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[18+] most nsfw thing that happened in ur school
Russia TRIHARDSKY 
/\/\/\ just curious
2017-09-28 16:56
#1
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Finland runENCE 
punched my penis also hi mr. thrihard
2017-09-28 16:59
hello
2017-09-28 17:20
nsfw means??
2017-10-22 20:28
not safe for work
2017-12-17 22:02
not safe for women
2017-12-17 22:18
+1hahahahhahaha
2017-12-22 18:12
#1019
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
+1 bwahahaha
2018-01-12 23:25
#661
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Canada _Dark__ 
not safe for work
2017-12-20 16:30
not safe for work
2017-12-20 16:54
not safe for work
2017-12-23 12:35
+1 your school?
2017-12-18 01:26
#756
Saudi Arabia a1z 
Gruby why?
2017-12-26 19:56
#883
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Poland Aloes 
2017-12-31 13:48
#1105
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Portugal JMatos3001 
OMEGALUL
2018-08-14 03:55
#3
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Germany Merkelistan 
starting a fire during the lesson
2017-09-28 16:59
typical abdul
2017-09-28 20:46
+1
2017-09-29 10:17
lol swedistan abdul
2017-09-29 15:42
Mongol russian subhuman finish guy talking.
2018-01-09 13:50
Nice education there Mr. Mohammad
2018-01-15 17:30
#1064
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Finland Pikkun0va 
Sweden full of Niggrs
2018-01-21 19:55
#1020
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
I think people here need more education if they think Swedistan means something islamic when it only means "Land of the Swedes".
2018-01-12 23:25
#1101
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United Kingdom _P2K 
yeah, in arabic, a language spoken primarily by the vast muslim population of the middle-east, implying a large middle-eastern population inside sweden
2018-06-13 20:19
swedistan talking
2017-12-17 21:41
#1021
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Swedistan means "Land of the Swedes" dipshit.
2018-01-12 23:26
Yellowteeth talking
2018-01-12 23:29
#1028
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Who has yellow teeth? I don't see anybody with yellow teeth around me.
2018-01-12 23:31
#659
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India mak4u2 
Xd
2017-12-20 16:27
nigga i don't do that wtf............................
2017-12-22 21:26
Lel
2018-01-09 13:20
lmfao xDDDDDDDD
2018-06-13 19:51
ffs muhammad
2017-09-29 15:38
#7
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Europe MpK_ 
A thot showed let people touch her privates for 3 dollar a touch
2017-09-28 17:11
noise
2017-09-28 17:21
Do you learn london in this school or did you even go to school
2017-09-28 23:44
guess the thot broh
2017-12-20 16:31
#1022
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
i ded no lern lundon
2018-01-12 23:27
$3 is a pretty solid deal tho
2017-09-29 01:04
More like desperate for cigs
2017-12-18 14:47
#348
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Australia CaoNiQuanJia 
>Switzerland >Dollar?? 0/8
2017-09-29 08:06
#357
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Sweden Asiimov 
ez fakeflag tho
2017-09-29 09:00
CHF
2017-09-29 10:40
1 chf = 1 usd pretty much
2017-09-29 15:37
Wong
2017-12-20 16:28
wight
2017-12-22 23:24
1 CHF = 1.039566 USD
2018-04-14 10:17
#417
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World nouman 
south park
2017-09-29 15:07
thot? or am i dumb idk?
2017-10-17 13:09
that hoe over there
2017-12-18 17:06
aha
2017-12-31 17:47
Took u long
2017-12-31 18:32
xD vacation
2017-12-31 19:07
#885
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Myanmar almighty_so 
Thottiana
2017-12-31 13:50
Language for the pig people
2018-01-01 23:46
#8
suNny | 
Vietnam Oida 
Students filming the cleaning lady undressing. And students also made porn vids.
2017-09-28 17:12
#14
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Latvia cr00ked 
and that all in vietnam?
2017-09-28 17:22
#18
suNny | 
Vietnam Oida 
I'm fakeflaggin from central europe of course
2017-09-28 17:24
#23
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Slovakia VladO.  
Czech republic yes?
2017-09-28 17:30
#29
suNny | 
Vietnam Oida 
ne
2017-09-28 17:33
#34
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Slovakia VladO.  
nt mr knedlo vepro
2017-09-28 17:35
#37
suNny | 
Vietnam Oida 
nt mr Excalibur City
2017-09-28 17:37
#41
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Slovakia VladO.  
yes
2017-09-28 17:41
#95
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget 
hahahha lmfaooo
2017-09-28 18:08
#96
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Slovakia VladO.  
yes
2017-09-28 18:08
haHAA
2017-09-28 20:47
#594
oskar | 
Czech Republic divous6 
haahaha
2017-12-18 13:59
#406
NEO | 
Denmark felpv1ceH 
pico
2017-09-29 14:12
#750
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Russia cuba_libre10 
haha of course czech xD
2017-12-23 00:54
Shat my pants
2017-09-28 17:13
Me too
2017-12-18 01:17
#623
AdreN | 
United States kg773 
same
2017-12-18 19:20
OMG that happned to me once i had to shit very badly on schoo time when i got to the bathroom i had to stand and shit and try to aim to the toilet but little poop got on my boxers it i tried to whip it but it was so smelly so i had to throw it and for some reason when i only had my pants i still had the smell and when i got back to my class i smelled like shit and i think some of the class mates noticed.. that was one of the wrost day i had in school and that happned like 1 month ago but i promise you that never happned to me it was the first time
2017-12-23 00:33
Man dont worry if you really are 17 everything is fine. I stopped shitting myself when I turned 20.
2017-12-29 00:32
I'ts only one time thing now i'll try to be more careful when I shit in school lol
2017-12-29 11:38
#794
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Germany Bennime 
Thats so disgusting lmao. I dont understand why you had to stand while shiting tho. Also this is exactly the reason why i always sit down if i want to piss.
2017-12-29 11:47
because the school bathrooms in my school and most schools have piss and aids on them so thats more disgusting if you sit on someones else piss/spit i only shet in school few times but i try not to
2017-12-29 12:02
Can confirm this is a worldwide issue.
2017-12-29 23:13
#870
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United States MrFaZe 
it's like people can't aim when using the toilets there's piss everywhere lol
2017-12-31 01:02
some dude pissed managed to piss on the ceiling in the changing room. fucking disgusting you had piss dripping on the floor
2018-01-12 22:22
it is also more difficult for girls to piss whilst standing up so understandable have a great day
2017-12-30 22:44
Do they really call it sits-pinkler?
2018-01-09 20:15
#1023
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Most schools are so badly cleaned that I have found shit on and beside the toilets at times.
2018-01-12 23:28
#964
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Slovakia Freddie28 
Very bad aim bro, you must train harder...
2018-01-09 14:59
#10
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Korea Tzuyu 
showered /w gf in dressing room
2017-09-28 17:18
fake no one on hltv has a gf
2017-09-28 20:49
#212
jdm64 | 
United States aveng3 
+1
2017-09-28 21:13
#331
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Greece Phlebas117 
+2
2017-09-29 02:24
#349
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Australia CaoNiQuanJia 
+3
2017-09-29 08:07
#364
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United States darth_mac 
+4
2017-09-29 09:39
+5
2017-09-29 10:17
+7
2017-09-29 13:07
#444
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Czech Republic Lueg 
+6.67^-11
2017-09-29 19:45
aka your penis size
2017-09-29 20:41
#464
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Czech Republic Lueg 
+6.67^-11 km edit:mfw i realised that still not even a one cm
2017-09-29 22:00
6.67^-11 KM = 6.67^-5 cm which is 0.0000667 cm
2017-09-29 22:05
#466
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Czech Republic Lueg 
yes now i feel a bit retarded
2017-09-29 22:06
#779
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Portugal NabasKi 
you could have said light years
2017-12-27 23:49
#1026
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Europe TheWiber 
Get back to school.... 6.67^-11 km = 6.67^-16 cm
2018-01-12 23:29
#1103
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United States gtmaniacmda 
nein
2018-08-11 08:34
HAHAHAHAH
2017-12-29 23:37
thats earth's gravital strenght or something idk
2017-12-18 20:31
#665
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Canada _Dark__ 
.....no.
2017-12-20 16:33
no
2017-12-20 17:52
#815
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Netherlands ThomCS 
thats 9.81 km/s^2
2017-12-29 23:05
6.67*10^-11 means newtons gravitational law
2017-12-30 15:27
Nope. 6,67E-11 is a number. 6,67E-11 [N*m²/kg²] is the gravitational constant.
2018-01-01 19:38
GUYS this is hltv we're supposed to act like brainless retards, remember?
2017-12-30 18:50
#944
s1mple | 
Bulgaria Ghotda 
wat?
2018-01-09 13:10
#487
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United Kingdom HarryBotter 
+1
2017-09-30 10:52
hide in school and wait for it to close. then steal PCs and money.
2017-09-28 17:22
#16
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Europe true_atheist 
cameras? expected from Germanos btw
2017-09-28 17:22
cameras in schools?
2017-09-28 17:32
#94
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Europe true_atheist 
yes
2017-09-28 18:06
not in germanistan
2017-09-28 18:24
No cameras in school wow?
2017-09-28 18:24
you dont have no?
2017-09-28 18:25
Of course we have in lobbies and computer labs atleast
2017-09-28 18:26
but why
2017-09-28 18:58
#137
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United States pSilent 
#15
2017-09-28 19:13
i still got caught even without cameras
2017-09-28 19:34
good job then.
2017-09-29 10:10
more like bad job
2017-09-29 15:25
#976
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Brazil pedrok 
irony from 370 ? hello ?
2018-01-09 18:09
#967
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Germany Nuvock 
Dat means you are a dumb robber. Probably stuck in elevator and called police.
2018-01-09 16:53
REKT
2018-01-09 17:56
#1025
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Lol
2018-01-12 23:29
#663
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India mak4u2 
XD
2017-12-20 16:32
Because of people like you
2017-09-28 20:17
k:/
2017-09-28 20:57
lul big brother 1984 confirmed
2017-09-28 20:49
#332
ableJ | 
Brazil mop4r 
my school has cameras everywhere, even in the classroom
2017-09-29 02:25
Cuz your school is basically a fucking prison even rich kids in BRA7IL are monkeys
2017-09-29 14:51
#443
ableJ | 
Brazil mop4r 
it's actually true
2017-09-29 19:45
xD thats what i liked to hear :D
2017-09-29 20:36
#694
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Sweden Imfakeerino 
dressing room?
2017-12-20 17:39
#736
ableJ | 
Brazil mop4r 
we don't have dressing room in our schools
2017-12-22 22:36
#305
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Poland kurwafa 
yeah my school for example had like 316 cameras (bad area) which was actually more cameras than the local prison xd
2017-09-29 00:07
wtf man in germany thats not allowed cause some privacy rules lul
2017-09-29 00:08
#308
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Poland kurwafa 
privacy rule in public area? lul
2017-09-29 00:08
idk but no school here has cameras
2017-09-29 00:09
they most likely have them on the extremities no? a lot of my schools have put them there due to outsiders rather than students.
2017-12-20 16:35
Gymnasium here, there are some Cams where you park your bicycle, in case yours gets stolen and you have evidence
2018-01-12 22:26
#1027
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Cameras should be everywhere in cities like London.
2018-01-12 23:30
Lol
2017-10-17 14:08
marky?
2017-09-28 20:52
lmao :D
2017-09-29 08:15
#17
f0rest | 
United States Hollis 
a freshman and a senior got caught fucking under the stairs by the vice principal
2017-09-28 17:23
I think the school shooting was worse.
2017-09-28 17:25
#20
f0rest | 
United States Hollis 
That hasn't ever happened at any of the schools near my old high school and that's very rude to joke about
2017-09-28 17:27
triggered
2017-09-28 17:28
xd
2017-09-28 17:28
+100000000000
2017-09-29 10:10
boi u got him there
2017-12-18 13:43
don't mind bigbaguette, he is missing one or two or a million brain cells
2017-09-28 17:31
#129
KQLY | 
Germany Jonty_E 
2 Mil cells is pretty much nothing ^^
2017-09-28 18:51
Don't blame him, to understand this big number is already a big achievement for his nationality.
2017-09-28 19:30
#160
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Savage mate.
2017-09-28 19:43
#359
KQLY | 
Germany Jonty_E 
Ye ^^
2017-09-29 09:28
#1049
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France kleps0 
wrecked
2018-01-15 19:01
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
2017-09-28 18:41
Instead of complaining about how rude jokes are, why don't u start to fix this issue? Aren't u the richest nation of earth and yet u still have the crime rate of 3rd worlders, and have the #1 world score in school shooting?
2017-09-28 19:33
#148
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United States Neroz44 
They are not the richest country lmao.
2017-09-28 19:36
Which country has more than 17 418 925 000 000 $ a year then? Beside, even if they were the 30th best their crime rate would still be a shame.
2017-09-28 19:45
#163
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United States Neroz44 
I don't know what you mean by rich. The nation is in huge debt to china, and countries like UAE have the richest citizens
2017-09-28 19:45
I believe u don't understand what national debt imply. And since I talk about country wealth, richest people don't matter. Beside, richest citizens, according to various classement are : - 1, 2, 3 USA - 4 Spain - 5 USA - 6 Mexico -7, 8, 9 USA - 10 Sweden So no UAE but plenty of Americans. not even a nice try my friend.
2017-09-28 19:50
#173
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United States Neroz44 
Literally search richest countries in the world and Qatar is number 1 And USA is number 10
2017-09-28 20:04
that is a lie. more money flows in and out of the us then any other country. If you took the total money in our country it would be leagues ahead of any other. qatar gdp is 152.5 billion us gdp is 18.57 trillion therefore the us gdp is 1,217.70491803 times higher then qatars. all countries are in debt...dont see why people use it as an argument...dont know what a country like china would do if they requested all the money back at a certain time...go to war? probably not. literally do the math yourself.
