Fuck RUN SIMBA AND DO NEVER LOOK BACK
Or tell the truth say u wantet to impress a gurl bruh
You should go to the shittiest car mechanic garage in town. The kind of place where they weld 2 halves of wrecked cars together and sell as accident free. Those guys can 'fix' any kind of body damage with just bondo and spray paint.
AND NO IT WASNT IN RUSSIA. I live in germany atm. I was driving from a parking lot and ht this car, he looked at me like wtf dude and i ran away
go back to russia. problem solved.
Give us a picture, if you have connections you can probably get it fixed in hours, it will probably cost you pretty hefty.
Ok story time bois:
I was at the gym with my father, i dont have a drivers license but he lets me drive so i get used to driving a car.. When we were at the gym i said lets go home i have to be there in 30mins, he told me he wants to stay at the gym and his friend will pick him up and drive to home later (after 50mins)..he said i should drive home alone, i was like wtf dude i might hit someone lol.. He said nah just drive csrefully and it'll be alright. I was like ok, fuck it. The car was parked in a parking lot and it was rly crowded, so a guy with a Kia comes from my left, i let him go..then i turnt left towards the exit but the Kia driver somehow managed to drive near me and i hit him....he looked at me like WTF ARE U DOING and he CLEARLY was swearing..i thought ok fuck it imma run, i dont have driver license so i have to run..i drove the car towards the exit rly quick and got into the traffic so that he doesnt trace me..i reached my home and called dad and said that the car's bumper looks fucked. He said WHAT? did u do it? I said no, i dont think so, i didnt hear shit and then i said i have to go bb. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
drink vodka, it will be ok
just tell your dad you used his car to fetch a hot grill
just dont tell him youre actually gay though
Like the pasta u can fill in broken Doors and cracked walls ' i kno from a friend (mechanic) of mine that there is a version of that pasta made for ur accident, its cheap but the re spry oh boy thats what gonna cost u 'the hole in it self is easy to fix
tell your father, that you are gay, and you have aids, after he asked you what the fuck mate, tell him that you are kidding, you just scratched his car
drink vodka then smoke weed then go tell papa
iz gunna be okay
First of all, you hit someone else's car and ran LOL maybe it's not a big deal in Germany but if you did that in US and get caught, you're going to jail or paying a HUGE ticket. Secondly it's more of your dads fault for making you drive by yourself without a license. I would personally just tell him you did it and lawyer up cause you're screwed of the guy in the Kia comes for you.
you should jump off a bridge head first.
tell your dad this: look at it on the bright side dad i'm not a pussy like yvr
dent the other side so they look symmetrical and tell him that it was like that all along.
Tell your father the truth and when he gets mad and starts screaming at you then act all offended.. Next day ask for a new car after he has apologized.