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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
can we all just bookmark this topic, talk about anything and come back in 2025 to see how dumb we were?
2017-10-19 20:42
#1
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
ok
2017-10-19 20:43
#6
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Brazil coldzao2 
the ting goes skrra
2017-10-19 20:45
#13
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Sweden aer1aL 
pap pap ka ka ka
2017-10-19 20:46
Dead song
2018-10-03 19:04
#551
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New Zealand VouNou2006 
skrrrr lil pump uhhhh lil pump ahhhh
2018-10-03 19:16
I'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck I'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck I'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck I'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
2018-10-04 07:44
#629
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New Zealand VouNou2006 
Like a dick suck
2018-10-04 15:37
pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, cool, yeah Yeah, man, listen, you're-you're cool and that Yeah, yeah, dun know Do you understand what I'm saying? You're cool and that (yeah, yeah) but I know how you look ennit, (yeah) do you understand what I'm saying? (yeah) I don't wanna set the, you know, the goons on you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah You know like that? Aight, cool, don't take me for one of these boys and that, do you know what I'm sayin'?
2017-10-19 20:48
#49
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
wonder if anyone gonna remember this in 2k25
2017-10-20 19:19
#65
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
lol no they wont
2017-10-21 00:49
#68
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United States Bacon987 
Attention all retards in 2025 including me. It is Big Shaq Mans not hot on fire in the booth. Thanks for the note
2017-10-21 00:53
#70
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
but does da ting go?
2017-10-21 00:53
#72
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United States Bacon987 
SKRRA
2017-10-21 00:54
#153
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United States Droidd 
pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
2017-11-25 06:45
#168
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
ski di du pa PA
2017-11-25 10:56
#359
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United Kingdom Archipolato 
I hate all of this haha
2018-06-04 15:09
Willl my main bE unbanned in 2025, well have to wait and see
2018-10-03 19:06
Nt superstitum
2018-10-04 07:53
I actually giggled at that one +1
2017-10-21 05:26
Someone should make a stupid comment about how the future will be so we can see if in 2025 it actually happened.
2017-10-21 16:32
#162
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Brazil coldzao2 
polaks will praise VP like they were gods, but they werent, well all know here in 2017
2017-11-25 09:11
This post makes me hope we are all dead by 2025
2018-10-04 07:52
Why 2025? Someone start a 2026 thread, this one is old news already.
2018-09-23 14:38
LINK??
2018-10-04 07:49
#258
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Germany Yavex 
Let the bass kick O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA-O----------
2018-05-26 23:11
#261
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
System of a down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why. Meeting john at dale's jr. Winked an eye and point a finger, Meeting john at dale's jr. Winked an eye and point a finger, why. A former cop, undercover, Just got shot, now recovered, A former cop, undercover, Just got shot, now recovered, why. Fighting crime, with a partner, Lois lane, jimmy carter, Fighting crime, with a partner, Lois lane, jimmy carter, (siren). I-E-A-I-A-I-O I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why As we light up the sky. Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why. Meeting john at dale's jr. Winked an eye and point a finger, Meeting john at dale's jr. Winked an eye and point a finger, why. A former cop, undercover, Just got shot, now recovered, A former cop, undercover, Just got shot, now recovered, why. Fighting crime, with a partner, Lois lane, jimmy carter, Fighting crime, with a partner, Lois lane, jimmy carter, (siren). I-E-A-I-A-I-O I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why As we light up the sky. I-E-A-I-A-I-O I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why As we light up the sky. Mine delusions acquainted, Bubbles erotica, Plutonium wedding rings, Icicles stretching, Bicycles, shoestrings, One flag, flaggy but one, Painting the paintings of the alive. I-E-A-I-A-I-O I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why As we light up the sky. I-E-A-I-A-I-O I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why As we light up the sky
2018-05-26 23:17
#632
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Netherlands pewpeww 
nice
2018-10-04 17:13
Ohhh no, not mans not hot...
2018-06-17 16:52
DABBING ON LE HATERS SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2018-09-23 12:21
#424
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Sweden bolognese 
surely disgusting (2018 btw)
2018-09-23 10:05
prediction for cs and volvo gamesto 2025 finally panorama ui - ''valve time 2017'' 128 tickrate (but pros would play on 256 so cry mode again) dota prizepools (operations to increase $$$) tf2 still right in steamcharts artifact would be on 5$ prizepool and tf2 would get finally majors/minors
2018-06-01 09:16
It would be cute to see a tf2 major
2018-09-24 19:05
Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop -Kanye West
2018-06-04 15:04
omfg i was going to comment this I SWEAR MY LIFE LOOOOOOOOOL
2018-10-04 07:38
Why wait till 2025 if we can se that right now (._.')
2018-10-03 19:05
#2
draken | 
Turkey asyx 
ok
2017-10-19 20:43
#17
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Brazil coldzao2 
to guys who is viewing this in 2025! im talking to you from 2017! Coldzera is undoutable number one and so is SK, dont believe who say FaZe top1! coldzera dominated everyone! cry is free these days!
2017-10-19 20:48
#24
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Mancow 
This is a prime example of 2017 bait techniques.
2017-10-19 20:53
#36
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Brazil coldzao2 
fan of VP, lol another salty fan legendary VP squad was destroyed by SK, they are 1 step away from disbanding right now, tahts why hes salty
2017-10-19 22:05
#41
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Mancow 
He gives us more examples. Now I demonstrate how to get hooked on a bait. Come on man im not a salty VP fan I really like SK actually, no joke. Its just that youre annoying absolutely not right and youre making SK look terrible by being very rude. I like SK because of SK and their quality not because of fans like you :)
2017-10-20 18:54
#42
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Mancow 
P.S. For the future, SK has currently had a rise in power from Luminosity to SK. They hvae changed only 1 player slot and have been a No.1 contender for a very consistent and long time. In the shade of their success lie trolls and fake Brazilians to make Brazil look bad by posting posts like up there :)
2017-10-20 18:56
#69
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
sk is shit and will always be dafuq u on about
2017-10-21 00:53
#121
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Mancow 
lol cmon :D
2017-10-21 16:30
Hey, im from 2018. Coldzera and whole SK suck. Cry is free.
2018-05-26 23:04
s1mple #1 now -- June 2018
2018-06-03 17:56
>is a fan of Na'Vi, SK is floundering since they got rid of TACO
2018-06-04 15:02
Hey, im from 2018. SK didnt last long, same with cold axaxaxaxaxaxax
2018-09-23 10:08
#675
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Finland G0Dteukkab 
0/8
2018-10-12 07:23
#3
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Poland norek138 
ok
2017-10-19 20:43
#498
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Brazil Vitor_IS 
hi 2025, here i'm in 2018 :D lol i'm 100% sure that mibr will have at least 8 majors in 2025
2018-09-24 19:06
I aren't think that
2018-10-03 19:44
#573
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Brazil Vitor_IS 
i are think that
2018-10-03 19:46
Hi from 2025
2017-10-19 20:44
sry 2017-10-19 20:44
2017-10-19 21:36
#101
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United States H4wkx 
*2025-10-19 20:44
2017-10-21 05:05
#213
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Latvia Frip! 
2017-10-19 21:44
2018-04-15 22:51
2018-04-15 23:51
2018-09-23 12:38
hltv won't be here in 2025
2017-10-19 20:45
#133
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
It's been here for almost 15 years, why wouldn't it make another 8?
2017-11-24 10:53
You think the world will even make it another 8. Trump gonna go all out war on January 21st 2018
2017-11-24 12:04
nope
2018-02-14 11:05
ok lol
2018-05-26 23:36
oh stfu
2018-06-01 16:53
#413
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United States BLNDSPT 
2 billion IQ prediction
2018-09-12 16:21
#479
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Portugal Zedonp 
i'm guessing u won't have to wait till 2025 to find out how stupid u are xD
2018-09-23 15:43
nt
2018-10-04 07:37
#682
allu | 
North America N1tsuA 
Hi from the future! Still alive, no war.
2018-10-16 18:10
#7
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Sweden bolognese 
hltv wont exist 2025
2017-10-19 20:45
#10
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
will die along with the game in 5 years
2017-10-19 20:45
new cs = hltv continues on, in 5 years it's impossible that a new cs or at least a MASSIVE update won't come out.
