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I am Brazilian AMA
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Brazil Vlatow 
Title
2018-02-12 22:35
#2
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Norway m0sifer 
why do you think anyone gives a shit
2018-02-12 22:37
#3
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Brazil Vlatow 
I don’t know, just want to solve some stereotypes people think about Brazil.
2018-02-12 22:39
#4
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Norway m0sifer 
no one gives a shit.
2018-02-12 22:39
i give a shit >:(
2018-02-12 22:39
#7
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Norway m0sifer 
bruh look at your flag. no one from any country other than brazil cares.
2018-02-12 22:40
#10
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Brazil Vlatow 
If you don’t care it’s fine. I understand your point. But I want to improve how people see Brazil.
2018-02-12 22:42
i care
2018-02-12 22:55
Well, for those who are lifeless virgin your argument would fit in. Smart one would care; the most hot, good looking and easy women, beautiful places, cheap things for european, and It's safe if you are not dumb. (I guess you are just a fake flagger) And yeah, just because the Nowergian flag has became a brand of expensive clothes doesn't mean it's better.
2018-02-13 00:19
#150
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Norway m0sifer 
??? I have no idea what you're referring to, neat flag btw totally doesn't make your opinion in this situation biased at all. IMO I prefer the natural neat look of nordic chicks, hottest and good looking is irrelevant really because everyone has preferences. Easy women implies hoes which is even further not my style. "It's safe if you are not dumb" a safe country should be safe for everyone, the archaic style of making your country unsafe just because you're unintelligent is barbaric. Norway is on the top 15 safest countries in the world to live in. And also not a fake flagger. I've lived in Norway my entire life. Dunno what you're on about a "Nowergian" flag becoming a brand of expensive clothing because moods of norway crashed, and I haven't met a person in the past 3 or 4 years who actively gives a shit about clothing.
2018-02-13 01:12
Well, I live in Italy so people give a shit about clothing. I agree with you. it indeed should be safe for everyone. But Brazil is the size of whole Europe, and our government has a pretty cool way to make money, and thats called WAR ON DRUGS. But the thing is, tourist come to Brazil to visit shitholes like Rio or the Northeast. And wanna see the favelas, wanna bang the local chicks and getting high. Norway it's a small country, with a small population with HUGE petroil industry. So it's easy to be safe, also your people are just one. We? We are the Europe, Africa, Middle East and Asia in the same place. Also, I preffer hard women too, but for dating. But for one night stands easy women are perfect, no stress, no money wasted. Just do her and CIAO. And probably Brazilian women to you have dark skin, and big booty. But no, Brazil is the third country with most white ppl in the world. And well...everyone has it's own idea about what a hot women are, but the most norwegian girls I saw have no chance close to the averege south brazilian women. Anyway, I missread when you said about the flag and balbalbla.
2018-02-13 01:27
#162
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Norway m0sifer 
"Also your peeople are just one. We? We are the Europe, Africa, Middle East and Asia in the same place." Norway during the viking ages often went deep east and stole women from asian cultures, also stole women from south, and england, france, and germany, and the prettiest women came home and we impregnated them and the offspring over many generations became what we are today which is a crockpot of all of Europe. As for africa and middle east we probably have more immigrants per capita than most countries in Europe I'd say, perhaps not from Asia because of the distance, but definitely from Africa, middle east, and such. I'd say perhaps you might be more diverse but we probably have a higher % of different cultures. All are accepted. As for I prefer hard women. I prefer women that aren't difficult but know what they want. I don't do one night stands, although I have the opportunity I can't get hard unless I like the person im gon' fuck. gay as heck amirite.
2018-02-13 01:43
Maybe from Middle East people but we have largest Japanese society outside Japan, second Oktoberfest, and the list goes on. Ok, you guys rapped all the nice chicks around. But whe? We bought their whole family. The problem is not the immigrants the problem were the Slaves. Imagine 300 years of broken family of slaves and they simply got free. They dind't had propper family education, they hated the white people for what they have done. So that brought alot of hate and reason for the black people to see and live life in the wrong way, not choosing hard working over easy money. Anyway Diversity is ok when its hardworking people coming to your country and I dont agree with the government helping them, since it makes easier (Easy things make people dumb). And well. I'm Polish, Italian, French, German, Spanish and Portuguese. That's not gay, that's pretty normal. But for me since Ive beggan to control my jerking off habit and started to chase women to releaf my blue balls every clean, not fat and white women has became 100% doable
2018-02-13 01:58
#201
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Norway m0sifer 
It's actually proven that universal income (end of month income that everyone get regardless of income) has actually done nothing but good and only about 1% of people actually quit their job because they could live stable lives without the job. The ludicrous majority of universal income households see the extra income as an opportunity to get a better car, a better bed, better sofa, better kitchen. And it also seriously relieves stress. The notion that everyone who doesn't have money is lazy is kinda misguided and I know you probably agree with that. It's why universal income is dope af (and would also not put a dent in the national budget for the vast majority of countries)
2018-02-13 22:57
Proven by who? Socialist economics? I gonna give you some different ideas, I don't know if you are the kind of person who likes to see different points of view. For me, universal income only helps the poor people to stay poor and comfortable, they might get a less stressfull life, ok...but comfort it's even more proved to be bad. Universal income helps the government to have more power. Also, about that data that 1% quit their jobs, where did you found that? Not all studies are true, especially if they were made in a short term. And what about those who didnt had a job before? In Brazil I saw many examples that people didnt wanted to find a job since the government welfare was already good for then. A better solution for me, to help the poor, is : Less Regulation and Taxes, by doing so more business would be created and more competition. More competition implies in better services and a need to take good care of your employee, since if he's not happy in his current job he could find another company to work for. Universal Income might be good in short terms in well developed countries, who already have a more free market and lots of business. But that's not the reality of most part of the world. Also, to universal income be possible that means more taxes...and you would probably think...well let's tax the rich. If you tax the rich or big corporation they will simply move their jobs to a more free market. Well, I'm pretty tired and my english is kind rusty, so I cant explain you as I'd like to, by that I'd recomend you to give a short read in the article bellow, it wont take more then 10 minutes. mises.org/blog/dangers-universal-basic-i.. I'm addicted to politics and economy so I couldn't let this opportunity of trying to give someone else a different point of view, since nowadays Socialist Economics are taught everywhere as the way of how things should be and work. Have a good day!
