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Poem about HLTV
Austria NotAvailableAnymore 
I have depression, but that's alright I will just go on the best web-site HLTV org brings a smile to my face. For memes, autism and baits, this is with no doubt the bestest place. Forget about YouTube, Twitter, pornhub and such. Then to have a good time, you don't need much. You just need to be creative and then you wait. In just a few seconds people will start taking your bait. Some say 0/8, but they're really just mad. That they didn't get the juliano nudes, you said you had. I got #1 comment, mom I did it. But then I cry as the admins delete it. I go back to baiting and offending random users. Then I am better than all these 12 year olds and fake flagging losers. I read the comments on some of these threads. People so aggressive, they're almost like threats. Everyone forgets what HLTV is really all about. Making threads about fixing teams by taking one out. Sometimes I ask questions, because I am not the best. Will this setup give me good fps? Lost my cash, fuck this team. Gonna hang myself from the ceiling beam. r8 girl, oh look it's just bait. Do think girls use the r8? Despite all the memes and funny baits. My favorites are the useless debates. No matter how good your proof, even if recorded. I'll quickly dismiss it and you're reported. Many unique threads daily to read, but [+18] gifs, is all I need. HLTV has some great people too. The ones who do translations and math homework for you. HLTV is like a family, I say holding back tears. Now that this thread is made, see you all in 10 years. Inspired by yesterday's thread about poems.
2018-02-22 10:52
+1
2018-02-22 10:52
+1
2018-02-22 10:54
#813
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Netherlands Deji 
Legend
2018-04-29 16:49
Thanks for free bump
2018-04-29 16:50
Give this guy an Oscar +1 the best comment I've seen here Congratulalililaltiations
2018-07-09 22:40
#1070
pronax | 
Russia Ducat 
nice poem
2018-12-17 17:31
Thanks Mr ducat
2018-12-17 17:37
#895
twice | 
Korea Jihyo 
+1
2018-07-02 08:42
Nice man
2018-08-18 18:00
Thanks
2018-08-18 18:01
+1
2018-03-05 23:28
10/10 would rap it again
2018-04-03 21:46
+1
2018-04-29 16:54
#856
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India Reaper1 
when is this being declared as official HLTV anthem
2018-06-15 11:23
#870
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United States Toxsick11 
Start a petition.
2018-06-18 21:12
#948
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United States _shepherd 
+1
2018-08-09 01:44
#2
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Europe nip_fanboy 
tldr
2018-02-22 10:53
:( I put my heart and soul into this
2018-02-22 10:53
#21
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Europe nip_fanboy 
Im sorry :(
2018-02-22 11:01
I know you read it
2018-02-22 11:20
#165
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Europe nip_fanboy 
actually I read like 5 lines :D
2018-02-22 13:03
:( ooh okay :l
2018-02-22 13:04
read, u will laugh, I promise, totally worth it
2018-02-22 13:04
+1
2018-03-05 17:40
xd
2018-03-05 17:55
The poem saved my day lmao, really thank you :)
2018-03-05 19:39
xD nice
2018-03-05 21:17
you should read, it was great.
2018-08-12 08:01
+1
2018-02-24 13:58
#3
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Germany Bl0ck3r_B 
Nice work dude, respect over9000/8
2018-02-22 10:53
Thanks Mr. Bl0ck3r_B
2018-02-22 10:54
+1
2018-02-24 12:48
#715
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Hungary Shaperz 
the fact that you are commenting +1s on your own comments makes me feel that you are utterly retarded and that is really holding me back from wasting my time reading your "funny" poem. I know, I am already wasting my time commenting here
2018-03-27 17:28
Maybe I am just bumping the thread so more people can read it, maybe I am retarded and I talk to myself. It's the internet, you can choose any option, go ahead, can't stop you.
2018-03-27 17:31
I choose the 2nd one xD
2018-12-17 17:34
Thanks men
2018-12-17 17:37
#7
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Netherlands MerpNL 
i actually really enyojed this poem, very nice my brudda
2018-02-22 10:54
thanks Mr MerpNL
2018-02-22 10:57
+1
2018-02-22 11:31
#88
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Netherlands MerpNL 
No problem Mr NotAvailableAnymore_com
2018-02-22 12:17
#89
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Netherlands MerpNL 
+1
2018-02-22 12:17
Thanks for the bumps
2018-02-22 12:19
#152
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Netherlands MerpNL 
+1
2018-02-22 12:53
+1
2018-02-24 01:41
its good written a little bit
2018-02-22 10:55
jesus christ, are you still mad ?!?
2018-02-22 10:56
i am not mad a little bit
2018-02-22 10:57
oh ok
2018-02-22 10:57
yeah its okay a little bit
2018-02-22 10:57
ok
2018-02-22 10:58
#14
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Greenland Jardeet 
i cry
2018-02-22 10:57
why ? :'(
2018-02-22 10:58
#18
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Greenland Jardeet 
Beautiful poem
2018-02-22 10:58
Thanks Mr Jardeet
2018-02-22 11:05
*i cry a little bit
2018-02-22 10:58
Why are you like this
2018-02-22 11:05
wdym?
2018-02-22 11:05
You are funny
2018-02-22 11:05
....... Reply needs to have actual content
2018-02-22 11:44
Seriously though, what do you think about the poem? from 1 to 10, rate
2018-02-22 11:45
a little bit 1, a little bit 10
2018-02-22 11:48
:( actual content
2018-02-22 11:49
This Poem makes me want to Anschluss Österreich. 8/8
2018-02-22 12:46
that never ends well :D
2018-02-22 12:48
Well, it happened only ones and based on that we can't set a rule. For scientific purpose we have to try at least once more ;)
2018-02-22 12:48
Yeah, why not
2018-02-22 12:49
Make a poem about the anschluss pls
2018-02-22 12:49
no
2018-02-22 12:49
Please don't force me to write, I will write when I feel like I'd be fun, and when that happens, only then it can be good
2018-02-22 12:50
Oof sorry
2018-02-22 12:50
it's Okay xD
2018-02-23 15:00
+1
2018-02-23 16:04
Pasha cried when snax left. :(
2018-07-02 09:04
i r8 8/8 keep it up m8
2018-02-22 10:58
Thanks Mr Diacryses
2018-02-22 11:05
#20
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Ukraine minemax 
Nice! :)
2018-02-22 10:59
Thanks Mr. minemax
2018-02-22 11:05
8/8 Excellent!
2018-02-22 11:02
Thanks Mr SethBeans
2018-02-22 11:06
Beautiful! I will print this and hang somewhere in the office!
2018-02-22 11:05
It's an honor, Mr Tazh :) glad you liked it
2018-02-22 11:06
#111
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United Kingdom DJ_Nr8 
take a photo of it and share it on hltv pls
2018-02-22 12:35
good idea
2018-02-22 12:50
I agree with #111
2018-02-22 12:50
#30
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Brazil coldzao2 
"Lost my cash, fuck this team. Gonna hang myself " nice, i approve
2018-02-22 11:05
hahaha, it's you xD the one who inspired the line. Don't hang yourself, you have so much to live for
2018-02-22 11:07
bootifle!
2018-02-22 11:08
Thanks Mr. TrveDramaKveen
2018-02-22 11:24
im holding back tears
2018-02-22 11:10
:') Glad you liked it Mr. Uncle_Gubsy
2018-02-22 11:24
#37
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Sweden Trkmag 
Fantastic
2018-02-22 11:10
Thanks Mr. Trkmag
2018-02-22 11:53
I am almost as touched by this, as your mom is gonna be touched by me tonight.
2018-02-22 11:11
reading your reply I got an Idea for a line I could have added, rip
2018-02-22 11:12
#40
Lemmy | 
Germany Vikernes 
Great User! Thread added to bookmarks...
2018-02-22 11:12
Glad you like it Mr.Vikernes
2018-02-22 11:13
Vikernes cuz Burzum or Racism?
2018-02-22 13:25
Cuz Burzum
2018-02-22 16:34
dann hast du guten Musikgeschmack
2018-02-22 16:54
Ty
2018-02-22 18:11
+1
2018-12-17 17:37
#42
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Denmark goFaZe! 
Gr8 8/8
2018-02-22 11:17
Thanks Mr. goFaZe!
2018-02-22 11:28
#43
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Greece Phlebas117 
We don't deserve you
2018-02-22 11:19
It's okay Phlebas117 I like being here
2018-02-22 11:20
#46
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Greece Phlebas117 
I'm not crying damnit
2018-02-22 11:21
:d actual content
2018-02-22 11:21
#48
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United Kingdom HarryBotter 
We are not worthy to have you use the site.
2018-02-22 11:21
It's okay, It's a fun place.
2018-02-22 11:25
+1
2018-03-27 02:27
#52
FalleN | 
Portugal Reddz 
Very nice poem, and also very true. I r8 10/10 my friend!
2018-02-22 11:26
Thanks Mr. Reddz
2018-02-22 11:28
#57
elemeNt | 
Norway sQvnig 
Original content on HLTV? Is this real life?
