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ur fav quote?
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Denmark Kab1x 
You either retire a legend, or you live play enough to become a cheater.
2017-11-24 11:41
If you don't win, you lose.
2017-11-24 11:44
#15
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Denmark Kab1x 
Nip <3
2017-11-24 11:52
#59
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Turkey frostlaren 
<3 <3
2017-11-24 14:30
#172
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United Kingdom AnnoyedAndy 
or you live play
2017-11-25 13:16
#2
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Finland MahoneDes 
"We are number one. support us, hate us, fuel us. Love ya."
2017-11-24 11:44
#16
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Denmark Kab1x 
Vp are one of my fav teams, too bad they haven't found their form lately
2017-11-24 11:53
#19
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Finland MahoneDes 
"lately" xD
2017-11-24 11:54
#23
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Denmark Kab1x 
EKSDE
2017-11-24 11:55
#24
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Finland MahoneDes 
ESKETIT
2017-11-24 11:56
#143
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Hungary Vorteksz 
<3
2017-11-25 08:48
#152
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Netherlands MerpNL 
"the big apple and snax is hungry" "WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT FROM SNAX" Esl one New York 2016 Finals vs NaVi.
2017-11-25 10:48
#3
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Brazil coldzao 
"NiP are noobs" - coldzera
2017-11-24 11:45
#14
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Denmark Kab1x 
that's an opinion people's opinion on the internet matter very little to me
2017-11-24 11:52
quote from someone is just his opinion too
2017-11-24 15:09
#91
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Denmark Kab1x 
not necessarily
2017-11-24 15:27
yea, so quotes arent necessarily worthy of mattering to you, so the same goes for opinions
2017-11-24 15:28
#95
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Denmark Kab1x 
yeah, some.
2017-11-24 15:30
#170
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India Cybertron08 
When did he say that?
2017-11-25 13:10
so, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
2017-11-24 11:45
#17
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Denmark Kab1x 
is that a quote or a question ?
2017-11-24 11:53
quote
2017-11-24 14:56
#87
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Ukraine fragerrrrr 
The girl next door?
2017-11-24 15:15
correct my friend.
2017-11-24 17:40
#5
Russia Jovik 
I don't have no quotes but I have a beautiful poem from a wonderful man.
2017-11-24 11:46
#10
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Denmark Kab1x 
would love to read it.
2017-11-24 11:51
'Tis true my form is something odd But blaming me is blaming God Could I create myself anew I would not fail in pleasing you If I could reach from pole to pole And grasp the ocean with a span I would be measured by the soul The mind's the standard of the man.
2017-11-24 12:09
#34
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Denmark Kab1x 
rose are red violets are blue i wanna fucc u
2017-11-24 12:12
I should have expected that you are spoiled piece of doomed crap. You'll be nothing in this life, unless you're still that young. But poetry is not a theme for jokes you silly girl.
2017-11-24 12:16
get a life bro
2017-11-24 12:17
Give it to me, be my friend for the start.
2017-11-24 12:19
that's deep bruh
2017-11-24 12:29
I don't even try to keep it afloat so you're either with me or what you wanna do?
2017-11-24 12:31
#146
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
Jovik :))
2017-11-25 09:04
Hello darlin'. Been a long while ;) Tell me all the latest news!
2017-11-25 10:43
#154
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
I couldn't sleep tonight, my head hurts but your poem made me feel better Jovik xD outside its strong wind, it seems like cold is trying to get through every sip and crack of the house, winter is preparing and snow doesn't seem far. Are you freezing cold in Russia? How are you my friend?
2017-11-25 10:50
Get some pair of good sheets dear ;) Better not ask, it hits -30 today and last day, I got ill, can't handle this condition, I just slept all day long, still feels so bad. How far did it get in your place? What's the weather in general?
