Blog: My nickname story.

xijmplr
May 16th, 2017 23:17
This is kinda strange story, but I really got inspiration while reading this thread: (almost cryied btw)

http://www.hltv.org/forum/1480961-your-nick-meaning


Throwback to 2011, I played on fastcup.net, ru website for 1.6 pugs, where ppl still playing 1.6 and sometimes they hosting tournaments for 2000$, (but it's still cancer platform, even yung s1mple moved l8r to another website w/ private pugs for money and mIRC) the story is about that accidentlly exactly there on de_dust2(!) pug I met original Ukraines1mple,he was 12-13yo and I was 13 or smth(now 20 turning 21 at 7th december) he wasn't popular and was toxic af in cs 1.6 pugs, he said to me that he will be top1 and he will show that this name belongs to him only, my name was simple or simpleRRR since 2006 I guess..[INDENT]the R ending I obv stole from RussiahoochR and for him and his friends like UkraineB1ad3, Ukrainestrike etc stands for some place at Crimea or Odessa, Ukraine or not.. if u know what I mean, h3h3 :)[/INDENT]

It turned out purely by chance and accident as in the case of ancient physicists with the same "physics laws" for example.


In 2014, I already heard that hes playing in Courage with legendary Ukrainez1 and in Kiev lans, than he won RussiaCIS.GO Voronezh lan by FMR and joined CISHR and became quarterfinalist of DHW 14 major beating Swedenfnatic and clutching SwedenNiP 1vs4.

[INDENT]z1 used to be "tHeone" btw, hes just sick player, who did legendary triple on tuscan:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9RBu-tBxw
He is moviemaker himself (currently inactive at it):
http://youtube.com/user/disgloriousnightmare [/INDENT]

I was triggered af, ppl in mm/faceit thought that I stole his name or I'm his fan lmao.
So I decided to play under name simpler_e
(e stands for my IRL name Emil).

Like here in my topic, I shared fragmovie edited for me
by UkrainekRRR^(worked for Na'Vi and HLTV, still vip here)
Ukrainearch (his friend and teammate) thought that I stole the nick http://www.hltv.org/forum/763834-cisgo-about-simpler Russiawatterfallz&jmqa also talked to me about this but we talked with wall of text in translit ru lang (non cyrillic) and admins deleted this comments apparently 8-}
CIS.GO - About me was reuploaded cuz kRRR's channel is hacked:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TsrNk9G8S78

[INDENT]This is pretty common thing tbh, even pros have same kinda problem:
e.g KazakhstanAdreN & United StatesadreN and most popular I guess:
Swedendennis(which is my fav player prolly) & Germanydenis
Won't paste here a full list, cba to remind it and just imagine...
If pros have this, what about "nonamers"?
:thinking: smh[/INDENT]

Then I started to play with finnish players a lot, and ex css teammate (online5) also as I know IRL friend of FinlandSAGGERTON and FinlandJuho started to call me "xijmplr" for fun..
Also, I made a basic fragshow for suNny and Juho:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R5-7flulf9c
Highlight for juhogodx:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IHS_Js_rAag
Check keba's csgoshow(vacshow):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8iaHCBYTlgI
plus others on channel if interested..
[INDENT]only coz of him jugo was accused with false vac and someguy even wrote a blog about it here xD, I was triggered a lot and defended him until blog was deleted http://imgur.com/a/kVkN7 [/INDENT] He said the word simpler(simpler_e) in Finlandfinnish lang spelling like xijmplr
I googled it and it was true :>
So he solved my problem and now(!) I'm xijmplr xD.

[INDENT]But my url of YT still stands for emilsimpler (reg'd in 2011 i guess) but I already uploaded fragshows with xijmplr name http://youtube.com/user/emilsimpler/
There is 1.6 movies aswell w/ old my nickname)))[/INDENT]
In conclusion I would say that anyway, I'm happy that this name is popular worldwide even another person representing it (he even prolly created this nick in his head much earlyier than me, but it doesn't matter for me). Personally I decided to take this nickname cuz of "Present Simple" english grammar rule :}