2017-09-28 21:31
#225
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United States Neroz44 
I believe google more than stupid americano
2017-09-28 21:38
lmaooo "everything on the internet has to be true." and btw i used google. I searched up their gdps and used the google calculator to find the figure. Stay in denial...if you cant except the fact that the us is the richest country and has the highest gdp and would rather trust some stupid top 10 list then you are just close minded like every progressive eu guy. btw us education is ranked 14th in the world....not bad by any means. The us also puts 70 billion into its schools....that is federal. there is also town spending and state spending. ex. i live in a pretty liberal town so they spend a lot of money. The population is at 9k but we put 18 million into our school system...an insane amount for the population. We also spend more then double the amount of money per student that number 1 ranked south korea does.
2017-09-28 21:47
#287
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Bangladesh Ploxzz 
u actually seem smart unlike the most of your countrymen
2017-09-28 23:24
Man, Even google users know you (and so me, initial replier) is right. Of course USA is the richest country. Division of wealth per capita is not in stakes here. But u, citizen of united states of america (let say american if u don't mind) have something mix(s)ed up here: WE, THE PEOPLE (it should remember ya somthing), OF EARTH, ARE LIVING SAFER THAN U, WITH LESS MONEY, WITH LESS HOPE THAN U, BUT STILL, SAFER THAN U, RICH PEOPLE. So, are u, indeed, rich?
2017-09-29 00:28
im not rich. My family is middle class. America its self just has a good economy and a few insanely wealthy people. When i say america is rich i mean in this way and the government. Also as stated before you are debatably living safer (#216...recommend reading it). France does have a lower crime rate but a higher terror rate. And the us crime rate is not that bad (ranked 99th in the world....on a sharp decline since 2006. Would like to get it to 150 or lower) So to answer your question...no im not rich and you are marginally living safer. Still would much rather live here then any other country. I would love it if you would try to persuade my opinion on that.
2017-09-29 03:37
although to be fair considering americas huge spending margins, its actual wealth (like with any nation is hard to measure). plus theres the issue of liquidity, and actual wealth compared to estimated/investments for the future. all in all, yes the US probably has the most amount of money to spend on its society, wars, politics and economy. edit- plus america has extensive internal and international debt. so really theres two questions. who is the wealthiest?Who utilises their wealth the best (eg high military spending is arguably not the best thing to spend money, especially considering the futility and high costs of modern wars compared to older forms (which were already very expensive))? my point on government's poor economic management is that although your nation may be the wealthiest, that money is not as effective as in other countries. that being said, america is still one of the best countries in the world.
2017-12-20 16:44
all countries are in debt to each other and with increasing interest rates that wont change. I dont really care at who utilizes their wealth the best because i am still living a decent life. All governments everywhere are terrible when it comes to spending and money management. although as you might be able to tell, economics are not my strong suit.
2017-12-20 21:28
Slightly over $1 trillion in debt to China, only a little more than the debt to Japan (also over $1 trillion). The total to other countries is around $5 trillion. Over $5 trillion is owed to the different departments of the government. Pensions, insurance, bonds, and to individual people and businesses is the other $6 trillion. This was in 2013, but the distribution has hardly changed, only the total money owed. Don't talk about things you have no clue about. "Huge debt to China" is only marginally more than the debt to Japan
2017-09-28 22:13
#273
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United States Neroz44 
I am confused to what you are talking about. I was just saying that the US was in huge debt, and used China as an example??
2017-09-28 22:37
"the nation is in huge debt to china" You're saying that the nation is in huge debt TO China, which it isn't. It owes more money to itself and it's people than the money it owes to all the countries combined.
2017-09-28 22:42
#280
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United States Neroz44 
Maybe you are baiting me, but over 1 trillion in debt is a lot
2017-09-28 22:44
A trillion is a huge debt - even for a nation. A few other as huge or even huger debts don't make the others any smaller when the comparison point is in such amounts of money that no single person actually owns as much. Soooo.. Bad try at nitpicking. :P
2017-09-29 15:06
#535
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Finland mayrakoira 
huger
2017-10-22 16:44
A better one, at the said nitpicking. =)
2017-10-22 17:07
2017-12-20 17:04
#192
f0rest | 
United States Hollis 
The issue is very hard to fix. Almost weapons used in school shootings are obtained illegally, so access to guns isn't necessarily the problem, all school shootings are typically performed by people with some sort of mental illness. A lot of people with serious mental illness are very stubborn about their condition and refuse treatment so it's very hard to get more people the help they need. The crime rate in the United States has nothing to do with school shootings but it is so high because of the Drug War, which accounts for the majority of arrests. Narcotics should be decriminalized or penalties lessened to alleviate pressure on our prison systems, in my opinion.
2017-09-28 20:44
+1 smart burger
2017-10-01 04:45
lul most school shooting weps are NOT obtained illegally but from local walmart. Also its not drugs that fill your prison but the 3rd strike system. like prostitues that get caught a 3rd time suddenly end up for 5years in prison
2018-01-09 17:41
eh the country ranks 99th on murder rate per capita......its better then the average country. plus a lot of countries that rank after us are incredibly small places and islands. It can use some work but it has been on a sharp decline since 2006. I think people over exaggerate the crime rate of the us. Also there is a lot of propaganda going around where the statistics are just utter lies. independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/th.. this article shows it.....the title is a complete lie. There had been 19 mass shootings in america that year and only 2 classified as mass killings (3 or more dead). overall gun violence is declining "As CNSNews reported earlier, gun-related homicides dropped 39% between 1993-2011; Pew noted a 49% drop between 1993-2010. In the first six months of 2013, violent crime murders declined 6.9%, rapes declined 10.6%, and aggravated assaults decreased by 6.6%, according to the FBI. In all, we're holding steady on a 25-year trend where violent crime is declining." there is a lot of propaganda going around 24/7 and it is all the american news liberal eu people hear. 99th is still too high but not far behind well developed and respected countries such as Lichtenstein or Luxembourg ranked and 118 and 123rd respectively. Finland also follows at 126. Terror wise we are ranked 36th in the world. France is located ahead at 29 with the uk at 34. Terror deaths in the us has flat lined at near the 0 mark since 9/11 except for san bernadino, sandy hook, and orlando. "More than three-quarters of terrorism deaths in recent years have occurred in six countries. On this scale, the increase in the West isn’t even visible."
2017-09-28 21:23
Man, my original comment was a joke indeed. I'm trolling, like we all are. Please, take a breath, look what I said. U american are THE RICHEST, not second, not third, FIRST. U have all the money u want. U are not just rich, u have it all. What the fuck is wrong with u for fuck sake? With a lot less of what u have, we, european country (including Norway or Switzerland not in EU) can make our citizenz more happy, less poor, less scare, whatever u want. What is fucking wrong with you? I'm serious on this, u american. You single american, wake the fuck, I mean all the money u want, and what u do with it ? U give it all to people like me? And some ppl ask how we dare to suck it all? WAKE THE FUCK UP MORONS
2017-09-29 00:05
Okay I'm drunk in front of my computer. Not happy indeed, sorry. I fail the people. But please, I can't give the money back to people. I have some flaws in my journey who don't allow me to go into politic, but be sure of one thing : if I'd to go there, i would use a meme u'd recognize. Imagine in 2050, election for federal Europe :" vote for freedom of speech, fuck Johnathan!"
2017-09-29 00:13
i mean im not personsonally rich...the government is. Im also sorry but i really could not make out what you were trying to say because obviously your english isnt that good (not a roast i see you probably speak french unless its a fake flag).
2017-09-29 03:26
he is saying that compared to scandinavia you have shit infrastructure, healthcare, socialcare, primary school... eventho you are richest.
2018-01-09 17:46
i believe it is harder to take care of these things as america because our country and population are exponentially bigger then any Scandinavian country. all governments are terrible when it comes to spending money. But i think when it comes to efficiency the us is on par with the Scandinavian countries but lose out because it is a much bigger project to manage the us then a country like Denmark. I think this is especially true when it comes to the infrastructure. In this case the us is ranked 8th in the world and is right behind switzerland a country that is over 238 times smaller. And also since when has 8th in the world been considered shit. Healthcare is expensive in the us but our hospitals are seen as arguably the best in the world (plus i think it costs the same in any country because even if socialism brings eu countries "free healthcare" it ends up not being free because your citizens have to pay for it in higher tax rates). When it comes to public education the us has a lot more students to deal with then Scandinavian countries. With this being said two of the three Scandinavian countries (sweden and norway) are ranked below the us with Denmark being ranked at 11th (us is at 14). When it comes to nordic countries as a whole finland is the best at 5th and "well-developed" iceland does not even make the list (top 40). Asian countries have the top 4.
2018-01-09 21:18
Nothing to do with size when you have so much money. Your military spending is bigger than top 10 below you combined and like 40% of world total. (an insane amount for a nuclear country) 1) I dont know how the infrastructure ranking is worked but even places like NYC has big flaws. 1.1) Trash is kept on the street because there has not been any smart plans for it 1.2) Tap water is okay but greatly subpar to a place like Switzerland, and subpar to places like Sweden, Finlans, etc... Just due to how you treat the water. A lot of places in US its not even good. 1.3) Some areas are absolute trash because no politican or company has been interested them so you might have a house between two skyscrapers that is about to fall on itself because nobody is being responsible. 1.4) Amout of homeless people in general is just an embarrasment for a first world country. 1.5) Lot of areas with no sewer system and the streets just flow and become unusable during heavy rain. 1.6) Subway system is big but very outdated because max profit and monopoly. Same with train system, japan has had bullet trains for ages, why do you think US hasnt built one? It surely isnt due to lack of money. 1.7) I have no clue how Switzerland can be in the same position as US. Ive been to both places (including many states in US) and Switzerland has been by far better. Even the fountain water is more clean than Dasani bottled water. 2) US general hospitals are not seen anywhere close to be the best in the world. Some private hospitals sure. But they are all mostly for max profit and a 5day pneumonia trip to the hospital might cost you 250k when in reality it only costs the hospital 2k to treat you but its a battle between insurance companies and the hospital and who ever pays. 2.1) The capitalistic treatment of people in health care, not only diseases but mental health, leads to many issues in the society like the many homeless war veterans you have, like 50k+, or the millions homeless in general like in places like Skidrow in LA. Millions of people who could contribute to society, but are instead cast away with no security and only means to live is by begging or stealing basically. I dont see how that is beneficial to anyone. It is easy to say you dont wanna pay taxes for someone elses healthcare but when you get cancer or whatever and have to spend your childrens college funds and mortage your house to get some treatment for a possible cure, is pretty sad. 3) Problem with US primary school is again that it depends so much what area you are from (or if u get into private schools which are generally insanely much better). You can have 9th graders in US that dont know how to read, which is very unheard of in other 1st world countries. 3.1) Your school lunches are horrendously bad and unhealthy and the worst from any 1st world country. 3.2) A lot of your teachers have not studied teaching in college. When you mention Finland, for example, all their teachers have masters degree from teaching from a university. 3.3) You are referring to PISA ranking, but forget that people for example in Sweden are all multilingual that PISA doesnt test, the school buildings are on average in much higher condition, with a lot better technologies too. The children spend less time in school and have a better general well being.
2018-01-11 23:12
i dont feel like making a big long response to a lot of lies and opinionated comments you posted, maybe later. Fact of the matter is: the size of the country matters a lot. You are being ignorant if you think that it doesn't. There is so much space to cover compared to switzerland. Even if their gdp is less it is such a small country compared to the us. It is hard to comb through a country this size and develop it. The difference between russia, canada, and the us is that large portions of their large portions of russian and canadian land mass is uninhabited. With the us The climate is generally pleasing at some point of the year and therefore people are generally spread out rather then all on the southern part of the country or on a western part of a country . The swiss gdp is only 28 times less then americas and has a population 38.6 times smaller but is a staggering 238 times smaller. They can put more money into developing each square kilometer then america can (if that makes sense to you). I am not arguing that america is led by a bunch of great economists but all governments are horrendous when it comes to spending money. im just saying that your countries are not much better and it is harder to develop our country all together. Think about it as developing america is about as big of a project as developing your ENTIRE CONTINENT. us area is about 300k kilometers of square area less then the european continent.
2018-01-12 02:07
you can tell yourself what you like and live in ignorance. Your country is divided into states to make them more countrylike and easier to handle which is why New York is the only state afaik that starts to have free state colleges in the country, although plenty have for a small fee for residents.( like 6k per year Uni of Arizona). If you have never lived outside of US your views will be very biased and see US as best, world police, center of world kind of view due to your culture and news network. Germany has 1/4 of US population and live much more densly populated than US and have far superior infrastructure. Japan with Tokyo 40million people alone in one metropolitan area also a good example. Although trains get crowded. They dont keep trash in streets, far superior internet/4g, cleaner water, better sewage system, much better average school, healthcare etc. Japan has a population of 150million with 25000 homeless people. USA has a population of 350 million with 1 500 000 homeless people. You have more homeless people than Estonia has citizens.
