1on1 on cs_bed?

heyy cutiepie

"g" "i" "r" "l" - girl.

Heyy, Shake that Biscuit Babyyyyy

If you're having trouble to talk to a girl online then i suggest you need to boost your social life.

"Hey, how's it going"

wadup gurl?

You love her but have never even spoke to her? or is this just you asking what WE say?

"Can't see you tonight, got CS!!!!!"

use just normal words, girls like when boy is attracted to them and is not shy to ask her for chat and stuff

"Let's roll, bitch*s!"

not "hello:)" its too serious try something spontanious like , hi there , heya with a smile after not ":)"

Hi, I was reading a book last night and one in book woman reminds me you. Yeah It may sounds funny but I'm not kidding at all. :) (but don't tell her that she is: super beautiful, smart etc., say something different like: your style of walking is the same).

Try to be funny, a little arogant, smart at all will be good. Don't say her complements because girls used to them, tones of guys are saying that they have so beautiful eyes every single day. So chill.

Be original! Meet with her!

GL!

try to push something from work/school, and then talk wtv you want

the only reason you should ever talk to a girl over text or facebook is to try to instigate a meet up in real life.

you should never try and actually have a conversation with her.

so just say "hi" or something and then go , "come to X with me on the weekend, i'll see you at 8" and when she accepts just say you have to go and that you'll "see her there".

also make sure that when talking you leave larger gaps between messages than she does. this will make sure you don't look like some needy beta faggot.

if you have boring small-talk with her for 3 hours replying instantly to everything she says you will never fuck her.

Probably the best answer would be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_FMeb80vN8

I'd go Lafayette. Yo hooka up to sees me doing some nasty ass shit up yo dang!?

Tip:
If she's a smart girl, tell her she is beautiful.
If she's 'not that smart' tell her she is clever.

You can maybe pick up some inspiration from this video: http://youtu.be/33aMfi50VpI

GL&HF

Drop the facebook thing, go talk to her irl

lol this is pure trolling! I would believe this if he was 13 or something but 17 & not having balls to talk to a girl online, that's sv_life 0

r u serious :D HAHAHAHAHHA

"hey bitch ! am a lazy nerd and i ask people in a cs forum, what should i say to you ^^"

Post edited 2012-09-17 15:27:18

Nice shoes

get drunk and start talkin what shit u wanna duud

Nice profile pic, wanna fuck?

LOOK THAT PLEASE !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4i5V2TLXzI

It's a really good Video !

Always cracks me up:

You:Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: ...
You: Because your face is pretty fucked up.

Post edited 2012-09-17 19:57:59

Uhh.. Just call her maybe?

Post edited 2012-09-17 20:15:22

You can either mail her on facebook, in the top left corner.. Or if you look to the right there's a chat list where you can chat with her, if you and her are friends.

Hoped it helped.

him? :O
I just trolling (Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen (Chatroulette Version))

You're guys are so serious with this gaming business...

dont rush (banana) and your words will flow instantly :O

Sure they will ;)

wanna see my awp?

let me "defuse" you

if you dont know what to say she probably just isnt the one for you just that
if she was youd probably knew what to say and have done it already

and it doesnt really matter what you say i mean if she doesnt like it she aint the one whos gonna make you happy

dont be confident to 'be confident'
if your idea of a perfect romantic relationship is two douchebags talking awkward shit then guess what just go and do it
she doesnt like her ditch her or make her ditch you whatever

if on the other hand what you like is talking for not just three but six hours straight about existentialism and sartre then make your conversation last for fcking six hours she doesnt appreciate it guess what get out that very moment thats the only way you can find someone who can actually enhance your everyday life experience after all spending a lot of your precious time on talking useless on facebook is what you really like isnt it

i mean my whole point being dont let anyone tell you what you really need find your own way (or rather even if you do that it just wont work for you long term or short term)
lifes to short to figure out what some famale dog might actually want you to say or do
there are millions of those out there hungry and desperate for cock this very moment just look around lol

Post edited 2012-09-17 22:15:08

cmon this aint a serious topic is it ?!
Its facebook Chat dudeee :DD

"SUP FATTY"

u so wasting ur time

say anything.....

Hi i'am Cs player,you are bomb like c4,im counter terorist and i must defuse the bomb (irl fuck you)!U want with defuse(kondom) or without it ?

tell her, that yesterday you wanted to speak with her in real life, but suddenly you've taken an arrow to the knee, so you couldn't ask her for a date. She will understand.

Post edited 2012-09-18 17:08:21

what cha doin
you fat ugly whore if she writes not much marry her,in other case just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q ask your self

Post edited 2012-09-18 21:19:30

So many curves and not a single break

Just don't start to talk with her online. You should firstly try to talk w/h in real, cause unless you do that, then you will have a problem to be irl as you were online.

show me ur boobs
haha

tits or gtfo from my facebook

What a pathetic thread lol

good morning, mademoiselle *her name*
it's just fine

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy. But you wore no condom, so here's your baby!

Post edited 2012-09-21 22:03:26