sick one haHAA
xaxaxxaxaxa WP bro. ask them if they want to practice BJs
best idiot i have ever seen
this guy is trying to be funny but i really know guys like those irl its fucking sad
homosexualism is a lie anyway
gj finding a way to see naked girls
i prefer fuck then but its ok do what u like it
HAHAHAHHA DUUUUDE FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
When u come off as straight ppl will not believe. Good luck
Wow that's really sad and you need a life
Send me their bobs and vegena pls
the truth is that u are gay
1) When I met a hot girl, I tell her that I am gay. After spending some time together, I tell her that its the first time that I feel attracted to a girl. Then I bang her. So we have similar stories my friend
2) I get an empty bag with me. When I feel to do it, I throw my bag on the floor and start to run
3) When I see a Kurd or gypsy, I ask him "is your mother at home", he says "yes?". Then I say "Then I am at your home". I start to run and it's so funny to see his face when he is running from my back haha
4) When we are talking about a movies/series with friends, I say "There was an Austrian author who had a very good serie, what was it's name? uhhmm. Yeah, Breaking Fucker (the series I tell actually doesn't exist, I just make them up). Other people are like "Oh, yes I watched it" but they don't know that the serie they said they watched actually doesn't exist.
5) When I am in a bus journey to another city, when the guy sitting next to me sleeps, I say "can I get a cake and a orange juice please? thank you." He thinks that we are being given foods so he wakes up, then he realises I was actually mocking him
6) When I go to the house of a girl, I knock the wrong door in purpose, when he opens the door, I say "I'm sorry, I came to wrong door. I came to xxx". So they think that xxx is a bitch
7) If someone you don't know comes and says you "Hey, bro wassup. Long time no see, how is it going?". That is me.
and it makes it ezier for u to fuck those girls cuz they wanna be proud that their attractiveness can turn gays straight
So me go open csgo and play gam but my team noob they are ruchins and idots and i play good with 5-20 but enemi team hacker tat say hes big star smurf but he not blu so he can onli be chitor so i go internet and look for skil i can download so i find ezfrags evin to it say unditictabl skil download wen i download and play gam enemi cal i chitor but i laf and sa i gud player kennys but i get vac ban and gaben no repli me letters and bicuz he fat and homo and csgl iz bad game with chiti ruchins and chitor so ho i get un vac ban do i give gaben big mac becuz i am gud no chitor player wit gud skil and gaming carpet if i no get un vac ban i go pubg becuz no ruchin nub tim and no big star chitor
XD im doing the same my whole life
Bo Burnham.. is that you?!
the illuminatti needs your help you fucking genius
so you need to tell everyone that you are gay to see naked girls?
you must be ugly af
You don't Fuck them so this is useless AF