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FalleN | 
Canada Arkamiis 
Any tip/joke/pick-up lines to talk to a girl! please. anything that could be good haha
2017-10-15 04:24
Girls are gay.
2017-10-15 04:25
Flag checks out
2017-10-22 16:26
#2
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United States NoSexyTime4Me 
If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious! Can I wallbang your double doors? You are so sweet I could just cbble you up. Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened? Can I rush your lower tunnel? Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold. Girl, you are my rare special item When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky? Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot! Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report. You're a Mac-10/10 - MP9/10 - Mag7/10 - M4/10 You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you. Do you mind if I peek your top of mid? Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you're da bomb! Hey girl, want to have a private match? I've got de_cache... (get it? cache -> cash xD) Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed ;) Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven. Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double. Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up? Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage. Want to rush my banana? Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass? My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day <3 There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock. Can I camp in your Pit? Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky. I'm Fnatic for you <3 You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save" Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb! Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing Girl how do you have full HP?because you just fell from heaven They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait.. Baby are you a flashbang ? because you are stunning My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking. are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb Hey gurl are you silver? cause I'm actually a MGE, bend over. I'll show you A Long ;D Are you comfortable with public affection, or should we go sneaky beaky like I've got to eco this round, let's just get a pizza if you're an ak , i'd pick you up Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I'd dump my Ak for you. Hey baby wanna rush my D site? I would love to SPAWN on your face! You make my karambit go bayonet. Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475 Help me practice my spray control... Don't be a kit show me All rush banana no stop plz Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait... What's your strat for the night because I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V. Wanna play some CS? You can be T cuz you lookin' bomb. You wana see my Pit Viper? Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a molotov, because you are smoking hot. Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot? I want to spray u like i spray my negev. I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site. Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you. Baby I'll stick it in your assimov. I'd like to headshot you with my white-out AWP. Hey girl, wanna Net"flicks" and chill? You can peak at my long any time. Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you. Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart. Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl. If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime. Looks like you've unboxed the key to my heart. Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor. if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana? You make my heart go 128 tick. You're hotter than a $400 Molotov Lemme stick my hyper beast in your assimov real quick. Baby, you're the bomb, why don't you plant it at bombsite D? Babe, can you help me practise my pistol aim. Girl, sit on my head, i'll boost you. I will turn you factory new into a field tested.
2017-10-15 04:29
#3
fnx | 
Brazil flormorta 
cringe 10/10
2017-10-15 04:30
#4
FalleN | 
Canada Arkamiis 
Not about CS... Hahaha still very funny!
2017-10-15 04:30
#5
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United States NoSexyTime4Me 
Oh, then just say Hi, and work your way to know if she is single or not. Then go from there man, you just have to talk
2017-10-15 04:31
#7
FalleN | 
Canada Arkamiis 
I already tried and I shit on my pants thats why I need something more than just talk to her without anything to say hahaha dude she smell it that I was nervous af haha
2017-10-15 04:33
Just keep on trying, there's no magic combination of words that'll get you girls, it's all about your confidence mate!
2017-10-15 04:35
Dude... Its the first time I really try to talk to a girl I like ffs need more train ok but Ill die dude
2017-10-15 04:35
Hahaa, nah my friend, you are not going to die! I know its difficult as fuck the first times, but you just have to talk, i mean, don't look at her like a peace of meat, try to start a good conversation, but always letting her know you are into her.
2017-10-15 04:37
I mean howwww dude I dont even know her name ffs The only thing I know is that im like ok it will be ez to do and then when I see her ... its a different story haha
2017-10-15 04:39
well then you can get started by introducing yourself and asking for her name. if you can do that without stuttering you did a good job. you dont need to serenade her or give a whole speech. dont set the bar too high.
2017-10-22 16:29
xd n1
2017-10-15 06:06
#19
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Portugal RKO23 
great dude , really great.
2017-10-15 06:41
fuck too good hehe
2017-10-15 07:07
#49
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Europe L30n@rd0 
lol some are gold. ty man i liked this the most i think : are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like
2017-10-22 16:50
saw one similar to this: "hey baby you want to see my m4 skin?" (m4 skin=mforeskin)
2017-10-22 17:29
#55
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United States NoSexyTime4Me 
(m4 skin = my foreskin) you kinda just have to say 'ma' instead of 'em'
2017-10-22 22:35
#56
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Norway zyxsaje 
thanks man now all girls show me their bob and vegana
2017-10-22 22:37
This gave me cancer
2017-10-25 06:21
#6
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United States sushiisdank 
most pick up lines are cringe af but heres one do you work at little caesers cause you look hot n ready
2017-10-15 04:31
+11
2017-10-25 06:33
#8
Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
just show her your rolex and let the magic happen
2017-10-15 04:33
#9
FalleN | 
Canada Arkamiis 
I have a Classic pebble HAHAHAHA
2017-10-15 04:34
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable These are so bad lol. I've always seen the point of pickup lines as that they ARE gimmicky and cheesy, and something no self-respecting girl would actually be impressed by - but if you find something stupid enough she might laugh at how bad it is, and that's a start.
