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United Kingdom neezdutz 
who do you kill? i`d kill william shakespeare, tony blair and margaret thatcher
2016-12-09 22:06
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
Stalin Angela Merkel Putin Ez.
2016-12-09 22:07
#49
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
fact that Putin is so demonized in west and stupid people actually believe all of it is fucking insane
2016-12-09 22:23
fact that ur from finland and actually believe that is horrifying. go search about media freedom of russia and then talk about again about western media. putin owns and controls everything in russia.
2016-12-10 13:26
expected from brainwashed burger
2016-12-10 14:50
expected from putins cock sucker.
2016-12-10 15:05
lul I hate putin but expected from brainwashed burger
2016-12-10 15:10
unexpected from ruskiblyat but expected "burger"
2016-12-10 15:12
#219
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
putin =/= stalin Educate yourself with information that Hitler started ww2 and all bad at the time. You're type of guy to believe cold war propaganda that tells East is completely bad and America is "good"
2016-12-10 15:53
putin is stalin. wants old russian empire borders back where finland belonged aswell. but dont worry. keep beliving that the truth is somewhere in the middle LOL. theres so many russian puppets in finland and their believers that u will be part of them prolly next year.
2016-12-10 17:10
#231
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
You don't know a shit what you're talking about lol
2016-12-10 17:20
actually i know alot more than you fucking retard. iv been following things for many years. keep reading that mv-magazine and rt.com news! or so called alternative medias LUL. fucking sheep. enjoy ur next years in eastern ukraine. cuz thats what u gonna be soon.
2016-12-10 17:31
#289
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
"Following things" doesn't equal reading CNN's propaganda.
2016-12-10 20:20
cnn isnt in government control unlike abc is. cba to discuss with 15y fucking kid. u realize when russia is on ur country that u shoould have listened the western world.
2016-12-10 20:24
you are braindead
2017-12-03 17:43
HAHAHAHAHAHA DID U SERIOUSLY TRY JUSTIFYING WATCHING CNN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2017-12-06 18:07
WTF DID I JUST READ XDDDDD CNN is under worse government control
2017-12-06 18:11
I suggest that you should not argue with a retarded person like him.
2017-12-03 17:44
didnt putin open the russian borders lmao xD
2016-12-10 18:31
#190
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Kazakhstan ineenja 
nice b8 8/8
2016-12-10 14:58
#192
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
What b8? Merkel = The problem that floods EU with refugees Stalin = Retard leader Putin = Retard leader with nukes Not saying that Trump is a better leader :P
2016-12-10 15:00
ur b8s are low, mohammed try again
2016-12-10 15:11
#220
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
You probably know nothing about politics and "retarded leading" When has Putin used his nukes against others?
2016-12-10 15:54
#221
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
Did i say he used his nukes? no. But he could, ofc no leader that have nukes dare to use them, but who the fuck knows, Kim jong meatball is probably building nukes as we speak, and you know what that retard can do. You know nothing about reading mummintroll.
2016-12-10 16:49
#224
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
Yeah, every big country have nukes and USA is still only one that have used them yet you still throw all shit on North Korea and Russia
2016-12-10 17:09
every big countries has used nukes. to test them. russia has most nukes in the world and they actually declined offer from USA to reduce the amount of nukes. putin is constalty threathetning its neighboring countries. and feeding propaganda that west is trying to attack them LOL. no one will never ever attack russia. but thats just putins plans to make his people believe so that he can fund the army.
2016-12-10 17:18
#287
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
Yes, I agree that nobody is most likely going to attack Russia but that's why they keep funding that army. Even less likely is that Russia would attack west or something.
2016-12-10 20:18
"Even less likely is that Russia would attack west or something. " holy shit u are dumb. they just attacked georgia few years back. and now ukraine who neither of was part of NATO. ur country is next :)
2016-12-10 20:25
#299
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
Georgia's war was started by themselves when they attacked South Ossetia. How come even in Cold War or WW2 when Finland and Nazis attacked Soviet union they didn't attack Finland why would they attack now?
2016-12-10 20:31
"Georgia's war was started by themselves when they attacked South Ossetia." ofcourse. and mainila attacks were shot by finland and finland started offensive in late 1939! holy shit you are beyond retarded. " How come even in Cold War or WW2 when Finland and Nazis attacked Soviet union they didn't attack Finland why would they attack now?" because your country was 100% controlled by russia. there were even russian troops stationed in porkkala. you werent neutral. EVERYONE in europe knew that. sure you werent like baltics but YYA was really strict contract. russia even controlled the athletes you guys sent in olympics. you werent really independent after ww2. you were puppets of russia. when finland joined 1995 in eu thats the day you finally became part of the western world.
2016-12-10 20:40
#314
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
"ofcourse. and mainila attacks were shot by finland and finland started offensive in late 1939!" That's completely different thing it's plain fact that Georgia attacked South Ossetia. There was troops in Porkkala because it was part of peace treaty. Clearly Finland wasn't controlled by Soviet union during WW2 lol Obviously Finland is part of "western world" but if you actually knew something you'd know that most of Finland's foreign trades are with Russia which is reason Finland need to stay in good relations with them :) Can we stop this meaningless conversation here now please
2016-12-10 20:49
How its different thing? its russian propaganda to say that there is thousands of nazis in ukraine and finland was planning to attack in russia 1939. It isnt any different. Russian propaganda is still the same. "Although the Russian authorities have claimed that it was Georgia that started the war, many reports and researchers (among them independent Russian experts) concluded that the conflict started much earlier than the Georgian military operation began on 7 August at 23:35 and Russia was responsible. The relations between Georgia and Russia deteriorated since Vladimir Putin's rise to power in 1999-2000. South Ossetian separatists began attacking the Georgian villages in early August 2008, in order to force Georgia to respond militarily, thus giving a pretext for pre-planned Russian invasion. Russia was preparing to go to war with Georgia for years before 2008 and intended to achieve geopolitical goals. Some researchers paid attention to the military exercise "Kavkaz 2008", which concluded in early August. During this exercise a written notice entitled "Soldier, know your probable enemy" (the enemy was clarified as Georgia) was circulated among the Russian participants. Russian journalists began arriving in Tskhinvali on 2 August to cover a war that had not yet begun. Some Russian regular troops entered South Ossetia before the Georgian military operation against Tskhinvali began on 7 August." "peace treaty." Älä ny vittu jaksa. YYA-sopimus oli helvetin tiukka liittosopimus. CCCP controlled almost everything what happend in finnish political scene. They choose who to elect and alot of media was banned. nobody dared to talk bad about CCCP. cuz that meant you lost your job. "most of Finland's foreign trades are with Russia which is reason Finland need to stay in good relations with them :)" Aaand another false information debunked Thats not true. iltasanomat.fi/taloussanomat/art-2000001.. oh yeah but that article must be part of western propaganda aswell!! LOL, wake the fuck up already. "need to stay in good relations with them :)" thats what russia wants, controlling their neighbour countries. russia is builiding nuclear plant on your country just because they want that finland becomes more dependent on russian energy. when they reach that they can cut off the energy line when they want if the other country isnt acting like they want to. "good relationships" is just russian BS. every country has good russian relationships when they lick their ass. thats just a rhetorical act. wake the fuck up already. russia has, is, and always will be the enemy.
