Devil Caught Polish, Russian and German and said to them "Bring me your best car and I will set you free". After few hours Polish came back with Fiat 126p. Devil gave him hammer and said : "Destroy it and I will set you free". Pole without thinking twice grabbed a hammer, smashed the car twice and it all felt apart. Next German Arrived with brand new BMW. Devil gave him hammer and said : "Destroy it and I will set you free". German complain for a while, but brought himself up and started smashing his new car. After few hours he managed to destroy it. Pole and German were done but Russian still hasnt arrived. 1 hour, 2 hours 3 hours still no sight of him. Suddenly Pole started to laugh. "Why you laughing?" Asked German. Pole turn around to him and said "Cuz Russian is arriving in a fucking tank".