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your ideal type girl
Netherlands derpthulu 
175-180cm model like figure/body face not cute, sexy~ i would say not cute. maybe sometimes but i dislike overally cute girls
2017-02-17 14:51
dosia
2017-02-17 14:52
+1
2017-02-17 14:52
#14
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Europe wonz64 
+1
2017-02-17 15:02
+1
2017-02-17 15:06
+1
2017-02-17 15:11
#33
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United Kingdom KhanMash 
+1
2017-02-17 15:20
+1
2017-02-17 15:28
#40
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Latvia fizzijs 
+1
2017-02-17 15:29
#42
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Estonia teremartin 
+1
2017-02-17 15:30
#46
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Portugal liklax 
+1
2017-02-17 15:34
+1
2017-02-17 15:34
+1
2017-02-17 15:39
+1
2017-02-17 15:40
-1
2017-02-17 15:46
+1
2017-02-17 15:47
#60
HObbit | 
United States Aceus 
+69
2017-02-17 15:50
+1268
2017-02-17 15:53
+x1080
2017-02-17 15:54
#75
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Czech Republic Rehama 
+3840
2017-02-17 16:07
#78
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Poland Perfekcyjnyy 
+1
2017-02-17 16:10
+1444
2017-02-17 16:12
#87
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Europe k3nny/// 
+1337
2017-02-17 16:20
#102
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Portugal liklax 
=7662
2017-02-17 16:31
#109
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United States Lockerboy 
+9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2017-02-17 16:44
#110
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Portugal liklax 
=retard brazilian
2017-02-17 16:44
#112
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United States Lockerboy 
nt allu go play against navi you dumb asian
2017-02-17 16:45
#117
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Portugal liklax 
ahah brazil? favela? crmis? ahahah
2017-02-17 16:49
#119
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United States Lockerboy 
1 9 4 0
2017-02-17 16:49
#124
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Portugal liklax 
1922
2017-02-17 16:52
#126
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United States Lockerboy 
1809
2017-02-17 16:54
#128
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Portugal liklax 
1500 portugal conquist BRAZIL portugal>brazil
2017-02-17 16:54
+1
2017-02-17 17:25
+1
2017-02-17 18:09
#181
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Germany GeoRg___J 
+1
2017-02-17 19:11
+1
2017-02-17 19:38
+69
2017-02-17 19:47
+1
2017-02-17 22:33
#203
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Korea Kashmir69 
+1
2017-02-17 22:40
#207
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Brazil Beicom 
+1
2017-02-19 01:09
+1
2017-03-19 03:01
+1
2017-03-19 03:03
+1
2017-02-17 17:00
#139
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Czech Republic StuartX 
+1
2017-02-17 17:10
+1
2017-02-17 17:14
+1
2017-02-17 17:31
+1
2017-02-17 18:03
+69
2017-02-17 17:13
#3
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Faroe Islands Babe69 
Juliano
2017-02-17 14:53
XDDD
2017-02-17 14:53
#18
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Italy Growl 
so overrated
2017-02-17 15:08
rofl that's the best you can come up with if you're thinking ideals? smh
2017-02-17 15:56
Real one :(
2017-02-17 14:53
Too real xD
2017-02-17 16:45
this :D
2017-02-17 18:06
#6
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Denmark thetroopeR 
having a pussy would help :)
2017-02-17 14:54
Lmao
2017-02-17 15:46
#7
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Australia .depuTy 
one boob must be bigger than the other underarm hair lazy eye big forehead always angry
2017-02-17 14:55
xddd
2017-02-17 14:55
would bang
2017-02-17 15:19
+1
2017-02-17 15:55
#82
HObbit | 
United States Aceus 
I nut
2017-02-17 16:16
i'm all 5 of them but a male rip
2017-02-17 16:18
fnaticgirl<2
2017-02-17 14:55
#69
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Croatia mds818 
2017-02-17 15:57
Too much makeup
2017-02-17 18:07
#209
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Croatia mds818 
#150 thats her,makeup or not...
2017-02-19 01:12
#208
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Brazil Beicom 
2017-02-19 01:10
#10
hek | 
Poland rafiozol 
cute face funny passionate not a normie
2017-02-17 14:57
+1
2017-02-17 15:15
+short height +brown hair barely meet them sadly
2017-02-17 15:41
forgot one. mature looking and older than ne atleast for now, but i would sayy around 25~
2017-02-17 14:59
coldzera
2017-02-17 14:59
#13
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Iceland xijmplr 
i can see ideal type in my mirror when i wake up
2017-02-17 15:00
fakin faggot
2017-02-17 17:02
#136
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Iceland xijmplr 
ladyboy???