2018-02-22 11:31
Yes, you're not dreaming
2018-02-22 11:41
#494
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Cyprus Arkhangels 
We were always told that replies needed to have actual content This guy took it seriously This could be a line somewhere in the poem
2018-02-26 19:46
xD, nice one
2018-03-27 02:27
10/10 thread
2018-02-22 11:32
Thanks Mr. ILikeTalkingAboutPCsAndAnime
2018-02-22 11:59
Beautiful
2018-02-22 11:34
Thanks Mr. MAScott
2018-02-22 12:03
#60
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France 2Ez4MaBoyZ 
Wonderfull poem m8
2018-02-22 11:35
Thanks Mr. Styxx92x
2018-02-22 12:07
#61
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Norway HORYE 
you should become a rapper
2018-02-22 11:36
maybe... I'm good with words and stuff
2018-02-22 11:39
#63
rain | 
Norway HORYE 
R hyming A nd P oetry my mans
2018-02-22 11:40
nice :d
2018-02-22 11:41
+1
2018-02-23 18:03
#551
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Isn't it rythm and poetry?
2018-03-05 18:52
it does
2018-03-27 02:28
Most accurate describtion of hltv I have ever seen 10/10 This must be saved for our children
2018-02-22 11:47
Thanks Mr. sryIcantspeaklondon glad you liked it
2018-02-22 12:09
#69
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Poland Pati23 
That's beautiful...
2018-02-22 11:45
Thanks Mr. Pati23
2018-02-22 12:51
8/8
2018-02-22 11:49
Thanks Mr. Afro2307
2018-02-22 13:03
#73
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Czech Republic VeryCzechGuy 
+1 ? , I are think that
2018-02-22 11:50
Thanks Mr. VeryCzechGuy
2018-02-22 13:03
#74
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Germany add_aykeN_ffs 
pure yoy
2018-02-22 11:53
nice meme
2018-02-22 13:32
It's shit. But nice shit confirmed
2018-02-22 11:54
You write a better poem in 10 minutes without looking up rhymes online :(. Also, thanks :)
2018-02-22 12:12
+1
2018-02-23 15:00
take my upvote
2018-02-22 12:04
Thanks Mr.WhatUpNowSwedesWOOO
2018-02-22 13:32
Great work m8. This should be HLTV official rhyme.
2018-02-22 12:12
xD, thanks glad you liked it
2018-02-22 13:36
8/8 but keep writing the book
2018-02-22 12:14
It's live on my website, page getting posted each day
2018-02-22 12:15
Yessss
2018-02-22 12:16
:D actual content
2018-02-22 12:19
. Yes
2018-02-22 12:20
xD
2018-02-22 12:20
Absolute insanity
2018-02-22 12:14
xD, is that good ?
2018-02-22 13:45
ofc
2018-02-22 19:39
Thanks then
2018-03-27 02:29
#90
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Finland Tertzi 
Hahah good stuff, my man!
2018-02-22 12:17
Thanks, Mr. Tertzi
2018-02-22 13:45
=D I'm feeling thank you by this writings. Very quality Tier 1 work. I'll contact Martin to add this to the officiel HLTV.org (BEST CSGO FORUM EVER MADE BY HUMANS XD) anthem. 8/8
2018-02-22 12:21
haha, thanks Mr. OFFICIAL_OIL_BARREL_NEGOTIATOR Glad you liked my work ;D
2018-02-22 12:37
#96
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Turkey who_dis 
well done i cri
2018-02-22 12:22
:'( don't cry, be happy
2018-02-22 12:37
#97
JW | 
Vietnam slakng 
Wowow good job buddy, this is not a copy pasta ?
2018-02-22 12:23
I wrote this last night, after I saw a thread about poetry. It's completely original by me.
2018-02-22 12:26
This is the thread hltv.org/forums/threads/1703879/hltv-poe.. I came by it yesterday, and I was about to write a quick poem about what I am doing right now, then I thought, I am browsing HLTV, so I wrote a poem about HLTV at 3 am
2018-02-22 12:28
#158
JW | 
Vietnam slakng 
Good job then, for when is the next poem ?
2018-02-22 12:57
maybe an event or something, when ever I am inspired
2018-02-22 12:58
wow, hahahaha goodJob!!
2018-02-22 12:25
Thanks Mr. pedro77
2018-02-22 12:52
#99
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Russia RoneEZ 
Wow
2018-02-22 12:25
nt Owen wilson
2018-02-22 12:52
hahaha This is amazing <3 and so true
2018-02-22 12:26
Thanks Mr. Ty4SexHomie
2018-02-22 13:49
very nice work
2018-02-22 12:28
Thanks Mr. heck9r
2018-02-22 13:49
8/8
2018-02-22 12:28
Thanks Mr. arnos
2018-02-22 13:54
#105
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Finland kAlluYT 
actually pretty good, did not expect
2018-02-22 12:30
xD Thanks Mr. kAlluYT
2018-02-22 13:54
amazing
2018-02-22 12:30
Thanks Mr. php_developer
2018-02-22 14:01
read my name
2018-02-22 12:31
xD nice meme
2018-02-22 14:01
#108
Styx | 
Turkey Styyx 
Tldr
2018-02-22 12:31
:( Read it, I put my heart and soul into this
2018-02-22 12:36
#115
Styx | 
Turkey Styyx 
r8 girl, oh look it's just bait. Do think girls use the r8? 8/8
2018-02-22 12:39
:D, While writing, I thought about what I have seen on hltv and my favorite kind of threads
2018-02-22 12:40
8/8
2018-02-22 12:32
thanks Mr. smileyyy
2018-02-22 14:07
#110
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United Kingdom DJ_Nr8 
8/8 and reported
2018-02-22 12:34
Thanks :(
2018-02-22 12:57
#173
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United Kingdom DJ_Nr8 
reported so more admins will check it out ;)
2018-02-22 13:21
man wtf xD
2018-02-22 13:22
it actually worked wtf, hax
2018-02-24 01:52
+1
2018-02-24 13:43
#116
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Brazil mth^ 
I cri. Very nice. I enjoyed reading it. Well done brudah! 8/8 i r8
2018-02-22 12:39
Thanks Mr. mth^ glad you liked it
2018-02-22 14:07
+1
2018-03-27 11:09
LOL
2018-02-22 12:40
:d you're welcome
2018-02-22 14:20
Hahaha amazing dude :D "HLTV org brings a smile to my face." - you made it
2018-02-22 12:41
Thanks Mr. Religion_Of_Peace
2018-02-22 14:27
Religion of Piss
2018-02-22 14:28
lul
2018-03-27 02:30
Nice bump
2018-03-27 09:16
Thanks
2018-03-27 11:09
#869
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United States Toxsick11 
same.
2018-06-18 21:11
#120
gabs | 
African Union DiaRhea 
+1 make hltv great again
2018-02-22 12:41
:D thanks Mr. koobik^
2018-02-22 14:27
#504
shox | 
New Zealand bop1t 
I have depression, but that's alright I will just go on the best web-site HLTV org brings a smile to my face. For memes, autism and baits, this is with no doubt the bestest place. Forget about YouTube, Twitter, pornhub and such. Then to have a good time, you don't need much. You just need to be creative and then you wait. In just a few seconds people will start taking your bait. Some say 0/8, but they're really just mad. That they didn't get the juliano nudes, you said you had. I got #1 comment, mom I did it. But then I cry as the admins delete it. I go back to baiting and offending random users. Then I am better than all these 12 year olds and fake flagging losers. I read the comments on some of these threads. People so aggressive, they're almost like threats. Everyone forgets what HLTV is really all about. Making threads about fixing teams by taking one out. Sometimes I ask questions, because I am not the best. Will this setup give me good fps? Lost my cash, fuck this team. Gonna hang myself from the ceiling beam. r8 girl, oh look it's just bait. Do think girls use the r8? Despite all the memes and funny baits. My favorites are the useless debates. No matter how good your proof, even if recorded. I'll quickly dismiss it and you're reported. Many unique threads daily to read, but [+18] gifs, is all I need. HLTV has some great people too. The ones who do translations and math homework for you. HLTV is like a family, I say holding back tears. Now that this thread is made, see you all in 10 years. Inspired by yesterday's thread about poems.
2018-03-02 07:28
#507
gabs | 
African Union DiaRhea 
+1 thanks for the tear in my eye BibleThump
2018-03-02 15:22
oh
2018-03-27 02:30
+1 i got hard
2018-02-22 12:42
xD, you're welcome...
2018-02-22 14:34
#123
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Kazakhstan aiNee 
;(( clap
2018-02-22 12:43
why sad :((
2018-02-22 14:34
he cri
2018-06-15 07:53
oh no :(
2018-06-15 08:10
Everyday I imagine a future where I can be with you
2018-02-22 12:46
y u do this to me :,(
2018-02-22 12:46
xD
2018-02-22 12:52
no thanks, random guy on the internet, still glad you liked it
2018-02-22 12:53
awesome. +1
2018-02-22 12:46
thanks >.>
2018-02-22 14:37
Good one but still reported bcs of offensive words.