On other hand, I have been retired from gaming, sold 2 my steam accounts in the start of february if not mistaken
(friend helped me with this)
Proofs:
1st acc main
http://www.epicnpc.com/threads/1075434-13yrs-old-amp-global-elite-amp-3-genuine-pins-57-Feedbacks-Trusted-Seller
2nd kinda smurf, gifted from noob friend, who had MGE 1k wins, which I boosted to supreme and sold:
http://www.epicnpc.com/threads/1079702-1113-Wins-Supreme-amp-High-hours-58-Feedback-(100-)-Trusted-and-Verified
Also in this topic:
http://www.hltv.org/forum/1306378-help-with-some-studies #44 and #47
OPs post: http://imgur.com/a/9bQN8
#44 which is 1st respond http://imgur.com/a/m02wu
#47 - 2nd, 3 months later http://imgur.com/a/rntgK
Check my last 30min(!) cs:go fragshow:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rlgxt3KXW80

I wrote this without overthinking, just the formating required some time, share ur nickname story at comments!



P.S


Now lets not be rude boys, there is a fine line between sarcasm and hurting someone's feelings. You should always be careful of people feelings. You never know when one of your close friends or someone you randomly meet online could suffer from depression, your words might lead them to the sadness. (c) Romaniacox from MMclub