2016-12-10 21:05
#320
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
triggered lol At this point your replies are irrelevant as fuck Let me put it for you this way: You are trying to insult me all the time and trying to prove how Russia is bad and America perfect meanwhile dodging all points against you. I'm being neutral and not attacking anyone You go to say you're 100% right and i'm brainwashed by propaganda
2016-12-10 21:13
"You are trying to insult me all the time and trying to prove how Russia is bad and America perfect meanwhile dodging all points against you. " dodging? what i dodged? i answered every BS claim you writed. even proved you wrong with you thinking that russia is the most important trade partner with finland LOL. "At this point your replies are irrelevant as fuck" Yeah, just as i owned you in every way possible. You have no answers anymore because i proved you wrong. when i said america was perfect? no country is perfect. fucking idiot. stop making claims what i havent said. "not attacking anyone" you are defending russia. " You go to say you're 100% right and i'm brainwashed by propaganda" im right but i wont say the latter. i just want you to realize that russia isnt what you think of. they dont respect anything else but POWER. thats why baltics have been safe under nato for decades. its their only chance. its a shame people like you live in your country. you will be learning this hard way in coming years. your country WILL be the next eastern ukraine. PUTIN said that the fall of soviet union was the biggest geocatasrophy of the century and he wants to fix that. step by step advancing. funding magazines like mvlehti in your country it divides the people even more. russian motto is = divide et impera = hajota ja hallitse. to translate that. wake up already.
2016-12-10 21:34
"im right but i wont say the latter. i just want you to realize that russia isnt what you think of. they dont respect anything else but POWER." Lmao, sure, and I guess the american intentions are to build a better world for everybody right? You're having a laugh. And to be honest you are dodging a lot, you never went into the Gadaffi and Romania issue I've addressed numerous times to you. You just avoid these subjects and create entirely new ones to get yourself some ground to prove how evil and bad Russia is.. All the while ignoring how bad the US is. "PUTIN said that the fall of soviet union was the biggest geocatasrophy of the century and he wants to fix that. step by step advancing. funding magazines like mvlehti in your country it divides the people even more. " That's just a flatout lie, Putin said that anyone who doesn't miss the soviet union has no heart, and anyone who wants the soviet union back, has no brain. Kinda schooled you on that one didn't I? It's time you did some waking up, because all you can do is attack Russia and turn a blind eye to the actions of the US. I haven't seen you admit how bad the US are, it's almost like you think it's a black/white matter, no inbetween. It's time you started to realize both countries have severe flaws, but the instigator of geopolitical disorder is coming from the US, since they are on soil literally half the world away from them, I don't see any Russians patrolling around Mexico/Canada.
2016-12-10 23:32
nice second fake account, busted
2017-12-03 17:39
If you're going to bump ancient threads, which can get you reported btw, at least have the decency to form proper arguments.
2017-12-03 17:41
dont worry about that fake flagger. vegan diet and drugs has mushed his brains.
2017-12-03 17:38
that guy is one of the guys who reads rt.com and other false news medias. he believes that russian media is true LOL stop replying to him. hes fucking retarded. theres so many putinist trolls in finland its not even funny.
2016-12-10 17:12
#236
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
Ok thanks. +1
2016-12-10 18:07
np. theres a thousands of thes kids who are being fooled by russian propaganda. theres tens of thousands who believe putin is right and etc. finland has been part of russian propaganda for many years and its been growing alot recently. its crazy and sad.
2016-12-10 18:09
he is not finnish, a fakeflagger, he posted with a netherlands account earlier but i would guess he is a russian living abroad
2017-12-06 18:06
#286
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
No, I'm not being fooled by Russian media but not going to be fooled by western propaganda either. Ever heard about being neutral?
2016-12-10 20:16
you know "western propaganda" is just a thing russia is using. u are so fucking stupid to realize it. the propaganda has been so strong that people think that if russias media is corrupted then the media in west must be aswell. there isnt double standards. but thats the point what russia wants to do. they want to question west media. that is their plan. you are being brainwashed. fucking idiot. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
2016-12-10 20:28
#305
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
After everything USA have done in Vietnam and Middle East you are still saying western media isn't hiding anything and media is reliable
2016-12-10 20:36
usa media and eu media are different. you who live in finland should be the last person talk about media and their propaganda. your media is always ranked up highest in the world when we talk about press freedom and freedom of speech. russia is always on the last end of the list. coincidence? i dont think so.
2016-12-10 22:04
I hope you are b8ing man. Just please, say that you are b8ing, lol. If not, you are an example of braindead retard. Seriously.
2016-12-10 23:50
#448
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
hahah he's just some close minded dude with his delusional thoughts
2016-12-11 11:48
its safe to say that time travel might never happen.. because nobody from the future has killed trump yet
2016-12-11 15:10
or maybe it did happen and thats why we dont have hillary as president destroying the world
2017-12-06 18:07
omg wow your right hillary clinton is the Antichrist and would have caused countless plagues to run across the lands. she would have appointed her four horsemen of the apocalypse to high up positions they don't deserve in which they could dismantle the american way of life one bill at a time. thank you time travelers for giving us trump instead. trump brings us his beautiful selection of colleagues: like Betsy de Vos, Rex Tillerson and Ajit Pai
2017-12-07 16:36
Hahaha wow you must be living in a nice bubble my friend. youtube.com/watch?v=HTBdFccqDns youtube.com/watch?v=tXZCd-T_7WE youtube.com/watch?v=BizU-u7RPcY washingtonpost.com/opinions/marc-thiesse.. interestingly the NYT article blizzard of lies of Hillary Clinton was made subscriber only during election. edition.cnn.com/2016/02/05/politics/hill.. the list is so long i cba paste more
2017-12-07 23:16
#4
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Netherlands julius1612 
taco coldzera fallen
2016-12-09 22:09
why taco?
2016-12-09 22:17
he lost 2$ skins...
2016-12-11 15:06
what happens if i kill the inventor of the time machine
2016-12-09 22:10
you get transported to a parallel universe when you haven`t killed the inventor of the time machine
2016-12-09 22:10
#7
Portugal Dasev 
that would be a time paradox!
