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I'm a father soon?
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Europe AnimereTheScientist 
My wife stopped with contraception, so if everything goes right I'll become a father soon :) wish me luck
2018-01-13 13:06
#1
sodaH | 
United States HLTVGOD 
nt astralis
2018-01-13 13:07
nt Virgin
2018-01-13 13:07
2002
2018-01-13 13:10
199x granddad be quiet
2018-01-13 13:10
Why your country copypastes german flag sidewards
2018-01-13 13:11
idk, maybe because we are neighbors?
2018-01-13 13:12
France poland and denmark are neighbours too but they dont have to copy our flag
2018-01-13 13:15
im your neighbor aswell
2018-01-13 13:21
Didnt want to name all of our neighbors just gave a few examples Hope you dont feel insulted or anything
2018-01-13 13:23
#103
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Netherlands Maksta 
Reported
2018-01-16 21:46
#3
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Netherlands duudiGOD 
how old are u? Have a sad day! -VerySadGay
2018-01-13 13:07
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2018-01-13 13:07
#30
Snax | 
Netherlands duudiGOD 
so good luck ;) Have a sad day! -VerySadGay
2018-01-13 13:21
#55
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France Azurrii 
too soon bro
2018-01-13 14:21
I think it is a good age
2018-01-13 16:43
#117
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India moonfish 
you are a wise man. good luck.
2018-01-18 15:54
I'd rather die than get a kid in my 20s
2018-01-13 13:07
I'd rather die than have a child ever.
2018-01-13 13:09
#69
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Finland LUXX_ 
+1
2018-01-13 14:35
+1
2018-01-16 22:05
WELL i think like that but what if you meet a perfect girl when you're 18 or 19 and u together for years and u just want a child, things change mate
2018-01-13 13:19
there are no perfect girls
2018-01-13 13:54
there are perfect girls in right person's eye. To each their own. To some a fat but cute girl is a 10/10 to others a mere 3/10, so yes a perfect girl is just a relative term.
2018-01-13 14:10
#95
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Yes there are. As the comment above said there are perfect girls in the right person's eyes. One day'll find the perfect girl for you and you'll remember that you thought they didn't exist, when they actually do.
2018-01-16 20:00
my "perfect" girl died to cancer 5 years ago
2018-01-17 10:03
If done enough teenage stuff in my life, I'm fine with settling down and having a family
2018-01-13 16:44
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Kazakhstan Tarob 
Help your sperm to find da way
2018-01-13 13:08
#9
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Sweden lurba 
reported
2018-01-13 13:08
#11
tarik | 
Kazakhstan Tarob 
For what ??? :(
2018-01-13 13:09
#51
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Andorra |Borowcy 
Overused meme (which I didn't like in the first place so maybe I'm biased)
2018-01-13 14:18
#61
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France Underbre 
no this meme is shit since its inception ,its so bad. its just popular cuz nowadays memes get in contact with normies too soon with twitter and instagram (shit) meme accounts
2018-01-13 14:25
good luck bro ^^
2018-01-13 13:08
ty
2018-01-13 13:13
#8
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Finland Molias 
nt no one in HLTV has touched a girls hand
2018-01-13 13:08
aha!
2018-01-13 13:11
Have a very sneaky child! -VerysSneakyGuy
2018-01-13 13:10
#16
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Estonia teremartin 
i dont like father's role
2018-01-13 13:10
#18
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United Kingdom InsCS 
-having children you want 18+ years of constant screaming, begging, angst and misery? n1
2018-01-13 13:11
just because your parents messed up with you doesnt mean he will mess up with his kids.
2018-01-13 14:16
#48
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United Kingdom InsCS 
I am an uncle to five kids. They perfectly fit that description.
2018-01-13 14:17
just because your sibling(s) messed up with his/her/their kid(s) doesnt mean he will mess up with his kids.
2018-01-13 14:18
#52
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United Kingdom InsCS 
Still a chance. Most millenials have no idea what they're doing.
2018-01-13 14:18
simply raise them on the correct foundation in a good environment and do what you can from there
2018-01-13 14:19
#54
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United Kingdom InsCS 
Which will not happen. They grow up with the most advanced technology we can offer, and take it for granted. They get pissy and spoilt.
2018-01-13 14:20
that's if you're an incapable parent who's materialistic.
2018-01-13 14:21
#57
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United Kingdom InsCS 
Like most millenials.
2018-01-13 14:22
so you take the pessimist stance and assume the worst for this guy? you must be jolly
2018-01-13 14:23
#59
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United Kingdom InsCS 
I've seen children grow up spoiled, believing the universe circles around them. I've had enough of it!
