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small stuff to gift my gf
Germany mikeeyyy 
last year when i was getting in relationship with my gf i was talked into making her some advent calender (idk if its the right word, whatever i gift her a small thing everyday till christmas) whatever i got like 16 things now but i need 8 more. can anyone help me? no sexual stuff
2017-12-12 21:30
it would help if you write that 16 things, so we dont have to guess which you already got
2017-12-12 21:31
+1
2017-12-12 21:32
wanted too but its hard to translate some whatever i try to do it anyways. 5x gift cards for personal stuff 2x cookies 2x some spray she needed 1x book 1x pocket warmer 2x leg bandages as she needs it for gym 2x gum cuz she said she wanted some 1x some hair stuff
2017-12-12 21:34
#37
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
gum?? Did u buy her a chewing gum as a present?
2017-12-12 21:57
#42
RpK | 
Iceland pumtac 
Thats hot :-)
2017-12-12 21:59
yes because she asked for it
2017-12-12 22:01
#52
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
Then I guess its not that hard to think of something Maybe cosmetics/wallet/stuff like that
2017-12-12 22:14
2x gum holy shit
2017-12-12 22:01
its 2 big packages so its more like 6 actually. whatever she wants it for gym
2017-12-12 22:02
u mean cum?
2017-12-12 23:13
she doesnt like cum
2017-12-12 23:13
bad girl, you should leave her, spitters are quitters
2017-12-12 23:13
#105
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Czech Republic WhyAmIHere 
thats not really safe, what if she chokes on it?
2017-12-12 23:13
i wanted to help, but its too hard for me... im so uncreative human, but i think you will somehow save it. gl man
2017-12-12 22:39
#85
Happy | 
France GAITS 
Buy some tiny jewellery (but avoid plastic, and also avoid rings unless you want her to think you gonna propose). Earrings and bracelets is great
2017-12-12 23:01
#122
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Ukraine CISfan[Guy] 
Add few cookies
2017-12-12 23:35
#3
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Israel BingoBango 
the holy bible
2017-12-12 21:32
Your dick
2017-12-12 21:32
+1
2017-12-12 22:33
#120
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Czech Republic Jurys 
i only entered this thread to comment this, but as i see i wasn´t the only one
2017-12-12 23:28
dildo
2017-12-12 21:34
#7
EAZY | 
Czech Republic baylife 
anal plug
2017-12-12 21:35
Lockerboy knows
2017-12-13 06:35
You don't have a gf mikey
2017-12-12 21:35
Not everyone is Minecrafter kid like you
2017-12-13 06:35
Oh you'd wish nerd
2017-12-13 07:02
small dick in her vagena
2017-12-12 21:36
#10
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
a picture of me (pm for details) she will leave u but appreciate the gift 100% guarantee or money back
2017-12-12 21:36
how did i already know u a danish without looking at your flag?
2017-12-12 21:42
#19
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
cause u know only a picture of a dane will make her run away from u as fast as she can, knowing theres someone better for her? tell her she can come on over in beginning of january if she does anal i can pick her up in berlin
2017-12-12 21:48
danish guys are so funny xD as soon as you open your mouth and sound like ur chewing a dick she would run away already. (might already run when she sees u potato farmer)
2017-12-12 21:50
#27
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
send me her pic in PM and ill rate her (u can black out her eyes/face)
2017-12-12 21:51
"rate her" "black out her eyes/face" how are you supposed to rate her then? she got a 9/10 body i'd say
2017-12-12 21:52
#33
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
well for her privacy, i dont want u to make her mad or ask u send me her so i can find her lol lemme see, I'll be honest in the rate
2017-12-12 21:54
#51
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
dont send me nudes bro just any pic and gg
2017-12-12 22:12
#61
EAZY | 
Czech Republic baylife 
dont do it s0denone is a fucking creep
2017-12-12 22:33
i wont do it after it my gf is all over hltv
2017-12-12 22:34
#77
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
you have my word I will not post her anywhere or to anyone u can ask her from me if its ok, and if she wants pic, i can send
2017-12-12 22:53
holy fuck u are cringey
2017-12-12 22:54
#82
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
dw i can luv ur gurl
2017-12-12 22:55
if you are the same to real girls i don't see a good future to u m8
2017-12-12 22:56
#89
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
? im already married tho
2017-12-12 23:04
thats sad to be this cocky at ur age then
2017-12-12 23:06
#97
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
I'm married to ur girlfriend sorry to break it to ya, but shes leaving and going on roadtrip across USA with me
2017-12-12 23:08
#124
EAZY | 
Czech Republic baylife 
U wish nerd
2017-12-13 04:13
#57
EAZY | 
Czech Republic baylife 
nt ugly nerd
2017-12-12 22:32
sweets are always good.