2016-12-09 22:11
#9
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
Gabens stomach 3 times
2016-12-09 22:11
what
2016-12-09 22:14
u need atleast 20
2016-12-09 22:15
#322
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Brazil prkz0r 
he will only take 2
2016-12-10 21:22
the first 3 swedes i meet
2016-12-09 22:16
nt danskjävlar
2016-12-09 22:16
it's not a nt when i kill them, it's a gj
2016-12-09 22:17
no. murder=bad
2016-12-09 22:20
no. murder=good when it's on swedes!
2016-12-09 22:20
no.
2016-12-09 22:21
yes.
2016-12-09 22:21
käften jao
2016-12-09 22:31
why the hate against the sweds?
2016-12-09 23:27
they hate us so i hate them back
2016-12-09 23:27
its like brazillians and argentinians
2016-12-09 23:29
Nt boludo
2016-12-11 16:29
#629
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Argentina CrayZ 
We dont "hate" each other, we just like to fight xd
2017-12-04 00:16
#248
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
NT potato in throat land.
2016-12-10 18:36
nt muuuuuuuuhammmmmmeeeeeeeeeed achmeeeeeeeed abdul
2016-12-10 19:06
#253
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
I guess you have not heard anything about Sweden recently? We are sending people back from the country they came from (Bridge that connects Sweden-Denmark/Boats between Sweden/Latvia/Lithuania etc) So NT Muhamed yourself. We also started to send back people that refuse to work etc.
2016-12-10 19:07
nt muhammed
2016-12-10 19:08
#255
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
Nice arguments m8. You got so rekt you cant even respond with a decent answer.
2016-12-10 19:10
so where are they sending u?
2016-12-10 19:12
#266
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
n1. Im actually 50% Swedish 50% English. So no, im not a muslim
2016-12-10 19:20
gj now i don't hate u that much
2016-12-10 19:21
Muslims aren't a race so your ethnicity means nothing. For all we know, you could in fact be a Muslim!
2016-12-11 00:40
#391
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
Well, 95% of muslims come from Arab countries/"Middle east countries" Ofc there exist muslims that are 100% Swedish / English / Australian / American and what not. I hate religion, pure aids. Religion started so many wars and shit because of braindead people.
2016-12-11 00:43
Haha it's all g man. I was just joking around :)
2016-12-11 00:44
#396
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Sweden 4Sweeeden 
:D
2016-12-11 00:48
#25
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Sweden SimplyEyolf 
Me.
2016-12-09 22:18
Tony Blair, ok, but whats wrong with shakespeare and thatcher?
2016-12-09 22:18
shakespeare - i hate doing english literature in school Margaret thatcher was just a giant capitalist cunt tbh
2016-12-09 22:23
Well, imho she "made UK great again". I personally prefer capitalists than socialists. And I really enjoyed Henry V and Hamlet ;)
2016-12-09 22:26
they only do macbeth, romeo and juliet or othello in the uk
2016-12-09 22:29
#178
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Poland Jaldokin 
+99 i hate doing shakespeare shit in school
2016-12-10 13:29
i would kill hitler stalin lenin
2016-12-09 22:18
oh man, the same as me
2016-12-10 13:19
why stalin and lenin? it is better to kill Putin or someone else
2017-12-06 18:50
gaben 3 times in the leg
2016-12-09 22:19
#85
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
Nice copy nooberto
2016-12-09 22:30
Adam, Eve, and then myself (if needed)
2016-12-09 22:19
#323
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Brazil prkz0r 
if u dont do, god will, he was very mad back then
2016-12-10 21:23
kill adam and eve and humanity doesnt exist.. no humanity, no hltv trolls, no sk gaming, no imt win evr tiem
2016-12-10 21:55
#330
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Brazil prkz0r 
But.. but.. i wouldn't be here making jokes about NA scene? :( And they were not the only humans, otherwise their sons would have committed incest, and god don't like incest.
2016-12-10 21:59
#34
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Argentina juanme555RIP 
1) st i'd kill whoever decided to put the "American" Denomym to U.S Americans and replace it with "Statemen" or "Statians" . 2) hitler 3) i'd save the last bullet and just travel to the future , get rich, have a new life with people for the future, sex 5 times per day with my hot slavic wife from the future , have sons from the future, then live forever cuz immortality will be avialable in the future xd
2016-12-09 22:20
Hitler, Stalin and Nathan Mayer Rothschild
2016-12-09 22:20
Why Rotschild?
2016-12-09 23:34
Just to see if anything would change regarding illuminati conspiracies.
2016-12-09 23:36
Id use all 3 bullets on you, travel back in time, stop myself and do it again. repeat
2016-12-09 22:21
but what did i do
2016-12-09 22:33
Your nickname offended him
2016-12-10 23:34
I'd go back and shoot myself three times
2016-12-09 22:21
1. Jesus Christ 2. Mao 3. Stalin If someone gifted me a 4th? - Mohammad. 5th? - Hitler 6th? - Trumps father while a teenager
2016-12-09 22:23
how can you kill something that doesn`t exist
2016-12-09 22:24
I guess I'd just need 5 then.
2016-12-09 22:24
or you could use one on yourself ecksdee
2016-12-09 22:25
Sorry to disappoint you, but I would never consider that an option. You might kill yourself, but I wouldn't.
2016-12-09 22:26
okay bye
2016-12-09 22:28
#631
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United States ImFat 
Jesus existed, that's fact, what's disputed whether he was gods son/had spiritual powers and such.
2017-12-04 00:19
#64
Ex6TenZ | 
Finland qBeY 
why the fuck would you kill Stalin instead of Hitler that would just make thing worse lol
2016-12-09 22:25
only murica can prefer hitler over stalin...typical brainwashed burger
2016-12-10 14:53
My analysis was based on deaths caused. Hitler was responsible for perhaps 30 million dead. Stalin was responsible for at least twice that. You assume I preferred Hitler because of ideology but you are incorrect. I am very anti-Right Wing. I detest the Republicans here and Trump. I find them selfish and heartless. All they care about is getting rich, even if it means stepping on the poor. I am not brainwashed. I am informed.
2016-12-10 15:18
"Stalin was responsible for at least twice that" I fucking loloed any proves, brainwashed burger?? list25.com/25-of-historys-deadliest-dict..
2016-12-10 15:24
#241
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Poland push3k 
"Josef Stalin became the leader of Soviet Union after Lenin died in 1924, and launched government programs that would make the country more progressive. His attempt to move to the new economy, however, led to the starvation of nearly 10 million people. With many intellectuals and activists not in favor of his leadership, Stalin also launched the “Great Purge”, killing every person who opposed him and his ideals." Only about Holodomor? Kek. Dude... kill yourself.