2017-10-19 20:50
#609
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Brazil MommyStealer 
in 5 years the game will be the same and i will laugh at you hahaha
2018-10-04 07:49
#377
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Other Valeriana 
Yes
2018-07-26 08:56
#391
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Sweden bolognese 
Now I actually think it will lul At least live on for something else since off topics also dominate the traffic
2018-07-26 11:01
#434
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
retard
2018-09-23 10:09
#9
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Brazil love_bad_girls 
already you fucked 100000 pussies right?
2017-10-19 20:45
reply to this if you see this in 2025+
2017-10-19 20:46
#14
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
hi
2017-10-19 20:47
#20
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Portugal Luisdiogoc 
sup dude >closed
2017-10-19 20:50
Hi 2025-07-08 17:34
2017-10-19 20:51
#43
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Mancow 
How could you even try this :D
2017-10-20 18:56
meh 2025-07-09 14:32
2017-10-20 19:35
#338
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Poland Kazahi 
hi
2018-06-03 16:52
sup dude
2018-09-23 09:22
#12
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Denmark Xipingu 
HLTV in 2025 LUL
2017-10-19 20:46
There will be no HLTV in 2025
2017-10-19 20:50
Hi 2025 me, today I fapped 4 times.
2017-10-19 20:51
#71
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United States Bacon987 
Get a life
2017-10-21 00:53
Hi 2025 me, do you have a life already?
2017-10-21 01:05
#628
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
I cummed 3 times
2018-10-04 10:18
im in ez see u then
2017-10-19 20:58
#55
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
see u then ^^
2017-10-20 20:23
Hi 2025. Today i'm my last week in the work before going to live in another state. I'm chasing my dreams right now and I hope while I'm reading this right now (2025), I can cry of happiness, not sadness at all. I hope Jansey Jones Silva will have a bright future in UFC, or whatever biggest organization in MMA.
2017-10-19 21:02
#53
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
thats nice dude
2017-10-20 20:22
#154
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New Zealand klonopin 
i hope you do thats nice
2017-11-25 07:03
#29
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France Underbre 
delet this
2017-10-19 21:33
#52
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
why?
2017-10-20 20:21
in 2025 cs and hltv would die lul
2017-10-19 21:37
#37
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Brazil coldzao2 
well its same amount of time like from 2010 -> 2017, cs was dead? noo its so little, maybe there will be another version but it wont die
2017-10-19 22:07
#32
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Romania Vladootzz 
Hello from 2017!!
2017-10-19 21:40
#34
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Hungary Rollie 
OK, we should try
2017-10-19 21:42
#47
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
yeaaah lets go
2017-10-20 19:17
#35
JW | 
Norway NitroMK 
Ey what up pimps of 2025. It's 2017 here, and we're still not in Source2. Bet you arent either..
2017-10-19 21:44
#38
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Brazil coldzao2 
:D they are still waiting for tuscan
2017-10-19 22:07
#58
JW | 
Norway NitroMK 
just give me de_prodigy pls valve
2017-10-20 22:29
#59
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Brazil coldzao2 
yep, cool map, but i think it wouldve been hard for valve to not ruin it with a new design
2017-10-20 22:36
#61
JW | 
Norway NitroMK 
I like all their new design actually, I would be happy with just new textures tbf for that map.
2017-10-21 00:43
#84
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Brazil coldzao2 
i dont like nuke, other maps are good
2017-10-21 01:02
#87
JW | 
Norway NitroMK 
i like how they did Outside on Nuke, from silo to heaven is so much easier than the old one.
2017-10-21 01:40
#88
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Brazil coldzao2 
i mean balance is good, i dont like the style :( i think its too bright and a lot of "rounded" angles
2017-10-21 01:43
#129
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
De_cpl_mill feelsbadman
2017-11-24 08:50
bokkmrarad
2017-10-19 22:07
#40
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget 
HLTV in 2025 LUUUL
2017-10-19 22:08
#51
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
u will see
2017-10-20 20:21
#301
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
You have to wait untill 2028 to respond LUL <3 prokda
2018-05-31 23:04
#45
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Latvia Frip! 
I will be dead in 2025 so yeah..
2017-10-20 18:59
#48
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
will see :)
2017-10-20 19:17
#46
Happy | 
Vietnam Hadaway 
i want to say hello to everybody and that's it
2017-10-20 19:01
#56
Edward | 
United States kUcheRR 
despacito boooooois
2017-10-20 20:23
#57
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
oh no
2017-10-20 20:24
Anyone ever hit a girl?
2017-10-20 22:40
#575
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Finland ||| 
Elliot Rodger here, why do girls hate me because they dont approach me?
2018-10-03 19:54
#RUNSKG #thecryisfree #saltytears #sktop1 #ferGODtop1 #GODZERA #felpthebrazilianfer #boltthebraziliannutella
2017-10-21 00:45
#66
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
reported, but ppl in 2025 wont remeber and shit sk or any br team they will only remember #SMOOYAGODTOP1
2017-10-21 00:51
yeah, they still will make fun of uk not having cs scene tho xD
2017-10-21 00:55
#76
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
i think you misspelt "sk" as "uk"
2017-10-21 00:56
arent misspelt thatz I meant uk =D
2017-10-21 00:56
#79
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
ok :((( i tried
2017-10-21 00:57
nt xD
2017-10-21 00:58
#82
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
nt
2017-10-21 00:58
actually coming true monkaS
2018-09-25 01:53
até la você já vai ter 18 certinho, ne
2017-10-21 00:56
I'm 25 btw
2017-10-21 00:56
15 *
2017-10-21 03:03
nt 12 yo
2017-10-21 04:58
nt 2002 bad baiter boy little kid 14yo
2017-10-21 04:58
thank for the love and kind words my friend <3
2017-10-21 05:00
ok 2002 boy
2017-10-21 05:14
thank for the kind words my friend <3 I love you too <3<3<3
2017-10-21 05:27
i know you love me, 2002 boy.
2017-10-21 05:35
!remindme 8 years
2017-10-21 00:48
yagmi
2017-10-21 00:48
#67
g0d | 
Brazil L4x @.@ 
cya in 8 years
2017-10-21 00:51
i fuck dog when he makes shit
2017-10-21 00:56
Oh you are going to regret this in 7 years.
2018-07-03 12:11
#80
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United States joke_cs 
Csgo is very enjoyable for me. Let's see how this statement holds up in 8 years.
2017-10-21 00:57
2025 SK still on top of the world.
2017-10-21 01:01
#164
s1mple | 
Sweden Allis 
Still? They aren't on top rn
2017-11-25 09:18
Few months later and they are tier 3 now lol feels bad.
2018-05-26 23:08
#302
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Poland HotMuslim 
not even made it to 2018 XDDDD
2018-05-31 23:05
I better have a life by then
2017-10-21 01:03
People believing CSGO or HLTV will survive another 2 years never mind another 8.
2017-10-21 01:44
im 30 in 8 years -.-
2017-10-21 03:06
Well, I'm 31 in 8 years and probably still fucking retarded.
2017-10-21 05:03
#92
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Norway duffz00r 
Babes, man's not hot
2017-10-21 03:10
NuKeToWn 2025
2017-10-21 03:19
I hope I find a girl by 2025 xD
2017-10-21 03:32
#145
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
saaaaaame bruh, same :(
2017-11-24 13:33
#97
roman | 
Palestine ndr[o] 
shout out goes to the older me
2017-10-21 04:59
You won't be alive for that long. It's unhealthy to dream your life away.
2017-10-21 05:00
#144
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
why not. 2025 not that far
2017-11-24 13:33
Stop dreaming then. It's necessarity.
2017-11-24 14:41
#149
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
how is this dreaming? megaLUL
2017-11-24 15:43
You might get lost in your dreams, it's a catchy tune.
2017-11-25 03:26
Dear future me, I hope you're not alive to read this.
2017-10-21 05:16
ill be back in 8 years
2017-10-21 05:24
#111
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Australia _Lurkin_ 
Hello from 2017. i wont be around probably committed suicide in next year or so so yeah!!