2017-02-17 17:03
#211
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Iceland xijmplr 
Answer? Hhej
2017-03-19 02:58
Every time I date grill I say this to her: Ideal girl must like pasta, wine and be a little crazy (what I call rock&roll). Physic: between 1.50 and 1.75 (I'm 1.8). I don't like fat (so 1.75/60kg max). I don't mind boobs (big boobs tend to have an ugly shape)
2017-02-17 15:04
only retards like massive boobs. but nicely shaped medium to big boobs are best
2017-02-17 15:45
+1
2017-02-17 16:46
Only retards think sexual preferences have anything to do with intelligence
2017-02-17 18:16
hitMouse Best in opening duels 77.8% won
2017-02-17 15:05
#19
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Italy Growl 
ScreaM Highest rated 1.35
2017-02-17 15:08
device
2017-02-17 15:09
2d
2017-02-17 15:11
pansy
2017-02-17 15:14
reported
2017-02-17 15:35
#70
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Hungary Shaperz 
xd
2017-02-17 15:58
if there's a hole there's a way
2017-02-17 15:14
#55
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Brazil vegangaro 
ha...gayyyyyy!
2017-02-17 15:45
im not the one thinking of a guys hole
2017-02-17 16:10
#89
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Europe k3nny/// 
:DDDDDDDD S A V A G E
2017-02-17 16:21
xD
2017-02-17 19:48
Don't care TOO much about how they look, how tall they are or other useless things, but care about how their personality is. Every girl has a vagina, so you might as well find one with a functioning brain.
2017-02-17 15:16
#35
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Germany Splintex^ 
+1
2017-02-17 15:22
kys.
2017-02-17 15:38
#71
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Croatia mds818 
So you wouldn't mind having girl which is 20cm shorter/taller then you?
2017-02-17 15:59
20 cm shorter is perfectly fine
2017-02-17 16:26
lmao my grill is 20cm shorter than me
2017-02-17 16:28
#106
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Croatia mds818 
well,depens how someone prefers i guess.
2017-02-17 16:40
Yeah, if she would be 20cm taller than me, then it would be different story
2017-02-17 16:50
#125
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Croatia mds818 
I'd rather have the one which is slightly shorter then me.
2017-02-17 16:53
If she was amazing to be with, had a good heart and all other that type of stuff, i wouldn't give a shit about that.
2017-02-17 17:42
#179
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Croatia mds818 
true,but sadly you see how she looks before you see how is she as the person.
2017-02-17 19:04
Well it's not like you fuck her before you talk to her :) but yeah i know it's what you see at first that makes an impression..
2017-02-17 19:37
#186
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Croatia mds818 
Well obviously,but its not that easy to find out a lot in just one conversation
2017-02-17 19:38
True :)
2017-02-17 19:46
#45
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Australia zilkossj 
I'd prefer a chick I could beat up, not one that would make me her bitch
2017-02-17 15:32
Im not looking to demonstrate how alpha I am in a relationship lmao, thats literally the entire idea behind being single - fucking as many bitches you want as hard as you want. Once in a relationship, unless she specifically likes/wants that type of shit, its a no-go + how exactly do we know she doesnt classify as one of them. I havent met her, neither have you. lul
2017-02-17 16:00
disgusting fat shit barbie doll
2017-02-17 15:43
fat xD
2017-02-17 15:52
#28
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Ukraine speecher 
your mom
2017-02-17 15:17
#29
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Brazil thiagoblind 
with vagina
2017-02-17 15:18
#30
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France Zaerea 
Anime girl
2017-02-17 15:18
#93
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Europe k3nny/// 
+1
2017-02-17 16:25
#94
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France Zaerea 
Thoses retards are hating on our waifu
2017-02-17 16:25
#98
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Europe k3nny/// 
ya they dont understand this :( waifu best because no waifu no laifu
2017-02-17 16:28
JW
2017-02-17 15:19
#34
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Turkey evansgc 
Tiny girls are best in my opinion.
2017-02-17 15:21
cute girls are best
2017-02-17 15:23
+1 cute a best A BEST!
2017-02-17 15:31
#37
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Sweden mrarrogant 
170-175, thick hair (i have pretty thin and want my children to have thick), well defined nose, lighteyes, decent body, small/medium boobs. Her dad and grandpa can't have early baldness. Ambitious and independent, should make atleast $5000 per month
2017-02-17 15:24
#63
karrigan | 
France SW4Y1 
lol
2017-02-17 15:52
Bruh. All of the first ones are rare enough combined, now you want the bitch to make 5k aswell? geez
2017-02-17 16:01
#90
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Sweden mrarrogant 
i am single, shocking right?
