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Sweden memorate 
Give me fun facts about brazil to talk about. Chatting with a brazilian girl on tinder but all I find is shitty or uninteresting stuff about brazil
2017-05-19 22:29
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#1
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Brazil Flepo 
feijoada and samba
2017-05-19 22:30
the fuck is a feijoada?
2017-05-19 22:31
#3
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Brazil Flepo 
food
2017-05-19 22:32
Looks good, good one
2017-05-19 22:32
#94
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Brazil Heus 
feijoada is so bad, and the so many brazilians dislike samba/carnava
2017-05-21 03:06
#4
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United States FatNick 
The aids epidemic.
2017-05-19 22:32
#7
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Brazil love_bad_girls 
pathetic fat
2017-05-19 22:36
#11
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United States FatNick 
I would rather be fat than have aids.
2017-05-19 22:38
1,1 million ppl living with aids in USA 830k ppl living with aids in BRAZIL since 2015 XD
2017-05-19 22:43
#20
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United States FatNick 
And we have less deaths.
2017-05-19 22:56
#31
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North America bloodwolf1710 
u have 200 million people we have 3.6 million
2017-05-19 23:25
#33
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Brazil SucessoEaLama 
??? is it good? wtf
2017-05-19 23:28
#50
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Brazil autismo 
that only makes it worse lol
2017-05-20 00:49
#51
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North America bloodwolf1710 
no means u have a higher rate with people with aids
2017-05-20 00:55
Not sure if dumb or bait, but USA has over 300 million people FYI. That's a lot more than 3.6 million
2017-05-20 03:44
#60
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North America bloodwolf1710 
no I just made a mistake It was supposed to b 360 million dont know wat i was thinkin
2017-05-20 04:29
Ah ok ok. My bad for sounding so rude.
2017-05-20 04:29
#81
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Brazil LukeCS7 
u have 200 million people we have 3.6 million
2017-05-21 01:33
#85
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Brazil why10yrsban 
3.6 MILLION AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA Did the hamburguers invade your brain?
2017-05-21 01:56
u have 200 million people we have 3.6 million
2017-05-21 01:57
So almost the same amount of people with AIDS and we have 115 million more people than you? Yeah thats not a good statistic for Brazil.
2017-05-20 04:05
Our peoples just have AIDS cuz carnvival but our peoples are waaaayyy too healthier than yours i mean US is a awesome country but cmom healthy isn't their stronk
2017-05-20 17:03
#8
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Other Mortal_Wombat 
na fatso gtfo
2017-05-19 22:36
#12
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United States FatNick 
But it's true, and interesting.
2017-05-19 22:39
Diagnosed and undiagnosed diabetes in the United States Total:29.1 million people or 9.3% of the population have diabetes. Diagnosed:21.0 million people. Undiagnosed:8.1 million people (27.8% of people with diabetes are undiagnosed).
2017-05-20 00:48
#53
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United States FatNick 
Your point?
2017-05-20 03:25
Having Trump as a president is worse than dying cuz AIDS
2017-05-20 05:23
#75
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United States FatNick 
A Brazilian trying to say other countries have shitty politicians. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Btw How did all of your sick, poor, and uneducated enjoy the world cup and olympics???
2017-05-20 16:56
But you guys have shitty politicians as well what are you trying to say?
2017-05-20 16:59
#78
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United States FatNick 
Brazilian politicians prioritize sporting events over basic public health concerns, poor education, people living in shanty towns or homeless, gangs and gang violence, corrupt cops, etc. Yes the US doesn't have great politicians, but Brazil has arguably some of the worst politicians in the world.
