Blog: dR3CK fanfic

March 14th, 2017 01:41
Main Characters:

United States yvr as the narrator
Germany dR3CK as the German Conqueror
Estonia feather as dR3CK's first-hand general
Belgium Gl0weN as the Penguin Commander Warlord
Sweden trumpsdaughter as the Penguin Captain

dR3CK watches over the large horizon as he heads to Antarctica on his very own cruiser.

[INDENT]"Looks clear to me. Full speed ahead!", shouts dR3CK.
"Aye aye, captain.", replies feather.[/INDENT]

dR3CK's ship comes into contact with the icy tundra of Antarctica. feather heads up to the dock and pulls the heavy lever, which unsheathes the stairs. dR3CK and feather both step a foot out onto the icy terrain, greeted by a battalion of penguins.

"Halt! Who goes there!", shouts trumpsdaughter.
"dR3CK. My name is dR3CK.", whispers dR3CK.
"It's... It's him! The man Gl0weN warned us about...", whispers trumpsdaughter.
"Get them!", cries a penguin.
"Get me my machine gun.", commands dR3CK.

feather hands dR3CK his machine gun and begins to load multiple rounds into the machine gun.

"Eat some of this!"

dR3CK continuously fires multiple bullets at penguins as they lineup for death, while the penguins continue to march torwards the dock. All of a sudden, a tank comes out from the shadows of the penguin.

"Step aside penguins.", says a man in the tank.
"It is I, Gl0weN. You come for a real fight dR3CK?", shouts the newly revealed Gl0weN.

Gl0weN unsheathes his blade and prompts dR3CK to come torwards him. dR3CK begins to stomp torwards Gl0weN.

"Yea, I'll beat your ass.", exclaims dR3CK.

dR3CK unsheathes his master sword and begins to hack and slash at Gl0weN. Gl0weN furiously rages his sword about as dR3CK retaliates.

"C'mon! Can you do better than this!?", furiously rages Gl0weN.

dR3CK slashes at Gl0weN's left eye, as it leaves a furious, bloody mark on his eye.


Multiple penguins electrocute and stun dR3CK as he is paralyzed, while Gl0weN retreats into his tank.

A couple hours later, dR3CK awakes in a cage.
"Finally, you've awaken. Thanks to you, I now have to wear this eyepatch. You'll be staying here for eternity as my slave.", says a quiet Gl0weN.

"We'll see about that. We'll see.", muffles dR3CK.

"Pssst... dR3CK! It's me!", whispers feather from a window.

feather smashes the window in with his fist and rolls indoor.

"I can do this-"
"What in tarnations is going on!?", shouts Gl0weN.

Gl0weN sees feather standing next to dR3CK's cage.

"Ah. dR3CK's little buddy. Right-hand man. The sidekick. What can you do? Penguins, to my side!", from a taunting Gl0weN.

feather sticks his fingernail into the keyhole quickly as penguins begin to surround him with assault rifles.

"dR3CK, let's get out of here!", shouts feather as he grabs dR3CK by the hand.

"Next time. We'll get him. And we'll bring a bigger armory as well.", shouts dR3CK.

To be continued/edited...

