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I have been telling everyone since I was 10 that I'm gay. Even my parents think I'm gay. I have a few female friends who let me see them naked in a dressing room when we go shopping because they think I'm gay.
But I'm actually not gay xaxaxaxaxa
you sly dog
xaxaxa
lmao
wtffffffffffffff
best idiot i have ever seen
send bob and vagene
fku
im not a girl i dont have bob
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LOL
HAHAHAHHA DUUUUDE FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
When u come off as straight ppl will not believe. Good luck
Wow that's really sad and you need a life
Me - Fan of G2
Him - Fan of SK
comming from brazilian guy xaxaxa
oh wait nvm
LOL N1
thanks you sir
GeorgeWashington talking OMEGALUL
Me - Fan of G2
Him - Fan of SK
Me - Fan of G2
Him - Fan of SK
btw nice one, where did you get it? Not #58 or anything, right?
nice story
500 iq
Xaxaxaxa
sick 7.5/8
Im better (7.9/8)
u are a god men
8/8
1) When I met a hot girl, I tell her that I am gay. After spending some time together, I tell her that its the first time that I feel attracted to a girl. Then I bang her. So we have similar stories my friend
2) I get an empty bag with me. When I feel to do it, I throw my bag on the floor and start to run
3) When I see a Kurd or gypsy, I ask him "is your mother at home", he says "yes?". Then I say "Then I am at your home". I start to run and it's so funny to see his face when he is running from my back haha
4) When we are talking about a movies/series with friends, I say "There was an Austrian author who had a very good serie, what was it's name? uhhmm. Yeah, Breaking Fucker (the series I tell actually doesn't exist, I just make them up). Other people are like "Oh, yes I watched it" but they don't know that the serie they said they watched actually doesn't exist.
5) When I am in a bus journey to another city, when the guy sitting next to me sleeps, I say "can I get a cake and a orange juice please? thank you." He thinks that we are being given foods so he wakes up, then he realises I was actually mocking him
6) When I go to the house of a girl, I knock the wrong door in purpose, when he opens the door, I say "I'm sorry, I came to wrong door. I came to xxx". So they think that xxx is a bitch
7) If someone you don't know comes and says you "Hey, bro wassup. Long time no see, how is it going?". That is me.
Nr. 6 is 11/10 b8 and rekt
xaxaxaxaxa 12 btw
So me go open csgo and play gam but my team noob they are ruchins and idots and i play good with 5-20 but enemi team hacker tat say hes big star smurf but he not blu so he can onli be chitor so i go internet and look for skil i can download so i find ezfrags evin to it say unditictabl skil download wen i download and play gam enemi cal i chitor but i laf and sa i gud player kennys but i get vac ban and gaben no repli me letters and bicuz he fat and homo and csgl iz bad game with chiti ruchins and chitor so ho i get un vac ban do i give gaben big mac becuz i am gud no chitor player wit gud skil and gaming carpet if i no get un vac ban i go pubg becuz no ruchin nub tim and no big star chitor
this is gold xaxaxaxa
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steve why
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so you need to tell everyone that you are gay to see naked girls?
you must be ugly af