2017-11-25 10:55
#158
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
It's windy outside, super windy in fact. Temperature isn't so low atm, just below zero, but wind is ripping everything apart, it cuts right into your cheeks etc. I prefer cold and snow, at least it's something nice to look at outside the window compared to just the wind. I was also ill, right now I feel shit and im also "on that time" of the month, my tummy hurts as fuck so I'm just hugging my warm teddy close and sipping warm tea atm. I hope you get better soon Jovik x
2017-11-25 10:59
Thanks my little lady, but have you got something that helps you to get through these awkward situations? Would you watch a movie? Stuck on an album? What do you do when you're home alone, or just home? Don't you plan any visits to Russia? It will soon be the peak cold weather, even if you have had some thoughts, better off!
2017-11-25 11:02
#162
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
Atm I am just browsing HLTV, usually I don't have that much pain, so I just occupy myself with work, the best cure is boiled water inside "termofor" - hot water bottle and you put it on tummy... Or if you have a guy it's best he hugs you in bed and places his warm hands there :3 I can't listen to music in my bed because one of my earphones is broken, I watch alot of documentaries, especially about serial killers. Atm I have ran out of them, I think I saw almost everything possible. I am planning trip sometime in January /February, it makes me little bit sad because I wanted to celebrate Christmas in Russia, but then again you are mostly orthodox and you don't celebrate like West does. I just want to be with nice people and feel good :) I slept on Wednesday from 3pm to 3am without waking up, I woke up confused, not knowing what time it is and where I was. What do you do when you are ill?
2017-11-25 11:07
Keep on playing if I'm able to but that's not always so, this time I was weaker than my illness. This country didn't know religion for almost a century, need time to adapt but I don't think people missing something. You still can get here, in the biggest cities, you won't be disappointed of what you'd see around and all that. But it's up to you! I'd go to the UK!
2017-11-25 11:09
You don't have to react in such a manner to an innocent joke.
2017-11-24 14:37
I can't stand these braindead youth, don't say it's always been like that, not really. Anyways, have a good time.
2017-11-24 14:45
#92
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Denmark Kab1x 
holy shit, you went 0 - 100 pretty fast, it's a joke. chill
2017-11-24 15:28
I didn't laugh at all.
2017-11-25 03:25
#107
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Denmark Kab1x 
if you don't laugh, try crying.
2017-11-25 03:27
I giggle with glee at how foolish some can be. Who'd find that funny? That is already dead.
2017-11-25 03:29
#111
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Denmark Kab1x 
how fucking sad is your life, dude? to get mad at a comment and blame a whole generation because of a joke i made?
2017-11-25 03:30
I was aware of the generation long before that comment, it only makes me sure every single time. If it was down to me, I would kill you all. No offense but sincere care.
2017-11-25 03:31
#113
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Denmark Kab1x 
you might wanna go see a doctor you sick fuck. mass killing a because of a joke, fucking psycho. reported by the way ;)
2017-11-25 03:32
Yeah, I'm gonna be sad now, thanks. It's not the joke, it's your fucked up mindset, I blame your parents, they knew no culture, no tradition, now they have got this braindead pet like a millions of others. Enjoy your life.
2017-11-25 03:35
#116
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Denmark Kab1x 
would rather have no culture nor tradition than having killing ideas. and who does have a fucked up mindset between you and me?
2017-11-25 03:46
It might sound strange, but that's you. I just can't hold it inside any longer. You're a disgrace and I'm not about to love you, not at all.
2017-11-25 03:47
#118
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Denmark Kab1x 
that's words you should say in the mirror shows how much of a sad cunt you are. what can you expect from a ruski? other than violence.
2017-11-25 03:49
You only add arguments to my point. No need, you were no competition.
2017-11-25 04:15
#125
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Denmark Kab1x 
>ruski can't take a joke >wants to mass murder generation BECAUSE OF A JOKE >probably a hipster that wanna play tough cause ruski why don't you kill yourself, none is gonna miss you. seriously, do you have any friends?
