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Historical rivals of your country
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Brazil AN89 
Brazil vs Argentina USA vs Russia Germany vs England vs France? Japan vs China vs Korea? Denmark vs Sweden vs Norway? EU vs Russia? C'mon guys, i like history.
2017-12-11 05:20
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JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
idk
2017-12-11 05:20
#47
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Turkey 0vercast 
Isn't it Russia for yours ? Or England?
2017-12-19 00:03
#59
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
No idea, never been good at history
2017-12-19 00:11
#116
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Sweden osnolsson 
Its denmark
2017-12-19 00:59
Too brainy for hltv
2017-12-19 08:25
#377
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Denmark fedling 
For Denmark its Germany, England and Sweden
2018-01-04 18:35
yeah no denmark is no rival for germany and england
2018-02-16 23:39
It's not to say Denmark was competitive but there is certainly more rivalry and animosity there than with any other nation. Danish vikings rape and pillage of England. Both sieges of Copenhagen by the English during the Napoleonic wars. (Two atrocities in the opinion of most people). And Denmark at the time was a leading naval power that was rivaled only by England.
2018-02-17 02:39
#510
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Germany Chris Walker 
It was once, you should probably open a history book
2018-02-17 23:34
At no Point in Time was it a serious rival
2018-02-17 23:48
How is that being a serious Rival. Neither Prussia nor Austria went all out war,while denmark did so. Not to mention that only those two and no other german nation fought them
2018-02-17 23:54
#531
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Germany Chris Walker 
Well then we have different definitions of what a rival is. Denmark used to be pretty big (having the reagions of todays sweden and norway) and Germany was their biggest rival probably.
2018-02-17 23:57
Ok First They Never really owned Sweden. Second That was in the 1400s and even then they were nothing compared to the hre
2018-02-18 00:10
#535
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Germany Chris Walker 
The Kalmar Union which included Sweden was lead by Denmark. They had conflicts regarding Schleswig-Holstein with Germany/the HRE multiple times. That's what I'd call a rival.
2018-02-18 00:16
#2
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United States Freakmode 
China cuz Pearl Harbor
2017-12-11 05:26
Bad b8
2017-12-11 09:39
i arent think that, everyone knows that Pearl Harbor was a conspiracy used by Jfk to draw the US into WW2, China was not involved, only US gov
2017-12-19 09:00
first time I heard that
2017-12-19 15:29
#325
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Libya Neroz44 
China never attacked Pearl Harbor
2018-01-03 04:30
that's why I said, the US GOVERNMENT attacked its own citizens and blamed it on china, sort of like 9/11 except 9/11 really happened fucking terrorist scum diediedie
2018-01-03 04:38
japan attacked pearl harbor not china lol
2018-01-03 04:57
expected false information from BIG fanboy i am from america, i think I know what I am saying
2018-01-03 05:01
#352
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Brazil BlaBlau 
Japan atacked pearl harbor lol
2018-01-03 14:08
#358
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Poland 0VERATED 
+1 I thought like that for my whole life
2018-01-03 14:57
B8ed
2018-01-03 15:12
#366
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Poland 0VERATED 
But dude every book says that Japan did that, films, Wikipedia. So the whole world is manipulated ?
2018-01-03 15:34
Every us citizen knows that it's Japan. They are baiting you and you fell for it.
2018-01-07 07:44
Lügenpresse gtfo
2018-02-17 00:23
LUL. Nice one m8. Have a nice day! -VeryDanishGuy
2018-01-04 18:41
Nice one. Always knew that jfk was a time wizard. His assassination was faked so he could teleport into the future to fake the moon landings.
2018-02-16 23:54
#583
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United States jyroo 
it was abraham lincoln not jfk you fucking mongoloid
2018-02-20 23:02
+1
2018-02-21 04:22
#3
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Portugal ant97fer 
Not like rivalry really, but: Portugal vs Brasil Portugal vs Spain But it works more like a joke (you can take those ones in war history as well actually)
2017-12-11 05:29
#4
coldzera | 
Brazil panks 
in brazil we like portugal :'(
2017-12-11 05:32
Not everyone, at least here at hltv, everyone hate Portugal and fox, idk why
2017-12-19 02:43
#231
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Brazil lulbrazillul 
Fox is shit and pt users think he is t1 thats why
2017-12-20 08:01
Say 1 guy who think hes tier 1 nt kid
2017-12-20 13:05
#295
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Brazil leavemeout 
TheFitGuy?
2018-01-02 23:45
#306
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Portugal shaarawyGOD 
he can perform very well against t1 teams, but he is t2
2018-01-02 23:58
#314
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Brazil leavemeout 
agree.
2018-01-03 00:29
#342
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France KepleR82b 
Fox has always been overrated to me But Portugal is such a nice country
2018-01-03 13:16
#359
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Poland 0VERATED 
+1
2018-01-03 14:57
portugal is spain and not brazil.
2018-02-19 02:51
#12
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Brazil junera 
Br vs pt? Wtf?
2017-12-11 09:41
#15
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Portugal ant97fer 
We like as well! Thats why i said it works more like a joke (im saying this because i have some brazilian friends and we are always "arguing" on the differences :D)
2017-12-11 16:22
meme fight
2017-12-21 16:53
#43
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Spain ChoS3N 
Esp vs pt? Nah xd
2017-12-18 23:58
maybe you don't think that, because every time someone from Spain comes to Portugal people are super nice to them, so for you it's ok, but people here hate you, well... not everyone, but A LOT of people here HATE Spanish people, just because you're super rude, I've been to Spain 3 times and I hated when I had to talk to someone or ask something. I know there's good people in your country, but the majority of you are huge dicks.
2017-12-19 00:57
#354
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Portugal xxxRUI75xxx 
A lot of Portuguese ppl hate Spain? Lol. You must live in a different country/area..... or ur just trying to bait...
2018-01-03 14:19
#360
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Portugal wiseGOD 
hes right. i hate them. they can be real dicks.
2018-01-03 15:00
I live in Maia, Porto.
2018-01-03 20:05
We got Cristiano Ronaldo and André Gomes, fck u
2018-02-17 05:11
I like Portugal cuz it's close to europe
2017-12-19 02:55
lol
2018-02-16 23:43
nt manoel, now go back to padaria.
2017-12-19 07:17
I like Portugal. in February, I'm going to Portugal to meet and live
2018-01-03 04:46
Australia VS Emu's and we lost. Now Australia VS Kangaroos & we are losing again. It sucks :(
2017-12-11 05:36
#107
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North America noahB_ 
2017-12-19 00:45
Oh god wtf This is hilarious Australia i love you
2017-12-19 01:02
#121
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North America noahB_ 
2017-12-19 01:29
#130
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North America noahB_ 
LMAOOOO
2017-12-19 01:42
:DDDDD
2017-12-19 15:07
#457
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Portugal lvr1 
AHAHAHAH wtf this is so gold
2018-02-17 02:50
#143
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Germany uRaguuu 
lol didnt know australia had ever a war thanks for the info
2017-12-19 02:04
WW2???
2017-12-19 08:08
What. The Australians shit all over your chests at Gallipoli silly German.
2017-12-19 09:00
#205
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World breezy0 
learn history pls
2017-12-19 15:34
lol you retards lost gallipoli
2018-01-03 05:00
#392
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New Zealand klonopin 
and you still lost war rip
2018-01-07 08:01
tfw they lost
2018-02-16 23:51
nice brainwashed education you bot
2018-02-18 15:29
Get baited dumb swede. Not like your coward race participated in any war ahaha
2018-02-18 16:03
coward race vikings pick one we rekt you
2018-02-18 16:10
Vikings LMFAO You still call yourselves that. You haven’t been vikings for 600 years and at that, even when you were “vikings” - Harold Godwin shat all over Harald Hadradas great “vikings” at Stamford bridge. He then got shat on by William the Duke of Normandy at Hastings. Cry is free coward
2018-02-18 16:16
UK talking about cowards LMAO
2018-02-18 16:16
How are we coward please elaborate
2018-02-18 17:29
At least we won the war against rabbits
2017-12-19 12:03
We can win wars only V/S things which are shorter than us ;)
2017-12-19 12:18
Is that why we won the war against Japanese in ww2
2017-12-19 17:48
Aus avg male height = 175.6 cm Jap avg male height = 172 cm
2017-12-19 17:50
#343
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France KepleR82b 
I can't stop laughing
2018-01-03 13:17
#598
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Brazil ThiagoBuccos 
LMAO
2018-03-20 17:00
#7
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Portugal wakens 
France ez
2017-12-11 05:39
#376
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Portugal Titox085 
Ez Champions d'Europe xDDDd
2018-01-04 18:31
#8
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Argentina roulettesoad 
brazil in sports england in military chile in almost everything
2017-12-11 05:41
#11
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Brazil junera 
Chile >>>> Argentina
2017-12-11 09:40
#23
ableJ | 
Bangladesh DisableJ 
No
2017-12-11 16:35
#126
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North America noahB_ 
Argentina still salty about those meme islands eh. LMAOO LUL
2017-12-19 01:37
#467
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
It's the only armed conflict we had in like 200 years, so yeah, makes sense... Also, we always had issues with England, we don't really hate them because they don't give a shit about us, but we kinda don't want to forget history as it may repeat itself. Basically, don't go to war against england, just let them be.
