If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!
Can I wallbang your double doors?
You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.
Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?
Can I rush your lower tunnel?
Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.
Girl, you are my rare special item
When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart
If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?
Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!
Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.
You're a Mac-10/10 - MP9/10 - Mag7/10 - M4/10
You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred
Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.
Do you mind if I peek your top of mid?
Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you're da bomb!
Hey girl, want to have a private match? I've got de_cache... (get it? cache -> cash xD)
Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed ;)
Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing
If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.
Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.
Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up?
Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.
Want to rush my banana?
Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass?
My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day <3
There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.
Can I camp in your Pit?
Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky.
I'm Fnatic for you <3
You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"
Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse
Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!
Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing
Girl how do you have full HP?because you just fell from heaven
They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..
Baby are you a flashbang ? because you are stunning
My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well
Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.
are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like
Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb
Hey gurl are you silver? cause I'm actually a MGE, bend over.
I'll show you A Long ;D
Are you comfortable with public affection, or should we go sneaky beaky like
I've got to eco this round, let's just get a pizza
if you're an ak , i'd pick you up
Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I'd dump my Ak for you.
Hey baby wanna rush my D site?
I would love to SPAWN on your face!
You make my karambit go bayonet.
Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475
Help me practice my spray control...
Don't be a kit show me
All rush banana no stop plz
Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...
What's your strat for the night because I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.
Wanna play some CS? You can be T cuz you lookin' bomb.
You wana see my Pit Viper?
Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a molotov, because you are smoking hot.
Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?
I want to spray u like i spray my negev.
I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.
Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you.
Baby I'll stick it in your assimov.
I'd like to headshot you with my white-out AWP.
Hey girl, wanna Net"flicks" and chill?
You can peak at my long any time.
Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.
Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart.
Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl.
If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime.
Looks like you've unboxed the key to my heart.
Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.
if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?
You make my heart go 128 tick.
You're hotter than a $400 Molotov
Lemme stick my hyper beast in your assimov real quick.
Baby, you're the bomb, why don't you plant it at bombsite D?
Babe, can you help me practise my pistol aim.
Girl, sit on my head, i'll boost you.
I will turn you factory new into a field tested.
most pick up lines are cringe af but heres one
do you work at little caesers cause you look hot n ready
just show her your rolex and let the magic happen
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable
These are so bad lol. I've always seen the point of pickup lines as that they ARE gimmicky and cheesy, and something no self-respecting girl would actually be impressed by - but if you find something stupid enough she might laugh at how bad it is, and that's a start.
What you say doesn't matter. Just how you say it.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand GIRLS. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
pee on her to show dominance.
share some herbs with her
Meh if she's not a thot just say something funny or really random, I opened a conversation once saying "Okay before we start I have to ask something important, do you put cereal or milk first in the bowl?" or something like that, I cringed a little writing that but she laughed and replied. I WAS JUST SHITPOSTING ON DMS OKAY? DONT JUDGE
My dick is small but i have $10000 in my wallet.
I don't really see point in pickup lines/jokes when you can just talk like a normal person.
You: "Can you look at my teeths? I just ate chicken so I don't want any chicken to stuck between my teeths. I'm going to meet a girl and I don't want her to disgust me"
Girl: "Ok, sure. Let me look. There is nothing"
You: "Thank you"
Turn your back and walk to the other way. Then go back to her and ask her to meet you
It's been tried and confirmed by the most alpha males of the universe. It's working.
I don't do pickup lines, but the few times I have just for fun, I just go with "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" I've gotten it to work a few times but it usually will require some great skill to recover from if it goes poorly.
use this shitty line if you never want to talk to a girl again
"if you're here angel then who's running heaven?"
my friend tried this and got slapped across the face
last one the creepiest xD
girls dont like pickup lines anyway
just go up to her and say Hey with confidence and joy.
be your self whatever comes to ur mind u say.
pickup lines with confidence and joy will always work but not cuz of the pickup like but cuz of the person.
Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.
You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.
I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.
Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky If you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!
You must be ice, because I've been waiting to pick you up for a long time.
You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston!
Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.
Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.
Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I'm like a zombie and you're like the sun - you light me on fire!
I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.
I'd suck a fart out your ass and hold it in like a bong hit
i can confirm this one worked on several drunk chicks in ayia napa
If u can't talk to her without pickup lines how are u gonna get her?
When u say the pick up line what next? Get nervous and leave?
Are you a fallen from the sky angel, cause your face looks smashed !
Excuse me miss do you know what time is it, casue i think i'm runing late for my penis shortening operation.
My best pickup line 100% sex
Me: Hi you wanna play the rape game?
Me: That's the spirit!