2017-11-25 05:37
I can take jokes of any kind but your intention to make this silly childish joke left no denying for me. You're equal to dirty animal. I want to cause a mass murder for the greater good, it would be better without you. That's just the way I am, sorry, not cucked as you got used to be. If I'd kill myself there would be even less chances to save this doomed world. I got friend, he's better than your own mother.
2017-11-25 06:33
#155
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Denmark Kab1x 
making a mass murder for the greater good, oh well that reminds me of daddy stalin hitler those were good people. insulting me won't help your case, psycho >better than your mother really? can you come up with something a little higher
2017-11-25 10:51
He's closer to me than your mother to you ever be. That's what it was meant to be. Stalin was surely a good person, he won us the war with his strong hand, he did everything right. I wish I didn't insult you but I can't refrain, show me that you can be a good human being too. Don't you feel warm and sweet when thinking of the poetry? Music? Your favorite style.
2017-11-25 10:57
#159
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Denmark Kab1x 
>Stalin was surely a good person. this is where it ends comrade.
2017-11-25 11:00
Of course, what else could you say? He was a Jesus comparing to Hitler and I wish he was still around, our country would be much bigger and stronger.
2017-11-25 11:03
Heard this poem in the elephant man. Really good one
2017-11-24 15:36
It's a wonderful person and one of the most unluckiest ones.
2017-11-25 03:25
#6
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Denmark allebara 
'my name is jeff'
2017-11-24 11:46
#12
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Denmark Kab1x 
that's pretty old
2017-11-24 11:51
It will be remembered for eons to come, much like Confucius or Aristotle Kappa
2017-11-24 14:32
"here man" - quote from my weed dealer as he hands me my weed on some friday nights. sad life i know.
2017-11-24 11:47
#21
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Denmark Kab1x 
weed from time to time isn't bad
2017-11-24 11:54
I did not have sexual relations with that woman - Bill Clinton and I'm guessing about 95% of famous men at this moment
2017-11-24 11:48
#20
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Denmark Kab1x 
hollywood in a nutshell
2017-11-24 11:54
Life in a nutshell. Why do us guys have to be such horrible people. Just keep your dick in your pants until she explicitly says she wants it, then take it out.
2017-11-24 12:00
#27
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Denmark Kab1x 
SJWS made you feel horrible just because you have a dick. we're not horrible, some people are ... doesn't mean all of us are sexual predators.
2017-11-24 12:05
#147
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
Men in nutshell
2017-11-25 09:06
"Di do píci" - Oskar (Go fuck yourself)
2017-11-24 11:50
#11
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Denmark Kab1x 
not a fav but something i would use daily
2017-11-24 11:51
It his fav in FPL :)
2017-11-24 11:52
excuses dont get results
2017-11-24 11:54
#22
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Denmark Kab1x 
guud point
2017-11-24 11:55
#26
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Serbia dankooo 
Never trust what you read on the internet - Mahatma Gandhi
2017-11-24 12:02
#28
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Denmark Kab1x 
Never trust what you read on the internet unless its in HLTV _Mahatma Gandi ( 1878 )
2017-11-24 12:05
#30
f0rest | 
Serbia dankooo 
+1
2017-11-24 12:06
Never trust what you read on the internet / hltv unless its from Denmark
2017-11-25 04:43
"Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me 'old,' when I would NEVER call him 'short and fat?' Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!"
2017-11-24 12:06
#32
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Denmark Kab1x 
trump ?
2017-11-24 12:11
bingo
2017-11-24 12:12
second favorite "I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!"
2017-11-24 12:13
#36
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Denmark Kab1x 
can you explain?
