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DENTED MY DADS CAR
Russia chikken 
so i dont have drivers license and i scratched his car's bumper rly hard, like there's a fucking hole in the bumper, what should i do
2017-01-07 10:34
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Fuck RUN SIMBA AND DO NEVER LOOK BACK Or tell the truth say u wantet to impress a gurl bruh
2017-01-07 10:38
yeah its russia maybe he'll be happy at least knowing his son is a man or something?
2017-01-07 10:40
just kidding no xenophobia
2017-01-07 10:41
U kno it Will make My dad feel ok about he would love laughin at it Till the day i die
2017-01-07 10:42
You should go to the shittiest car mechanic garage in town. The kind of place where they weld 2 halves of wrecked cars together and sell as accident free. Those guys can 'fix' any kind of body damage with just bondo and spray paint.
2017-01-07 10:41
20 min arter readin and still laugin '
2017-01-07 11:09
#22
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Denmark jkaemmeister 
gold
2017-01-07 11:16
#52
Spain Ayrr 
Best comment
2017-01-08 03:52
AND NO IT WASNT IN RUSSIA. I live in germany atm. I was driving from a parking lot and ht this car, he looked at me like wtf dude and i ran away
2017-01-07 10:44
go back to russia. problem solved.
2017-01-07 10:45
KYS
2017-01-07 10:46
#11
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Lithuania ateivis 
nice troll mate
2017-01-07 10:46
Give us a picture, if you have connections you can probably get it fixed in hours, it will probably cost you pretty hefty.
2017-01-07 10:49
Ok story time bois: I was at the gym with my father, i dont have a drivers license but he lets me drive so i get used to driving a car.. When we were at the gym i said lets go home i have to be there in 30mins, he told me he wants to stay at the gym and his friend will pick him up and drive to home later (after 50mins)..he said i should drive home alone, i was like wtf dude i might hit someone lol.. He said nah just drive csrefully and it'll be alright. I was like ok, fuck it. The car was parked in a parking lot and it was rly crowded, so a guy with a Kia comes from my left, i let him go..then i turnt left towards the exit but the Kia driver somehow managed to drive near me and i hit him....he looked at me like WTF ARE U DOING and he CLEARLY was swearing..i thought ok fuck it imma run, i dont have driver license so i have to run..i drove the car towards the exit rly quick and got into the traffic so that he doesnt trace me..i reached my home and called dad and said that the car's bumper looks fucked. He said WHAT? did u do it? I said no, i dont think so, i didnt hear shit and then i said i have to go bb. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
2017-01-07 10:53
as soon as he gets in the house just bend over and give him head, works on my dad
2017-01-07 11:05
haaHA no
2017-01-07 11:07
why not trust me 100 work rate just like russia
2017-01-07 11:08
Confirmed by HLTV
2017-01-07 11:17
drink vodka, it will be ok
2017-01-07 11:09
just tell your dad you used his car to fetch a hot grill just dont tell him youre actually gay though
2017-01-07 11:10
Like the pasta u can fill in broken Doors and cracked walls ' i kno from a friend (mechanic) of mine that there is a version of that pasta made for ur accident, its cheap but the re spry oh boy thats what gonna cost u 'the hole in it self is easy to fix
2017-01-07 11:14
yeah im totally fixing a car by myself..lol not
2017-01-07 13:01
tell your father, that you are gay, and you have aids, after he asked you what the fuck mate, tell him that you are kidding, you just scratched his car
2017-01-07 11:18
+1:D
2017-01-07 11:22
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Turkey rivaluk 
never drive again. :)
2017-01-07 11:20
dude i dont even have drivers license and i already register for an exam how can i not drive again wtf is ur brain iq
2017-01-07 12:12
drink vodka then smoke weed then go tell papa iz gunna be okay
2017-01-07 11:22
pay for the repairs duh
2017-01-07 13:05
900€
2017-01-07 13:26
maybe it'll teach you a lesson
2017-01-07 13:30
dude it was an accident
2017-01-08 01:55
thats what my dad said about me lul :<
2017-01-08 02:00
it was no accident because you have no driver license and insurance ^^
2017-01-08 02:25
First of all, you hit someone else's car and ran LOL maybe it's not a big deal in Germany but if you did that in US and get caught, you're going to jail or paying a HUGE ticket. Secondly it's more of your dads fault for making you drive by yourself without a license. I would personally just tell him you did it and lawyer up cause you're screwed of the guy in the Kia comes for you.
2017-01-07 13:11
yeah i ran because i was fucking stressed dude..adrenaline was actually pumping and all i wanted to do is run. and yes, in most of the EU countries police atleast gets ur driver license for running away from an accident..which is scary but w/e i was successful in running away and its all good yeah i know its kind of a his fault but still u know..its still my fault. nah he wont come, well if he does then my dad is going to tell that he did it or just pay him some extra-money so he doesnt go to police or smth the problem is what i should do
2017-01-07 13:18
Just kill your dad so he doesn't beat your ass. Jk Idk just man up and tell him I guess, how long can you lie to him for?
2017-01-07 13:45
yeah i thought so too but damn that would be hard to tell
2017-01-08 01:56
you should jump off a bridge head first.
2017-01-08 01:57
Is the hole fuckable?
2017-01-08 02:10
tell your dad this: look at it on the bright side dad i'm not a pussy like yvr
2017-01-08 02:17
XDDDD
2017-01-08 02:19
i think if u really did it and you really feel bad about what u did you should tell it to your dad and very fast because it will be worse 100% when he finds out and blames you or your brother or mother.. also if you lie about it for a long time and it gets discovered the law will notify that.
2017-01-08 02:20
he will kill me lol
2017-01-08 03:32
blame the RUSSIANS!!
2017-01-08 02:28
dent the other side so they look symmetrical and tell him that it was like that all along.
2017-01-08 02:37
#51
Finland MMAd 
Tell your father the truth and when he gets mad and starts screaming at you then act all offended.. Next day ask for a new car after he has apologized.
2017-01-08 03:38
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