Kind Regards
Emil "xijmplr" (simpler_e)
Btw, don't forget to check REASTEN's blog:
http://www.hltv.org/blog/13758-i-increased-viewers-of-reasten-twitch-channel
#1
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Share your nickname story!
2017-05-17 00:36
#2
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
I'm norwegian that's my story
2017-05-17 00:38
#3
Sweden Zythe 
cried
2017-05-17 00:39
#4
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Laughing at me?
2017-05-17 00:46
#5
Sweden Zythe 
No i don't care about you actually, didn't take my time to read the article.
2017-05-17 00:47
#10
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
So, if swedish u would have been svensk? Are you using Norsk ingame aswell? I know one russian guy, which is big mTw fan and he using dansk nickname, he even has a flag of Denmark at home, he lives in siberia, north of Russia.
2017-05-17 01:02
#26
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
Probably No Nice
2017-05-17 11:39
#30
 | 
Slovakia Loseras 
Swedish is Svensk, Danish is Dansk, Icelandic is Islandsk, the list goes on
2017-05-17 12:19
#35
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Ikr, what about finsK? xD
2017-05-17 13:51
#47
 | 
Slovakia Loseras 
oh yeah, also in danish every language ends with sk
2017-05-17 14:19
#76
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
same with norwegian
2017-05-17 15:21
#79
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
same with swedish
2017-05-17 15:25
#84
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
except for mandarin
2017-05-17 15:29
#85
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
except for russian
2017-05-17 15:30
#87
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
russisk
2017-05-17 15:32
Idiot is back.
2017-05-17 18:12
#118
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Is there any story behind you and him? Just wondering..
2017-05-18 03:29
#177
 | 
Denmark Din mor 
I am your mother
2017-05-20 14:57
#6
JZFB | 
Australia legesex 
Tldr
2017-05-17 00:49
#7
 | 
Europe Harambe 
tl;dr - picked shit username after lots of thought
2017-05-17 00:51
#14
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Lots of thoughts I had today after inspiration, but pikced a nickname without thoughts when I was 13 or smth. Mr.Harambe
2017-05-17 01:23
#20
 | 
Europe Harambe 
idc i ddidnt read the blog anyway
2017-05-17 02:24
#24
JZFB | 
Australia legesex 
Ty
2017-05-17 08:24
congrats on autism lvl 2
2017-05-17 00:54
#9
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
;_; why u came here? :D Did I pass 1st level of it after REASTEN blog??
2017-05-17 00:56
I dont even use this nick anymore :/
2017-05-17 01:13
#12
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Story? Current nick and why
2017-05-17 01:22
#13
f0rest | 
Russia sergius 
zimbler
2017-05-17 01:22
#82
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Share ur nickname story btw!
2017-05-17 15:26
#16
ckN | 
Estonia ckN 
ckN - CHICKEN since 2000 (because of cartoon network "cow and chicken") :D , till 2004~ played with full nickname CHICKEN, 2004-2017 ckN. Cool story i know!
2017-05-17 02:04
#18
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Did u got triggered aswell when another guy chicken became famous in csgo, cuz he used lobby exploits and joined lobbies at majors and big streamers?
2017-05-17 02:20
#116
ckN | 
Estonia ckN 
dno who you talking about:D only i know there was Lemondogs ckN oldschool guy (but his nick had another meaning, smth in swedish)
2017-05-17 22:22
#117
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
this "chicken" in csgo who "hacked lobbies" google csgo chicken or chicken major
2017-05-17 22:42
Ben00gs- My name is Ben and I have a 2000 Integra GS. Best story I know
2017-05-17 02:14
#19
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Mine is not better, just emotional..
2017-05-17 02:23
That's a nice car mate.
2017-05-18 03:38
#21
yxo | 
World Tenshi_R 
pretty weird nickname u have, no offence
2017-05-17 02:32
#40
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
_R what does it stands for? Are u from CIS?
2017-05-17 14:08
#67
yxo | 
World Tenshi_R 
Mostly it means that i like Remilia from touhou weeb games, but also i'm a fan of b1ad3, so that's where i stole that _R idea and yup, CIS Maybe it's sounds silly, idk
2017-05-17 14:49
#68
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
It sound okay, I mentioned this b1ad3 & hooch thing at blog :>
2017-05-17 14:56
#78
yxo | 
World Tenshi_R 
yea, right, i read it~
2017-05-17 15:24
Lost a clutch then i punched the keyboard.
2017-05-17 04:11
#41
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
What does peyzo mean btw? Googled it and only find ur gaming profiles and etc..
2017-05-17 14:09
the name doesnt mean anything :p just took some random letters and mixed them around until i found something that people are able to pronounce
2017-05-17 19:44
#23
 | 
United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
An interesting read and great story. Thanks for the awesome read, xijmplr. :D
2017-05-17 05:22
#37
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
It is, how it is.. Thx for commenting.
2017-05-17 13:52