2017-11-24 12:14
the "asked him how rocket man is doing" fucking gets me lol. kim=rocket man
2017-11-24 12:15
#49
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Denmark Kab1x 
LOL didn't know he called him that
2017-11-24 12:19
bobs and vagene -Ghandii
2017-11-24 12:15
lmao +1
2017-11-24 12:18
#61
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Czech Republic moky 
xddddddddddddddd
2017-11-24 14:31
#77
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India choice_gupta 
lmao
2017-11-24 14:50
LMAO.... xDDD
2017-11-25 08:11
yes polars :D
2017-11-25 08:14
#39
fer | 
Brazil raoGOD 
''QUE OTA'' - Lucas1
2017-11-24 12:16
#50
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Denmark Kab1x 
prove it or i kill u
2017-11-24 12:21
prove it or i kill u
2017-11-24 14:36
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. -Bob Marley
2017-11-24 12:16
#42
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Russia avocadosatlaw 
"will Russians be able to eat stones"(c) Putin
2017-11-24 12:17
#45
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Norway FjordCS 
"im not the best player in the world but there is nobody better than me"
2017-11-24 12:18
#63
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Czech Republic moky 
+1
2017-11-24 14:32
“It has always seemed strange to me...The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling, are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisitiveness, meanness, egotism and self-interest, are the traits of success. And while men admire the quality of the first they love the produce of the second.” John Steinbeck
2017-11-24 12:19
#65
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Czech Republic moky 
+1 man
2017-11-24 14:33
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy. " So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! also If he cant break bread he fake i had one mo buck on ma plate it was me and bro ina store and both of us got 50 cent cake
2017-11-24 12:20
I'm beset by the ironies of my life
2017-11-24 12:22
prove it or i'll kill you -kng
2017-11-24 12:23
"Not all who wander are lost." - John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
2017-11-24 12:23
#56
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Finland sw0gger3 
Try not, do. Or do not, there is no try. -y0da
2017-11-24 12:32
You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. powered by South Park
2017-11-24 14:25
2017-11-24 14:28
#62
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Turkey frostlaren 
Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed. We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. Light can not exist without darkness. If you want to give up, remember why you started.
2017-11-24 14:32
#149
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
Idk why I started :( muuum dad why u bad sex?
2017-11-25 09:10
#165
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Turkey frostlaren 
LMAO
2017-11-25 11:34
#66
FalleN | 
World Vechnyp 
yo les noobs
2017-11-24 14:34
"Dying is easy" - The Punisher
2017-11-24 14:35
thank you noob -f0rest
2017-11-24 14:35
sometimes win, always lose.
2017-11-24 14:37
#72
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Romania Cuntstantin 
If you can't beat them, call cheats.
2017-11-24 14:39
"Do unto others as you would not have done unto you." - Jean de Esseintes
2017-11-24 14:40
See you in another life, brother -Desmond, series Lost
2017-11-24 14:47
#76
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India choice_gupta 
i'm feeling thank u-xantares
2017-11-24 14:48
xD
2017-11-25 08:18
#175
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Turkey frostlaren 
xddd
2017-11-26 10:26
"Lord, help me get one more" -Desmond Thomas Doss. Not the best but my favorite.
2017-11-24 14:52
#79
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India choice_gupta 
you know u are playing great cs if ppl are watching ur cheat clips
2017-11-24 14:53
#94
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Denmark Kab1x 
unless you're called Fallen and you're sketchy as fuck
2017-11-24 15:29
Stop yourself.
2017-11-24 15:31
#82
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
See ya in hell, Germans
2017-11-24 15:12
#86
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United Kingdom BerryRyder 
sig hayl matherfackerz
2017-11-24 15:14
#148
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
Lul
2017-11-25 09:09
#83
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Turkey pardus 
if we kill our enemies, we win.
2017-11-24 15:12
#84
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Europe kennyBeast 
"You miss 100% of the shots you dont take" -Wayne Gretzky
2017-11-24 15:12
"Time is money, friend"
2017-11-24 15:13
#88
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World indygoFLOW 
"I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$."