2018-02-17 02:57
#470
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Brazil 100tyeves 
war of paraguay
2018-02-17 03:20
Argentina and Britain - falklands
2017-12-19 09:00
england? chile? god, are you really that dumb? only retards like u are still mad about a thing that happened over 30 years ago also... chile? lmao
2018-01-07 07:20
England is not an rival in anything bro, they just dont mind us. The hate against UK here in Argentina is goberment fault, they expose UK like a bad thing only for cover out the mistakes and corruption of the time & this hate only exist in old people.
2018-02-17 02:40
#451
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Argentina roulettesoad 
I know there is retard people that get offended if you wear a shirt with UK flag for example but im not that. i just hate them when it comes about falklands sovereignty, there is not another thing to hate besides that. And yes they mind us, just watch british comments in this thread, all of them saying argentina by themselves or replying to another argentinians.-
2018-02-17 02:44
This strategical hate was in UK too, Miss Margaret Thatcher did a good work on it. To british people we are not more than a drama queens & its true. xD About the shirt thing, is a fucking hypocrit attitude, literally EVERYTHING around is from other countries & this guys doesnt like a fucking UK flag in a shirt, is so annoying.
2018-02-17 02:54
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tarik | 
Turkey ogZZ 
Turkey?
2017-12-11 06:33
#29
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Brazil AN89 
Greece?
2017-12-18 23:48
#31
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Turkey 0vercast 
Nope
2017-12-18 23:51
#34
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Brazil AN89 
And about Cyprus?
2017-12-18 23:54
#38
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Turkey 0vercast 
No
2017-12-18 23:55
whole balkan ?xd
2017-12-19 00:10
#62
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Turkey 0vercast 
England and Russia imo.
2017-12-19 00:13
#64
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Turkey 0vercast 
Btw how can whole balkan be your historical enemies if they belonged to you for centuries without war? :P But French Revolution changed that
2017-12-19 00:15
k but for real why do u guys dont like calling ur capital constantinople? i mean it's badass as fuck 'the roman empire lives on here bitches' istanbul feels like such a lame name
2017-12-19 00:25
#79
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Turkey 0vercast 
I dont agree with that. Constantinople means Konstantin's city and it is not a cool meaning. Istanbul is a greek word too and as I know it means 'to the city' in old greek but I am not sure of it. Istanbul sounds better I think.
2017-12-19 00:28
#96
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Other Valeriana 
Instabul is not a greek word. The 'root' of it derives from greek but not rhe word itself
2017-12-19 00:36
#102
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Turkey 0vercast 
Then what language is it? It doesn't mean anything in Turkish.
2017-12-19 00:39
#106
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Other Valeriana 
It could be a 'turkishised' version of the phrase you pointed out yourself : 'eis tin polin' which directly translates to 'into the city'.
2017-12-19 00:44
#108
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Turkey 0vercast 
Well as a Turk, I can't see any Turkic thing on this word.
2017-12-19 00:46
#487
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Greece SmashTheFash 
Istanbul = eis tin póli = to the city
2018-02-17 16:26
#540
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Other Valeriana 
#106
2018-02-18 14:40
#542
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Greece SmashTheFash 
Nah its unified not turkified
2018-02-18 15:10
#83
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Turkey 0vercast 
Btw Istanbul is the biggest city of Turkey but it is not capital.
2017-12-19 00:29
IT ISNT? WTF I just googled and it's ankara apparently well wtf, I would've bet my house on it being istanbul but to be fair you probably don't know BR's capital either and IDK, I know the word "constantinople" doesn't mean much but having a city name that lives on for that amount of time and is a throwback to the year 330 sounds cool
2017-12-19 00:34
#99
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Turkey 0vercast 
I know the capital city of Brazil. But when I was a child I thought it was Rio de Janeiro LUL
2017-12-19 00:37
#316
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Brazil leavemeout 
I've discovered recently Istanbul wasn't capital of Turkey, i got chocked. btw, what's the most important one economically?
2018-01-03 00:31
#320
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Turkey 0vercast 
It is Istanbul by far.
2018-01-03 00:59
#127
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North America noahB_ 
Brasilia ftw, Rio and Sau Paulo is bigger tho right?
2017-12-19 01:40
Exactly. Capital used to be Rio until the 1960s when Brasilia was built, designed specifically to be the country's new capital "looking like a plane", and also so it could bring some growth to the interior of the country upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/t.. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/t..
2017-12-19 01:48
#135
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North America noahB_ 
Oh that is smart. In the US we have a system where the capital is usually not the biggest city in the state or in the country as they dont want both the economic and political power in one city that way it is more spread out. For instance capital of NY is Albany not NYC, capital of California is Sacramento not LA or San Francisco, capital of Texas is Austin not Houston or Dallas etc.
2017-12-19 01:53
Especially when you've got 50 states, I suppose that's good thinking. Wish we had done something similar but yeah, shit happens
2017-12-19 02:01
#319
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Brazil leavemeout 
Cool, in each brazilian state, we have the biggest city of each state. And all of them are the most important in the state.
2018-01-03 00:42
it is ankara because it is in centre of turkey and second biggest city after istanbul
2017-12-20 17:01
#294
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
You mean populated I think, because the biggest its Konya and the most populated its Istanbul. Konya also means pussy in Spanish. You learn new things everyday.
2018-01-02 23:45
#156
tarik | 
Turkey ogZZ 
Greece is son of United Kingdom. I'm not interesting Greece.
2017-12-19 06:34
#157
tarik | 
Turkey ogZZ 
EDIT: I dont care*
2017-12-19 06:47
#511
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Germany Chris Walker 
Ottoman Empire vs Holy Roman Empire
2018-02-17 23:36
we've had a few wars but i wouldn't call hre a rival, our beef was with austria
2018-03-26 06:40
#613
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Germany Chris Walker 
Well austria was part of the HRE
2018-03-26 16:30
it was the emperor for centuries yeah but hre was just bunch of seperate duchies (and a kingdom) so i wouldn't count it as a unified entity
2018-03-26 16:37
#13
Snax | 
Spain Arzheus 
usa vs corea?
2017-12-11 09:41
#200
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United States Noobtastic 
Korea*
2017-12-19 15:12
#228
Snax | 
Spain Arzheus 
sry xd
2017-12-19 19:03
#14
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Finland Lehtori 
finland russia
2017-12-11 09:42
#27
Dosia | 
World zeree 
Sweden - Finland
2017-12-11 16:39
#417
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Sweden magist3rn 
Sweden and Finland are best friends wtf?
2018-02-17 00:10
We are frenemies
2018-02-17 09:34
#16
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
Netherlands vs ???
2017-12-11 16:24
#32
Thorin | 
Netherlands RafV 
Belgium????
2017-12-18 23:52
Fake Germans vs Fake Frenchies TRUEEEEEEEEEE
2017-12-19 00:04
#55
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Brazil AN89 
lul
2017-12-19 00:07
#92
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Brazil theluksabm 
+1
2017-12-19 00:33
lul
2017-12-19 02:32
#197
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
Well if you look at the BeNeLux you can't see Belgium as a rival really. We're actually close partners
2017-12-19 15:00
#94
rah | 
United Kingdom rah(-_-) 
Germany?
2017-12-19 00:34
#196
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
Not really....
2017-12-19 14:59
prolly portugal or england
2018-01-03 05:04
#338
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
ye, must be the english or the spanish. If you look at our colonial times at least...
2018-01-03 13:06
the sea
2017-12-21 16:54
Lithuania vs poland? No? I dont know history And lithuania + latvia vs estonia
2017-12-11 16:27
Not really. Lithuania and Poland lived in an Union for hundreds of years. I would say the Teutons/Germans and Russians were your historical rivals.
2017-12-20 13:38
hah thats cleary shows how your media and stuff propaganda works. You dont know history but in your head there is sign "Poland=problems"... Sorry if you get me wrong i dont talking shit about you, but I know how things work inside your country.