2016-12-10 18:24
poorland pls, u have 0 iq dont even talk to me
2016-12-10 19:02
that list is massively inaccurate LOL Mao's killcount is between 70 and 80 million. Stalin is number 2.
2016-12-10 23:22
27 millions died in WW2 from Soviet side, yeah Hitler responsible for 30 mils only, lol. Man, do u even imagine 90 mils, if you summarize WW2 with Stalin "murders", dead people in one country in less than 30 years? Learn some population stats at least.
2016-12-10 19:29
Stalin killed 30+ million of his own people. He killed 7+ million Ukrainians just in 1932=33 through starvation. However many he killed in WWII has to be added to those totals. I can point to more, but you won't listen. You guys have a tendency to worship your tyrants. I'll bet you even have a picture of Putin hung on some wall in your house.
2016-12-11 01:28
#239
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Poland push3k 
"only murica can prefer hitler over stalin...typical brainwashed burger" Typical brainwashed homo sovieticus.
2016-12-10 18:21
keep living in the past poorland tard and I am NOT gay, u idiot. Learn to read
2016-12-10 19:02
#302
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Poland push3k 
You even don't know what is "homo sovieticus". You even didn't check what "homo sovieticus" means. Use google. "u have 0 iq dont even talk to me" Said by dude who 'can't into' google. "keep living in the past poorland tard" Poorland? Said by Russian? GDP per capita (2016 by IMF): Poorland - 12,492 $ Great Soviet Revolution - 9,243 $ You are low quality troll.
2016-12-10 20:36
#47
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World hsugr 
all 3 bullets for Bush jr. and go back in time and do it again
2016-12-09 22:23
u cunt copying me
2016-12-09 22:24
#75
flusha | 
World hsugr 
actually i wrote this 20 mins ago but this shitty website didnt post it.
2016-12-09 22:27
#50
kebab | 
Denmark CSagera 
Gabriel "2FACED" Toledo LBJ from hltv Hillary Clinton
2016-12-09 22:23
lol mad device lover, go on sucking his cock
2016-12-09 23:24
#138
kebab | 
Denmark CSagera 
Stopped reading at <3 Cloud9
2016-12-09 23:26
started reading at #138, used "report" button, stopped reading at report button
2016-12-09 23:27
#142
kebab | 
Denmark CSagera 
k
2016-12-09 23:27
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
2016-12-11 14:22
FalleN is two faced? seriously?
2016-12-10 23:02
#343
kebab | 
Denmark CSagera 
He didn't tell fnx that he was kicked and didn't tell the team that they had signed with sk
2016-12-10 23:06
1 thing u need to understand : they were talking about FNX and decided to kick him or just change him to substitute in friday, they would tell him in monday when they were supposed to be eating, but he knew this before it, by HLTV So he is not 2faced, i was thinking he was too, but i saw i was being a idiot
2016-12-10 23:10
#447
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Iceland Bahatla3313 
yeah but if he wanted to tell it to fnx on monday, why did he tell that he was kicked to hltv first?
2016-12-11 11:46
he said for ecs first i think not for HLTV
2016-12-12 16:42
1. the teacher I hate 2. harambe 3. Jonathan E.
2016-12-09 22:24
#256
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Germany M9ow 
what´s the point in killing something that´s already dead??
2016-12-10 19:11
#307
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Finland ELEGVNCE 
lmfao
2016-12-10 20:39
#630
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United States gtmaniacmda 
I R not Agree
2017-12-04 00:17
#54
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Switzerland Jubei 
Stalin mao zedong Harry Truman
2016-12-09 22:24
Okay, I'll bite: Why Truman? Do you think someone else in his position wouldn't have given the "go" order?
2016-12-09 22:25
#77
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Switzerland Jubei 
Its not bait, referring to the ''ill bite'' Its just that i believe that the whole world would be better right now and in the future if hitler the axis powers would have won the war, simply thats what i think. I said truman because i think if he wouldnt have been in charge, someone would do his job worse than he did, he was smart and had the tactics. Imo if a republican was in charge, he would just deploy soldiers af and they would all get rekt If you wanna know more, i chose mao because he did the rebelion against the japanese/chinese regime and made it communist
2016-12-09 22:28
Ah. You think fascism is best. Be glad you're not on the receiving side of that. If a Republican the exact same choice would have been made. The US had a shiny new toy that could decimate cities and the intelligence briefings that indicated (based largely on Kamakazi pilots, and sacrifices on the islands), that the homeland would be a bloodbath that would include perhaps 100,000 American soldiers dead. The atomic bomb was a much easier choice with much less to risk. A Republican would have made the same choices. I chose Jesus and Mao and Stalin. All three were responsible for more deaths than anybody else.
2016-12-09 22:34
#120
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Switzerland Jubei 
Okay, so you dont know the history about the nuclear bomb. USA wasnt the first one to have the blue prints of it if you didnt know that. So no you didnt have a ''new toy'' you stole it from the brits. (if i remember correctly) It was something like that or that the brits gave you it in the last second for you to help them in the war, look it up if you need sourve/dont believe me. Ah you think america is all about freedom and never did anything wrong and is the strongest country in the world
2016-12-09 22:46
Actually, I do. You obviously don't. The Manhatten Project, the University of Chicago, the Nevada desert, and Einstein's theory play parts. You don't remember properly. The team that worked on it included a couple of Brits, but most of the scientists were American. I didn't say America was about freedom or didn't do anything wrong.
2016-12-09 22:51
#143
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Switzerland Jubei 
American propaganda, nothing more to say
2016-12-09 23:28
Open a book. Learn a few things. Here's a quick primer. coldwar.org/articles/40s/atomic_bomb_dvl.. Notice where the bulk of the development took place. Were British scientists involved? Sure. They proved the feasability of nuclear weapons, but theoretically. All the major work was done in the US, okayed by FDR.
2016-12-10 00:14
#207
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United States duunes 
b8d by idiot swiss
2016-12-10 15:20
Yep. Hard to tell between baited and ignorance. I assume ignorance so I can correct. I don't care about being baited. I do care about facts so I correct. If I'm baited? Eh. Who cares?
2016-12-10 15:22
Exactly my point of view most of the time.
2016-12-10 23:25
Don't waste your time, he's brain dead. He probably read some articles crapped out by a community named 'THE REAL UNBIASED HISTORY' or something along those lines and he thinks he found the Holy Grail. We've all been through a similar phase when we were 14, right?
2016-12-11 13:52
Karl Marx and Pedro Alvarez Cabral No need for the other.
2016-12-09 22:24
You would probably kill Karl Marx because of communism, right? If you weren't an ignorant, you would know that his version of communism was, first of all, a utopia and, second of all, greatly altered by Lenin and turned into a crime by Stalin. Also, the principles that Marx is talking about existed ever since pre-Christ Rome. He simply took them and tried to apply them to modern times. Yet again, his concepts formed a utopia, when put together, but they formed the basis for political ideologies like social-democracy as well as marxism-leninism, arab socialism, dynastic socialism and so on.