2017-10-21 05:27
#142
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
OD on fentanyl
2017-11-24 13:32
#113
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Russia xtkjdtr01 
Yes
2017-10-21 05:34
hehe xd sp TriHard
2017-10-21 05:46
Turkey will become super country in 2023 government says
2017-10-21 06:01
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
2017-11-24 06:54
Seriously though they have many plans for 2023. Lets see what happens
2018-04-22 14:26
Who names their country after a retarded bird that can't even fly?
2018-09-23 12:19
My nama jeff xD EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle
2017-10-21 06:17
#118
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Brazil Collee 
Bolsonaro 2018. Mark it with me brs
2017-10-21 07:33
#315
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Brazil fcetin 
pls no bro
2018-06-01 09:40
#119
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India nicebaitm8 
niko is yet to make to major playoffs.
2017-10-21 07:42
#120
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Venezuela CACHi 
PUT UR HANDS UP AND REACH FOR THE SKY
2017-10-21 07:45
#123
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United States Bacon987 
monthly bump so we dont forget
2017-11-24 06:36
#141
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
yeah we should keep bumping this every month
2017-11-24 13:31
Level up
2017-11-24 06:40
pls admin dont fuck this up thank cya in 2025 when SK will be the best team to ever touch any fps game and coldzera will win his 100th MVP award. ferGOD top 1 #thecryisfree #lockerboifamily #HLTVarmy #pride #honor #brotherhood #love
2017-11-24 06:41
I will be engineer and XANTARES will take part in Tier1 team.
2017-11-24 06:49
Bye CSGO, welcome CSGO2 xD xD
2017-11-24 07:11
#140
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
love your nickname
2017-11-24 13:31
CSGO in 2025 ? I are think that.
2017-11-24 08:59
as big as ufc/wwe etc
2018-10-03 19:19
#562
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Czech Republic EmTeeAge 
Regular sports like Football / Ice hockey, etc. have been around for ages. Who knows for how long will CS:GO remain among us.
2018-10-03 19:33
#131
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Switzerland GoTMedicine 
Take off your jacket
2017-11-24 09:02
Hi Future fags Johnny E. still around?
2017-11-24 10:51
#136
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Paraguay HighAIching 
No, he got banned by martin for abuse of power
2017-11-24 11:58
cya in 10 years, you will be commenting in 2028
2018-10-03 19:50
Nah
2018-10-03 21:23
#134
Snax | 
Spain Arzheus 
+office -dust2
2017-11-24 10:53
hltv.org/player/1649/iRene she's 40+ are you still playing?
2017-11-24 11:53
#577
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Finland ||| 
wtf you are mom?
2018-10-03 19:55
hmm ok sure
2017-11-24 11:59
#139
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
yea lets go
2017-11-24 13:30
#143
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United Kingdom HarryBotter 
SK Still top 1 in 2025
2017-11-24 13:33
#151
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
0/8 sk was never top 1
2017-11-25 03:27
#160
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United Kingdom HarryBotter 
What??? In that case neither was FaZe
2017-11-25 09:02
#167
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
sk were top1 but never had an era, faze on the other hand was not even top1
2017-11-25 09:59
#146
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CIS gachiBASS 
electronic came to navi f0rest&GTR still playing im not global(((
2017-11-24 13:37
Hello older myself :) I ruined your life LUL
2017-11-24 14:47
Did you watch "before we go?"
2017-11-25 09:20
#152
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Australia _Lurkin_ 
HEY BOYS IM DED IN 2 WEEKS YAY CANCER
2017-11-25 06:24
#156
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New Zealand klonopin 
post pics rip
2017-11-25 07:05
Rest in peace, if you see tupac in the heaven tell him that I love him. also my dogs dakota, lobo, chikinha and menina plus my cat preto.
2017-11-25 07:10
#155
 | 
New Zealand klonopin 
hello 2025 me
2017-11-25 07:04
why havent you killed yourself yet you fucking pussy
2017-11-25 07:07
#166
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
omg another smooya fan <3
2017-11-25 09:57
#159
 | 
Australia _Lurkin_ 
YEEEEEEEEEEEET ZUCKLES YEEEEEEEEEEET
2017-11-25 07:59
#169
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
bump
2017-12-14 14:41
#170
 | 
United Kingdom PettymeisteR 
Fnatic always best team os csgo
2017-12-14 14:44
bump
2017-12-21 15:30
god sergej major winner -roflmao
2017-12-21 15:32
#173
 | 
Jordan human928 
Lol
2017-12-21 15:38
2k18 still in this bitch
2018-02-14 10:48
#176
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
ayyy
2018-02-14 12:08
pros all cheat keepo
2018-02-14 12:09
Half Life 3 are you confirmed yet? Pls reply thx
2018-02-14 12:11
#179
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
Just a reminder.
2018-02-20 18:43
#180
 | 
Hungary Rollie 
cool, we are only 7 years away xd
2018-02-20 19:17
#181
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
time passes quick, dont worry
2018-02-20 20:01
#182
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
+1
2018-02-20 20:03
#185
 | 
Hungary Rollie 
I'm not worrying, I love that we are a year closer already(on paper at least :D)
2018-02-20 20:20
#186
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
thats good ! :D
2018-02-20 20:20
Nice
2018-02-20 20:04
#184
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
something more to say to your future self than just "nice" ? ^^
2018-02-20 20:06
#565
 | 
Bulgaria Pixeland 
the thread will be locked
2018-10-03 19:36
#187
 | 
Latvia pumasiK 
hello
2018-02-20 20:23
#188
Nifty | 
Hungary Baliz 
I'll be 25 years old at that time. Wow I wonder if i will still browsing hltv..
2018-02-20 20:25
#189
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
Me too. This site might be dead together with cs in that time, lol.
2018-02-20 20:44
#190
 | 
Portugal Jaxiie 
SK ERA
2018-02-20 20:45
#191
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
Never began
2018-02-20 20:45
#194
 | 
Portugal Jaxiie 
-NA -Inteligence Pick one
2018-02-20 20:46
#199
 | 
Hungary Rollie 
He is true tough...
2018-02-20 20:48
#200
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
oops, someone got mad over there
2018-02-20 20:48
#192
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
faze still top1
2018-02-20 20:45
#193
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
Better than the comment above ^^
2018-02-20 20:46
#196
 | 
Portugal Jaxiie 
SK top 1 Not Faze top 1 pick one
2018-02-20 20:47
Blaks
2018-02-20 20:47
#197
 | 
Czech Republic Jafii 
Czech CS
2018-02-20 20:47
#204
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
czech cs consists only of oskar lol.
2018-02-20 20:52
#208
 | 
Czech Republic Jafii 
+1
2018-02-20 21:10
#198
 | 
Europe p1peb0mb 
flusha was not cheating
2018-02-20 20:48
#422
yay | 
United States threeiiis 
flusha got kicked
2018-09-23 09:48
I love u Vklya <3
2018-02-20 20:50
#202
 | 
Bangladesh Ligma_ 
imgur.com/a/uCNDU never forget this ffs
2018-02-20 20:51
#206
Nifty | 
Hungary Baliz 
Haha +1
2018-02-20 20:54
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2018-05-31 23:07
#203
 | 
Brazil diviksen 
"simpel best player" kkkkkk see u in 2025
2018-02-20 20:51
#371
 | 
Europe wai7ing 
he will still be inb4 coldzera killed by favelas
2018-07-03 12:09
s1mple has hopefully gotten on a consistently good team and won a major by then.
2018-02-20 20:53
#207
 | 
United Kingdom Grenadr 
sick of this locker boy idiottttt
2018-02-20 20:55
#209
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
april 2018888
2018-04-08 20:57
#210
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
reminder
2018-04-15 22:46
#211
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Just wanna leave my mark
2018-04-15 22:49
#212
kNgV- | 
Poland Mleko1 
yes
2018-04-15 22:49
hi bois
2018-04-15 22:53
#215
s1mple | 
Poland qube1 
GG
2018-04-15 22:54
#216
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
U're mom Gey
2018-04-15 22:54
#218
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
no u
2018-04-15 23:02
blad putan
2018-05-31 23:03
So I'm 25 now Nice
2018-04-15 22:55
#219
 | 
Finland Taynz 
Fortnite LOL
2018-04-15 23:03
#220
 | 
Portugal VascoRB 
JUST DO IT!!!