I have a reall gay story. My Nick is Dayne. I played a fuck ton of TF2 like 3k hours, in TF2 I saw that a lot of people had some weird and funny names on steam, I decided to get the same and as I am Danish and really liked Dr. Who at the time my name became TheDaneObsessedWithMattSmith or something like that. When I got CS:GO people would either call me by my colour or just call me "TheDane" and so I shortened it to TheDane. I eventually thought it was a fucking stupid name, imagine if Get_right was actually TheSwede. I changed it a lot of times to "clash" and "Lance" but I didnt actually like those names and now in higher ranks people only called me by my colour and my cs mates still called me Dane. I then realized that I couldnt do anything about it just changed it to Dayne. People would call me the same and I didnt have to use a completely stupid nickname. In the end though it doesnt matter cause I no longer play cs with those people, only close friends that call me by my real name and my steam name is now just random memes.
2017-05-17 08:30
#38
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Yeah, kinda weird but sometimes this can happen #10. I have a feeling that u are decent player, prolly master league at faceit or smth? Ty 4 story anyway.
2017-05-17 13:53
I dont play faceit and I dont ever really tryhard unless someone on the enemy team is being a faggot and I want to beat him real fucking hard.
2017-05-17 16:30
i see xijmplr i upvote
2017-05-17 12:11
#42
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Your hltv username story was funny aswell :D Mr.Trigger
2017-05-17 14:10
#28
 | 
Switzerland Der_Blondi 
I was in Acapulco, Mexico. Was visiting my GF's family (she's a student here). Her fathers name is HESUS, and he gave me a huge golden crucifix as a gift. My cs friends were joking about it, and started calling me Mexican Jesus... At first i didnt like it, but more and more ppl found it cool, so here we are...
2017-05-17 12:15
#43
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Switzerland ppl love to travel.. I had a conversation here hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=1480961#r21.. #55 The guy from ur country take a nickname aswell from another country cuz of accident (Dubai, hospital) How ppl react at ur name ingame btw?
2017-05-17 14:12
#29
 | 
Europe skibv 
My surname is Skibiński, so... Skibiński > Skiba > skibv that's all
2017-05-17 12:18
#119
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Hmm, got ur point. Write all letters in English next time, let me guess.. Are you from Poland? Cuz the ending is "ski", so it would be like Skibinlonowski or smth.. Yours symbols just didn't show up :PpP
2017-05-18 03:32
#128
 | 
Europe skibv 
ohohoh, yeah... didn't know :D Skibinski with "weird" n You're right I'm from PL :)
2017-05-18 13:43
Great blog! It was a good read, I even got a bit jealous because there is no story behind my nickname. Good luck with your next blogs (if there will be any)
2017-05-17 12:46
#45
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Tovarish' is pretty good actually, if ppl don't know the meaning, also hard to spell :) Ty for 4 commenting
2017-05-17 14:15
im a dj, im a memer xd
2017-05-17 12:57
#60
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
You won't tell ur real DJ name for obv reasons, right? How much u earn as DJ and why u considering urself a "memer"
2017-05-17 14:32
32k/month
2017-05-17 14:49
mister M - 1st letter of my name R - 1st letter of my surname MR=mister in english im doing many variatons of this nickname cauze its not available often great history of nickname mister sometimes its icymister cauze in gta5 mister was not available and the game prompted me 'icymister'
2017-05-17 13:53
#46
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Nice read, whats ur level at gta online btw and how is it going, are u fan of gta series? Do u play csgo?
2017-05-17 14:17
yeah im playing csgo around 2k hours in gta5 just for fun with friends :P ~50 lvl :D and u? do you play gta?
2017-05-17 17:46
#103
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Ofc bro, played a lot. socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/xijm.. 145-150lvl if not mistaken, was GODfather pretty much :DD The hacker once dropped me tons of millions, so I have like everything mb, except new, didn't played since January mb.
2017-05-17 18:00
same as me :D Maybe i didnt get tons of milions, but around 10milion, and the hacker was dressed like a jesus lmao, i won't forget it right now :D + now if u will see someone whos named 'mister' just tell him that he stole my nickname Kappa
2017-05-17 18:31
Has anyone bothered reading it all?
2017-05-17 14:14
#48
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Atlest half of visitors for sure.
2017-05-17 14:19
I had !
2017-05-17 14:26
#63
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Same with REASTENs blog? xD How u will r8 my writing englando, ikr i have grammar mistakes a lot..
2017-05-17 14:38
Havent read the blog about REASTEN yet. Your english is far away from perfection but it is still easy to understand and better than majority of CIS users on hltv, alteast from what ive seen.
2017-05-17 15:17
#74
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Thx for opinion, yours is way above average, I think it's not muhosransk education, since u are from pidarsburg.
2017-05-17 15:20
HLTV improved my english skills a lot..
2017-05-17 15:25
how? on hltv i dont see many users with good english skills (including me)
2017-05-17 18:20
where are you from ?
2017-05-17 14:24
#52
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
greatsergey is my friend and hes from Russia, so.. :)
