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Australia s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 
Hey, please add to the list with any known memes that aren't already in the list of HLTV memes, thanks! Is this happen because we are from Bulgaria? i aren't think that wtf are u want dude scream maybe best aimer, not best player (jw best) azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars how much? are you fuck you? are you mad? cuz im not i was don't know this details ez4ence uff, you almost give me earth attack. i think a fox vac yo les noobs cry is free shit b8 but atleast good effort I'm feeling thank you. I am outside every day for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX) ceh9(a famous youtuber) imgur.com/g8Q0wHY My Name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
2017-11-15 05:25
#1
Dev1 | 
Slovakia Marbw0w 
SK top 1
2017-11-15 05:28
that's not a meme tho
2017-11-15 05:28
#24
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United States pSilent 
0/8
2017-11-15 06:02
0/8
2017-11-15 06:16
0/8
2017-11-15 10:10
#76
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Other anarh1st47 
0/8
2017-11-15 10:13
8/8 bait this idiots ^^^^
2017-11-15 10:35
0/8
2018-05-18 13:00
#141
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Poland cGev 
0/8
2018-05-18 13:13
0/8
2018-05-18 13:16
0/8
2018-05-18 13:16
#49
Ace | 
India hazmeister 
just a fact
2017-11-15 09:29
yo les noobs
2017-11-15 05:28
#47
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Russia AyvaN 
your mother could go sleep in garbage )))
2017-11-15 09:24
are you fuck you
2017-11-15 10:11
-s1mple when you move to NA? -los angeles -are these redbulls only for the commercial or you can actually drink them?
2017-11-15 11:50
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them. can u remember a single olof kill ? but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.
2017-11-15 05:28
#7
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Brazil vmvarga 
wtf are u talking about
2017-11-15 05:30
#62
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Russia xtkjdtr01 
Expected from 900k id
2017-11-15 09:43
#63
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Sweden imgur 
new fag brazilian xd
2017-11-15 09:44
#68
dsn | 
Sweden triiton 
oh my god xd
2017-11-15 09:56
Loool
2017-11-15 11:53
#36
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World RA71M 
Classic!
2017-11-15 08:04
#85
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North America Techno_Lover 
Thank fuck someone remembered it.
2017-11-15 10:24
i've been away from hltv for a while. like about 2 years, this site chaged a lot, im in tears
2017-11-15 11:41
#103
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North America Techno_Lover 
It has, for the worst. I think I remember this meme around Cluj-Napoca.
2017-11-15 11:44
good times that'll never come back x(
2017-11-15 11:45
eons
2018-05-18 13:39
I'm feeling thank you
2018-05-18 09:37
golden
2018-05-18 13:37
pure yoy
2017-11-15 05:29
#6
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Brazil vmvarga 
prove it
2017-11-15 05:29
#8
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Brazil PlasticB0Y 
we strive for fucking ( the thread got deleted ) but it was so beautiful, even stitch himself talked about it on twitter. ( wich also got deleted ) but if you search we strive for fucking on google you will see.
2017-11-15 05:33
#27
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United States Aquafier 
i googled and saw nothing of the sort
2017-11-15 06:15
#37
SPERMY | 
Canada lame^ 
cant find anything about it on google, anyone have more info or screenshot??
2017-11-15 08:07
#9
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Norway Arne1337 
L O C C E R B O I
2017-11-15 05:32
IarentThinkThatz
2017-11-15 05:34
#11
bodyy | 
Afghanistan remiska 
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2017-11-15 05:35
#79
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Other anarh1st47 
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2017-11-15 10:15
#105
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
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2017-11-15 11:49
#110
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Other anarh1st47 
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2017-11-15 11:53
my parents are DJ 32k a month
2017-11-15 05:35
#113
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Finland AxaFin 
wtf u tryin to diss BileDani here?
