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virginity?
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Sweden shortie 
how did you guys lose it? my story is pretty fucked up
2017-12-18 17:09
#1
Pakistan basim 
tell me your story
2017-12-18 17:10
#8
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Sweden shortie 
it was under school time in a school bathroom x)
2017-12-18 17:12
#25
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Sweden extra_cheese 
#metoo
2017-12-18 17:21
LOL
2018-01-13 10:10
Omg, they raped you
2017-12-18 17:47
#186
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Finland sakumaybE 
you raped him* look your flag fag
2017-12-19 11:04
#216
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Armenia gr1nch 
loooool
2017-12-19 12:49
#220
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Finland sakumaybE 
and you were in too look at your flag another fag
2017-12-19 15:02
+1
2018-01-13 09:45
#52
Netherlands cock 
was it painful taking it up the ass?
2017-12-18 18:04
im sorry dude rape is fucked up
2017-12-18 18:54
#151
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
FeelsBadMan hope you recovered well from taking it up the ass
2017-12-19 02:25
#152
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
FeelsBadMan hope you recovered well from taking it in the ass
2017-12-19 02:25
#174
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Denmark RandomDane 
I was holding lanparty with some of my friends, and my gf at the time asked if she could come by, they were okay with it. So we did it at the night. :)
2017-12-19 10:02
#201
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Denmark frix00 
the real danish way xD
2017-12-19 12:17
#202
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Denmark RandomDane 
haha maybe. :D
2017-12-19 12:18
#228
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Denmark frix00 
allways hope she was not a screamer xD
2017-12-19 15:12
#238
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Denmark RandomDane 
I actually can't remember that. xD
2017-12-19 16:04
#268
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Denmark frix00 
hehehe xD
2017-12-20 08:54
Did he at least give you good grades afterwards?
2017-12-19 10:51
#197
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Bulgaria p1mpiN 
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
2017-12-19 12:12
expected this comment, gj
2017-12-19 12:38
Was obvious :D! Could not resist.
2017-12-19 13:33
+1
2017-12-19 15:24
xd not expected from a mod
2017-12-19 15:08
owner*
2017-12-19 15:50
PogChamp
2017-12-19 19:53
reported
2017-12-19 22:25
#307
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Finland ginbay 
Realistic not like the others here the dane one was bad.
2018-01-13 18:00
#256
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World ///fuck 
>bathroom >school >sweden Rape 100%
2017-12-19 22:26
FeelsBadMan hope you recovered well from taking it in the ass
2018-01-13 09:46
#3
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
i did not im a 20 year old virging lul i had anal but dunno if it counts
2017-12-18 17:10
#6
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Brazil 74CO 
It hurt alot?
2017-12-18 17:11
#9
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
i fucked her im not into kinky shit haha
2017-12-18 17:12
#19
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Brazil 74CO 
XDDD
2017-12-18 17:20
expected from japan
2017-12-18 17:57
#60
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
wher is my car??? expected from poland
2017-12-18 18:21
where is my live? expected from japan
2017-12-18 18:32
#62
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
wher is my english teacher? expected from poland
2017-12-18 18:34
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EF_English_Profici.. rekt 11. Poland - 62.07 - High Proficiency ... 31. Nigeria - 54.74 - Moderate Proficiency ... 37. Japan - 52.34 - Low Proficiency kys
2017-12-18 18:38
#85
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France Ghoul98 
well done my indonesian friend
2017-12-18 18:57
#90
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
im fakeflaging weeaboo german
2017-12-18 19:07
okay then
2017-12-18 19:12
south africa 8th /? ffs?
2017-12-19 11:17
SA was English colony so its not so surprising
2017-12-19 12:03
That's just embarrassing
2017-12-20 09:02
everybody in nigeria knows london
2017-12-18 19:35
numbah wan
2017-12-19 12:40
you know that most african countries usually speak english right? (too many different languages and dialects) they barely use their own languages
2018-01-13 09:47
so why uk and usa are not even top10
2018-01-13 16:03
#100
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Brazil 74CO 
I love Japanese humor, always so deadly and silly.