2018-04-15 23:04
17
2018-04-15 23:05
CSGO ded gejm
2018-04-15 23:07
#228
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
sad but true :(
2018-04-21 18:12
#223
 | 
Brazil coldzao2 
essketiit
2018-04-15 23:08
#224
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Casually bumping this
2018-04-16 08:49
Hi
2018-04-16 08:58
Jonathan E is my god
2018-04-16 09:11
#227
 | 
Denmark staraxe 
Bumperino
2018-04-16 09:15
Avicii dead :(
2018-04-21 18:23
im tired
2018-04-21 18:24
#231
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Bump
2018-04-22 14:21
I always said it, fnatic is incredibly overrated :) Their win at the Tier 3 event that WESG was, was easy as fuck because they got really lucky at their draws. If they played one T1 team they would‘ve lost. Katowice was a huge fluke and they only won it because of Flusha. Fnatic will surely be in the Top 10 at the end of 2018, but at rank 7 or 8. There are a lot of teams that are a lot better: Astralis, Cloud9, Mouz, Navi, Faze (they‘re just in a slump right now), SK (they just need to adapt to new language + new system with Stewie), arguably Gambit aswell depending on the maps ( gambit is better on train, overpass, nuke, cache ) Cry is free, fnatic is back to Tier 2
2018-04-22 14:22
can you believe it? kendrick is almost 40 esports is big, but csgo is dead i don't even think anyone uses hltv anymore, good times tho
2018-04-22 14:23
#235
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Hltv has been around for 15 years... And a new cs will come out within the next 8 years
2018-04-22 14:25
i think at one point the other fps will hit the scene that overtakes cs, lack of passion in valve devs will backfire at em and they will lose the title of the #1 esports fps game
2018-04-22 14:26
#238
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Yeah maybe
2018-04-22 14:43
#241
 | 
Finland Taynz 
VP top 1 2025 OMEGALUL
2018-04-24 20:33
#242
nEGRo | 
Macau m8Oman 
Paladins will be the number 1 esport
2018-04-24 20:34
Flipside win a major trophy MEGAOMEGALUL
2018-04-24 20:35
#244
 | 
Poland kvvach 
i cant find topic from last week and we talk about 2025 hmm anyways kvvach i hope yu figure out how to commint suicide being paralyzed from neck below... FaZe UP
2018-04-24 20:41
K
2018-05-20 00:27
Zoinks! You've taken a wrong turn. Let's split up, gang. If you're looking for an image, it's probably been deleted or may not have existed at all. If you are looking for groovy images, visit our gallery!
2018-05-20 00:30
#247
 | 
Germany Lifant 
if I still have the same shitty pc and shitty life in 2025 im gonna be very disappointed
2018-05-20 00:32
Hey from 2018
2018-05-20 00:35
I will be rich :_:)
2018-05-20 00:36
#250
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Yeet
2018-05-20 13:30
#251
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
bump
2018-05-26 23:01
#252
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Mouz still top 1
2018-05-26 23:02
I will become pro :-)
2018-05-26 23:03
#255
 | 
Europe O1ek 
esketit
2018-05-26 23:07
#256
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Lil pump, ooh
2018-05-26 23:08
#262
 | 
Europe O1ek 
lil pump,ya
2018-05-26 23:22
#265
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
CB on the beat Only wear designer, esskeetit Ouu, Lil Pump Yeah, yeah, ouu, brr Yeah, ouu, wow Yeah, yeah, ouu, ouu Only wear designer, esskeetit (ouu!) Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ouu!) Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!) Poppin' on X, poppin' on X Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X) Got a new car, got a new bitch (ouu), yeah And I got a new deal (ouu!) Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu!) Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu!) Poppin' on X, poppin' on X Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X) Got a new car, got a new bitch And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!) Pull up to the crib like "what up, bitch!" (ouu) Got a penthouse sittin' on my wrist (brrt) And my grandma sippin' on Actavis (Act') Got a lot of ice, and I'm cold as shit And these bitches love to talk a lot (ouu) Pull out the Porsche out the car garage (brrt) And I never had a job (nah) I'm high as fuck, took a trip to Mars (goddamn) Ice on ice on ice (ice), took a private jet to Dubai (ouu) Bitch, you better buy your own flight Bust down sparkle, no light (yeah) And she show titties on Skype (yeah) Smoke quarter pound to the face, esskeetit Everything that you done did, I done did it Pockets on swole, like it's 24 Fitness (yeah) 800 bands just layin' in the kitchen (goddamn) Only wear designer, esskeetit (ouu!) Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ouu!) Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!) Poppin' on X, poppin' on X Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X) Got a new car, got a new bitch (ouu), yeah And I got a new deal (ouu!) Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu!) Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu!) Poppin' on X, poppin' on X Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X) Got a new car, got a new bitch And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!) Pinkie ring froze, pinkie ring froze Pinkie ring covered in gold (ouu) Too much diamonds on my neck, think I might choke (yuh) Had a threesome with your bitch, with my eyes closed (damn) Tell my side hoe bring it through the back door, oh! I got eighty-thousand in my envelope (ouu) I just got a "Gucci Gang" medal, though (yeah) Damn, I got some homies that went federal (uh) Look at my two-tone Patek, I smash a ho then forget I got a fridge on my neck (yeah), I'm smokin' gas on a jet (uh) Ouu, I just love to flex (yeah) Blew out two million that Tootsie's (ouu) I made your auntie a groupie (yeah) And you know my life a movie (uh, ouu) I got sticks like Call of Duty (ouu, yeah) Only wear designer, esskeetit (ouu!) Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (yeah, ouu!) Runnin' up a check with no limit (yuh!) Poppin' on X, poppin' on X (brrt) Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X) Got a new car, got a new bitch (ouu, yeah, brrt) And I got a new deal (ouu!) Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu!) Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu!) Poppin' on X, poppin' on X Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X) Got a new car, got a new bitch And I got a new deal (brrt) Ouu, only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu) Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu) Poppin' on X, poppin' on X Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X) Got a new car, got a new bitch And I got a new deal (brrt)
2018-05-26 23:23
ferGOD top 1
2018-05-26 23:12
#259 fer | Brazil IarentThinkThatz ferGOD top 1 2018-05-26 16:12 Reply
2018-05-30 00:02
+1
2018-06-03 16:43
#260
 | 
World zebra_man3 
hi 2025. I hope im not still a virgin and I finally found a gf and true happiness also will faze still be top1 2025?
2018-05-26 23:13
#358
 | 
World zebra_man3 
btw I hope im still listening to 70/80's rock music and I haven't forgotten gachi <3
2018-06-04 15:08
#263
 | 
Europe O1ek 
FC Barcelona top 1 csgo Brazilian Roster in 2025
2018-05-26 23:23
#264
 | 
Denmark leoNjf 
yeet
2018-05-26 23:23
#266
jks | 
North America xdrax 
something something laurel and yanny
2018-05-26 23:25
#267
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Hello fellow hltv users in 2025, I'm a cunt. Sk sucks dick, mouz top 1, ffdp best band, it doesn't matter best song, suicide the only option, Thanks for listening
2018-05-26 23:27
#268
 | 
Brazil DomPedroll 
Sk top 1 mBr top 2 Ntc top 3 T.one top 4 Lg top 5
2018-05-26 23:27
#270
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
In Brazil tier 3 maybe yes
2018-05-26 23:28
ahahahha
2018-05-30 00:00
#269
 | 
Norway Hydropanic^ 
The storyline of BO2 begins
2018-05-26 23:28
#271
 | 
France Nez_Aigre 
I m gay
2018-05-26 23:33
#273
 | 
Brazil EWRO 
bump
2018-05-26 23:38
#274
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
bumperino
2018-05-29 23:52
#275
 | 
Russia Reph 
cs is still alive
2018-05-29 23:54
#276
 | 
Austria shaakeh 
FaZe device
2018-05-29 23:55
#277
mertz | 
Austria maj0ra 
C9 Naf
2018-05-29 23:56
where is prokda?
2018-05-30 00:00
#281
 | 
Russia v1p3rrr 
SK STEWIE LUL
2018-05-30 00:02
#282
 | 
Russia v1p3rrr 
VP Top1 in 2025 incoming
2018-05-30 00:02
#283
 | 
Lithuania Paulius_CS 
GL world from 2018
2018-05-30 00:09
#284
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Hello fellow hltv users in 2025, I'm still a cunt. Sk sucks ass, mouz top 1, green day best band, lifestyle of the rich and the famous best song, suicide the only answer, thanks for listening.