2018-02-18 15:34
Portugal and Spain
2017-12-11 16:27
#20
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Spain givencs 
yep
2017-12-11 16:30
#35
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Ireland Noct9rn 
ez4portugal
2017-12-18 23:54
nt
2018-02-17 23:49
#560
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Ireland Noct9rn 
2018-02-18 18:17
ahah
2018-01-07 07:21
Indonesia vs malaysia
2017-12-11 16:30
#33
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Brazil AN89 
Are rivals mainly in what?
2017-12-18 23:53
local dominance
2018-02-17 02:51
Russia and England, long before America was known, Englishmen were a principle enemies. Throughout times. Russia and Canada in hockey. Russia and USA in politics and control. Russia and Ukraine, king and its jester. Russia and Germany, two wars, was no choice. Russia and the World, because no other way to resist.
2017-12-11 16:33
#30
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Brazil AN89 
Russia vs Japan?
2017-12-18 23:50
#57
rain | 
Other Mendelev 
You forgot Russia and brain
2017-12-19 00:10
+1
2017-12-19 08:39
#290
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Latvia AntonsMc 
+2
2017-12-21 16:51
#479
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Estonia mr_abdul 
+3
2018-02-17 09:33
#608
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United States Scvboy1 
WHAT about Russia and a fair election?
2018-03-26 06:36
Russia vs the World
2017-12-11 16:34
#112
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
germany vs everyone
2017-12-19 00:57
#298
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Germany Nuvock 
Soon, my friend, very soon... right now its just "germany vs europe"
2018-01-02 23:48
#419
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United States Texas_nigga 
Nah ethnic Germans and Syrians
2018-02-17 00:14
#24
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Bangladesh thug_doctor 
Uganda vs Sudan
2017-12-11 16:37
#58
rain | 
Other Mendelev 
Hahaha who cares
2017-12-19 00:11
#344
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Me
2018-01-03 13:20
No rival becuase I live in greatest country of universe, BRASIL
2017-12-11 16:38
#113
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
you smart, you loyal, you friendly, are you from Brazil?
2017-12-19 00:57
yea because your people fight each other in the country already
2017-12-20 17:02
LOL
2018-02-17 02:41
#465
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Sad but true. It's kinda true to everyone tho, but not as crazy as in Brazil.
2018-02-17 02:55
#345
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
You are your own enemy in your country
2018-01-03 13:21
#493
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Netherlands Removed 
Brasil rival is brasil
2018-02-17 16:31
Hungary vs everybody- we have been losing so far...
2017-12-11 16:42
#40
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Turkey 0vercast 
Romania
2017-12-18 23:56
#73
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Hungary mongolkurva 
we stopped kebabs
2017-12-19 00:22
2017-12-20 13:35
#254
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Hungary mongolkurva 
2017-12-20 13:36
siege and battle are different things
2017-12-20 13:43
#257
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Hungary mongolkurva 
i said we stopped kebabs so...
2017-12-20 13:42
Dude you are winning right now everyday! You will soon have real swedes asking if we can come as refugee. We promise to work hard and learn language!
2017-12-19 08:40
xd
2017-12-19 19:28
#410
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Germany Tunio 
Eu, Refugees
2018-02-16 23:57
#36
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Lebanon Deletedsol 
Lebanon vs Israel
2017-12-18 23:54
#41
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Brazil AN89 
Israel vs Middle East?
2017-12-18 23:57
#191
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Lebanon Deletedsol 
Only Lebanon Syria Iran and Palestine. Others are at 'peace' or even partners
2017-12-19 12:15
#37
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United States lockerboit 
Canada has no enemies
2017-12-18 23:55
#39
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Brazil AN89 
True
2017-12-18 23:55
#42
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United States lockerboit 
we lowkey dislike Denmark tho finessed Greenland smh
2017-12-18 23:57
#46
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Brazil AN89 
But you already have a giant territory and the Danes first arrived in the groenlandia.
2017-12-19 00:02
#49
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Norway BBonden 
that's not true :>
2017-12-19 00:04
#50
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Brazil AN89 
Sry * The Norwegians arrived first.
2017-12-19 00:05
#51
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Norway BBonden 
:3
2017-12-19 00:06
#53
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Turkey 0vercast 
Then why it belongs to Denmark instead of Norway ? Lost in war ?
2017-12-19 00:07
#63
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Norway BBonden 
dk took it after the kalmar union broke apart, norway was almost wiped out during the black plague. we were not strong enough as a country to deny them edit: this is wrong i'm sorry, we lost it after we broke apart from danmark in 1814
2017-12-19 00:18
#69
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Norway BBonden 
you can read about it (Treaty of Kiel)
2017-12-19 00:19
#97
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Brazil AN89 
Is there any rivalry between Denmark, Norway and Sweden?
2017-12-19 00:37
not that much. We make jokes etc. But Norway and Sweden was a union until 1905. In reality you could say Norway was Swedish as all kings was swedish and early even their governernors were swedish. But I like Norwegians and feel they are brothers and sisters more then danish people for example. And I even live in Malmö 30 min away from Denmark. However Norwegians is like the rich little brother today. Before oil they were quiet poor to be honest. Sweden always been the big industrial nation. End of the day we got some rivalry. But Finland I think have more rivalry to Sweden since they used to be swedish and they have to learn Swedish in school. But real brothers is more norwegians and danish people if you ask me.
2017-12-19 08:48
Croatia
2017-12-19 01:41
#299
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Germany Nuvock 
LUL, Canada vs french Canada
2018-01-02 23:49
#44
rain | 
Other Mendelev 
Canada cuz pearl harbor
2017-12-18 23:58
#368
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Canada TorontoSucks 
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? What? What fukn country are you from
2018-01-03 18:39
#45
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Spain ChoS3N 
I'd say Spain vs France maybe UK I'd xd
2017-12-18 23:58
#105
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Brazil AN89 
Spain vs Portugal? Spain vs Moors? Spain vs Netherlands?
2017-12-19 00:43
#420
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United States Texas_nigga 
Spain vs Morocco was what you meant
2018-02-17 00:16
#52
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Argentina roulettesoad 
brazil vs argentina LUL our rivalry is with chile, i like brazilians except when it comes to sports, but chileans i hate them in everything
2017-12-19 00:06
I saw some reactions to chile not making the world cup and it feels like everyone in south america f*cking hates them, why exactly is that? (To be honest IDK anything of chilean history except pinochet, but I'd understand if argentinians hated paraguay or something)
2017-12-19 00:30
#103
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Argentina roulettesoad 
Yes, everyone hates them, specially their neighbors (Argentina, Peru and Bolivia) in our case, they helped UK in falklands war and before that we almost had a war against them for some islands in the south (Beagle Conflict) Peru and Bolivia hates them because of (War of the Pacific) also we hate them because of their annnoying accent and attitude
2017-12-19 00:41
Makes a lot of sense, guess I really should look more into SA history that doesn't involve brazil I actually kinda thought it was only because the chile squad who didn't make the WC was arrogant as fuck lol
2017-12-19 00:49
#122
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Argentina roulettesoad 
Yeah that too, i remember in a Peru vs Chile game back in 2015, chileans players wrote ''Respect Chile, america champions were here'' in the locker room of peruvian stadium
2017-12-19 01:29
#125
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Brazil AN89 
The Chile annexed the coast of Bolivia.
2017-12-19 01:36
nice name xD
2017-12-19 01:48
#462
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
I mean, not that we just hate all of them, there are a lot of cool chilean people out there, but online they're like this big bunch of cunts that are annoying as fuck, and as when you travel somewhere you don't get the same treat as when you're online you grow to hate them. Also they have an annoying accent, but that can go against everyone. We hate them the most i would say because we never had any sort of friendship nor anything like that, but i believe that they just want to be like us and they can't, because their territory sucks dick. Cya in Patagonia Chile.
2018-02-17 02:54
#533
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Brazil cykr 
Weon
2018-02-18 00:11
90% Argentinians hate chile, trust me.
2018-02-17 23:53
You forgott they are peasents!
2017-12-19 08:50
Brazil vs Portugal Brazil vs Argentina Brazil vs New Zealand Brazil vs Brazil damn brazilians they ruined brazil
2017-12-19 00:07
#60
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Turkey 0vercast 
Germany
2017-12-19 00:11
don't know what youre talking about )))
2017-12-19 00:12
#68
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Turkey 0vercast 
Actually I reminded that cuz of your nickname LUL
2017-12-19 00:19
i have no idea what you're trying to say, sorry
2017-12-19 00:22
new zealand?
2017-12-19 00:30
#123
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Argentina roulettesoad 
hahaha i got the simpsons joke but why new zealand?