2017-12-18 19:13
#106
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
arigato
2017-12-18 19:16
#109
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Brazil 74CO 
Radimemashite
2017-12-18 19:20
Spasibo
2018-01-13 09:54
#281
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Brazil 74CO 
Odaidiní
2018-01-13 10:06
Blagodary
2018-01-13 10:07
#283
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Brazil 74CO 
Blagodarya is the correct word
2018-01-13 10:07
No, blagodary=thanks, blagodarya=thanks to
2018-01-13 10:08
#286
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Brazil 74CO 
oh sorry my friend
2018-01-13 10:09
nvm
2018-01-13 10:09
is it true that japanese girls prefer anal??
2017-12-18 18:56
#91
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
not more than any other girls Have a very anal day -Veryanalguy
2017-12-18 19:08
#96
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Brazil cabocl0 
yes, cause jap boys have small penis.
2017-12-18 19:12
makes a lot of sense actually
2017-12-18 19:13
Hory shet he broke the code
2017-12-19 10:40
#284
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Brazil 74CO 
eu prefiro, so marcar
2018-01-13 10:08
#4
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Denmark Pops_OG 
I didnt lol
2017-12-18 17:10
17 actually a pretty normal story, I just lost it with gf JK I lost it with ur mom xdddd
2017-12-18 17:11
haha not funny...
2017-12-18 17:20
Losing it with ur mom was xdd
2017-12-18 17:41
nice ur so funny... I think u are the guy who got no friends excepted ur imaginary friends, I feel bad for you
2017-12-18 17:43
#65
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
#imaginraylivesmatter
2017-12-18 18:35
I have many friends, we are all clients of ur mom xddddd
2017-12-18 21:16
#70
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Malaysia byaIi 
u was kid and u had sex ? maybe i have chance too
2017-12-18 18:44
Yes the priest of my church gave me some candies when I was 6 and then took me in his basement and raped me
2017-12-18 21:16
not funny
2018-01-13 15:42
yeah it wasnt. ive been traumatised for my entire childhood
2018-01-13 17:50
IT humour
2017-12-19 15:23
#7
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India Ghandii2 
still looking for a girl who likes a 247lbs ginger
2017-12-18 17:11
#30
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Sweden naturen 
you use lbs in Ireland?
2017-12-18 17:25
247kg xddd
2017-12-18 18:57
#101
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Brazil cabocl0 
just losers countries use this measure.
2017-12-18 19:13
not loser, retard countries
2017-12-18 19:49
#164
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Lithuania YungDavid 
+1
2017-12-19 03:06
#10
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North America pSilent 
Never lost it, not because I couldn’t, but because I have no desire to lose it. I’d rather be on HLTV or break my PS4 controller trying to beat Defiled Amygdala in Bloodborne than go out to parties and bang some random chicks.
2017-12-18 17:13
#11
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Sweden shortie 
:D
2017-12-18 17:14
#13
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North America pSilent 
As a college student you’d think I’d be all about that party life, but nah, I’m still just chillin’. I seriously can’t beat this boss man. I’m convinced it’s impossible.
2017-12-18 17:15
#14
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Sweden shortie 
your choice man
2017-12-18 17:16
#16
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Sweden kraken108 
git gud
2017-12-18 17:17
#21
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North America pSilent 
I tried. This piece of shit tears off his limbs at 30% and spams 1-hit KO magic attacks that cover 5 football fields. Doesn’t help that he has more health than everything else in the game combined.
2017-12-18 17:21
#63
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Netherlands Therealtydaa 
LOL try demon souls bitch
2017-12-18 18:35
#88
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North America pSilent 
Demon Souls was easy. Only hard boss for me was False King and Tower Knight because I had no clue what to do.