2018-02-22 12:47
just said fuck once, :(
2018-02-22 12:56
now it's twice :/
2018-02-22 14:18
>.> actual content
2018-02-22 14:38
#135
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Latvia pumasiK 
;[ ;[[[[ so sad
2018-02-22 12:49
why sad ? :(
2018-02-22 14:40
#141
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Brazil jia 
nice but reported
2018-02-22 12:50
thanks jia :l
2018-02-22 12:56
Good job! I know a lot of people enjoyed this.
2018-02-22 13:24
:d thanks Mr. cochiloquito
2018-02-22 13:25
#148
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Ukraine kek1 
Best poem need to be in school program
2018-02-22 12:52
xD thanks Mr. kek1
2018-02-22 14:43
in 10 years? TOP 10 HLTV THREADS ALL TIME (PART 1) by FODDER
2018-02-22 13:07
xD thanks
2018-02-22 14:43
#169
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Other flynttt 
already made my day friend thx <3 my panties are wet ;x
2018-02-22 13:07
xD Glad you liked it.
2018-02-22 13:24
#188
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Other flynttt 
glad you used your time to make this master piece xD
2018-02-22 13:33
You're welcome
2018-02-22 13:33
his panties is wet
2018-02-22 13:28
#185
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Other flynttt 
u will never know ;)
2018-02-22 13:32
#170
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Switzerland GoTMedicine 
10/10 best bait of the month
2018-02-22 13:13
How is it bait !?!?
2018-02-22 13:24
#172
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Europe H0wLinqDawN 
Best poem i have ever seen Juliano nudes? Can i have some?
2018-02-22 13:16
There are none, sorry
2018-02-22 14:45
Great thread. I are thanks to you
2018-02-22 13:26
You're welcome Mr. kaz0theWise
2018-02-22 14:46
11/10 I like
2018-02-22 13:26
>.> what kind of rating is that, that goes beyond 10 >.> thanks
2018-02-22 14:57
a very good one
2018-02-22 14:57
This is actually really good Rap it over a beat
2018-02-22 13:26
xD maybe one day
2018-02-22 14:57
#184
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Netherlands !napz 
+1
2018-02-22 13:29
Thanks Mr. NaPz_
2018-02-22 15:00
#190
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Europe tweekzter 
I fear your poems more than our enemies.
2018-02-22 13:35
What do you mean ?? Is that a good thing!?
2018-02-22 15:00
#243
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Europe tweekzter 
It's a callout 1337 crew bots do when you shoot them, except for "bullets" for "poems". :) I was just trying to be funny. Your poem is fun tho. :P
2018-02-22 15:09
Thanks xD
2018-02-22 15:15
thank you, well done
2018-02-22 13:35
Thanks Mr. ZIlox007
2018-02-22 15:04
Thats too good for HLTV kk
2018-02-22 13:40
Thanks Mr. Lev1
2018-02-22 15:04
+1
2018-02-22 13:40
Thanks :D
2018-02-22 19:59
#202
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India RrOuTe_FoRcE 
One of the most enjoyable thread after the one I made quite some time ago.
2018-02-22 13:55
Thanks, glad you liked it
2018-02-22 15:06
Read it out loud This is a masterpiece. Bravo!
2018-02-22 13:57
:D thanks Mr. Fatal Fighter
2018-02-22 15:06
I can't stop laughing it's so accurate
2018-02-22 13:57
xD you're welcome
2018-02-22 15:15
bestest thread of the year <3
2018-02-22 14:02
Year barely started XD
2018-02-22 15:25
Nice stuff, congratulations
2018-02-22 14:21
Thanks Mr. BrunoBronze
2018-02-22 15:26
#221
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Sweden lagcats 
i didn't read sry
2018-02-22 14:35
:( I put my heart and soul into this, plz read
2018-02-22 15:30
#224
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United States ARKTYC 
8/8 Great!
2018-02-22 14:38
Thanks Mr. ARKTYC
2018-02-22 15:30
#226
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Hungary PURE_JOJ 
great poem, dunno why i cant find it in my literature books. Anyways, great work, u made me laugh! :D
2018-02-22 14:41
xD thanks
2018-02-22 19:28
#228
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Namibia banned_so 
DR PUMP IN THIS BITCH LEMME KNOW IF U NEED ANY PRESCRIPTION
2018-02-22 14:44
wtf
2018-02-23 14:00
Its nice brotha
2018-02-22 14:48
Thx Guy
2018-02-22 19:28
Very nice You are crying sniff sniff
2018-02-22 14:50
Don't cry :(
2018-02-22 19:59
#247
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Poland Astoner55 
i rate 10/10 best poem world
2018-02-22 15:19
not best, xD but thanks
2018-02-22 21:11
another capy pasterino omaygad
2018-02-22 15:33
It's original by me, no copy pasterino
2018-02-22 16:29
#255
cromen | 
Denmark ilnert 
Well done
2018-02-22 16:33
thanks Mr. ilnert
2018-02-22 21:11
<3
2018-02-22 16:36
you should ban him, he doesnt release next day of his book but writes poem....
2018-02-22 16:38
Thanks Mr. Martin, glad you like it. :d :d
2018-02-22 17:53
#259
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Canada lethal_cs 
This is good!
2018-02-22 16:37
Thanks mr lethal_cs
2018-02-22 21:12
when day 5??
2018-02-22 16:39
it's out now
2018-02-22 21:12
stop bumping your thread...
2018-02-22 21:16
no
2018-03-27 02:32
DiSrEsPeCtFuL
2018-03-27 11:37
lul
2018-03-27 11:46
i wanted to kms but then i read it and now im the headmanager of intel
2018-02-22 16:40
LuL
2018-02-22 16:56
xDD
2018-02-22 21:13
#264
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United States HEUGO1 
I enjoy poetry, but this one is heavenly.
2018-02-22 16:41
Thanks mr heugo1
2018-02-22 21:39
xd
2018-02-24 03:04
#266
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United States Delak 
Awesome poem. Accurate and heartelt 8/8 no b8 m8
2018-02-22 16:55
:D glad u liked it
2018-02-22 21:39
Congrats.
2018-02-22 17:00
on what ?
2018-02-23 13:26
where /5 ?
2018-02-22 17:12
it's out already ffs
2018-02-22 21:28
THANKS ! edit 1 : this looks like avatar ( anime )
2018-02-22 21:48
#271
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United Kingdom CNR1999 
This was really good, best thing I've seen on this site
2018-02-22 17:16
haha, thanks
2018-02-22 21:47
#272
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
Very Nice 10/10! With some fine tuning from som smart hltv users you could get everything to "match" a bit more at places but the lyrics etc Still Make it 10/10.
2018-02-22 17:18
Thanks for the input
2018-02-22 21:30
:_) Perfection.
2018-02-22 17:22
:_) actual content
2018-02-22 21:31
I will bump this thread through eternity
2018-02-22 18:06
no need xd
2018-02-23 13:59
Best topic of the year Congratz mate
2018-02-22 19:32
Year barely started, but thanks xd
2018-02-22 21:28
Yea but I am quite sure noone will beat you
2018-02-22 22:26
xD you never know when a dank bait comes along
2018-02-24 02:20
I did a quite good bait a while ago, you can check in my profile "fallen did nothing wrong" but you my friend, you reached another level, comparing baits with this poem is like comparing Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo and you, my friend, you are Messi
2018-02-24 04:16
:o thanks mr MostReasonableBrazilianGuy
2018-02-24 12:14
lmao thats great 10/10 Have a Very Can't Change Name for 30 Days day! -VeryCantChangeNameFor30DaysGuy
2018-02-22 19:43
thanks, oh you changed your name
2018-02-22 21:47
good shit bro well done
2018-02-22 20:02
Thanks mr ^ac1d
2018-02-22 21:52
#287
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Algeria rahimou111 
VARY NAICE 10/10
2018-02-22 20:03
TANKS
2018-02-22 21:52
This poem can beat SK and faze ez tier 1 poem
2018-02-22 20:09
xD
2018-02-23 01:11
#290
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Extremely beautiful... Heartwarming and cathartic in it's simplicity, but has an essence of emotion within the text. Thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Thank you so much for sharing your heart with the rest of HLTV for us to read. :) I absolutely love this, friend. <3 Wishing you well.
2018-02-22 20:18
A thread about my HLTV experience and favorite threads. Glad you like it.