2018-01-13 14:24
then keep it to yourself or give useful advice
2018-01-13 14:24
#63
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United Kingdom InsCS 
Technology should be given at 13 and they should be taught how far we've come. Otherwise, look after them, feed them, keep them happy. But don't forget important life lessons, and don't be a pussy with them.
2018-01-13 14:26
+1 Being a uncle too, I'm 100% happy without kids. - Preparing to eat? Welp, better change the fucking diaper full of shit of your children - Too tired after a hard fucking day working? Welp, better wake up multiple times every night to take care of that screaming device - Divorced? Welp, you'll be forever in touch with that harlot cuz of children - Traveling? I aren't think that Man... single + good financial state = real freedom
2018-01-13 14:34
#68
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United Kingdom InsCS 
+1 agreed
2018-01-13 14:35
well, I'm a primitive guy, for me spreading my DNA is one of my main goals in life I couldn't bear the thought that with me my family line comes to an end my family has a rich history and I want to continue it
2018-01-13 16:47
gll.
2018-01-13 13:12
#27
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Norway rogueplayer 
whats the name
2018-01-13 13:18
#29
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Israel PapaObama 
im fuck
2018-01-13 13:19
Good luck, I was going to be but wasn't the right time. Abort.
2018-01-13 14:01
well stuff like that happen, must be a hard decision but better than having a child and not being able to take good care of it
2018-01-13 16:48
I'd rather take 1 possible life than destroy 3, best of luck with your family.
2018-01-13 18:31
First thank you for your very personal contribution! I wish you much luck! Would love to hear when you are successful! I hope you have a very big day! -VeryBigGuy p.s. I also hope that you have a very big major!
2018-01-13 14:02
ty :)
2018-01-13 16:48
First thank you for your contribution! I have to thank you man! You make me a little bit more happy today! I hope you have a very big day! -VeryBigGuy p.s. I also hope that you have a very big major!
2018-01-13 16:49
#39
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Malaysia byaIi 
i am 11 still no kid
2018-01-13 14:03
Good luck.
2018-01-13 14:10
#42
United States hdz` 
this reminds me of when i had a dad. =[ good luck.
2018-01-13 14:10
#44
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Denmark MeyZ /HZ/ 
I'm sorry :(
2018-01-13 14:12
#43
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Denmark MeyZ /HZ/ 
Good luck my friend. May your child be the best child you could wish for!
2018-01-13 14:12
ty!
2018-01-13 16:48
Good luck mate but its interesting for me where are you from when u married and have child?
2018-01-13 14:14
I'm from Germany and I live together with my wife for 5 years
2018-01-13 16:49
Then you get married long time ago i hope you gonna be good father and husband as well
2018-01-13 17:33
Children are happiness. Get as much as you can. Don't love anyone else except for your wife and dear child. No success ever needed if you've hit the main goal of your existence, be happy, fool.
2018-01-13 14:15
#71
s1mple | 
France ponche 
Deep words my friend.
2018-01-13 16:16
#49
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Hungary lemusz 
everyone can make babies so i wont congratulate, instead i wish a lot of joy and happiness
2018-01-13 14:17
#64
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Czech Republic aLEXIOf 
Be a good dad, i had shit dad, before he died for his own "problem"...
2018-01-13 14:27
that is rough :-( my dad is amazing, I hope I'll be as good of a father as him
2018-01-16 19:52
#93
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Czech Republic aLEXIOf 
Thats life, hope for u :) !
2018-01-16 19:58
#65
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Europe treyhard 
gl if true mr old man
2018-01-13 14:27
ty
2018-01-16 19:52
sad af
2018-01-13 14:30
feel bad for you, GL
2018-01-13 16:45
well played
2018-01-13 16:45
really happy to hear that, sounds like an amazing experience becoming a father in a stable relationship like that gl
2018-01-13 16:52
ty
2018-01-16 19:53
#85
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Europe marsoc 
gl bruh
2018-01-13 16:58
BAIL MOTHERFUCKER SAVE YOUR OWN SKIN
2018-01-13 18:01
gl my man
2018-01-16 19:56
Gl friend its great
2018-01-16 20:00
ty
2018-01-16 21:41
#100
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Albania VeryBadGuy 
gl brother,take care of your son/girl,bad peoples everywhere unlike me :D
2018-01-16 21:44
#101
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Brazil igr21 
twitch.tv/occident1 stream on guys come here
2018-01-16 21:46
#106
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Greece Poor_Noob 
Fake news
2018-01-16 21:55
your life wont be the same for 18+ years GL fam
2018-01-16 22:06
I know, it is a huge step
2018-01-18 15:46
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