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Moldova gojan_666 
what do you do currently? if work, what kind of work if you study what do you study etc etc lets go guys:)
2017-11-07 11:23
i sell dog i kidnap dogs i study economics
2017-11-07 11:26
how do you feel when you steal the dogs?
2017-11-07 11:28
my penis get big and hard but my heart feel shocked what did i do... i not sure what is right anymore. i always like kidnap dog but now maybe only rape them?
2017-11-07 11:33
what the fuck am i reading
2017-11-07 11:36
my honest answer idiot? why ask you if i feel what when dognap if u dont respect my text?
2017-11-07 11:40
dude your reply just made my day.
2017-11-08 11:01
hahaha lmao
2017-11-15 11:06
#92
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Denmark s0denone 
when ppl want ur help in cs, do they say help pls, help pls or maybe i need help pls help me helppls
2017-11-15 11:17
u want help? i can help u became bestest dognapper in csgo (after i am of course)
2017-11-15 15:23
Bump cuz this reply is funny af.
2018-09-11 16:29
why you find this and became this fun year later answer this?
2018-09-18 17:58
It's on my hltv's funniest replies lists.
2018-09-21 03:57
Lmaooo this convo is super funny (Bump)
2018-09-23 06:06
i sell dog
2017-11-07 11:27
what kind of dogs? how much is a dog?
2017-11-07 11:29
#9
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Brazil Smartzilian 
Dog = Chinese food
2017-11-07 11:35
what does dog taste like
2017-11-07 11:36
dog
2017-11-07 11:38
if you would compare it to another type of animal then?
2017-11-07 11:39
cat
2017-11-07 11:39
oh cat is not very tasty, its very chewy
2017-11-07 11:40
how about cockroach??
2017-11-07 11:40
i prefer slugs actually
2017-11-07 11:41
I just really like dogs you should try one once
2017-11-07 11:42
i prefer dogs
2017-11-07 11:43
i think its illegal here and im not a bandit
2017-11-07 11:44
mien it was just a preference
2017-11-07 11:45
#50
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Denmark H4appy 
MPM
2017-11-07 12:02
#6
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Romania Cuntstantin 
I buy dogs from helppls and resell them I have a dogtorate in memes
2017-11-07 11:29
how much can you resell a dog for? how long did u study for that dogtorate?
2017-11-07 11:37
#45
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Romania Cuntstantin 
I buy them low from helppls then I smuggle them in other countries and I resell them for a pretty good profit, pretty much like you do with cigarettes. I won't tell you how much I make tho
2017-11-07 11:49
why not are u embarrassss
2017-11-07 12:26
#91
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Denmark s0denone 
no its cause its illeagle
2017-11-15 11:15
#7
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Brazil Generalization 
I have a dogtorate in memes
2017-11-07 11:33
what kind of jobs can a dogtorate lead to?
2017-11-07 11:37
I create artificial dogs and sell them.
2017-11-07 11:55
how does one do that and why dont you create humans?
2017-11-07 12:25
what do you do currently? --> I just work if work, what kind of work --> I work with "security", I am a supervisor of a big group that offer 25+ services and my role is alarm and security cameras. if you study what do you study etc etc --> Enginnering but I do not like this shit lets go guys:) --> Frozen! hahhahaha
2017-11-07 11:38
are you happy with your job?
2017-11-07 11:40
NO.
2017-11-08 01:26
sorry to hear that:(
2017-11-08 09:50
wtf working security in brazil i wonder if u will even live to see this comment
2018-09-18 18:09
#115
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France iNolake 
Too late he ded
2018-09-21 04:26
unemployed highschool student
2017-11-07 11:38
what did you study? what do you want to work as?
2017-11-07 11:41
In yr9 rn we choose our main subjects next yr so idk man I want to work as a guy who works as something.
2017-11-07 11:42
what is your dream? or purpose or calling?
2017-11-07 11:43
my dream is to fall asleep tonight and not wake up tomorrow
2017-11-07 11:44
Srs tho idk fam mb aircraft pilot? dads a qantas aircraft engineer which is nice because we get half price on economy class and sometimes free upgrade to business.
2017-11-07 11:45
thats actually pretty nice. pilot seems like a cool job but i get nauseous really easily so i had to remove it from my wishlist
2017-11-07 11:47
my only worry would be to get hungry
2017-11-07 11:48
u could get some hot flight attendants to bring u food
2017-11-07 11:49
yeah like pussy meat
2017-11-07 11:49
ofcourse
2017-11-07 12:22
#86
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Australia jobione 
my dad is legit a quantas head engineer. The perks are sick
2017-11-15 10:48
Yeah Ik was coming back from Adelaide after a cricket match and our flight got upgraded to business because they were available FeelsGoodMan. Flight was short af but hey we didn't even pay full price economy yet got business :D
2017-11-15 11:01
cricket OMEGALUL hahaha expected from indian
2018-09-18 18:08
Expected from Armadale racist bogan. Do not insult the legendary Basim again by calling him an Indian or I will bomb your car.
2018-09-18 18:13
hello australian federal police this is the guy
2018-09-18 18:19
lul nt they are too busy busting 16 year old kids who are trying weed for the first time to care about actual police work
2018-09-18 18:20
Doctor only replacements meaning that I do my own schedule. (I do this because I lI've in 2 country's so one month I work as a Dr the other 2 to 3 I play poker.
2017-11-07 11:43
which countries and are u rich?
2017-11-07 11:47
Romania and France. Rich? No I'm not rich. But at 30ties with a kid I have my ap car and some freedom with money on reserve to live without any income for several months. , maybe à year.