2016-12-11 14:04
nice
2016-12-11 14:59
All terrible ideologies!
2016-12-12 00:38
How is social-democracy bad? That's what made your country so successful.
2016-12-12 00:55
Are you sure?
2016-12-12 00:58
Absolutely. A bunch of immigrants don't just make a working socioeconomic system suddenly bad.
2016-12-12 01:03
#66
byali | 
Poland BYALl 
hitler putin coldzera
2016-12-09 22:26
#71
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Austria db42 
your mum yung hitler Gavrilo Princip
2016-12-09 22:26
#260
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Germany M9ow 
1st world war would´ve started anyways without princip, he was just the spark who ignited the barrel
2016-12-10 19:12
#274
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Austria db42 
franz joseph never was an emperor of war, he'd rather have had peace w/ less power than war. there enough quotes out there where he regrets ww1
2016-12-10 19:23
#72
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Mark Chapman (The 'man' who killed John Lennon) Adolf Hitler Che Guevara
2016-12-09 22:27
#540
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Ukraine AndriyK 
Che Guevara why?
2016-12-11 15:48
Because he was commie bastard?
2016-12-11 16:14
#556
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Yeah +1
2016-12-11 17:14
#559
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Ukraine AndriyK 
only american asssuckers can hate Che..
2016-12-11 20:55
#555
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Because he was a commie bastard.
2016-12-11 17:14
first 2 jews and their father
2016-12-09 22:28
#83
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Lithuania Elv0n 
Stalin (for hitler) Franklin D. Roosevelt (for hitler) Coldzera
2016-12-09 22:30
1. Stalin 2. Mao 3. Palme... oh never mind xD The guy that killed The Lion of the North. Fuck is't to many to pick from.
2016-12-09 22:36
1. Hitler 2. Stalin 3. Bandera and Szuchewycz (collatelar for those bastards)
2016-12-09 22:36
Actually nobody But im wondering what would happen if I shot Hitler and get back in 2016 /discuss /share oponion
2016-12-09 22:38
no one on hltv would call germans nazis most countries would be a lot richer due to no world wars germany would be much more powerful neo Nazism wouldn`t exist antisemitism would be as bad as it is now
2016-12-09 22:41
Im so curious
2016-12-09 22:49
-Most countries would a lot richer LOL america got super rich off the world wars -Germany would be much more powerful LOL they were doing incredibly bad and hitler helped them get better Man wtf are you smoking
2016-12-10 23:27
you should realize that germany was the poorest country of europe before hitler rose to power. It was actually the greatest economic recovery of all time :D
2016-12-11 00:54
Europe would be an overpopulated place USSR would've won the cold war
2016-12-11 15:01
1. Muhammad 2. Putin 3. Kim II-sung
2016-12-09 22:39
1. Sérgio Moro 2. Michel Temer 3. Aécio Neves
2016-12-09 22:40
nt PTista lixo
2016-12-11 00:48
sergio moro ? nt
2017-12-06 18:12
Do nothing, dont want to interfere. you can possibly change for good, but possible ruin the world.
2016-12-09 22:44
Marx, Muhammad, Keynes
2016-12-09 22:47
Not Friedman?
2016-12-10 23:18
myself.
2016-12-09 22:52
you, your mom, your dad
2016-12-09 22:53
Martin Luther King Gandhi Your mother
2016-12-09 22:55
1. kate smuthwaite 2. laci green 3. Angela Merkel? because none of the above would alter time significantly, it would just prevent bullshit idology and potentially save the lives of thosands of good german people.
2016-12-09 23:05
angela merkel is the only relevant person who are the other 2
2016-12-10 21:06
i'd shoot toby 3 times.
2016-12-09 23:28
#145
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Portugal Stifmyster 
1.Colatral all isis 2.Kim II-sung 3.myself
2016-12-09 23:28
#146
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Finland jUPPE! 
1. Prophet Muhammed 2. Stalin 3. Henry Kissinger Jesus isn't on the list because he didn't even exist.
2016-12-09 23:30
Kissinger was great secretary of state. He even won Nobel Peace Prize for his great actions.
2016-12-09 23:38
+1 kissinger is a fucking legend
2016-12-10 23:28
#584
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Finland wrathh 
Jesus did exist though. No matter how much you are anti-religious, he was a real historical figure
2016-12-23 19:01
#148
buster | 
Slovakia R0L05H 
myself 3 times
2016-12-09 23:30
1. Prophet Muhammed 2. George Soros 3. Elizabeth the Second
2016-12-09 23:37
thats nice i like it. my list is without the time machine, but you're right get the problem by the roots, muhammed and soros are good choices.
2016-12-10 23:03
Lmao soros, kys.
2016-12-11 00:03
Salty democrat?
2016-12-11 01:24
You picking soros provides absolute proof that you're brain-dead and embarrassingly gullible. kys
2016-12-11 02:27
1. Izaak Elchanan Rothschild (first Rothschild) 2. Paul Warburg (Jew who was crucial in establishing the Federal Reserve) 3. Woodrow Wilson (Cuck president who signed into legislation the Federal Reserve Act of 1913) By removing these swine, America would be free from the cancerous central banking system known as the Federal Reserve, which is neither Federal, nor a reserve. Therein freeing my country from the corrosive and ruinous money changers that have fueled all the major wars since the 20th century.
2016-12-09 23:37
I wholeheartedly agree.
2016-12-23 18:39
1.adam 2.eve
2016-12-09 23:42
marx, baby muhammad, baby jesus
2016-12-09 23:47
Churchill,Stalin,Gandhi
2016-12-09 23:50
#163
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Synthyy 
HLTV BITCHES GO TO REDDIT BOIS
2016-12-10 13:06
prophet mohammed columbus hitler
2016-12-10 13:11
1. Lenin 2. Stalin 3. Hitler
2016-12-10 13:16
#430
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United States doopiedoo 
why not -lenin -stalin +marx, then you have an extra bullet
2016-12-11 11:20
1. me 2. myself 3. I
2016-12-10 13:23
Whoever invented internet,computer,phones and other shit so we socialize more,I look throught my window and all playgrounds and parks are empty,streets are empty it sucks
2016-12-10 13:23
Brzezinski, Kissinger and Soros.
2016-12-10 13:25
Nt NSA, i aren't fall for this trick! Give me a sec, i have to adjust my tinfoil hat.