2017-05-17 14:25
you know me ?
2017-05-17 14:25
#55
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
KGB knows everything, stop trolling me, u remember me bro, IKR
2017-05-17 14:26
:D
2017-05-17 14:27
#58
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
You are good player btw, master league :) Also i remember TrilluXe thing xD gyazo.com/d6eb6b00c6bb1f60541725f7ac67aa.. Are u travelling a lot or just fakeflaggin'?
2017-05-17 14:29
I was actually born in Ukraine but now i'm living in Germany for 4 years already, hard to speak without accent but everything is fine :)
2017-05-17 14:30
#64
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Nice! Are u software engineer or some rare technical job? Or ur parents just moved and u are study there
2017-05-17 14:38
currently i am studying at university
2017-05-17 14:43
are you the reastenfagboy
2017-05-17 14:25
#57
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
It was all about fan(fun) and "killing time" not at all tbh.
2017-05-17 14:30
tl dr
2017-05-17 14:33
#113
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Browse comments, read OPs blog. So disrespectfull, if u care enough to write a comment, u can quickly read a bit..
2017-05-17 19:03
my nickname is neo xD cuz i liked neo from 2007 , 1.6legend suckincsgo
2017-05-17 14:34
#120
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
I see, ur opinion about def Penta-VP relegation match? PENTA relegated VP to Premier two times in a row already, but it's all about online perfomance at EPL as usuall for some reason.. ;_;
2017-05-18 03:35
it doesn't mean that vp lose and i will hate them , i will support vp all my life , neo taz pasha must be retie but i like fact they don't change players just cuz they are getting older , like some shit teams that change players everytime they lose a tour or something.. they are just like a family
2017-05-18 22:13
Jardeet my name irl
2017-05-17 14:59
#73
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Saw it somewhere.. You was 1.6 player and you used sk-gaming forum a lot back in days like? Or im mistaken and u are another guy??
2017-05-17 15:17
i dont understand
2017-05-17 15:16
#75
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Your previous name was "paskasd" are u trolling again? I did try my best, how u didn't understand ;_;
2017-05-17 15:21
how did u know that?
2017-05-17 15:42
#90
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
#55 & #58 Visit HLTV.pro for more details and install hltv.pro chrome extension by BATISTUTA9, also there is chat in hltv near forums, only for hltv.pro users. Oh yeah: gyazo.com/b4b6106d3cee5a58db4174cae82f54..
2017-05-17 15:46
cool neverheard before
2017-05-17 16:04
Nice story. I play CS for almost 15 years, so yeah.. I had a lot of nicknames.. My favorite one, and the one I was more godlike, was in CS 1.6. I was part of an internet clan named eQ., and my nick was John Preston(A characther of a movie I like). So I was "eQ. | John Pr3ston". Now a days I play under the name "Snake Plissken".
2017-05-17 15:16
#77
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Hmm, sick if true. You played since 2002-03, u was just hard irc pugger? On what iRC swedish channels did u played? or mb ESL or smth, u must be good I guess, can i see ur faceit/esea?
2017-05-17 15:23
First time I played it was on a shopping mall that had a small LAN with 4 computers with a friend. I remember we had to wait for like 2 hours, so the PCs would be free for us. If Im not mistaken I was 13.. now Im 28, so yeah... 15 years. After that, cs became an addiction between me and my friends. We used to go every friday play on LAN houses. After those first years, we went to different schools and I wasnt that friend of them anymore. So I was basically playing at home on the internet. de_aztec brings me the best memories CS could bring. By that time CS was huge, and was the time I was into clans, online amateur competitions and etc. Im not gonna say I was godlike. There was better players than me on those tournments for sure, but on a good day, Id be a beast. After some time, people started losing interest in CS. BF2 was out, new consoles, new CoDs and etc... I kept playing CS, but only for fun. 4fun maps, zombie mods and etc. Rarely I would play a serious game. CSGO was launched and I didnt like it, so I kept playing these 4funs 1.6 maps until last year, because 1.6 is mostly dead. Only a few servers and so moded you have no idea. So I started with GO, and to tell the truth Im liking so far. Of course I prefer 1.6, but I enjoy GO as well. The bad part, is that I suck on GO. I have 500h and Im MG1, and mostly soloQ. Honestly I like playing soloQ. Most of the time I dont say a word on the mic. Sometimes I have glimpses of my past, but I mostly play to have fun.. and not on a competitive way. Well, guess I talked too much. :P
2017-05-17 15:44
#91
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Yeah good read tho, sorry for hurting urs feeling.. aztec reminds me also best feelings <3 e.g: 1vs5 on "old aztec" from 1.5 remastered to 1.6: youtu.be/tG37HtiXGdU?list=PLZRoVnTk1ExYk.. And this shit (ppl said that im ecostar xD): youtu.be/7LPjRH_cM8s?list=PLZRoVnTk1Exbe.. Also tuscan was my fav <3 shittons of actions, if valve will release tuscan and solve brute thing, I will comeback to gaming for sure =DD
2017-05-17 15:55
Dude.. that aztec.. I almost cried!!! Unfortunally I dont have any footage of me playing. And FAMAS was way better on 1.6.... Oh, the memories..