2017-12-18 19:03
#128
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Sweden kraken108 
You should try DS3
2017-12-18 20:16
#133
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North America pSilent 
Already did. It was the easiest of the soulsborne games. All you had to do was dodge through enemy attacks, they virtually had the same timing every time (Gael, Dragonslayer Armour, Nameless King and bosses like them suffered from this) Bloodborne was way harder to me, and had some of my toughest fights (Loran Darkbeast, Defiled Amygdala, Ludwig, Laurence, Ebrietas and Amelia) in the series.
2017-12-18 22:06
+10k ds3 is only about spamming roll at the right moments. only the speedruns are entertaining
2017-12-19 12:41
NT try, you're ugly
2017-12-18 17:46
u just admitted that u're ugly
2017-12-18 18:08
Never denied it but making excuses not to admit the fact is pathetic
2017-12-19 02:17
no, what's pathetic is calling someone ugly behind ur monitor for no reason
2017-12-19 02:49
nt try, you're ugly too!
2017-12-19 09:43
nice projecting. you must have low self-esteem
2017-12-19 15:10
another ugly stranger! Welcome to the club youtube.com/watch?v=ZaflNU45bVY
2017-12-19 16:17
im handsome, nt tho
2017-12-19 19:48
pics or didnt happen
2017-12-20 00:07
here u go tinyurl.com/ybu7r59e
2017-12-20 00:08
oldie but goldie
2017-12-20 00:10
2017-12-20 00:13
nt try, i started masturbating furiously
2017-12-20 00:29
#93
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Portugal downas 
2017-12-18 19:09
#102
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Brazil cabocl0 
+1 sex is overrated
2017-12-18 19:14
Its better than sitting in a dorm room playing bloodborn by yourself ill tell you that
2017-12-18 20:33
+1
2017-12-19 15:10
i sex my dog patrick denino
2017-12-18 17:15
#15
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Sweden shortie 
OMEGALUL
2017-12-18 17:16
#23
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Brazil 74CO 
poor dog, I hope he has not got mental illness :)
2017-12-18 17:21
#71
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Malaysia byaIi 
in usa sex with animals is crime
2017-12-18 18:45
#79
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Brazil 74CO 
After the guy died for the horse's penis ... I remember this video! s2.glbimg.com/sw_sziSw928psf6Ppq3d_YEnfK..
2017-12-18 18:53
#195
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Portugal nocturn_ 
i arent click that
2017-12-19 12:09
#253
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Brazil 74CO 
uhum ;))))))
2017-12-19 22:21
#17
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Moldova vladimirtrump 
Lost to a 29 yo woman when I was 14. Interpret it however you like it, I liked it. It was child molestation. It was god damn great
2017-12-18 17:19
wtf 29 lol
2017-12-18 17:21
#24
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Sweden shortie 
lUL
2017-12-18 17:21
#27
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Sweden shortie 
wait, how the fuck did you meet her? and how did you manage to fuck her? LMFAO
2017-12-18 17:22
#39
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Moldova vladimirtrump 
She was the cashier at the local multipurpose store (only 1 within miles. I used to live countryside). I did nothing man. She took pity on me. I was sad as a little 14 yo boy who was almost crying eating ice cream in front of her telling her my story. She started listening to me. Took some interest in me. Took pity on me. Asked me what happened between me and my grilfriend. I told her. Then she took me out back in her warehouse. Popped me. It was quick from what I can recall. And that's the story.
2017-12-18 17:54
#51
Netherlands cock 
hahah, ur a fucking legend mate
2017-12-18 18:03
#64
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Netherlands Therealtydaa 
hahahahah
2017-12-18 18:35
#276
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Russia senzb0b 
LMAO DUDE XDDDDD
2018-01-13 09:43
#291
tabseN | 
Germany Reell 
is ur flag fakeflag or is it really ethiopian story?
2018-01-13 10:52
fake flag. Story from moldova
2018-01-13 14:53
#295
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Germany Reell 
ok well I mean ice cream ... xD
2018-01-13 15:20
#298
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Argentina MAXEE|SDM 
dude u r a m a z i n g
2018-01-13 15:44
yeah Im very curious xD where did u meet her ?