2018-01-12 03:41
You can say i live in ignorance but i can say the same for you. Maybe im not ignorant, but rather differ on some views. Of course, most countries are divided into parts like states, provinces, or sectors. Just because The country is divided into 50 switzerland sized states does not mean that it is just as easy to control. The nation government still has to oversee and fund the states. Also you are talking like it is really bad that there is no free college in america. I differ from this belief and i think that people dont deserve free hand outs. Like i said before though, nothing in this world is free. You guys in europe think you have free college and healthcare but you dont. You pay higher taxes and the government takes that money and uses it on healthcare and educational systems. So basically you guys give your money to the government to spend for you (or give to others), while on the other hand we spend the money we earn ourselves on healthcare and colleges. I do not think the us has the highest standard of living but i would rather live here then a socialist democracy. You would rather get hand outs and have the government take care of you, id rather work for my own money and use it myself then have some lazy guy take it. Just remember, this argument is not about america being the best, but rather other countries not being much better with their government spending, and justifying why even though america gets more money, they are not as developed. Also i am against America being a world police. I believe isolationism to a degree is the best route. Yes, you proved my point. But from you stating this fact i do not think you understand because it would not help your argument. IT IS EASIER TO DEVELOP SMALLER COUNTRIES. It is more of a project to give power, water, roads,tunnels, and bridges to a country about 27.5 times bigger. Dont know why you dont understand this. Yes tokyo also has about a third of the japanese population. They pour a lot of money into this one area while on the other hand NYC has about 2.6 percent of Americas population. Long story short, Japan invests a lot more money into those square miles tokyo lays on, then america does with NYC. The two are incomparable and therefore an absolutely horrendous example. I can not find your 25,000 statistic. I found one number from 2001 but the article said that homelessness was rising in japan due to unemployment. But i did immediately find that 500,000 were homeless in america this past year. So you tripled that statistic dont know why...Doing some math Japanese homelessness per capita is about 4.9 times lower then the us. Happy for them, but that is what happens when you compare a socialist country to a capitalistic country. Good for them. I wish this gets fixed in america but it is hard to fix unless america changes their policies around drastically which most a lot of people would not support. Not true. And yes Estonia has a Homelessness rate about 1.7 times lower, but again it is hard to support people across almost 4 million square miles, then people across 17,504 square miles.
2018-01-12 22:18
You are pretty brainwashed m8.
2018-01-15 02:38
yes yes. good response. thats the one. eu socialist calls me brainwashed. I love how online every time someone wins any argument the other person just says that hes brainwashed. have a good day sir.
2018-01-15 03:40
Well there is nothing to argue about when youve only experienced “american dream” brainwash and find something like free health care absurd. You clearly lack a lot of life experience and imagination, which only time and travelling will teach.
2018-01-15 06:03
lmao. thanks for the reassurance. I would love for health care to he free but it just isnt possible. Someone has to pay for the lights in the hospital to be on. The fact that you dont realize that you pay for your healthcare in higher tax rates just shows that YOU are brainwashed. Yes im sorry i lack imaginations. I guess im more of a realist. You cant act more childish and imagine that your healthcare is free though. Edit: you have told me that you have visited the states but have you become a citizen here and moved to the states? If not, then dont say that you have experienced both and lie to yourself.
2018-01-15 17:21
i went to highscool, uni and worked in states. you are pretty narrow minded. When you provide free healthcare to everyone then you have less diseases in the streets including tuberculosis or whatever, and also take care of homeless veteran mental stability problems that might snap and start attacking people. That is one reason why US has multiple areas where you dont dare to walk at night but in Scandinavia those areas are pretty much nonexistent. Also you make it sound a lot but in reality you probably pay as much for a great health insurance than you would for ”free” healthcare to everyone. If you cut your military budget by 1/3 you would probably provide free healthcare and state unis to every1 in US without changing taxes, and still spend more in military than top5 combined
2018-01-15 19:10
mate, you arent reading what im writing. "I would love for health care to he free but it just isnt possible. Someone has to pay for the lights in the hospital to be on." And personally in the states there is nowhere that i fear walking through. But that is just me. (in response to your last statement) It is a mindset in the states. We dont want any socialist policies because we want what we earn to benefit us because of our hard work. We dont want to work hard and pay our taxes to support a lazy bum who doesnt work but wants to go to college for free. If you cant see that stance as a reasonable one then you are the naive one.
2018-01-15 19:27
USA isn’t a homogenous population with homogeneous interests. Just look what happened as soon as Germany, Sweden, and other countries began importing immigrants. Crimes aside or whether multiculturalism is good or not, different cultures in large numbers naturally bring different agendas to the table. Tribalism is nothing new to biology and served a powerful evolutionary purpose and we are seeing it played out today, only we aren’t monkeys in trees anymore. But we still have largely the same genetic information...~99.5% or whatever that number is today.
2017-12-20 16:25
Correct.
2017-12-26 20:07
actually religion wise its very homogeneous with like 80% christian, 2%judaism and they only have 0,9% muslim
2018-01-15 06:11
80% identify as christian but most are not. The us has become increasingly secular, especially where i live, in the New England region. Those people only identify because they celebrate Christmas and Easter holidays, but dont actually follow the relgion.
2018-01-15 17:25
about 20% are atheist. but still very homogeneous if you are raised among christian rituals and ideals compared to muslim
2018-01-15 18:52
statistics online will tell you that. Because a lot of people in america celebrate christian holidays but almost none of them really follow the religion. i cant give a good estimate but where i live about 25-40 percent of the population goes to a chiristian church at least once a month.
2018-01-15 19:21
Paris was worse
2017-09-29 02:07
I don't wear a shield bro, but since I talk about it in several threads, I expect you to be aware about my situation. And if u are not, I don't mind my to talk about it : I was in Paris terror attacks. a Birthday party. I was in toilet when the guy came and shoot every one. I was a smoker back then, so without this pee obligation I would probably be one of those shooted. A lot of my friends died this day. But yet I take your reply as joke, like mine was wrote. Have a nice day fellow member of HLTV Nation.
2017-09-29 02:20
#512
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
barring the shit u been thru a hltv nation would be interesting to say the least
2017-09-30 19:19
people sexing/blowing under staircase girl tried to hanged herself at school
2017-09-28 17:31
#28
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Slovakia VladO.  
did she succeed?
2017-09-28 17:32
no i kissed her and she squirted so hard the rope broked.
2017-09-28 17:34
#32
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Slovakia VladO.  
u sex her afterwards?
2017-09-28 17:34
idk, is the sky blue? :D
2017-09-28 17:35
#35
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Slovakia VladO.  
yes
2017-09-28 17:35
it's not
2017-09-28 17:48
#93
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Slovakia VladO.  
yes
2017-09-28 18:04
it's not
2017-09-28 18:22
#107
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Slovakia VladO.  
yes
2017-09-28 18:23
it's not
2017-09-28 18:23
#109
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Slovakia VladO.  
yes
2017-09-28 18:24
it's not
2017-09-28 18:24
yes
2017-09-28 18:46
it's not
2017-09-28 18:56
#134
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Faroe Islands I_Oof_myself 
Yes
2017-09-28 18:59
#150
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United States Neroz44 
It's not
2017-09-28 19:36
#162
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Yes
2017-09-28 19:43
#165
Snax | 
Europe Nestuno 
It's not
2017-09-28 19:49
#178
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Denmark Whispyy 
Yes
2017-09-28 20:20
#191
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Latvia kaspianso 
It's not
2017-09-28 20:38
yes
2017-09-28 20:50
#213
jdm64 | 
United States aveng3 
It's not
2017-09-28 21:16
yes
2017-12-20 15:21
#905
byali | 
Japan KasPro 
it's not
2018-01-02 02:59
#204
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Hungary WolfITW 
Yes
2017-09-28 20:52
#206
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United Kingdom ElPolzerino 
Yes
2017-09-28 20:53
#286
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Europe Ferato_ 
Yes
2017-09-28 23:23
yes
2017-09-29 01:31
#386
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Denmark Whispyy 
Yes
2017-09-29 12:56
Yes
2017-09-29 13:01
#403
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Europe Ferato_ 
No
2017-09-29 14:10
It's hot
2017-09-29 14:34
#458
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
yes
2017-09-29 20:40
#459
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
it's pot
2017-09-29 20:40
#501
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
yes
2017-09-30 15:17
int's not
2017-09-30 19:16
yes
2017-12-20 18:35
#946
s1mple | 
Bulgaria Ghotda 
NO!
2018-01-09 13:12
roses are red blyat
2017-09-28 23:43
My question has apparently unintentionally sparked intense, intellectual debate among the HLTV community.
2017-09-28 23:50
#333
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Latvia kaspianso 
yes
2017-09-29 03:02
well the sky isnt technically blue.
2017-12-20 16:45
#642
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Ireland Noct9rn 
"broked" nice fakeflagging
2017-12-20 15:17
#669
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India mak4u2 
Rofl
2017-12-20 16:37
I have been here so long seeing bad english that i have no idea whats wrong and right anymore
2017-12-20 17:17
#680
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Ireland Noct9rn 
xd
2017-12-20 17:18
I arent think that
2018-01-08 11:54
#25
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Croatia mds818 
striptease>in class shouting to the teacher that they would fuck her
2017-09-28 17:31
15 year old got pregnant from fucking in a science lab
2017-09-28 17:34
#36
fnx | 
Poland neverbait 
uk elige
2017-09-28 17:35
wtfffffff
2017-09-28 17:40
#63
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
girl in my school got pregnant to her boyfriends older brother while her boyfriend was in jail all at the age of 15 haha
2017-09-28 17:50
daaaaaaaaaamn
2017-09-28 17:50
UK lul
2017-09-28 19:36
holy shit are you fakeflagger from Brazil?
2017-09-28 19:42
LOOOL
2017-09-29 09:33
#529
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France DepLANRCTP 
OMFG, good shit
2017-10-17 19:12
#913
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Malaysia byaIi 
lol
2018-01-08 12:22
birmingham? edit- actually, was it liverpool?
2017-12-20 16:46
Blowed up a toilet with a firework - surprisingly one polander and Mario came out of it
2017-09-28 17:40
hahahha
2017-09-28 17:41
#43
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Slovakia VladO.  
did he cleanered the toilet?
2017-09-28 17:41
#292
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Israel PapaObama 
ahahahaha i love you
2017-09-28 23:30
xD
2017-12-18 01:11
#44
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Indonesia yolorize 
I fapped in the study room once when I was totally alone. It was in 6th grade or something, no joke, not my most exotic fap though it was a very good thrill. Then the next day a girl blackmailed me as she had taken a pic of me in simple self pleasuring activity. Guess what happened next?
2017-09-28 17:41
you woke up?
2017-09-28 17:43
#59
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Indonesia yolorize 
Noo
2017-09-28 17:49
#52
ISSAA | 
Japan LiLeX 
you eat her phone?
2017-09-28 17:47
#65
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Indonesia yolorize 
no but I did taste her pussy, had a strong fish sent
2017-09-28 17:50
#56
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
i arent think that
2017-09-28 17:48
#172
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United States gtmaniacmda 
>school >african union nah
2017-09-28 20:02
#240
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Indonesia yolorize 
I actually have african origins but the thing happened in an eu school, so yeah I live in eu m8
2017-09-28 22:05
France i assume. A lot of black people there and you <3 Happy - french player
2017-09-30 16:51
#509
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Indonesia yolorize 
close, actually belgium aha coz waffles>baguette and about the story folks, I fapped thinking about a grill that would bust me (lenny face) you know, just one of those weird yet normal fantaisies
2017-09-30 18:59
#877
ropz | 
Belgium khz29 
we also got fries :))
2017-12-31 01:28
#45
ISSAA | 
Japan LiLeX 
got so angry at my teacher that I got a boner
2017-09-28 17:43
A girl in my class used to wear those really fucking thin yoga pants to school and she would literally try to show her ass off as much as humanly possible. It got to the point when she would on purpose lean on a desk with her back facing someone sitting redicilously close to her. I swear to fucking god I could see every single fucking crease she had.
2017-09-28 17:46
#53
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
bro we had a teacher like that and everyday we could all basically see her full vagina through them it was mad for a group of like 15 year olds to see that she was kinda fit too
2017-09-28 17:48
I mean, I used to be in a really fuckin compitent school, so it was a really strange and lewd thing to do. Fyi wearing a shorter type of skirt was like the worst fkin crime.
2017-09-28 17:52
#70
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
my school was a shithole because I decided to go with my mates and not what was better education-wise. Got some great experiences out of it though
2017-09-28 17:52
#51
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
Guy was fully wanking off in lesson like half the room clocked it and he didnt notice like everyone could see his arm going like everyday but nobody said anything and after like a few weeks/month we looked under his desk and there were cumstains all over the under of the desk and carpet it was disgusting. Also a teacher in our school was caught with child porn and pictures and videos of kids in our school from a few years back and was fuckin taken out of school by police lmao
2017-09-28 17:47
#54
ISSAA | 
Japan LiLeX 
Expected
2017-09-28 17:48
#72
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
teacher was actually polish and wank kid was part bangladeshi or some shit
2017-09-28 17:52
#595
oskar | 
Czech Republic divous6 
expected
2017-12-18 14:11
xd
2018-01-12 22:32
hmm i also had a pedo teacher with child porn on their loptop. so many similarities between our schools. staring to think we may have gone to the same place Lol
2017-09-28 17:54
#77
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
did he have a polish last name maybe we did lmao
2017-09-28 17:55
cant remember haha
2017-09-28 17:56
#83
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
what part of england you in south, north, midlands?
2017-09-28 17:58
#154
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United States Neroz44 
He went in south
2017-09-28 19:39
#81
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United Kingdom tec9meister 
I remember some girl left her used bloody tampon stuck under a table in english and this guy called luke who was a real dickhead felt it not knowing what it was and when he looked he flipped the table and started crying ffs
2017-09-28 17:57
Sounds like UK has its fair share of problems after reading all these threads. Just better at hiding it then America :P
2017-12-20 16:32
A teacher in my secondary school went to prison for child porn as well. There were a couple or other teachers who were rumoured to look up girls skirts and stuff but I don’t think that was ever confirmed.
2017-12-20 17:00
#914
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Malaysia byaIi 
XD
2018-01-08 12:24
Guy caught masturbating in class when teacher lifted the book to "find out" what he was doing under the bench. His dick was out for harambe
2017-09-28 17:51
#210
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
lmfao
2017-09-28 21:09
Ahahahah that made me wake up everyone in my house
2017-12-18 01:24
Me and a couple of friends once grew weed in one of the pots that had big plants in our high schools cafeteria (the cafeteria plant was placed in a corner where most people didnt go and we placed the weed plant behind it ). We planted the seed and took turns watering it every other day doing recess, with a 1/2 liter water filled coca cola bottle (standing next to the cafeteria plant and casually pouring water in the pot when no one was looking ) . When the plant was about 10-15 inches we took in home in a cardboard box and replanted it in one of my friends garden. Nobody ever noticed that we did it :D We just did it for kicks (we could easily have grown it somewhere else)
2017-09-28 17:54
I'm calling FBI.
