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HLTV Election
Iceland PresidentOfHLTV 
Hello all the girls and boys, olds and youngs! As you know, I won the 2016 Election Of HLTV. From now, I am the President of HLTV. I am aware of my duties very well. I will give everything i have for keep our community clean, happy and cheerful. Whoever does bad things will be punished and whoever do good things will be praised! Me and my crew will be doing everything for our community's sake. You can ask your question and convey your wishes&complaints. For special matters, you can send me messages privately. Best regards. President Of HLTV
2016-04-22 21:49
Ty president I am ur vice president now
2016-04-22 21:50
No, i already assign my vice president but i can give you another job as the first person to reply.
2016-04-22 21:51
What am I now then?
2016-04-22 21:52
I will decide it later. As soon as i decide, you'll recieve an information about it.
2016-04-22 21:54
Thank mr president
2016-04-22 21:54
No problem. I am here for you!
2016-04-22 21:55
can I be secretary of hltv?
2016-04-23 20:29
Add secretary to your nick name then you can be.
2016-04-24 17:28
The first-lady ;)
2016-04-22 22:14
Fuckin sexist cunt.
2016-04-22 22:14
It is a very important role. You can fuck the president :)
2016-04-22 22:16
No the president fucks ME
2016-04-22 22:18
but you can fuck him with strap on
2016-04-24 17:44
Liechtenstein Snufkin 
I am the minister of war rite?
2016-04-24 17:30
2016-04-24 17:30
RIPENGLANDO2K15 for v-ce president!!
2016-04-24 17:46
They know me as the favela. They know me from the crime they see. They know me from the money I stole. They talk about my crime and they think for me being degenerate is so easy. I just go to public place and that's it. But my crime, it comes from more than just being a degenerate. For me - crime - it is about the favela... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show in civilized society. When I release my inner favelado everything already is a part of me.
2016-04-22 21:51
Banters are allowed in our community. Feel free to share with us!
2016-04-22 21:53
kek, which president is this now at HLTV.. so there are more than 2 presidents at hltv now. Kewl, everyone just keeps beeing presidents and dictators here
2016-04-24 17:36
I am the President right now. I won the last selection.
2016-04-24 17:38
I have secured the power in my hands and I hereby send you to prison. You are no longer the president, I rule on HLTV now.
2016-04-24 17:46
hahha funny because your time is over now. Only your name is exist. You can have good time in prison sending these messages.
2016-04-24 17:53
If you won't shut your mouth I will send you to HLTV Gulag, better serve your sentence quietly.
2016-04-24 17:57
get him banned already
2016-04-22 21:52
2016-04-22 21:54
Jordan LBJ 
You can be president but I'm the King. King James. LeBron James.
2016-04-22 21:54
the table tennis player?
2016-04-22 21:55
Jordan LBJ 
nt Anthony Bennett
2016-04-22 21:57
Ireland deluxe^ 
No idea why I lauged so hard, like actual lol.
2016-04-23 20:20
Hello mr president, can you find me a living in US? Thanks mr president
2016-04-22 21:56
I will look for it. You'll recieve an information message ASAP
2016-04-22 21:57
2016-04-22 22:13
United States Say Apple 
Can you ban all favelas mr president?
2016-04-22 22:12
First of all, it is not nice to say like that. Second, we are living as a unit. All differences we have are glue of our community. However, there are people that causing trouble. If you show them, i assure you there will be some serious consequences.
2016-04-22 22:16
wtf are you gonna do lol
2016-04-24 17:32
Watch your mouth. We have judiciary to punish them. There are so many ways to do it so don't worry.
2016-04-24 17:36
Almost spelled judiciary correct
2016-04-24 17:35
daaaamn you fast! n1
2016-04-24 18:28
mylord we are flying the banners of the hltv army when should the invasion of reddit begin mylord
2016-04-22 22:14
We are powerful to take down any place. We have some plans about different locations. At this point, I can say good news on the way but i can't give you further information. It is classified. As long as we decide, we will inform you.
2016-04-22 22:19
I approve
2016-04-22 22:17
Thank you! We grow as a unit!
2016-04-22 22:19
Bulgaria kr9ptonn 
Hello President! Can you confirm I'm the best Bulgarian user in HLTV?
2016-04-23 06:47
Well, we have a lot of Bulgarian citizen here. We don't have that kind of ranking tho. Lets say you are a great Bulgarian citizen in HLTV.
2016-04-23 10:25
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Latvia me16you0 
mr. President why are u hiding your flag?
2016-04-23 11:06
Egypt hassona839 
Cuz he rules the world, the earth is his flag
2016-04-23 20:19
This is the obvious answer. Thank you my lovely citizen!
2016-04-24 17:25
Egypt hassona839 
No problem, Mr. President.
2016-04-24 17:55
Because he's a child of the world son
2016-04-23 20:24
Ireland deluxe^ 
I are first Singapore comment, can I be in charge of Asia?
2016-04-23 20:21
This thread is cringy
2016-04-23 20:30
No reason to be here then. You can leave and find yourself "not cringy" threads.
2016-04-24 17:26
Sweden BBW 
2016-04-24 17:28
Don't go hard on him please. He is just average citizen. He can understand one day maybe
2016-04-24 17:29
Turkey Shanon 
thank mr president
2016-04-24 17:30
No problem
2016-04-24 17:31
why dont you show your real flag? surely we are eligible to know the nationality of our president?
2016-04-24 17:34
#35 answered it already.
2016-04-24 17:37
region a president rules =/= a president's nationality
2016-04-24 18:29
How can I help?
2016-04-24 17:37
hey president suck a banana
2016-04-24 17:40
My arm itches
2016-04-24 17:41
I am the captain now.
2016-04-24 17:42
Romania Cuntstantin 
Hello Mr. President, I would like to request an investement in an advanced lesson where I can list the differences between romanians and gypsies, so people wont call me gypsy everytime I post something. Thank you and have an good day! Sincerely, Hassan Teeth Of Gold IV
2016-04-24 17:45
You don't need to answer those people. It is unnecessary.
2016-04-24 17:55
Hello Mr. President, please give me job, im hungry. ty.
2016-04-24 17:55
I am not in the presidency building right now but you can come tomorrow afternoon. We'll see how it goes.
2016-04-24 17:57
Ty, god bless you!
2016-04-24 18:51
World RA71M 
all hail mr president
2016-04-24 18:05
Nt this is a dictatorship
2016-04-24 18:33
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