2018-02-14 22:44
#216
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Norway m0sifer 
proven by america. With tests. In america
2018-02-14 22:45
Read the whole thing.
2018-02-14 22:46
#218
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Norway m0sifer 
2018-02-14 22:47
Oh god, a youtube video, millenials are so fucking smart. And yeah, I already saw this video. I'm out. I expected more from a Norwegian.
2018-02-14 22:54
#220
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Norway m0sifer 
Well I figured linking to the youtube video who's description has all the links to sources is quicker than listing all the sources here. but anyway Cash Transfers and Temptation Goods bit.ly/2gfkwsN Debunking the Stereotype of the Lazy Welfare Recipient: Evidence from Cash Transfer Programs Worldwide bit.ly/1lFeO5Y The Poverty Trap bit.ly/2iCv9cK The short-term impact of unconditional cash transfers to the poor: experimental evidence from Kenya bit.ly/2ixSbEn Opinion: Our Broken Economy, in One Simple Chart nyti.ms/2vzE1be Modeling the Macroeconomic Effects of a Universal Basic Income bit.ly/2xLWUFi On the Economics of a Universal Basic Income bit.ly/2BdHoaX What Would Happen If We Just Gave People Money? 53eig.ht/230Td6X Cash Transfers and Temptation Goods – A Review of Global Evidence bit.ly/2cXUTyY
2018-02-14 22:55
God...it's getting worst. Ciao!
2018-02-14 23:04
Before I leave, just gonna give you some indications, maybe you wanna become a more intelligent person. Those are something old called books: 1984, By George Orwell ; Atlas Shrugged, By Ayn Rand; Kinds of Order in Society; By Hayek. If you are interested I can show you more and more...
2018-02-14 23:02
#222
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Norway m0sifer 
I can't read :/
2018-02-14 23:03
Ignorance is a Bliss, isn't it?
2018-02-14 23:04
#171
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Cyprus Arkhangels 
doesn't care writes book about the subject
2018-02-13 01:55
#200
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Norway m0sifer 
I don't care about the AMA he's proposing, look at the content and not just the size. The bible and one of the harry potter books might look the same size but it's ludicriously different in content
2018-02-13 22:51
Jackets nautical clothes ets
2018-02-15 19:52
#238
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Canada FelpAwy 
Yet you are here, funny :P
2018-02-15 21:29
#241
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Norway m0sifer 
different discussion.
2018-02-16 19:31
#5
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Brazil DiegoCristo 
who's your favorite player at the moment?
2018-02-12 22:39
#8
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Brazil Vlatow 
I think taco is playing really well lately. And cold, boltz and fer showed some bad performance last tournament. So I will stick with Taco.
2018-02-12 22:40
#12
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Brazil DiegoCristo 
good picks, TACO has been doing really well lately despite all the shit talk about him
2018-02-12 22:42
#15
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Brazil Troll_BR 
Boltz is the new black
2018-02-12 22:43
Do you actually think SK is saving strats etc etc or are you someone whos a realist and understands they may be dropping in skill?
2018-02-12 22:41
#16
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Brazil DiegoCristo 
SK didn't drop in skill, the other teams are just getting closer so SK has to create new strats to surprise everyone and come back to the top
2018-02-12 22:43
Actually that is another great analysis of the situation.
2018-02-12 22:44
#33
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Brazil DiegoCristo 
SK is still a great team but the whole recent scene has grown watching them play. They've become a benchmark, everyone watches every step that they take. They aren's saving strats as OP posted in #17, they are just a little too predictive(not bad) with boltz's passive playstyle, what has made other teams overcome them in some key situations.
2018-02-12 22:53
#17
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Brazil Vlatow 
I think they are not saving strats. Maybe they are dropping in skill or other teams are getting better, like liquid and c9. I always liked naf playstyle, and knew in a good team, not renegades, he would shine. So maybe this is just a phase, but for sure not saving strays.
2018-02-12 22:44
Finally someone who's honest on this website.
2018-02-12 22:45
Did u cry 7x1 day ?