2016-12-10 13:29
1. Lenin 2. Stalin 3. And you.
2016-12-10 14:45
>Turkish >Kill Lenin ok you tard
2016-12-11 15:04
1. Kim Jong-Un 2. Stalin 3. definitelynotscammer Fixed TY <3
2016-12-11 15:11
If someone killed Lenin, Russia could have invaded Turkey easily and WW2 wouldnt start.
2016-12-11 15:13
Who knows ? :)
2016-12-11 15:13
Yeah its not like Britain saved our ass in Crimean war and they havent invaded ISTANBUL you stupid.
2016-12-11 15:15
1.Hitler 2.Lee Harvey Oswald before he kills jfk 3.The 2nd assasin up on the hills behind the fence name unknown before he kills jfk
2016-12-10 14:52
Empty the clip on prophet mohammed just 2 be sure
2016-12-10 14:53
Bush Obama Hitler
2016-12-10 14:55
Trump Jesus Steve Jobs
2016-12-10 14:58
#194
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Kazakhstan ineenja 
Bismark, cuz no germanio=noww1 and ww2 Mohammad, no friccin muslims dunno third man
2016-12-10 15:05
hitler Stalin guy who create school xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2016-12-10 15:06
#212
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Guatemala Bullyzoid 
retard
2016-12-10 15:24
u r
2016-12-10 15:31
#423
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Canada josef733 
no u
2016-12-11 11:04
no u xD
2016-12-11 11:05
#201
Ex6TenZ | 
Norway orcaM 
Jonathan E Jonathan E Jonathan E
2016-12-10 15:13
#202
NEO | 
Poland camarpl 
+1
2016-12-10 15:14
I'd shoot muhammad 3 times:).
2016-12-10 15:16
Well its not like Arabs before Muhammad were nice ppl
2016-12-11 15:06
#204
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Guatemala KlassiKer 
1. Mohhamed for sure no islam retardists 2. Stalin 3. ehm i dunno man hard decision maybe some hungarian politican back in the time
2016-12-10 15:17
All Russians
2016-12-10 15:23
Lenin Muhammad Abraham (from bible)
2016-12-10 15:24
Hitler Lenin Stalin
2016-12-10 15:33
#215
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Andorra hltv_citizen 
3 random CS:GO teammates from eastern Europe
2016-12-10 15:42
gay people are human scum and thats a fact.
2016-12-10 15:45
Winston Churchill Einstein Anthony Eden
2016-12-10 16:55
Why Einstein? Are u mad cuz Einstein>Hawking?
2016-12-10 17:00
mad cuz gr>qm
2017-12-06 18:55
1.fallen 2.jonathan E. 3.pewdiepie
2016-12-10 17:16
Ur family
2016-12-10 17:19
I would kill first brazilian human on earth 2. Hitler 3. Chapecoense
2016-12-10 17:21
the founder of islam
2016-12-10 17:22
First human on the earth. Still save 2 bullets.
2016-12-10 17:23
Hitler Stalin NTC happycrank
2016-12-10 18:23
1. Flusha before he gave money to kabum
2016-12-10 18:27
made my day
2016-12-11 00:36
#243
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World Buick 
self self and self
2016-12-10 18:28
newton - so people fly my parents - so i don't birth and world becomes better kappa
2016-12-10 18:30
#246
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United States grundhoog 
Nobody, Life is Strange made me scared of time travel D:
2016-12-10 18:31
Assuming you can't go back in time since you simply can't, our option is to go forward. So, I'll see when I get there. Give me the time machine though and make it quick
2016-12-10 18:33
1. Hitler 2. George W Bush 3. Person who killed John Lennon
2016-12-10 19:12
well id probably just kill your parents and stop all the years of inbreeding that eventually led up to HLTV's shit fan base... this making HLTV a serious place for serious topics ONCE AGAIN! and maybe it might fix ur EU teeth.
2016-12-10 19:14
#262
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United States YANGGANG2020 
me, myself, and i
2016-12-10 19:14
Gavrilo Princip Lee Harvey Oswald Kim Il Sung
2016-12-10 19:15
Gavrilo Princip killed man who wanted to own someone else country. It is like u want to kill Stallin or Cherchil which crushed Hitler.
2016-12-10 19:23
yea but he set off WW1
2016-12-10 19:39
dude you have downs, go kill yourself
2016-12-23 18:29
nt no scener
2016-12-24 03:42
1.Coldzera 2.Fer 3.Fallen
2016-12-10 19:16
#298
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Bulgaria kr9ptonn 
+1
2016-12-10 20:30
#267
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Czech Republic THE_WILLY 
1. Yoko Ono 2. The dealer of John Fruscinante 3. Kanye West
2016-12-10 19:20
nice one
2016-12-11 01:32
:DDD
2016-12-11 15:32
I'd shoot Christopher Columbus 3 times
2016-12-10 19:22
#270
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United Kingdom LANK 
lol is man salty about gcse english and dat
2016-12-10 19:23
Noone because it would be immoral
2016-12-10 19:23
#277
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Argentina YH!one 
Videla Magnetto Macri
2016-12-10 19:33
Putin Medvedev fuck these two, ruining our country: imgur.com/a/kmMCm and the creator of Islam
2016-12-10 19:46
1º Hitler 2º This thread owner 3º First portuguese i meet in MM
2016-12-10 19:43
1) martin luther king jr 2) Malcolm X 3) Abraham Lincoln
2016-12-10 20:27
myself
2016-12-10 20:27
me, myself and I
2016-12-10 20:29
#301
yes | 
Europe Yes_Bot 
FalleN, Cold and Hen1
2016-12-10 20:33
1)fallen 2)coldzera 3)myself
2016-12-10 20:35
#348
Jame | 
Iceland xijmplr 
smart guy
2016-12-10 23:09
#306
kAAArp1 | 
Belarus Betle 
Hitler Franco Lukashenko r8 now
2016-12-10 20:37
Adolf Petrenko Benito Petrovich Josef Stalinovski
2016-12-10 20:49
lmao, at first I was like wtf is this, then I realised Adolf Hitler Benito Musolini Josef Stalin
2016-12-10 23:23
gj man
2016-12-11 20:58
1. Myself 2. Myself 3. Myself
2016-12-10 20:51
#317
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Sweden HasseHomo 
Theodor Herzl Himmler Tiberius
2016-12-10 20:58
#324
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Norway Duckelele 
malcolm x Martin Luther King Nelson Mandela
2016-12-10 21:23
racist bitch spotted
2016-12-11 11:21
Id track you down, go back in time before you made that post and shoot you 3 times
2016-12-10 21:35
1. the guy that dates my ex 2. 1 of the teachers i hate 3. my school
2016-12-10 22:59
1.George Soros 2.Merkel 3.Erdogan ( or muhammed, would even be a better choice i guess)
2016-12-10 23:05
+1 about shakespeare, wouldnt have to read all his fucking books
2016-12-10 23:07
#346
Jame | 
Iceland xijmplr 
lenin stalin elcin
2016-12-10 23:08
Me Myself I
2016-12-10 23:09
#350
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Finland Jardeet 
I'd shoot Jill Dando 3 times
2016-12-10 23:10
#353
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Libya Neroz44 
Adam and Eve
2016-12-10 23:16
JFK< I did it Abrahem linken < I did it Kim from korea < Yesterday No news about it dunno why...