2017-11-15 11:56
Xddd
2018-05-18 13:02
Listen here buddy. Don't make claims you cannot back up. Proof is not something to be taken lightly, the law of evidence regulates the process of proof. The rule of civil and criminal evidence, in conjunction with the rules of procedure, establish the frame work for the process of proof and the conduct of litigation, so that a person claiming something will know what the burden of proof his claims require in order to succeed. It reflects a powerful tool in bringing the guilty to justice, whilst allowing the innocent to go free. In some cases the rules of evidence may actually prevent the truth from being discovered in the wider public interest however we know that is not the case here. Moreover the general rule is that evidence of the defendant's character and previous convictions will not be admitted at trial (see Art 138 of cr.p.c and Rule-145 of DER). As we shall see a number of rules relating to admissibility and use of evidence are directed towards minimizing the risk of wrongful convictions. And the main risks of error stem largely from the admission of unreliable or prejudicial evidence. Thus this concept of free proof may allow people on twitter to portray unreliable or prejudicial evidence, which lead to a hasty conclusion. The burden on proof is on your side while you make these claims. When a dispute, whether relating to a civil or criminal matter, reaches the court there will always be a number of issues which one party will have to prove in order to persuade the court to find in his or her favour. The law must ensure certain guidelines are set out in order to ensure that evidence presented to the court can be regarded as trustworthy. If you cannot do that punishment is more often than not swift in nature. You can also not count on the party to let you walk off freely as being an unreliable witness or claimant may result in legal and perhaps lethal repercussions out of court the likes of which you've never seen before for which you cannot claim amnesty or protection if your claim is proven to be unlawful or slander. I as KNG will exercise my right of self deference to the fullest and you will seize to exist on this earth morally, legally and most importantly physically. TL:DR; Prove it or I'll kill you
2017-11-15 05:35
#106
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
i'm pretty sure you just proved wy kng was wrong
2017-11-15 11:50
i want igor macko knife eoNs
2017-11-15 05:36
nt igor macko
2017-11-15 05:37
#82
autist | 
Ukraine Laemi 
exactly what i wanted to write
2017-11-15 10:20
#16
TACO | 
Brazil TonimSan 
Your mother could go sleep in garbage.
2017-11-15 05:44
+1
2018-05-18 13:02
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
2017-11-15 05:47
#18
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Poland B4R73K 
Exelentes are players who cam from a very different reality. They came out of nowhere and now has it all! But que left Them in a comfort zone, where They left the train and take up the game. They do not go forward while stop thinking about stewardship That Is living in the United States eating all the good and the best, living in a perfect house. They came out of nowhere and he cam to want, now lack effort. Fuck that they are not top 1, for them the money in the account ta and stewardship as well. WE STRIVE FOR FUCKING (2 replies) Created 2016-09-19 01:56 by:  SOCEK
2017-11-15 05:52
i lost all respect for op didnt include this meme
2017-11-15 05:53
#20
BnTeT | 
Poland B4R73K 
Connor "CONNOR93" Glover - The mastermind of the ghosts, he's the perfect mix of brains and brawn to outsmart and outaim the enemy consistently. Jason "neptune" Tran - The young entry fragger is one of the most insane aiming talents in all of cs, opening up site after site with headshot after headshot, leaving his enemies running scared. Matthew "WARDELL" Bowman - The young Canadian AWPer, Wardell is arguably the best AWP in North America, entering some people's top 10 lists. His stable and consistent AWPing is backed up by his insane flashy plays at just the right times, getting clutch after clutch. Sebastian "seb" Bucki - The solid rock of Ghost Gaming, seb has been a staple of the Bee's Money Crew for years. With his ever adapting, dynamic playstyle, seb can take on any role and be more than adaqaute. Watch out for seb, because you won't see him creeping up behind you until its too late! Andrew "ShoT_UP" Orlowski - The young former CSGOLOUNGE admin is as skilled at CSGO as he is a respected trade moderator. Orlowski has a natural ability and blood for the game, and his passion is unrivaled. The newest member of the core team, ShoT_UP is more than ready to prove himself. COACH:  Phong "bee" Nguyen - There should be no introduction needed for this man. Nguyen single handedly brought Bee's Money Crew to a whole new level with his stellar leading, and now he's taken a step back to allow new talent to form while he coaches. With Glover under Nguyen's wing as the new leader of the Ghosts, you'll never be able to predict the strat from the Ghosts.