2018-02-12 22:42
#14
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Brazil DiegoCristo 
i actually laughed. a lot.
2018-02-12 22:42
#21
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Brazil Vlatow 
I know this may see weird, but I didn’t see this match because I knew Germany would win by much. Just saw the result and followed my life. I swear I bet with my friend 6x0 or something close.
2018-02-12 22:45
liar
2018-02-12 22:46
#26
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Brazil Vlatow 
That’s true man, I remember stay playing cod bo2 during the game lol
2018-02-12 22:48
#213
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Brazil TopperMan 
it was pretty obvious that Brazil would lose for non delusional fans here actually, our team was struggling against weak teams and got lucky in both the semis and the quarters
2018-02-14 13:22
Shhh
2018-02-12 22:47
#51
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Brazil LeeeO:9 
don't be fooled with images of brazilians crying on the stadium, literally like 95% of us were laughing and celebrating everytime Germany scored a goal.
2018-02-12 23:10
That's kinda true, at least where I watched the match almost everyone was laughing after the 4th goal because it was getting ridiculous
2018-02-12 23:24
#66
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Brazil LeeeO:9 
exactly. too precious
2018-02-12 23:28
#86
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Canada watchitcrash 
After the 3rd goal, I was laughing so hard! I would be upset if Argentina had won the wc, but Germany deserved the title! So I agree when he says 95% were laughing
2018-02-12 23:52
#74
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Brazil Plou 
For me, I knew we would lost, but not by that much. I was thinking about something like 4-0. It was obvious that it would be a humiliation just by looking at the players on the field. No one from Brazil knew more than 5 players from that team. And that’s really bad
2018-02-12 23:36
I thought that was not real
2018-02-14 06:34
What is everyday normal life like In Brazil? And which part do you live in
2018-02-12 22:42
#25
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Brazil Vlatow 
Like any normal life, go to school, have some free time, sleep and repeat. But atm I’m doing IB courses which mean my free time is limited. That doesnt mean I don’t hangout and party in weekends. Normal teenager life, nothing special.
2018-02-12 22:47
How many bananas do u eat every day? And yes, serious question
2018-02-12 22:50
#29
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Brazil Vlatow 
Well, it is great at potassium, so maybe 1-2 a day. I like to mixture with rice and beans.
2018-02-12 22:51
wtf kkkkkkkkkkkkkk banana rice and beans LUL kkkkkk disgusting
2018-02-12 23:26
#71
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Brazil Vlatow 
Try it, it’s actually nice. I have a very picky taste and yet I like it.
2018-02-12 23:32
#140
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Brazil Otazul 
actually is a normal thing here
2018-02-13 01:00
I think he's talking about fried banana with the food. It's not bad.
2018-02-13 01:00
Bixcoito or bolacha?
2018-02-12 22:51
#30
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Brazil Vlatow 
Bolacha... I still think biscoito sounds better. But can’t get used to say that.
2018-02-12 22:52
Bolacha Wutface #bixcoitomasterrace
2018-02-12 22:53
#BiscoitoTeam
2018-02-13 01:03
#174
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Portugal RAPM 
here almost no one says biscoito just bolacha
2018-02-13 02:01
#31
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United Arab Emirates TROIIDA 
The stereotypes are true, you're living in a shithole. What's your monthly salary?
2018-02-12 22:53
#35
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Brazil Vlatow 
I’m a student, but I’m from the minority of the population.I have a great life, a great house and visited lots of places, including Dubai ;). So yes there is a lot of poverty, but not everyone is poor.
2018-02-12 22:55
#67
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United Arab Emirates TROIIDA 
So you have no job, not even during weekends?
2018-02-12 23:29
#72
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Brazil Vlatow 
I study during 5 days a week from 7:10 to 17:00. And I actually don’t need to work, just like my friends, because our parents have enough to sustain us. And about salary my father just got fired from his job and got out with 18 million reais, around 6 million dollars. And already got a job as vp at a famous bank. So no, I don’t live in a shithole.
2018-02-12 23:35
#115
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Brazil lawzera 
porra se não tiver baitando... vidão hein
2018-02-13 00:28
#123
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Brazil Vlatow 
I’m not baiting, but it is hard to make other people understand that not everyone lives in favela and is poor without showing some facts. I hate bragging myself, I just want to delete this post, but maybe this is just what it is needed to people understand other realities. And don’t think money buys a great life. Sorry for posting this.
2018-02-13 00:34
#134
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Brazil lawzera 
I understand what you are saying, it's just that your reality is sooo far from the majority of brazilian people... I have to say I got surprised. I am a middle class law student and struggling with a R$1.200 reais salary as an intern, even tho I already earn more than 50% of the people from my state. Even my reality is far from that of most brazilians. I always fight to clear misconceptions about Brazil, as I do believe there's a strong misinformation and hate circlejerk and against us on the internet. But sadly, sometimes those hate speechs carry a little bit of true. Our people is poor, and have a hard life. Our life (me and most of brazilians here on this forum) and specially yours, are just a very very little sample of Brazil. Also, there's no reason for you to say sorry.