2018-02-22 21:21
nice <3
2018-02-22 21:18
Thanks D:
2018-02-23 13:12
epic
2018-02-22 21:22
Thanks Mr.NaturalBornPervert
2018-02-23 13:22
#304
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Portugal Alex1s 
fuckkkkkkk, I love it <3
2018-02-22 21:26
xD glad you do
2018-02-23 13:12
#306
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Bangladesh thug_doctor 
I didn't see Shakespeare, Aristotle, Socrates but I have seen Mr notavailableanymore_com. and I am glad I am born in the right generation to be able to see his art. *Meanwhile eyes have become tearful
2018-02-22 21:36
#310
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Bangladesh thug_doctor 
stop crying, you are a grown man
2018-02-22 21:32
#323
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United States ImFat 
I'm not crying you're crying.
2018-02-22 22:36
What an honor, glad you liked it
2018-02-22 23:32
#311
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Bangladesh thug_doctor 
Bump ( for appreciation purpose)
2018-02-22 21:37
xD no need
2018-02-23 13:59
Amazin :D Suggestion: get a good beat, then you have a great rap song ;) by the way, whats the title?
2018-02-22 22:30
just 'poem about hltv'
2018-02-23 01:11
I like titles that indicate exactly what I will read. Good job mate.
2018-02-23 17:55
1/10 didn't mention reddit
2018-02-22 22:37
go back to reddit
2018-02-23 01:10
Oh I found the guy who wanted to fuck my dog
2018-03-27 02:35
#325
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Slovakia misk0 
This is the best post I've ever seen
2018-02-22 22:38
:o thanks
2018-02-23 13:23
#327
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
i rapped all that wall of text
2018-02-22 23:30
xD awesome
2018-02-23 13:25
+1
2018-02-24 13:30
nice tbh we are trully a weird bunch of people gathered in this place however i seem to comeback everyday so all i wanted to say <3 hltv and the remaining users even the 5 old kids who think SK TOP 1 CRY IS FREE to the foxj>world to azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars. see ya around you bunch of weirdos :)
2018-02-22 23:37
:D cya
2018-02-23 13:26
Hey, that's pretty good JK im not a racist hompphoipdc dic pik selin cunt
2018-02-23 01:16
wtf
2018-02-23 13:26
Very nice :D
2018-02-23 01:20
thanks mr JuicyPickle
2018-02-24 01:36
+1
2018-02-24 15:12
can't wait for the next poems
2018-02-23 14:02
me neither
2018-02-23 14:28
i'm literally crying , funny as fck 10/10 = D this poem deserve for main page, left or right corner instead of shitty hellcase ad
2018-02-23 14:05
xD thanks :D
2018-02-23 14:28
amazing xd
2018-02-23 14:28
thanks xd
2018-02-23 14:35
#354
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Finland Juzaa 
Well done. Make more please!
2018-02-23 14:28
I will when inspired again
2018-02-23 14:35
cya in 10 years btw. Great job
2018-02-23 14:31
cya xD Thanks :d
2018-02-23 14:39
#358
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Poland Purpur 
XDDD Love this my Australian brother. No matter how good your proof, even if recorded. I'll quickly dismiss it and you're reported. XD 11/10
2018-02-23 14:35
my favorite is You just need to be creative and then you wait. In just a few seconds people will start taking your bait. Some say 0/8, but they're really just mad. That they didn't get the juliano nudes, you said you had.
2018-02-23 14:40
glad u liked
2018-02-23 14:40
#362
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Finland Ez4encehaHAA 
Now thats a 10
2018-02-23 14:41
xD i R8 8/8 Thanks
2018-02-23 14:47
#363
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United States Emopi 
+1 I'm crying this is so powerful
2018-02-23 14:44
:') thanks
2018-02-24 01:36
Very nice :D
2018-02-23 14:49
:D Glad you liked it
2018-02-23 14:56
#366
Nifty | 
Hungary Baliz 
Lot of work in it seemes to me. Great job bud!
2018-02-23 14:53
Just 20 minutes, but I did start over many times
2018-02-23 14:56
-(-1)
2018-02-23 15:45
:O quick maths
2018-02-23 15:47
It means +1
2018-02-23 15:48
I know >.>
2018-02-23 16:04
masterpiece.
2018-02-23 16:08
Thanks Mr Evo
2018-02-23 18:00
xd
2018-02-24 02:13
My favourite part was I have depression, but that's alright I will just go on the best web-site HLTV org brings a smile to my face. For memes, autism and baits, this is with no doubt the bestest place. Forget about YouTube, Twitter, pornhub and such. Then to have a good time, you don't need much. You just need to be creative and then you wait. In just a few seconds people will start taking your bait. Some say 0/8, but they're really just mad. That they didn't get the juliano nudes, you said you had. I got #1 comment, mom I did it. But then I cry as the admins delete it. I go back to baiting and offending random users. Then I am better than all these 12 year olds and fake flagging losers. I read the comments on some of these threads. People so aggressive, they're almost like threats. Everyone forgets what HLTV is really all about. Making threads about fixing teams by taking one out. Sometimes I ask questions, because I am not the best. Will this setup give me good fps? Lost my cash, fuck this team. Gonna hang myself from the ceiling beam. r8 girl, oh look it's just bait. Do think girls use the r8? Despite all the memes and funny baits. My favorites are the useless debates. No matter how good your proof, even if recorded. I'll quickly dismiss it and you're reported. Many unique threads daily to read, but [+18] gifs, is all I need. HLTV has some great people too. The ones who do translations and math homework for you. HLTV is like a family, I say holding back tears. Now that this thread is made, see you all in 10 years.
2018-02-23 16:21
xD nice
2018-02-23 18:00
You are the next squillam fancyson truly amazing!
2018-02-23 18:01
okay, who ever that is :D
2018-02-23 18:02
Only the most elegant man under the ocean
2018-02-23 18:03
oh xD I remember now
2018-02-24 01:25
+1
2018-02-24 15:32
#381
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Bulgaria idkk 
simply beautiful.
2018-02-23 16:23
Thanks :D
2018-02-23 18:00
omg this is so beautiful, this brings tears to my eyes this should be a fixed topic in this forum <3<3<3<3<3 #HLTVarmy
2018-02-23 18:04
agreed xD glad you liked it
2018-02-24 01:26
fucking good :D make a song
2018-02-23 18:07
xD maybe
2018-02-24 01:53
damn you are genius
2018-02-23 18:07
Thanks, glad you liked it
2018-02-24 02:52
ez bro
2018-02-24 01:22
??? Content
2018-02-24 02:53
I have boner thanks
2018-02-24 01:36
wtf >.>
2018-02-24 02:13
I cried
2018-02-24 01:38
don't cry :(
2018-02-24 01:41
You dude, are to my eyes the Shakespeare of CS. One of a kind. This mastepiece of cs literature will remain in my heart for the rest of my days and will bring pure inspiration to keep being an HLTV user. All my respect earned, good sir (._.)_\m/
2018-02-24 01:44
Thanks for the nice words :D Glad you enjoyed it
2018-02-24 02:21
<3 LUL haha nice
2018-02-24 01:55
Thanks Mr l3l
2018-02-24 02:42
#413
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Germany Merkelistan 
Beautiful, made me cry
2018-02-24 02:15
Don't cry :(
2018-02-24 02:26
#418
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United States _SaltY 
When is this getting published could be next best-seller :)
2018-02-24 02:32
It's just a thread but there is also a book I write on my website, that could be published. Shameless advertising
2018-02-24 02:42
#420
kennyS | 
France Thijo 
+1
2018-02-24 02:42
Thanks Mr ThiJO
2018-02-24 03:04
very good, you're very talented
2018-02-24 03:09
Thank Mr kohama
2018-02-24 03:13
#429
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Turkey AtheismFTW 
disappointed that some of the greatest HLTV memes are missing like guardian flick azk the international stars, i'm feeling thank you etc. etc. maybe you update it some time later :) still enjoyed it tho good job
2018-02-24 03:14
In my professional opinion, it'd be too long. I just put my favorites in there anyway.
2018-02-24 12:15
#430
fnx | 
Brazil Beicom 
you made good people appear in hltv. wow. you're a god. respect
2018-02-24 03:25
thanks mr Beicom
2018-02-24 12:48
just beautifull
2018-02-24 03:32
thanks mr Brazil_Is_My_City
2018-02-24 13:43
#433
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United Kingdom DJ_Nr8 
bump so more people will see it
2018-02-24 11:16
Thanks Mr. DJ_Nr8
2018-02-24 13:30
Awww great <3
2018-02-24 11:38
Thanks, glad u liek
2018-02-24 13:43
Love it
2018-02-24 12:52
:D me too
2018-02-24 13:43
"My favorites are the useless debates. No matter how good your proof, even if recorded. I'll quickly dismiss it and you're reported." i cried 8/8 quality thread
2018-02-24 13:49
xD thanks mr Jonathan_E_Stole_My_Bike
2018-02-24 13:59
send to english teacher for pussy?
2018-02-24 13:50
ew, wtf, no, never
2018-02-24 13:54
10/10 respect
2018-02-24 13:51
Thanks mr zeolikk
2018-02-24 14:14
<3
2018-02-24 13:51
:D
2018-02-24 14:24
i'm in tears well done
2018-02-24 14:03
:'D thanks mr IdunnoEnglano
2018-02-24 14:24
do you write a endless book every day? nice one tho
2018-02-24 14:25
Yeah, I post a new page each day, and I write a page each day. You could give it a try. :d it's on my website (my name is the url xD) shameless advertising.