2017-09-28 18:00
#117
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Slovakia VladO.  
lmao gold
2017-09-28 18:37
Sex on stairs \o/
2017-09-28 17:56
Martin, why was my vocaroo thread deleted? :<
2017-09-28 17:59
Maybe it was useless?
2017-09-28 19:50
99% of the threads are actually useless And it was quiet a lot of fun and people had a good time I didnt break the rules, did I?
2017-09-28 19:51
#261
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Serbia SuperShark 
Didn't expect an admin on this thread
2017-09-28 22:27
#223
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United States Neroz44 
You are my favorite mod!
2017-09-28 21:37
are u actually gay
2017-09-28 22:01
No sorry mate. You have to find love elsewhere.
2017-09-29 11:29
whys it say boyfriend then just a joke?
2017-09-30 09:16
was it with a guy?
2017-12-17 20:49
Unless your mother is a man; then no.
2017-12-17 21:35
my mother died when she gave birth to me nt bad b8 0/8
2017-12-17 21:56
Thats why she stopped sexting me.
2017-12-17 23:39
boy u were like 9 or 10 u didnt even know what pussy meant
2017-12-18 16:10
I didnt. But she sure taught me. Also about ass. If you know what I mean.
2017-12-18 20:38
she never was in Denmark nt 0/8 bad b8 m8
2017-12-18 20:53
She May not have travelled around the World; But she sure was around the block.
2017-12-18 22:40
ok now stop baiting we know u r still virgin
2017-12-18 22:41
#617
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Turkey yasinavsar 
Wtf fndksndndj Martin on fire !! lmao
2017-12-18 18:01
#626
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Switzerland hey_b0ss 
reported, enjoy ban
2017-12-18 19:29
damn kid got rekt by an admin
2017-12-18 01:18
#620
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Brazil Banaburguer 
lol, best admin
2017-12-18 19:07
Martin ‘the savage!’
2017-12-20 16:36
someone from my school back in the day took a shit and didn't flush, instead collected the shit to a cafeteria cup and threw the cup with shit into a wall and there was shit all over the place, think the kid got expelled too lol
2017-09-28 17:59
#84
hardstyle | 
Turkey B^S 
Wtf
2017-09-28 17:59
Was he a coprophile?
2017-09-28 18:02
dont know, never were friends with him, don't even remember his name tbh lol
2017-09-28 18:03
LOOOOOOOOOL
2017-09-28 18:09
danes
2018-01-15 21:05
Fired up a ping-pong ball in the classroom
2017-09-28 18:01
lol u nas chelik posle vipusknogo u4ilke pod dver nasral ))
2017-12-18 13:40
#705
God | 
Russia STDGod 
LOLOOLLLLLOOOLL
2017-12-20 20:44
xD
2017-12-20 21:27
wtf :DDD
2017-12-29 23:31
#878
ropz | 
Belgium khz29 
lmao hahahahah
2017-12-31 01:34
My friend came in a Hitler custom with the right litlle beard of him. He greeted everyone with a nice ''Sieg heil''. He then got kicked out of the school and had to go to school 50 kilometers away xd
2017-09-28 18:02
hahaha
2017-09-28 18:14
#915
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Malaysia byaIi 
poor guy
2018-01-08 12:31
A guy full on fucking pointed his face like a gun and vomited all over the guy sitting next to him. I fucking died laughing xd.
2017-09-28 18:02
#475
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Australia kTw0 
straya
2017-09-30 04:07
ROFL
2018-04-14 10:14
#99
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Finland AxaFin 
17 year old girl's nudes got leaked LUL CP bestest
2017-09-28 18:11
nice
2017-09-28 18:14
same but the girl was like 15 or 14
2017-10-17 13:17
#844
Nifty | 
Europe osshake 
i need that pictures.
2017-12-30 17:09
#977
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Portugal martimmfpf 
pictures or it didnt happen
2018-01-09 18:09
#1100
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Poland SeweryNN 
Nt pedophile
2018-06-13 20:17
17 "CP" rofl
2018-04-14 10:14
#100
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Denmark oskarsports 
Maths
2017-09-28 18:12
damn. this is the wildest thing I've read under this post. sick.
2017-12-18 17:02
girl fingered herself during class
2017-09-28 18:21
thats new, was she hot?
2017-12-29 23:34
some guy stabbed some other guy with a kitchen knife during some random cooking class was fun
2017-09-28 18:26
#228
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Slovakia Ganjamel 
was fun xD
2017-09-28 21:45
#268
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Spain G3CK0 
I don't know Rick, it seems fake
2017-09-28 22:32
#986
Nifty | 
United States Proverb 
Some kid got stabbed and killed in the hallway. It was over a girl...
2018-01-09 19:50
some people just shouldn't be allowed to walk among other human beings, too retarded
2018-01-09 20:10
#116
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Europe TaliH 
2 kids in 6th grade got caught doing anal.
2017-09-28 18:31
#118
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Slovakia VladO.  
6th grade lmao
2017-09-28 18:39
#119
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Europe TaliH 
It's true LUL
2017-09-28 18:39
I laughed IRL! xD
2017-09-28 19:25
#637
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Iceland xijmplr 
I laughed IRL! xD
2017-12-18 21:58
#122
KRIMZ | 
Sweden FnerZy 
In 4th or 5th grade a kid in my class stabbed a teacher with a pencil.
2017-09-28 18:42
#151
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Kuwait EU_OMEGALUL 
yeah my classmate used to do it aswell in like 5th-8th grade lol
2017-09-28 19:38
#156
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Kuwait EU_OMEGALUL 
He also stabed a classmate in the neck with a pencil (7th or 8th grade)
2017-09-28 19:40
a girl in my old school stabbed a teacher in her boobs with a pencil lmao
2017-12-30 19:13
#124
flusha | 
Sweden mellee 
some kid in 5th grade brought a air soft gun and started shooting ppl in their heads from a bush... police came xddd
2017-09-28 18:44
#125
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United Arab Emirates pigeoN1 
My english teacher opened his nudes folder instead of his papers folder.. his wifes nudes got exposed xD
2017-09-28 18:44
This is when I was in 10th grade, new teacher to school (Mr james) taught PE he was like early 20s. anyway, in my class there were a group of about 6 girls (all super fucking hot like 8/10 at very least) and they would always sorta flirt with him, not seriously but yknow. Hed been at the school like 3 weeks and we'd just had PE and there were bottles of water for everyone so everyone grabbed one and went off to lunch except me and 2 of my mates who had to pack up all the gear and bring it back to the equipment room in the corner of the oval. so it took us like 20 min to take down the goals and we had to drag them across 2 fields. So we're dragging them across and the principle is giving a tour to a some kid and his parents and little sister, he sees my mate is struggling with the goal so he goes and gives him a hand. We get to the store room (smallish building in corner of school) we open the door and the first thing me, my mates, the principle and the family see is 5 unconscious, hot naked girls covered in jizz lying on the floor and mr james with his cock in another. you should have seen the look on everyones faces. the family straight left, pre sure that kid and his sister are scared for life. principle was beyond furious ofc, police came he was arrested and is servering his like min 15 year scentence. oh yeah and now those 6 girls have their nudes leaked all over the school and one commited suicide only a couple months ago Edit: those 6 girls were all bitchy thots, they all lost their virginity in like grade 6 (i hooked up with one of them at a party and she told me)
2017-09-28 19:08
Well, that sounds real. xD
2017-09-28 19:27
I cant make you believe anything but its a true story. I will admit it sounds ridiculous in words. you really had to be there i suppose :P
2017-09-28 20:51
i don't believe you, unless you describe the appearance of some of the girls and the p.e teacher
2017-12-18 16:29
its australia its real
2017-09-28 22:05
mr james is a hero
2017-09-28 22:06
#267
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Spain G3CK0 
I don't know Rick, it seems fake
2017-09-28 22:32
Mr James died for us all
2017-09-29 13:11
he fucked 6 6th graders at ONCE? what the fuck. what a beast. xD
2017-12-18 01:15
#1082
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Russia zhivich 
Did you have that pictures? Kappa @plum58 telgram, I would some pay nohomo
2018-06-13 19:23
#1082
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Russia zhivich 
Did you have that pictures? Kappa @plum58 telgram, I would some pay nohomo
2018-06-13 19:23
#1082
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Russia zhivich 
Did you have that pictures? Kappa @plum58 telgram, I would some pay nohomo
2018-06-13 19:23
#133
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
I had a teacher in the 12. class (I was 18 at that time) who looked ALMOST THE SAME as: dyncdn.me/posters2/6/69133539418012c2b4a.. i1.fuskator.com/large/-pqUuh1UWUH/Babe-P.. She wasnt that old as the woman in the pictures and only had a little smaller figure. We were her last class at school before she left for another and so we bought her a T-Shirt on which we all signed and the shirt was so fucking tight (cause we didnt get her size right). However, she still put it on and it was so tight, her figure and whole upper body was just so defined. I was everytime the last to leave the classroom, cause I packed my bag often without haste. After that lesson I was just having a small talk with her while packing my things (you know, stuff like "its sad that you have to leave bla bla bla"). You have to imagine my place being on the left side of the teachers table directly next to it and to leave the room I had to walk behind the teachers table, close to the whiteboard and when I just walked by to leave for the pause, my teacher turned around and grabbed my dick. She then just smiled at me, took my hand and placed it on her chest. She said to me to sit down, cause she wanted to have a talk to me. She closed the door and locked it. Coming back to the teachers table, she took off her new shirt and unbuttoned her blouse, releasing her majestic tits. She then went on and sucked me off, while I was allowed to shoot my load on her hands. We cleaned up and left. When my friends asked my why I came so late into the pause I said jokingly that I just got blown by our teacher and sprayed all over her arms. Of course they took it as a joke. The next coming days we had two more lessons by that teacher and it was somehow awkward for me to pop a boner in class when thinking back.
2017-09-28 18:58
xDDDD
2017-09-28 19:30
#215
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
Im not even joking. I still have that teacher as a friend on Facebook LUL
2017-09-28 21:22
are you jacked?
2017-12-18 16:32
#631
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
I wouldnt call myself the most beautiful man on earth, but im not ugly. Body-wise im pretty good though. The only thing missing is a defined six-pack.
2017-12-18 20:29
#274
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Spain G3CK0 
I don't know Rick, it seems fake
2017-09-28 22:37
#302
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Spain mar1no 
Are you sure about that?
2017-09-28 23:59
#346
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Spain G3CK0 
If its real it could be worth a fortune
2017-09-29 07:58
#344
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
Its real though.
2017-09-29 06:36
if it's fucking real you're a legend dude
2017-09-29 13:13
#440
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
I still have that teacher as a friend on Facebook and she also attentded our graduate party a year later. Boy, that was awkward...
2017-09-29 15:59
link pls (i wont type smth to her)
2017-12-18 13:45
#630
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
Nah sorry m8. I wont leak anything from her^^
2017-12-18 20:27
#1088
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
Faceless pic? Show us how defined her body is. Cmon man, you can't just leave us hanging like this.
2018-06-13 19:40
#1095
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
Oh shit, old thread revived. I will see if I can get something.
2018-06-13 20:01
#1096
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
Didn't even notice until after I posted. Thanks brother! We believe in you.
2018-06-13 20:02
#1097
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
imgur.com/kjAQ2Dm Best I can find atm. Its from one of her Zumba classes that she teaches
2018-06-13 20:06
#1098
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
She looks really old... How long ago did she suck you off? Oh, and thanks for the effort btw! Was hoping to see some curves or bobs though(((
2018-06-13 20:09
#1099
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
Should be like 4 years ago. She was beginning/mid thirties, I believe. So today she is about 38-40.
2018-06-13 20:10
#135
Laz | 
Japan Neion4ty7 
some year 9 old slut had a threesome in the elevator for handicapped people. (Australian high school) In Japan, eh idk my friends older sister was hot seeing her bra in their bathroom got me a boner (not school related i guess though)
2017-09-28 19:10
Girl had seizure in the middle of lunch America btw
2017-09-28 19:11
Went to class once, everybody was there. It was amazing, never happened before that we had a full classroom.
2017-09-28 19:25
#607
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Latvia ploxyS 
Good one
2017-12-18 16:51
#643
RpK | 
France hltvuser1 
pic or fake
2017-12-20 15:18
i skipped school once
2017-09-28 19:28
lul wtf bro
2017-09-28 22:04
#293
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Israel PapaObama 
reported to police
2017-09-28 23:35
+1
2017-09-29 20:24
damn!
2017-12-18 17:05
#978
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Portugal martimmfpf 
death penalty, good bye my friendo
2018-01-09 18:15
#1065
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France KryzzZie 
I'm calling 911
2018-01-21 20:12
I went in public high school, in poor area (we call it ZEP). In fact it was the poorest high school of the city and yet, there is no trouble coming in my mind.
2017-09-28 19:35
#152
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Europe kennyBeast 
There was a girl who allowed to touch her boobs for 2€.
2017-09-28 19:39
a kid once shit below a table football table
2017-09-28 19:40
#282
ISSAA | 
Japan LiLeX 
rofl
2017-09-28 23:18
#164
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United Kingdom Cha4s 
A boy paid a girl to place his balls over the girls forehead
2017-09-28 19:46
what the actual fuck
2017-09-28 19:53
xDDDDD
2017-09-28 20:51
#358
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Sweden Asiimov 
ROFL
2017-09-29 09:04
ok
2018-01-15 21:12
a guy tried too kill another one with a compass Obs: that happens a lot in public schools on Brazil but I studied in a private one, so trying to kill people with a compass was not normal there Obs2: He failed
2017-09-28 19:50
#175
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Slovakia VladO.  
with a compass wtf
2017-09-28 20:04
yeah, with the 1cm( or less) sharp iron part
2017-09-28 20:06
#179
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Slovakia VladO.  
lmao ez brazil
2017-09-28 20:22
#171
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Argentina GlobalBlur 
a friend spits a plug to cut the light of the school and he made it
2017-09-28 19:58
#180
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France ponche 
As recently as today, someone farted loudly in the class.
