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Singapore FreeMotherBitch 
Admins don't get offended my initials are fmBitch, and bitch is not even an offensive word its most commonly used to refer to a female dog, wolf, fox or otter according to oxford dictionary. So my name is basically Free a Mother who has a female dog, wolf, fox or otter 'daughter'. Anyways lets get into it, basically i am divine compared to the average. So i am here to help everyone with any problems ranging from team fixes to losing your virginity. I checked guidelines, there is nothing saying i can't help people in the Off Topic forum, so please stop removing my threads and giving me 1 week bans. TL:DR I fix your problems, ill begin with examples down below.
2018-03-21 09:37
Give me those precious seconds I would have had if I hadn't clicked this thread
2018-03-21 09:39
There is nothing precious about your time on this earth. Please stop acting like your relevant. The more important you act the less people will like you. But of course you wouldn't know anything about that...
2018-03-21 09:53
1. Is shox r****ded? Why did he want to kick NBK and Apex A: If you would've kept watching the interview you would've understood why. Ofcourse it is irrational for shox to kick someone like NBK but like he said they needed drastic changes. Just because you have the 4 best players in the world in a team does not mean that team has to be great. They might have had some difficulties ingame, toxicity, lack of trust etc. We do not know the full situation but i say for now, always trust a leaders decision even if it leads to the downfall of a team, cause whats the point in having a leader if you dont want to follow him? Just go with it and see what happens. 2. How do i get away with murder? A: You don't. What comes around goes around, sooner or later justice will happen. What is the difference between being punished now and later? Rather get it over with than running away with the burden of surviving your entire life? What is the point of living if there is nothing to live for? (Everyone who is suicide in the comment section i'm not telling you to kill yourself if you have nothing to live for i'm just saying rather be happy locked in a prison cell than be depressed concealing everything.) 3. I just stole epinephrine from the hospital and injected 30 mg into my bloodstream. A: Did you never learn never to eat anything you don't know about? Prime example stealing your parents heart medication and eating it to commit suicide. FYI overdosing on epinephrine or any other medication for that matter is worse than almost any other common suicide methods. To begin with you should seek medical attention as soon as possible, if you have phentolamine lying around on the floor carefully ask the doctor how much you should inject in your finger to reverse the effect.
2018-03-21 09:52
These questions are just examples, yours don't have to be this serious.
2018-03-21 09:54
go clean toilet polak
2018-03-21 09:53
Very funny and hypocritical.
2018-03-21 09:54
why u buly me every1 askink
2018-03-21 09:55
Don't play the game if you can't stand the pain.
2018-03-21 09:57
pain died against naruto but nt
2018-03-21 09:58
How hard is it for betas to ask a question?
2018-03-21 09:59
he mr alpha male, can u answer me ?
2018-03-21 10:11
Answer what?
2018-03-21 10:11
me dude
2018-03-21 10:11
What do you want me to answer?
2018-03-21 10:12
the question OMG.....
2018-03-21 10:12
Can you repeat the question?
2018-03-21 10:12
yes
2018-03-21 10:13
#11
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
What do you think about jonty?
2018-03-21 10:01
He is an okay dude, idk why everybody thinks he's baiting. He's actually being serious and not sarcastic.
2018-03-21 10:02
#13
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
Wow. Lost all respect for you. 0/8 bait btw
2018-03-21 10:08
Coming from a guy who has dedicated his life to getting jonty banned.
2018-03-21 10:09
#17
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
I work for the greater good of mankind. And I'm not a shit baiter like you. Reported btw
2018-03-21 10:10
Go ahead report me, i have nothing to hide. There is nothing great about banning someone innocent.
2018-03-21 10:10
#22
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
Innocent? Oh wow you're really delusional holy shit. Hope you get banned too along with him . Cya in 10 years
2018-03-21 10:11
u didnt realize that its the alt of jonty..
2018-03-21 10:14
#33
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
Lmao keep dreaming
2018-03-21 10:22
im not dreamin this is truth, believe truth or die
2018-03-21 10:25
Already have a 10 year ban, not going down that path again, noty.
2018-03-21 10:15
#34
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
Obviously. When. You're like jonty obviously you'll get banned
2018-03-21 10:23
u see he is like jonty.
