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hltv WW3
markeloff | 
Other flynttt 
so.. WW III has start u are the country in your flag.. lets start how things are going to happen tell what moves you (the country u represent) will make and at end we decide who is gonna win the war rules: 1. nukes are not allowed (only if u are going to nuke brazil, and brazil can nuke argentina) 2. u cant make peace.. or u attack or u are neutral and can be attacked anytime 3. if are being attacked by 3 countrys at same time your country is dead and now you have to chose one of the 3 countrys to represent. 4. read ALL the thread before posting.. 5. enter hltvchat for more details about what is happening in the war good lucky everyone
2018-04-12 22:47
i will start WORLD nukes BRAZIL
2018-04-12 22:47
#5
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Brazil fallenzera_SK 
damn, im out of the game already
2018-04-12 22:49
rip
2018-04-12 22:51
#59
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Denmark Xipingu 
Lol fan of a hotdog? What team is it? xD
2018-04-12 23:22
#65
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United States Idoitforlols 
maxisaucisse
2018-04-12 23:24
#69
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Denmark Xipingu 
Oh well nvm yeah that was a stupid question :D
2018-04-12 23:27
#153
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United States ARKTYC 
LOL
2018-04-13 10:28
LOL
2018-04-17 13:56
#155
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United States ARKTYC 
Who nuked it
2018-04-13 10:30
#189
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Europe Cumhur2004 
world
2018-04-13 14:07
#191
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United States ARKTYC 
500iq answer thanks
2018-04-13 14:09
500 iq question
2018-04-17 13:49
#295
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United States ARKTYC 
ikr Still thinking about why all world nuked Brazil
2018-04-17 15:33
idk kev
2018-04-17 18:41
And there will be no more food in the world.
2018-04-13 14:42
#213
s1mple | 
Brazil LukFD 
flag checks out
2018-04-16 21:44
#2
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Denmark happyDane 
Germany never started an war, prove me wrong.
2018-04-12 22:49
+1 WW1: Austria WW2: started by an austrian ruling in germany Austria nation of evil confirmed
2018-04-12 22:50
#23
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
let me correct u WW1: Serbian rebels WW2: USA BRitain and franc via the treaty of versailles
2018-04-12 22:56
A war isnt started by an assasination it is started by either a war-declaration or a raid. So Austria started world war 1 allthough the assasination of franz ferdinand definetly was a catalysator for that. The treaty of versailles also was one of the many reasons the republic of weimar collapsed and the NsDAP took over but it is absurd to say it started ww2
2018-04-12 23:12
#66
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Germany XRippeR 
no its not absurd to say. versailles is the reason for ww2
2018-04-12 23:24
Sehr vereinfacht gedacht mein freund
2018-04-12 23:29
#76
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Germany XRippeR 
das ist die wahrheit
2018-04-12 23:31
austria startet war against serbia not against the world
2018-04-16 22:14
how we started the WW1? We just killed one man.
2018-04-12 23:23
nt warmonger
2018-04-12 23:31
check his flag and see his delusion
2018-04-17 13:58
#72
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Denmark Xipingu 
I mean yeah you can argue that the treaty of versailles was a kickstarter for WW2, but assasinations do not start world wars. In that case we would already be at WW5 or 6 or smth.
2018-04-12 23:29
+1 finally someone with a brain but treaty of versailles also wasnt the reason for WW2 more of a catalysator for the collapse of weimar.
2018-04-12 23:31
#79
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Denmark Xipingu 
Ty sir. Yeah you're right. I just happened to listen to the history lessons, something I know a lot doesn't xD
2018-04-12 23:32
#265
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Germany diviNityyyyy 
no the poorlacks who attacked our radio station
2018-04-17 13:48
wtf is wrong with you?
2018-04-17 13:57
#281
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United States 4PP135 
While I'll admit the Treaty kinda fucked Germany, but the response to that was a little disproportionate.
2018-04-17 14:04
#156
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Austria Laolon 
yeah fear us my friend xD
2018-04-13 10:35
good case can be made for Belgium starting both wars.