2017-12-12 21:37
the problem is that she can't eat any sugar cuz of allergies/gym/sensitive skin and told me not to get anything to eat
2017-12-12 21:44
#93
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Germany Hamsterdam25 
AND U GOT COOKIES ANYWAY
2017-12-12 23:06
vollkorn und ohne schoko brudi
2017-12-12 23:07
#98
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Germany Hamsterdam25 
wer isst denn sowas?
2017-12-12 23:08
wer isst denn normale butter kekse? is eig das selbe nur vollkorn. sind nichtmal so schlecht
2017-12-12 23:08
#13
Xyp9x | 
Romania Old_Guy 
Add some chocolate on that list + idk if this counts as small, but I once got a cartoony drawing of 2 minions on glass, maybe get her something like that with you and her instead and a cute message?
2017-12-12 21:43
the problem is that she can't eat any sugar cuz of allergies/gym/sensitive skin and told me not to get anything to eat
2017-12-12 21:46
#16
Xyp9x | 
Romania Old_Guy 
Oh well fuck, but what about the cute picture idea?
2017-12-12 21:46
well we got a book together she made for me on our 1 year anniversary with a lot of pics of us so we kinda already got many. also wrote her a letter forgot to mention it
2017-12-12 21:48
#22
Xyp9x | 
Romania Old_Guy 
Oh I was thinking of something hand-drawn, cartoony and painted on glass, those things always look cute
2017-12-12 21:49
sounds like a good idea actually, shame i only got like 4-5 days :/
2017-12-12 21:52
#34
Xyp9x | 
Romania Old_Guy 
Well better hurry up then and why only 4 days? There's a lot more than that until Xmas
2017-12-12 21:54
because i dont have any presents for in 4 days to christmas
2017-12-12 21:59
#43
Xyp9x | 
Romania Old_Guy 
Ah I wish you good luck with that, dude, hope it turns out well for ya 2
2017-12-12 22:00
Your right hand =/= Girlfriend
2017-12-12 21:47
#20
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Israel BingoBango 
make sure she aint using you my dude
2017-12-12 21:48
she doesn't lol. she could have a guy with money/car etc. i don't have either its just small things
2017-12-12 21:49
#26
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Israel BingoBango 
alirght man, glad you guys are happy together, gl and happy holidays bro
2017-12-12 21:51
thanks same for u man
2017-12-12 21:51
lockerboy picture is Always a great gift
2017-12-12 21:49
already gave for birthday
2017-12-12 21:50
#28
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Argentina ivanpb 
Your dick
2017-12-12 21:51
#32
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Lithuania Ntelio 
Makeup or smth like this. Shower thinks and etc.
2017-12-12 21:53
gift some csgo skins. forest leaves, sand dune, safari mesh etc
2017-12-12 21:55
#38
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
:DDDDDDDDDDD
2017-12-12 21:58
+1
2017-12-13 06:36
Be smart and make smth on your own. Don’t even ask people what. Ex. I made for my girlfriend heart and date of our anniversary using nails stuck in a desk and red thread to wrap around it. Sick effect but she burned it at all :))
2017-12-12 21:55
the problem is i already made 6-7 things that are personal and own made but still need 8 more
2017-12-12 21:59
Bratwurst i.e your dick!!!
2017-12-12 21:59
she gets that as often as she wants anyways
2017-12-12 22:01
Write her a short poem :D
2017-12-12 22:04
ugly sweeter/flowers/small pendant with ur name fe/mug/pillow/ give her ur time-take her for a dinner,cinema etc/book/hair clip/bow gl
2017-12-12 22:05
you can get a decent promise ring for around €10 probably
2017-12-12 22:09
#53
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Germany lokkje 
kiste bier
2017-12-12 22:15
Maybe some silver jewellery (it's not that costy) Pillow or some kind of plushentiere for her. You can also buy tickets to cinema for both of you as a gift :p Maybe CD with her favorite band or smthing like this..