2017-02-17 16:24
Assuming the chances of you finding a girl with all those qualities is around 1/3,500, the added factor of her making 5k+ a month makes it like 1/350,000.
2017-02-17 16:25
#121
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Netherlands Lynch^_^ 
Make it 1/100.000.000.000.000 because she also has to like him
2017-02-17 16:50
#38
Nepal TEIN 
cl_righthand 1
2017-02-17 15:25
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2017-02-17 16:29
Good one lol.
2017-02-17 18:37
#192
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Norway Mariaa 
;))))
2017-02-17 20:21
natural and no walrus
2017-02-17 15:30
#44
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United States LeafyIsHere 
Tall Very smart Funny Dominant
2017-02-17 15:32
LOOK! we have a masochist over here
2017-02-17 17:06
#188
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United States LeafyIsHere 
yes my friend
2017-02-17 19:43
#53
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Brazil vegangaro 
Tall, Petite and real white and no fake tits/butts! Alexa Grace, Alaina Dawson and Veronica Radke and alikes...yep I like hoes! I like to pay to fck by the way! ... #goVEGAN
2017-02-17 15:46
#74
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Croatia mds818 
girl hoe >pick one.
2017-02-17 16:06
#178
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Brazil vegangaro 
hoe! ez 4 hoe...they know how to fck and wont even bother ya with ride afterward...haha
2017-02-17 19:02
#61
karrigan | 
France SW4Y1 
1m80-85, blonde not boring lol
2017-02-17 15:51
too tall
2017-02-17 16:24
I've met many in paris that are above 180 its not tall...
2017-02-17 16:41
Listen, it depends. Are you Tony Parker or naw?
2017-02-17 16:45
No i dont like basketball im 196
2017-02-18 10:42
Then thats a big reason why your perfect height is 1.80. Majority of HLTV probably under 1.85.
2017-02-18 13:13
funny, big ass and not a leftist
2017-02-17 15:54
+1488
2017-02-17 17:09
#76
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United States drewey182 
My sister is pretty hot, athletic and thick. I like taking showers with her
2017-02-17 16:08
Alabama also represented on hltv i see.
2017-02-17 16:42
Incest is wincest.
2017-02-17 18:37
#80
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United Kingdom jMz86 
As long as she can blow the D then she good for me.
2017-02-17 16:14
everyone can blow you D m8..
2017-02-17 16:15
#84
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United Kingdom jMz86 
Oh fuck, everyone reads everything as literal? I know everyone can physicaly blow the D but I am meaning blow it well. Fuck sake lol.
2017-02-17 16:18
no shit sherlock! but still , very ugky ones can do it too ,thats what i meant
2017-02-17 16:19
#86
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United Kingdom jMz86 
So? Would you rather have a lifetime of blowjobs from an ugly chick who gives the best blowjobs ever, or a lifetime of blowjobs from a hot chick that can't suck a dick.
2017-02-17 16:20
only bjs matter to you? wtf
2017-02-17 16:37
Cause getting head is the only part of intercourse. Nice try, tea&crumpets.
2017-02-17 16:46
BIG TITS(ENOUGH FOR ME TO BURY MY FACE INTO) , NICE ASS AND FACE OK. IDEAL GRILL
2017-02-17 16:20
+1 for enthusiasm
2017-02-17 16:49
#96
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United States No5712 
smart and humble
2017-02-17 16:27
#97
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United States drewey182 
man this sucks with cheats in gaming. no point, but ppl will always put money > doing it the right way
2017-02-17 16:27
#101
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
It's quite astonishing hoe many of you start commenting on looks first. I guess it's just easier, for personality Ud need to think and not just follow your animal instincts
2017-02-17 16:30
not suprising the average age is 16
2017-02-17 16:33
+1
2017-02-17 18:19
Majority of HLTV is 21 and under 100%. So what exactly do most people at 21 and under have? Nothing. Live in their parents house, not much money, only a lifestyle of partying and drinking, thus the only value you can get is the looks on somebody.
2017-02-17 16:48
Not getting hltv humour in 2017 LUL
2017-02-17 16:52
#129
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
I don't think many answered to be funny... That would mean "getting their humor"
2017-02-17 16:55
There are like 5-6 comments that didnt respect personality and isnt a troll. Out of like more than 100 responses.