2018-02-24 14:44
I will write it forever. I already have the story in my head.
2018-02-24 14:45
thats nice
2018-02-24 14:46
yeah, they are short, but it's fine
2018-02-24 15:06
i dont read more than 2 lines in a post sorry dude
2018-02-24 14:25
flag checks out
2018-02-24 14:34
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2018-02-24 14:39
kkkkkkkkk
2018-02-24 15:12
rekt
2018-04-19 20:14
reported
2018-02-24 14:44
+1 good one
2018-02-24 14:41
thanks mr rainboweinheit
2018-02-24 15:06
#483
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Ukraine ksay 
hltv literature club :0
2018-02-24 15:13
Just notavailableanymore_com
2018-02-24 15:32
"tears" and "years" don't really rhyme though, do they? also "threads" and "threats" is a fail, come on you can be better than this :P fix it a little and will be very gud
2018-02-26 16:17
Tears and years rhyme perfectly. I think you mix it up with the pronunciation of tear. To tear sth apart. Tear is pronounced like year and to tear more like bear.
2018-02-26 19:36
+1
2018-10-09 15:03
welcome back, to this thread
2018-10-09 21:56
Oh wow, thank mr trump
2018-10-09 21:57
Weiß nicht obs dir jemand gesagt hat, aber du verwendest then nicht wie denn im Deutschen. :)
2018-10-09 21:58
where did it happen?
2018-10-09 21:59
Then to have a good time, you don't need much. Then I am better than all these 12 year olds and fake flagging losers.
2018-10-09 22:01
yeah, not wrong though
2018-10-09 22:01
or? I think it isn't
2018-10-09 22:02
Doch, then ist auf zeit bezogen, wenn du denn meinst nimmst du because
2018-10-09 22:53
Especially in speaking, we can use then to mean ‘in addition’: Hiring a car is an extra expense on holiday and then there’s the cost of insurance. Here’s our bedroom and then we have two more bedrooms down here. If you like Sci-fi, then you will love this book ?
2018-10-09 23:00
Okay I was obviously wrong when I said then is only used for time, but still your sentences are wrong buddy.
2018-10-09 23:15
oh ok, thank
2018-10-09 23:16
xDD You make one like this in 20 minutes - without looking up rhymes on the internet. There is also no way tears and years don't rhyme. And how is threads and threats a fail? Lazy? Maybe Rhymes? Yes I literally rhymed it with it in this text and still works, poems don't even have to actually rhyme.
2018-02-26 23:26
#493
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Hungary Shiron212 
Nice one comrade! 10/10
2018-02-26 19:39
Thanks mr Shiron212
2018-02-26 23:26
9/8 <3
2018-02-26 19:53
:o but that's higher than 1!? Thanks Mr. StewieIsALesbian2k
2018-02-26 23:26
#496
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Cyprus Arkhangels 
Won all respect i didnt have for notavailableanymore... 8/8
2018-02-26 20:00
oh, thanks I guess
2018-02-26 23:27
wat
2018-03-02 07:24
Idk man
2018-03-02 07:27
So nice, my beautiful Goethe. 1337/8 I really loved reading, this has to get constantly bumped for one year or so...
2018-03-02 07:31
xD Thanks Mr F1DDLE
2018-03-02 07:36
#508
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Brazil de_stroyed 
Wow amazing creativity +1 +respect
2018-03-02 15:24
thanks mr de_stroyed
2018-03-04 16:04
+1
2018-03-02 15:25
+1 to you too >.>
2018-03-04 16:04
#511
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Poland madith 
nice :) +1
2018-03-02 15:27
Thanks Mr madith
2018-03-04 16:10
Top bro very good job
2018-03-02 15:27
thanks mr SirDigas
2018-03-04 16:10
This is really great. I enjoyed reading this and I also think that there is a lot of truth in it. Hope that you're gonna keep up the good work. Have my sincere congratulations!
2018-03-05 12:52
All I do is write a book, poems are rare for me, if you're interested the link to my book is my username. Glad you liked the poem >.>
2018-03-05 16:38
Yea, yea I saw that bait already no need to fuss about it :D.
2018-03-05 16:43
what bait? D: I don't remember any bait related to the book >.>
2018-03-05 16:44
Pardon me. I thought that your link was pure bait do to its form "notavailableanymore.com". I've checked it now, my apologies for miss understanding the situation.
2018-03-05 17:33
No it's a website, with my book The name is a joke, just means u took the domain name
2018-03-05 17:36
Yea I've seen it already. Keep up the good work :D.
2018-03-05 17:42
Thanks Mr. spooky skeleton >.>
2018-03-05 17:56
fire in the hole
2018-03-05 12:55
*does no damage* >.>
2018-03-05 16:39
+1
2018-03-05 12:57
thx baiter
2018-03-05 16:40
#520
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Poland Oleczeq 
Good job dude
2018-03-05 15:06
thx Oleczecq
2018-03-05 16:40
Tldr thx
2018-03-05 15:09
tl;dr HLTV bestest
2018-03-05 16:40
:( I put my heart and soul into this
2018-03-05 21:35
xD
2018-03-27 11:24
#522
D0cC | 
Russia shternz 
5+565
2018-03-05 15:32
570, quick meth
2018-03-05 16:42
#523
SS | 
Japan Kryptonic_ 
<3
2018-03-05 15:55
Thanks Mr. Kryptonic_
2018-03-05 16:43
#537
NiKo | 
France Sheld 
9/11
2018-03-05 17:44
Oh, that's a good and bad rating at the same time >.>
2018-03-05 17:55
#541
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Europe 123_123 
+1+1+1+1+1
2018-03-05 17:58
= 5, quick meth
2018-03-05 18:07
nicuo
2018-03-05 18:04
Thank mr neverbait
2018-03-05 18:07
#546
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Argentina ivanpb 
better than neruda, gj bro
2018-03-05 18:09
Oh, OK... Whatever that is
2018-03-05 21:18
#547
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United States PepeBizon 
+9000
2018-03-05 18:12
Thanks
2018-03-05 21:18
xD +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
2018-03-05 18:14
k
2018-03-05 22:25
#549
RobbaN | 
Europe juanoo 
Dude thats fuckin amazing job conratz bro!!
2018-03-05 18:14
thanks mr. juanoo
2018-03-05 22:25
#616
RobbaN | 
Europe juanoo 
np ya cutie
2018-03-06 13:54
O >.>
2018-03-06 13:56
That was beautiful, so many memories of cancer in one website can make a community cry ;^:
2018-03-05 18:21
:'D thanks
2018-03-27 02:37
#556
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Japan NotAn0x0User 
was shit imo not even funny gtfo
2018-03-05 21:20
It's all subjective :d other people like it. Who said I was trying to be funny? I still repect your opinion >.> have a nice day
2018-03-05 22:33
Oh wtf, talked to this nice guy a few days ago, are all people fake?
2018-04-01 19:47
#557
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Brazil RmM_oo 
- 1 this isn't any form of correct poetry since doesn't have any structure applied whatsoever. This can be a free speech that rhymes, tops.
2018-03-05 21:21
I'd love to see the list that contains the rules of poetry, until then 0/8
2018-03-05 22:32
+1
2018-03-27 23:29
#568
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
How is there no structure?
2018-03-05 22:44
#566 I don't know what he means either
2018-03-06 01:34
#558
jks | 
North America xdrax 
veri biblethump i cri eveytim
2018-03-05 21:22
:'D
2018-03-06 01:09
you know what bro just take my hamster ok
2018-03-05 21:25
We already have 2 >.>
2018-03-06 01:09
+17
2018-03-05 21:34
-16
2018-03-06 01:34
#567
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Australia CaoNiQuanJia 
+12312312423489758347258734298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234429857839427598347589472985738947598237589237598472938758973489532452344298578394275983475894729857389475982375892375984729387589734895324523442985783942759834758947298573894759823758923759847293875897348953245234
2018-03-05 22:36
that's a big number +1
2018-03-06 01:39
#569
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Brazil BrenoCRF7 
omg good job bro
2018-03-05 22:46
Thx mr breno
2018-03-06 01:51
#572
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Czech Republic Jurys 
actually beautiful u got some talent mr whoeveryouare
2018-03-06 00:14
oh thanks :o
2018-03-06 01:51
+1
2018-03-27 02:04
#573
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Slovakia VladO.  
n1, I see you put a lot of work into this masterpiece 8/8 gr8 original content nibba
2018-03-06 01:06
Thanks Mr vlad
2018-03-06 01:57
who is poem?