2018-05-30 00:30
#285
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
lmao hltv won't even exist in 2025 anymore because cs died in 2020 (i am time traveller from 2039 btw)
2018-05-30 00:35
#287
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Hltv has been around for a long ass time though
2018-05-30 00:43
#286
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
Do I still exist?
2018-05-30 00:39
I'll probably will kms before 2025
2018-05-30 00:46
lul
2018-05-31 23:02
no more LSD
2018-05-30 00:49
#290
 | 
Czech Republic Rewask 
nuclear war wont happen anytime sooon...
2018-05-30 15:54
#291
 | 
United Kingdom cowbunga 
Ropz 7x major MVP and top 1 player 4 years in a row yes?
2018-05-31 21:49
#292
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Yes
2018-05-31 22:46
#311
 | 
United Kingdom cowbunga 
thanks papa putin
2018-06-01 09:09
#293
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Lil xan LULULUL
2018-05-31 22:46
thinking hltv will still be alive by 2025 LUL
2018-05-31 22:49
#303
 | 
Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Imagine how cancer it will be if it still lives
2018-05-31 23:06
Maybe we will have CS on source 2 engine at that point.
2018-05-31 22:51
HLTV in 2k25 OMEGALUL
2018-05-31 22:58
#297
 | 
Mongolia Tendies 
the world not being ravaged by nuclear war in 2k25 omegalul
2018-05-31 22:59
ASTRALIS TOP1 DEVVE GOAT 5XTOP1
2018-05-31 23:01
#304
 | 
Belarus nakmon12 
1.06.2018 0:06 and I playing fifa 14 on my phone
2018-05-31 23:06
i cant fucking wait for frozen 2 its gonna be best movie ever <3
2018-05-31 23:21
#332
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
fucking agree <3
2018-06-03 13:41
#307
 | 
Europe Staley 
Hi 2025-05-31 23:30
2018-05-31 23:30
Hi
2018-05-31 23:35
Abdullah
2018-05-31 23:37
#310
 | 
United States flipfone 
Csgo 2 coming in 2025
2018-06-01 00:14
still no uk team on major XD
2018-06-01 09:17
#430
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
nt
2018-09-23 10:07
uk team means at least 3 players in squad, no one guy
2018-09-23 10:08
#435
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
speaking for 2025 come back here then and taste the nt
2018-09-23 10:10
#314
 | 
Ukraine kek1 
I just passed exam
2018-06-01 09:19
#316
 | 
Ukraine QMstargazer 
I hope the WWIII is going to end till 2025.
2018-06-01 09:48
#317
 | 
Mexico MexicanHLTV 
I love Scarlett Johansson
2018-06-01 09:54
xd dab 1337
2018-06-01 09:56
#319
 | 
Belarus nakmon12 
+1
2018-06-01 09:57
My polish (indonesian) friend (me) u were so fucking dumb in 2018 but now u r propably valve CEO and have billions, so stop for a moment and sing skrrrr lil pump ohhh skrrr ohhhh lil pump ohhh skrrr lil pump skrrrr ohhhhh skrrrr
2018-06-01 10:00
#321
 | 
Poland crouzzz 
Kaczyński is alive and still robbing polish people
2018-06-01 10:00
#324
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski The Unabomber is still locked up my friendo
2018-06-01 16:46
EZ FOR AGO ALL MAJORS UNTIL 2025 SKRRR
2018-06-01 10:01
xd dab 420
2018-06-01 11:00
#325
 | 
Other DiploxOP 
CLoud9 won a major, lol, hi mom
2018-06-01 16:48
#326
 | 
Hungary stretchelold 
faze 2 times major winners and then they disband and olof goes back to fnatic and they win another major SK disbands
2018-06-01 16:52
i sexed my ant
2018-06-01 16:54
#523
 | 
Greece deST) 
I guess you meant aunt*?
2018-10-03 18:54
the person above triple gay
2018-06-01 16:58
#330
 | 
Portugal Skyer_ 
Do you know the way? xD
2018-06-01 16:59
#330
 | 
Portugal Skyer_ 
Will coldzera still the best player in the world? ahaha :D
2018-06-01 17:01
#333
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Bampiño
2018-06-03 14:29
hi
2018-06-03 16:44
nigga sandwich
2018-06-03 16:49
#340
 | 
Finland BOMBDOGE 
its ok for u to say the n word since ur a sand version of it :DD
2018-06-03 17:01
nt mole rat, im bearded tanned southener master race
2018-06-03 17:20
#343
 | 
Finland BOMBDOGE 
nice try beard baby
2018-06-03 17:24
0/8 from 2025 russia
2018-06-03 17:42
#347
 | 
Finland BOMBDOGE 
8/8 2018 3rd wolrd
2018-06-03 17:45
i did already mennnnnnnn
2018-06-03 16:50
baitzera
2018-06-03 16:53
#342
 | 
Latvia Tibro 
ofc yea bieach
2018-06-03 17:21
I hope in 2025 we have Despacito 13 or something like that
2018-06-03 17:43
yeah, but I am still waiting for Gangnam Style 2
2018-06-03 17:44
#348
 | 
Nepal permyxd 
LUUL
2018-06-03 17:45
hello, hopefully im not dead at this point.
2018-06-03 17:46
dubsteps are a thing
2018-06-03 17:48
TriHard
2018-06-03 22:46
#353
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Bamp
2018-06-04 12:22
#354
 | 
Sweden RRosenberg 
I’m still together with Esther
2018-06-04 15:01
#365
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
No
2018-06-17 21:52
hello me 2025 from me 2018
2018-06-04 15:07
Cock
2018-06-16 14:28
hello, hopefully im not dead at this point.
2018-06-17 16:50
xD
2018-06-17 16:51
#364
s0m | 
Norway goodguyme 
sir
2018-06-17 16:54
#366
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
rip x you will be missed
2018-06-20 09:47
#367
Twistzz | 
United States TLO 
admins gonna 404 this and hltv gonna shut down long before 2025 XD
2018-06-20 09:49
#368
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Rip xxx
2018-06-20 10:10
#394
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
rip
2018-07-26 23:36
#369
 | 
Slovakia AdorrioN 
Astralis will win Cologne 2018
2018-07-03 10:31
#370
s0m | 
Norway goodguyme 
no.
2018-07-03 12:04
coldzera to retire in 2020
2018-07-03 12:23
Winter 2018*
2018-07-26 09:13
h
2018-07-26 08:51
Germany 8 - 1 Brazil 2022
2018-07-26 08:54
LUV U CARTOLA32k
2018-07-26 08:54
#378
 | 
Czech Republic Whitezz 
26.7. 2018 Sup nerds from 2025, csgo is probably dead game so this site is dead aswell so noone can read this :) 2025 must suck so much cuz i will be finishing my high schoole ):
2018-07-26 09:07
#393
 | 
United States MAKEOUTHILL 
no, hltv will come alive in 2025 thanks to this thread
2018-07-26 23:36
#379
 | 
Sweden TDK Em1L 
Hoppas du är rik nu din jävla pissunge.
2018-07-26 09:09
#380
 | 
Faroe Islands memento_1 
unfortunately cs dies 2023 and so does hltv.
2018-07-26 09:10
Bookmarked.
2018-07-26 09:10
Hi nerds. Reminder communism is very good
2018-07-26 09:12
me still virgin in 2025 ?
2018-07-26 09:18
I can answer that already yes
2018-07-26 09:20
am I still alive
2018-07-26 09:19
whole squad full of faking killas ama killa too
2018-07-26 09:21
Hey 2025 people, Fox still playing in a Portuguese team with 38 years old true?