2018-04-14 04:37
JAPAN ERASED CAUSE NOBODY NEEDS WEEBS
2018-04-12 22:49
+1
2018-04-12 22:49
#24
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
+1
2018-04-12 22:56
#81
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Denmark Xipingu 
H E A D S H O T
2018-04-12 23:32
#190
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Europe Cumhur2004 
+1
2018-04-13 14:08
+all
2018-04-17 13:09
#255
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Norway HydropanicCS 
OWAE WA MO SHINDERU!!
2018-04-17 13:35
#285
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Germany zeolikk 
+1
2018-04-17 14:33
nt prokda
2018-04-12 22:49
#154
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United States ARKTYC 
you are prodka wtf
2018-04-13 10:29
nt prokda
2018-04-13 12:18
#7
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Germany Cyasera 
Germany tries to conquer Luxembourg but fails...
2018-04-12 22:49
#22
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Germany Cyasera 
Update: Luxembourg conquered Cologne.
2018-04-12 22:55
ok war report updated
2018-04-12 22:57
#9
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Armenia cGev 
Armenia 0 fucks given, gonna keep on makinh military service mainstream
2018-04-12 22:50
russia will win cuz USA has much more to lose. they are talking tough but they don't want war. life is good in america rn. if you were american do you really want to go and die in syria just to "teach putin and assad a lesson". people like trump need to stfu with their tough talking because they are making threats that their ass can't carry.
2018-04-12 22:54
#13
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Armenia cGev 
Play by the rules or be nuked
2018-04-12 22:51
unlikely.
2018-04-12 22:53
dude you are taking the game a bit too serious
2018-04-12 22:51
wrong reply
2018-04-12 23:21
US can only make a war against an enemy who can't fight back.
2018-04-12 23:21
lol we tried that aka vietnam
2018-04-13 01:06
and russia can only make a war with others supplying them
2018-04-13 08:19
Cool story bro.
2018-04-13 08:23
and US can only open the second front when the outcome of the war is already predetermined
2018-04-13 11:29
it became predetermined once pearl harbor happened
2018-04-13 11:53
Imagine China declares war to US, attacks, occupies part of it's territory, advances to the Washington. US beg Russia to open second front in order to help, Russia makes an excuse that it is not possible at the moment and continues to sell goods to China and US as Russia don't want to see both of them as a geopolitical powers. Then China orders NKorea to attack Russia in order to cover its back. NKorea bites into Russia's leg, Russia lazily shacking its leg trying to get NKorea off. Russia does it for several years more. Then US finally defeats China in the Trumpiegrad, now it is clear that China is done. Russia in order to prevent US from capitalization of whole Asia opens Western front and deploys its troops in Blagoveschensk. Good job Russia, the WW3 true winner.
2018-04-13 14:06
Dude just shut up because if USA wouldn't supply Russia with tanks and weapons you wouldn't be able to defend yourself from Germany. You both were allies, also dont be shocked if once again in future you gonna be allies together against China.
2018-04-17 12:16
#260
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Russia k3ron 
Japan did nothing wrong.
2018-04-17 13:40
#115
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United States sickening 
that's what people thought before WWII when barely anyone in the US wanted to join the war until Pearl Harbor. once americans die then people in the US get VERY pissed off... look at 9/11 too. after that happened approval for Bush soared and practically everyone wanted revenge in some way. if a war does start then expect american approval to be low at the beginning until civilians die or soldiers die in some gruesome way, then the entire population will be 100% for annihilating whoever fucked with us.
2018-04-13 00:03
yes but we can say pearl harbor and 9/11 were sneak attacks. i think this time it's more like america is intentionally walking into a rake. maybe more like vietnam or iraq. so you have to ask just who wants to fetch their tin hat and go and fight?
2018-04-13 00:11
#133
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United States TriHardSeven 
The problem with Vietnam and Iraq, is that we never really went there to win. This applies to Iraq a lot more, these so called "rules" in war hinder the American military so much. If there was an actual full scale war (without nukes) then all rules are off the table and we would probably carpet bomb any country back to the stone age.
2018-04-13 00:24
uh. we absolutely went to war to win. at the start of the Vietnam war it had an approval rating of 85%+. I agree with you on the red tape part of it, however. I was a military fuckup because politicians suck
2018-04-13 01:07
#130
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United States TriHardSeven 
Life is good here, but one thing you underestimate is American nationalism, and the love for our country. We do not want war, but if we are attacked we will defend ourselves.