2017-12-12 22:19
Paper bag, every one likes sex toys.
2017-12-12 22:28
#56
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Sweden Revil0csgo 
Your dick, its pretty small xD
2017-12-12 22:30
18 cm actually
2017-12-12 22:32
#73
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Canada _Dark__ 
=7.2inch not bad but still could be better
2017-12-12 22:49
Make her not imaginary
2017-12-12 22:32
love how everyone thinks its troll cuz having a gf is something so special for you virgins :D
2017-12-12 22:34
Now for real, buy her: Pornhub PREMIUM, give her a good night(if you know what I mean). Go to a cinema with her, Buy her a santa hat, Some good alcohol(preferably good wine), Make your living room special(use your imagination) and I just ran out of ideas
2017-12-12 22:38
just put paper bag on her and fuck her at the alley (preferably dark alley)
2017-12-12 23:15
love how everyone who got laid first time thinks it so special so he creates stupid threads about gifts and relationships like someone really cares about your tiny winy on a comp game forum
2017-12-13 11:12
i dont even want to show that i got a gf hahahah i don't give a shit. i literally still need 7-8 presents
2017-12-13 12:43
oh kk, but as i said the csgo forum isnt best place for this kind of questions. gift finders such as amazon.com/gp/gift-finder could help. most of these gifts seem so stupid so noone here could advice them, but you can choose something. i mean, no one will advice an avocado cookbook and death star beach ball cuz its stupid, but who knows, maybe as her bf you could say that she loves star wars, beach volleyball and avocados. Also get outside (not for BMX) and find any gift store. Even if you won't buy anything there, you will get few ideas anyway. And don't try to present something useful, you have it already in your list.
2017-12-13 13:18
Kamasutra book
2017-12-12 22:34
#64
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Germany L4Ndo 
your penis
2017-12-12 22:34
Give her goalkeeper gloves When she opens it she says wtf ??? Then you respond because you are a keeper Guarantee sex brother
2017-12-12 22:37
Savage
2017-12-12 22:41
lol I like your style :D
2017-12-12 22:43
If only this was original.
2017-12-12 22:49
#68
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Spain VIKTORAL 
Give her something normal until the 23rd, like cosmetics, a cool pen (if she's studying), a phone case, a hand-made love card, a perfume, a souvenir (like a 2-part heart puzzle, that if u join both parts u get a whole heart (its not expensive, probably 5 euros) ), and then the 24th give her a big thing, like netflix, a beautiful ring, a handmade love sign , a day at a spa, etc Hope it helped you :)
2017-12-12 22:38
#75
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Canada _Dark__ 
A pair of those exercise-grade earbuds would work (assuming good sound quality) since you said she goes to the gym
2017-12-12 22:50
get her gingerbread man earrings they cheap and girls think they're cute af
2017-12-12 22:51
Oh now i want a gingerbread man
2017-12-12 22:55
#78
suNny | 
Vietnam Oida 
your penis hahahahhahahahah (becaus small stuff hehehehe) +1 if yuo laugh !!! Dont forget to subscrib!
2017-12-12 22:54
#80
s1mple | 
Finland Salli 
The more time you put into your present more special it gets. I don't know what are you good at, but I would suggest making something by hand and really put effort into it. All the better if its gonna see some use too, whatever the purpose. Everyone can just go to a market or online and buy some boring shit. You could spend time searching for something really hard to get, that she really likes or has some kind of emotional value for her. I don't know her, but if you could really suprise her and make her wonder where the hell did you get that, I think it would be a great present. You could also ask people like her parents or friends do they know about some items that she lost or liked really much growing up. A holiday somewhere would most likely be well received. If money is tight I would suggest going somewhere that would be 100% hit with her and be certain about it. All in all, I think really the most important thing is to show that you care.