2017-09-28 20:22
#181
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United States gtmaniacmda 
-In 8th grade, we had 7 different classes and therefore 7 different teachers. In math, one of the popular kids pulled his pants down and pissed in a water bottle (yes, in the middle of class). The math teacher didn't notice. He then placed the water bottle filled with piss under the English teacher's desk (the next class; no one really liked her) and when the teacher discovered it she started crying. I felt bad for her but I wasn't going to be the one to rat him out. -In 11th grade, a girl didn't like her teacher so she tried to claim that he raped her (dumb feminist bitch, she fucked married guys for money, failed all her classes, smoked weed, and wants to be a elementary school teacher [RIP kids]. She had a good taste in music though.) Unfortunately for her, he happened to tickets to a local amusement park that were for the day she claimed he raped her (she isn't that smart), so he got off clean. She wasn't punished, ofc. -This wasn't while I was at the school (it happened before), but some 16-year old girl got pregnant and stayed in school until near the end of the gestation. IDK I thought I should include that. -One of the black kids at the school (there were like 50 out of 1700 total) got arrested for being an accomplice in a murder. -This happened after I left school, but a kid who graduated in my class, including his father, got murdered by his older brother. I didn't know him, but I have friends who did. That's all I could remember.
2017-09-28 20:30
#189
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Switzerland TuNyyy 
Expected
2017-09-28 20:34
#259
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Spain G3CK0 
Expected
2017-09-28 22:25
#306
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Other Valeriana 
Expected
2017-09-29 00:07
Expected from NA Burger
2017-09-29 05:47
#622
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Brazil Banaburguer 
getting pregnant in school is normal, lol
2017-12-18 19:18
Not in civilized countries where is condoms
2017-12-20 17:33
lol????
2017-12-30 19:23
#182
fnx | 
Norway Daeh15 
sex in the bathroom
2017-09-28 20:30
Not in my school but somewhere in the country there was a situation when second grader was putting his lil dick in grills ass
2017-09-28 20:33
A dude pissed in the janitor's bucket. That was fun to see for a 12 year old me way back.
2017-09-28 20:48
#199
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I was sexually harassed by four students in year 8 of school. That very same school had one of the classrooms being controlled entirely by kids, I actually heard through the door "We'll let you out when the lesson ends...", turns out as I had left the room to walk to the headmaster's office, they had inadvertently locked the teacher in the school cupboard, threatening to kill her in the process. The school was then placed under a hiatus forbidding any pupil to leave. Errm, I can only digress things that have happened to me in the past that is obviously "NSFW", but not sexual related. I've been stabbed and placed in hospital, had my attempted to be gouged out with a plastic fork, I was burnt with a lighter someone had brought to school. A petrol lighter was opened up and thrown onto my lap... I also had to go to hospital because of this. I was knocked out with a baseball someone had threw at the back of my head, I was then beaten up with sticks on the ground... Another trip to the hospital for bruises and lacerations. There are many more gruesome stories of me being bullied in the past, but that isn't really "school-related NSFW material, it's just stuff that has happened to me, so I won't digress this information further. Honestly, I envy those that had a peaceful, non-terrifying school experience... Enjoy it while you can.
2017-09-28 20:57
#214
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Slovakia VladO.  
wow, I truly feel sorry for you after reading this, as that is not a small amount of unfortunate incidents hope you are doing well now
2017-09-28 21:21
#336
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Ah, fear not. You can only become stronger because of such events. Actually I should thank them in a weird, disturbing way... It's what made me want to become a psychologist. A career pursued to help others and especially those who struggle in school so the same thing doesn't befall the youth of today. School can be very. very terrifying and almost feel life-threatening to a degree. Thankfully schools of today are much more refined to what they were. However, I am fine now. That was a very long time ago, so please don't worry, friend. :) <3 Have a good day.
2017-09-29 05:31
#367
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United States ImFat 
Like #214 said sorry this happened to you, but I aswell am studying to become a psychologist, though I don't think I have such a astounding reason behind my profession, but I find it interesting and cool knowing some one else on HLTV likes psychology. Also good luck in the future on your endeavor on becoming or being a psychologist!
2017-09-29 09:58
#423
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I am a psychologist. xD Otherwise, thank you for the kind and worm words. If you ever need any assistance in your studies, please let me know. Have a good day. :)
2017-09-29 15:14
#445
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United States ImFat 
I kind of thought you already became a psychologist lol, I may end up asking you for advice if I get hung up on anything. Good day to you as well!
2017-09-29 19:49
#802
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
He's self-educated
2017-12-29 18:46
#838
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Somewhat... I have qualifications of psychology. Whilst I do not have a HCPC number, I can still help others with psychology, as I have done so before many, many times. Self-practice is all fine, but it's still taboo.
2017-12-30 14:49
#842
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
Psychologist is a protected title, so without proper university degree, you can’t call yourself that.
2017-12-30 16:56
#846
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I can because I am qualified to become whenever I like. I'm not a "professional", but there is no reason why I cannot assist people with the skills I have.
2017-12-30 18:44
#847
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
I'm sorry, but you do not make the laws. According to the Health and Care Professions Council, the title "Psychologist" is protected by law. Anyone who uses this title must be on the HCPC Register. A person who is not registered and who misuses a designated title is breaking the law and may be prosecuted. You are disrespecting this title and profession by calling yourself a psychologist without a proper degree.
2017-12-30 18:47
#848
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No, I'm not. You can call yourself an apache helicopter - there are no laws saying you cannot. I have the qualifications and I have the knowledge to become one, I am just not a professional one. I probably could be given I had the time, but currently I'm far too busy at the moment. I do see people who come to me to talk and I help them with notes and such - like one, but that is as far as it goes. Law is the law and it's final I agree with you, but I am not breaking any by stating I am one even with the qualifications. Anything else?
2017-12-30 18:49
#851
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
Under Article 39(1) of the Health and Social Work Professions Order 2001, it is a criminal offence for a person with intent to deceive (whether clearly or by implication) to: -claim that they are on the HCPC Register; -use a designated title protected by the Order to which they are not entitled; or -claim falsely that they have qualifications in a profession regulated by us. The words ‘by implication’ mean that an offence may be committed even if the designated title is not used directly (for example, if an unregistered person described the service they provide as ‘chiropody’ or ‘physiotherapy’). hpc-uk.org/assets/documents/10003bb0hcpc.. Read Part VII OFFENCES, article 39
2017-12-30 18:55
#853
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You can post official scripture all you like - I am not breaking the law by referring to myself as a random title over the internet which I am qualified for. Enough of your counter-intuitive posting, Norsk.
2017-12-30 18:57
#855
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
The "official scripture" I posted was to back up what I say with proof, something you never do. Thats besides the point. You claim that you aren't breaking a law by referring to yourself as a random title. This is where you are wrong. The title you are referring yourself to is not "random", it's a protected title by your own laws. Sure, you can call yourself and apache helicopter all you like, because that's not protected. However, I would advice you not to, because people may believe you are autistic.
2017-12-30 19:07
#856
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"The "official scripture" I posted was to back up what I say with proof, something you never do." Because I have no need to do so. I help others because I know psychology - it not against the law to help others with a skill I am extremely qualified in. Your official scripture aside, I will respect your opinion and the obvious fact you think less of me. Have a good day.
2017-12-30 19:11
+1 and as always he is finding excuses and wont talk about the fact that the title "Psychologist" itself is protected even though he uses that title for him
2017-12-30 18:51
#852
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I am not breaking any laws, the users logic is obviously biased to a particular point. It's pointless joining in on an argument you don't understand very well. Have a good day.
2017-12-30 18:56
I just understand why u got bullied lol
2017-12-31 00:56
#874
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I'm sure there were many reasons, but there is being bullied and then there is being at deaths door, afraid to go to school. Otherwise, what is in the past remains in the past.
2017-12-31 01:11
Grammar, private or public
2017-12-29 23:36
#837
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
School? Public, of course.
2017-12-30 14:47
How is it for a psychologist to browse and read HLTV? Serious question, I'm genuinely curious. (and I guess you're in your late-20ies/mid-30ties?)
2017-09-29 13:48
#426
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I am 24 and it is extremely interesting in all honesty. A site filled with nothing but cancerous kids bar the intellectual 10% or so (you are in this ten percent <3) is very amusing from a psychological standpoint. Most of the baiters, kids, trolls I reply to on a daily basis will prove to me in one way or another something about them. Be it prepubescent mocks, immaturity, lack of social understanding, appalling upbringing and lack of parental guidance, spoiled rich or simple delinquent tendencies. I'd actually have to ask personal question to confirm some suspicions, but most of the time when it comes to trolls or baiters, it can be extremely interesting to get to know these peoples backgrounds. Everyone on Earth is an extremely interesting individual, playing a part in their own lives that was dealt to them, to get to know this is an absolute privilege to say the least. For example: Given your text, well-mannered demeanour, accurate estimation of my age and intriguing question, I'd assume you were a well-educated adult within the ranges of 18-25 with a well-paid job.
2017-09-29 15:20
#699
rain | 
Netherlands ThomCS 
why do you use the word cancerous? You seem like a polite guy and not the type of man to swear with cancer.
2017-12-20 18:22
#711
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I'll admit the word is a little strong, but I went for aggression with this post in order to establish that HLTV is full of such users... Users that will post paedophilic content, screamers for pleasures, being disrespectful to others for jokes and racists. These users can easily be adaptable to the term "cancerous", but I'll admit the wording is a little disdained for my liking. I apologise, friend. Have a good day. :)
2017-12-21 19:10
#716
rain | 
Netherlands ThomCS 
I agree, its fine man. I just dont have a good experience with the word :P. Have a nice day!
2017-12-22 13:07
Dont answer to a question destinated to a psychologist when u are not a psycholohist, its like you do steal sth
2017-12-31 00:59
Jonty you're the man and you know it!
2017-10-17 13:11
lol
2017-09-28 22:10
#256
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Spain G3CK0 
;( good for you that you´ve moved on. probz most of those kids wont achieve nothing.
2017-09-28 22:24
#337
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
A few of their names have cropped up, I know some of them are in prison ironically. Looking back it's actually terrifying to find out you went to school with people who are now behind bars for commit malicious acts of unkindness. Evidently you're completely right. They didn't achieve everything.
2017-09-29 05:33
#345
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Spain G3CK0 
Thats what happends to most bullys, unless they become jake paul.
2017-09-29 07:57
#397
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Sweden imgur 
for commit malicious acts of unkindness. rip london
2017-09-29 13:33
#422
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Committing* it was supposed to be. Thanks as always. Have a good day.
2017-09-29 15:13
I'm very surprised you didn't shoot up your school, you would have done society a favour
2017-09-28 23:38
#338
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well probably, but I wasn't that kind of person. I am 24 years f age and to this day I have never been in a single fight, I just cannot see myself inflicting pain on others unless necessary.
2017-09-29 05:35
#427
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United States Droidd 
FeelsBadMan
2017-09-29 15:20
#429
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Ah, worry not. It's an experience I wouldn't wish on anyone else and that is only a snippet of my school days. I inadvertently stopped because it was becoming more about me than actually what happened in school "NSFW"-wise. I wish you are well and I hope you have a good day, Droidd. :)
2017-09-29 15:27
#430
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United States Droidd 
Thank you :D
2017-09-29 15:34
#483
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
If u act as retarded as on hltv i wonder howcome u r still alive... Also you inflict pain to my brain everytime i read your posts (#338) so another shitty bait by jontyboi aka psychologist xdd
2017-09-30 09:42
#507
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
First of all, you posted this thrice. Second of all, I do not bait whatsoever... it's the delusions of you and you alone. It's an opinion of disdain, but it'll remain as such. Learn to read and learn to post things only once...
2017-09-30 18:35
#513
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
wow, u can count to three, i admire your brain capacity to comprehend such huge number! i bow before you jontYboi
2017-09-30 20:47
#514
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Instead of praising me out of sheer sarcasm, understand the requirement to work on your own intelligence instead of accusing of falsified conjecture. Try again.
2017-10-01 04:40
dude if you just ignored this guy i mightve said something nice but this is just who you are
2017-10-22 17:13
#540
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
It doesn't matter what you say to me, I'll always respect and treat you as an equal, superappelflap. :) I hope you're well, friend. Have a good day.
2017-10-22 17:16
yeah see you can say that but you also know i'll never buy this shit. if i actually believed youre a psychologist i would pity your patients.
2017-10-22 17:17
#542
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You are entitled to believe in what you like, I have once never lied to you or given you reason to distrust me. I dislike your witch-hunting and false claims to professionals cheating, I have nothing personal against you at all. YOU are incredible alike everyone else on HLTV and you are to be respected as such. I'll reply no more as I have to leave shortly, I wish you well once more. Have a good day. :D
2017-10-22 17:20
See this fake character you play is kinda annoying and your condescension before was also annoying but what i really fucking hate about you is that you lie.
2017-10-22 17:23
#600
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World ZMDR 
on what basis do you assume that hes roleplaying and how do you know that hes lying
2017-12-18 14:44
i can read?
2017-12-18 16:10
you are deluded
2018-01-08 14:46
Do you ask people for money when you work as psychologist?
2017-12-31 01:03
#875
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No, I help for free. Why would I ask for money when helping others?
2017-12-31 01:11
#483
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
If u act as retarded as on hltv i wonder howcome u r still alive... Also you inflict pain to my brain everytime i read your posts (#338) so another shitty bait by jontyboi aka psychologist xdd
2017-09-30 09:42
#483
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
If u act as retarded as on hltv i wonder howcome u r still alive... Also you inflict pain to my brain everytime i read your posts (#338) so another shitty bait by jontyboi aka psychologist xdd
2017-09-30 09:42
This almost makes me feel bad for always calling you a cuck.