United States swiftScope 
is're autism?
2017-03-14 02:20
United States yvr 
Well, I eh um display some symptoms of it so...
2017-03-14 02:26
2017-03-14 02:28
You can't display some symptoms, its a spectrum condition...
2017-03-16 23:56
United States yvr 
2017-03-14 02:48
I think so
2017-03-14 06:22
Honestly terrible, please never post on this site again.
2017-03-14 02:21
United States yvr 
2017-03-14 02:55
Honestly terrible, please never post on this site again.
2017-03-14 07:40
United States yvr 
I will never say nevahhhhhh
2017-03-14 08:47
Honestly terrible, please never post on this site again.
2017-03-14 08:47
mimi | 
Brazil L4x @.@ 
2017-03-14 02:26
United States yvr 
dR3CK fanfic
2017-03-14 03:10
Sweden ayyyylmao 
good but not best (jw best)
2017-03-14 11:21
2017-03-14 02:31
I'm missing my left eye
2017-03-14 02:34
waow didn't even include me
2017-03-14 02:34
United States yvr 
I will add you in right now sorry i forgot to put you as the penguin captain
2017-03-14 02:40
2017-03-14 02:42
Ur one of the penguins that died st the beginning :/ He's actually gonna edit it god damn it
2017-03-14 02:41
Macau SJ158 
God damn it yvr stop blowing my mind
2017-03-14 03:45
Aye aye, captain.
2017-03-14 06:14
United States yvr 
Aye aye, captain.
2017-03-14 07:18
United States swiftScope 
2017-03-14 06:19
2017-03-14 06:26
Singapore scrubi 
Good blog nice read. Some intense moments...
2017-03-14 07:22
United States yvr 
Thanks. I was trying to go for a very dramatic approach.
2017-03-14 07:52
:| glowy with 1 single eye will lose his 1tap capability
2017-03-14 07:23
omg something new and unique from yvr
2017-03-14 07:26
Brazil 1stworlder 
Unfortunately it's even worse than the usual shit he posts...
2017-03-14 07:47
United States yvr 
Why, thank you.
2017-03-14 07:51
fuck you yvr for not including me
2017-03-14 08:03
United States yvr 
m8... you arent wanna know what happens at the end Gl0weN does the unexpected
2017-03-14 08:27
12 y.o hltv users L@L
2017-03-14 08:19
Sweden wyv0 
Who?? Who, who,who and who? Tier 69 hltv users right there
2017-03-14 08:34
United States yvr 
When mama said that is was okay Mama said that is was quite alright Our kind of people had a bed for the night And it was okay
2017-03-14 08:37
aaaaaaand all respect gained from this blog is lost again
2017-03-14 09:05
Sweden wyv0 
Are you trying to tell me that you have a relationship with glowen
2017-03-14 09:20
He didn't even mention ffs
2017-03-16 23:43
Sweden wyv0 
He mentioned bed, theni thought glowen because bed englando
2017-03-16 23:45
2017-03-16 23:46
masterpiece, looking forward to the sequel
2017-03-14 08:53
United Kingdom LmN- 
FFS another quality shitpost from the master shitter himself.
2017-03-14 08:58
stop it you cunt
2017-03-14 09:50
Oh Captain my Captain
2017-03-14 09:51
Autism on a whole new level
2017-03-14 09:57
seek help
2017-03-14 11:07
Oh God, send the paramedics
2017-03-14 11:14
Switzerland Der_Blondi 
we're already here, it's hopeless, guy is infected with Weeb
2017-03-14 11:52
kys already
2017-03-14 11:55
ffs admins. Delete this
2017-03-14 13:19
this is pretty good, but I still think you should kys
2017-03-14 13:25
2017-03-14 13:26
znajder | 
Ireland skend 
Great post! :)
2017-03-14 15:34
can you come back with your anime blogs? thanks
2017-03-14 15:57
CIS Dowa) 
omg wheres me
2017-03-14 15:58
United States yvr 
u are one of the penguins
2017-03-15 17:26
CIS Dowa) 
i was dont see this
2017-03-15 17:49
2017-03-15 01:02
I feel dirty by reading this
2017-03-15 01:05
Macau BoxxyBabe 
autism level max to 99%
2017-03-15 08:32
Is writing stories a part of your therapy? Coping with autism is a great struggle, but I see you are doing your best in trying to overcome your condition. Good luck and don't give up! Maybe you will be a functioning member of society one day.
2017-03-15 10:15
2017-03-15 15:52
thats just a fkin episode from "penguin from mada..."
2017-03-15 17:27
2017-03-15 17:51
Sweden lagcats 
lol wtf did i just read xd
2017-03-15 22:10
ikr xd
2017-03-16 14:42
Denmark qwedsa 
If I ever waste my time on creating shit like this, please kill me already. I'll know my life can't get more pathetic.
2017-03-16 14:36
masterpiece im waiting for the next part can i be a penguin that gets raped by dreck Kreygasm
2017-03-16 19:46
Netherlands RobbieRotten_ 
haha xD
2017-03-16 19:49
Wtf did i just read..
2017-03-16 23:38
best blog i have ever read on this site well done i am sorry for all the haters who are do not understand art
2017-03-16 23:41
United States doopiedoo 
wtf this is better than any anime i've ever watched, what do you call it?
2017-03-17 06:09
another quality blog by yvr
2017-03-18 21:51
Australia kitchai88 
Better love story than twilight
2017-03-19 13:47
yvr add me in the next guy as the pizza delivery guy from walmart Pizza_From_Walmart But when gl0wen want to take pizza i have gun innside pizza then i kill gl0wen dr3ck says thank you then i kill dr3ck then feather then trumpsdaughter then i go to yvr and we eat pizza together THE END
2017-03-20 21:48
im not liking this version
2017-03-23 16:49
Ok me and you and yvr go eat pizza
2017-03-23 16:50
much better, except what pizza is it
2017-03-23 16:50
2017-03-23 16:51
hope you choke on it
2017-03-23 16:53
Ok then we go first version you die or peperoni pizza
2017-03-23 16:53
Denmark PlKACHU 
Good read can u add me in?
2017-03-21 15:13
kys weeb also artur suck dick )))
2017-03-21 16:04
i wish i was cool enough for fanfiction material.
2017-03-21 16:05
Serious mental problems. Find a doctor fast And everyone else who thinks this is funny
2017-03-23 16:52
My autism-meter just exploded. It'll take days to fix it.
2017-03-23 22:51
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