2017-10-15 04:42
I dont know any joke and the way im funny is the way I say stupid things not bcs the things I say are funny ffs fml
2017-10-15 04:47
#24
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New Zealand NewZealand 
cheating on me? :(
2017-10-21 12:31
I cant ... I choke everytime I "try" so ... Im still with you hahahaha
2017-10-21 15:55
#26
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New Zealand NewZealand 
<3
2017-10-21 15:58
#27
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New Zealand NewZealand 
i believe in u
2017-10-21 15:58
#29
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Japan 0x0 
did it go well
2017-10-22 16:14
The first time I tried nop I probably looked like a robot and the second time.. Theres no second time im a pussy T_T
2017-10-22 16:18
#33
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Japan 0x0 
at least you tried man, you always have me <3
2017-10-22 16:21
Mmhmmm I at least I tried Hopfully I have you haha
2017-10-22 16:24
#16
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Europe BADHAIR 
BUMPPP
2017-10-15 06:05
What you say doesn't matter. Just how you say it.
2017-10-15 06:35
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand GIRLS. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
2017-10-15 06:43
#46
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United States thomask156 
This, but replace girls with rick and morty and she's all yours
2017-10-22 16:41
#21
Laz | 
Japan Neion4ty7 
pee on her to show dominance.
2017-10-15 06:46
#58
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Afghanistan crywolf1337 
FLAG
2017-10-22 22:43
share some herbs with her
2017-10-15 06:49
Meh if she's not a thot just say something funny or really random, I opened a conversation once saying "Okay before we start I have to ask something important, do you put cereal or milk first in the bowl?" or something like that, I cringed a little writing that but she laughed and replied. I WAS JUST SHITPOSTING ON DMS OKAY? DONT JUDGE
2017-10-21 16:04
My dick is small but i have $10000 in my wallet.
2017-10-22 16:20
#32
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Croatia mds818 
I don't really see point in pickup lines/jokes when you can just talk like a normal person.
2017-10-22 16:21
I cant thats the peoblem Im some1 who talks not that much so just create a conversation is hard hahahaha So with some jokes you have more to say than just hello bla bla
2017-10-22 16:27
#41
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Croatia mds818 
well sure you can but idk they seem retarded af to me...might only be my opinion but eh
2017-10-22 16:30
Send me some!!
2017-10-22 16:31
#44
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Croatia mds818 
I don't have any..never went to girls talking to that way.
2017-10-22 16:32
Ohh u woung too
2017-10-22 16:41
#35
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Other TanriQQ 
You: "Can you look at my teeths? I just ate chicken so I don't want any chicken to stuck between my teeths. I'm going to meet a girl and I don't want her to disgust me" Girl: "Ok, sure. Let me look. There is nothing" You: "Thank you" Turn your back and walk to the other way. Then go back to her and ask her to meet you It's been tried and confirmed by the most alpha males of the universe. It's working.
2017-10-22 16:25
DUDE YOU R SO SICKKK
2017-10-22 16:29
#40
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Other TanriQQ 
saw it on youtube bruh xd but it was a turkish channel so she will not know this method. Dont worry
2017-10-22 16:30
;3 Yeah if its in turkish its impossible for her to know this xD
2017-10-22 16:32
#47
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United States thomask156 
do not do this unless you want her to cringe into oblivion
2017-10-22 16:42
#51
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Other TanriQQ 
is this a compliment or what?
2017-10-22 17:23
#48
NAF | 
United States Sea_Of_Tea 
I don't do pickup lines, but the few times I have just for fun, I just go with "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" I've gotten it to work a few times but it usually will require some great skill to recover from if it goes poorly.
2017-10-22 16:42
Again virgin? omg
2017-10-22 17:05
use this shitty line if you never want to talk to a girl again "if you're here angel then who's running heaven?" my friend tried this and got slapped across the face
2017-10-22 17:25
#59
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Afghanistan crywolf1337 
haahhahahahaha
2017-10-22 22:44
last one the creepiest xD
2017-10-22 17:27
2017-10-22 22:40
XDDD LOOOOL thats funny af hahaha
2017-10-25 03:24
girls dont like pickup lines anyway just go up to her and say Hey with confidence and joy. be your self whatever comes to ur mind u say. pickup lines with confidence and joy will always work but not cuz of the pickup like but cuz of the person.
2017-10-22 22:45
+1
2017-10-22 22:53
Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian. You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall. I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal. Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky If you were ore, I'd mine you all night long! You must be ice, because I've been waiting to pick you up for a long time. You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston! Are you a lever? Because you turn me on. You must be from nether, because you are out of this world. Are you a torch? Because you light up my world. You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on. Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you. Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I'm like a zombie and you're like the sun - you light me on fire! I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.
2017-10-22 22:46
I'd suck a fart out your ass and hold it in like a bong hit i can confirm this one worked on several drunk chicks in ayia napa
2017-10-22 22:47
#75
BnTeT | 
United States EdgyBlob 
+1
2017-10-25 06:36
#64
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Japan enos 
girl wanna fuck
2017-10-22 22:48
If u can't talk to her without pickup lines how are u gonna get her? When u say the pick up line what next? Get nervous and leave?
2017-10-22 22:48
I actually was going to leave after hahaha
2017-10-25 03:26
Are you a fallen from the sky angel, cause your face looks smashed !
2017-10-25 03:40
Excuse me miss do you know what time is it, casue i think i'm runing late for my penis shortening operation.
2017-10-25 03:55
My best pickup line 100% sex Me: Hi you wanna play the rape game? Grill: NO Me: That's the spirit!
2017-10-25 06:24
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