2017-10-22 03:47
#534
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You can call me whatever you like, I'll always respect your opinion. Pointless to dwell on the past, as nothing can be done about it now. ;) There is far, far more to what happened to me in school but I didn't want to go on about me in particular, so I left it there. Have a good day.
2017-10-22 14:43
almost
2017-10-22 17:14
almost
2018-01-08 14:53
Damn, I knew you're some kind of a retard who got bullied in school.
2017-12-18 17:13
#614
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Going to school was risking life, but I attended anyway despite the scenarios. I am obviously not "retarded", but I will respect your opinion. I will also reply no more to disproportionate baiting ethics, so I will report your post and wish you a good day, and a good Christmas. Take care, devajn.
2017-12-18 17:17
So now you answer, but didn't answer to me when I asked you what relevant UK teams & UK players you played with, so that I can ask them, Mr. Retired Professional Player with level 3 on faceit. xD Still waiting for the response.
2017-12-18 17:18
who care man, just give up.
2018-01-08 14:58
remember jontron in our hearts you will always be alpha male psychologist
2017-12-29 18:31
lol
2017-12-30 00:36
XDDDD
2017-12-31 01:04
im for real polaki robaki
2017-12-31 13:44
I infinitely hope you recover if you havent already and that you start feeling great and happy if you havent already started!
2017-12-29 21:01
#809
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well it was a LONG time ago, but thank you. :) I hope you had a good Christmas - have a good day. ^^
2017-12-29 22:17
Thanks, I hope u had a great Christmas and have a great day! And np!
2017-12-30 20:16
#201
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Portugal skiLfuI 
some 12 yo forced a 11 yo to suck his dick. no b8, this is true
2017-09-28 20:51
#645
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Ireland Noct9rn 
wtf is wrong with your country?
2017-12-20 15:36
#646
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Portugal skiLfuI 
many things tbh xd
2017-12-20 15:42
#647
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Ireland Noct9rn 
fixe
2017-12-20 15:42
#207
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United States Droidd 
This was in my year 7 and some black 8th grader forced another to suck his dick the black got expelled and the other left the school and its still talkef about till this day
2017-09-28 20:53
my friend threw petard to toilet RIPPERIHNO
2017-09-28 21:06
my friend stepped right in the shit which was lying on the floor in boys' toilet and fell
2017-12-18 13:51
A guy literly took an used condom that he found in the backyard of the school and threw it to the teacher of anciect greek
2017-09-28 21:09
#350
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Australia CaoNiQuanJia 
nt turk
2017-09-29 08:13
True story bro
2017-09-29 12:43
lol ancient greek? 2017?
2017-12-18 13:52
Yes
2017-12-18 14:12
sounds like something a greek would do xd
2017-12-18 19:29
#217
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Barclona: One guy from Argentine stapled (not sure if its called like this) his finger. Won't forget that scream. Madrid: in student exchange with Germany, when we went to their school it was huge and way different than our school in Madrid, errybody went full retard, we played stip poker with the german girls and some of us smoked weed in the school in the same room which turned on the fire alarm, everyone in that room got 1 month suspension from the school when we went back to madrid except me.
2017-09-28 21:26
#255
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Spain G3CK0 
Right now on a German exchange (im from madrid too) and some people are actually insane. They are very sexual to us lol
2017-09-28 22:21
#271
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
In the following days of the exchange they told us that we were going to play football against girl team, we all thought it'd be easy but they won the match because instead of girls we fucking faced cows.
2017-09-28 22:35
#272
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Spain G3CK0 
haHAA, yep there are to types of girls in germany: the super hot ones (rare) the 1,80 cm potato face full of acne (common)
2017-09-28 22:36
sadly the truth feelsbadman
2017-12-20 17:22
#688
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Spain G3CK0 
Xd
2017-12-20 17:23
legit yesterday some special ed kid chopped his finger off on purpose..it was wild.
2017-09-28 21:32
WTF :D:D:D
2017-12-17 22:41
lmao reply's 3 months later. yea they decided to give the special kids knifes and help teach them to cook. idk why.
2017-12-18 02:22
saw this thread just now :D
2017-12-18 19:48
and you look down to 219.
2017-12-18 20:44
#221
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Turkey DONERKEBAB 
1-cum on the mirror and coffee,shit in the urinal 2-someone pulling a girls pants down in front of everyone and destroying the class
2017-09-28 21:37
#224
sergej | 
Ireland MP0P 
found some guy getting blown by another guy in a science hallway, like at lunch so nobody was around but i was going to see a teacher, they know i saw and i know they saw me but we seem to pretend it didnt happen lmfao
2017-09-28 21:37
idk only those things were sexually nsfw a little bit when we had to break a balloon attached behind a girls back with your body or eat a carrot whilst standing in a push-up position girl under you and the carrot was in her mouth. It was like a tradition in 10th grade that 12 graders get to choose what you have to do for them or smth, idkidc cant explain. but the real nsfw was that when one little autistic kid tried to damage his twin brother attacking him several times with scissors or a usb cable folded into a choker. Both of those twins were studying in middle-school, they were 2 years older than me. Both of them are now on unhealthy lifestyles, doing drugs and stuff but they are still getting along although one brother often tries to kill the another.
2017-09-28 21:39
#254
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Spain G3CK0 
" although one brother often tries to kill the another" seems healthy
2017-09-28 22:19
I think they are in a healthy friendship too. Lately, I heard one of them tried to commit suicide due to a bankruptcy, couldn't buy any more drugs or something but he failed to commit suicide and now is in a rehabilitation clinic.
2017-09-28 22:24
#260
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Spain G3CK0 
Lul suicide in Estonia is pretty common, uh?
2017-09-28 22:26
Yeah, fewer people die in a car crashes than by suicide in Estonia.
2017-09-28 22:43
#279
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Spain G3CK0 
lol
2017-09-28 22:43
One of my friends threw a brick at some stupid cunt teacher who said we weren't ready for our education if we went for a piss in class. She now has permanent brain damage and I'm not complaining.
2017-09-28 21:54
#231
REZ | 
Mexico f^rax 
woah, what happened to your friend?
2017-09-28 22:00
Nothing, no witnesses.
2017-09-28 22:00
#235
REZ | 
Mexico f^rax 
That's pretty fucked even if you and your friends didn't like the teacher imo. Does the teacher still work?
2017-09-28 22:02
No she's what I'd consider a vegetable.
2017-09-28 22:02
#283
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Slovakia VladO.  
lmao
2017-09-28 23:20
#339
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Your friend is a terrible person... :( That poor woman.
2017-09-29 05:36
But she literally hit us with a ruler if we went for a piss during class.
2017-09-29 08:23
#528
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Finland Slyp3 
Then dont take a piss during class lol?
2017-10-17 19:08
#530
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France DepLANRCTP 
If you can't piss during class time just piss in the class; problem solved.
2017-10-17 19:14
#531
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
French Wisdom SeemsGood
2017-10-17 19:32
#234
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Myanmar de_insertion 
3 of my classmates were watching porn during the class and they were expelled also me amd my 2 friends (not the expelled ones LMAO) caught our PE teacher having sex with our math teacher. i dont remember what happened to her but i remember their reaction when they saw us. they were naked and they screames but we didnt do anything but after that scream principal showed up lmao
2017-09-28 22:01
#238
REZ | 
Mexico f^rax 
what would you r8 the math teacher?
2017-09-28 22:04
#245
 | 
Myanmar de_insertion 
8/10 she had really nice boobs and ass
2017-09-28 22:07
#248
REZ | 
Mexico f^rax 
were they both married? (not to each other) and did they get fired after?
2017-09-28 22:11
#265
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Myanmar de_insertion 
math teacher was engaged and pe teacher was married and afa i remember they got fired yes
2017-09-28 22:29
cool story bro
2017-12-20 16:08
kid paid a girl for a footjob teacher got expelled for child porn we had apple tvs and they werent locked if you were on the teachers wifi so we played child porn during a class
2017-09-28 22:14
#252
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United States gtmaniacmda 
LMAO why child porn, that shit isn't funny should have done brazilian midget porn or something
2017-09-28 22:18
we didnt like the class or the teacher it wasnt like 8 year olds they were 14
2017-09-28 22:24
it wasnt like 8 year olds they were 14 oh ok then it's okay
2017-09-28 22:28
yes
2017-09-28 22:29
#263
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United States gtmaniacmda 
I figured, but still...
2017-09-28 22:28
shock factor
2017-09-28 22:29
#340
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"it wasnt like 8 year olds they were 14" Well that is still pedophilic pornography in any sense. Also footjobs at that age...?
2017-09-29 05:38
#396
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Sweden imgur 
Actually Jonty it is hemophiliac not pedophilia :> Kid had a weird kink idk
2017-09-29 13:28
#420
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well podophilia isn't weird at all, it's one of, if not the most, popular paraphilia and sexual fetishes in the world. What is weird is the age he so called asked for a "lewd fix". I assume the kid hit puberty, but he was alarmingly young when he asked for this activity, right?
2017-09-29 15:11
#433
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Sweden imgur 
1: No mention of how you got pedophilia fixed up? 2: kids have sex at 12 now 14 and a footjob isnt weird
2017-09-29 15:41
#434
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"2: kids have sex at 12 now 14 and a footjob isnt weird" This is the epitome of extremely disturbing school behaviour...
2017-09-29 15:42
#469
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Sweden imgur 
jonty i know ur a white knight who seesthe best in people but sex at 14 is common now
2017-09-29 23:01
#471
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No, it isn't... Maybe in New Zealand, but everywhere else the average age is 16. 14 is too young.
2017-09-30 00:20
#472
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Sweden imgur 
you think people obey the age of consent law haha
2017-09-30 02:18
#474
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Yes, I do. Because it's the law and the law is to be followed. What's more disturbing is your dissonance towards this.
2017-09-30 03:58
#476
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Sweden imgur 
has a kid ever been locked up for underage sex?
2017-09-30 04:08
#477
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Sweden imgur 
seriously kids never get punished for underage sex and how is it disturbing i never i said i was ok with it
2017-09-30 04:49
14 is common mate
2017-12-20 16:54
#710
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
In some countries sure, but not in all countries... It's a little disturbing that it's more common in places far from EU and the UK, for that matter. Japan is understandable as the legal age of consent is lower than most countries, but as far as I am aware the age of consent in New Zealand is more than 14... correct me if I'm wrong, however.
2017-12-21 19:07
people in my class used to have sex at age 12-13
2017-12-22 00:18
#717
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Yeah... that is illegal as well as abnormal. That is prepubescent hormones gone awry - nothing else.
2017-12-22 13:12
#1030
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United States ItsImpact 
Have u heard of America?
2018-01-15 03:01
#1032
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Yes I have. The legal age over their is 18, in the UK it is 16. Your point, friend?
2018-01-15 03:41
#1034
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United States ItsImpact 
That so many people have sex at 14. I agree 13 is young but 14 is fine
2018-01-15 04:07
#1035
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
That is according to your opinion and I will obviously respect that. However it's still illegal and in my opinion, 16 is the absolute youngest you can have sex with someone. Even 15 is perfectly plausible depending on the situation at hand, as well as the closeness to the 16th birthday. My opinion anyway. Have a good day, friend.
2018-01-15 04:15
#1066
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France KryzzZie 
Literally every 14yo wants to have sex and talk about it so yeah still don't encourage it but y'a know
2018-01-21 20:19
Pedophilia = prepubescent 14 =/= prepubescent
2017-09-30 09:17
#251
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Spain G3CK0 
Arab guy called Hassam jerking off in history class. He was proud of it though.
2017-09-28 22:17
#253
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United States Powertitan 
a girl hung herself in the band room then a week later a girl overdosed in the bathroom
2017-09-28 22:18
#269
nex | 
Germany TiwaZ 
Sooooooooooo.....you fucked them?
2017-09-28 22:33
Sooooooooooo.....you fucked them?
2017-09-29 09:38
Necrophilia? That's disgusting!
2017-09-29 13:47
Did you fuck them?
2017-09-30 10:56
Did ya fak har
2018-01-12 22:39
I go to a medium-size (2500 students) American public high school and there is so much bullshit that happens it is ridiculous In my first year the two notable incidents were the kid who took massive shits in the sinks, it got so bad that the school was literally offering money for any information on who it was (I didn't know and no one I knew did either) and in my engineering class there was a kid who was watching hentai (not jacking off, literally just watching it) In my second year the sink shitter was caught (and expelled) and someone pissed into one of the air conditioner units and broke it. In third year now and nothing has happened (I left out all jacking off in class and sex in school because that is literally ubiquitous in American public high schools)
2017-09-28 22:43
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2017-09-29 14:12
#904
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North America Strefa 
+1 made me laugh
2018-01-02 02:42
#281
NiKo | 
Other HasomY 
grade 5 maybe i studied in an indian school and i saw 2 enter the toilet together to change their dress there was like 9 empty ones i was like wtf told my friends they didnt belive
2017-09-28 23:11
#284
ISSAA | 
Japan LiLeX 
two guys in the grade above me were sucking each other of in the store room but one of them had a gf so it was funny
2017-09-28 23:21
Elementary school: Guy wanted to stab some dude with a knife and 1 guy threw a table on him to stop him High school: Bit funny, student watches porn and liveleak 30cm behind a professor lul and he doesnt give a fuck
2017-09-28 23:24
I worked in a photo lab at a Meijer right out of high school. This was just a couple of years before digital cameras killed film so I still dealt with people bringing in disposables and rolls of film to develop. 95% of the stuff I saw was kids birthday parties and vacation shots. The rest though was some NSFW stuff. One woman in her mid 40s that apparently liked to party with her friends had a thing about resting her boobs on people's head (nice boobs BTW). Another guy dropped off a disposable camera for one hour development. I ran it through and the entire roll was a woman who was drop dead gorgeous just posing naked on the bed. Well when he returned to pick up the pictures she was with him. That was a very awkward moment of ringing them up and she couldn't look me in the eye. Had another guy drop off a camera who was a real class act. Naked photos of his gf/wife, a collection of guns, and him snorting coke off a family picture. One other story I have is about a couple that brought in a roll of film. I ran it through the process and most of the images were innocuous, but the final few were probably a little saucy. I say probably because the images were so dark I couldn't make out much more than a silhouette. It was likely the wife modeling off some lingerie. I never printed the pictures though since they were almost all black. They picked them up and returned a short time later with my manager and store director in tow demanding I be fired for stealing those last few shots. My explanation didn't satisfy them so I was forced to put their film back in the machine and show exactly how the shots were and why they weren't printed. After that they got real sheepish and muttered an apology before quickly leaving. That peek into people's lives dried up when digital went mainstream though.