2017-11-24 15:16
#89
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Latvia casket_ 
"Fuck the school, always skipped class"
2017-11-24 15:18
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
2017-11-24 15:22
#171
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India Cybertron08 
-Einstein
2017-11-25 13:15
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” - Oscar Wilde
2017-11-24 15:32
Siis mitä vittua saatana, voi vittu, ei saatana
2017-11-24 15:30
#109
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Belgium n1ckst4r2002 
sounds gay allu
2017-11-25 03:27
what the fuck satan, oh fuck, no satan
2017-11-25 08:07
#98
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Poland sitarskee 
"Twice in the ass is not gay."
2017-11-24 15:31
#99
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Portugal Wazaq 
Prove it or I will kill you
2017-11-24 15:31
"Such is life"
2017-11-24 15:32
"i arent think that" some retard on hltv
2017-11-25 03:26
i arent think that
2017-11-25 08:17
#108
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Belgium n1ckst4r2002 
Winner-winner Chicken dinner
2017-11-25 03:27
#115
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Indonesia p0wah 
To be fair, you must have a really high IQ to understand the jokes of rick and morty.
2017-11-25 03:36
Yeah, I have a comment to that - FUCK YOU!!!
2017-11-25 03:49
#120
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Australia pluOf 
"dez nuts"
2017-11-25 03:53
#121
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United States ryryryry 
"Deine Seele ist die ganze Welt." from Hermann Hesse's Siddhartha
2017-11-25 03:53
#123
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Thailand Dino1 
Your mom can go sleep in garage)) -Flamie 2015
2017-11-25 04:40
"You are not my friend, you are my brother my friend" Papa Biceps
2017-11-25 08:13
#131
SPERMY | 
Canada lame^ 
2017-11-25 08:14
how to see the pic that kid posted?
2017-11-25 08:15
#135
SPERMY | 
Canada lame^ 
hmm idk
2017-11-25 08:17
"if i kill him, i kill him" -ScreaMy
2017-11-25 08:15
if you no longer go for a gap which exists you are no longer a racing driver So badass
2017-11-25 08:28
#145
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Singapore derpydm 
When are you no longer a racing driver? When you no longer go for a gap that exists. When do you use Viagra? When you no longer go for a gap that exists.
2017-11-25 09:00
"Failure isn't when you fall down, it's if you don't get back up." -Myself
2017-11-25 08:31
"The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count them decide everything" or "Ideas are ore powerful than guns. We don't want our enemies to have guns, why let them have ideas?"
2017-11-25 08:34
#140
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New Zealand JK_77 
Nothing's sad till it's over. Then everything is.
2017-11-25 08:38
#141
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World Tenshi_R 
"bite my shiny metal ass"
2017-11-25 08:47
'It's a single piece of paper that says n*gger faggot' - edups
2017-11-25 08:47
#144
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Europe CdrScorpion 
"i was dont know this details" seized
2017-11-25 08:50
#150
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Australia kTw0 
"You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other."
2017-11-25 09:12
#153
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Netherlands MerpNL 
"the big apple and snax is hungry" "WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT FROM SNAX" Esl one New York 2016 Finals vs NaVi.
2017-11-25 10:49
#164
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Denmark Kab1x 
i do remember those the best caster reaction is when shox 1v4 sk on inferno anders really got it out of his heart in that moment
2017-11-25 11:33
#167
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Netherlands MerpNL 
i like snax's more cuz of the fact they had 2 casters just shouting with the crowd in the background. shox's moment was sick aswell but less goosebumps uknow ;D
2017-11-25 11:49
#168
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Denmark Kab1x 
i think you think that because you're a vp fan, that's understandable
2017-11-25 11:58
#169
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Netherlands MerpNL 
maybe :D
2017-11-25 13:08
"Football is like Chess without the dice."
2017-11-25 11:37
#173
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Europe EraXYT 
"Do it for a cheeseburger" - Gomez
2017-11-25 13:16
"im ironic, but im not made by iron"
2017-11-25 13:18
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