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German Girlfriend <3
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Poland Apollo93 
My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
2017-09-17 13:10
you were in the wrong hole dude :(
2017-09-17 13:10
#2
flusha | 
Sweden k4rlsson 
ha-ha
2017-09-17 13:11
feels bad you did this with german girl
2017-09-17 13:12
#27
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Poland Apollo93 
german girls are the best
2017-09-17 13:35
#51
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Greece Phlebas117 
yeah but its usually germans that try to fuck the polish, not the other way round
2017-09-17 16:31
#54
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Poland Apollo93 
you have bad information
2017-09-17 17:55
#63
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Germany 7ieben 
Dude, gosh! :D
2017-09-17 18:06
#64
Petra | 
Netherlands taorus 
haha +1
2017-09-17 18:08
U ever been to the southeastern US? (Florida doesn't count)
2017-09-17 18:03
#62
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Poland Apollo93 
I've never been in the USA
2017-09-17 18:05
+1 i fucked her too like 2 months ago she rate me 6/9
2017-09-17 13:13
And i fucked your wife
2017-09-17 13:41
#76
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Finland sadmen)))) 
i fucked your dad
2017-09-18 16:00
haHAA
2017-09-17 13:15
#6
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
most people don't get the joke I think
2017-09-17 13:16
Which is a shame, because considering we're on HLTV, it's a pretty decent joke.
2017-09-17 13:17
#10
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
True that
2017-09-17 13:18
I hope you don't think he came up with this joke, I must've heard it 10 times before..
2017-09-17 13:30
#7
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Germany Fanzy2 
I see what you did there
2017-09-17 13:16
#9
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Other TengriBenim 
don't lie, I fucked her last night
2017-09-17 13:17
#11
nex | 
Germany Fanzy2 
Don't lie... you didn't got the joke
2017-09-17 13:19
#15
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Other TengriBenim 
nein = no in nazi language
2017-09-17 13:20
+88
2017-09-17 13:22
Then why you live in the "Nazi" country?
2017-09-18 15:16
#74
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Other TengriBenim 
I don't
2017-09-18 15:18
My bad, i thought o another user.
2017-09-18 20:15
Typical sandnigger change nickname to Allah.
2017-09-17 13:40
#41
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Other TengriBenim 
typical slavic borat. Change your nickname to something in Russian or something
2017-09-17 15:47
He is not slavic lul. More likely asian
2017-09-17 16:31
#65
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Other TengriBenim 
I know it but they speak russian in their schools, works and they claim that they are the real turks when they can't even protect their language xd
2017-09-17 18:37
Tengri is for real turkic gods. turks are fake turkic. real arabs. change ur nikname. wtf u doing in germany, sweden? where Turkic-Turan proud? shame u cunt
2017-09-18 11:22
#72
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Other TengriBenim 
Turks want Turan more than slavized kazakhs, u know it, right?
2017-09-18 15:12
for the fellow retards here 9 = nein = no
2017-09-17 13:19
I dont quite get it, is there something i miss?
2017-09-17 13:21
9 (english) in german is nein which is no
2017-09-17 13:43
that's kinda funny tbh
2017-09-17 13:23
What is this thread
2017-09-17 13:25
issou
2017-09-17 13:28
n1
2017-09-17 13:30
#31
liTTle | 
CIS Dowa) 
was the joke u dont girfliend? cuz i laughed
2017-09-17 13:42
In anal u must go slowly at beggining and wait a bit untill she feels comfortable then go full yolo
2017-09-17 13:44
#34
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Greenland LilPeep 
are people not getting the joke? lol
2017-09-17 13:44
i wonder how many people get this
2017-09-17 13:50
i'm monkey and i got it
2017-09-17 13:52
german fakeflagger detected
2017-09-17 13:53
#40
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Poland Apollo93 
xD
2017-09-17 14:12
#42
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Romania Lexbahnic 
toilet needs cleaning. do it quick please
2017-09-17 15:49
#45
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Poland Apollo93 
Says dirty cygan xD
2017-09-17 15:55
#46
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Romania Lexbahnic 
im not a "cygan". im not dirty either. the toilet is though. go clean it xDDDD
2017-09-17 16:25
#53
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Poland Apollo93 
Fu. Ria, ria Hungaria!
2017-09-17 17:54
#39
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Malaysia phyzell 
What's the point of anal when masturb8 is the best? Sex partner was only meant to produce your junior. Or you may want to rate your psychedelic strength from 1-10.
2017-09-17 13:54
lmao nice one xD
2017-09-17 15:51
lol old joke I think that joke was made in late august 1939 by polish citizen for the first time but its still good
2017-09-17 15:55
#47
HenryG | 
Greenland fak_u 
lol
2017-09-17 16:28
old
2017-09-17 16:30
same when german soilders raped your grandparents lol
2017-09-17 16:31
#56
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Poland Apollo93 
My grandparents were German
2017-09-17 17:57
raped by russians LUL
2017-09-17 17:58
#59
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Poland Apollo93 
and you are now raped by africans
2017-09-17 18:02
switzerland =/= germanistan
2017-09-17 19:40
nt turkey
2017-09-18 15:56
9 heißt 9
2017-09-17 17:23
Like this has to be the oldest joke on the interweb
2017-09-17 17:57
#57
Denmark zand 
I actually laughed :D
2017-09-17 17:58
#61
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World TjaY02x 
rip, german girls ugly
2017-09-17 18:04
#68
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Norway zyxsaje 
lold
2017-09-18 11:23
LOL
2017-09-18 11:50
Good joke, but AFAIK German girls are super dirty and love anal, bsdm etc
2017-09-18 12:07
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