My apology to hltv crew and my unban request
Hi,HLTV.org, long time no see.I'm Tyler Durden. This is the first time I post here since I was banned about two months ago. I have to use proxy logging on because everytime I type www.hltv.org in my explorer I got this "You have been banned, if you feel this is mighty unfair, then feel free to email nomad@hltv.org explaining why you should be unbanned :( Pretty pathetic, isn't it? I had sent an email to nomad but by today I've got no response. Maybe he is busy or still don't forgive me. Whoever is responsible for banning me, I just wanna say that I'm sorry. The words or comments I post on your website sometimes were annoying, irrogant and inmature indeed. And I felt sorry for my inappropriate behavior. I love this game and love following the exciting cs events. HLTV.org is the perfect place for me to follow the scene and you guys always pull off a great job. And I really appreciate your efforts of making HLTV.org better and better each day. I'm making this post to let my voice heard. And I hope u guys can release the ban on me and I guarantee that I won't post any insulting comments on hltv.org anymore. Look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Tyler
(97 replies)
Created 2011-06-20 09:01 by: Tyler Durden@mymTwcom
:):)
2011-06-20 09:07:01
cool story bro
2011-06-20 09:07:17
tyler is back ! :D
2011-06-20 09:08:15
HAHA :D
2011-06-20 09:10:08
ban him again for using the danish flag! :D
2011-06-20 09:10:21
by: djmo
#33
Hahahahahaha
2011-06-20 11:52:05
Hey ppl, this is serious, no joke. I apologize. HLTV admins, please give me another chance and unban me. Thanks a lot.
2011-06-20 09:12:48
by: vzu
#93
u alrdy hv second acc no ...so use this n thers no need to unban u :P
2011-06-20 18:22:58
by: luqks
#7
I vote for killing him
2011-06-20 09:13:47
+1 and rape
2011-06-20 09:16:55
+1
2011-06-20 12:40:22
i vote for banning any user with the name starting from "tyler..."
2011-06-20 13:08:58
FODDER was way better than TYLER.
If someone should be unbanned, is FODDER.
2011-06-20 09:14:55
TYLER DURDEN = FODDER
2011-06-20 10:54:29
the problem with fodder is that he never realized how ridiculous he was so he got annoying
2011-06-20 11:28:12
Fodder has been banned??
That's why i couldnt see him for a long time..
why was he banned??
2011-06-20 16:00:23
by: lker
#82
i never heard of fodder until a couple of weekes ago,i search his old profile and latest blogs,etc,i find him funny on a weird way :P
2011-06-20 16:38:30
I vote for a global ban from the internet. Preferably a hardcoded ban in the next internet protocol, we can call it IPvNoTroll
2011-06-20 09:16:15
Made my day :D
2011-06-20 11:54:36
:D
2011-06-20 12:13:03
http://poshelnax.by.ru/5.gif
2011-06-20 09:16:18
In french we say "Allez tous vous faire foutre" to correct your .gif :p
2011-06-20 10:09:12
german - du arschloch aller.

HAHAHA wtf? :D:D:D
2011-06-20 11:59:17
i guess another google translator user :D
2011-06-20 12:45:24
"Fuck u allen"
2011-06-20 15:36:25
by: lker
#83
hehe
2011-06-20 16:39:25
Using the proxie is killing me. Too slow...
2011-06-20 09:17:57
#9 Why are you so mean to me?
2011-06-20 09:22:40
Because you have been trolling us for a long time. A lot of us have negative experiences with you.

You got banned once, came back and threatened the HLTV guys not to ban you. You got banned once again and now you are back all humble and what not, hoping to get the ban lifted so you could get back to being your old self.

I think that you should be given a chance, but that you ought to be banned at the first sight of trolling.
2011-06-20 10:15:28
trolling is his life... its how he is :DDD
yeah give him a chance ;)
2011-06-20 10:39:02
he should get help. there's got to be a troll psychologist out there somewhere
2011-06-20 11:59:13
"he should get help. there's got to be a troll psychologist out there somewhere"

You made my day! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Post edited 2011-06-20 12:19:04
2011-06-20 12:18:44
HAHAHA Doctor of Trollology required for Mr.Durden who we all know is a figment of someone's(Ed Norton)imagination
2011-06-20 12:36:19
Well the old tyler knew how to use reply button and you don't. I got a feeling you aren't the real one.
2011-06-20 13:02:30
i wanted to say that
2011-06-20 17:45:40
Another troll
2011-06-20 09:24:22
maybe we should get all trolls and put them in a trolly, then we can dump them somewhere
2011-06-20 12:01:53
the question is where to dump them ??
2011-06-20 14:09:23
Well done, I laughed
2011-06-20 14:29:46
by: Buss
#95
Troll Pie 9 - The Troll Camp! lol :d
2011-06-20 18:26:52
Unban this guy so we can see some trolling over here :D
2011-06-20 10:06:03
haha lol

this is FODDER resurrecting in the form of tyler durden.. we are truly blessed to have an opportunity to see some legendary trolling =D
2011-06-20 10:41:23
Oh yeah...HLTV has gone boring without these 2 legendary trolls :D
2011-06-20 11:05:51
haha let the trolling begin!
2011-06-20 11:48:19
hahahha +1
2011-06-20 12:12:36
legendary
2011-06-20 10:07:13
unban him. He really loves this site :D
2011-06-20 10:17:28
+1
2011-06-20 11:58:13
+1
2011-06-20 14:13:54
A sudden change of attitude? I really doubt this guy is sincere.
2011-06-20 10:37:13
+1
2011-06-20 17:05:36
HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler Durden


HAHAHAHAHAH, just can't stop laughing... =DDD
2011-06-20 10:39:53
apology accepted :) but BAN is always for really stong reasons ...
2011-06-20 10:56:53
not really i made new account, and when i came back, it says you have been unbanned wtf???
2011-06-20 12:01:08
this thread is just another way to get us all trolled again:D

Tyler your sublime trolling abilities never seaze to amaze me...