2017-12-18 17:23
#41
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Moldova vladimirtrump 
I bought Ice Cream from her
2017-12-18 17:54
wtf hahahahha
2017-12-18 19:04
On the beach on holiday in Greece. Make sure to bing a big towel or blanket. Sand is not appreciated in some places...
2017-12-18 17:19
#26
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Sweden shortie 
x)
2017-12-18 17:21
#73
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Malaysia byaIi 
it hurts
2017-12-18 18:47
#28
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Estonia TEP_KOK 
lost it to my Washington language teacher when i was 12 she was 39, it happened after a schoolday in the class. feelsokayman.jpg
2017-12-18 17:22
I lost it with my boyfriend 2 months ago
2017-12-18 17:44
Gay
2017-12-18 17:47
expected from device's fan
2017-12-18 17:59
#50
Netherlands cock 
fyi it was with device
2017-12-18 18:03
I not fan from device maybe look username
2017-12-18 18:47
ohh was it 'trashzera' last time?
2017-12-18 18:49
Trashzera still exists he opens like 2 suicide threaths everyday
2017-12-18 18:56
oh that sad i hope he will get better soon
2017-12-18 19:00
no progress with my life, this will be saddest christmas, alone like rat in hole
2017-12-18 19:59
#143
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Other ZmajOli 
you are not alone my friend
2017-12-18 23:22
#40
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Poland HooDlesxd 
ur mom
2017-12-18 17:54
#47
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Europe kennyBeast 
Party when i was 16, couldnt get it on with my crush, so went for her friend instead.
2017-12-18 18:00
#69
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Portugal nocturn_ 
WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND AHAHAHAHAHAH
2017-12-18 18:42
+1 great story
2017-12-19 09:46
#48
Netherlands cock 
couldve fucked at a party but a mate fucked me over by screaming at the boys that i was in the toilet with the girl. first time was with a nympho girl that just jumped on that shit and rode me home in her parents bed lmao
2017-12-18 18:02
cock
2018-01-13 10:12
never had it cant afford it :(
2017-12-18 18:07
i went to a bar and ~28 year old mother of 4 children and a dog decided she wants to suck my dick and then she did, and some. btw she was 10/10 for a mother
2017-12-18 18:11
#75
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Malaysia byaIi 
the childrens was happy too
2017-12-18 18:48
they were at their dad's place
2017-12-18 19:38
#56
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Iceland xijmplr 
21, never will lose cuz -iwnl-
2017-12-18 18:11
#108
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Europe jam1e^ 
LUL
2017-12-18 19:16
LUL
2017-12-19 12:10
LUL
2017-12-19 16:10
#59
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Romania SkipLD 
I'm afraid I'm going to be kicked from the HLTV community if I lose it. What to do?
2017-12-18 18:16
#66
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Netherlands Therealtydaa 
yh same
2017-12-18 18:36
I got IP banned for admitting that I lost my virginity once
2017-12-19 09:48
damn ur kinda special if u can lose virginity more than once
2018-01-13 09:28
+1
2017-12-19 12:42
I had sex, that's how it happened.
2017-12-18 18:40
funniest person on earth award goes to you
2017-12-18 19:39
Still virgin cuz I'm still afraid of the black hole.
2017-12-18 18:45
#77
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Malaysia byaIi 
you came from a black hole is nothing to be afraid at
2017-12-18 18:49
that is the problem... I was born by caesarean section
2017-12-19 01:25
Underrated comment
2017-12-19 01:36
Drunken night with a girl from school at a party, when i was 15. Can barely even remember much
2017-12-18 18:54
#115
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Portugal nocturn_ 
wait, > British > Drunk when 15 pick one
2017-12-18 19:39
I'm probably a hell of a lot older than you are, i was out playing in the streets before PCs were a household thing
2017-12-18 19:41
#119
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Portugal nocturn_ 
Same here man, the question is. How did we end up on hltv?