2017-05-17 15:58
#93
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
I literally cried when 1st time I opened csgo and burst-fire on famas was useless af.. Also the double-duck removed, xek from russian team MoscowFive created this shit :DD Anyone who played this game will see that guy on left on my 2nd aztec action above double-ducking like crazy (trying steal my ace TriHard)
2017-05-17 16:01
Dude, our stories are so much alike that now im sentimental. 29y.o here and started 15 years ago too, same expiriences that u had, and most of my friends that i have till today i met in the cs times on lan. Just that when we played on clans, we used to be a family thing, me "deathhh" my brother "MuRdEr" my 2 cousins "Bin_Laden" and "TorHugo" and my best friend till today "Dav3". We played together for like, about 2 or 3 years, best times of my life actualy. Somewhere we just kinda gave up and i just played random any game, and then went to LOL, played for 4 years i think then i saw SK on TV playing the major, my friends told me and watched, and fell in love with cs all over again, thats why i'm here again on hltv after idk, 10years? Btw, nick death cuz i wanted to put "A MORTE", (means The Death") and didnt know how to separate the words on the console at the time, thank god, cuz that wud suck so much.
2017-05-24 03:30
hahaha. Bin Laden.. xD But yeah... Those were good times...
2017-05-24 14:05
#81
Xyp9x | 
Romania Old_Guy 
My surname translates to "Old Guy" and people at school started calling me that (in English) so I decided to fully embrace it
2017-05-17 15:26
#83
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Pretty funny tbh, reminds me #28, ty for ur story
2017-05-17 15:28
Cool story but didnt read LUL
2017-05-17 15:32
#97
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Would read again 10/10 story of my life (almost)
2017-05-17 16:17
holy shit... what did i just read
2017-05-17 16:02
#96
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
What u mean? Share ur nickname story! Comment=story.
2017-05-17 16:16
#99
rain | 
Russia svelz0r 
pizda
2017-05-17 17:37
#100
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Care to explain? Share ur nickname story btw :>
2017-05-17 17:42
is there a dicknamestory aswell?
2017-05-17 17:45
#104
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Hmmm, hatiko may be? ahahah 10.8cm not even worthy to be "named" What about ur nickname ingame/hltv storY? Wanna share?
2017-05-17 18:02
thx for information no i dont want to
2017-05-17 18:05
I cant think of a better name for my hltv username. Since i dont want people to find out my true indentity through hltv so i just use yuwannano as in why do you want to know about my username.
2017-05-17 18:21
#112
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Why? Why u scared to tell ur ingame name on game-forum, are u ashamed of smth?
2017-05-17 18:52
Nah dude. I have my real name on my steam profile for sometime. During that time i created account on hltv. I afraid someone on hltv will find my steam profile and then using my real name to find my facebook. I have seen someone facebook profile and real life picture got posted on hltv because of that. However i have removed my real name on my steam profile but since i have been using this username for quite sometime i will just keep it. This is my second account as my first account with the same name got 10 years banned by johnathan e so that is why i add a 2 at the end.
2017-05-17 19:54
HaXdAbAx It comes from 1.6 cause everyone in the pugs thought i was haxxing the walls ALOT and that i usually stole kills from everyone else.
2017-05-17 18:22
#110
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Awesome, could u answer #77 aswell? Did my answers help u with studies btw?
2017-05-17 18:26
Thanks mate! :D have not been so active here lately so i missed it :)
2017-05-18 14:57
I mostly played om spelarenan.se and the thing that was befoe that, cant remember The name of that site :)
2017-05-18 14:59
#131
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Thx, btw u got excellent mark on ur project?
2017-05-18 16:15
Its just a thing I do on my freetime, has nothing to do with school. :)
2017-05-18 17:29
#134
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Want to be a psychologist/social expert? :x
2017-05-18 17:55
#153
 | 
United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
OMG I've missed you, friend. :D How's life? It's been forever since I've seen you post anything for a while. ;) Hope you're well, fiff1aren. :)
2017-05-19 13:37
Hey Jonty! :) Life is kinda good, been busy with IRL stuff lately and since I dont play much CS anymore I've not been so active here, how have you been? :)
2017-05-22 17:20
I don't remember exactly and it's not like my nickname makes sense. I do know i made it up while playing COD4 and then just stuck with it. Before that i mainly used different references to Altern8 songs as nicknames cause i had no imagination.
2017-05-18 03:41
#127
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Stories including songs are nice :O)
2017-05-18 12:19
nice, give info about welfare god REASTEN.
2017-05-18 12:07
#125
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Hes kinda retired with 10-15 viewers xD #57
2017-05-18 12:16
#124
 | 
Norway CALYXTARES 
Get a life
2017-05-18 12:11
#126
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