2018-04-13 00:22
yes you will fight a little while... then give up. when it dawns on you that it wasn't worth fighting for to begin with.
2018-04-13 00:24
#135
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United States TriHardSeven 
For myself personally, I will volunteer if the US is attacked. I don't support useless wars that politicians will profit from, such as Iraq and Afghanistan.
2018-04-13 00:26
syria is no different.
2018-04-13 00:28
#12
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Brazil Drezim1 
brazil will shoot bananas
2018-04-12 22:51
#15
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Brazil fallenzera_SK 
reported
2018-04-12 22:52
+1
2018-04-12 22:53
#82
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Denmark Xipingu 
+1
2018-04-12 23:33
+1
2018-04-13 00:21
if there's no peace then no ty.
2018-04-12 22:53
well u can stay neutral.. but people can attack you
2018-04-12 22:53
its ok i dont want to attack others.
2018-04-12 22:54
#214
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Brazil Chiptole 
Canadians
2018-04-16 21:47
Update world Won the War :D
2018-04-16 22:11
i still have to make the full year one report will do it soon
2018-04-16 22:41
Oke
2018-04-16 22:47
i'm Gonna Get More Info If someone Is at point B
2018-04-16 22:47
Bye turks and brazilians i guess
2018-04-12 22:54
someone has to attack than first.. they are out if 3 countrys are attacking then at same time.. wanna start a attack?
2018-04-12 22:56
nah i’ll just make peace, give em a stubby and have a pack of smokes with them
2018-04-12 22:57
good guy veryaussieguy <3
2018-04-12 22:57
#26
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Netherlands Deji 
Delete isreal
2018-04-12 22:56
ok netherlands attacking israel
2018-04-12 22:58
#35
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Netherlands Deji 
Bad idea actually
2018-04-12 22:58
already done.. =~
2018-04-12 22:59
Belgium attacks Israel
2018-04-13 10:45
#257
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
Israel replies with heavy bombings on Belgium. >One bomb falls on your house >You're dead gtfo
2018-04-17 13:38
Your shithole country is just a bastard mix of shit. GTFO with your plastic bombs, -1.
2018-04-17 13:42
#264
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
"Plastic bombs" 0/8
2018-04-17 13:43
"Israel" 0/8
2018-04-17 14:17
#284
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
0/8
2018-04-17 14:31
Ofcourse you would never give me 8/8, adl.org/education/references/hate-symbol..
2018-04-17 15:26
i support
2018-04-13 11:13
Flag checks out LUL
2018-04-13 11:58
#259
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
You can't m8 , your country is invaded by Iran by then
2018-04-17 13:39
India nukes Netherlands RIP
2018-04-17 11:47
#243
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Netherlands Deji 
Jardeet is dutch so dont
2018-04-17 13:07
jardeet is a retard
2018-04-17 13:07
#245
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Netherlands Deji 
Hes great
2018-04-17 13:09
#258
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
Israel replies with heavy bombings on Netherlands. >One bomb falls on your house >You're dead gtfo
2018-04-17 13:39
Rofl XD
2018-04-17 14:34
#288
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
Walla koolam po antishemim bnei zonot ve ani patriot amiti magen al israel be hltv
2018-04-17 14:35
8200 ba yamim ha ele...
2018-04-17 14:39
#291
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
yafe , titfos kama terroristim po be hltv xd
2018-04-17 14:40
;D
2018-04-17 14:41
#27
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Germany VeryLovelyGuy 
German attacks sweden is neutral to norway
2018-04-12 22:57
#31
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Sweden VeryFunnyGuy 
Wtf, Sweden strikes germany back And we become neutral to Swiss, you all know why
2018-04-12 22:58
WOW this is becoming intense
2018-04-12 22:58
#137
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United States Toxsick11 
USA also allies with Sweden and attacks Germany
2018-04-13 00:32
I arn't think that vote is 1 to 1 for murica
2018-04-13 01:08
#165
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Germany AngiMerkel 
germany allies with italy, is about to win the war until italians switch sides and germany are forced to find new allies in greece lol
2018-04-13 11:28
#217
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Brazil Chiptole 
Greece has no money and fuck off and die :)
2018-04-16 21:49
#235
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Germany AngiMerkel 
germany has enough for both np :)
2018-04-17 10:49
#231
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Switzerland Tacticalsine 
Switzerland attacks and takes Bayer, Baden-Würtenberg as well the gold
2018-04-16 22:26
unlikely
2018-04-17 10:52
#251
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Switzerland Tacticalsine 
Why not, free gold. Somehow we need to get money for the AHV
2018-04-17 13:24
Don't think they have enough gold for the AHV
2018-04-17 14:13
#34
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United States Idoitforlols 
USA will be neutral as always.