2017-02-17 17:35
personal attributes are almost 100% subjective. "funny" is a different thing for different people and it therefore is not very meaningful
2017-02-27 22:26
Hmm this is tough okay this is my dream girl i don't think one like these do even exist Nice personality Brunette Medium to big ass Medium to big good shaped boobs Shaved everything expect hair ofc xd Has to play video games Cute smile Pretty Makes me happy And be good at sex :# hmm i don't think this girl exist Edit:not too fat or too thin and 1.70cm-1.85cm
2017-02-17 16:38
I'd correct: Blue eyes, white light skin and small/medium boobs and it would be perfect Nice tastes my Panaman friend
2017-02-17 18:14
#193
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Norway Mariaa 
can u change the hair as well and we're there
2017-02-17 20:24
Nah, light brown hair are the best, maybe with some little blonde blocks, but not too much
2017-02-17 21:47
#197
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Norway Mariaa 
sorry but u just need to get out more.
2017-02-17 20:36
why xD?
2017-02-17 20:40
2D girl
2017-02-17 16:49
FeelsBadMan
2017-02-17 16:54
)))
2017-02-17 16:55
#131
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Germany Bennime 
shorter than me that means 175>x nice body(not fat) good lookin face. b or c cup boobs. would be cool if she likes animus
2017-02-17 16:56
I was just waiting for that 1 retard to say anime.
2017-02-17 17:01
#144
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Germany Bennime 
why the h8 m8?
2017-02-17 17:18
So in your opinion, your girl would have to be cool with anime instead of you not being a weeb and quitting that shit?
2017-02-17 17:30
#150
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Germany Bennime 
im not saying she has to like it would be cool but she has to accept it atleast.
2017-02-17 17:32
I dont get the hate on anime. I dont watch it anymore but as Kid I loved that shit. I think many people have that image of little girls with their annoying voices in their head when they think about anime but in the End its just another show like Mentalist or Game of Thrones that people watch for entertainment.
2017-02-17 17:38
Main reason why people hate anime is because of its emo viewerbase lets say. For the most part, weebs are people who dislike the world. I cant imagine any full normal person watching anime. Cant compare anime to me watching Lucifer or Blindspot or some other show.
2017-02-17 18:14
if you dont like dbz you're the weird one.
2017-02-17 19:24
Mimi is pretty fucking hot imo.
2017-02-17 17:01
5'3/5'4 Asian Cute face Yiiiis
2017-02-17 17:14
fetishizermeister
2017-02-17 17:53
tru
2017-02-17 18:02
Currently living together with my perfect type of girl for 2 years or so. Life is fucking great.
2017-02-17 17:17
round ass, masochist, around 160cm, hair not too short
2017-02-17 17:21
Go to the gym and have gains Thats Perfect
2017-02-17 17:32
smart af funny cute melodic laughter 95% polish, 5% ukrainian long+, thick waved fair amber blonde hair, but slighty more gold & darker... fak, this one imgur.com/d2BxUm7 A60 col medium-/medium size eyes 170cm+ glasses sings like a goddess not fat, but not super thin, about 65-67kg small++/medium- tities no or minimal makeup natural
2017-02-17 18:06
wtf
2017-02-17 18:40
:*
2017-02-17 18:41
#163
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Turkey Balbaros 
one that can breathe though i'd be fine with ones who don't
2017-02-17 18:15
i think pretty common in turkey
2017-02-17 18:25
#168
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Turkey Balbaros 
women? no of course not we fuck mostly camels kappa
2017-02-17 18:33
no i mean dead people kek
2017-02-17 18:34
I don't mind chubby chicks but I draw the line at fat. A face that isn't repulsive is always nice and good hygene. For personality I would prefer if she can lead conversations since I am what is known as a passive speaker.
2017-02-17 18:31
amy schumer
2017-02-17 18:39
165-175cm Long black/brown hair Glasses Game playing Cute
2017-02-17 18:34
Smart and fairly good looking, but SHE HAS TO BE SMART.
2017-02-17 18:42
#180
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Turkey partyoctopus 
-smart -cute -funny -talkative -not taller than me -not fat or skinny -good personality
2017-02-17 19:09
A girl who knows when she needs to shut her mouth...
2017-02-17 19:12
you are fucked
2017-04-07 21:29
no penis
2017-02-17 19:12
nice cock
2017-02-17 20:24
#195
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Brazil SUVAKO 
PHAT ASS
2017-02-17 20:25
#196
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Sweden alizi 
my crush
2017-02-17 20:28
#199
United States yvr 
one that will play video games with me
2017-02-17 20:50
wtf
2017-02-17 22:39
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