***FOR BOYZ ONLY***
hey guyz (: How do you meet girls for sex? in other words "PICKUP" ))

in russia most popular method make it in da club ( Wait until some girl drunk and then come up to her, say a couple of compliments were treated to a cocktail and can be drive to your home)) other method - ask from guyz phone numbers of bitches, сall them to the "party in da house". And one of the popular, pickup with car, when just ride near "teen's places" and you can just tell to the girls "hey ladies, go ride", they also then the second method

with respect virgin dreamer Spirit
(77 replies)
Created 2012-10-28 14:55 by: Spirit <3 Sheilla Castro
ahhahahhahaahahhahaha
2012-10-28 14:57:42
What did i just read
2012-10-28 15:00:23
by: wna
#3
just tell them you got a big dick.. they will be instantly interested and want to check it out. hf.
2012-10-28 15:00:26
in hltv.org i guess you can find only girls
2012-10-28 15:04:13
xD haha +1
2012-10-29 13:26:21
"hey ladies, go ride"

HAHA

this thread got potential

Post edited 2012-10-28 15:04:33
2012-10-28 15:04:23
by: joeb
#72
but seriously, being so blunt about pickup can guarantee your success
2012-10-29 11:51:00
"with respect virgin dreamer Spirit"

... ohh man.. i just felt from the chair when i read this. LOL
2012-10-28 15:16:17
meanwhile in soviet russia
2012-10-28 15:22:20
Haha best thread eu
2012-10-28 15:37:55
Holy shit what did I just read..

This is not the site to get that kind of advice from, as it is full of trolls and virgins.
2012-10-28 15:48:12
you just got baited by a troll badly, and when he even laid it on there so thickly :/
2012-10-28 21:02:22
troll or not, what I said was true :D
2012-10-28 21:15:52
true, but I hope you did not take it seriously? xD
2012-10-29 00:37:54
Na not really, just cba with the amount of shit trolls on this site.
2012-10-29 12:08:38
:p most sites are full of m!
2012-10-29 13:24:23
by: blg-
#11
What a thread. hahaha
2012-10-28 15:49:54
Ruzzia
2012-10-28 15:52:33
said a guy from india hahahahaha
2012-10-28 15:55:23
gtfo ukraine
2012-10-28 16:33:04
what about fucking street?
2012-10-28 18:46:04
what about lower iq ?
2012-10-29 02:59:11
what about a nice cup of stfu :DDD
2012-10-29 09:11:17
what about... what country is that?
2012-10-29 09:38:33
this is fdsajdsiajfi city, happy now ?
2012-10-29 11:58:40
by: joeb
#73
+1
2012-10-29 11:51:54
Oh dear god that was funny :DD
2012-10-28 16:24:20
THIS is THE thread!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
2012-10-28 16:30:45
That actually works in Russia? More like India
2012-10-28 16:43:27
what about Kazakhstan ?
2012-10-28 16:47:15
Borat would kill everybody!
2012-10-28 18:17:45
with his big dick?
2012-10-29 07:35:44
He'd rape everybody like he did with the fat one
2012-10-29 09:49:04
xD
2012-10-28 16:47:46
roflmao :P
2012-10-28 21:05:32
and an another criminal minds series has been created
2012-10-28 16:55:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGiQ3AWKqI
THERE U GO
2012-10-28 17:04:42
by: joeb
#71
AWESOME SERIES! SEEN ALL OF THEIR MATERIAL AND I'm 150% glad of my pickups now! :)
2012-10-29 11:49:27
_o_
2012-10-28 17:54:09
Your only solution is rape.
2012-10-28 18:02:54
Are you Posi+ivE's brother?
2012-10-28 18:17:19
MADE MY HOLIDAYS XD
2012-10-28 18:17:52
I normally drive a van and lure girls with free candy. That should do the trick! :D

Post edited 2012-10-28 18:28:59
2012-10-28 18:26:08
omfg they where ho's
2012-10-28 18:46:00
LOL SO GET A FUCKING CAR (ZAPOROZHETS for example)
AND SAY: HEY BABY GO FLY
2012-10-28 18:48:00
It's more like ***FOR VIRGIN BOYZ ONLY***
2012-10-28 19:04:35
yeah,like a virgin will manage to get hooked like that.
2012-10-29 09:26:39
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
2012-10-28 19:09:54
facepalm
2012-10-28 19:10:00
Just say this.. "DRINK TILL U WANT ME! I'm buying."
2012-10-28 19:28:08
AXHXHAXHAXHA
2012-10-29 09:26:58
Russia it's not a country. It's a state of mind ;]
2012-10-28 19:31:01
yes,but i still cant figure out if its more retarted or OP
2012-10-29 09:27:13
Watch out we got a pimp over here
hahahahahahahahha
2012-10-28 20:28:32
These threads are something that cadred will never have, that's why I love hltv
2012-10-28 20:53:53
Trolling - v. The art of deliberately and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet.
2012-10-28 21:06:28
ROFL
2012-10-28 21:23:38
thank god i have a girlfriend
2012-10-28 22:19:24
in finland you give the chick some snacks and hot chocolate, and she will fuck with you like there's no tomorrow
2012-10-29 01:00:28
Hahahaha
2012-10-29 02:16:55
by: Dare_Dev1L - HLTV.org
#51
Get advise from Barney Stinson :)
2012-10-29 02:23:20
taking advice from a gay? good idea!!
2012-10-29 10:21:51
Barney Stinson isnt gay...
Neil Patrick Harris is !
2012-10-29 13:30:21
This guy seems to be mature... thanks mate, will try this advices out.
2012-10-29 04:54:01
just carry fake currency and behave like a rich playboy u will be fine
2012-10-29 07:38:06
is there a girl in hltv.org ?
2012-10-29 09:09:10
GTR. girl enough.
2012-10-29 09:43:03
hahah :D
2012-10-29 10:03:15
HEY lady , i got a big dick. that's all:)
2012-10-29 09:48:43
"pickup with car, when just ride near "teen's places" and you can just tell to the girls "hey ladies, go ride"

Sounds very uhm, prostitute like to me...
2012-10-29 10:29:05
"Want some candy?"
2012-10-29 10:31:09
lol
2012-10-29 13:13:11
Become PSY.
2012-10-29 11:46:48
best thread ever
2012-10-29 11:51:57
An honest effort to troll...Beats Tromhat(or is it TrollHat) :-O
2012-10-29 13:29:26
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