2018-04-12 22:58
inc tweet from donald
2018-04-12 23:40
#85
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United States Idoitforlols 
After Turkey call I will be heading over to Trump National Golf Club, Jupiter, to play golf (quickly) with Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson. Then back to Mar-a-Lago for talks on bringing even more jobs and companies back to the USA!
2018-04-12 23:43
Russia attack kebabland, destoys it. Splits kebabland in half with eu Everybody happy)
2018-04-12 23:00
need 3 countrys attacking another country so he can be out turkey still up in war with russia russia made the first move.
2018-04-12 23:02
#157
Dosia | 
Russia Reqq1 
Turkey is a member of NATO, and the second largest army in NATO. It's stupid to attack them.
2018-04-13 10:37
#166
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Germany AngiMerkel 
EU doesnt want turkey wtf
2018-04-13 11:29
#246
shox | 
France mintzz 
Turkey wants Germany
2018-04-17 13:09
I want to attack POLAND.
2018-04-12 23:09
good move brazil is winning btw
2018-04-12 23:10
#42
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United States Idoitforlols 
Do it, you wont.
2018-04-12 23:11
WOW trump twitted that brazil is full of pussys this is becoming interessing
2018-04-12 23:13
#47
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United States Idoitforlols 
Thank you for all of the nice compliments and reviews on the State of the Union speech. 45.6 million people watched, the highest number in history. @FoxNews beat every other Network, for the first time ever, with 11.7 million people tuning in. Delivered from the heart!
2018-04-12 23:15
+1
2018-04-13 00:04
#44
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Japan Th3Koala 
North Korea/Russia
2018-04-12 23:13
ok japan attacked nk and russia being attacked bye georgia.. be careful now japan is close to be out if it not wins fast one of this battles
2018-04-12 23:14
#50
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Japan Th3Koala 
Georgia? Lmao
2018-04-12 23:16
Texas joins Georgia, is it funny now?
2018-04-13 11:31
#180
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Japan Th3Koala 
We are with usa so yeah, thats funny
2018-04-13 12:01
#48
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Switzerland NAjKON 
2018-04-12 23:15
#49
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United States Idoitforlols 
I'm with japan. USA attacks North Korea/Russia
2018-04-12 23:16
#51
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Japan Th3Koala 
+99
2018-04-12 23:16
nk and russia almost done now
2018-04-12 23:17
#168
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Germany AngiMerkel 
germany also attack nk and russia
2018-04-13 11:30
#53
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Brazil ;---) 
my next move is to launch an attack in muslim countries consisting with 5 million men in 300 divisions
2018-04-12 23:19
brazil declares war against islam. ok
2018-04-12 23:21
#132
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Brazil PazFanGirl 
Can I start war against this dude from my country?
2018-04-13 00:24
#183
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United States x2dtu 
brazillliam civil war inc. gamers win and brazil is now sk gaming land
2018-04-13 12:14
Abdull declares war on BR with nuke bombs
2018-04-13 12:11
#200
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Brazil ;---) 
jordan doenst have nukes. nt
2018-04-13 22:14
i do jordan doesn't
2018-04-14 04:03
#206
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Brazil ;---) 
prove it or
2018-04-14 04:33
#54
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Malaysia byaIi 
i nuke myself
2018-04-12 23:20
u can nuke only brazil if u brazilain u can nuke argentina.. sorry
2018-04-12 23:22
#60
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Malaysia byaIi 
ehh i dont wanna play it
2018-04-12 23:22
bad strategist detected
2018-04-12 23:22
malasya being represented bye maldivia now..