2016-12-10 23:21
#364
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France Zodyy 
U can just line them up in a straight line 1 shot 10 kills kappa
2016-12-10 23:32
1. Stalin 2. Churchill 3. Roosevelt
2016-12-10 23:41
Lula Mohammad Hitler
2016-12-10 23:43
1. Muhammed 2. Muhammed! 3. MUHAMMED!
2016-12-10 23:46
#377
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
nt muhammed
2016-12-10 23:57
Hitler Truman Reagan
2016-12-11 00:05
#393
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Finland t33mu 
erdogan erdogan's wife erdogan's son
2016-12-11 00:47
Why not Adnan Menderes who made Turkey USA's bitch?
2016-12-11 15:09
#395
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Canada Amberr 
my mother my father me
2016-12-11 00:48
Thorin Thorin Thorin
2016-12-11 00:55
Adam Eve Adam Sandler
2016-12-11 01:10
The start of my mothers family line and the start of my fathers family line. Life sucks.
2016-12-11 01:52
I kill my cats
2016-12-11 02:31
Hitler Poniatowski The one who created "liberum veto"
2016-12-11 10:58
lol why Shakespeare?
2016-12-11 11:01
#425
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Canada josef733 
2 bullets for Fallen because he is two faced. 1 for Coldzera, but it probably wont kill him because of how ugly and fat he is.
2016-12-11 11:06
are u jealous because he's rich as fuck playing videogames and you're just spending your free time insulting anonymously on the internet ? <3
2016-12-11 11:33
#444
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Canada josef733 
nah, I'm just having fun, you're the one who is being serious.
2016-12-11 11:34
how can you tell ? you don't know me
2016-12-11 11:39
#446
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Canada josef733 
and vice versa
2016-12-11 11:39
no you're just jealous as fuck :)
2016-12-11 12:15
#465
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Canada josef733 
talking about wasting time on the internet. why are you such a hypocrite?
2016-12-11 13:55
because you deserve it (in my opinion)
2016-12-11 14:14
i also think you're pathetic
2016-12-23 18:38
the starter of the sjw bullshit kaiser willhelm 2 mohammed
2016-12-11 11:13
I'd use all 3 to kill creator of this thread nonoffensivenickname,
2016-12-11 11:20
Im surprised no one said Moses Jesus Mohammed
2016-12-11 11:24
Im not saying I would, dont get me wrong
2016-12-11 11:25
fallen coldzera taco
2016-12-11 11:26
Ditch the time machine and just shoot myself.
2016-12-11 11:27
Just shoot the snake on the tree and ez heaven
2016-12-11 11:30
sartre and.......... the guy who create a religion for manipulatin peoplE aaaand... dunno, thats a serious question :(
2016-12-11 11:31
#449
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Bulgaria BroN 
Hmm maybe stalin ,cuz from what i have heard he create izrael and was a not very funny guy ... Also bayazid 1 and murad 1
2016-12-11 11:52
would shoot myself 3 times
2016-12-11 11:59
#452
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United States doopiedoo 
1) 1874, Klara Pölzl, Hitler's mother. 2) 1800, Henrietta Pressburg, Karl Marx's mother. 3) 6 BC, Mary, Jesus's mother. 3.a) if I get murdered, or someone close to me is murdered, I'd kill the person who kills them instead of Mary.
2016-12-11 12:09
why mothers? and why karl's and hitler's? what did thet do
2016-12-11 13:49
#565
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United States doopiedoo 
if i kill their mothers before they give birth, I kill the family line. removing any replacements a sibling could have made in the death of and original
2016-12-12 04:10
karl marx, rothschild and rockefeller
2016-12-11 13:41
#460
autist | 
Latvia ploxyS 
smithzz would've missed those 3 bullets anyway
2016-12-11 13:50
lul
2016-12-11 15:10
#462
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Germany ToxlC 
I would shoot you 3 times
2016-12-11 13:53
Jack Bauer
2016-12-11 13:55
tony blair osama bin laden hitler
2016-12-11 14:03
1:Ataturk 2:Hunden 3:and last; My mom so i wouldn't exist
2016-12-11 14:13
Saddest post here tbh
2016-12-11 14:38
My dad My sister Then me
2016-12-11 14:39
#488
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Sweden RandomFanGay 
If you think about the time machine. There are two scenarios possible; 1. Hitler happened, and because it happened and we know it happened there will never be a timemachine, or else it would not have happened. 2. There is a timemachine, but what Hitler did was necessary for the world to progress and move forward. Whichever you believe, they are both pretty sad.
2016-12-11 14:51
????????????????????????????? k? ????????
2016-12-11 15:15
Prophet Mohammed 2 most important people in the outlawing of MJ
2016-12-11 14:52
#494
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Czech Republic MrM4sl0 
wtf is this thread
2016-12-11 15:00
angry russians being baited
2016-12-11 15:14
#515
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Czech Republic MrM4sl0 
so hard xd
2016-12-11 15:16
#496
LeX | 
Russia AlexDude 
1. Lenin 2. Stalin 3. Hitler
2016-12-11 15:01
why lenin?
2016-12-11 15:20
#523
LeX | 
Russia AlexDude 
cos of socialism and revolution
2016-12-11 15:28
socialism = good
2016-12-11 15:33
#530
LeX | 
Russia AlexDude 
nope, it works only on paper
2016-12-11 15:34
works on paper until people like putin and kim jong un changed it to suit them
2016-12-11 15:35
in one way or another a lot of countries use some ideas of socialism, even usa
2016-12-11 15:49
not anymore with trump as the president uk use some socialist ideas but the uk is quite a liberal country, even our conservative party is very liberal
2016-12-11 15:51
probably you're right just like in Portugal, 2 communist parties supported the prime-minister to win the elections
2016-12-11 15:58
worked better than anything in Russia
2016-12-23 18:34
Ok, then look to Poland, Bulgaria, Romania, Eastern Germany. How socialism is "good". You should thank God you born in capitalist UK in years of right wing people ruling Britain to be great again.
2016-12-11 16:18
im a liberal
2016-12-11 16:25
well liberalism = right wing capitalism
2016-12-23 18:33
is this 4chan?