2018-02-13 00:53
#139
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Brazil Vlatow 
Think that this is your first salary, my dad works in law too. He was president of human rights for vale. But to get there he worked hard. Just continuos focusing that I’m sure you can succeed. And I know that I live in a reality far away from most Brazilians. But with a better government, jobs and laws, this difference can get smaller. Good luck with law school.
2018-02-13 00:59
#170
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Brazil lawzera 
Thank you. I'll get there, hopefully :)
2018-02-13 01:53
>human rights >vale Pick one
2018-02-13 22:57
#203
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Brazil Vlatow 
I won’t. Human rights is an area at vale. I know you are probably trying to show an irony, but there is nothing wrong.
2018-02-13 23:08
#209
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Brazil DiegoXPG 
eh bait
2018-02-14 06:26
#212
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Brazil Vlatow 
It’s not a bait, I just posted this with no fear because someone actually made an article about he’s leaving. So it is kinda public how much he got.
2018-02-14 13:18
#214
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Brazil DiegoXPG 
ata po
2018-02-14 17:15
Send me a bowie knife ? Love ya. Peace.
2018-02-13 00:34
#142
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Brazil Vlatow 
I don’t spend money with cs. I rather donate or travel.
2018-02-13 01:00
#143
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Brazil Vlatow 
The only skins I got is m4 grifo, awp Phobos and usp cyrex. All from a 25 reais box lol
2018-02-13 01:01
waaaaaaat, u r so rich man, it's hard to see ppl like u here. do not your parents think about leaving Brazil? and which city u live?
2018-02-13 01:09
#151
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Brazil Vlatow 
I already passed a bunch of cities, currently I’m in São Paulo. And we have thought a bunch of times, but I want to make law school in Brazil, so changing countries would make things harder.
2018-02-13 01:12
The steriotypes are not true. Brazil is the most unde rrated and misunderstood country ever. Do you really think that the country who almost past the GB in GDP in 2010 is the Africa of America?
2018-02-13 01:03
#154
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Brazil Vlatow 
+1
2018-02-13 01:25
#225
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United Arab Emirates TROIIDA 
You can only delude yourself so much. Have fun when your phone gets stolen.
2018-02-15 14:46
Never got stolen and never will ;)
2018-02-15 19:42
only brazilians and fake flags here no one give a fuck about yout shit live and stop exporting diseases like dengue and yellow fever to my country
2018-02-12 22:56
#38
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Brazil Vlatow 
Argentina isn’t better either. I don’t export disease to your country because there are better places to go than Argentina, so why waste my time there?
2018-02-12 22:59
#39
fury | 
Brazil LeeeO:9 
been to Santa Catarina on this holiday and met a lot of argentinians. we don't come to your country, it's the other way around.
2018-02-12 23:00
#75
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Brazil Plou 
LUL Argentina LUL get out of here Maradona cheirador Do you like cocaine? Your only idol loves it
2018-02-12 23:39
do you like shemale? do you sell drugs?
2018-02-12 23:39
#92
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Canada watchitcrash 
DUDEEEE you guys invade my home state (santa catarina) during the summer and you wanna complain about anything? Shut up and go grill some asado de tira, that's all you know how to do decently!
2018-02-12 23:55
LUL NT FER
2018-02-12 23:56
#95
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Canada watchitcrash 
ojo de bife is fine as well, with chimichurri plz.
2018-02-12 23:57
Lmao Not to sound cocky but... I do the best chimichurri in the south tho. (._.')
2018-02-13 01:28
#188
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Canada watchitcrash 
Teach me the recipe! Plz!!! *.*
2018-02-13 04:43
lol when i go to florianopolis beaches it is full of boludos
2018-02-13 02:10
#189
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Canada watchitcrash 
Not lying dude, the struggle is real!
2018-02-13 04:43
#210
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Brazil DiegoXPG 
maradona chera coca boludo
2018-02-14 06:28
#226
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United Arab Emirates TROIIDA 
JUST THIRD WORLD THINGS
2018-02-15 14:48
#231
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Brazil Vlatow 
Why you have to be so toxic? Like I don’t understand, you don’t know shit but still talks. It is just sad.
2018-02-15 20:46
#236
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United Arab Emirates TROIIDA 
I agree if we ever meet i'll give you a hug and tell you it's gonna be ok.
2018-02-15 21:28
#237
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Brazil Vlatow 
I went to Dubai already. What more can I do in such place as your country? LOL
2018-02-15 21:28
#239
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United Arab Emirates TROIIDA 
UAE isn't my country bud. Dubai and various 5 star hotels is basically all you will find in UAE.
2018-02-15 21:33
#240
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Brazil Vlatow 
What is your country then?
2018-02-15 21:36
what football team you cheer for, and why?
2018-02-12 22:58
#40
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Brazil Vlatow 
I cheer for Palmeiras because my father cheers too. But I also like inter and santos. And you?
2018-02-12 23:00
Whats your favorite brazilian food?
2018-02-12 23:01
#44
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Brazil Vlatow 
Rice and beans, steak and French fries. I actually don’t like the traditional Brazilian food like feijoada.
2018-02-12 23:04
#175
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Portugal RAPM 
Picanha very good :)
2018-02-13 02:03
This sounds like a strange combination but it sounds actually kinda amazing, too.