2017-12-19 01:30
we have a closer bond with japan than new zealand
2017-12-19 01:35
Lithuania vs Teutonic Order (Prussia) Lithuania vs Russia Lithuania vs Poland Lithuania vs Ottomans
2017-12-19 00:18
#70
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Turkey 0vercast 
Ottomans? Really?
2017-12-19 00:20
Yeah? dont remember 1683? Also you conquered our coastline of the black sea?
2017-12-19 00:21
#74
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Turkey 0vercast 
I remember 1683 but I have never heard about Lithuania had coastline at Black Sea and I think these 2 things are not enough for being historical enemy.
2017-12-19 00:25
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/t.. Yeah we did have a coastline, not blaming you for not knowing it, but if i already told you that we had one, and well im Lithuanian, dont know why you would think im lying.
2017-12-19 00:28
#90
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Turkey 0vercast 
When I said that you are lying? Just I said I have never heard about it and it came strange to me because you are far away from Black Sea. Anyway I still think Lithuania and Ottomans are not historical enemies
2017-12-19 00:32
Well i said that you conquered our black sea, and you said you never heard that we had one, even tho i just told you that we had one, so it implied that i lied, no big deal tho.
2017-12-19 00:35
Many people forget Lithuania was actually the largest country in Europe for a while. Not the strongest since it failed to have maximum authority over land conquered quickly, right after the mongols left nothing but destruction. I still would say the Teutons were your biggest enemy, when I was in Lithuania and visited Museums and the castle in Trakai, all I could see were the wars between Teutons and Lithuanians.
2017-12-20 13:43
Yeah expecially the battle of Grunwald, we really take a lot of pride in that, but i dont think Teutons were the biggest threat, that definetly must have been Russia.
2017-12-20 16:03
I think the biggest threat was yourselves. You and Poland had potential to rule over Europe, but especially Poland has made stupid decisions. Your countries weren't aggressive enough.
2017-12-20 21:44
#423
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United States Texas_nigga 
Ottomans are historical rivals with all of East and Central Europe -Albania and Bosnia
2018-02-17 00:18
dont remember 1683 ? I dont think people live that long, man...
2017-12-19 00:24
You dont Need to have lived in 1683 to remember a historic Event man...
2017-12-19 00:25
history is a one big lie
2017-12-19 00:28
+1
2017-12-19 08:51
#82
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Brazil AN89 
Just curious: who are the remnant people of the Prussians?
2017-12-19 00:28
Well its hard to say, most of the prussian culture is dead, and the People that once lived in prussia are now spread over whole Germany because their homeland got annexed by poland.
2017-12-19 00:31
#91
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Brazil AN89 
Understood.
2017-12-19 00:33
well bismarck unified the german empire so it's gotta be germany in terms of geographically, I guess mostly everyone german that's east of berlin all the way to koenigsberg
2017-12-19 00:38
#424
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United States Texas_nigga 
+1 for not using Kaliningrad fuck those russians
2018-02-17 00:19
I kinda feel like they were dicks for not giving the city back eventually. It belonged to germany for far too long
2018-02-17 00:31
#436
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United States Texas_nigga 
Soviets were dicks Putin is good but he gotta give the land back along with Poland
2018-02-17 00:34
hahahhaha LUL
2018-02-17 16:38
#212
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World breezy0 
the teutonic order was a german military order of knights mostly from south-western parts of germany. they had several crusades against the "infidels" of eastern europe and the baltic states which still were not christianized. after the teutonic order conquered the lands and expelled most of the native population the baltic coast was germanized with settlers mostly from south-western germany as well. the "modern" prussian state evolved from the late teutonic order and the duchy of brandenburg. later in history this prussian state unified all the other german kingdoms and basically prussianized the german culture since prussia had the most influence out of all german kingdoms in the new empire (excluded austria their biggest rival within the german realm). after ww2 the germans who lived east of berlin got expelled from their homes, many got killed and they were forced to flee. they never had a chance to return, their numbers make about 15 million people.
2017-12-19 15:46
Actually the Germans who's territories were taken by Poland and the USSR were MOSTLY deported. It's how the Soviets worked back then. The Soviets made sure they had the great port of Königsberg though, which explains why that territory remains, sadly, Russian.
2017-12-20 13:52
Thats bullshit 400 000 east germans died and more than 7 millions migrated to the 2 new german states
2018-01-02 23:49
they didnt migrate they had to flee
2018-01-03 18:34
#146
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
Germans conquered them and they assimilated to German cutlure. Then Stalin expelled all the Germans from Prussia to modern day Germany. So pretty much they are all in Germany and some of them are aware of their ancestry. kinda brutal history for them idk why our powerful Lithuanian dukes did not help them
2017-12-19 02:25
#155
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Brazil AN89 
Ty for explanation.
2017-12-19 03:38
#77
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Iceland caverat 
iceland vs volcanos ;-;
2017-12-19 00:25
#250
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Finland Jardeet 
Volcano wins every time
2017-12-20 13:34
Biggest Rivalry in the history of mankind: England/Great Britain vs France; Greatest of more recent history: Germany vs Pretty much everyone who counts.
2017-12-19 00:30
#115
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
no, it is the aussies vs the emus
2017-12-19 00:58
Russia vs Ukraine Because of retarded politics, Putin and other shit. In general, I love Ukraine and Ukrainians, I was living some years in Ukraine.
2017-12-19 00:30
#101
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Brazil AN89 
But it seems that the rivalry with Ukraine is from the past. See the Holodomor.
2017-12-19 00:39
From the past?? they in a fucking war LOL
2017-12-19 08:51
#189
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Brazil AN89 
Everyone knows they're at war. I meant that the enmity between both seems to be since the past, so I said the Holodomor as example.
2017-12-19 11:56
#242
LeX | 
Russia AlexDude 
Holodomor is more like Soviets vs their own country, but not Russia vs Ukraine
2017-12-20 09:02
Holodomor basically just showed how brutal soviets were to their own population technically ukraine and russia didnt exist at that point of time
2018-01-02 23:52
+1 you should unite in to one country and be strong togehter
2017-12-19 15:51
#89
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Norway Norsk 
used to be sweden, but we beat them at everything
2017-12-19 00:32
#179
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Turkey AtheismFTW 
everything except CS and cuckness*
2017-12-19 08:52
Littlebrother syndrome. Anyways if your King has to flee once more then we will take care of him :). Can't demand that littlebrother can manage on his own when he is only 100 years old :).
2017-12-19 08:52
Norway is way older then 100 years, or do you mean finland?
2017-12-19 15:52
Norway and Sweden was in a union 100 years ago. However the king and the people in command was swedes. But yes, FInland was also Swedish
2017-12-20 08:39
Yeah i know that, but that doesnt mean norway is 100 years old :)
2017-12-20 15:58
Well mr retard. It's a selfsovereign kingdom that has lasted for 100 years. Happy? Before that people also lived in Norway under different constellations of course.
2017-12-21 09:45
#400
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
And even with that much of a land mass Sweden was irrelevant as f*ck :) Sorry don't hate me I wish I was born in Sweden beautiful country :(
2018-02-16 23:42
#421
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Sweden magist3rn 
Irrelevant as fuck?? My dude we were one of the greatest european powers at one point. We kicked everyones ass for a pretty decent time for a country that had like no people in it at the time.
2018-02-17 00:17
#477
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
In what century were you guys the biggest power of europe? Just interested since even my country couldn't manage to do that and we bought like the whole german army to fight for us
2018-02-17 09:19
#494
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Sweden magist3rn 
From the 30 years war to the great northen war. We werent THE greatest power just amongs the greatest. But we did however have the best army that europe had ever seen for a while.
2018-02-17 16:36
#498
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
Damn. That's why I find history so interesting sometimes. Even the countries with a significant smaller population could still make their mark in the modern day world. I believe we even stopped the french, germans and the english from invading our country, at the same time. The english and french attacked us from sea and the germans attacked us from land, and we still managed to hold our ground :)
2018-02-17 17:44
Gustav II Adolf was all the way down in Munich before he died. We had great landmasses then. Still much of our army was also mercenaries. For example scottish lords were given land in Sweden in return of soldiers. Even today many of those families have influence in Sweden. Gustaf Douglas has 2 castles, couple of bilions on the bank and used to be in the board of a party here. Another family Hamilton has influence as well. During 1950 Sweden had the worlds 4th biggest airforce. If you control the air you control the war ;D. We were close to develop nuclear weapons as well but in late stage decided not to. Of course we also had great industrial development after the II world war due to the fact our cities were intact but also due to willigness of the people to work for and with each others. Today our country gone lost somewhere between asylym rights and genus rights. But hopefully we can turn it around :). We had bad times in the past as well!