2017-09-28 23:29
ROFL!
2017-09-29 13:50
#301
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Spain mar1no 
Some lesbians were caught fucking in the dressing room.
2017-09-28 23:58
Expected from Spain.
2017-12-23 01:21
#324
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Russia grEminence 
Me
2017-09-29 02:04
#330
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Russia grEminence 
That's actually a joke.
2017-09-29 02:20
#328
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Sweden MasterSergei 
Math teacher sexing two girls in the changing room and a new class came to change. Got fired and 6months jail cuz grills was 14 and 16
2017-09-29 02:19
sounds like a nice porn
2017-09-30 15:13
only 6 Sounds fake
2017-12-29 23:52
#1053
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Mexico LEWORb 
2018-01-15 19:33
#341
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United States awesome1025 
A sex tape was filmed behind our school. 1 guy to record and then the two fucking.
2017-09-29 05:44
2 guys fcking 1 guy filming?
2017-09-29 13:06
#408
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Europe Ferato_ 
the 1 guy had a lot of fun i guess
2017-09-29 14:14
two guys ran off a lesson and shitted in someone's jacket and covered it with bread. They got caught by janitor. kek
2017-09-29 05:57
#356
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Sweden Asiimov 
some thot let people touch her pussy or perform oralsex on her for like 2 dollars lol
2017-09-29 08:59
My friend would fap in class regularly
2017-09-29 09:35
#365
TaZ | 
Denmark allebara 
some girl threw her used tampon in the corridor lul
2017-09-29 09:45
#368
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Sweden Asiimov 
wtf same thing happened at my school
2017-09-29 10:06
#372
TaZ | 
Denmark allebara 
wtf what school did u go to?
2017-09-29 10:15
#374
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Sweden Asiimov 
im not from Denmark (fakeflag) but it happened to me durring 8th grade in sweden. This hoe argued with a dude she had been together with and then after 2 minutes she went to the toilet for like 1 min then she came out with a red bloody tampon and threw it at him, He bitchslapped that hoe back to the stoneage after that and then idk what happened
2017-09-29 10:17
#378
TaZ | 
Denmark allebara 
hahaahahah wow man i was gonna say maybe we went to the same school haha :D it was disgusting from what i remember
2017-09-29 10:30
#366
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Serbia SF94 
We were 7th grade, it happened by the end of the year so we didn't get in much trouble.So one of girls from our class lost her virginity and had intercourse with 10+ people (also her nudes and vids got leaked), and of course we were freaking out because it really isn't normal, everybody knew but were pretending like nothing happened, one day me and a couple of my friends were talking about that, then my friend said to her: "Yo is it true that you are not a virgin?" but he didn't said it loud cause he didn't want her to hear it so only couple of us heard it and we laughed, we then started making up situations and joked the whole day about her, I said something like: "Everybody that isn't a virgin raise your hand." and we laughed our asses off but also her best friend heard us and warned us, then my friend joked a bit too loud, he grabbed a chalk and went to the other part of the classroom, he yelled: "I will now throw the chalk at the one that isn't a virgin!" and of course she heard him along with other girls, and she went to the toilet crying with other girls following her, then our main teacher pulled us out of math class and told us to not do that and shit like that. We didn't intend to hurt her we were just joking between us but guess our friend fucked up a bit. But I believe that if you do something stupid you need to get ready to be fucked around with. Also we we're hoping that she learned a lesson, but she did not, she had an oral with another guy like a month later. Also yall people are sick fucks like something is really not ok with yall just by reading all these ill posts....
2017-09-29 09:50
no pic no proof
2017-09-29 13:05
#407
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Europe Ferato_ 
"Also we we're hoping that she learned a lesson, but she did not, she had an oral with another guy like a month later." Let her do what she wants without joking about her.
2017-09-29 14:13
#441
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Serbia SF94 
I know, I fucking felt bad for her lol
2017-09-29 19:38
what a bunch of assholes
2017-09-29 15:12
#442
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Serbia SF94 
woah woah woah, we joked between us not around her, that situation with her crying happened on accident cause our friend fucked up, we didn't mean to hurt her or something lol...
2017-09-29 19:40
I don't buy it at all, I know very well this kind of ""joke"" when everibody is whispering and giggling around pretending it was not about you, you even admit it was loud enough that a friend of her heard you. You shouldn't even be joking about what other people do with their personal lives to begin with. You just bullied and harassed a girl, made jokes at the expense of her embarrassment and still find it normal enough to come here and tell this as it is a funny story. It's very uncool, immature and messed up tbh.
2017-09-29 20:11
#449
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Serbia SF94 
I swear I didn't want anybody to hear that it was just between us, but it is immature since it's her life and I understand and respect your argument.
2017-09-29 20:14
Got pregnant in school.... and Im a male.
2017-09-29 10:07
#379
KQLY | 
Germany Jonty_E 
Some dude sprayed a can of pepper spray on a window - whole school was coughing^^ But for our 60 yo principal an ambulance car had to be called cause he almost died. The student was arrested by police on the next day :D
2017-09-29 10:34
just a beej between 12-year-olds
2017-09-29 14:02
Headteacher banged the German teacher and kept the CCTV files on his computer (y) P.S I went to a Catholic school and he was a married man ;)
2017-09-29 14:31
#450
 | 
Serbia SF94 
Western Civilization
2017-09-29 20:14
Pupils were told he left for "Personal reasons" he now works at an Autistic kids school.
2017-09-29 20:15
#452
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Serbia SF94 
lol
2017-09-29 20:16
Works in Liverpool. Tells you a lot about the city x)
2017-09-29 20:16
#648
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Ireland Noct9rn 
DANG
2017-12-20 15:53
aha, bit of an old thread, no? xD
2017-12-20 17:20
#682
 | 
Ireland Noct9rn 
yea lmfao
2017-12-20 17:20
xD Wandering the internet I see
2017-12-20 17:21
#685
 | 
Ireland Noct9rn 
yh
2017-12-20 17:22
Enjoy my man! That's what it's for :D
2017-12-20 17:23
#689
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Ireland Noct9rn 
this thread is fucking gold
2017-12-20 17:23
A couple had sex in the locker room during classes, she fell over and KO'd herself on a locker, had to go to the nurse's. Everyone in the school knew by the end of the day.
2017-09-29 14:32
#478
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Sweden imgur 
did you use to play ban hammer?
2017-09-30 04:57
not nsfw but there used to be this 40yo virgin pedo teacher who got bullied by the whole school. he already had warnings but suprisingly didnt get one during our 3 year stay. every single lesson was a shitshow we filmed him and recorded him every lesson. put thumbtacks to his seat, locked doors, ran away from windows, stole all his items and teacher books, glued the door lock, put sperm on his door handle, fireworks during class etc. etc. we were normal kids but he was so mentally ill we tried our hardest to get him fired. 2 years after we left he finally got the boot and girls can now safely go to that school
2017-09-29 15:07
#684
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
actually you sound fucking disgusting
2017-12-20 17:22
we were completely normal during other classes. teacher was an total idiot
2017-12-20 18:17
#708
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
still
2017-12-21 02:34
He was a pedo? Hello? They aren’t human beings.
2017-12-30 13:08
#908
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
oh look jonty, i guess the human race should have died out 500 years ago then
2018-01-06 13:23
You are fucked up in the head lmfao Pedo bastard, sick fucking scumbag
2018-01-06 14:45
#910
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
So many accusations lmao, you really are stupid, too stupid for me to bother arguing with facts kek
2018-01-08 09:12
Are you really that autistic? Sounds a lot to me like you’re a closet paedophile who took a lot of guilt from the original comment. Peados are sub humans.
2018-01-08 11:34
#935
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
No, but i suspect you are either just really bad at english, have had an incident with a pedo, or is incredibly indoctrinated Thats not a nice thing to call your great great great great grandparents!
2018-01-09 10:11
... What did I just read. Get help. Peado fuck. +reported
2018-01-09 14:51
you know nothing about human history, you misread and assumed what the person i replied to wrote, and you are prejudiced as fuck and you're wrong
2018-01-10 10:33
No lmao I read it. Theymade a peados life miserable, I see no wrong here
2018-01-10 20:05
no proof of him being paedo, it didnt even fucking work obviously, he never mentioned anything actually happening, even if he was a peaddesoesosdo he could have been reformed (unlike jovik who admits to wanting to fuck underage girls and own slaves)
2018-01-19 10:41
Peados can’t reform lmao. Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. He was a dirty nonce, he deserved the torture. This is why your country has been invaded by Islam you liberal bitch.
2018-01-19 11:23
you are wrong, provably no it's cuz you created murica with stupidity, and i despise what is happening to my country mostly
2018-01-19 11:25
Peados don’t belong in society. Welcome to the hltv confirmed peado list
2018-01-19 11:32
you don't know anything outside of your own personal experiences which are tiny compared to the human race's history, and you are clearly delusional, and are ignoring what i say because it scares you. I. Do. Not. Care.
2018-01-21 13:38
#419
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North America Anarchy109 
Teacher slept with a student and got fired
2017-09-29 15:08
#425
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Turkey Rick_Sanchez 
i said hello to my teacher and she answered back, oh wait is that count ?
2017-09-29 15:18
One of my teachers raped a 16y/o girl and got fired.
2017-09-29 15:53
I didn't see it happen but i once listened to a conversation between a teacher and a mother and they talked about that a girl pulled down the pants of another girl and rammed a brush into her vagina.
2017-09-29 15:57
lol
2017-09-30 19:10
In my primary school: Teacher sent to prison as he was a nonce In my secondary school: Principal fired because he was accused of being a nonce by a student inb4 expected from yellow teeth
2017-09-29 19:58
expected from yellow teeth
2017-09-30 10:54
One guy stabbed another The guy who stabbed the other was called "yellow" in portuguese, never understood why But +$1500 for him tho
2017-09-29 20:10
#454
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Brazil Banaburguer 
A guy kicked the penis of a boy and it started bleeding, so he showed his penis to the directory and he almost got sterile
2017-09-29 20:21
#457
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
1) (In 6th grade) My classmates exploded a "smelly bomb" on a school talent competition. It smelled like rotten onions with shit. The event was cancelled, my class is no longer invited to those kinds of events. The guys were not expelled and are still learning in my class. They are close to being, though. 2) (In 8th grade) Again, my classmate (girl) wore a very open crop top on a PE lesson. When we got to run a circle around the pitch, halfway there, the top slided off with her bra, so she basically ran with her tits bouncing up and down. When we finished running, she pulled everything up and had to do all the exercises holding her tits. She never wore that top on a PE ever again. Now she got the "Pedo Hunter" nickname. EleGiggle.
2017-09-29 20:36
ROFL from the 2nd situation. She basically showed her boobs incidentally?
2017-09-29 20:52
#462
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
Yep, that's basically it. LUL I still remind her this shit, 'cause I was running past at that moment. EleGiggle
2017-09-29 20:59
#463
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Latvia Andrievs 
I got a blue eye from a kid that was 2 years younger than me, because i was afraid of his two older brothers... everyone laughed at me... i asked my father for a boxing bag and he put it in our garage. I never got the revenge though and we became friends with all three of them... It helped me further in life - never feared any confrontation in my life and managed to become popular with the girls at the end.
2017-09-29 21:11
''I got a blue eye'' what does that mean? Nevermind, i read the whole story, now it makes sense
2017-09-29 22:56
retarded?
2017-09-30 10:54
No my train was just exactly when it should arrive, why asking?
2017-09-30 14:14
nice english
2017-09-30 14:50
Thank's, that's nice. :>
2017-09-30 15:04
haHAA
2017-09-30 16:40
it's called black eye in english
2017-12-23 00:05
thanks for telling me that after 3 months
2017-12-23 00:50
didn't even realise this thread was 3 months old. i saw it for the first time last week
2017-12-23 12:02
#473
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Poland ms1021 
When I used to live in Poland my friend fired a petard inside the toilet and it blew up like habibis in Manchester :V
2017-09-30 02:21
LUL
2017-12-18 01:35
Someone in my class got laid at 14 years of age and when she broke up with the guy, the guy sent the video to some people in our class and she got suspended for a few weeks for sexual misconduct. (Someone told our form teacher but I'm not sure who)
2017-09-30 08:29
#480
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Poland cGev 
"Forgot" my backpack in women's change room, with phone camera sticking out from the side and recording. Unfortunately the girl I really wanted to see naked started changing just around the camera's visibility. And I ended up only with the most uglies girl's nudes. Not so bad for a 10-year old perv, who was yet to discover masturbation.
2017-09-30 08:38
So all the girls were fully undress?
2017-09-30 10:51
#492
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Poland cGev 
No, with underwear.