2011-06-20 11:05:22
I lol'ed at this:

"irrogant and inmature"
2011-06-20 11:17:42
I remember when he was saying that ave is strat caller in mTw, rofl.
2011-06-20 11:29:52
wtf how old are u ? :<
2011-06-20 11:30:59
Let this troll legend to take place here again its great fun to laugh about his opinions
2011-06-20 11:53:28
+1
haha
2011-06-20 12:02:36
so he was danish after all. Explains the mTw hype.

I enjoyed your trolled comment, some things you did say was actually more stupid then stupid
2011-06-20 12:04:49
lol true, but sometime i really thought he was serious and wanted to kill him for being so retarded.
2011-06-20 12:22:23
i think he does actually mean it, but his thoughts just trolls the shit out of everyone
2011-06-20 12:27:43
spare the kid and give him a break :D
2011-06-20 12:04:58
I doubt this is the real tyler durden

Post edited 2011-06-20 12:06:49
2011-06-20 12:05:41
Hes version 2
2011-06-20 12:07:22
and im not sure whether it is a good thing or not
2011-06-20 12:09:37
Nixon, I wrote a message to you. Pls check it. This is the real tyler durden. And I have realized my mistake. So pls forgive me and unban me. Thanks a lot.
2011-06-20 12:58:04
after everything that he did he shouldnt be here. Like hitler killing 6 million Jews and asking the Israelis to welcome him into the country.
2011-06-20 13:13:11
Version 2 ! :D
2011-06-20 13:19:50
ip ban is way too harsh, redemption to this guy i say
2011-06-20 14:14:07
If you don't want to be banned, don't be a twat in the first place /closethread
2011-06-20 14:17:12
STFU PLEASE?
2011-06-20 14:29:56
this guy is entertaining mann nixon u reli should unban him :)
2011-06-20 14:29:57
UNBAN HIM
2011-06-20 15:10:08
I have no idea who you are, buf if you deserved ban you shouldnt be unbanned at least for year or smth
2011-06-20 15:26:23
Unban him +1
2011-06-20 15:30:45
The banned should be kept banned.

End of story.
2011-06-20 15:36:59
MOTION DENIED!
2011-06-20 15:53:16
Your ban will be removed when the new site improvements are released anyways, so....

/closethisplease
2011-06-20 15:55:22
by: WyX
#75
dude hltv.org is just better without a troll like you, accept that
2011-06-20 15:57:39
no way...hes the most annoying dude in history
2011-06-20 15:59:18
by: posS
#77
you are an apple :D
2011-06-20 15:59:39
Lol'd
2011-06-20 16:29:20
I think he should be unbanned ...
2011-06-20 16:02:52
unban him , then ban him again
2011-06-20 17:06:48
+1 IUEHIAUEHIAEHIHE
2011-06-20 17:58:21
i hope he will get unbanned, he sounds like a nice guy
2011-06-20 17:42:11
This is not Tyler. This is some moron creating account with old trolls names just to mess with us. Remember Telmo_b V2? I bet we're going to see FODDER in a week or so. And this Tyler can't even use the reply button, wich he used several times in the past to annoy people off.

Post edited 2011-06-20 18:11:56
2011-06-20 18:10:07
lol what :D he cant use reply button but he knows in hltv there is a troll named Tyler Durden and he was banned too :D lol so much knowledge for new hltv users who cant reply :)
2011-06-20 18:15:46
So tell me why isn't he using the reply button? He got dumb? And 2 old trolls showing up using V2 on their nicknames? Coincidence hun?

Post edited 2011-06-20 18:18:12
2011-06-20 18:17:58
Whether or not the hltv admins unban me, I have to admit that today is the happiest day for me since 2009 regarding watching cs events. Two of my favorite teams

advance to the final once again since 2008 WCG finals and dreamhack !!! I was like having a heart attack watching SK vs Na'Vi. What an intense matchup ! Good lord

almighty, Mr durden got goosebumps right now. Finally we got Na'Vi! Man, I still can't believe it ! Now, it's beer time and I'll wait for the good old fashion mTw vs

SK epic final. Good luck, guys!!! Enjoy the night!
2011-06-20 18:20:38
89# I'm the real one. I'm using the proxie server right now. And the reply button is invalid for me. I swear !!
2011-06-20 18:26:40
haha, trololo is back with second version :DD
2011-06-20 18:32:28
alert! alert! troll attemp :3
2011-06-20 18:34:53
by: Jonathan E. - HLTV.org
#98
If an IP ban active for there is a good reason for it.

And if you contacted Nomad and did not receive any answer there is a fat chance for your ban to be lifted.

- Locked -

2011-06-20 18:38:41
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