2017-11-15 10:39
y tf do u live in 2 countries what sort of illegal shit are u doing m8
2018-09-18 18:07
I have a dogtorate in memes I usually exchange oil barrels for oil dogrrels
2017-11-07 11:44
how much oil cna you get for one dogrels
2017-11-07 11:47
#36
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Romania TheWizard741 
DJ.It's pretty cool,i make 32k/month
2017-11-07 11:45
u have a soundcloud brah?
2017-11-07 11:47
#46
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Romania TheWizard741 
2017-11-07 11:50
I create artificial dogs and sell them.
2017-11-07 11:49
#48
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Albania streetfame 
i sell dog
2017-11-07 11:57
Professional Pussydestroyer im 12 btw
2017-11-07 11:58
#51
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Other TengriBenim 
I study genders in sweden
2017-11-07 12:04
expected
2017-11-07 12:25
#59
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Other TengriBenim 
did you know that there are 750 genders currently? and %30 of people have different gender than male/female and %22 of people are gay/lesbian?
2017-11-07 12:47
i did not know this. which one are you
2017-11-07 12:47
#61
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Other TengriBenim 
I am canisgender. A small, doglike gender. You are canisgender if you are feeling like a dog because I think dog is a gender
2017-11-07 12:48
if i want to be a dog, am i considered canisgender then aswell?
2017-11-07 12:48
#64
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Other TengriBenim 
yes
2017-11-07 12:50
finally!
2017-11-07 12:52
#52
forsaken | 
Luxembourg esKo_ 
I work in an socio-cultural centre in an Office, it is mostly Eventmanagement aswell as General secretary business
2017-11-07 12:08
#57
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Finland Spoelstra 
IT guy here
2017-11-07 12:30
#58
GuardiaN | 
India wakar 
Will you believe me if I say I am not working in tech support
2017-11-07 12:35
#62
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Finland Spoelstra 
No way
2017-11-07 12:48
#90
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Denmark s0denone 
next ubwill say u use toilet lmao
2017-11-15 11:13
#66
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Russia GambitFTW 
Engineer of forest health & IT specialist (partially)
2017-11-07 12:56
#67
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Brazil Spraybom 
Lawyer.
2017-11-07 12:59
wait, there are laws in brazil?
2017-11-08 01:33
#82
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Brazil Spraybom 
We have many, my friend. It doesn't mean that they are respected, which is why we need lots of lawyers, judges, prosecutors etc.
2017-11-08 13:24
I was prime-minister of multiple t1 countries, dentist and progamer for a long time but now i became a dj because its chill af and you earn $32k/month
2017-11-08 01:31
#103
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Turkey Payynnkilla 
Wtf im soo jeloz
2018-09-18 18:10
Writing lyrics, singing songs. Improving act behavior on stage. Nothing is worth doing if you don't like it, modern slavery might be even more cruel. Follow your dream.
2017-11-08 01:42
#72
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Brazil surfin 
I'm a bitch
2017-11-08 01:44
I work at a restaurant only lunch time, and freelancer with photography and video (audiovisual in general) and not studying anything, but already gratuated in publicity I'm feeling thank you
2017-11-08 01:53
Finishing my degree in cryptography and works as an "economical systems advisor". In a nutshell, do you have a problem with your company? You will pay me, I will camp in your offices for few weeks and then I will tell you what's wrong, what has to be changed and who has to be fired. ...
2017-11-08 02:01
#77
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Finland FunkyPants 
Was thinking about studying the same thing, but ended up not going for it cause you get a fuck ton of hate by telling others what to do.
2017-11-08 10:04
Man, it is really a well-paid job and all that hate you are talking about is nonexistent. :) It's not like you are an uninvited intruder. Most of the times people at all corporate levels respect me as a professional and as someone who is there to fix something that is broken. Ofc. that so-called "respect" is more likely a fear lot of the times but in the business world, it's almost the same thing.
2017-11-08 10:57
Software Dev
2017-11-08 09:53
#79
Lemmy | 
Germany Vikernes 
CAD engineers apprentice Currently making a foundation plan for one of the machines my company makes
2017-11-08 11:00
indie Game dev
2017-11-08 11:00
#83
Russia leld 
what do you do currently? working if work, what kind of work? kind of work that people do at work if you study what do you study etc etc? i study how to work
2017-11-08 13:31
#84
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Austria chris_de_b0ng 
engineer Aircraft Industry (airbus, boeing,...) i work with CAD programs
2017-11-08 13:32
#89
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Denmark s0denone 
i sell sponges that i make myself from a blend of discarded rubber and fabric
2017-11-15 11:09
#95
Nifty | 
Turkey G4Z01 
Im study in university and also working 5 days a week two day off video and sound editor
2018-09-11 16:32
#104
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Turkey Payynnkilla 
Mashalah
2018-09-18 18:11
#96
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Brazil Memes_King 
I work in an accounting office, and study accounting sciences, money cash money Garoupas money $$$$$$ money money money dollar money money Gold money benjamins money money cents money money
2018-09-11 17:02
no job atm but i applied to become a crematorium assistant hopefully i get it that would be great for me
2018-09-18 18:00
software engineer/system developer. Atm I'm on parental leave though
2018-09-18 18:01
what does faggot_t *faggot{&gayfaggot} mean?
2018-09-18 18:17
idk, professional oil money manager
2018-09-18 18:19
#110
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United Kingdom oyyrofl 
I am a chef!
2018-09-18 18:24
Lawyer
2018-09-21 04:20
doin ya mom
2018-09-21 04:22
pornstar
2018-09-21 04:23
#116
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Brazil MarieLaMary 
Developer
2018-09-21 04:28
#117
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United States onyx824 
Optical Engineering Student
2018-09-21 06:13
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