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HLTV Old Users
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Italy steven513 
Name some of the oldest HLTV users you know, thank you.
2018-02-02 04:00
Nomad
2018-02-02 04:01
kek you win
2018-02-02 04:01
All I do is win
2018-02-02 04:53
I've been here since the beginning, but never made a account until now.
2018-02-13 15:18
prove it or I kill you
2018-02-13 15:48
How can one person prove that lol
2018-02-13 16:11
its a meme, this proves that ur a new kid so I win :DDD
2018-02-13 16:17
Bet im older than you ^^
2018-02-13 17:15
kid on hltv......
2018-02-13 17:15
how old are you, 18?
2018-02-13 17:38
why would that be relevant?
2018-02-13 20:18
Have you googled relevant? You think you sound smart child. No you can't fill the bigboy pants yet :)
2018-02-13 21:15
first of all, your age says you are 69 this just shows that a 'kid' like me is more mature than you. Also, have you educated relevant? Because my age certainly was not relevant in this case. And also you said that I wanted to sound smart, I don't know how using correct grammar and just speaking the language correctly is 'wanting to sound smart' but an uneducated man like you won't know, so I won't bother. Good luck with your amazing life you sound great!!
2018-02-13 21:36
As i said child, if you don't get the sence of humour in that number, i feel really sorry for you.
2018-02-13 21:51
#89
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Finland kasperr272 
thats childish tbh you arent over 20 either
2018-02-13 22:06
more probably he isn't over 16 if he thinks 69 is funny)))
2018-02-13 22:38
I do get the reference to 69, but it just isn't funny lol. The fact you keep calling me child also shows that you are not a mature man. Age doesn't say much, the way you act do, stop bothering people on the forums
2018-02-13 23:02
What you think it's funny or not is up to you, you can sit down and keep it to yourself instead. You know you are eating your own words when you self calling people "kid" with that comment you just wrote, right? And how can i be uneducated when i've gone to school, sounds to me that you are hurting in life? you sound like a child with bad character with rich parents who have spoiled you way too much. Get some life experience, get out of your parents house. And you say stop bothering people, who was the first retard to comment on what i wrote? You. again you got your head stuck up in your ass. Get some help, anti-depressive helps. Again i feel sorry for you. Stop thinking you're smart. You are just an ignorant child with a really bad character.
2018-02-13 23:54
#112
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
Sounds like 69 yo talking. Nt
2018-02-14 05:10
Yes you are a very mature man by saying all of that, none of it is true nice try! Only the fact that I'm rich but that is because I have been working since J was 10 so yes very easy life no antidepressiva needed. You, kid are clearly like 15/16 years old since you lie about ur age (so ur embarassed) and u act like a little kid. I truly hope that u are 15/16 years because any older would be really really really sad considering ur personality
2018-02-14 08:39
#117
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Finland kasperr272 
12yo
2018-02-14 13:26
If he doesnt know the meme he is obviously a very new fag, haha
2018-02-13 21:59
Exactly
2018-02-14 08:40
#51
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Brazil Mr_Monkey 
yep u are definitely not a newfag OmegaLUL
2018-02-13 19:47
#62
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Europe HowAboutNo 
DamoN
2018-02-13 21:16
#2
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Malaysia ez4harimaumuda 
Martin
2018-02-02 04:01
#4
oskar | 
Luxembourg IPLogger 
Johnathan E is 43. I'm probably older then the average HLTV user.
2018-02-02 04:04
80% of HLTV users are 13-25. 70% 17-25. I did a strawpoll recently.
2018-02-02 04:11
#6
jks | 
Australia TidePods 
yeah because a site like hltv wouldn't lie about their age
2018-02-02 04:13
Considering I had an option for under 10 and 41+ which would be the obvious choices for trolls tells me most people were telling the truth. Under 10 only got 3 votes and over 40 got I think 4 or 5 votes -- and hundreds of people voted. And besides, 17-25 was the age group which I expected to be the most largest represented and it makes the most sense since those are prime gaming ages.
