance vs vp would be Na'vi with zeus
2017-02-17 21:57:28
snax, dosia and hiko would eat everyone and it would be down to these 3
2017-02-17 22:24:52
Gambit would do serious damage with Dosia putting on his sex appeal and then zeus just terminates everyone and the 3 isis members would film it for propaganda
2017-02-18 13:09:01
EliGe
HObbitt
pyth
Happy
Xizt

GET REKT EVERYONE
2017-02-18 13:17:34
20 kg team
2017-02-20 19:07:30
TaZ
Pasha
Zeus
FalleN
Neo

GET REKT EVERYONE
2017-02-18 13:20:02
x god
2017-02-20 19:06:27

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