2018-02-19 09:12
It's really wonderful the things oil can do.
2018-01-03 15:09
England vs Spain Ez win for us
2017-12-19 00:38
Thieves
2017-12-19 00:42
#109
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Israel MuslimLover 
Israel vs every Muslim country
2017-12-19 00:47
if only you didn't steal the land in the first place ;)
2017-12-19 01:43
#277
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Israel MuslimLover 
If we didn't steal the land we would all be dead probably :)
2017-12-20 21:48
huh i guess that's why the best 800 years of the jews were in muslim spain when israel didnt exist?
2017-12-20 21:49
#279
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Israel MuslimLover 
What about Germany and Poland and Russia? and also we got kicked out of Spain. if there would be no Israel there would be no Jews at the moment or like maybe ~5000 jews even less...
2017-12-20 21:51
you got kicked out of spain by the catholics not the muslims ;) also, probably not. there were many jewish communities in morocco, iraq, yemen, etc
2017-12-20 21:52
#427
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United States Texas_nigga 
Oh it’s the convert. He is so retarded he converted and has no fucking logic
2018-02-17 00:23
you talk about logic and reply to a comment which is almost 2 months old. no point to this. :) also, there is no basis for your statement which, logically, should be backed up with reasons and/or evidence. :) ironic
2018-02-17 01:09
#111
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Poland xAll3n 
Poland vs Ottomans Poland vs Russia Polish-lithuanian commonwealth vs Sweden Poland vs Teutonic Order, Germany
2017-12-19 00:55
<3 Poland
2017-12-19 11:06
#412
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Germany Tunio 
Russia hmm really that bad relationship?
2018-02-17 00:00
#445
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Poland xAll3n 
Yup
2018-02-17 01:42
#478
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Germany Tunio 
Even today?
2018-02-17 09:25
can you blame them?
2018-03-26 06:50
#620
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Germany Tunio 
yea
2018-03-28 13:33
if i would blame some country why Poland is in deepshit it would say Russians for sure... First they killed 30000(Katyn massacre should read it coz many ppl. think nazis killed them coz Russia blamed you)of our intellectual people then they ruined it with communism...
2018-02-18 15:46
#118
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
Austria vs Prussia
2017-12-19 01:03
#119
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Germany GiiGa88 
Jews vs any country
2017-12-19 01:07
Jews vs Germany*
2018-02-17 00:10
USA vs our government lul
2017-12-19 01:08
india vs pakistan
2017-12-19 01:53
#137
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North America noahB_ 
USA vs Oil
2017-12-19 01:53
Trump vs Putin
2017-12-19 01:56
To be honest as a citizen i hate Armenia, Serbia and Israel.Serbia because they hate us, Armenia because they re liars and traitors, Israel because child-killers, USA product and cancer.But historically our biggest rivalry was against Chinese Empire and most of people(also in Turkey) dont know that.
2017-12-19 01:58
+1
2017-12-19 16:08
Understandable that armenians lie and trait you after being killed by ottoman empire
2018-01-02 23:54
#429
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United States Texas_nigga 
You also hate Syria and Kurds
2018-02-17 00:24
You re wrong my friend.3 million syrian refugee live in Turkey now.If we hate them just imagine what could be happen.Also we dont have any problems with kurdish people.We have problems with the people who supports PKK, YPG, PYD, ISID or DHKP-C.These are all terrorist organizations.And unfortunately your government helping these terrorist organizations logistically.(Guns, bombs, equipments, supplies etc.).Guten Tag mein Freund.
2018-02-17 04:54
#482
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United States Texas_nigga 
That’s why you have an ongoing armed conflict in sirnak
2018-02-17 16:17
#518
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Canada kthxy0 
Why are Armenians liers and traitors? Are you denying the Armenian Genocide once again? lol pathetic
2018-02-17 23:48
Expected from French
2018-02-18 12:22
#543
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Canada kthxy0 
Retard, my ancestors were all Armenians living in Turkey, but when Turk started to slaughtering them, they decided to leave and went to France to escape death but they were about to not making it but some good turks, turkish who were against the genocide helped them to escape, so yes they were some bad turks but also some good one, and if they werent any good turkish people at that time, I wouldnt be talking with you since my ancestors would be dead
2018-02-18 15:28
Your ancestors are liar also, unfortunately.
2018-02-18 21:18
#568
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Canada kthxy0 
Yes they are ahahah retard thats why your country is still undeveloped when its full of retards like you
2018-02-18 21:40
Thank you, reported my French-Armenian friend
2018-02-19 10:54
my dick vs u mom ass the war is every night
2017-12-19 02:00
Fak Germany
2017-12-19 02:01
#144
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Germany uRaguuu 
hmmm i would say france, because all other countrys in the near were just germanys playground maybe netherlands in term of sports too smh
2017-12-19 02:17
#145
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Brazil AN89 
UK? Russia?
2017-12-19 02:20
Austria
2017-12-19 08:15
france was playground, too
2018-02-16 23:56
for a small period of time about 50 years was Bulgaria for ever Turkey
2017-12-19 02:39
#181
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Turkey AtheismFTW 
I like greece
2017-12-19 08:56
Wtf we love greece
2017-12-19 11:08
i think most of turkish and greek people love each other but i am not sure what happened in the past.
2017-12-19 16:07
most Greeks hate Turks like devil hates holy water because of the things that happened in the past.
2017-12-19 17:05
#234
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Brazil lulbrazillul 
Turks are fking gay dw most ppl hate them
2017-12-20 08:07
#149
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Brazil vs Argentina? wtf? Just because of football? Life is much more than football dude... Honestly, I don't think Brazil has any historical rivals. Maybe Paraguay because of the Paraguay War (in which Argentina was our ally, along with Uruguay), but I don't know, since one of the few open and unguarded borders in the world is the 3-way border between Argentina, Paraguay and Brazil, so I'm not really sure. Brazil is friends with everybody! :D
2017-12-19 02:43
#437
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Argentina EzeRollin 
Brazil and Argentina is like a friendly rivalry in the sports (basketball, football, etc).
2018-02-17 00:45
#471
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Brazil aAlem 
+1
2018-02-17 03:37
#486
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
+1 manito
2018-02-17 16:26
#152
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Ukraine vols 
1. Russia (ongoing) 2. Poland (in the past)
2017-12-19 02:59
Me vs The Mirror vs The Empty Pocket
2017-12-19 03:14
I mean, Canada was at war with America in 1812, but we've become friends since then, so that's the closest we have. Maybe I'm forgetting something though.
2017-12-19 07:11
#160
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United States ZholtyB 
usa vs 'MURICA
2017-12-19 07:24
Poland vs whole world
2017-12-19 07:26
#162
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United States gtmaniacmda 
Venezuela vs. a sensible economic poilcy
2017-12-19 07:28
#239
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Argentina roulettesoad 
nuke them please, their president is a fucking leftist dictator
2017-12-20 08:43
i hope you die in your sleep
2018-01-07 07:22
#388
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Argentina roulettesoad 
what's up? you used to be cool, did Y!hone stole your account?
2018-01-07 07:30
no, you are just talking so much shit but the truth is that you're a clueless ignorant "nuke them, their president is a leftist dictator" then, according to you, they should nuke us too, since we always fall under the same populist ass shitty government that comes up. quite hypocrite
2018-01-07 07:49
#393
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Argentina roulettesoad 
if someday we turn into venezuela i would like USA to give us some democracy with a military intervention, is that bad? i mean we had shitty populist governments as you call it, but never had such critical situation like they are right now. anyway we were on our way to be venezuela if kirchnerismo would've won last election but they didn't thanks god
2018-01-07 08:46
#414
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Argentina YH!one 
Holy shit you're such a braindead. "democracy with a military intervention" That is not democracry you fucking retard, that is colonialism through the arms force ffs, democracy is the people electing their governors through clean elections. Venezuela has a communist government, Peronism is anti-communist you fucking idiot, we had capitalism all the time during our history be it free market or protectionist like in peronist governments along a welfare state you ignorant piece of shit. You're brainwashed as fuck by Clarín and the mainstream hegemonic media, ignorant gorilla, traitors of Argentina, you're the worst scum in our country.