2018-04-12 23:27
#61
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Maldives 007Agent 
Maldives Joins Japan and USA, Maldives got a Nuclear Bomb asking " flynttt " to allow the use of it. We will be waiting
2018-04-12 23:22
nukes not allowed yet but russia and nk are out
2018-04-12 23:23
#67
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Maldives 007Agent 
Ok, Maldives set's to neutral, and Malaysia(byali) didn't want to fight so we steal all of their men and we put them in concentration camps, Ready to fight.
2018-04-12 23:25
done.. good move
2018-04-12 23:27
By these rules the big nations will be the first die. Winner will be some unknown island nation.
2018-04-12 23:28
are u impling that is something wrong with a unknown island nation wins the WW III?
2018-04-12 23:29
#78
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Maldives 007Agent 
Oh hello, Maldives here.. We owned Malaysia Also we got underwater secret bases!
2018-04-12 23:32
Gotland wins.
2018-04-12 23:34
#80
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Lithuania YungDavid 
lithuania dissapers and reappers in africa, because of our flag no one notices us
2018-04-12 23:32
lithuania conquered africa.. ok
2018-04-12 23:48
#108
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Lithuania YungDavid 
ay we wuz africans n shit
2018-04-13 00:01
Brazil makes a non agression treaty with uruguay and argentina (our rivalry is just on footbal we love u boludos come to our beachs) we form the triplice aliança (like in the war agaisnt paraguay way ago) now we will make agreements about south america domination ( we will seek for pretoleum first soo...)
2018-04-12 23:44
u cant speak for other countrys.. waiting their response about the triplice aliance
2018-04-12 23:49
Ok, brazil begins what he name as "Peace Missions" beginning to send ships trough conflicts areas around the world with the objective to rescue people who dont want to be in these areas, they will be sended to farm with 10% of their productions will go to government (brazil really has some food but we will begin to use our reserves of soldiers (one of the 5 biggest in terms of numer if im not wrong) and export industrial food to war country to earn money, as if the rest of the wolrd dont make the same mistake as germany when invade russia ( who killed herself without food)
2018-04-12 23:56
good move now u need to make UK or US out of the game or stop attacking brazil cause u are close to be out
2018-04-12 23:56
meanwhile we sippin tea in canada
2018-04-12 23:45
#93
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Maldives 007Agent 
**edited Canada & Maldives just joined forces. They have shroud very good sniper also rifler people say he is inhuman. Also drake(the president) approved that decision.
2018-04-12 23:52
>russia attacks europe >make 4 month trip to europe >after beating starvation finally reach destination >now can poo in loo
2018-04-12 23:46
russia is out already
2018-04-12 23:49
#89
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United States Cherryyy 
Well shit everyone hates me what do I do
2018-04-12 23:47
no one attacked u so far.. u japan and maldiveas made a alliance to take nk and russia out of game maldives return to neutral..
2018-04-12 23:50
#145
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United States Cherryyy 
All McDonalds turn into weapon and vehicle factories to make even a larger military to stand up to other countries Russia will be hard to get out of the game but NK isn’t as big of a problem We take a defensive in European countries to strengthen relations with Britain, France, Germany, etc to build our team Meanwhile China is on the fence whether to join with Russia or not
2018-04-13 01:16
#94
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United States HorchataMan 
Nuke Brazil and japan cuz fuck the weebs
2018-04-12 23:50
cant nuke japan brazil 2nd time nukes.. they are hurt
2018-04-12 23:50
Invade Braz1-7
2018-04-12 23:53
brazil very hurt now.. only one more attacker and they are out
2018-04-12 23:53
Rip Brazil
2018-04-12 23:54
we already have been nuked
2018-04-13 00:01
Flynttt explain ??
2018-04-13 00:02
#1
2018-04-13 00:03
'brazil very hurt now.. only one more attacker and they are out'
2018-04-13 00:03
ok.. annie.. ok.. thanks for taking us out of the game. ggwp
2018-04-13 00:04
#215
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Russia dansemacabre 
since when UK is in EU?????????????????????????????????????? WTF ? ? ?? ?? ???? ??