2018-02-02 04:17
ugh, just noticed I typed 'most largest'. I was thinking of which word to use with 'represented' and accidentally typed both.
2018-02-02 05:17
> Considering I had an option for under 10 and 41+ which would be the obvious choices for trolls 200 iq play.
2018-02-13 19:58
:D
2018-02-14 00:29
crocodile dundee scene lul
2018-02-13 05:15
Too soon
2018-02-13 15:50
ye my bad
2018-02-13 16:42
100% male
2018-02-02 04:46
That too. Except for annie15. There are probably a few girls lurking about but not many.
2018-02-02 05:15
#14
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United States pSilent 
I've never seen a girl in real life before, so I doubt I'd see one on HLTV. They are myths as far as I'm concerned.
2018-02-02 05:25
#19
oskar | 
Luxembourg IPLogger 
Annie wasn't even a real girl lul
2018-02-13 05:11
Yunoliek or something
2018-02-13 15:16
fake girl
2018-02-13 21:44
I think there was a girl called "Maria" but she's probably inactive for a long time now
2018-02-13 15:21
#42
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United States pSilent 
hltv.org/forums/threads/1601130/mariaa Was apparently proven fake.
2018-02-13 16:12
#57
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New Zealand Malala 
Maria is 100% a girl. Don't see how someone making a Discord under her name proves anything but HLTV I guess.
2018-02-13 20:04
#70
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"100%" means it has been proven. I agree I presume she is a female, but there is no need for inane, illogical ineptitude when discussing these things, Malala. For example: I know "100%" YuNOliek is a female because I've spoken to her in person and she streams. The same cannot be said of "Maria", but there is no reason to disbelieve the user is female at all. Have a good day.
2018-02-13 21:44
#75
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New Zealand Malala 
It has been proven though.
2018-02-13 21:50
#76
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Has it? Show me. I too think user "Maria" is female and there is no reason she shouldn't be, but stating "100" is illogical and wrong unless certainty is noted.
2018-02-13 21:52
#81
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New Zealand Malala 
2018-02-13 21:55
#82
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
If this is her, then I stand corrected. Thank you for presenting proof. Have a good day, Malala.
2018-02-13 21:56
#74
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Brazil L4x @.@ 
when she/he stremed her voice sounded like a kid with voice changer but ok if u say its 100 %
2018-02-13 21:49
#80
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New Zealand Malala 
I know her she is real girl.
2018-02-13 21:54
#10
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United States pSilent 
2018-02-02 04:58
he dissapeard 2 years ago
2018-02-13 15:51
alex_gupta
2018-02-02 05:16
+1
2018-02-13 05:58
crank
2018-02-02 05:30
#16
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Technically we'll never know if their real age is as they say they are over the internet... We'd like to assume so and obviously know as fact. Nomad, Martin and Jonathan E. are all fairly older people, that's for certain.
2018-02-02 11:16
How old are you Jonty?
2018-02-13 15:17
#49
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I am 24, soon to be 25 on the 19th of April. Yourself, friend?
2018-02-13 19:46
because they created the site obviously
2018-02-13 19:48
#64
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Yes... Well done for that piece of trivia.
2018-02-13 21:31
#66
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Brazil fallenzeraSK 
How old happycrank might be
2018-02-13 21:40
#67
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
If he existed, I'd imagine ten years old.
2018-02-13 21:41
ooohhh
2018-02-14 10:39
#17
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United States Jimmbob 
C9top1, GandalfthePimp, jonty, glowen, dr3ck, yvr, kick friberg ffs
2018-02-02 11:19
gl0wen omegalul 15 y.o
2018-02-13 05:59
I'm 18
2018-02-13 15:44
18 and makes minecraft vids... such q manchild
2018-02-13 21:45
''low_quality_baits''
2018-02-13 22:25
Please clean your salt near your comment. Have a nice day.