2018-07-26 09:32
Hello HLTV user from 2025! I hope in your time VP and MIBR finally disbanded
2018-07-26 09:36
#521
 | 
Greece deST) 
LUL
2018-10-03 18:53
#392
 | 
Slovakia baucek1 
Hey 2025 people
2018-07-26 11:03
#395
 | 
Slovakia ypsylonnn 
I fuckin h8 sumer
2018-07-26 23:40
im going to have an overdose of pills
2018-07-26 23:43
#397
 | 
Sweden sounDyGOD 
we ate tide pods in 2018
2018-07-26 23:45
LMAO humans are retarded AF
2018-07-26 23:46
#399
 | 
Poland Cazzorel 
israel attack innocent Syria
2018-07-26 23:52
#400
SS | 
Germany Yavex 
Hello 2025
2018-07-28 14:14
#401
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Skrrt skrrt
2018-07-31 13:52
Yes
2018-08-28 13:25
Hi 2018
2018-08-28 13:26
Sure bro
2018-08-28 13:29
#405
 | 
Ukraine niXoN|w1 
Hello, 2025 me!
2018-08-28 13:31
#406
s1mple | 
Argentina exee_ 
1 usd --> 37,95 ars elon smoked weed 4 days ago (6 sep)
2018-09-12 02:52
#407
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
yesterday 9/11 party!
2018-09-12 11:59
You don't need to wait until 2025 to find out how dumb you are.
2018-09-12 12:00
Just met a boy, just met a boy when He could come inside of my play pen Cause he look like a superstar in the makin' So I think that I'm going in for the takin' Hear through the grapevine that he cakin' We could shoot a movie, he could the tapin' Boom boom pow, this thing be shakin' I ain't even tryin' to find out who he datin' Cause I know that he got a wife at home But I need just one night alone If he keep playin' them kiddin' games I'm a runaway-eh, I'm a runaway-eh-eh I-I-I wanna give you one last option I-I-I wanna give you one last chance If-if you're looking for the main attraction Just hold on tight and let me do my dance If you want it, I'm gonna be Va va voom voom If you got it, you got it You got that boom boom
2018-09-12 12:07
1 dollar = 6,4 lira
2018-09-12 12:16
#412
SS | 
Germany Yavex 
BIG numba wan
2018-09-12 15:56
#414
 | 
Slovakia l1ght1 
hehe
2018-09-15 11:40
Mibr finally returning to win a major, the one and only super-team
2018-09-15 11:41
#423
 | 
Slovakia zzzkkkyyy 
OMEGALUL
2018-09-23 10:04
I changed my mind, they should disband immediately (btw, fck astralis, most boring team ever)
2018-09-23 15:32
#486
 | 
Slovakia zzzkkkyyy 
+1 on astralis but undertaker and e-box gonna rekt them
2018-09-23 17:58
7 more years to go
2018-09-23 09:12
hltv wont exist in 2025
2018-09-23 09:17
i got inside info from JonathanE and he says hltv wont close until islam is abolished
2018-09-23 09:38
Damn this topic from 2017
2018-09-23 09:33
Hopefully we will be deep in to WW III by 2025. Can't wait. It's my wish in life, I want to see a World war. I live near a spot with water and fish. Would have no problem surviving unless I get nuked.
2018-09-23 09:45
#428
 | 
Slovakia zzzkkkyyy 
I think you watch too much movies boy.
2018-09-23 10:06
Yeah for sure boy. WW I and WW II were not real and just made up right? Humans will never stop going to war. It's in our blood. What does wishing for ww III have to do with movies? Are you slow in the head?
2018-09-23 12:17
#464
 | 
Slovakia zzzkkkyyy 
Don’t be triggered boy and go renew your subscription to netflix.
2018-09-23 13:06
#425
 | 
Japan Getp0x0st 
This thread will be archived in a few months and wont be able to be bumped
2018-09-23 10:05
#427
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
We can still save it
2018-09-23 10:06
#426
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
TRUMP 2020
2018-09-23 10:05
#429
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Stroomer top 1 swe player
2018-09-23 10:07
pashabiceps top1 in 2021
2018-09-23 10:08
#436
 | 
France FanchD 
Yup, y'all can't handle this Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby Team 10 Los Angeles - Cali boy But I'm from Ohio though - white boy (Jake Paul...) It's everyday bro With the Disney Channel flow 5 mill on YouTube in 6 months Never done before Passed all the competition man PewDiePie is next Man I'm popping all these checks Got a brand new Rolex And I met a Lambo too And I'm coming with the crew This is Team 10, bitch Who the hell are flippin' you? And you know I kick them out If they ain't with the crew Yeah, I'm talking about you You beggin' for attention Talking shit on Twitter too But you still hit my phone last night It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove And all the recordings too Don't make me tell them the truth And I just dropped some new merch And it's selling like a God, church Ohio's where I'm from We chew 'em like it's gum We shooting with a gun The tattoo just for fun I Usain Bolt and run Catch me at game one I cannot be outdone Jake Paul is number one It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it's everyday bro [Nick Crompton:] You know it's Nick Crompton And my collar stay poppin' Yes, I can rap And no, I am not from Compton England is my city And if it weren't for Team 10 Then the US would be shitty I'll pass it to Chance 'Cause you know he stay litty [Chance Sutton:] Two months ago You didn't know my name And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up I'm only going up Now, I'm going off I'm never fallin' off Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you? All these beefs I just ran through Hit a milli in a month Where were you? Hatin' on me back in Westfake You need to get your shit straight Jakey, brought me to the top Now we're really poppin' off Number 1 and number 4 That's why these fans all at our door It's lonely at the top So we all going We left Ohio Now the trio's all rollin' It's Team 10, bitch We back again, always first, never last We the future, we'll see you in the past [Jake Paul:] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it's everyday bro [Martinez Twins:] Hold on, hold on, hold on Can we switch the language? We 'bout to hit it Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero Viviendo en USA El sueño de cualquiera Enviando dólares a mi familia entera Tenemos a una persona por encima Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima Desde aquí te cantamos Can I get my visa? Martinez Twins, representando España Desde la pobreza a la fama [English translation:] [Yes, all I want is money Working on YouTube all day long Living in the USA Anyone's dream Sending dollars to my whole family We have one person above His name is Donald Trump and he's at the top. From here we sing to you Can I get my visa? Martinez Twins, representing Spain From poverty to fame] [Jake Paul:] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it's everyday bro [Tessa Brooks:] Yo, it's Tessa Brooks The competition shook These guys up on me I got 'em with the hook Lemme educate ya' And I ain't talking book Panera is your home? So stop calling my phone I'm flying like a drone They buying like a loan Yeah, I smell good Is that your boy's cologne? [Jake Paul:] Is that your boy's cologne? Started balling, Quicken loans Now I'm in my flippin' zone Yes, they all copy me But, that's some shitty clones Stay in all designer clothes And they ask me what I make I said it's 10 with six zeros Always plug, merch link in bio And I will see you tomorrow 'cause It's everyday bro Peace
2018-09-23 10:10
#437
 | 
Turkey Crewbadcool 
Turkey becomed super power in 2023
2018-09-23 10:11
They also might be destroyed in 2023.
2018-09-23 12:18
#455
 | 
Turkey Crewbadcool 
Expected
2018-09-23 12:27
#438
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
1 BTC = 5,701.19 Euro
2018-09-23 10:13
Astralis wins major
2018-09-23 10:15
#440
 | 
Sweden GATER 
Na'Vi: -someone +GATER
2018-09-23 10:16
we are dumb already lol ahah xaxax
2018-09-23 10:17
All the males under the ages of 24 will all be Soy boys in 2025.
2018-09-23 12:20
Ripple/XRP will be the number 1 crypto in the world in 2025 with a market cap over 600 billion.
2018-09-23 12:22
#448
 | 
Spain Kyuuta 
thank mr usa
2018-09-23 12:22
#449
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
I will be a billionaire investor.
2018-09-23 12:22
#453
 | 
Portugal zChicoo 
plz send me money
2018-09-23 12:25
#487
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
If you contact me in 2025, just call and say "Hey, it's me zChicoo from HLTV, I asked for some money, do you remember? and I will send you some money.
2018-09-23 21:03
#489
 | 
Portugal zChicoo 
omg dude thanks probably i will be homelass so i need to get a phone somewhere
2018-09-23 22:38
ok, can you from 2025 give me some money ? pls
2018-10-11 16:16
#658
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
#487
2018-10-11 16:17
ok , thanks !
2018-10-11 16:17
#662
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
But say you are hrp_somenumbers, not zChicoo.
