Blog: Top 5 Victoria Secret Models

Macbeth
March 17th, 2017 23:05

5. Cara Delevigne(24)

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Cara walked in the 2013 show, she would`ve been top but the fact she`s only ever walked in one show is why I`ve rated her so low. She is one of the few BRITS to have ever walked in a show and she was by far, better than the rest

4. Gisele Bündchen(36)

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Gisele is one of the OGs, she walked from 2000-2007, although it says she`s brazillian we can all agree that she`s German. She is also married to an american footballer so she is very rich, the reason why she`s ranked low is because she hasn`t aged well
Edit: She is richer than tom brady

3. Alessandra Ambrosio(35)

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Another veteran model, her first runway appearance was in 2000 and she`s appeared in every show since then, she has 2 kids but somehow has managed to keep her figure. Another Brazillian model however this time she is actually brazillian

2. Miranda Kerr(33)

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Walked from 2007-2012, by far the hottest aussie to exist, it`s a shame she didnt walk for longer because she would be top without a shadow of a doubt! There are also lots of nudes of her so get your willy ready boysssssss.

Honourable mentions

-Gigi hadid
-Heidi Klum
-Candice Swaenpool
-Elsa Hosk
-Sara Sampao
-Josephine Skriver
-Karlie Kloss

1. Adrianna Lima(35)

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Not really much to say, she is the queen of the catwalk, no one even comes close to her in terms of skill. Walking since 1999 she is another veteran however unlike her comrades she has not quit and at the age of 35, she is still by far the hottest model currently. She is also Brazillian.

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Brazil MrCozido 
good topic
2017-03-17 23:31
#2
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
yep brazillian models very good
2017-03-17 23:32
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
Where the fuck is Josephine Skriver?? EDIT: Well i saw your "Honourable mentions", but she deserves a Top 5 lol
2017-03-22 01:48
they are all old af and delevigne has them bows thicc like my ghetto booty
2017-03-18 03:04
wtf
2017-03-17 23:33
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Brazil ronibr 
reported
2017-03-17 23:37
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
nt but you cant report blogs
2017-03-17 23:37
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Netherlands FLCEVY5 
That was the joke.
2017-03-19 11:20
#33
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
good joke made me laugh
2017-03-19 12:20
The 4th one should be 1st to me Or at least in front of the 3rd one Anyway nice read I kept saying the 4th one but it was actually the 5th wtf is wrong with me
2017-03-17 23:40
"She is also married to an american footballer so she is very rich, the reason why she`s ranked low is because her milf rating is low." Meanwhile she is richer than him.
2017-03-17 23:40
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
i dont think so, i think her husband won the superbowl which is quite a big thing in the us
2017-03-17 23:43
2017-03-18 00:24
haha bro models don't make shit compared to American footballers, especially Tom Brady
2017-03-18 00:06
2017-03-18 00:24
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Germany lidde424 
candice swanepol !!!!!!!
2017-03-17 23:42
elsa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but miranda #1 imo
2017-03-17 23:46
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
yeah i only picked adrianna because she`s been doing oit for longer
2017-03-17 23:52
it's true, when you think of vs you without a doubt think of the 3 brazilians
2017-03-18 00:09
cara? really? look at the slugs she has for eyebrows... :/ 4 looks like a man too
2017-03-18 00:13
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
What???????? Her eyebrows make her so much hotter
2017-03-18 09:24
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Denmark pdn- 
Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd, Josephine Skriver
2017-03-18 00:28
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World ZMDR 
they all have man bodies fuck up
2017-03-18 00:45
Dude, you know that there isn't a brazilian stereotype, brazilian are a mixing of africans, brazilian indigenous and portuguese. In my case, i live in a state there most of the people are descendent of german, but everyone is considered brazilian.
2017-03-18 01:08
no candice no rosie feelsbadman
2017-03-18 01:13
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Norway Norsk 
what is that thing hanging between the last girls legs? she has a dick under that pantie?
2017-03-18 03:00
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
She is Brazilian, it wouldn't surprise me
2017-03-18 09:25
they all look better without these charades on and I trust your rankings. Still tho, gisele richer than brady. I read somewhere
2017-03-18 07:03
people who don't know brazil thinks gisele is german, what a dumb fuck my grandparents were italian, does that make me italian too?
2017-03-18 16:39
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
do you have an italian name? Do you look italian?
2017-03-19 12:25
yes I do, so what? im BRAZILIAN, and u euro fucks can't decide where we are from just cause of our heritage and looks.. And if the guy has german heritage, but doesn't look like cause maybe his father got in love with a black girl, so HE ISN'T GERMAN ANYMORE? U EURO IDIOTS MAKE ME SICK... we are all brazilians, and that is it, do not even try to reply cause u clearly knows nothing plz google it if you have any more doubts dumb fuck
2017-03-19 13:18
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
calm down
2017-03-19 20:07
WE SMART WE LOYAL WE MAD
2017-03-23 22:41
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Bulgaria squezzi 
Expected from HLTV
2017-03-19 11:20
Cara Delevigne is puke material compared to others. how can you like those manly eyebrows?!
2017-03-19 12:33
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
i like men
2017-03-19 12:39
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United Kingdom mfdoom 
+1
2017-03-19 12:42
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Russia mikecooln1 
4. Gisele Bündchen what? Nice body but face, i threw up
2017-03-19 13:05
I really asked myself wheter this was the joke of the thread or not, but lol it is really a model
2017-03-19 13:09
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
look at pics of her when shes younger
2017-03-19 13:28
1- Cara Delevigne 2- Kendall Jenner 3- rest case closed.
2017-03-19 19:58
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
kendall jenner lol shes such a joke
2017-03-19 20:02
joke? rly? are you gay?
2017-03-19 20:03
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United Kingdom Macbeth 
id rather fuck a man than her
2017-03-19 20:04
makes sense why you put a guy as #4 on your list then
2017-03-19 22:54
cara is not vs model
2017-03-19 22:57
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India Jardeet 
Is it only me who thinks cara delevigne isn't good looking? I would ignore her in the club
2017-03-20 16:20
**Sara Sampaio btw And ye ofc Adriana is no1, no doubt
2017-03-20 16:24
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Slovakia R0L05H 
Cara last? lul worst blog
2017-03-20 22:38
Prime Adriana Lima is the best ever.
2017-03-22 01:46
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Germany raze_ 
no order candice swanpoel behati prinsloo miranda kerr gisele bündchen doutzen kroes <3
2017-03-22 01:53
I see much hotter girls everyday in a fucking tram. models are overrated af.
2017-03-22 01:58
5 is only one that would look half decent without 6 pounds of makeup
2017-03-22 18:54
don't get why people jack off to generic perfect models/pornstars..they all look the same. boring tbh, you can get so hot you become unhot.
2017-03-22 19:02
cara lol, she is ugly as fuck... jesus, how its possible
2017-03-23 21:23
Good blog men.)))))
2017-03-23 22:39
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