2017-12-18 19:48
God only knows, i registered a couple of years ago and never bothered with the forums until about a month ago, sorry i did lol I come on every now and again and read the biggest pile of crap and mostly laugh lol
2017-12-18 19:49
#123
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Portugal nocturn_ 
ik lmao, this baiting thing is pretty fun
2017-12-18 19:50
WTF, when i was 15 i had been drunk numerous times and pretty much didnt know anyone that hadn't been drunk by that age
2017-12-18 22:18
#140
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Portugal nocturn_ 
"I did xanax when I was 15" Lil Xan - 2017
2017-12-18 23:16
Lil Xan tried it when he was 15? I know someone who tried it, got addicted to it, and allegedly sobered up.. and he's 15. I honestly can't imagine trying Xanax at such a young age, let alone becoming and recovering as an addict all by the age of 15. That's about as fucked up as some other person I know who started smoking cigarettes in 5th grade (ages 10-11).
2017-12-19 09:56
#189
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Portugal nocturn_ 
I know people who smoke and they are 12 lmao
2017-12-19 11:55
#83
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Latvia ProfileName69 
Does public masturbation counts as sex? Just asking ;/
2017-12-18 18:56
of course
2017-12-19 10:25
#98
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Europe TheWiber 
9/10 people enjoy gangbang. I was the one that didnt't...
2017-12-18 19:13
so it was a rape?
2017-12-19 10:25
#208
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Switzerland hey_b0ss 
yes
2017-12-19 12:42
#98
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Europe TheWiber 
9/10 people enjoy gangbang. I was the one that didnt't...
2017-12-18 19:13
so it was a rape?
2017-12-19 10:25
#209
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Switzerland hey_b0ss 
yes
2017-12-19 12:42
#104
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Brazil 74CO 
It was when I was a child, it was pure savagery
2017-12-18 19:14
#303
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France Underbre 
nt 74CO
2018-01-13 17:22
#111
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Sweden cute! 
xd
2017-12-18 19:27
#118
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France MrTasy 
tfw you're still a virgin and you dont think that you're gonna do it with a girl a day FeelsBadMan
2017-12-18 19:47
you mean you think you will do it with a boy?
2017-12-18 20:02
#129
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France MrTasy 
nah, since 2d girls aren't real i wont be able to have sex unfortunately
2017-12-18 20:18
#252
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Europe kennyBeast 
If it really bothers you, just hire a prostitute.
2017-12-19 20:04
#267
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France MrTasy 
and get aids ? No thanks
2017-12-20 08:47
#304
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France Underbre 
expected from fan of japan
2018-01-13 17:22
with first gf
2017-12-18 19:50
whats that
2017-12-18 20:01
#136
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Norway BBonden 
in a portable toilet during a festival, i was 19 she was 16
2017-12-18 22:30
#150
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United States Droidd 
You finna to catch a case?
2017-12-19 02:19
#190
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
Not illegal in Europe MR Americano.
2017-12-19 11:59
#192
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United States Droidd 
O_o I’m moving
2017-12-19 12:02
I guess it will never happen
2017-12-18 22:40
#142
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Israel BoyMcFacto 
Overrated! Virginity rocks
2017-12-18 23:22
+1
2017-12-19 01:26
Well. I got #metooed
2017-12-19 01:29
I wouldnt know what that is
2017-12-19 01:38
#153
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
With Long term BF :)
2017-12-19 02:39
#153
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
With Long term BF :)
2017-12-19 02:39
#157
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
I started going out with a girl from my university, initially we would go to the movies, have lunch together, go to parks and hang out in the university and just "ficar" (I don't know how to say this in English but it's basically when you are not dating the person, but you're more than just friends, kissing is allowed of course) and after 1 month she had the idea, yes, I was a beta and didn't take initiative on this D: , that we went to a motel (again, this has not the same meaning in English as it has in Portuguese, despite the word being the same, but it's a place like a hotel but people go there specifically to fuck and maybe spend the night) and then it just happened. It wasn't her first time though, which was kind of good because at least she knew what to do. It was good.