2018-10-11 16:19
ok but how can I find your number ? thats a problem :(
2018-10-11 16:20
#665
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
In 2025 I will reveal that I used to lurk HLTV and you will hear about me because in 2025 I will be a very successful investor and I will come here and PM my phone number.
2018-10-11 16:21
ok :D, thanks dude !
2018-10-11 16:22
#667
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
Np
2018-10-11 16:22
#450
swag | 
Sweden Pepega 
It's weird to think that some people in this thread will be dead by 2025
2018-09-23 12:23
no please
2018-09-23 12:29
#460
 | 
Lithuania aisTISsS 
why u do dis
2018-09-23 12:37
fak :((((
2018-09-23 12:38
#480
 | 
Portugal Zedonp 
thats not weird, i'm betting on it
2018-09-23 15:44
#451
 | 
Ukraine fragerrrrr 
sfkng let`s go hltv dudes
2018-09-23 12:23
#452
 | 
Portugal zChicoo 
i still be the same but with sifilis
2018-09-23 12:25
u will see me in 2025.. and be amazed!
2018-09-23 12:26
Almost 1 year #HLTVPOWER
2018-09-23 12:28
*DAB*
2018-09-23 12:33
#459
 | 
Lithuania aisTISsS 
LUL
2018-09-23 12:36
im the Hltv G.O.A.T🐐
2018-09-23 12:38
#466
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
7 more years PogU
2018-09-23 14:39
#467
Styx | 
Turkey Styyx 
This thread is somehow still not forgotten in a year Now we need to survive a bit more than 6 years
2018-09-23 14:43
#468
 | 
Portugal mrsc 
thread still alive PogChamp
2018-09-23 15:04
#469
 | 
Malaysia byaIi 
yes and some admin is gonna delete it
2018-09-23 15:05
#470
flusha | 
Germany felo 
Lmao this
2018-09-23 15:06
#473
 | 
Russia raintnt 
nt prokda
2018-09-23 15:07
#474
flusha | 
Germany felo 
im not prodka wtf
2018-09-23 15:08
#471
flusha | 
Germany felo 
In 2025 I will be on this site for 10 years, god what a waste of time
2018-09-23 15:06
#472
 | 
CIS Sforz 
IM GAY IN 2018 WTF PLAYING FORTNITE LOOOOOLLLLLLLLllLLL
2018-09-23 15:07
Subscribed to this thread to remember
2018-09-23 15:34
Is hltv still A thing?
2018-09-23 15:42
#478
 | 
Serbia whoa!! 
wtf , i'm not dumb dude
2018-09-23 15:43
why not
2018-09-23 15:45
LUL
2018-09-23 15:48
yes this gonna be sick (RŻ to ja)
2018-09-23 15:49
#484
 | 
France NedMeister 
Obama is gone
2018-09-23 15:49
#485
 | 
Faroe Islands I_Oof_myself 
my name jeff
2018-09-23 15:54
#490
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Faceit major most boring major ever
2018-09-24 18:56
Faceit major best major ever. 16-0 was the best part.
2018-09-24 18:58
2025 - putin is king of russia screenshot this and then thanks me later
2018-09-24 19:00
#506
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Yes indeed, I will be, comrade
2018-09-25 10:12
#494
 | 
Spain L3gi13 
Na´Vi still didn´t win a major
2018-09-24 19:01
TaZ still playing
2018-09-24 19:03
hitler did nothing wrong
2018-09-24 19:04
#501
 | 
Norway rogueplayer 
nice
2018-09-24 19:09
here im still writing without capital letters and its the day after faceit major 2018 ;)
2018-09-24 19:06
#500
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Russia bra7eesh 
what a nice idea man. my life sucks. i am totally depressed. fuck college. fuck england. fuck cambridge. fuck me. i wanna play cs and become professional player instead of studying with fucking chinese retards in my class. fuck everything. i am willing to commit suicide so probably i wont be able to read this in 2025.
2018-09-24 19:07
nice
2018-09-25 10:14
+1
2018-09-25 10:31
#516
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
that was the best thing on this thread i have read so far. looking forward to 2025 and hearing from you again
2018-09-25 18:03
Are you being carried by those Chinese?
2018-10-04 07:18
#635
 | 
Russia bra7eesh 
chinese are being carried by me
2018-10-04 18:23
#502
Styx | 
Turkey Styyx 
Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
2018-09-24 19:09
xd
2018-09-25 01:50
Am I actually prokda
2018-09-25 01:51
Yea
2018-10-03 20:11
I can see now how dumb you all are. dont need to wait
2018-09-25 10:14
#509
 | 
Germany Janfred 
I am dead then
2018-09-25 10:17
#510
 | 
Poland SalamiXgod 
In 2025 I will win major
2018-09-25 10:23
#512
JZFB | 
Estonia odAA 
My FIRST kidney transplantation is finally over after 2 surgery and 3 weeks of pain. I can go home in 6 days.
2018-09-25 10:47
nice
2018-09-25 10:53
#514
 | 
Luxembourg alex24 
i just reported it maybe it gets deleted soon
2018-09-25 10:54
hi
2018-09-25 11:01
#517
Netherlands 072 
Henlo
2018-09-25 18:05
#518
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
helow
2018-10-03 18:51
Hi i am currently failing school
2018-10-03 18:52
lol
2018-10-03 18:55
#520
 | 
Chile nachooww 
hopefully
2018-10-03 18:53
k
2018-10-03 18:54
#524
Nifty | 
Hungary Baliz 
ok
2018-10-03 18:55
#525
 | 
Greece deST) 
Im feeling thank you
2018-10-03 18:55
#526
 | 
Lithuania dozzah 
yes
2018-10-03 18:55
2018 is worst year of my life i expect 2025 to be even worse
2018-10-03 18:55
#529
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Poland ILikeILike 
I was here before getting banned for 10 years, i also am 1500$ on minus in my bettings, thinking about suicide -Mr.ILikeILike
2018-10-03 19:00
ok
2018-10-03 18:59
#532
 | 
Europe breweNje^ 
i'll say how i fell now, so Love me, love me, say that you love me Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me Love me, love me, say that you love me Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me Love me, love me, say that you love me Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me Love me, love me, say that you love me Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me Teenage dreams, don't know where she's going I just wanna hold you so close, yeah Left the scene with me out in LA Left me all alone in your driveway We were smoking up on the freeway You were stuck at home, tryna get away So I opened up my heart (I did) And you ripped it all apart Why won't you love me, love me, say that you love me Leave me, leave me, broke and defeated I just wanna show you off (God damn) Girl, I swear you got it all (You do) Why won't you love me, love me, say that you love me Leave me, leave me, broke and defeated Don't speak, I know just what you thinking God damn Cold Hart, you so lit man So why won't you love me, yeah, love me
2018-10-03 19:01
#533
 | 
United Kingdom Jeremy_Kyle 
twitter insta snapchat also fuck you
2018-10-03 19:01
i will become succesful, lol
2018-10-03 19:03
I WAS HERE
2018-10-03 19:03
wow i hope im not still a massive loser in 2025
2018-10-03 19:04
#537
 | 
Europe xelytcad 
hey dudes i hope you'll get more successful 'til 2025
2018-10-03 19:04
To future me: Told ya you wont achieve anything \-('u')-/
2018-10-03 19:05
hallo
2018-10-03 19:05
!remindMe 8 years
2018-10-03 19:06
7*
2018-10-03 19:07
#543
 | 
United States gtmaniacmda 
hi 2025 me remember when you had to use HLTV in two dimensions?
2018-10-03 19:06
meh
2018-10-03 19:10
I want to die
2018-10-03 19:13
I love math
2018-10-03 19:14
Devilwalk_1_major_NaVi_0_major
2018-10-03 19:15
Hopefully CS will be great again in 2025, if not unluko
2018-10-03 19:15
#553
 | 
New Zealand VouNou2006 
i will be getting 10000$ a month
2018-10-03 19:17
#554
 | 
New Zealand VouNou2006 
skrrrrr
2018-10-03 19:17
#555
 | 
Europe TheDexi256 
How's VP goin' in 2015? LUL
2018-10-03 19:17
To future: i like this life and i hope everything will be better than what i expected (fuck ww3) btw I will be fuckin rich 100% And dont forget hltv it is the home of elite humans <3 I hope erdogan has gone xd
2018-10-03 19:23
#581
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Finland ||| 
Millionaire? But million turkish liras will be like 10 bucks dude
2018-10-03 19:58
Maybe you're right but believe me, i really dont care turkish lira. When i will be fuckin rich i'il be leaving this country long ago. xd My finish friend
2018-10-04 07:11
#558
 | 
United States Shadow272 
Trump still here
2018-10-03 19:22
#561
 | 
Lithuania rohall 
elon musk will colonize mars
2018-10-03 19:32
hey myself from 2025. I hope that you're fine. GLHF
2018-10-03 19:35
#564
 | 
Europe haiven 
HELLO BOIS!