2017-09-30 11:09
then it's not considered nudes
2017-09-30 16:55
#581
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Poland Feym 
Get some help dude XDD
2017-12-18 07:23
#618
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Poland cGev 
Nie chcem, jestem w porzadku
2017-12-18 18:23
nie chcem xd
2017-12-29 23:39
going drunk into my final math exam lol
2017-09-30 10:57
nothing really serious i can remember Broke a window, looked under some skirts of sexy schoolgirls being both undetected and detected from time to time. And at some point of time our new teacher of ICT (Informatics and Computer Technologies) got me so angry i showed her my middle finger and got out of the classroom (apologized after the class tho :))
2017-09-30 16:59
#506
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France Static2k 
n0thing
2017-09-30 17:08
#518
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Sweden Asiimov 
more plz
2017-10-17 09:39
#519
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
LET'S KEEP GOING BOIIIS
2017-10-17 09:40
One girl in my class hated our economy teacher so bad that she poisened his coffee when he left the class to copy some papers. The teacher almost died and she got arrested lmao Forgot my clothes for gymlesson together with this hot girl from my class 8/10 rate and we both needed to read a book. After 5min i got bored and i looked at her and she looked at me and smiled and bite her lip. I waited 5min and then she gave me this very horny face. I got a insane boner and told her to follow me. She followed me and i fingered her in the lockerroom and got myself a blowjob. One girl (slut) of my class had new lingery and stripped down in class when teacher was away to show for her girlfriends. All the guys include me had a boner and we decided to make a bet with all boys who gets to fuck her first wins (including prove). We all betted 10euro x 14guys so €140 euro on stake. 2weeks later my best friend won and he send us a snapchat from her naked and playing with herself Bonus material: the girl imgur.com/a/QNX06
2017-10-17 12:43
#521
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
Macau routine lmao
2017-10-17 12:45
Fat and ugly.
2017-10-17 15:11
#712
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Paraguay HighAIching 
2017-12-21 19:19
#580
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Poland Feym 
You gave yourself a blowjob?
2017-12-18 07:21
This thread is basically who can come up with the stupidest, yet somewhat believable response xD
2017-10-17 13:03
#579
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Poland Feym 
XDD ye
2017-12-18 07:20
this isn't really NSFW but in elementary, some kid got up in a climbing tower and threw a brick from the top at a kid walking by, the kid got knocked out and didn't wake up before he already was inside a hospital bed
2017-10-22 04:00
#536
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Bulgaria squezzi 
A massive fight between us and one grade above us. They had too many spoiled kids and we always beat them on football and that made them really mad and angry. They always talked shit about us but the real reason behind the fight was a girl a friend of mine and one of their grade liked. She liked neither of them tho. Two groups - 3v3 attacked each other in one of the big breaks. Then in a period of one minute both grades jumped in and it was a huge fight. The floor was filled with blood, death threats and so on. At the end we made it only with a few warnings. 10/10 fight but I won't jump in again
2017-10-22 17:07
blew up the toilets with 5 la bombs 1 week before we finished the whole thing, but it was stupid had to do 80 hours of community service for that shit we thought was fun back in the day when the brain wasn't developed yet.
2017-10-22 17:27
#545
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Australia enspia 
Some kid got caught wanking into a coke bottle. He then tried asking for money to drink it.
2017-10-22 17:26
A real entrepreneur.
2017-10-22 20:26
This response lmao
2017-12-30 13:14
- A girl was caught shaving her bikini line in a humanities class - Some guy managed to blow up an oven in cooking class - There was a cat fight 1 lunch time outside the English block. As cat fights tend to go, they were scratching, kicking, slapping and pulling at each others hair. After about 10 minutes they both had hold of each others hair and one tried to throw the other down a small flight of steps. They both ended up falling down the steps, banged heads and knocked each other out. After landing in a heap and the bottom both their skirts had ended up around their wastes revealing what they had on underneath....1 had proper granny pants on, the other was full commando! - Our old head teacher (Mr. Stewart) had been siphoning funds out of the school coffers for personal use. He had spent the money on lavish holidays for him and his wife, but also for him and his mistress (an English teacher). He's now on trial for fraud/theft of school funds. RIP career! There are loads of other things that happened but I can't be arsed to list them all.
2017-10-22 21:00
#598
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Israel PapaObama 
"Some guy managed to blow up an oven in cooking class" wtf did he do lmao
2017-12-18 14:28
#721
2017-12-22 17:27
#718
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"- Some guy managed to blow up an oven in cooking class" HOW...? How on Earth did he do that...?
2017-12-22 13:13
I'll be honest guys, it was a microwave oven and it's not like it blew up in a mushroom cloud style explosion. It just popped and that was that...no more microwave! I believe he put something in the microwave, instead of the general oven, that was wrapped in tin foil. As you can imagine, he didn't know what would happen, presumably, because it began sparking and then.....bang! The thing blew out. Still, funny to watch!
2017-12-22 17:26
#725
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I would have peed my pants had that happened... I'm prone to loud noises. Although I am moderately disappointed there was no mushroom cloud explosion. :P
2017-12-22 18:07
#731
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Israel PapaObama 
ah i see. ty for clearing it up
2017-12-22 21:12
gangbanged a bitch in the toilet with 3 of my m8s
2017-10-22 21:05
#552
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
REVIVE SLAM >:(
2017-12-17 20:44
my friend lit his hair on fire during chemistry class
2017-12-17 22:09
xaxaxaxa silly artyom
2017-12-18 01:27
A guy from my classroom during Jiu Jitsu fight demonstration with another big boot girl got a boner and he was wearing sweatpants. It was so funny
2017-12-17 22:17
#569
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Finland Cumhur2004 
1.some retards threw shit on walls everywhere 2. 12-13 year old nudes leaked
2017-12-18 01:22
I also had some 12-13 year old girls nudes leaked/shared all around the school. There were like 500 students in that school and literally everyone had seen the nudes (whatapp / kik messenger made it spread like wildfire)
2017-12-20 16:02
This thread is fucking gold
2017-12-18 01:26
#574
rain | 
United States Ablert 
guy fingered girl in the back of my 4th period in 9th grade
2017-12-18 01:28
#576
eLUSIVE | 
United States mook_ 
i was sitting in class after taking a test and i got a random boner so i just started jerking and nutted all over inside my pants
2017-12-18 01:42
#797
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Kuwait EU_OMEGALUL 
wtf?
2017-12-29 12:05
#980
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Portugal martimmfpf 
omfg youre mentally ill
2018-01-09 18:49
someone took a shit in the locker room
2017-12-18 13:13
#745
EAZY | 
Czech Republic baylife 
That wasnt me I swear!
2017-12-23 00:27
#585
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Sweden flippig 
lots of sex videos and some of people fighting in school
2017-12-18 13:17
#876
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Europe Robertors13 
proof or it didn't happened
2017-12-31 01:15
#586
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Sweden Asiimov 
Some retard kids blew up a toilet Someone in 8th grade took a shit so big that the toilet became flooded
2017-12-18 13:29
haHAAhaHAA
2017-12-29 01:03
#587
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France MrTasy 
a guy was fapping during history class LUL
2017-12-18 13:31
A friend of mine fucked his GF in the boiler room, then caught by a teacher.
2017-12-18 13:55
I bet it was 'hot'
2017-12-18 14:31
#981
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Portugal martimmfpf 
nt
2018-01-09 18:50
#609
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Lithuania QuacKCS 
some girl in my school (15 y/o) sucked a 20 y/o off for cigarettes. video got leaked and she was hot lol had some fun watching (if you know what i mean) ^^
2017-12-18 17:03
No what do you mean?
2017-12-18 18:56
#641
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Lithuania QuacKCS 
fap fap
2017-12-20 15:06
No what do you mean?
2017-12-20 16:05
he means he enjoyed jerking off to child porn
2017-12-23 00:16
link for science
2017-12-20 17:35
Nudes from 16 yo girl got leaked and pinned at every blackboard after she broke up with her boyfriend. Both left school later and 1 teacher aswell because he wrote to the 16 yo girl on email.
2017-12-18 19:08
People are disgusting.
2017-12-18 21:55
2 guys ran around the class with their dicks out it was like 4th grade or smth
2017-12-18 19:22
#627
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Switzerland hey_b0ss 
daunis
2017-12-18 19:39
#654
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Ireland Noct9rn 
hahahahahahahahaha
2017-12-20 16:06
Haha wtf
2018-01-12 23:24
#629
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
my dick ur mom ass
2017-12-18 19:49
Two randoms started throwing chocolate pudding and cups of water at each other, looked like they had shit all over them. Only suspended for 2 days
2017-12-18 22:55
#656
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Ireland Noct9rn 
During class I was talking to my desk friend (4 years older than me) and the teacher saw it and she told me that I was going to get expelled (ahah) and my friend got so mad that he beat up the teacher with a fucking chair. (we both got suspended 1 week smh). Some random guy had diarrhea, so he had to go to the toilet, that shit was so intense that the cleaning women couldn't clean it, so, no toilet for 1 week rip :/
2017-12-20 16:11
I LOL'd from the first story! Just by imagination.
2017-12-20 20:34
#704
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Ireland Noct9rn 
I hate that fucking teacher, always trying to get me fucked. Swear to god, Im on vacation but if she still keeps getting me mad, I dont care about getting suspended. I will slap the shit outta her.
2017-12-20 20:38
unexpected from canada
2017-12-29 23:03
nick checks out
2018-01-09 13:03
unexpected from canada
2018-01-09 13:06
#983
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Ireland Noct9rn 
ok
2018-01-09 19:20
what is a school (?)
2017-12-20 16:33
In Primary 7 (so 10-11 year olds) a kid got expelled and another suspended for bringing drugs into school. I can’t remember what drugs it was, probably weed.
2017-12-20 17:10
fucking missing school times
2017-12-20 17:34
when i was 13 in Religious education class this dude tells the people around him to look away then whips his dick out and starts FUCKING MASTURBATING to nudes on his phone. teacher sees as he is not even trying to hide it. she comes over shouting at him and he starts looking at her and going even harder. school security turn up as this causes a big comotion and he gets escorted out. he got kicked out of school a couple years later im pretty sure.
2017-12-20 17:39
xD
2017-12-20 20:33
#805
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Portugal mrsc 
ahahah this made me laugh so much ty mate
2017-12-29 20:47
#805
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Portugal mrsc 
ahahah this made me laugh so much ty mate
2017-12-29 20:47
#805
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Portugal mrsc 
ahahah this made me laugh so much ty mate
2017-12-29 20:47
#696
United States 2uh 
didn't happen when I went to the school, but my band director dated an ex-student and was engaged to her. While they were engaged, the teacher went on a school band trip to New York City and fucked one of the tour guides. He dumped his fiancee and married the tour guide. He was a weird, scummy fuck
2017-12-20 18:09
#697
United States 2uh 
oh and also my neighbor who was living with his aunt or something got caught trying to take pictures of girls in the bathroom and got charged with child pornography or some shit. He got sent back to california with him parents and got put under house arrest.
2017-12-20 18:11
#701
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Brazil leogmg 
well, my school is kind of not interesting, it is just a bunch of lunatics smoking and selling weed at the restrooms, a teacher killed himself at the school some time ago, a lot of students try to kill themselves inside the school and there is a park that is "protected" by the school but it ends up being a place for the kids to drink and smoke, its just boring... great thread
2017-12-20 18:49
wtf
2017-12-21 02:37
I hope u r not serious bro
2017-12-22 17:30
#724
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Brazil leogmg 
The funny part is that I am not, and people rarely get punished for this type of shit, they only get punished when the school really don't like them because they have fucked up a lot of times, one of my closest friends was kicked out of school because he was drinking in the park, but that is one of the very few cases, and he had already deserved to be kicked out, there was one time police came to school after he pranked them, also, one time 2 girls were caught smoking weed in the bathroom and they were only suspended for like 3 days or so, in here you get more punished if you don't use the school clothes than if you smoke in the bathroom.
2017-12-22 18:00
Sounds fucking terrible man .. you are trying to study and shit or you are also smoking and drinking in school ?
2017-12-26 19:52
#758
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Brazil leogmg 
sincerly, I don't care much about these people, but they don't interfere that much inside of class tho, it seems that everybody is just doing their own thing and basically no one cares no matter what you do, so, you can yes study properly.
2017-12-27 19:46
#748
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Sweden naturen 
expected from Brazil
2017-12-23 00:39
#719
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Germany VeryNiceGuy 
Nudes of a girl got leaked and sent around in school. The girl killed herself and her ex-boyfriend who leaked the nudes got suspended. Have a nice day! -VeryNiceGuy
2017-12-22 13:14
#726
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Faroe Islands I_Oof_myself 
Have a nice day after this? ok ty
2017-12-22 18:10
#727
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Germany VeryNiceGuy 
Have a nice day! -VeryNiceGuy
2017-12-22 18:11
#728
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Faroe Islands I_Oof_myself 
ty
2017-12-22 18:11
#729
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Germany VeryNiceGuy 
Ur welcome! Have a nice day! -VeryNiceGuy
2017-12-22 18:12
This guy is my hero. What is happening to him now?
2017-12-22 21:24
#735
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Germany VeryNiceGuy 
He is working as painter or something Have a nice day! -VeryNiceGuy
2017-12-22 22:07
Painter? Like an artist or what?
2017-12-22 22:49
He painted his ex gf as if she hanging on the cable.
2017-12-22 22:52
#740
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Germany VeryNiceGuy 
no. more like painting walls and stuff lol Have a nice day! -VeryNiceGuy
2017-12-22 22:53
#734
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Europe potatomato 
One kid was caught fapping during a class my classmate put a finger in his ass and drew a circle on a wall with his dirty finger lmao
2017-12-22 21:28
yea one of my sick fucks of a classmate did also fap in the class, we had a hot teacher...
2017-12-22 22:38
#741
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Sweden zl1ze 
It was in grade 5 or 4 i think (10-11 years old). We had our yearly swimming test and a guy in my class got out of the dressing room and he had forgot his shorts and i think pretty much all the girls saw his dick, then the teacher said 'oh Martin!' and he realized and ran back to the dressing room
2017-12-22 22:57
#803
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
how do you forget to wear your shorts?
2017-12-29 18:46
#804
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Sweden zl1ze 
i have no idea
2017-12-29 18:47
#811
2017-12-29 22:36
be like this guy oddshot.tv/s/ihIVdd xd
2017-12-29 22:36
#827
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Sweden zl1ze 
LOL
2017-12-29 23:46
he handled it good though but still, damn
2017-12-30 19:26
I once mixed coke with Mentos on a music lesson
2017-12-23