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orgasms and evolution
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
so, I've had something on my mind recently... put a lot of thought into it but i havent reached a conclusion. its about evolution... i have heard that if you are having trouble falling asleep, you can fap and release an orgasm, this way it will send out some hormone that makes you tired. but, if an orgasm makes you tired, why do guys wake up with a boner in the morning? it doesnt make any sense? does this mean god exists, and the flat is earth?
2018-01-14 02:50
#1
REAL | 
Norway duffz00r 
Thats correct. Earth is flat
2018-01-14 02:51
no, the flat is earth.
2018-01-14 02:53
#8
REAL | 
Norway duffz00r 
Yeah I almost forgot that! Cheers
2018-01-14 02:54
#2
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Sweden FitDude 
We think with our dick, thats why
2018-01-14 02:52
Smartest comment on hltv
2018-01-14 02:53
#5
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
i guess that is a theory
2018-01-14 02:53
#10
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Sweden FitDude 
well if you want a serious answer I can probably give you one. When it's time to 'wake up' your heart starts pumping blood much harder/faster throughout the body, and since your dick is a part of your body, it gets filled with blood. idk tho, havent done any research, and this doesnt seem likely since it would happen every morning if this was the case, but I dont always have a morning boner, or maybe it just slips my mind. Or you just had a sexy dream ;) ; )
2018-01-14 02:57
#14
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
so guys have a boner in the morning, but they dont necessarily feel horny?
2018-01-14 02:57
#16
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Sweden FitDude 
ye, I mean, you can get your dick hard without feeling horny, just force bloodflow into the dick :p
2018-01-14 02:59
#19
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
hmmm... interesting..
2018-01-14 03:01
#22
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Sweden FitDude 
Is it rly that interesting? :] There are plenty more stuff that are interesting, such as the universe, evolution, psyhocholy etc :P
2018-01-14 03:03
#23
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
yes and geology. most things are interesting once you understand some of it
2018-01-14 03:08
#25
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Sweden FitDude 
You're interested in geology which is about rocks etc.... Rocks are hard Boners are hard Coincidence? I think not.
2018-01-14 03:09
#27
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
i guess there is a god after all. this just proves my suspicions
2018-01-14 03:11
I dont know about you but Im not horny when I got my morning wood
2018-01-14 03:18
#32
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
I don't have a dick, obviously
2018-01-14 12:44
that means 0.999999 = 1.
2018-01-14 02:53
#28
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
quick maffs
2018-01-14 03:11
yes the flat is earth But you get a boner in the morning, it's beacause you wake up in REM sleep, and in REM sleep you often have dreams that arouse you a little, hence the boner.
2018-01-14 02:54
#9
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
really? so everytime a guy wakes up with boner they have had a wet dream?
2018-01-14 02:55
I dont think u know what a wet dream is.
2018-01-14 02:56
#13
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
sex dream then, you said dreams that aroused you
2018-01-14 02:57
#17
REAL | 
Norway duffz00r 
Men will often blame a full bladder for the cause of their erect penis first thing in the morning, and for some this may be the case actually
2018-01-14 02:59
#20
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
is it shameful waking up with boner or wat? or why would they blame their poor ladder for it?
2018-01-14 03:01
#24
REAL | 
Norway duffz00r 
For some few I guess. However, If your penis tends to wake up at the crack of dawn before you do, consider it a very good and normal sign. That "good morning" salute is a sign of vigorous blood levels of testosterone which is a reflection of your overall good health.
2018-01-14 03:08
#26
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
thanks for info
2018-01-14 03:09
#11
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
earth is not flat wtf are you talking about earth is a pyramid
2018-01-14 02:56
#15
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
woah seriously? nooo.... seriously?
2018-01-14 02:58
#18
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
yes, and it was built by aliens just like the pyramids in egypt
2018-01-14 02:59
#21
REAL | 
Norway duffz00r 
I am an alien, can confirm
2018-01-14 03:02
#29
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
knew it
2018-01-14 03:13
#31
REAL | 
Norway duffz00r 
\o/ [y]
2018-01-14 03:40
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