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HOW to get laid/girlfriend?
France Haabbe 
Subject says it all, getting desperate.
2017-11-20 15:18
sorry, im not love guru
2017-11-20 15:20
Prostitute
2017-11-20 15:22
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Finland DiamondBlaze 
1. Go into a party 2. Find a girl who is drunk and you are interested in having sexual connection with her. 3. Drag her into a room and lock the door. 4. Tear off her clotches and make her give u head. 5. Start penetrating her pussy/ass.
2017-11-20 15:22
The Finnish way
2017-11-20 15:37
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Finland DiamondBlaze 
I thought this was the tradition in every country?
2017-11-20 15:40
thats the problem we cant afford rooms with locks
2017-11-20 15:42
#20
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Finland DiamondBlaze 
then give her some pills and tell everybody that she likes it rough and that she is your wife?
2017-11-20 15:48
sorry, im good hearted guy, im not going to spread false news about some girl...
2017-11-20 15:49
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Finland DiamondBlaze 
well then just say that you and her are trying out new sex positions and styles? Just leave the ''call her ur wife'' thing away.
2017-11-20 15:50
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Luxembourg Isk0 
buy a whore?
2017-11-20 15:22
#5
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Denmark s0denone 
u know of the movie black cougar? advertised on the VHS-cover is a website: www.blackcougar.com I am sure there is some help for you there, thank you
2017-11-20 15:23
vr
2017-11-20 15:23
#7
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Indonesia p0wah 
Win a major
2017-11-20 15:27
me no good enough
2017-11-20 15:29
#13
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CIS Dowa) 
u diont have to be good major winners: schneider devilwalk pronax taco nbk
2017-11-20 15:38
#23
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Austria DR!FT 
you could have just said „Gambit“
2017-11-20 15:51
you disrespect adren and hobbit
2017-11-20 16:00
Hobbit top 1
2017-11-20 16:08
Dont be a tryhard Try do dress nice and take care of you (this is very important) Work out-be in good shape ( dont be to skinny or to fat ) find a nice balance Clothes that fit well Dont try to focus on 1 girll and focus on more girls( that will give u more experience) Wear a nice cologne(not very smelly , go for a good one , and apply like 2 times , that will be enough) Having good smile can melt girls (trust me it works) Try to be funny (learn how to make and take a joke) dont be a dick
2017-11-20 15:33
thank you gypsy, now im certified love guru
2017-11-20 15:38
thank for ur appreciation mr trash
2017-11-20 15:39
>Dont be a tryhard >Dont try to focus on 1 girll and focus on more girls( that will give u more experience) Hm
2017-11-20 16:09
Dont be a tryhard( dont try to much to get 1 girll) dont try to focus on 1 grill(What i meant was to speak to girls and no give that much attention , just try to play with them and see a girl reaction on what are u doing)
2017-11-20 16:10
just be friend with the girl first. next move is to play SIMS 3
2017-11-20 15:33
#43
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Russia YaD_ 
Then make a baby.
2017-11-21 17:35
tell her you have 2 friends and ask her if she is intereseted in anal triple penetration.
2017-11-20 15:37
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United States f00bar 
2017-11-20 15:41
#18
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Croatia mds818 
there's plenty of difference in "getting laid" and "getting girlfriend" so pick your poison
2017-11-20 15:41
#25
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Latvia Maksii_kush 
yeah bro, you should decide first, you want to just bang or you want to get some real gf
2017-11-20 15:52
yes, i want both
2017-11-20 15:56
#24
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Brazil hotdog^ 
2017-11-20 15:51
#27
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Brazil mcsenne 
2017-11-20 15:59
if you're french, just travel. lord knows why but sophisticated hoes crave baguette dick
2017-11-20 15:59
#31
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Brazil mcsenne 
lol true... he´d get laid a lot here in brazil just saying "Im french"
2017-11-20 16:01
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Czech Republic davskal 
rofl this is actually so true
2017-11-20 16:02
breaks my heart. hard slav man < baguettes for high class hoes
2017-11-20 16:04
#34
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Czech Republic davskal 
it's not the high tier hoes, it's the horrible-ass hoes who try damn hard to look sophisticated and intelligent, yet they failed school (mostly art history or teacher college) and are selling cigs at the local store. Basic bitches these days maaan...
2017-11-20 16:07
I mean to say about hoes that are dirty but not with everyday bois. They be taking 5 dicks at a time but in a local celeb's tour bus. They slut at the end but try to distinguish themselves by avoiding everyday niggas unless he got cash
2017-11-20 16:10
#44
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Russia YaD_ 
I can't agree about school. No one would have failed it if it could keep our attention and interest so we study with pleasure.
2017-11-21 17:37
If you are new to sex I would suggest visiting a sauna club once or twice. After you fucked some 9 points hookers you will get more confident around normal girls.
2017-11-20 16:00
if you really are french it should be easy, the girls here love french/spanish/italian niggas
2017-11-20 16:12
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Turkey Mejuckei 
1- get tinder 2- create a profile with hot man pics 3- get matches 4- try to arrange a meeting 5- go to your meeting with bitchez and chloroform them 6- ez rape
2017-11-20 16:16
Go to club. Spot girl youre interested in. Go up to her enthusiastically and shout "ayyyyyyyy" as if youre greeting an old friend. She'll be confused at first but you say you saw her the other day in a club. 9/10 girls will be happy talking to you at this point. Some will still be confused but just say you got them mixed up with someone else. The success rate probably depends how good looking you are but just pick a realistic girl.
2017-11-20 16:17
Go to club. Spot girl youre interested in. Go up to her enthusiastically and shout "ayyyyyyyy" as if youre greeting an old friend. She'll be confused at first but you say you saw her the other day in a club. 9/10 girls will be happy talking to you at this point. Some will still be confused but just say you got them mixed up with someone else. The success rate probably depends how good looking you are but just pick a realistic girl.
2017-11-20 16:17
#45
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Russia YaD_ 
Ayyyyyyyy, I saw you in another thread, wanna fuck?
2017-11-21 17:38
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