2018-02-17 00:12
#446
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Argentina roulettesoad 
I like to bait notoxicall, that phrase was based in this meme pbs.twimg.com/media/BTHRz5SCMAI0yyY.jpg don't take serious anything coming from hltv lmao But that is half true, don't you realize the situation in Venezuela? they are starving dude! they have a shitty standard of life, not even in Chaco or Santiago del Estero we have people living like them, and you dont need to see rightist medias like Clarin to find about it. Not talking about a ''military'' intervention but something like we did to them for example by kicking them from mercosur, economic sanction coming from USA would be fine, would be ok if they ask for clean elections in Venezuela, since we know Maduro will do everything in order to stay on charge. USA is one of the most important countries in the world, they should care about latam, that thing Maduro is doing with venezuela, they wanted it here too, we should not let that happen. I have my differences with kirchnerismo and macrismo didn't fix a lot, we are at the same point or even worse, BUT can't compare both governaments to venezuela situation, they are in the real SHIT, we are not even close to them right now, kirchnerismo and macrismo good governaments compared to them. dont you realize how bad is for LATAM what is happening in venezuela? or your party fanatism blinds you? lmao, you should've realize in the first sentence ''nuke them please, their president is a fucking leftist dictator'' average hltv bait, im not that retard to ask for that, i love venezuela culture and people, why i would ask for them to nuke and kill inocent civilians? retard to think that i thought that. i just hate their governament and hurts to see what they've done to people, they keep saying ''imperialism this, imperialism that'', but at least in USA they have a pretty good standard of life while maduro citizens are starving.
2018-02-17 02:11
#555
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Vietnam rollofocker 
>makes a retarded statement >calls other people retards for judging him on what he says at some point if you pretend enough times to be a retard, everybody will think you are a retard. quite simple huh.
2018-02-18 16:25
#558
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Argentina roulettesoad 
this is not reddit, not my fault if some guys doesnt understand how hltv works. everybody says a lot of shit here that wouldnt say in real life for example just to bait and create fight everywhere, as long you dont insult or be racist is everything ok. at some point people realizes how this site works and stop thinking everybody is retard, quite simple. i already do
2018-02-18 18:07
#559
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Vietnam rollofocker 
the problem is there are legit people who say stupid stuff and when they get called out for it they pretend it's bait. not you obv but you can't start a serious discussion with bait and expect not to be called retared
2018-02-18 18:17
#458
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Bruh, nuking them means killing the innocents too.
2018-02-17 02:50
#459
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Argentina roulettesoad 
I know, read last part of #446
2018-02-17 02:51
#468
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Just making sure that you're not retarded. There are many retards here to be honest.
2018-02-17 02:58
Russia - USA(politic), Russia - EU(cos they licks ass of USA and Russia from time to time and dont have third opinion(only political)), Russia - Turkey(wars in past, where was conflict about turkish plane 1-2 years ago), Russia-Sweden(wars in past, now only hockey), Russia-Ukraine(sry for Crimea, if i can i give it back), North Korea vs World(include Russia i guess), Russia - Poland(USSR aggresion i guess), Russia - Estonia,Latvia and etc(they want to forget past, and try to join EU life), Russia - Finland(in past), Russia - NATO(true idiots, we surrounded by "defending" weapons, so can we do the same in Cuba. like in 1963. i guess no(only Russia is evil)). In summary, my country is only reason why yours president is not Trump(Korea.Vietnam.Siria.Afganistan.Georgia.Ukraine(sry)) or Gitler, we join in conflict only after USA every time, to keep a balance in the world. We are not bad at all Of course, its only politic things. Peace
2017-12-19 07:36
#563
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Vietnam rollofocker 
EU(cos they licks ass of USA +1 Russia and EU should be good friends historically but thanks to US now there is tension; fuck USA may europe rise again and may we get finally some leaders who care about independence instead of being NATO bitch
2018-02-18 18:18
#609
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United States Scvboy1 
WHAT a meme, EU only sides with the USA becuase we aren't a dying country like yours.
2018-03-26 06:39
Usa have better cock i guess, yum
2018-03-26 06:42
#165
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Indonesia FinZzz 
Indonesia vs malaysia
2017-12-19 08:13
Every country that has ignorant and stupid people in it.
2017-12-19 08:57
didnt know u had an ongoing civil war
2018-02-18 16:06
#186
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Hungary Envo. 
hun vs romania and also i think poland vs every of their neighbours XD
2017-12-19 09:08
sweden vs finland
2017-12-19 15:32
Switzerland & Germany I guess
2017-12-19 15:37
what happened man
2017-12-19 15:50
It's not that big of a thing, but in at the beginning of the Second World War, we had a good relationship with germany, but it got worse and worse through the whole war. For example, they were different aggrements with france (Before the invasion) in different situition, if germany attacks switzerland and others. Also many jews fleed over the boarder and the rejection began very late into the war
2017-12-19 16:06
Understandable that they dont like you after getting rich by your banks not giving them back their money after they loose ww1 and ww2
2018-01-02 23:57
#209
Thorin | 
Europe jam1e^ 
scotland vs england <3 william wallace
2017-12-19 15:40
#210
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
KIRIBATI
2017-12-19 15:40
Latvia vs Germany Latvia vs Russia
2017-12-19 15:41
Palestine
2017-12-19 15:51
#374
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Faroe Islands I_Oof_myself 
+1
2018-01-04 18:28
Swedenmark
2017-12-19 15:52
Sweden - Denmark, this has to be one of the most intense rivalities ever. There was a battle in the 17th century where Sweden and Denmark fought each other and it happened to be the bloodiest battle ever in Europeans and perhaps even world history with almost 70% casualties (which is crazy) because both sides refused to give in.
2017-12-19 15:57
#492
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Icyzzz 
Yup they two countries have the most wars between the two D:
2018-02-17 16:30
#219
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Portugal rayNeen 
Gays
2017-12-19 15:59
china, usa, EU our rivals rn and they are winning
2017-12-19 16:01
#247
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Netherlands RincoB 
China aswell? Unexpected.
2017-12-20 13:26
they capture Siberia and they can stike us when we will weak
2017-12-20 16:57
#341
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Russia Jheneral 
Why the fuck would they want the shithole that is Siberia and Russia altogether? You're in the 18th century where everyone was at war still.
2018-01-03 13:14
#233
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Poland AntlerPog 
Id say France and Great Britain, mostly GB, we were mad at France for betraying us at ww2, but they are so smart they have destroyed themselves with refugees, so who cares. GB as well, though our airforces saved their country so I guess one day the will repay the debt. We do hate Russia tho, like everyone does and Lithuania is like an annoying younger brother wanting your toys, you know you would send him flying to another dimension with one well-placed kick, but you cannot do that cause he is your brother you know. Oh and germans, fuck those guys
2017-12-20 08:02
#517
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Canada kthxy0 
luuul someone is salty here but you are true on some fact tho
2018-02-17 23:46
Spain Vs France imo it's #1 spanish rival
2017-12-20 08:09
Malaysia (tbh most people dont have nothing against them most of the time but can be easily baited with sensitive talks about 'culture stealing')
2017-12-20 08:22
China vs Turks (Search why Chinese ppl built The Great Wall)
2017-12-20 08:29
#259
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Liechtenstein (Ys) 
The Great Wall was built over centuries, not because the Tang were fighting the Turks. China nowadays is highly different from pre-Mao days. Not sure if that rivalry extends even barely today.
2017-12-20 13:44
Wasn't it supposed to be for the mongols?
2018-01-03 08:20
Jews
2017-12-20 09:01
Chile vs Bolívia
2017-12-20 13:23
#246
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Netherlands RincoB 
NL vs ES for a century.
2017-12-20 13:26
#263
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Brazil madreehzola 
it's more like Japan + South Korea vs. China + North Korea, but all of them are commercial partners
2017-12-20 15:21
#590
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Korea haruzi 
The only commercial partner of North Korea is China. Actually, if we talk about historical points, its Korea (no north, no south, only Korea) vs Japan. :)
2018-02-21 04:41
#268
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Poland Jancz1 
germany russia
2017-12-20 16:01
No german and russian culture have been connected closely since 800 years Ww2 was more like nacism vs communism (or hitler vs stalin) than a war between 2 countries
2018-01-03 00:00
retard?
2018-02-17 00:03
#309
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Germany Nuvock 
You are not an enemy for us. You were and still are our best 3some chicken dinner ;)
2018-01-03 00:02
ruski cyka
2017-12-20 22:10
French and English has been Allies but we still hate each other for many many reasons. Today, it's more our ennemy than germany
2017-12-21 09:50
#293
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-01-02 23:37
#381
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-01-07 06:57
#394
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-01-22 20:10
#396
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-02-16 23:37
#581
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-02-20 22:35
#591
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-02-24 01:25
#592
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-03-02 20:20
#593
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-03-19 17:30
#604
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-03-26 05:34
#619
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-03-28 00:25
#621
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-04-13 02:38
#622
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Brazil AN89 
bump
2018-04-26 21:29
#297
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Armenians, Arabic Peninsula entirely, UK
2018-01-02 23:47
#303
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Turkey Shanon 
Armenia is not worth to consider as a rival
2018-01-02 23:56
#305
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Actually they do, underestimating them brought us to the point where we could've lost more than estimated. factcheckarmenia.com/home/
2018-01-02 23:58
#312
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Syria revofora 
lol. you shitty racists. LETS READ ATSIZ TOGETHER AND LOSE OUR BRAIN.