2018-02-14 04:51
#227
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Canada watchitcrash 
Just add farofa and it's perfect!
2018-02-15 15:40
#232
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Brazil Vlatow 
I have a very picky taste, and don’t like farofa. I know I’m a fake Brazilian ):
2018-02-15 20:47
#42
fury | 
Brazil LeeeO:9 
Do you really think we live in the propaganda that government sell to us of beautiful nature, beaches and happy people, or you have any clue that this country is totally fucked up?
2018-02-12 23:02
yes
2018-02-12 23:03
#45
fury | 
Brazil LeeeO:9 
yes what
2018-02-12 23:04
both
2018-02-12 23:04
Agreed
2018-02-12 23:20
#48
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Brazil Vlatow 
I know this country is fucked up, but I also think it can be saved. Let’s see next election, if Lula or some other pt somehow participate and wins, then I will lose all hope for this country.
2018-02-12 23:05
#57
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Argentina CrayZ 
Basically what happend here last election. Even though i feel like our president is being to much of a pussy need to shutdown alot these corrupt union leaders, they shouldn't have the power to shutdown the country when ever they want. And a bit more of a free market would be nice everything which is electronic is so expensive because of that and it limits our economy. It should be if a country can supply its people with a certain product allow it to be percheased of somewhere else.
2018-02-12 23:16
#60
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Brazil Vlatow 
Exactly the same I want my Argentinian friend.
2018-02-12 23:21
#47
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Argentina CrayZ 
Pele>maradorga. Neymar<Messi?
2018-02-12 23:05
#49
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Brazil Vlatow 
Agreed. But Neymar still too young. I think he has a lot of potential still.
2018-02-12 23:07
#88
f0rest | 
Argentina Nawll 
i mean Neymar is already 26 is not like he's 19 or something
2018-02-12 23:53
#96
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Brazil Vlatow 
true. I thought he was 23 lol. Remember him playing in Brazil at the age of 18. Didn’t realize how much the time has passed.
2018-02-12 23:58
#106
f0rest | 
Argentina Nawll 
yeah i remember how fucking good he was in santos, and i think he was better back then and probably better than messi in terms of skill but after that he dropped a little.
2018-02-13 00:15
#146
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Brazil Otazul 
i think that here he was playing like a master master guardian against gold novas and now he is playing on his level
2018-02-13 01:04
#50
fury | 
Brazil LeeeO:9 
Messi>both
2018-02-12 23:08
Next SK excuse please?
2018-02-12 23:11
#54
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Brazil Vlatow 
No excuse actually. They lost to a good team which is liquid. They got a solid team there with naf. Let’s see how Navi will do against them.
2018-02-12 23:13
>s1mple fan >not toxic K.
2018-02-12 23:21
ported for AMA thread
2018-02-12 23:12
#55
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Brazil Vlatow 
Just imagine another name and make a question (:
2018-02-12 23:14
no worries, i didn't actually report lol
2018-02-12 23:14
Do you accept that Brazil is the worst CS community with a tight race between yourselves and C9 diehards?
2018-02-12 23:24
#64
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Brazil DiegoCristo 
Brazil community isn't that bad, we are only tagged shit because of the shitposters(something unfortunately high here on HLTV).
2018-02-12 23:26
#68
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Brazil Vlatow 
i don’t think Brazilian community is the worst, but I agree that has a lot of toxicity involved.
2018-02-12 23:29
#177
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Portugal RAPM 
dude my country cs community is one of the worst ones IM NOT FAKEFLAGGING!
2018-02-13 02:06
Yeah well... you're not Brazilian. Lots of Portuguese in Europe are fucking annoying to play with though.
2018-02-14 04:53
#65
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Poland Funio 
how it feels to be braziliano?
2018-02-12 23:27
#69
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Brazil Vlatow 
Normal actually. How does it feels to be polando?
2018-02-12 23:30
#70
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Poland Funio 
so far pretty nice, im 16 only :D
2018-02-12 23:31
#73
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Brazil Vlatow 
Me too (:
2018-02-12 23:36
#79
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Poland Funio 
nice^^
2018-02-12 23:40
#178
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Portugal RAPM 
#KURWALHO
2018-02-13 02:06
#192
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Poland Funio 
kurwa chuj
2018-02-13 14:22
#76
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
2018-02-12 23:39
#83
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Brazil Vlatow 
Im sorry for that, just make a donation at his stream and make him sign.
2018-02-12 23:48
#84
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
He streams 1 time each year lmao
2018-02-12 23:48
#85
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Brazil Vlatow 
Tweet him, maybe he will see. But if you insist too much, he will probably ignore.
2018-02-12 23:51
#77
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United Kingdom lp100 
my teacher said he was robbed in brazil by a guy with 2 knives. was it you/do you know them?
2018-02-12 23:39
#80
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Brazil Vlatow 
I actually laughed. Brazil is a dangerous country. When I go to Europe I can walk on the streets at night without looking my back. Just be careful and walk at safe places that this won’t happen. I never got robbed in my whole life. And no it wasn’t me and I don’t know who did lol.
2018-02-12 23:42
I'd say that your teacher is pretty dumb and, also, he deserved it for visiting shitty places in Brazil.