2018-04-16 21:47
#98
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Maldives 007Agent 
Canada & Maldives just joined forces. They have shroud very good sniper also rifler people say he is inhuman. Also drake(the president) approved that decision.
2018-04-12 23:53
#99
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Maldives 007Agent 
Who is leading?
2018-04-12 23:53
brazil had a good advanced but US nuked brazil and UK attacked then as well they are in a bad state now lithuania owns africa.. they are in good shape
2018-04-12 23:54
camon guys stop atacking brazil you guys will be out of food think smart xD
2018-04-12 23:58
+1
2018-04-13 00:00
UAE quietly sells oils to both sides. We neutral shhhhh
2018-04-13 00:00
i know your next move ;) shhhhh
2018-04-13 00:02
#113
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Maldives 007Agent 
Hey man Maldives got alot of this warships i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/c3/93/b1c39379.. Wanna give us some oil for free in the exchange of one? It's really expensive! They are stocked in Malaysia (owned by Maldives)
2018-04-13 00:03
#158
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Albania streetfame 
aint you taking this thread to serious faggot?
2018-04-13 10:40
#163
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Maldives 007Agent 
its a game. i wanna win.. the prize is a dragon lore
2018-04-13 11:21
#164
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Maldives 007Agent 
Also attacked Albania, Won albania controled bois.
2018-04-13 11:21
lmaooooo this me Oil barreler laugh +1
2018-04-13 14:34
Jordan and abdull requests alliance if someone attacked either country. (I provide bombs you provide oil for vehicles)
2018-04-13 12:18
This good alliance! +1
2018-04-13 14:15
Brazil trys to make agreement with atacking countrys ( We are very good at diplomacy, as example we are the first country to talk in ONU and others thing like Oswaldo Aranha basicaly created a new country in ONU and Sergio Vierra pacified various conflicted areas around the world before diyng in a terrorist atack)
2018-04-13 00:05
u have to reply to a UK flag or US flag i think..
2018-04-13 00:06
#120
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Maldives 007Agent 
skexcuses
2018-04-13 00:06
#122
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Maldives 007Agent 
We got alot of bunkers in Malaysia where we can save some brazilians... Waiting for some awnsers
2018-04-13 00:13
as brazil has more than 220kk but with our lost we have around 100kk brazil send ships with white flags for maldivians with 300k of people, as we dont have any block in sea they go free for malasya
2018-04-13 00:12
#124
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Maldives 007Agent 
Hmm ok deal accepted.
2018-04-13 00:14
Brazil use his jungle to protect herself from atacks from north of the wolrd (the only one) as demonstred in vietnam its really hard to any country win agaisnt this condition and both americans and UK trophies was trained by brazilian in jungle so we know fews secrets
2018-04-13 00:15
#128
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Maldives 007Agent 
Read Article #127 We joined you guys, started the attacks on Japan... We need to ask USA to join us... We can destroy Japan!
2018-04-13 00:20
#126
KRIMZ | 
Germany Tunio 
Germany destroys turkey
2018-04-13 00:18
#134
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Maldives 007Agent 
Asking germany to ally Maldives, we got the same system as hitler but this time is gonna work! (same system but no racism.) read articles #127 & #67
2018-04-13 00:26
#172
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Germany AngiMerkel 
angela merkel accepts offer from maldives and now your islands are full of Nazis :)
2018-04-13 11:37
#177
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
xdd Germany ends up losing the war and going to history books being the only country who lost all the world wars they were in.
2018-04-13 11:56
#196
KRIMZ | 
Germany Tunio 
XDDD get baited hard and you guys aswell lost every war you fought
2018-04-13 14:31
#199
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Huh nope that bait is weak
2018-04-13 14:52
Top Pussy to fight in WW2 and only people ottomans could Beat in ww1 we're armenian goat Farmers lmao
2018-04-17 13:32
#127
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Maldives 007Agent 
Maldives Attacks Japan Secretly using our "Night Raid Team" with 100,000 Men. Our reports say that we killed 1Million in one night of people at night just lost around 10K men... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We registered 32Million people in hour concentration camps. Maldives sets alliance with Brazil to help them..