2018-10-03 19:36
#566
jOELZ | 
Europe P3rial 
hi
2018-10-03 19:37
no way buddy
2018-10-03 19:37
is Baitzera_MIBR banned yet?
2018-10-03 19:37
isn't he already
2018-10-04 07:15
#569
 | 
Europe trey_ 
k
2018-10-03 19:38
#570
 | 
Dominican Republic hyziug0d 
hello future me
2018-10-03 19:40
#579
 | 
Finland ||| 
yea hi wadap?
2018-10-03 19:57
#571
ZywOo | 
Poland Arknes 
Hello me. What's up? ;)
2018-10-03 19:42
#576
s1 | 
Ukraine mple 
How many majors for s1mple?
2018-10-03 19:54
#578
 | 
Finland ||| 
nice creative nickname dude
2018-10-03 19:56
#586
 | 
Lithuania aisTISsS 
yo nice combination of flow and nickname lol
2018-10-03 20:10
#580
 | 
Italy Fradex 
Ok
2018-10-03 19:57
ez4brollan? How many majors for him?? 4?
2018-10-03 19:59
#584
GuardiaN | 
Iran NGOD 
i hope your doing much better my future self
2018-10-03 19:59
#612
GuardiaN | 
Iran NGOD 
ma????
2018-10-04 07:52
brb
2018-10-03 20:08
#588
 | 
Brazil zVIN1 
Lil Pump and 6ix9ine did a song called "YUYU"
2018-10-03 20:20
#589
 | 
Brazil zVIN1 
(prediction)
2018-10-03 20:20
#590
suNny | 
United Kingdom Wazerz 
Hi
2018-10-03 20:25
#592
 | 
United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Who the actual fuck is going to come back in 7 years?
2018-10-03 20:29
Me.
2018-10-03 20:31
He will
2018-10-03 20:39
Usa still numba wan
2018-10-03 20:33
likely but by then it might be iffy
2018-10-04 07:16
600th comment Bookmarked and will come back to see all the rap lyrics posted
2018-10-04 07:16
Hi future me xD
2018-10-04 07:21
pls no lock admins
2018-10-04 07:37
#674
 | 
Japan Getp0x0st 
thread will be auto archived
2018-10-12 07:20
Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop
2018-10-04 07:38
#607
ropz | 
Finland Sandels 
FaceIT major was the worst major ever
2018-10-04 07:43
never forget gl0wen and nickstar2002
2018-10-04 07:50
#613
 | 
Denmark KFB4 
Brazillians are monkeys
2018-10-04 07:52
Faze still 0 majors in 2025 lmao
2018-10-04 07:53
#616
 | 
Brazil MommyStealer 
in 2025 my main account will be unbanned, oh yeah (2nd account)
2018-10-04 07:53
#618
cyx | 
Germany lyfz 
is CSGO dead already?
2018-10-04 07:53
i am here to make my mark on history hello mr hltv 2025
2018-10-04 07:56
Scriptonite is the best russian rapper
2018-10-04 07:56
#621
cyx | 
Germany lyfz 
Zeus and Edward retired?
2018-10-04 07:57
Being gay is great
2018-10-04 07:59
s1mple choke in the grand final of 2025 Boston Major
2018-10-04 08:00
Simple gives up and retires in 2022 after still not winning a major
2018-10-04 08:10
#626
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Rip my grandpa :(
2018-10-04 08:31
#627
D0cC | 
Netherlands @Deji 
Only if Hltv still exists
2018-10-04 08:37
#630
 | 
Turkey Slapdash 
See you there :)
2018-10-04 17:10
lets goo
2018-10-04 17:11
stfu
2018-10-04 17:13
#633
 | 
United Kingdom EKersh 
Hello 2k25. My prediction: Smooya #1 in 2025
2018-10-04 17:13
Hello 2k25 Anyone alive to see this? I have some predictions for you Probably China is the Big Superpowered country Donald trump's presidence is already wearn off Dollar is not as powerful as it is now Earth is on the brink of 3'rd world war And the world is more cruel than we can ever imagine If i'm not alive to see 2k25 this is my legacy to HLTV
2018-10-04 18:28
I came from 2k25, im still virgin
2018-10-04 18:30
#638
kRYSTAL | 
Portugal Polo^ 
Lil Pump is a lyrical god.
2018-10-04 18:32
k
2018-10-08 03:13
ASTRALIS TOP 1 OMEGALUL
2018-10-08 03:14
CAN I HABE A HOTEDOG
2018-10-08 03:17
#642
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Estonia ropzsports 
oskar will get 2 Major MVPs in 2020
2018-10-08 03:18
#643
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Come along with me, to a town beside the sea, we can wander through the forest, and do so as we please
2018-10-08 10:59
#644
 | 
Slovakia zzzkkkyyy 
halo? wat doink kurwa
2018-10-08 11:03
Hello 2025 year, Astralis is top1 team and Na'Vi is top 2, this year s1mple should get 1st ranking in hltv top 20 players. Cobllestone is not in active map pool, Taz, Zeus, Edward are not retired and in 2025 i think cs go will be dead game.
2018-10-08 11:12
#646
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Brazil subconsious 
i wanna die
2018-10-08 11:13
#647
fnx | 
Czech Republic OskarLee 
+1
2018-10-08 11:15
#648
kekO | 
Germany Dedkek 
Momo you dumb bitch!
2018-10-08 11:17
Is Vitality already top 1?
2018-10-08 11:28
#653
fnx | 
Czech Republic OskarLee 
who?
2018-10-10 00:49
Im gay, by 2025 i would be gay too
2018-10-08 11:29
#651
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
JONATHAN E WILL NEVER DELETE THIS THREAD AS HE DID WITH PORN PICS ONE
2018-10-08 11:30
*Opens facebook* Oh hi Mark
2018-10-08 11:32
Hope s1mple sucks now
2018-10-10 00:52
#655
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
he always did
2018-10-10 19:01
#656
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Lithuania dozzah 
skrrrt
2018-10-11 16:12
Mibr still tired
2018-10-11 16:18
hmm
2018-10-11 16:19
is zywoo already banned?
2018-10-11 16:21
#668
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Germany ToxlC 
Astralis is the number one team in the world.
2018-10-11 16:24
hello alien overlords, as you can see, i've surrendered to you in advance. 7 years before you even show up!! please make me master of humans because i am loyal to aliens :)
2018-10-11 16:30
#672
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
good idea.... wanna start a cult?
2018-10-11 23:27
#670
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Smooya disrespectful rat
2018-10-11 20:14
#671
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Algeria RunGo 
Cloud9 won a major
2018-10-11 20:16
#673
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Snax is worthless in mouz
2018-10-12 07:05
how do u bookmark on mobile?
2018-10-12 21:53
#679
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
depends on the browser
2018-10-16 18:01
ight den
2018-10-16 07:05
Thanos memes
2018-10-16 07:06
#680
allu | 
North America N1tsuA 
In 2025 FaZe will consist of every current young player, with NiKo and S1mple as veterans in the team and they will win every tournament for an entire season. NiKo s1mple Sergej Brollan (Insert other new person undiscovered as of yet) It’s a joke but I’d love to see it
2018-10-16 18:07
#681
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Ence gods
2018-10-16 18:09
EZ4ENCE
2018-10-16 18:13
#684
pronax | 
Russia Ducat 
Will be close soon, sad
2018-10-16 18:16
#685
ZywOo | 
France Goshrog 
on est la
2018-10-16 18:18
#686
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Germany sleezy 
llllllllllll
2018-10-16 18:18
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