2017-05-20 20:07
#6
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Brazil love_bad_girls 
ask her if she dance funk
2017-05-19 22:34
#9
El1an | 
Brazil ElianBR 
Talk about the current political situation
2017-05-19 22:37
#10
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Brazil chococaine 
ask about her whatsapp, 100% of ppl in brazil uses it
2017-05-19 22:37
I dont
2017-05-20 05:00
#13
mOE | 
Iraq Bad_Guy 
Breasts and butts
2017-05-19 22:40
#14
Brazil TG0D 
Fun facts? Ask her about: "Sarrada no ar" I'm Douglas you're not Douglas "PESADÃO" Dolly Guaraná And the most important: Ask her just like this " ARE U A ROLEZEIRA? EAÍ VAMO FECHAR?" Just some brazilian memes She will fall in love for u
2017-05-19 22:42
#21
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Brazil GravesGG_ 
+1
2017-05-19 22:58
I tried running these things through google translate and it doesnt make any sense
2017-05-19 22:59
br memes, probably only us can understand, she'll find it funny that you tried and you gonna get pussy 2night m8
2017-05-20 00:04
#48
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Brazil Portl4nd 
brazilian memes, without context or speaking portuguese, it will be difficult to understand. Ask her "let's drink a danone?" danone is a slang for beer or drinks
2017-05-20 00:41
#52
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Brazil lokodecrack 
not everyone knows this slang for beer tho
2017-05-20 01:28
#69
cu | 
Brazil Portl4nd 
well it's on tv from time to time, so.. but yeah people don't watch tv that much anymore hehe
2017-05-20 05:40
#71
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Brazil lokodecrack 
its like more than a year i dont watch anything at tv except for sports, nowadays i only watch streams and tv series (torrent and netflix)
2017-05-20 05:43
#95
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Brazil Portl4nd 
I understand. But if you are brazilian, speak english, torrent files, watch netflix and don't watch tv, you are part of a VERY small percentage of the brazilian population.
2017-05-23 18:44
#96
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Brazil lokodecrack 
yes thats for sure, i cant contempt with globo comedy and novels stuff, they are in the past like in the 80's, and every other comedy and series that i can watch on cable TV i can watch on the pc, i wish we had more people like that
2017-05-23 23:43
#98
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Brazil Portl4nd 
yup yup... unfortunely education is not the strong here.
2017-06-16 18:33
#82
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Brazil LeeeO:9 
unless your girl is from favela, or she has a double-digit iq, don't say any of these.
2017-05-21 01:35
kkkkkkkkkkk
2017-05-19 23:22
#45
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Brazil Portl4nd 
+1
2017-05-20 00:07
#79
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Japan jia 
this post gaves me cancer
2017-05-20 20:12
#15
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Michel Temer, he's a great man! Talk about him And to ask her about her number, you should ask for WhatsApp, 100% of Brazilians use it. But ask like this: "passa o zap ae". No error, 100% guarantee.
2017-05-19 22:43
she lives in sweden and I dont think we have that here
2017-05-19 22:56
#23
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Brazil mexicowss 
get to know some of MPB classics, if she is a smart lady she will appreciate you know it.
2017-05-19 23:00
#24
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
ah okay, btw don't listen to the guy above me, MPB is shit and only extreme feminists listen to that stuff, and if she does: RUN!
2017-05-19 23:14
I live in Sweden, every girl here is an extreme feminist
2017-05-19 23:14
#26
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
lul wtf Really? I feel sorry for you bro
2017-05-19 23:16
apparently she played CS. You have good girls in brazil
2017-05-19 23:27
Wtf MPB are one of the best musics we have here after our rock, you must be some random favela
2017-05-20 04:25
#68
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Brazil raphhle 
He must be one of those who say like "Rock na veia, Funk/MPB na cadeia" I feel sorry for that guy
2017-05-20 05:28
#93
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Brazil mexicowss 
implying Djavan, Elis Regina, Tim Maia, Tom Jobin, Cassia Eller, Cazuza, Raul Seixas, etc... are shit? How old are you kid?
2017-05-21 03:06
dude, dont talk about her country! she knows everythig... talk about the world - Niagara falls, ask her what she likes to do etc (or if you really wanna impress her, ask her what she hates... if you hate the same things instantly good conversation :D) then just pretend to hate what shes haiting, its so freakin' easy ! you will never meet her anyways, shes from brasil.. so at the end of the convo just say KYS BITCH and leeave cuz u have autism like every other guy on hltv, GL xoxo
2017-05-19 22:46
#28
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Brazil warthGOD 
^she is not in Brazil maybe cuz she hates it, then you should not talk about it.
2017-05-19 23:21
Just tell her that you feel heartfelt sorrow for Temer's coup and whatnot. If she's a leftist girl then she'll jump on you as soon as she can.
2017-05-19 22:47
MC Lan ( brazilian singer )
2017-05-19 23:16
well my favelas, this is going badly. She wants me to learn a couple of portuguese phrases in order to date her.. I say fuck it
2017-05-19 23:22
Oi! = Hello! Tudo bem? (Toodoh baim) = Is everything okay? Como vai você? (Cohmoh vi vohceh?) = How are you? Estou bem. Obrigado. (Ehs-tow baim. Obreegado.) = I'm fine. Thank you. Quero te conhecer melhor! (Karoh teh cognehcer mehlior!) = I wanna know you better!