2018-02-13 00:24
#116
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United Kingdom lp100 
fair comment. he was suspected to be a pedophile anyways.
2018-02-13 00:30
Yep, the dumbass went to some fkng favela in Rio for some underage girls, that happens quite alot in Rio. Deserved.
2018-02-13 00:35
#129
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United Kingdom lp100 
LMAOOO
2018-02-13 00:44
#81
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Portugal rayNeen 
Can i go to favelas without dying
2018-02-12 23:43
#82
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Brazil Vlatow 
I never went to a favela. But i read that if you go to a favela with a good look they won’t kill/ rob you because they will think that you are going to buy drugs from a dealer. So hey won’t risk their lives.
2018-02-12 23:45
What is wrong with you, why?????? All foreings wanna see this fucking misery that are favelas? Do you think it's a open zoo??? I don't get it. And everytime some stupid tourist go to a favela and get killed it's Brazils fault. Favelas, black people, samba, soccer, carnival parede (Rio and Bahia culture) isnt who we are.
2018-02-13 00:38
#153
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Portugal rayNeen 
I wanna know how favelas work i just know that they are really dangerous
2018-02-13 01:13
#157
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Brazil Vlatow 
Favela is a community with lots of people. They live in an irregular way, and there dealers and thieves are kinda protected because the cops can’t enter there safely. But that doesn’t mean that there aren’t good people there. What more that you want to know?
2018-02-13 01:29
#158
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Portugal rayNeen 
Wow cops cant go there? Thats a really scary place
2018-02-13 01:39
#159
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Brazil Vlatow 
It’s not that they can’t go there, sometimes they enter and protect the civilians. But the problem is that they are in constant danger inside there.
2018-02-13 01:42
#160
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Portugal rayNeen 
Oh ok
2018-02-13 01:42
#164
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Brazil Vlatow 
And I actually don’t know the true reality, because I never went inside a favela. But I think it is better if you stay out of It.
2018-02-13 01:44
Cops go there. They mostly go there to collect bribe. The police in Rio are less human the the drug cartels.
2018-02-13 01:44
I gonna tell you how they work and also some history. Brief explaining = They live in the middle of the War on drugs (VIOLENCE), Poor and Happy people. Because they have all theirs needs supplied, they are just like romans living the "Panem et circenses". Government gives them money and so they dont have to work and improve their lifes, study (Evolve as human. The architeture its IMO a visual rape. How works? Well...some young kids go to the drugs cartel, some go to some shitty job. They party whenever they can. They suffer with the police and militia more then with the drug warlods (Drug warlods take good care of their own people) Militia? No....they abuse the population, (Militia is the ex-cops who now runs some favelas with the help of another cops) How it has began? After the war with Paraguay lots of orphan kids, women with no husband (poor people already) didn't had where to go. So they start building houses in shitty conditions in the Mountains of Rio. That was the beggining of Favelas in Rio. The rest of Brazil also have favelas, why? Brazil had a really big economic growing during Military Regime and what happen? Rural exodus, Brazil focus was farming due to tecnology less and less people where needed in the rural areas, and industry was growing....and balblablalba. So, quick growing, government regulation over house building, which makes hard to make a proper house made the poor people simply united themselfs in non regulated areas, and favelas were growing. But back them there was no War on Drugs, favelas were only a poor place not a dangerous place.
2018-02-13 01:43
#180
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Portugal rayNeen 
Ok thnks buddy
2018-02-13 02:11
#87
f0rest | 
Argentina Nawll 
have you been to florianopolis? if so, you think it's a safe place? cuz we are going there tomorrow for vacations.
2018-02-12 23:52
#90
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Brazil Vlatow 
I have never been to Florianópolis, but I think it’s a safe place. Have a good vacation at Florianópolis (:
2018-02-12 23:55
Argentina has around 8 homicides per 100k Floripa has something like 12~13 and it’s the second safest capital of brazil only behind São Paulo There is a German town somewhat close to Floripa called Blumenau, definitely worth checking out Ps: never been to Santa Catarina but i’ve met people from there so I know what I’m talking about (kinda of)
2018-02-12 23:59
#111
f0rest | 
Argentina Nawll 
sounds good enough but i thought São Paulo wasn't really a safe place but you're telling me is the safest capital so... that makes me doubt. haha what do you think of Porto Alegre?
2018-02-13 00:19
Porto Alegre (POA) has become dangerous, even though Ive spent 5 days there and I did not saw any sing of violence. You can visit there without any stress, just don't walk alone at night, take uber or another taxi app. I didn't gave a single fuck about walking alone at night and didn't got robbed a single time, but I wouldnt recommend you doing it.
2018-02-13 00:47
Well, Sao Paulo has the lowest homicide rate out of all brazilians capitals However, their population is fucking huge so the number of homicides is really fucking high too. Porto alegre’s homicide rate is fucking huge Something around 50, with an unimpressive Hdi and somewhat big white population They are a worse version of floripa tbh
2018-02-13 00:57
Have you ever been to these cities? I gonna explain to you somethings. Why São Paulo has a low homicede rate? Due to PCC, they control most of the favelas and crime in SP. Now Porto Alegre, the state of Rio Grande do Sul is broken now due to leftist government (bad mannagemnt) and the police is not being paid...and now, the PCC is taking countrol of Porto Alegre, so fight for control.Also, since the state is broken theres more petty thieves poor and desperated people without jobs. Floripa homicides are the samething, PCC killing the local gangs and taking control. But....the police is still working. Also, u cant compare Floripa to POA. One is a Portuguese beachy city the other the urban gauchos. U cant judge a city only by your online data.
