JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." - Indira Gandhi
I wasn't feeling are you fuck you that mom gey
"Stop you violated the law"
"worse awper in the world (can't hit an elephant) in your team, chuck norris of awp is in opponent team"
'Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain.'
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit."
Life is shit and then you die
"Poppin mollys and drivin maseratis" - Liliam Pumpernickel
"my fellow Americans ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country" - John F. Kennedy
"i'm not here to take part, i'm here to take over"
‘As my dad used to say,
Fuck off the couch cunt’
Maybe I won't go down in history but I will go down on your sister
"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien
"The best revenge is massive success. "