2017-12-19 02:50
#191
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Malaysia byaIi 
cool sotry
2017-12-19 12:00
#292
tabseN | 
Germany Reell 
university in brazil? fakeflag?
2018-01-13 10:57
#296
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
??? what?
2018-01-13 15:40
#162
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
I took 2 guy's virginity, who wants to be lucky third xD *lennyface*
2017-12-19 03:02
#187
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Russia mcs#  
A u sexy? 10/10?
2017-12-19 11:13
where you +18 or you broke the law?
2017-12-19 12:17
you just single handedly killed all the romance in this thread lmao
2017-12-19 12:46
#219
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Slovenia YuNOliek 
Lol why is that, am I so awful?
2017-12-19 14:59
#235
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Switzerland hey_b0ss 
give me your address and we do it
2017-12-19 15:45
the way you said it just mad me imagine some kind of female version of a basement dwelling neckbeard haha it was probably the lenny face
2017-12-20 15:33
I didn't
2017-12-19 09:53
school trip teacher said giirls are not allowed in the boys room so i climbed over 3 balconies to get to my back then girlfriends room and then ye we fucked 5 seconds and i was the happiest person in the world. after that i climb back to my room and smiled the next 2 days.
2017-12-19 10:27
yep i was with some friends , and i get a number 3 days later we fuck xdd
2017-12-19 10:28
#198
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France Bradicaa 
17 Y.O virgin cause my religion doesnt allow sex outside marriage
2017-12-19 12:13
#275
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Russia senzb0b 
"France" xd
2018-01-13 09:38
EZ prostitute 8/8
2017-12-19 12:15
Lost mine to Gayben.
2017-12-19 12:49
Almost 20 y o and still virgin Huehuehue
2017-12-19 12:49
I took my neighbours goat and had sex. She tell me 1month later she has no period and she pregnant i will be daddy
2017-12-19 15:05
#266
NBK- | 
Lithuania Grybore 
Fakeflagger kebab
2017-12-20 00:41
in the car high school
2017-12-19 15:09
#227
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CIS Agnikai 
21 and a virgin because my gf couldn't handle my huge cock.
2017-12-19 15:11
#251
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Europe kennyBeast 
Use lots of lube. Should help.
2017-12-19 20:01
#241
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Turkey LineSon 
99 beatiful virgin waiting at heaven for me
2017-12-19 16:13
expected
2017-12-19 16:14
#244
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Turkey LineSon 
yes
2017-12-19 16:15
in csgo
2017-12-19 19:54
With 4 Russians in the team xDDD.
2017-12-20 00:41
#254
REAL | 
Norway duffz00r 
With a girl in my class
2017-12-19 22:23
Last Year at the Summer holidays :) in Russia :DDD
2017-12-19 22:27
I'M 19 yo still virgin. I'm a ver shy guy soo i never had a girlfriend but for cristmas maybe i would like to ask for a girlfriend or atlest for a slut!
2017-12-19 22:34
in the school toilet
2017-12-19 22:55
17, Not really interested in girlfriends right now.
2017-12-20 09:17
Pornhub.
2018-01-13 10:16
With one girl who was drunk af. She was 16, I'm 17, but we were classmates. She looked gorgeous, I never thought i would ever have sex with her. I asked her to go outside the party , then we walked to abandoned home where we started talking, hugging, touching each other and then I realised I'm going to lose my virginity. I was quite nervous at my first time, but I was able to penetrate her.
2018-01-13 11:17
#299
fer | 
Argentina MAXEE|SDM 
19 still virgin Xd
2018-01-13 15:44
#301
 | 
Europe marsoc 
20yo still virgin never kissed girl no friends no reason to life
2018-01-13 16:59
my right hand took my virginity when I was 13.
2018-01-13 17:16
#308
swag | 
United Kingdom _darn_ 
i put my penis into the pussy and done
2018-01-13 18:02
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