i will start
WORLD nukes BRAZIL
Germany never started an war, prove me wrong.
JAPAN ERASED CAUSE NOBODY NEEDS WEEBS
Germany tries to conquer Luxembourg but fails...
Armenia 0 fucks given, gonna keep on makinh military service mainstream
russia will win cuz USA has much more to lose. they are talking tough but they don't want war. life is good in america rn. if you were american do you really want to go and die in syria just to "teach putin and assad a lesson". people like trump need to stfu with their tough talking because they are making threats that their ass can't carry.
brazil will shoot bananas
if there's no peace then no ty.
Bye turks and brazilians i guess
German attacks sweden
is neutral to norway
USA will be neutral as always.
Russia attack kebabland, destoys it.
Splits kebabland in half with eu
I'm with japan.
USA attacks North Korea/Russia
my next move is to launch an attack in muslim countries consisting with 5 million men in 300 divisions
By these rules the big nations will be the first die. Winner will be some unknown island nation.
lithuania dissapers and reappers in africa, because of our flag no one notices us
Brazil makes a non agression treaty with uruguay and argentina (our rivalry is just on footbal we love u boludos come to our beachs) we form the triplice aliança (like in the war agaisnt paraguay way ago) now we will make agreements about south america domination ( we will seek for pretoleum first soo...)
meanwhile we sippin tea in canada
>russia attacks europe
>make 4 month trip to europe
>after beating starvation finally reach destination
>now can poo in loo
Well shit everyone hates me what do I do
Nuke Brazil and japan cuz fuck the weebs
camon guys stop atacking brazil you guys will be out of food think smart xD
UAE quietly sells oils to both sides.
We neutral shhhhh
Brazil trys to make agreement with atacking countrys (
We are very good at diplomacy, as example we are the first country to talk in ONU and others thing like Oswaldo Aranha basicaly created a new country in ONU and Sergio Vierra pacified various conflicted areas around the world before diyng in a terrorist atack)
Brazil use his jungle to protect herself from atacks from north of the wolrd (the only one) as demonstred in vietnam its really hard to any country win agaisnt this condition and both americans and UK trophies was trained by brazilian in jungle so we know fews secrets
This is just silly.
Romania team up with whoever is winning so ez skins
Netherlands takes over Belgium and stays neutral against the rest
This makes no sense, if you get attacked by 3 countries you automatically LOSE? So if the USA gets attacked by Jamacia,Panama, and Haiti we still lose?
Anyways USA takes over Canada and Mexico, so now they own all of NA.
we manage ur money pls dont attack thanks
I do an great alliance with the UK, Germany and some European countries
We join the US and Japan
Our tank invade Poland with American and German help, we hold the Russian invasion
We turn turkey around to join us in exchange of an European membership and economic advantages
RIP RUSSIA RIP NORTH KOREA
all remaining world powers send entire military forces to Middle East and kill all terrorists/dictators/weird rebell groups, restoring world peace (and germany wins world cup)
edit: trump tweets that he has highest war winning rate in history of presidents and that he had many arabs thanking him for this great war... (now he is back in great talks for taxcuts #taxcuts)
South-North Korea joint operation to make New Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere with SK accelerating NK's nuke progress
no one cares abawt ww3 i will run to africa anyways
Russia sends troops in Poland, Poland is out in a week
Update: Wakanda attacks Gondor
Danish special forces cross the Danish-German border. Germany surrenders to the Superior Danish army, ends WW3.
Ukraine is not Ukraine anymore. It is Ukraine Empire.
Ukraine started intensive military, economy reformes, tried to fortificate own borders and send some troops to the Moldova, Belarus, Hungury.
Moldova, Belarus and Hungury were annexed by Ukraine Empire, and now Ukraine created MBHS (Moldova Belarus Hungury Soviet), that every single country have own authonomy.
In Moldova Ukrainians troops was drunks, because so many wine, and Romanian troops tried to sabotage in Moldova, tried to make revolution. But UE (Ukraine Empire) send 50k troops in Moldova to "stabilize situation". Mission is done.
But atm UE and Romania have terrible relationships, probably big war is comming.
Ps. Common dudes, it's funny, let's play more intensive.
Neutral please for fucks sake
Wait for states ti get weakened then ally with russia to take usa and become superpower
Sell oil to US
Make the cash money
Build a private manmade island
Chill on the island watching everyone getting nuked
Disband EU, kill Merkel, give the power to some random Neo-Nazi and let Germany become the mighty German Reich again. Oh, and nuke Brazil.
Malta backs anyone who will save our ass.
i will attack italy to get back my harbour in triest
side with japan, take over north korea and use its people as labor to mass produce food and weapons for the army
nuke all countries that nuke Brazil because BRICS
nuke all countries that nuke Israel
nuke all countries that nuke India
update on brazil situation pls
I'm from greece, so i've got zeus to save me! Feelsgood BOYZ!
we fuck syria and move to israel and fuck some jews
we ask japan for nudes not nukes ez
also, any girls here? you're free to send bob vagein pics
Nuke valve so every1 gets the old r8
Ill just sit it out and watch
Did France already surrended, and Italy switched side?
Attacking Syria and Lebanon, bombing Iran.
Not a fan of a thread that promotes and encourages war, theoretically imaginary or not...
We invade Argentina as a survival measure. Not gonna nuke them (yet) because our country is in shambles and it's gonna take a lot to fix it since we got nuked twice so far.