2018-02-13 01:13
All I’m doing is showing him the data behind the cities he wants to visit I don’t give a flying fuck if X or Y drug dealer runs the place, I’m actually more concerned about the chances of something bad happening to him and homicides rates are.a good way of providing that
2018-02-13 02:48
Well, I think you didn't get it at all... Homicedes in Brazil are from Drug Cartel vs Police in poor areas, this data doesn't mean that SP is safer then POA or Floripa. Controlled drug traffick means less deaths....anyway. There's no reason for me to waste my time here.
2018-02-13 10:05
There is no safe place in Brazil anymore, just always watch your back and your stuff.
2018-02-13 00:06
#102
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Brazil Vlatow 
Partially true. Depends on where you walk and which time.
2018-02-13 00:09
No, seriously, there is no time to be robbed. As I saw in your comments you live a dream life in Brazil, this doesn't happen to the majority, of course Brazil is a great country to be rich, it's easy to keep hidden inside your mansion (not saying you have one), what I mean is that Brazil is a legit shithole for poor/medium people, I got robbed more than 5 times just walking to my work, and we don't have money to get an Uber everyday. We need to have our cellphone and the "robber's cellphone", which you should provide to them when we got robbed, it's bullshit.
2018-02-13 00:31
#135
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Brazil Vlatow 
Sorry for hearing that. Brazilian crime is just sad. My brother got robbed 2 times, and both lost his phone. Yet he didn’t prest charge or shit because he said the guys who rob him were nice. He is so stupid and don’t think that he may is collaborating for future robberies. Maybe in a future with stronger laws this will be fixed. In which area do you work?
2018-02-13 00:54
In Australia you have to always watch your back too cuz there might be some giant spiders or mad cowboys running toward you xD
2018-02-13 00:31
That's not true, but was funny
2018-02-13 00:32
Liar
2018-02-13 00:34
#181
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Portugal RAPM 
u forgot the kangaroos
2018-02-13 02:12
Yaaa bro xDD
2018-02-13 16:42
Florianopolis it's pretty safe, just don't be fucking stupid. The only chance you have to be assaulted is : walking alone after midnight in the center next to TICEM (Bus stop of the center). Tips for Dummies: Dont go alone to in the center at night, do NOT let your stuffs where u can't see, if you wanna take a swimm just follow your racist gut, and ask for the whitest people (speccialy family), watch out for the Manezinhos da Ilha (The local people) theyll treat you like a moron. When in Taxi, Uber, 99taxi, etc....use your own GPS. Floripa it's fucking safe! Go to Praia do Rosa, Campeche (Less polueted water in the Island), Bombinhas, Lagoinha, have fun and DO NOT FUCKING TREAT OUR COUNTRY ASS YOUR FKNG SHITHOLE, IF YOU DO I HOPE BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. Stay safe ;)
2018-02-13 00:41
your nickname seems russian
2018-02-12 23:54
#93
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Brazil Vlatow 
Well it’s like a combination of my names with a V at the start. To comes Torres, which is one of my surnames.
2018-02-12 23:56
u brazilians all have long names?
2018-02-13 00:17
#113
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Brazil Vlatow 
Depends what you consider a long name. I got a name middle name and surname. But I know people that got like 6 names. But the majority has the same as I do.
2018-02-13 00:24
what's the weather like today
2018-02-12 23:55
#97
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Brazil Vlatow 
It is hot, but nothing an AC can’t solve. What about the weather in US?
2018-02-12 23:59
well in the northeast, it's cold and icy outside, lightly snowing
2018-02-13 00:00
#100
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Brazil Vlatow 
Oh I miss snow. Brazil has none.
2018-02-13 00:01
#103
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United States Ubuntwo 
in south florida it's hot.
2018-02-13 00:09
90% of brazil’s weather is similar to southern florida The other 10% is similar to northern florida Rip snow FeelsHotMan
2018-02-13 00:15
#109
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Brazil Vlatow 
Do you rather be in cold place or hot?
2018-02-13 00:16
#104
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United States NA_CS_FAN 
describe your struggles with poverty
2018-02-13 00:12
#107
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Brazil Vlatow 
I am from a minority of the population which has a great life, with no poverty. So I’m not the person to describe this.
2018-02-13 00:15
A good Gpu is 3x the minimum wage
2018-02-13 00:16
describe your struggles with DONALD TRUMP
2018-02-13 00:31
There's no struggle with poverty in Brazil. Even a homeless can feed himself. The thing with poverty is that the government gives poor people money so they get comfortable and more fkng dumb and dont fight/work for a better life.
2018-02-13 00:48
#137
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Brazil Vlatow 
That’s right. Works > benefits.
2018-02-13 00:56
#126
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Are you scared of going out of your house? I mean, it happens here in some areas, but i've heard that in Brazil it's quite fucked up.