2018-04-13 00:21
#148
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Japan Th3Koala 
Traitor
2018-04-13 08:14
#151
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Maldives 007Agent 
give us free anime and we stop.
2018-04-13 09:00
#152
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Japan Th3Koala 
Nah, easy win for us so no way
2018-04-13 10:26
This is just silly. Romania team up with whoever is winning so ez skins
2018-04-13 00:35
#139
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Brazil ;---) 
stop nuking us guys :'(
2018-04-13 00:46
#140
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Netherlands merco 
Netherlands takes over Belgium and stays neutral against the rest
2018-04-13 00:52
#181
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Netherlands TheDinkster 
let's take Luxembourg as well while we are at it. And btw kick out the french speaking waffles pls...
2018-04-13 12:05
#187
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Netherlands merco 
Might aswell :)
2018-04-13 13:46
ehm i dunno
2018-04-13 00:54
#146
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United States Scvboy1 
This makes no sense, if you get attacked by 3 countries you automatically LOSE? So if the USA gets attacked by Jamacia,Panama, and Haiti we still lose?
2018-04-13 02:12
#147
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United States Scvboy1 
Anyways USA takes over Canada and Mexico, so now they own all of NA.
2018-04-13 02:13
#160
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Switzerland hanniba1fade 
we manage ur money pls dont attack thanks
2018-04-13 10:47
#162
Maniac | 
France FireMM 
I do an great alliance with the UK, Germany and some European countries We join the US and Japan Our tank invade Poland with American and German help, we hold the Russian invasion We turn turkey around to join us in exchange of an European membership and economic advantages RIP RUSSIA RIP NORTH KOREA
2018-04-13 11:16
#170
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Germany AngiMerkel 
after russia and North Korea are defeated, we turn on turkey and nuke it all together (france, USA, germany) eliminating turkey...
2018-04-13 11:32
#201
Maniac | 
France FireMM 
That's my boiii
2018-04-13 22:24
#171
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Germany AngiMerkel 
all remaining world powers send entire military forces to Middle East and kill all terrorists/dictators/weird rebell groups, restoring world peace (and germany wins world cup) edit: trump tweets that he has highest war winning rate in history of presidents and that he had many arabs thanking him for this great war... (now he is back in great talks for taxcuts #taxcuts)
2018-04-13 11:35
South-North Korea joint operation to make New Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere with SK accelerating NK's nuke progress
2018-04-13 11:50
have you talked to many North Koreans? genuine question im curious
2018-04-13 11:55
No I havent, it's not something you can come across everyday. Though if youre interested in their perspective there are interviews by asian boss on youtube that I'd recommend to watch
2018-04-13 11:58
i've watched a decent amount of videos on NK defectors actually. very interesting stuff. but I would like to talk to one personally as well someday. I actually saw the asian boss one where they are talking about what they are told about Americans lol. Was good stuff. The fact they can't leave their country is the most fucked up part
2018-04-13 12:46
no one cares abawt ww3 i will run to africa anyways
2018-04-13 11:53
Russia sends troops in Poland, Poland is out in a week
2018-04-13 14:13
Update: Wakanda attacks Gondor
2018-04-13 14:15
Danish special forces cross the Danish-German border. Germany surrenders to the Superior Danish army, ends WW3.
2018-04-13 14:16
#203
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Ukraine XFESTER 
Ukraine Empire looking on u, like on the hero xD Can we sign Economy partnership pact?
2018-04-13 22:34
#202
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Ukraine XFESTER 
Ukraine is not Ukraine anymore. It is Ukraine Empire. Ukraine started intensive military, economy reformes, tried to fortificate own borders and send some troops to the Moldova, Belarus, Hungury. Moldova, Belarus and Hungury were annexed by Ukraine Empire, and now Ukraine created MBHS (Moldova Belarus Hungury Soviet), that every single country have own authonomy. In Moldova Ukrainians troops was drunks, because so many wine, and Romanian troops tried to sabotage in Moldova, tried to make revolution. But UE (Ukraine Empire) send 50k troops in Moldova to "stabilize situation". Mission is done. But atm UE and Romania have terrible relationships, probably big war is comming. Ps. Common dudes, it's funny, let's play more intensive.