2016-12-11 15:18
Stalin Hitler Putin
2016-12-11 15:24
KILL THE GUY that shot jfk cuz jfk would make america great :( then i would go 2080 and kill my self
2016-12-11 15:34
your ancestors
2016-12-11 15:41
#536
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Brazil luckyboy 
Hitler Stalin Lula
2016-12-11 15:41
#539
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New Zealand gaxen 
Adam Eve God peace welcome :)
2016-12-11 15:44
BUMPPP
2016-12-11 15:49
fox, cold, myself
2016-12-11 16:08
#548
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United States jub672 
>nigger >mom >dad
2016-12-11 16:10
Me, myself and I.
2016-12-11 16:29
#567
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United States NotGayLOL 
+1
2016-12-12 04:28
Merkel Her Father Her Mom
2016-12-11 17:17
why not kill her mum and dad and then kill someone else?
2016-12-23 18:27
#566
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Malaysia valkom 
1. Travel back to you who has 3 bullets 2. Take 3 bulletro 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until enough bullets 4. Kill whoever you want unrestricted to 3. :)
2016-12-12 04:21
#568
Damage | 
Denmark CSGOn1 
I would go back to the roman Empire and shoot ceasar and then rule it all.
2016-12-12 04:35
bump
2016-12-23 18:26
1. Stalin 2. Mayer Amschel Rothschild 3. Tito
2016-12-23 18:29
who are the rothschilds? And why do so many people hate them?
2016-12-23 18:30
An ancient Jewish family that's valued at $500 trillion and can(is) control the world with power and money. For comparison, Zuckerberg (who is also a Jew) is worth $50 billion. That is 1/10000 of their worth.
2016-12-23 18:38
why do people hate them?
2016-12-23 18:40
>and control the world with power and money.
2016-12-23 18:48
cuz they don`t care who lives or dies
2017-05-02 21:43
1- Stalin 2- Angela Merkel 3- Winston Churchill
2016-12-23 18:34
1. Hitler 2. and his parents just to be sure 3. missing bullet for Stalin - travel back for more bullets. 4. ??? 5. profit. bottom line: there will be always some sick bastard anyway.
2016-12-24 03:59
hitler andrew jackson stalin
2016-12-24 04:32
bumpppp
2016-12-28 19:31
bump xD
2017-02-13 12:20
#590
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Norway CosplayGrill 
if i had a time machine id go back to when the universe started or.. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? im confused
2017-02-13 12:31
Hi sexy mariaa
2017-02-13 12:36
I'd kill myself yesterday, myself 10 years ago and myself 1 month before I was born
2017-02-13 12:37
bump neezdutz is banned
2017-05-02 21:30
I would shoot myself three times. one in the leg, second in the foot and the third in my head so I could end my miserable shitty life.
2017-05-02 21:33
shooting yourself twice would hurt
2017-05-02 21:35
good. I deserve that pain. no mercy.
2017-05-02 21:41
no you dont
2017-05-02 21:41
I am not sharing a bullet with you. I see through your scam
2017-05-02 21:42
I would kill myslef
2017-05-02 21:37
#607
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Europe AccountName 
+1
2017-05-02 21:45
1. Abraham Lincoln 2. Ulysses S. Grant 3. William Tecumseh Sherman
2017-05-02 21:40
stalin lenin putin so ezz, no more 60 million dead russians :(
2017-05-02 21:42
#605
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Other Valeriana 
I'd shoot the time machine. Such a machine should not fall into the wrong hands.
2017-05-02 21:43
#612
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Portugal Zedonp 
but its in your hads m8, you have little faith in yourselfe
2017-12-03 17:07
#624
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Other Valeriana 
for now ;)
2017-12-04 00:09
I guess put some bullets in the ppl writing the bible?
2017-05-02 21:44
#609
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Russia Reph 
Hitler Lenin Kennedy(oh w8)
2017-05-02 21:50
theresa may
2017-12-03 17:04
#611
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Portugal Zedonp 
use one bullet to kill your mother and you don't have to worry about the past or the furure anymore
2017-12-03 17:06
#616
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United States _Twine22_ 
Ima kill both the Clinton's with 1 shot (BOOM BOOM) Then probably that ugly yellow tooth from Britan Finally I would have to go with Rocket man
2017-12-03 17:42
#617
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Vietnam rollofocker 
i put 3 bullets in the brain of the guy who invented the time machine
2017-12-03 17:43
Karl Marx And I don't really desire killing anyone
2017-12-03 18:25
Without a gun you won't go very far with only the bullets :)
2017-12-03 18:26
jake paul, osama bin laden, hitler
2017-12-03 18:28
Nobody because Im a very friendly guy
2017-12-03 18:30
#625
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Croatia mds818 
I wouldn't kill anyone, but i would probably shout the shit out of myself for allowing some of the mistakes and dumb decisions
2017-12-04 00:12
I just sell them to young Smith&Wesson (minimal risk of paradox), invest the money, and come back today to enjoy the billions made
2017-12-04 00:14
Dborn, spidii and skadoodle Dborn - so that steel wouldn’t be banned Spidii - deserves it for how shit he is :kappa: Skadoodle - so that C9 wouldn’t have to have that piece of shit garbage awper who doesn’t even talk to communicate seeing as he can’t simply be somewhat open with people
2017-12-04 00:14
#628
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United Kingdom rah(-_-) 
Hitler Pol Pot Thorin
2017-12-04 00:15
1. Putin's daughter first 2. Putin's wife second 3. Putin so that he would suffer watching them dying
2017-12-04 00:24
zaebis' xyle
2017-12-06 19:59
My mother . My father . Myself .
2017-12-04 00:26
I would shoot all three bullets in Iniesta's face and then facefuck him with the barrel of the gun one night before the 2010 WC Grand Final
2017-12-04 00:31
FaZe Timid FaZe Temperr FaZe CBass No FaZe, you're welcome
2017-12-06 18:07
NT C I A
2017-12-06 18:09
#642
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
myself
2017-12-06 18:14
im so bad i would miss every single shot
2017-12-06 18:18
Christopher Columbus Abu bakr (can't write the one I wanna without ban so this will do) Elizabeth 1
2017-12-06 18:24
i would kill random favelians and get famous on liveleak ez
2017-12-06 18:45
Tarik poroshenko klichko
2017-12-06 18:58
why tarik though wtf
2017-12-06 19:00
his face makes me tremble a lot and I do not understand how he makes a killer if he makes mistakes in many moments.When I looked at his stream I almost bellowed
2017-12-06 19:58
#650
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Lithuania Eddie_Black 
rice gum durv and clinton
2017-12-06 19:10
Karl Marx, Stalin, Hitler
2017-12-06 20:01
#655
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Netherlands duudiGOD 
1. Hitler 2. Stalin 3. coldzera
2017-12-07 16:36
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