What u mean xantalyx?
2017-05-18 12:17
#132
 | 
Poland aleks2805 
Cool story :D
2017-05-18 16:35
#135
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Your IRL name is Aleks?
2017-05-18 18:00
#137
 | 
Poland aleks2805 
nah
2017-05-18 18:09
#136
ISK | 
Brazil shagzter! 
i was watching mr bean movie and there was some music when he danced and it was by "shaggy" i thought at the time it was cool name and i use it then my friend call me hipster for some reason and i add z and mix them all up: shaggy + hipster + z = shagzter ez
2017-05-18 18:05
#138
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
I thought you are guy from Scooby Doo xD jk good read ez
2017-05-18 18:10
#140
 | 
United Kingdom CupcakKe 
I go by quxe because i slammed my head on the keyboard and deleted every 2nd letter.
2017-05-18 18:21
#141
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
qwerty_asd.exe
2017-05-18 18:24
#142
 | 
Germany nadero 
this whole thing screams for someone to write: "my name jeff" lolz
2017-05-18 18:55
#143
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
What about ur name Mr.NoJeff?
2017-05-18 19:09
#144
 | 
Germany nadero 
my name very simple - my first name with O at the end... end of fairytale
2017-05-18 19:27
#145
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
simple like mine xD
2017-05-18 19:29
My nickname which is Caustic not GreenRanger was basically chosen because all the teams ive played with in the past said I'm an extremely toxic player.
2017-05-18 23:13
#148
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Hmm, what does caustic means? How its suppose to be similar with word toxic? Also greenranger was the most swaggy, he owned a bike xD
2017-05-18 23:17
Caustic has a lot of different definitions depending on which scenario it's used in, but basically it's from caustic substance, which means a toxic substance. Use the adjective caustic to describe any chemical that is able to burn living tissue or other substances, or, figuratively, a statement that has a similarly burning effect. Caustic in this sense means harshly critical. In the chemical sense, a near synonym is corrosive. A corrosive substance is one that will destroy and damage other substances with which it comes into contact. It may attack a great variety of materials, including metals and various organic compounds, but people are mostly concerned with its effects on living tissue: it causes chemical burns on contact.
2017-05-18 23:20
#150
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Good read, my englando not good enough to type like you, tho!
2017-05-18 23:21
#151
jOELZ | 
Europe janne2k 
vsem nassat na tebya daun s govnom xDDD
2017-05-18 23:58
#157
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
I love to take a shit before bed aswell xDDD
2017-05-19 18:13
#202
jOELZ | 
Europe janne2k 
xaxa gud maymay)
2017-05-20 21:15
#152
COCAINE | 
Ukraine Laemi 
When i was like 11, chilling at granny's countryhouse with friends, we went playing football and i had t-shirt with pic and text "Cardinal lemon" :D. After 30 min playing new guy came to us, didn't knew what is my name and shouted "Lemon!" from that time it's my irl "nick". In cs 1.6 it gone from Lemon->LemONE!->Lem1:D->Lemi->Laemi. All my friends call me Laemi so :)
2017-05-19 13:32
#154
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Wonderful drama, thx for story :)
2017-05-19 14:25
ti na live-cs zabil zapostit etu "cool story"
2017-05-19 16:30
#156
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
its edgy agressive community, which is already dead years ago on live-cs
2017-05-19 18:12
))0
2017-05-20 04:38
#158
 | 
Hungary icbad 
do you have any news about Reasten?
2017-05-19 20:20
#159
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Nothing new actually, #125 and #57. What about you? What is your nickname story?
2017-05-19 20:23
#160
 | 
Hungary icbad 
youtube.com/watch?v=P8rtD0VHOQs nowdays I dont like this, but when I was much younger I liked this song. In game I'm playing with name Bochi Nibuku which also a song title( youtube.com/watch?v=2jZwKYtVlI0) I have a label and music important for me.
2017-05-19 20:32
#161
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Use reply button next time :) Personally, I still like deathcore&posthardcore nowadays, nice story.
2017-05-19 20:52
#162
 | 
Russia skipster 
In 2010 I told to my brother to create a nickname for me He said "skipster" and I liked it :)
2017-05-20 03:58
#166
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Skipper, hipster, jk nice nickname.
2017-05-20 14:24
I played for a team called "Stars" in 2009-2010 and my nick was TheNoobCamper94 so it was about time to change. I googled star names and found some interesting ones, but since "sirius" is the brightest star I took that one :D
2017-05-20 04:22
#167
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
like suNny from Finland :D
2017-05-20 14:26
#165
 | 
Brazil diveztar 
youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ih1aKeETk plus kalle's "-ztar" suffix.
2017-05-20 04:40
#168
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Context? If u are about my blog, I have nothing related to kalle, since I only typed the things which is kinda related to my nickname, thats why I wrote about hooch and b1ad3 etc. Or ur nickname is Diveztar? or what? :D
2017-05-20 14:28
#189
 | 
Brazil diveztar 
Yeah, my nick is diveztar ahahaha, I was just sharing it's story like some others were doing. My bad.