2018-01-03 00:04
#310
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Syria revofora 
from Turkey. Turkish nationalism born aganist greeks. greeks are former rival of turkey. and armenians are rival too. but now, its mostly aganist kurds. anyway, turkey vs kurds turkey vs alevism turkey vs armenia turkey vs iran turkey vs syria (since 2011) if someone says you "usa, israel is biggest rivals of turkey." just smile to him/her. its a lie. turkey didnt even act like aganist usa and israel. its always in talk. never with politics. (somedays turkey act aganist israel ofc. cuz of turkey's islamic erdogan goverment. but they didnt break the relationship with israel.)
2018-01-03 00:02
Syria? Armenia? These are not historic nor rivals lul
2018-01-03 14:20
#364
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Syria revofora 
"armenians" or i can say like that: " christians". mostly in 1800's-1920's. syria. SINCE 2011
2018-01-03 15:12
Those dont count as rivals ffs
2018-01-04 15:18
#402
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Turkey xerbuf 
stfu terrorist syrian go save ur country muthafucker arab best arab are dead arab
2018-02-16 23:45
Armenia and Turkey aren't Rivals? LUL
2018-02-16 23:57
stop feeding at TPL plz ;)
2018-02-17 00:22
#311
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France Leskines 
England
2018-01-03 00:02
Russia and Germany
2018-01-03 00:04
#315
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France Seyo98 
france vs belgium vs canada
2018-01-03 00:30
#317
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France MrTasy 
France vs the whole Europe back in the 19th century
2018-01-03 00:34
#322
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United States Texas_nigga 
Germany vs Turkey
2018-01-03 04:22
#324
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Argentina ivanpb 
Argentina vs Argentina
2018-01-03 04:29
Turks
2018-01-03 08:19
Turks/Ottomans or the Habsburgs,i'd say
2018-01-03 13:11
#340
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Russia Jheneral 
Everyone
2018-01-03 13:11
#346
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
So true, so accurate
2018-01-03 13:23
#348
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Russia Jheneral 
Indeed.
2018-01-03 13:25
#349
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Ho well nope. You're in good terms with Al Assad Congratz
2018-01-03 13:26
#350
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Russia Jheneral 
Not for long. Russia is a bad nation.
2018-01-03 13:29
#347
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Prussian empire England Germany ISIS (not historical but... yeah, you know) Spain (a bit)
2018-01-03 13:24
#351
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France Matiyu 
england
2018-01-03 14:05
Depends on which period of history you are looking at. 400 years ago it was Austria but 100 years ago Austria were our allies. But it still is our historic rival with Russia and Iran.
2018-01-03 14:18
#516
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Germany Chris Walker 
Iran?
2018-02-17 23:46
im like wtf
2018-02-18 18:18
#566
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Germany Chris Walker 
Yeah idk lol
2018-02-18 18:30
#357
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Netherlands JeMoeder 
Netherlands v Spain
2018-01-03 14:50
#361
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Luxembourg RedSmoke 
Well probably no one (:
2018-01-03 15:04
#398
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
u stole our flag >:(
2018-02-16 23:39
Greece (Byzantine empire), Turks ( Ottoman Empire), Serbs, Britain (it was like 3 battles not an all out war) and a short war with Romania (no big result we ended up giving like 100km2 to them). A lot of wars and thats why everyone on the Balkans hates us
2018-01-03 15:12
#403
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Turkey xerbuf 
ur not a rival for Ottoman's Power
2018-02-16 23:46
LMAO erdogan y you respond to a month old comment
2018-02-17 18:55
#508
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Turkey xerbuf 
and?
2018-02-17 21:29
means you are a loser lol and gay im feeling thank you
2018-02-19 13:07
#369
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Canada TorontoSucks 
Probably USA because at the Olympics we get real mad when they score a goal in Hockey but we beat them often
2018-01-03 18:40
#371
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Brazil mkkA 
Brazil VS French ayrton senna vs alain prost sk vs g2
2018-01-03 20:13
sk vs g2 30% win rate
2018-01-04 18:28
#380
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Denmark Zorrondo 
The Switzerland of America hasn't rivals uwu
2018-01-04 23:07
who?
2018-01-07 07:29
#455
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Fucking weeb
2018-02-17 02:48
#382
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Europe martwica 
Serbia vs every country that doesnt take kosovo as a part of Serbia
2018-01-07 07:17
argentina vs whole southamerica
2018-01-07 07:26
#434
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Argentina YH!one 
No mate, we should be united with them, hence the MERCOSUR, Uruguay and Brazil are our main allies. "Si entre hermanos se pelean, los devoran los de afuera." Martín Fierro.
2018-02-17 00:30
kill yourself
2018-02-21 04:17
islam states in general.
2018-01-22 20:20
#399
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Spain G3CK0 
Spain vs France Spain vs UK Spain vs Portugal
2018-02-16 23:41
This
2018-02-17 23:50
#404
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Turkey xerbuf 
We have just a rival! traitors!
2018-02-16 23:46
I live in Michigan and our historical rival is Ohio. No seriously, we fought a war against them once.
2018-02-16 23:55
france was the playground and not rival of germany bro
2018-02-16 23:58
#422
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Argentina YH!one 
UK, USA and Israel are not only the enemies of Argentina, but the enemies of humanity.
2018-02-17 00:23
#454
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Why USA brother?
2018-02-17 02:47
#466
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Australia arbiter6784 
2018-02-17 02:55
Turkey vs Armenia Turkey vs Greece Turkey vs Saudi Arabia Turkey vs Russia Turkey vs Austria
2018-02-17 00:20
#430
twice | 
Korea Tzuyu 
netherlands vs any country that has black people in the golden age
2018-02-17 00:24
#431
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United States Texas_nigga 
Germany vs Syria Germany vs Turkey Germany vs France Turks are ok because they are helping us deal with these terrorist sewer rats that infiltrated our country but we don’t need anymore turks
2018-02-17 00:26
#432
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Hungary Rollie 
Hungary-Turkey(Ottoman Empire) Hungary-Austria Hungary-The whole HRE Hungary-The Checz Yeah, a lot xd
2018-02-17 00:26
czech??? not really tbh
2018-03-20 17:13
#603
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Hungary Rollie 
Maybe not rivals but we intervened in a lot of their conflicts and so did they
2018-03-20 22:01
#433
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
I guess France, Germany and Argentina
2018-02-17 00:28
#447
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Argentina roulettesoad 
2018-02-17 02:34
#481
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
Yeah and this is the best part gyazo.com/cdc6722788b0a2cf1209a1295822bc..
2018-02-17 13:18
#499
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Argentina roulettesoad 
but you lost all your territory, nice empire fail. and soon you will lose that too :)
2018-02-17 17:46
#500
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
yeah your empire was much better
2018-02-17 17:47
#501
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Argentina roulettesoad 
we are not pirates like you
2018-02-17 17:47
#502
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
We didn't start the Falklands shit
2018-02-17 18:22
#512
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Canada kthxy0 
calm down if France wanted they could have sent more Exocets and Super-Etendar to Argentinians and then ez Islas Malvinas for them
2018-02-17 23:43
gib gibraltar
2018-02-17 23:51
#528
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
lmao
2018-02-17 23:52
Portugal x Spain Sweden x Denmark
2018-02-17 00:50
Czechia vs world
2018-02-17 01:30
#452
TaZ | 
Poland DraggerPL 
Poland vs Russia and Germany. But always is time to drink some vodka with ruskies or to clean toilet or steal volkswagen in germany
2018-02-17 02:45
#453
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Brazil vs Argentina That's kinda harsh, we're sport rivals n stuff like that, not like USA and Russia that actually wanted to kill eachother. I think that our rivals are more like or either England or Chile. England for the invasions and Falklands/Malvinas Chile because of what happened during the 80's (prior to the war with England) that we almost went to a war against Chile, i can't remember if we just voted against it or if it was the pope who said "ye, stop that war thing". But i think we're cool with brazil, idk, you tell me.
2018-02-17 02:47
#503
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
Don't forget the Maradona fiasco
2018-02-17 18:24
#506
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Yeah, but in sports is different than real rivalries, like war n stuff, in sports we don't consider Chile our rivals at all.
2018-02-17 18:35
All Minecraft gamers!