2018-03-06 01:36
idk :l
2018-03-06 01:57
#581
flusha | 
Germany sanos 
crying rn
2018-03-06 01:39
don't D':
2018-03-06 01:58
:( k
2018-03-09 22:18
+1
2018-03-14 09:41
#587
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North America Catterific 
cAN i sIGN yOU
2018-03-06 01:59
Sure
2018-03-06 02:16
#588
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United Kingdom Grenadr 
0/8
2018-03-06 02:01
Oh, ok
2018-03-06 02:16
#591
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United States Potassium39 
I will save this, when I get old, I'll read this and remember how much of a loser everyone on HLTV was. But I cri my friend. 10/10
2018-03-06 02:37
+1
2018-03-06 07:12
+1
2018-03-06 08:57
Hi
2018-03-06 07:08
Hi
2018-03-06 08:57
How are you today?
2018-03-06 09:23
7/10
2018-03-06 09:23
Good enough i guess
2018-03-06 10:03
Yes
2018-03-06 10:03
+1
2018-03-14 09:41
I'm fairly new to hltv, and this basically sums up what hltv is about 8/8 poem pretty straight forward
2018-03-06 07:11
#596
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United States Will767 
2 years ago HLTV was at its prime when csgo lounge allowed skin betting and everyone was super hyped
2018-03-06 08:11
then valve strikes
2018-03-06 08:56
Valve evil
2018-03-06 11:05
Good times
2018-03-06 11:04
Thx
2018-03-06 09:23
#595
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United States Will767 
Very good poem I enjoyed every moment of it
2018-03-06 08:10
:d thanks
2018-03-06 09:41
:d
2018-03-27 04:48
Awesome!
2018-03-06 08:13
k
2018-03-06 09:41
#598
Zeus | 
Russia shanr1s 
like
2018-03-06 08:13
like
2018-03-06 09:41
Its actually pretty nice, "HLTV is like a family, I say holding back tears. Now that this thread is made, see you all in 10 years" i lol'ed on that one xD +1234567890
2018-03-06 11:08
Yeah, my favorite part >.> Didn't even have to look up rhymes.
2018-03-06 14:18
Can a person, in a fun and accurate way, sum up the experience of the HLTV forums in a poem? Yes, a person can. Very nice work mister, very nice indeed. I'd say I enjoyed it all equally much, but the end.. My man.
2018-03-06 11:53
Thanks Mr. Gayvela
2018-03-06 14:19
#614
slaxz- | 
Germany ILOHIM 
you just sweetened my workday <3
2018-03-06 12:24
You're welcome >.>
2018-03-06 14:21
#615
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Poland cGev 
<3
2018-03-06 12:29
:> :3
2018-03-06 14:23
INVALID! LUL
2018-03-08 16:43
?? wdym
2018-03-09 22:18
8/8
2018-03-21 18:06
+1
2018-03-21 18:07
#629
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Germany Payynnkilla 
respect
2018-03-21 18:12
thank
2018-03-21 18:29
Just read everything all over again.
2018-03-21 18:26
I do that everytime I open it
2018-03-21 18:28
#633
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Europe KrakeNCSGO 
respect
2018-03-21 22:06
Thanks Mr. Navi
2018-03-23 00:41
#634
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Brazil igrmeister 
10/10, birifou poem
2018-03-21 22:09
xD thanks
2018-03-23 00:41
#637
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Russia s4nex 
i will sing it in the shower. Great!
2018-03-23 01:21
xD okay
2018-03-27 02:04
That was insane m8, may I use that in my english class? xD
2018-03-27 02:39
Sure, xD
2018-03-27 02:55
#650
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Brazil NotAMonkey 
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life😭😭😭
2018-03-27 02:41
Thanks Mr. NotAMonkey
2018-03-27 02:55
#651
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Someone has to add a beat to it and rap, would be amazing. I don't have nice voice and can't really sing/rap otherwise I'd do it myself
2018-03-27 02:46
Maybe :d
2018-03-27 04:49
#659
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Switzerland VerySwissGuy 
Is part 2 already in production? :)
2018-03-27 11:19
how could I possibly make a part 2
2018-03-27 11:25
#662
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Switzerland VerySwissGuy 
So that means there won't be a part 2 rip :(
2018-03-27 11:28
maybe another poem, but no "hltv part 2"
2018-03-27 11:30
#669
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Albania streetfame 
nah dont make part 2, it would ruin this masterpiece
2018-03-27 11:48
i know
2018-03-27 12:00
I was talking about another poem about another topic
2018-03-27 14:13
amazing poem , very mixed emotions while reading . [+18] gifs is all i need too :'( loved it man thanks
2018-03-27 11:35
xD Thanks
2018-03-27 11:37
Funny and incredibly accurate. Love the humor is mixed up with a good deal of reflection on the (miss)use of this forum :). Good work
2018-03-27 11:40
thanks :d
2018-03-27 12:01
#670
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Israel TheLoveGuy 
GOOD !!!!
2018-03-27 11:59
THANKS
2018-03-27 13:49
+100 respect *gta sa music plays at the background
2018-03-27 12:03
Great music
2018-03-27 13:49
#674
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World Tiabbz 
Well done! But I will forget your name in about 5 minutes sorry! But honestly well done!
2018-03-27 12:05
My name is the name that's already taken
2018-03-27 13:49
#678
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World Tiabbz 
Oh hey, already forget I commented this thread!
2018-03-27 13:52
xD okay
2018-03-27 13:55
#682
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France slakxth 
hey the new poem ?
2018-03-27 13:56
jesus, stop forcing me to write
2018-03-27 13:59
#684
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France slakxth 
HEY FUCKING WRITE.
2018-03-27 14:00
nooo
2018-03-27 14:07
#691
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France slakxth 
k then dont write
2018-03-27 14:12
who said I wouldn't
2018-03-27 14:18
#695
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France slakxth 
WRITE THEN.
2018-03-27 16:51
wtf....
2018-03-27 16:51
#697
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France slakxth 
u are fast. get a life :) xdxdxdxd hahahaHAAA 12 btw :/
2018-03-27 16:52
#698
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France slakxth 
#700 inc im hype af
2018-03-27 16:52
Nah
2018-03-27 16:52
#701
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France slakxth 
wp
2018-03-27 16:53
Is was planed all along
2018-03-27 16:53
D:< Just caught me on my phone at that moment
2018-03-27 16:52
Fucking write or i will kill you
2018-03-27 14:02
D:
2018-03-27 14:07
#679
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Sweden cRUNCHiBOY 
good poem u hit right in my feels.
2018-03-27 13:54
Thank
2018-03-27 13:56
I are agree with you
2018-04-19 20:13
Some say 0/8, but they're really just mad. That they didn't get the juliano nudes, you said you had. Bestest part
2018-03-27 14:01
:d nice
2018-03-27 14:13
This poem has 600+ comments cuz the autor replies 2 times to every comment
2018-03-27 14:05
#exposed
2018-03-27 14:07
+1
2018-03-28 00:17
#703
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Ukraine XFESTER 
OMG so cool, you are realy so fckng amazing my friend, have a nice day blyad.
2018-03-27 17:04
thanks, u 2
2018-03-27 17:22
#707
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Ukraine XFESTER 
TANKS?!?!?!?!?! FAKING FAGGOT ARE U WISH FUCKNG WAR FOR MY COUNTRY! IF I GONNA BE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE, I GONNA DESTROY AUSTRIA FIRST OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2018-03-27 17:22
no sir, I are sorry, I are mistype
2018-03-27 17:22
#709
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Ukraine XFESTER 
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Pirates gonna take all gold of your country!!!!!!!!!!!!
2018-03-27 17:23
oh no D: not the pirates
2018-03-27 17:23
#711
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Ukraine XFESTER 
Stop, you have not acess to the sea. Fak. So i think alcoholics from Bavaria gonna find out you and show the some noice juliano pics for you.
2018-03-27 17:24
oh, nice. Have a nice day!
2018-03-27 17:24
#713
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Ukraine XFESTER 
but you wish tanks for me? So isn't bad if all tanks, gonna be mine!!
2018-03-27 17:25
Yeah, all yours, you get tanks, I get juliano pics. Everyone will be happy.
2018-03-27 17:26
#704
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Sweden geng 
dayyyum dat shit got sum fire
2018-03-27 17:07
thank mr.geng
2018-03-27 17:21
+1 Awesome
2018-03-27 17:34
Thanks :d
2018-03-27 23:29
you stole this from someone else
2018-03-27 23:33
Nope, all made by me, unless you find proof that doesnt exist.
2018-03-28 00:23
#723
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Romania Lexbahnic 
bump
2018-03-30 22:29
I love bumps
2018-04-01 14:18
#724
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France p2l 
i enjoyed this masterpiece
2018-03-30 22:35
Glad u did
2018-04-01 19:19
#725
Cud | 
World word_exe 
I are feeling thank you
2018-03-30 22:43
Good
2018-04-01 19:17
bump for great artist of hltv!! #HLTVarmy
2018-04-01 13:55
Oh, a bump, nice
2018-04-01 14:18
SO TRUE!!! nicework sir
2018-04-01 13:55
Thank Mr realflagger
2018-04-01 19:17
wp wp
2018-04-01 14:09
ty
2018-04-01 19:19
#729
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Portugal NabasKi 
see you in 10 years then
2018-04-01 14:10
Are you going or am I ?