2017-05-20 16:23
#191
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
nahh, ur good
2017-05-20 16:29
that moment when u play cs 1.6 with a toxic kid who's telling u that in a few years he will become best player in cs and this come true
2017-05-20 14:28
#170
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
One of the best with achiviements and etc - true. Best player in cs? Doubt it. Look atm or even in past.
2017-05-20 14:30
in terms of raw skill he's superior to every player in the scene right now but Niko is close to him tho i think niko has better movement than s1mple, but overall, s1mple is better
2017-05-20 14:35
#178
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
I dont mind, cba to start an argue ;DDd Go to happycrank thread about this, what abour nickname story? We are not to offtop ;)
2017-05-20 15:02
Do you need to have a story behind your nick. I just sat for a while and thought of this name
2017-05-20 14:37
#179
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Maze bank from gta xD
2017-05-20 15:03
At 2006 i was working at printing press factory. And "clarendon" was the typeface that we use at that time. I left the factory at 2009 but still it reminds me of those times that i was broke af.
2017-05-20 14:39
#180
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
What a drama. Did u quit school? You are papanomaly in terms of printinting factory.
2017-05-20 15:04
I quit university. Well, they made me actually. It was a private university and i had a scholarship. At the last year i failed 2 of my lectures and they wanted 12k dollars to study to last year again. So i couldn't afford it and left. But i'm okay now. Stupid country, stupid education system.
2017-05-20 15:57
#190
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Turkey? So ur life is fine now and U are happy? so fuck school.
2017-05-20 16:25
i got mine coz i watch a lot of ear rape videos, and i love when people comment rip headphone users, even on none ear rape videos people comment it if something loud happens. Such a funny comment.
2017-05-20 14:41
so funny m8 haHAA
2017-05-20 14:44
#181
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
RipNeighboursOfNonheadphoneUsers Are u fakeflagger btw?
2017-05-20 15:06
no, I'm from Melbourne
2017-05-21 01:15
#176
bodyy | 
Europe remiska 
NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES
2017-05-20 14:54
#182
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Reported, go wipe 4chan with this.
2017-05-20 15:06
#183
bodyy | 
Europe remiska 
actualy never been to 4chan might check it
2017-05-20 15:22
#184
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
You are responsible for the threads you participate in. No one can force you to join in or read it.
2017-05-20 15:32
#185
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
2017-05-20 15:33
#193
bodyy | 
Europe remiska 
you just broke 1 of 4 rules :/
2017-05-20 16:38
#194
bodyy | 
Europe remiska 
sad story bro, but if your so lawful after breaking 25% of the rules!!!! you should delete your profile and never come back to hltv i on the other hand havent broken single rule, poor you :/ but i wont miss you
2017-05-20 16:40
#195
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Nah, I'm fine imgur.com/a/iNYdw HLTV is free speech forum and rules are ok.
2017-05-20 17:15
#196
bodyy | 
Europe remiska 
your to dumb for this conversation
2017-05-20 17:25
#197
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
ty for insulties
2017-05-20 17:29
#198
bodyy | 
Europe remiska 
I just state facts, insults are not based on them
2017-05-20 17:33
cool
2017-05-20 16:03
#192
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Are u scammer?
2017-05-20 16:30
definitely not
2017-05-20 19:47
#200
 | 
Bulgaria _Jonathan_e 
-1karma +1autism
2017-05-20 19:48
#201
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
Thank you for feedback, really appreciate it! Now share your nickname story
2017-05-20 21:10
#204
 | 
Slovenia YuNOliek 
Ok so once upon a time, I had my steam username here, that contained a little bit too much of my personal info. I got angry at my now ex one summer day, I suggested him a walk to the city centre, to go for an icecream. It was just really an excuse to get out of flat, I love late afternoon/night summer walks. He was kinda lazy I suppose, and said he doesn't wanna go, and that he doesn't like icecream too much (LIKE SRSLY I seen him eat it before!) I was angry and went @hltv instead, to troll/rage/whatever/waste my life away, that I should spend with him on a walk. So my name was (I think) supposed to be YuNOliekICECREAM? (I think it even was this for a while), and then I just shortened it.
2017-05-21 21:37
#206
 | 
Iceland xijmplr 
I thought ur IRL name is yunolik or smth like that lmao, anyway good read, what a drama! 8/8 I remember ur old nickname, is it from 2015? Also are you using same nick ingame?
2017-05-22 17:44
#207
 | 
Slovenia YuNOliek 
I think my old name with ice-cream part is from 2015/16 I think :) I never use this name on any of my steam accounts, the names I use are completely different (though like I said, I had one of those names that I use on steam here, but have decided it's no good idea to) :)
2017-05-23 00:07
web.archive.org Saved 20 times between February 20, 2015 and January 29, 2017.
2017-05-24 02:55
cant remember
2017-05-24 03:07
Login or register to add your comment to the discussion.