2017-11-15 05:54
#39
SPERMY | 
Canada lame^ 
ahahhah wtf is this
2017-11-15 08:09
#21
BnTeT | 
Poland B4R73K 
They know me as the banning machine. They know me from the perm bans they see. They know me from the posts i delete. They talk about my week bans, and they think for me, banning is so easy. I just watch a report and that's it. But my bans, It's comes from more than just a report. For me - bans - it is about rule enforcement... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in the complaints. When I sit down to ban everything already is a part of me
2017-11-15 05:55
#22
BnTeT | 
Poland B4R73K 
WCG 2006, Italy, Monza - Gold Medal, first world championship in history of polish electronic sports. (Neo, Kuben, Loord, TaZ, LUq) IEM 2007,Hannover, Germany - Gold Medal, Second Major win for the lineup, proving the polish power in Counter-Strike. ESWC 2007, Paris, France - Gold Medal, First team to ever win all 3 Major events.. (Neo, Kuben, Loord, TaZ, LUq) ESWC 2008, San Jose, USA - Gold Medal, first ever back to back World Champions. (Neo,Kuben, Loord, TaZ, LUq) WCG 2009, Chengdu, China -  Gold Medal, first team ever to win 2 olimpic medals in Counter-Strike 1.6, against all the odds. Last win of Golden Five.(Neo, Kuben, Loord, TaZ, LUq) WCG 2011, Pusan, Korea Południowa - Gold Medal, with 1 change in lineup, the only team, player in history of WCG to win tournament 3 times. IEM 2012, Hannover, Germany - Gold Medal, last Major event in Counter-Strike 1.6. Cemented our team as the best team in history of Major events. ESL One 2014, Katowice, Poland - Gold Medal, after a struggle in first 1,5 year of CS:GO, and lineup change. We win my 8 Major event in history, becoming the World Champion.
2017-11-15 05:56
#23
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India nicebaitm8 
you never used and never played any tournament to now so you can't affirms
2017-11-15 05:59
-1 not a meme
2017-11-15 08:25
forest leaves
2017-11-15 06:06
#109
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
+infinity this is gold meme
2017-11-15 11:52
#26
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United States pSilent 
2017-11-15 06:10
#29
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Germany VeryNiceGuy 
some guy made a list a few weeks ago here: imgur.com/g8Q0wHY
2017-11-15 06:16
nt, but i've memorized the url
2017-11-15 10:14
#87
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Russia k3ron 
+1
2017-11-15 10:28
#91
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Latvia AntonsMc 
This the fucking new rickroll
2017-11-15 10:44
r u mad?
2017-11-15 06:16
Says a lot about our humor that 99% of the memes are just making fun of bad english
2017-11-15 06:17
i was dont know this details
2017-11-15 06:27
+1
2017-11-15 06:31
+1
2017-11-15 06:45
+1
2017-11-15 10:14
+1
2018-05-18 13:19
#125
bodyy | 
Afghanistan remiska 
are you fuck you?
2017-11-15 19:02
truly the fucking picture of that guy is top tier
2017-11-15 06:47
#43
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
r8 me pls imgur.com/g8Q0wHY
2017-11-15 08:23
#64
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Sweden imgur 
expected from uk fail c+p
2017-11-15 09:48
#38
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Germany uRaguuu 
Last meme is too funny xd When you google his name the threads are showing up
2017-11-15 08:08
#41
SPERMY | 
Canada lame^ 
what is this meme?
2017-11-15 08:10
#46
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Germany uRaguuu 
He made a thread with " Hey i want to know your name Write you full name in the comments My name = Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer" And then he got around 100 replies with "my name = Lukas Bohn Rosenbauer" And smh i find his name funny
2017-11-15 09:19
#56
Faroe Islands xuan 
My Name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
2017-11-15 09:36
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
2017-11-15 08:10
#42
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Austria chris_de_b0ng 
Where is "My Name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer" coming from?