2018-04-01 16:24
#737
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Portugal NabasKi 
both of us xd
2018-04-01 16:31
Oh ok
2018-04-01 16:35
Can I go again ?
2018-04-19 20:12
#730
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Netherlands Deji 
Interesting man, i have read it
2018-04-01 14:10
Thank Mr. YouTuber
2018-04-01 17:36
#731
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Portugal tioNik 
I am so relaxed after this. Thank you for this. Have a good day. ~ tioNik
2018-04-01 14:13
Thank, u 2
2018-04-01 17:35
see you in 10 years
2018-04-01 14:24
xD
2018-04-01 16:24
#745
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Portugal Fasper 
actually, pretty good
2018-04-01 19:20
Thanks Mr. Fasper
2018-04-01 19:47
Nice one
2018-04-03 21:45
thank mr eternal
2018-04-03 22:32
Tears in my eyes, so true, so beautiful
2018-04-03 21:48
:'D thanks
2018-04-03 23:04
#753
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Brazil Nope360 
OMG THIS IS AMAZING!!! GOOD JOB DUDE
2018-04-03 21:49
Thanks mr. Nope360
2018-04-03 23:04
#763
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Brazil Nope360 
u welcome
2018-04-03 23:10
:d
2018-04-03 23:11
This is actually fucking hilarious, good work man, haha.
2018-04-03 21:53
thanks mr. syn_
2018-04-04 22:15
#755
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Russia Naaajak 
50% of the comments here are from Julek, gg
2018-04-03 21:54
xd gotta keep it alive
2018-04-03 22:32
#756
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Hungary Nemes 
So honest, good job ;)
2018-04-03 21:59
thanks mr. nemes
2018-04-04 22:15
SO GOOD MAN
2018-04-03 22:34
thanks :d
2018-04-10 22:59
BEST POST ON THIS SITE.
2018-04-03 22:36
:O
2018-04-10 22:59
i are agree
2018-04-19 20:09
oh ok, thanks
2018-04-19 20:09
thank you for bringing smile to my face and feeling love again :))))
2018-04-19 20:10
:o great to hear. gl in life and stuff
2018-04-19 20:11
bump
2018-04-04 08:30
Thanks
2018-04-12 07:34
10/10 oida
2018-04-04 08:34
Thanks mr.light
2018-04-12 07:34
why u bump
2018-04-12 07:44
Why do you?
2018-04-12 07:44
because I like the poem
2018-04-12 07:46
And I want more people to read and enyoy. Have a nice day
2018-04-12 07:47
#777
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Romania Lexbahnic 
Time for daily bumperino
2018-04-12 14:47
Thanks :d
2018-04-12 19:58
#778
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Germany Dayjay 
n1 dude. love this one.
2018-04-12 14:50
Glad you do :d
2018-04-12 19:59
#781
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United States Toxsick11 
I can't believe this fantastic thread slipped past me, but I absolutely love the poem! 1000% my new favorite thread.
2018-04-19 19:55
+1
2018-04-19 20:08
+1
2018-05-12 13:01
:D glad u liek :d
2018-04-20 14:21
oh hi!!! what a beautiful poem! have a nice day :)
2018-04-19 19:56
Thanks, you tooo
2018-04-20 14:21
#783
jks | 
United States Sacko117 
really nice, brought a tear to my eye
2018-04-19 20:03
me 2 ma heart is full of love
2018-04-19 20:08
:D
2018-05-12 13:01
:'D thanks
2018-04-22 11:42
God bless you my friend Full respect for you
2018-04-19 20:07
glad u liek
2018-04-22 11:42
I will just go on the best web-site
2018-04-20 14:21
hltv bestest
2018-04-22 11:38
Nicht schlecht, Herr Specht!
2018-04-22 21:05
xD, okay
2018-04-29 16:47
incredible Mr NotAvailableAnymore_com
2018-04-22 21:05
Thanks Mr happy
2018-05-06 11:54
#810
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Slovakia HowToHltv 
this is damn awesome
2018-04-22 21:08
Agreed
2018-05-06 11:58
really good m8.
2018-04-29 17:02
Thanks m8
2018-05-06 11:58
#817
device | 
Yugoslavia mrmojo 
nice poem :D <3
2018-04-29 17:09
Thank :D
2018-05-06 11:58
#818
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Germany chillhase 
you have a great talent man :D
2018-04-29 17:13
:o thank
2018-05-03 05:57
I will lock you in my basement if this shit goes mainstream. Whats happens in hltv stays in hltv
2018-04-29 17:21
if it does, it aren't my fault, I are only post here
2018-05-03 05:57
#820
SPUNJ | 
Australia jsl54 
b
2018-04-29 17:23
a
2018-05-06 11:56
#834
SPUNJ | 
Australia jsl54 
b
2018-05-06 12:10
#867
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United States Toxsick11 
y
2018-06-18 21:08
#821
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United States Vaem 
Good poem, beautiful stuff
2018-04-29 18:26
Thanks Mr vaem
2018-05-06 11:56
i love it
2018-05-03 05:58
:d good
2018-05-06 11:54
Hello
2018-05-24 18:36
Hello
2018-06-15 07:37
Hello
2018-06-15 07:54
Hello
2018-06-15 08:10
buntifule
2018-05-24 18:38
+1
2018-06-15 07:36
#839
NAF | 
United States CrewCS 
+1
2018-05-24 18:41
thank
2018-06-19 11:28
#840
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Germany Kaidixdeh 
In line 4 did you wrote "bestest" deliberately?
2018-05-24 18:43
Of course, it's an HLTV meme
2018-06-07 08:09
no, he is just bating you, haHAA
2018-06-15 11:26
#841
chelo | 
Brazil Deodato 
So good +1
2018-05-24 18:45
thank
2018-06-21 19:53
#842
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France slakxth 
wow
2018-06-07 08:03
nt owen wilson
2018-06-21 19:53
#882
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France slakxth 
Ya know how to bump a thread h3h3 Are you trying to reach the 1000comments ?
2018-06-21 20:26
I want everyone to read it
2018-06-21 20:34
I'm finaly unbanned ^^ Great
2018-06-07 08:07
xD thanks
2018-07-09 19:04
+1 Haha Classic well done my man
2018-06-07 08:14
thank
2018-07-09 19:04
This is so sad, can we reach 10.000 apples? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanna buy the best apples in HLTV? call me NOW: 011-1337-APPLE and get an 80% discount on your first 5 kilos! 2018-06-15 02:20
2018-06-15 08:21
Yes we can
2018-07-09 19:04
#853
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Bulgaria kr9ptonn 
beautiful
2018-06-15 11:15
thank
2018-07-12 17:04
TLDR I'm kiddin. This poem is so delicate and cute, like a flower.
2018-06-15 11:19
Uff you almost give me earth attack I think you TLDR
2018-07-12 17:05
UpperClass poem
2018-06-15 11:22
+1
2018-06-17 08:57
#857
D0cC | 
Netherlands Idioot 
Neat
2018-06-15 11:25
Thanks
2018-06-17 08:57
beautiful my friend, good job.
2018-06-17 09:00
Thank Mr monsteRR_
2018-07-12 17:05
n
2018-06-18 17:56
o
2018-06-19 22:32
#863
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Brazil HRP_9acc 
weeb-site ( not bumping )
2018-06-18 18:00
lul
2018-06-19 22:32
#1059
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Brazil hrp_someway 
+1 this guy has +9000 iq.
2018-11-17 20:15
#864
jks | 
Australia Mosski 
cool
2018-06-18 18:13
yeah
2018-07-13 22:08
perfect
2018-06-18 18:14
thank
2018-07-13 22:08
See u in 10 years?
2018-06-18 19:45
yes, cuz ban
2018-07-20 09:54
+1
2018-06-18 21:10
thank
2018-07-20 09:54
#871
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Portugal beast_ 
ez
2018-06-18 21:15
indeed
2018-07-25 14:20
#872
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
+1
2018-06-18 21:33
thank
2018-07-25 14:20
this is gold +1
2018-06-21 13:43
thank
2018-08-04 20:15
bumperoni
2018-06-21 19:54
Thankeroni
2018-06-21 20:34
lol so many comments
2018-06-21 19:55
60% mine
2018-06-21 23:17
#890
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
hot girl pics/gifs collection v2.0
2018-06-21 23:38
+1
2018-08-04 20:15
#881
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United States b7a 
You did a wonderful job on this, my friend.