2018-02-14 05:00
eoNs
2018-02-02 11:20
#20
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Denmark RealPissant 
I'm 44, played CS 1.0 beta, so STFU and listen to me kids!
2018-02-13 05:13
#27
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Turkey LineSon 
2017-11-25
2018-02-13 06:37
#29
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Denmark RealPissant 
I am so old that I forgot my old ID
2018-02-13 15:11
#53
rain | 
Europe tehenery 
:thinking:
2018-02-13 19:47
#58
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New Zealand Malala 
Yeah very convincing kid.
2018-02-13 20:11
#105
rain | 
Austria red_reo 
you're 14 max
2018-02-14 00:55
#107
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Denmark RealPissant 
Yeah, I am just 14 years old and I used Netscape when I was a little younger
2018-02-14 00:58
#108
rain | 
Austria red_reo 
if you actually know what Netscape is it kinda proves you're old but your statement "STFU and listen to me kids" sounds like something teenager would say
2018-02-14 01:03
#113
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
Maybe he is living hes teenage times again. Its common when you're a bit older
2018-02-14 05:15
jonathan
2018-02-13 05:13
n1ckst4r2002
2018-02-13 06:13
#26
United States BGS 
I'm 29. Been here for a while.
2018-02-13 06:25
2008? true oldfag
2018-02-13 19:49
#59
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New Zealand Malala 
Nah :D
2018-02-13 20:11
hltv.org/profile/4005/Rank- His profile says he is 50, but #16.
2018-02-13 06:37
mohamed, WITAM and phil_collins
2018-02-13 15:14
#39
cyx | 
United States player5 
its me
2018-02-13 15:53
N1
2018-02-13 15:53
#43
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United States peps1mouz 
steven513
2018-02-13 16:14
30
2018-02-13 19:47
12btw
2018-02-13 19:47
#72
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Brazil fallenzeraSK 
How come only 10 comments
2018-02-13 21:46
idk
2018-02-13 21:53
#68
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Slovenia Slovenia 
I'm 29 which is older then most.
2018-02-13 21:42
#92
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Portugal nocturn_ 
prove it
2018-02-13 22:10
#95
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Slovenia Slovenia 
Uhm I made my account 10 years ago when I was 19, does that prove it to you?
2018-02-13 22:15
#96
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Portugal nocturn_ 
Yeah definitely , thanks for collaborating Have a good day mr.Slovenia from slovenia.
2018-02-13 22:15
happykrank
2018-02-13 21:53
my account is probably older than most users lol
2018-02-13 21:54
#83
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New Zealand Malala 
Account Age2016-04-08 Cute.
2018-02-13 21:58
My statement still stands.
2018-02-13 21:58
xD
2018-02-13 23:49
#106
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Austria red_reo 
LUL n1
2018-02-14 00:57
2018-02-13 22:00
#87
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Other rss___ 
My account is pretty old
2018-02-13 22:00
#91
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New Zealand Malala 
Nah
2018-02-13 22:10
#93
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Other rss___ 
you are da real oG m8
2018-02-13 22:11
#94
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New Zealand Malala 
Im close but there are older users like Kondy and Happycrank
2018-02-13 22:12
#88
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Brazil fallenzeraSK 
Im here since 2005,but i only decided to sign last year
2018-02-13 22:04
#90
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New Zealand Malala 
That's what everyone says haha
2018-02-13 22:09
#103
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Russia 50bombs 
Im too young to remember oldest hltv users
2018-02-14 00:50
happycrank
2018-02-14 00:51
#109
Slovenia dn1 
2006, 5k euro pm me!
2018-02-14 01:04
#110
Slovenia dn1 
fuck no its 2007...
2018-02-14 01:04
i'm 22
2018-02-14 13:28
#119
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Malaysia Brad_Bait 
Does 47 count as old?
2018-02-14 13:30
#120
jks | 
World Spourma 
spourma
2018-02-14 13:31
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