2018-03-21 10:25
#37
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
Okay fine I don't respect your opinion Have a horrible day
2018-03-21 10:26
He is literally agreeing with you and you told him to have a horrible day, lol idiot.
2018-03-21 10:27
#42
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
This is exactly why people like you should get banned. Calling others idiot. Reported again btw
2018-03-21 10:49
ye he is a bit retarded
2018-03-21 11:35
love you <3
2018-03-21 10:09
u 2 bro <3
2018-03-21 10:10
#19
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
Slumdog millionaire
2018-03-21 10:10
first name messiah?
2018-03-21 10:11
raps so hot
2018-03-21 10:53
reported
2018-03-21 10:13
#32
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Croatia Ban_Jonty_ffs 
Reported for abusing the report button
2018-03-21 10:22
#39
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Finland D3dust 
30mg of epinephrine?? what? 0.25-0.5 mg is what people use for their allergic reactions if bees sting or whatever, lul?
2018-03-21 10:41
See an Epinephrine needle in the hospital contains 10mg, i just hypothetically created a situation were some idiot injected 3 needles. 1 Needle is enough to kill you if you don't treat it ASAP as it can lead to low blood stream, low blood pressure, numbness in certain parts of body, bad blood circulation, chest pain and eventually a heart attack, but i just made a situation were someone was really stupid enough to inject 3.
2018-03-21 10:45
#41
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Finland D3dust 
hahaa, why do dovtors need 10mg anyway? Some situation where a person is dying and heart stopped and then it is injected or whatever?
2018-03-21 10:47
Yeah they inject like 1-2mg if someone has heart problems and his heart is pumping either slower than usual or going down. It is Adrenaline.
2018-03-21 10:55
#45
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Finland D3dust 
ye, I know it is adrenaline :D thanks :)
2018-03-21 11:31
Ohk, didn't know if you knew or not :D
2018-03-21 11:31
#47
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Finland D3dust 
now you know if I know or not xD
2018-03-21 11:32
How can you fix yourself?
2018-03-21 11:40
You can't fix yourself if you are happy, you are already perfect enough to enjoy life. What is the point in being perfect? We're human, everyone is bad a something.
2018-03-21 11:42
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Israel PapaObama 
how can i get myself a free motherbitch?
2018-03-21 11:40
free mother bitch isn't something you can get, the mother of the bitch is in jail because she told a pig to fuck himself. That is why i named myself Free Mother Bitch, to protest against the unfair laws for dogs.
2018-03-21 11:43
#53
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Israel PapaObama 
wow what a sad story :( #FreeMotherBitch #RUNMOTHERBITCHG
2018-03-21 11:46
#RUNMOTHERBITCHG indeed
2018-03-21 11:46
#55
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
Top 5 books? Top 5 shows? Top 1 stock for the Upcoming 3-5 years? Your welcome now go and answer cyka bitch
2018-03-21 11:51
I don't read books anymore since i'm a moron. Top 5 Books 5. Holes 4. Harry Potter 1-8 (8 Is the new one that came out like a year ago fyi) 3. A German Nazi Girl who became a prostitute after the war, part 1 & 2 (Don't know title but that is what it was about) 2. Story is about an Indian guy living in America i think, and he accidentely shit himself in the pool because he didn't want to go to the toilet because he was afraid someone was gonna walk in after him and notice the stench. (dont remember name) 1. Handicapped Native American who lived in a reserve with his poor family and managed to get into a white school, he was really smart, i think the book took place in 2008, he said he was 14 at the time. (Don't remember the books name obviosly) Top 5 Shows have only watched 23 shows that i liked my entire life, watching 15 of them ATM while rest ended. Can't quite decide but i would say something like. 5. Big Mouth / South Park 4. Fresh Off the boat 3. Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2. On My Block 1. Rick and Morty Top 1 Stock for the upcoming 3-5 years There are no stocks that would consistently increase over the past 3-5 years. But the most stable companies for now seem like Amazon or NVidia. Drastic changes can happen, just you profit out of this after 5 years does not mean its the best options. There are plenty of small companies growing fast, buying into them and selling before a crash is the most recommended method, that or buying after a recent market crash.
2018-03-21 12:11
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
Tell me title of book nr 3, all I found with a Quick Google was" a german Girl", you had one job and you must complete it My dood.
2018-03-21 17:15
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