2017-11-15 08:21
Some tell me your first name thread and that guy posted that
2017-11-15 09:28
#58
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Austria chris_de_b0ng 
LOL thanks
2017-11-15 09:37
#65
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Sweden imgur 
literally google to find out
2017-11-15 09:51
#66
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Austria chris_de_b0ng 
But i want to interact with the beautiful HLTV community
2017-11-15 09:52
f0rest went to jail for stealing a bike.
2017-11-15 08:26
REAL DEAL, 300 women per year DJ 32k per month cry isn't free
2017-11-15 09:31
#126
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Colombia SkeletoNMLG 
366 woman*
2017-11-15 19:09
I honestly wonder what happened with that guy, haven't seen him in ages. Maybe 'cause I'm less active or did he get banned?
2018-05-18 09:39
#154
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Colombia SkeletoNMLG 
last time ive seen him posting on hltv was like a month ago
2018-05-19 20:55
I am outside everyday for many hours is a meme now? I reached my goal, now its time to make something else a meme
2017-11-15 09:30
it's not a meme
2017-11-15 09:31
According to mr s1lenceeeee's hltv memes list, it is
2017-11-15 09:32
Its a meme fatburger
2017-11-15 09:35
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2017-11-15 09:32
#61
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Brazil EzMoneyEzLife 
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2017-11-15 09:40
#86
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Russia k3ron 
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2017-11-15 10:26
Allu?
2017-11-15 09:37
Allu is not a meme, he is just trash where is GOD HUNDEN meme?
2017-11-15 09:38
#115
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Sweden Faix 
smh G O D ALLU is the lone emperor of the earth
2017-11-15 12:02
#147
Dosia | 
Poland WrzodX 
Hunden is not a meme, he is just trash where is X GOD meme?
2018-05-18 13:30
#59
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Europe carath 
how much, my friend ?
2017-11-15 09:38
#99
Faroe Islands xuan 
mucho grande
2017-11-15 11:22
GOD HUNDEN
2017-11-15 09:52
#70
sodaH | 
United States HLTVGOD 
My name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
2017-11-15 10:00
#72
liTTle | 
CIS Dowa) 
EZ 4 liTTle, Anatoliy Yashin (born September 15, 1988), Russian professional Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player and former Counter-Strike 1.6 player, one of the best snipers from CIS, unrivaled Clutch Master in 1v1, 1v2 and 1v3 situations due to his intellectual style of playing and perfect game sense, multiple winner of various lan and online tournaments in CIS, living in Odintsovo, Moscow Region. this
2017-11-15 10:08
#80
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Other anarh1st47 
Its not a meme
2017-11-15 10:16
#81
liTTle | 
CIS Dowa) 
not meme cuz rly ez 4 liTTle its fact
2017-11-15 10:19
#83
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Other anarh1st47 
Can confirm
2017-11-15 10:21
#75
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Andorra hltv_citizen 
ceh9(a famous youtuber FROM LOS ANGELES) *
2017-11-15 10:11
prove it or I'll kill you
2017-11-15 10:23
+1
2018-05-18 13:04
#88
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Korea ferizy 
we royal we friendly blah blah blah brazil
2017-11-15 10:34
#90
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Morocco Gg2734llolol 
Joelz on lan? I arent think that How can you forget about Joelz!
2017-11-15 10:37
Agree
2018-05-18 13:04
#92
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Brazil AQueota 
L O C C E R B O I
2017-11-15 10:53
#93
rain | 
Other Mendelev 
EZ FOR HUNDEN I remember a Guardian flick
2017-11-15 10:55
#94
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Germany uRaguuu 
When are you going to america s1mple?