2017-05-19 23:39
thanks, should be ez from here. What is good night btw?
2017-05-19 23:48
Boa noite (boh-ah noh-ee-teh).
2017-05-19 23:49
that did it. I will return tomorrow with questions
2017-05-19 23:52
GL! HF!
2017-05-19 23:53
#65
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Brazil jstrr 
send audios singing brazilian funk music, she'll laugh her ass off
2017-05-20 05:01
#34
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Brazil SucessoEaLama 
Say things like: Ai Safada, Na hora de tomar madeirada, like Elige did in stream
2017-05-19 23:29
rofl
2017-05-19 23:52
#42
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Brazil mvieira5 
What do you want to know? ask something
2017-05-19 23:54
#43
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Brazil primate_user 
memes all around, memes are like politics here, but in a funny way
2017-05-19 23:58
Don't call her monkey aswell.
2017-05-20 00:12
#47
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Brazil thiagoblind 
its funny to see how many brazillians came here to help even being hated as fuck. Some of us are nice people guys. you should look forward about it. Lets pretend that SK fanboys and bitches that always type "we are blablabla" never existed. We can coexist here guys. Just dont care for the ones without brain. Also, good luck with her dude. You should know that every girl on tinder wants to have sex (i mean, 97%) so, go for it and ONLY for it. dont fall in love or something. She is talking with you and 34 more. Be smart and dont follow device's steps xd
2017-05-20 00:21
#54
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Portugal MLSe 
hbugvugbyby
2017-05-20 03:28
#55
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Brazil 1_Flippy 
Ask her if she eats biscoito, if she says bolacha you better run m9
2017-05-20 03:38
Nt carioca
2017-05-20 04:28
#62
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Brazil mibrzera 
biscoito > bolacha fluminense > flamengo bolsonaro 2018 D.Pedro II the boss
2017-05-20 04:50
fluminense > flamengo ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA santos and sao paulo > corinthians and palmeiras cruzeiro > atletico mg flamengo and vasco > fluminense and botafogo inter > gremio :) the real truth about brazilian football teams.
2017-05-20 05:44
#80
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Brazil why10yrsban 
+1
2017-05-21 01:28
#92
fury | 
Brazil LeeeO:9 
inter > gremio LUL 2/10
2017-05-21 03:02
ask her if she is #teamlula or #teammoro, if she is #teamlula, run dude
2017-05-20 04:58
#66
Relaxa | 
Brazil Didico 
Ask her: How many woods does it take to make a raft?
2017-05-20 05:16
mundial do palmeiras trust in me this meme is fun af
2017-05-20 05:49
Ask what state did she leave on Brazil. If São Paulo/Rio de Janeiro, call her a murderer/burglar. If Rio Grande do Sul, call her a gay. If Nordeste, call her a oxente.
2017-05-20 06:03
Ask her if she likes "Carreta Furacao - Siga em Frente" is a very popular brazilian meme, we all like it a lot very funny :)
2017-05-20 06:06
what it mean?
2017-05-23 23:45
#83
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Brazil LeeeO:9 
Why would you need fun facts about brazil to talk with her? Btw most of the people giving you advices here are the same who spam "we smart, cry is free, blablabla", I wouldn't trust them. Besides, most of the crap I've read here so far won't help anyway unless this girl has the iq of a down syndrome monkey.
2017-05-21 01:42
#84
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Brazil why10yrsban 
a brazilian being racist made my day
2017-05-21 01:49
#88
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Brazil LeeeO:9 
what did I say that you consider racist? r u retarded?
2017-05-21 02:51
#89
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Brazil why10yrsban 
you're comparating a human with a monkey, lol and you, has down syndrome and simply don't know interpret?
2017-05-21 02:51
#90
fury | 
Brazil LeeeO:9 
read the sentence, I didn't compare anyone to a monkey. I just said the guy shouldn't do anything he's being told here unless this girl he's chatting with has the IQ of a down syndrome monkey. I have no idea why you implied i'm comparing her with a monkey
2017-05-21 02:55
#91
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Brazil why10yrsban 
Anyway, i already saw you being racist as well, i just thought that it repeated(i confess, i didn't read it rightly)
2017-05-21 02:59
#87
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Spain ATTARx 
tell her sk is top 1, #freeisfree #3majorsINC
2017-05-21 01:57
ask her how it is to live in a 3rd world country
2017-06-16 18:35
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