2017-12-12 22:58
thanks man. well im looking for smth like this but rly cant think about anything i can make my own or get for her. im kinda uncreative :/ also holiday is already planned for february
2017-12-12 23:05
give her a blowjob
2017-12-12 22:57
Must try this one with my wife. 16 presents, start off with the small things like a new car, holiday, season ticket at old trafford, new pc maybe, im sure i can think of a few other things lol! Serious though, is this her xmas present or just for starters? She has her head screwed on, a lady who knows what she wants lol
2017-12-12 23:03
i thought that i give 23 smaller presents like the ones listed above and then a slightly (20-30€) one for 24th
2017-12-12 23:04
I'm sure there is something she want's, have you any sisters or mum could help choose something, the answers you'll get in here will not be helpful at all.
2017-12-12 23:05
p.s What she really wants is a ring on her finger on the 24th day.. Don't disappoint us all!
2017-12-12 23:04
#92
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
a cock ring get bigger and stronger erections today if u a real g like me, u get 1 with attached vibrator on the top, so when u go balls deep u tickling her clit bitches go crazy
2017-12-12 23:06
I'll take your word for it mate, i haven't needed any additional toys to pleasure my partners!
2017-12-12 23:07
#100
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
m8 u dont know how big and veiny ur cock cn be with a cock ring lol i thought it wad bullshit but when I use it, i cant even wear my regular condom cause its way too tiht lol
2017-12-12 23:09
fuck, forgot to hit reply to your comment, read #101 lol
2017-12-12 23:11
#107
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
im not kidding man, cock ring is real, u will not believe, and the attached vibrator on mine makes em go mad easy thing to spicy up with is self-sticky kink tape, too. it only sticks on itself and u can do whatever with it cause of that... tie wrists, do a blindfold, etc., cause it will never rip hair or cause pain. u need scissors ready to cut tho, cause it cant be ripped
2017-12-12 23:15
lol i've had a few beers and im sitting laughing at myself in the office at home, hope no one asks why
2017-12-12 23:15
#110
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
ayy man it aint all games :-D
2017-12-12 23:16
#113
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
also u shud no if u use cock ring, first few times, esp. if u wear during intense sex or just 15-20m+ that u can burst tiny veins in tip of ur dick, causing little red dots to appear. they take a few days to go away, but look like early stage herpes, so pretty scary lol
2017-12-12 23:19
Right.. that's detailed info, but i'll keep it in mind, just in-case ya know lol
2017-12-12 23:20
#116
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
just sayin i had to delay meeting a hookup from tinder cause it looked real bad haha really tho, its great experience imo. everything heightened and tightened... ur cock so big and hard u feel its gonna explode have fun and give the missus my regards lol
2017-12-12 23:23
lol, i'll be sure to name it s0denone, you deserve it mate
2017-12-12 23:24
#118
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
u calling me a prick bruv hahaha
2017-12-12 23:25
haha definitely not mate
2017-12-12 23:26
#121
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
cheers enjoy your evening man
2017-12-12 23:28
You are a virgin mate stop it
2017-12-13 04:17
#139
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
csb
2017-12-13 13:11
You can kys
2017-12-13 13:24
#142
KK | 
Denmark s0denone 
thx bruv ;>
2017-12-13 13:40
lol, didnt expect to be having this convo with someone on hltv, but yeah..erm the missus has mentioned a few times about spicing it up, am i boring for saying no? lol
2017-12-12 23:11
Put hot spice on your dick and get in dry mate
2017-12-13 04:17
#111
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United States Degree|CSGO 
Get her a JUUL
2017-12-12 23:17
What the hell, is that basically an e-cig that your plug into USB? i'm confused but want one!
2017-12-12 23:19
your small dick
2017-12-12 23:20
its big
2017-12-13 00:41
24 condoms so she can fuck other men
2017-12-13 07:03
#134
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Brazil Neegger 
He said small thing
2017-12-13 11:13
#132
EAZY | 
Czech Republic baylife 
lockergod pic so her pussy is wet 24/7
2017-12-13 07:03
ur dick
2017-12-13 11:14
#136
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World spaaace 
a beard care kit
2017-12-13 11:30
#137
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Finland Lehtori 
a real man
2017-12-13 11:32
#143
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Poland Feym 
KYS XDDD
2017-12-13 13:46
ak redline
2017-12-13 13:50
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