2018-04-13 22:33
#223
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Belarus vivabelarus 
seems good
2018-04-16 22:14
#226
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Ukraine XFESTER 
Ukraine Empire give independence for Belarus & sign military, economy, political union xD
2018-04-16 22:15
#228
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Belarus vivabelarus 
do UE bring back the old flag and old coat of arms to Belarus already? (in the future)
2018-04-16 22:18
#229
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Ukraine XFESTER 
You mean white-red?
2018-04-16 22:19
#230
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Belarus vivabelarus 
yep, and Pahonia coat of arms
2018-04-16 22:20
#205
Zeus | 
Russia Maresko 
ITS HABENING
2018-04-14 04:04
#207
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New Zealand NewZealand 
Neutral please for fucks sake
2018-04-14 04:36
#209
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Canada Number1F1fan 
Wait for states ti get weakened then ally with russia to take usa and become superpower gg ez
2018-04-14 04:38
Lebanon remains neutral.
2018-04-14 04:41
nice
2018-04-16 21:39
#263
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
nt but Lebanon attacks Israel because of Hizbullah , Israel counter attacks and invades Lebanon. >Lebanon is no more
2018-04-17 13:43
#212
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United Kingdom RannarrCSGO 
There r no englando....
2018-04-16 21:41
Sell oil to US Make the cash money Build a private manmade island Chill on the island watching everyone getting nuked
2018-04-16 21:48
Disband EU, kill Merkel, give the power to some random Neo-Nazi and let Germany become the mighty German Reich again. Oh, and nuke Brazil.
2018-04-16 21:55
Give Power to SS-Siggi PLZ
2018-04-17 13:34
#219
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Malta Canafyy 
Malta backs anyone who will save our ass.
2018-04-16 22:08
come here malta
2018-04-17 11:51
i nuke poorlaks
2018-04-16 22:12
i dont care
2018-04-16 22:13
i will attack italy to get back my harbour in triest
2018-04-16 22:15
side with japan, take over north korea and use its people as labor to mass produce food and weapons for the army
2018-04-16 22:17
nuke all countries that nuke Brazil because BRICS
2018-04-17 11:50
nuke all countries that nuke Israel
2018-04-17 11:52
nuke all countries that nuke India
2018-04-17 11:52
#248
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Brazil L4x @.@ 
update on brazil situation pls
2018-04-17 13:19
Brazilians got nuked at the start lmao
2018-04-17 13:35
I'm from greece, so i've got zeus to save me! Feelsgood BOYZ!
2018-04-17 13:20
Nuke Saudi Arabia
2018-04-17 13:22
we fuck syria and move to israel and fuck some jews
2018-04-17 13:26
#267
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
Israel replies with counter attack on Turkey. >Your wooden army gets demolished by IDF forces. >Turkey is no more >Israel acquire some parts of Turkey aswell as the Kurds.
2018-04-17 13:49
why you talk for israel sri lanka?
2018-04-17 13:50
#269
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
You should change your flag because there isn't turkey anymore
2018-04-17 13:50
you shouldnt be here sri lanka
2018-04-17 13:51
#271
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
oh shit I forgot germany destroyed you already #126
2018-04-17 13:52
why you have internet
2018-04-17 13:53
#273
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Sri Lanka Jeffmynameis 
0/8
2018-04-17 13:53
5/8
2018-04-17 13:53
we ask japan for nudes not nukes ez also, any girls here? you're free to send bob vagein pics
2018-04-17 13:43
#275
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United Kingdom fal36 
Nuke valve so every1 gets the old r8
2018-04-17 13:54
We will invade Iceland.
2018-04-17 13:58
Ill just sit it out and watch
2018-04-17 14:01
#287
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Poland Punkstyler 
Did France already surrended, and Italy switched side?
2018-04-17 14:35
Attacking Syria and Lebanon, bombing Iran.
2018-04-17 14:36
#294
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Not a fan of a thread that promotes and encourages war, theoretically imaginary or not...
2018-04-17 15:29
We invade Argentina as a survival measure. Not gonna nuke them (yet) because our country is in shambles and it's gonna take a lot to fix it since we got nuked twice so far.
2018-04-17 15:34
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