2018-02-13 00:37
Yeah, you heard that because tourist are fucking dumb. Visiting favelas, getting drugged and doing stupid things, u get what you deserve. Argentina is the same shithole, the difference is that you know where is safe where is not.
2018-02-13 00:45
#131
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
Nah, you don't find videos from Argentina with people taking other people's heads or shooting someone they just picked from the streets, you have crime, ofc, but it's not like a fucking purge. And also, insecurity here is mainly based on getting robbed, Brazil is more fucked up.
2018-02-13 00:47
Oohh, u saw that on internet it must be true. And of course it's the daily reality of Brazil, a country who has the size of the WHOLE FUCKING EUROPE. Poor kid. It's not someone they've picked in the street. Most deaths in Brazil are due to War on Drugs.If you are not in a fucking favela or a poor area you wont get fuckend or robbed. The videos you saw are the reality from drugs gangs, some prisions, women who date another drug faction. Brazil is safe, we are richer then Argentina. And violence here is calculeted, generates money for the government and helps him to control more and more the population. I didn't even had to care about getting robbed in Brazil, just because I can use my brain.
2018-02-13 00:55
#132
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Brazil Vlatow 
Well, there isn’t a lot of things to do at the streets, principally in São Paulo. But I don’t get stuck at home if that’s what you are asking.
2018-02-13 00:47
#147
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United States BaguetteArmy 
Why do Brazilians think Sk in a god and worship it like it’s Invisible and when yah lose make up excuses?
2018-02-13 01:06
#149
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Brazil Vlatow 
Well, it is easier to make excuses than accepting. But most excuses are from fake fans that just want to bait. For me liquid deserved summit and c9 played well too.
2018-02-13 01:10
actually, a lot of brazilians did not even watch summit, just saw the results. Even who make excuses are just 12yo kids baiting. We know that C9's playing great and that Liquid deserved it.
2018-02-13 01:43
Ur english give me cancer
2018-02-13 16:44
Where exactly do you live? City/Neighbourhood
2018-02-13 01:47
#167
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Brazil Vlatow 
São Paulo/Morumbi.
2018-02-13 01:49
#168
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Brazil Vlatow 
What about you?
2018-02-13 01:51
I live in Portugal/Lisboa atm. Great place. Do you support some football team?
2018-02-13 14:29
#195
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Brazil Vlatow 
I cheer for palmeiras, but I like other teams like Santos e Inter. In Portugal my favorite is Porto. And you?
2018-02-13 14:42
São Paulo (morumbi triggered my question). Here I support Benfica, but I would say that portuguese football is boring, only 3 teams basically, so I just watch some games. But Portuguese people are very passionate.
2018-02-13 18:56
Who is your favorite brazilian youtuber?
2018-02-13 01:53
#172
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Brazil Vlatow 
ATM I am really into Canal do Moscoso.
2018-02-13 01:56
he is something like Felipe Neto's counterpart? Just saw some of his videos, the guy has a very clear speach. Really nice for keeping up my Portuguese. Could you please send me some other Channels (more relaterd to entertainment (no funk or memes plz))?
2018-02-13 02:05
#182
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Brazil Vlatow 
Well I don’t watch many Brazilian youtubers, but I’m really liking Rafinha Santos tv, principally “ segura o ovo “. This made me laugh so hard. My favorite YouTube channel rn is yes theory! If you don’t know it should check out, not Portuguese but very original and funny.
2018-02-13 02:14
lol felipe neto is literally the most hypocritical and senseless br youtuber.i hope him and his brother dies after stealing money from kids
2018-02-13 02:24
felipe neto is the most hypocrite person ever. Don't trust him.
2018-02-13 18:57
so who would you recommend me watching?
2018-02-13 23:55
#205
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Brazil Vlatow 
Oh I forgot to say Corbucci eats, it is like a Brazilian Matt stonie. Guy is insane.
2018-02-14 02:32
sorry to say but this one is pure trash hahahah! + there is almost no talking in his videos (i watch BR youtube to keep up my portuguese).
2018-02-14 06:15
wtf your father is a bank vp?wich bank btw
2018-02-13 02:25
#185
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Brazil Vlatow 
After he left Vale, he got a job offer as VP at Santander.
2018-02-13 02:28
hehehehe i wonder why he left vale
2018-02-13 02:48
#191
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Brazil xDevinw 
What do you think about CS being known worldwide by now? Love from Rio
2018-02-13 14:05
#194
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Brazil Vlatow 
I think it is awesome because it can raise respect and empathy about esports. Cs is a game that can connect many people. So maybe it will raise awareness about the scene and whole esport community.
2018-02-13 14:40
#229
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Brazil 4vengerr 
MINAS GERAIS ! UHUUUULLL
2018-02-15 19:48
#233
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Brazil Vlatow 
I went to Minas last year. The historical cities are so beautiful. My favorite part was Inhotim, such an amazing museum/park.
2018-02-15 20:49
#234
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Brazil xMoita 
Palmeiras don't have mundial?
2018-02-15 20:56
#235
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Brazil Vlatow 
According to FIFA no. But in my heart yes (;
2018-02-15 21:12
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