2018-02-17 02:51
#464
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Australia arbiter6784 
Aus vs Japan - WW2. We were the first to defeat the Japanese on land in PNG. See the Battle of Milne Bay - Kokoda Campaign. While the wikipedia stats show allied forces outnumbered the Japanese by alot, the vast bulk (pretty much mostly american) forces arrived at the end of the Campaign and much of the Campaign the Australians were outnumbered by a few thousand and were mostly untrained militia until our professional army arrived and later in the closing stages the Americans. The battle had some of the harshest conditions in the pacific theatre. Aus vs New Zealand/UK - Mainly sporting rivalries. Not much else there really.
2018-02-17 02:54
#469
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Portugal lvr1 
Why is noone talking about Bosnia vs Croatia ?
2018-02-17 03:09
#473
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United Kingdom PreZise 
Our rivals, the enitre west and northern Europe, we beat them all of course. It all depends, rivals change over time, and in history We have had rivalries with so many countries. Most historic 1. France 2. Germany 3. Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands
2018-02-17 04:57
#514
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Canada kthxy0 
lol you beaten them all so much that you are now stuck in your shit weather island that is small af lel
2018-02-17 23:44
#572
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United Kingdom PreZise 
Yes everyone in England is 'stuck'...... I can't talk to idiots, sorry.
2018-02-19 02:44
#580
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Canada kthxy0 
Yes then stop talk
2018-02-19 13:40
#582
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United Kingdom PreZise 
Well i'm not talking to myself, i'm talking to you. Further proof you are one.
2018-02-20 22:48
#584
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Canada kthxy0 
ok ur scene is shit
2018-02-20 23:30
#474
tarik | 
Brazil Flepo 
Brazil vs Brazil Really.
2018-02-17 05:01
Not too much, we're good with everyone... but - Spain VS Portugal (a bit) (ugly bro) (sorry) - Spain VS France (a bit) (for sports) We have a very good relationship with Morocco, although in Spain (especially older people) there is a minority a bit racist, the same with the people of Latin America. In general, we have a good relationship with the rest of the world. Ibiza, tortilla, paella, flamenco, jamón and cheap drugs :)
2018-02-17 05:39
#483
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Hungary HunDaniel 
Hungary vs everybody
2018-02-17 16:21
#484
rain | 
Slovakia TrYx_ 
SVK x CZE SVK x CZE
2018-02-17 16:24
#485
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Spain Carbonizante 
Spain vs Spain. Feelsbadman.
2018-02-17 16:25
#488
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Icyzzz 
England?
2018-02-17 16:27
#527
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Canada kthxy0 
William Wallace > England
2018-02-17 23:52
#489
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Canada Zwizxd 
canada
2018-02-17 16:27
#526
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Canada kthxy0 
Canada vs Canada lol
2018-02-17 23:51
#557
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Canada Zwizxd 
quebec vs canada
2018-02-18 17:57
#570
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Canada kthxy0 
Oh yes didnt think about that one, call us if you need help we will help you for sure
2018-02-18 21:43
#571
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Canada Zwizxd 
ty cousin
2018-02-19 01:03
#490
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France TheArchitect 
We had a few fights with germans but now we're best friends <3 Our real rivals are english. In Rugby, military, culturally, ... They are the only country we want to nuke
2018-02-17 16:29
#504
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
Hehe, The feeling is mutual Well maybe not nuking lul
2018-02-17 18:25
#491
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Greece SmashTheFash 
I think tr but not sure Fyrom is shittier
2018-02-17 16:29
dexterity x keyd
2018-02-17 16:48
USA and UK used to be rivals, but we put aside our differences for the more important things in life: fucking Germany.
2018-02-17 17:03
#515
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Canada kthxy0 
hmm without Germany USA wouldnt be as powerful as it is today so you should thanks them a little bit :d
2018-02-17 23:45
#521
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Germany Chris Walker 
Not to mention many americans have german ancestry, more than from any other country. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/t..
2018-02-17 23:50
#536
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Argentina roulettesoad 
wow i didn't know this, nice data
2018-02-18 01:01
#505
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Norway SkaMathias 
Historical when it comes to wars: Denmark-Norway vs Sweden Today bc of sports: Norway vs Sweden
2018-02-17 18:25
#538
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Brazil AN89 
Which of the three countries was the most powerful?
2018-02-18 04:50
#534
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Pakistan HunteR3411 
Pakistan vs India
2018-02-18 00:14
Germany, Austria (when it was very big) and Russia
2018-02-18 14:43
Russians vs all (on real life & csgo)
2018-02-18 15:30
Serbia vs Croatia/Albanians/(Turkey) Turkey was in the past, not anymore.
2018-02-18 15:32
#548
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Turkey Kebapmaster 
Greece
2018-02-18 15:36
#561
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United States jay_320 
USA is kind of frenemies with the UK and Canada. I mean revolutionary war and all that. British came back and burned the capital in 1812 along with some canadians. Then the US became the greatest power the world's ever seen and everyone has been cool with us since then. At this point the only real rival for the US would be China. Russia is a dead country full of addiction and alcoholics desperate to regain it's former glory. It's greatest weapon? Facebook. Pathetic. China actually has some juice. And a crazy pet rabbit in NK that can cause US and it's allies in Asia all sorts of issues. Russia just has a giant outdated military and a pretty good facebook operation. To be quite honest Russia to me is like the most pathetic. They would gain so much and so would the world by bringing themselves into the fold but instead they've pouted like children since the cold war and slowly gone downhill.
2018-02-18 18:17
#564
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United States ARKTYC 
Romania vs all its neighbours lol
2018-02-18 18:19
Germanistan always lost vs THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION (and its previous versions which were even better) AKA THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD (if we are not considering any 1st world country obviously) eksdee no chance for dem
2018-02-18 18:22
#569
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Canada kthxy0 
Only win thanks to winter tho :D ez for winter
2018-02-18 21:41
Italy and USA
2018-02-19 09:15
#578
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Germany Bongskie 
Estonia - Faroe Islands Aaaaaand we lost vs some Island........
2018-02-19 11:04
#586
K1KA | 
Serbia AdiCs 
SERBIA v ALBANIA?
2018-02-20 23:40
Australia and New Zealand vs Asia
2018-02-21 04:20
not sure most of you guys get the topic of historical rival. for turkey it was Great Britain, Holy Roman empire, Russia, Poland and Persia was the rivals of the Ottoman empire. I dont think that we should count China as a rival it is too old and new turkey is not even close about culture, religion and race to the turkish countries back than who fought against China.
2018-03-19 18:13
dont need to talk about the rivals today i believe
2018-03-19 18:14
#597
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Brazil AN89 
Kurdish?
2018-03-20 16:51
"Historical" kurdish population cannot be considered as rival because they are just being threatning btw most of the kurds dont even care about the independence so i shouldnt be using "Kurdish population" but anyway
2018-03-20 17:02
Every single neighbor of ours
2018-03-20 17:08
The most fierce and longdrawn rivalry in Europe is probably the german-french rivalry. It has been going on for almost 1000 years. Back then it was the Frankish empire all together, which eventually of course split up. 500 years later the Franks and the Habsburger would then fight in several wars. The rivalry continued with many wars over territories and land, up until the 1st world war, when Germany finally got beaten in an all-out world war. However the Nazis would rise and completely overwhelm the French within 4 weeks in WW2. We all know how WW2 ended. Since then the french - german rivalry has officially ended and its an ongoing development of friendship between the 2 states, arguably the 2 most influential states in modern Europe and the european Union. Still though there is alot of traditional rivalry among the population of both countrys, it seems as though the germans dont like the french too much and the same counts for the other way around.
2018-03-20 17:13
#616
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Brazil AN89 
Thanks for sharing
2018-03-26 16:40
USA vs Britain USA vs Cuba USA vs Russia USA vs Vietnam USA vs Korea USA vs Japan
2018-03-26 05:38
#607
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United States Scvboy1 
UK - ally Cuba - not a threat since the 60's Russia - legit rival Vietnam- never a rival just had one war Korea - I assume you mean North, and not a rival, just a bratty leader Japan - Ally
2018-03-26 06:33
Historical rivals
2018-03-27 01:33
#606
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United States Scvboy1 
USA has a lot but the more friendly ones are UK and Canada. The more serious one is Russia.
2018-03-26 06:30
#614
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
Lmao we had problems with all our neighbors. Even Latvia tried to invade us we were like really nigga. Belarus is the chillest historically considering this countries history or rather lack of.
2018-03-26 16:35
#617
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Poland FTSinho 
Poland vs Germany F<T-S
2018-03-26 16:40
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