2017-11-15 11:05
#95
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Australia closet 
2017-11-15 11:15
#100
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Australia closet 
also "kqly vac ban? nooo, srsly?? nooo, srsly?? nooooooo
2017-11-15 11:22
#97
Spain ewg 
e0Ns should be there imo.
2017-11-15 11:19
#98
allu | 
India INDIANGUY 
Ur mum lole
2017-11-15 11:21
#101
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Denmark s0denone 
Your very qualified university argumentation is overwhelming mate. Nothing to do! You were the one bringing up your future employee and their thougts on what you know/don't know about it (LOL), so again, you're super below my level academically :) Have a nice day too, guy who has no idea how old I am, but from this discussion seems to be, himself, younger than me. Or atleast more unintelligent :)
2017-11-15 11:38
half of these are just hard trying, bring back old memes
2017-11-15 11:52
EoNs
2017-11-15 11:53
#114
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Brazil PauloFlu 
So in the past few days we've seen a lot of insults followed by the famous sentece "#CRYISFREE" Is it really? We live in a world where everything is paid so i made some calculations to see if cry is really free. Since i've seen the insult coming from Brazilians to Polish people i will use the values practiced in Poland. So considering that you drink bottled water and that a bottle of 1.5 Litres in Poland costs, in average, 0.41€, 1 Litre would cost 0.27€. While we cry we can lose as much as 2.2 microlitres (2.2 X 10^-6 Litres) of water per minute, and considering that a VP fan would cry about 30 minutes we can calcute that in that period he would lose 6.6 mictolitres of water (6.6 X 10^-5 Litres or 0.000066 Litres). 0.000066 Litres * 0.27€ = 0.00001782 € Considering that a VP fan will cry about 30 times per year that would give us an average of 0.0005346 € per year for every VP fan. 0.0005346 € can buy you 2 romanian ladies for one hour and 3.24 Litres of Vodka in Russia, so now you know, cry is far from free.
2017-11-15 11:59
HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
2017-11-15 12:51
#122
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Brazil de_stroyed 
you forgot that cry also contains salt and that also costs money
2017-11-15 12:57
>are you mad? cuz im not >yo les noobs >I'm feeling thank you. These are not hltv memes sorry
2017-11-15 12:03
#117
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Europe carath 
This is also a very well known Meme here. You need to add it asap. Combined with "How much, my friend" how.icryeverytime.com/
2017-11-15 12:43
no DJ? reported
2017-11-15 12:47
you cant eat forest so easy like that with 4 HP
2017-11-15 12:51
#123
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
I want Igor's m... Knife I hef forgotten it :/
2017-11-15 13:01
kick *player name* ffs
2017-11-15 13:08
#127
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Colombia SkeletoNMLG 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "Global Counter" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Silver Elite Master. pls no copy pasterino my story.
2017-11-15 19:11
Classic
2018-05-18 13:05
Did TSM wonnered?
2018-05-18 12:54
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars bestest
2018-05-18 12:55
ur mother could go sleep in garbage ))
2018-05-18 13:02
#139
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Brazil flpR 
nt prodka, nt fallenzera
2018-05-18 13:10
#140
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Netherlands NL_CS_TOP_1 
Dj 32k/ month
2018-05-18 13:13
DON'T CLICK LOST MY HOUSE
2018-05-18 13:16
#145
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Europe GUNERSBB 
s1mple top 1
2018-05-18 13:16
#148
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Brazil hypermite 
juliano is so delicate and cute, she's look like a flower.
2018-05-18 13:31
#149
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Portugal mrsc 
not really a hltv meme the guy who used to write this shit lurked around on gotfrag can an america abitant send me VHS of Selina Dion i loev her music i wane lissen to of . send me by mail ok frends i pey i promise i can give mey drawing of potato it won prize in scool . tenks
2018-05-18 13:33
#150
Dosia | 
Poland WrzodX 
NiKo is bad. All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC. All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people in the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body. I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA DM's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles. this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click. pce
2018-05-18 13:35
nt mohammed is what everyone says to me :(
2018-05-18 13:41
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