2018-06-21 19:59
thanks mr b7a
2018-06-21 23:17
#883
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Dominican Republic hyziug0d 
yoo get some trap beat and sing it Xd
2018-06-21 20:30
Maybe
2018-06-21 20:35
NotAvailableAnymore legend
2018-06-21 23:36
maybe
2018-07-30 04:19
Got me right in the feels there
2018-06-21 23:41
+rep :D
2018-07-30 04:19
#892
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Romania Cuntstantin 
this should be on the hltv homepage
2018-06-28 09:35
Agreed
2018-08-09 01:42
#893
JW | 
Vietnam slakng 
when i have nothing to do i came here and i read this poem again and again, u change my life brother <3
2018-07-02 08:38
I read it every time I comment
2018-08-09 01:43
tldr?
2018-07-02 08:40
hltv weird but best
2018-09-16 22:04
Seems good for 2016 hltv user
2018-07-02 08:42
wtf does that mean
2018-09-02 10:53
It's a beginner's difficulty poem. What would be the melody for it? You could hardly sing it. No dudeson, it's a very easy one
2018-07-02 08:43
jovik plz don't throw stone in a glasshouse i know how trash ur texts you uploaded to youtube were
2018-07-02 08:46
What? Give me my YT, nobody said he had videos And my texts are aimed to be composed into actual songs with the melody to sing it. If you write a poem then it at least should have a good meaning and rhyming, it's a childish level here
2018-07-02 08:49
You took those videos down in embarrasement short memory?
2018-07-02 08:59
Never knew I had videos uploaded on YT, but thanks for telling me. I only wish I had a chance to see them but alright, oddly odd dudeson
2018-07-02 09:01
Nt pedo
2018-07-02 09:02
Nt cucked pseudo viking
2018-07-02 09:04
Ure a 21 yr old virgin "musician" calling people cucked
2018-07-02 09:11
I'm 19 year lyricist and I already sang for some bands. And yes, your whole nation is cucked now /closed
2018-07-02 09:23
imagine being the ultimate cuck and blaming a nation for being cucked 😂
2018-07-02 09:31
#899
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Albania blizaardy 
better than todays rappers
2018-07-02 08:46
xD
2018-09-02 10:53
#900
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United Kingdom __JB 
feelshltvman
2018-07-02 08:48
it really do
2018-09-02 10:53
Good one. Carry on
2018-07-02 09:06
I are did write more stuff after this
2018-09-16 22:05
#909
sergej | 
Poland Noxize 
True
2018-07-02 09:13
ya
2018-09-16 22:05
Bump Bump Bumperino. Bump bump bumperino
2018-07-02 09:21
that's a lot of bumping
2018-09-16 22:19
#913
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Romania Lexbahnic 
bumperinooooooooooo hehe
2018-07-06 18:24
ooooooooo
2018-08-18 21:52
#914
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Turkey devriyeL 
new sheakspare
2018-07-06 18:25
I aren't think that
2018-09-25 18:50
+1
2018-07-06 18:29
#916
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United States Toxsick11 
+111
2018-07-06 19:44
+1 The best comment i saw here, ahahahah
2018-07-09 22:37
comment? you mean thread
2018-08-10 16:19
#921
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Russia Baitzera_SK 
8/8
2018-07-09 22:39
thank
2018-08-10 16:19
2018-07-09 22:41
Yeah, but where is that and why is it not formatted
2018-07-09 23:17
steam profile i will fix no worries
2018-07-09 23:18
here, for you getpo.st/2r.txt
2018-07-09 23:19
thx my man, saved me some work
2018-07-09 23:20
2nd best website (after HLTV)
2018-07-09 23:22
Nothing beats HLTV <3
2018-07-09 23:24
#937
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Czech Republic Whitezz 
I r8 this b8 1783929783/8
2018-07-18 00:27
B8 ?
2018-08-18 18:11
#960
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Czech Republic Whitezz 
I don't even know i wrote this i was probably little bit drunk
2018-08-18 19:13
+1 great job !
2018-08-12 07:58
thank mr. jzd06
2018-09-27 22:20
Great poem. Turn it into a rap song.
2018-08-12 08:02
I can't rap
2018-08-18 18:10
Deserves to be resuscitated
2018-08-18 18:13
thank
2018-08-18 21:52
POG
2018-08-18 21:53
Yeet
2018-09-25 18:50
POGGERS
2018-08-18 21:53
nice meem
2018-09-27 22:20
#975
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Europe wotDfak 
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
2018-09-16 22:09
It aren't bait
2018-10-02 10:28
this is why i respect u
2018-09-16 22:11
thank mr. s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I are respect you too
2018-09-16 22:16
+1
2018-09-16 22:14
Thank
2018-10-02 10:29
#982
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Norway Ayngel 
beautiful
2018-09-16 22:58
thank
2018-10-05 20:16
#983
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Russia ArtyCS 
Much respect, +1
2018-09-16 23:00
thank mr ArtyCS
2018-10-05 20:16
Have a lil bump
2018-09-17 08:55
xD
2018-10-05 20:17
Good job, m8
2018-09-17 09:08
thank men
2018-11-17 20:07
Close to 1000 replies, good on ya ma fague
2018-09-25 18:52
yeah, xd
2018-11-17 20:07
#989
NEO | 
Poland Trausky 
wow nice lyrics
2018-09-25 18:54
Upload to youtube with some beats
2018-09-25 18:56
legend
2018-09-26 12:34
Thanks men
2018-12-17 17:26
10/10
2018-09-26 12:36
I got tears of joy in my eyes
2018-09-27 22:27
#997
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United States Toxsick11 
We're almost at 1000 comments, this truly is a legendary thread! :D
2018-09-28 01:02
1000 comments btw
2018-10-02 14:03
I once subscribed to this thread so I wouldn't lose it, so much spam
2018-10-02 14:05
Xaxaxa nice !
2018-10-02 14:06
#1006
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Poland konddyhehe 
NotAvailableAnymore, you have made 452 replies in this thread. wow
2018-10-05 20:18
:D everyone has to read this
2018-10-09 15:02
Bump again
2018-10-05 20:51
#1010
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Poland konddyhehe 
Bump (brothers acc)
2018-10-09 17:05
epic
2018-12-17 17:27
#1067
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Poland konddyhehe 
shameless bump huh
2018-12-17 17:29
yeah
2018-12-17 17:29
#1011
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Bump (distant slaves acc)
2018-10-09 18:27
bump(my dads acc)
2018-10-09 18:28
#1013
NAF | 
Slovakia t4gg3d 
bump(my neighbours' acc)
2018-10-09 18:31
+1000 replies wtf is this the biggest thread ever? (newfag)
2018-10-09 18:32
[+18] gifs and pics was way bigger
2018-10-09 18:34
#1017
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Poland sitarskee 
that's noble worthy poem, humanity saving piece of work i really like it 7/8
2018-10-09 18:34
then you might like the other hltv.org/forums/threads/1898291/poem-abo..
2018-10-09 18:35
+1
2018-10-09 18:38
#1022
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France TheFaren 
god i love this
2018-10-09 21:57
#1025
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France TheFaren 
you make HLTV great
2018-10-09 21:59
absolute legend your new poem is spectacular as well, i must say (Jonathon E. poem) I look forward to your next poem!
2018-10-09 22:08
reaching 1000k comments
2018-10-09 22:08
+1
2018-10-09 22:43
#1033
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Sweden Slappy :) 
Legend
2018-10-09 22:44
+1111111111111111
2018-10-09 22:45
i cry evertyiem
2018-10-09 22:45
tldr?
2018-10-09 22:46
#1037
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Poland Ktav 
Holy shit dude respect. Reported - poem is to good :D
2018-10-09 22:49
wow, that really surprised me, congrats.
2018-10-09 23:19
#1043
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Lithuania aisTISsS 
M8 thats a nice poem.
2018-10-09 23:27
#1044
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Europe Favit 
nicely done amte 10/10
2018-10-09 23:33
#1045
f0rest | 
Italy _VAC_ 
im not crying, youre crying T_T 10/10 poem
2018-10-11 21:41
Still the best hltv thread bro <3
2018-10-15 10:16
stopped reading at "poems"
2018-10-15 10:27
BEST HLTV POEM
2018-10-15 13:17
#1049
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Romania Lexbahnic 
This makes me cri everitim i read it man, congrats
2018-10-21 13:43
i want to push this again
2018-10-24 07:50
#1051
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
This never gets old
2018-10-24 07:56
#1052
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Ukraine vladikbo$$ 
Very good!
2018-10-24 08:35
#1055
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Brazil subconsious 
HLTV is family
2018-11-17 20:09
See u
2018-11-17 20:12
#1057
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North America alej250 
nice poem dude
2018-11-17 20:13
How to save a post on hltv ??
2018-11-17 20:14
10/10
2018-11-17 20:34
I r8 8/8
2018-11-17 20:38
Old Gold
2018-11-20 09:17
I like gold
2018-12-17 17:27
#1063
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Romania Lexbahnic 
why do admins delete my bumps?
2018-11-28 21:51
#1069
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Indonesia Astranesia 
legendary
2018-12-17 17:31
#1071
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France J0riS_ 
Genius
2018-12-17 17:33
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