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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Greeting and salutations HLTV! As you all know, I've been awfully inactive these past few weeks and there has been MANY legitimate reasons for this. I won't go into too much detail, but I'll at least clear up some rumours travelling around HLTV when I've occasionally checked the forums here and there. Firstly (and most importantly), I had no internet access for the longest time and only on my Step-Dad's PC. The short time I did get to go on the PC was to do work and send it over to my flatmates who look after the flat for me given I am permanently here living with my siblings as of now. My PC had imploded and I had to pay quite a lot to get a new one built. The one I have currently is very good, but not perfect... I can still play CS:GO, but I'll lag or get packet loss very frequently. I didn't worry about the performance too much as all I wanted and really needed was a working PC. I now have internet access constantly and can go back to my usual schedule - My apologies for the inactivity. Second reason for my inactivity was there was a lot of legal battles going on between my Mother and Step-Dad and currently the situation stands as them being separated, filing for divorce. She moved to Devon to be with another guy, myself and my siblings stay here with the pets, house and my Step-Dad. I generally don't get involved in such arbitrariness, so it was only an irk here and there. Lastly, myself and my Brother spent close to two full days remodelling an entire room. We have a case of dampness in the entire back wall of the my bedroom, so we had to clear the entire thing out to have a the dampness taken care of by a few professionals. I now reside in the living room with my PC right next to the back-door and kitchen. Useless information, but with all due respect it's never a bad thing to be thorough at times. TL:DR:- I now have a working PC, I apologise so much for my inactivity, I have had a lot of issues to sort out over the past fortnight and it's good to have permanent internet access once again. :) I truly hope you've all been well and it's a pleasure to be able to interact with you all once again. Thank you and I hope you all have a good day. :)
2018-04-14 18:20
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fero | 
Belgium ice_scream 
shit bait 0/8
2018-04-14 18:21
#3
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I don't bait, but it's good to see you once again. Hope you've been well. :)
2018-04-14 18:23
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fero | 
Belgium ice_scream 
ty u 2
2018-04-14 18:23
TL DR TL DR
2018-04-14 18:23
#5
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I made a TL:DR specifically for people who cannot bothered to read more than a few paragraphs of text.
2018-04-14 18:23
Ik jk bro. Hope you be good I almost went tru a separation as well. SO FK CLOSE but my parents are good now. Best of luck
2018-04-14 18:29
#20
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thank you so much. :) I appreciate the empathy, but honestly I wasn't really close with them to begin with. I obviously love and respect my parents, but to be fair I was sick of being the "middle-man" for the pair of them. I hope both can find some solace in their new lives. :) Have a good day friend and thanks again. :)
2018-04-14 18:32
cool book ill wait for the movie
2018-04-14 18:24
Some questions for you Jonty: 1. Do you believe in free will 2. "For what could any Entity, conscious of eternal existence, want – but an end?" What do you think of this, do you believe it's true? 3. “NO PROBLEM IS INSOLUBLE IN ALL CONCEIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCES.” Do you think this is realistic or not, are there questions that cannot be answered?
2018-04-14 18:24
#22
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Answered in your topic, friend. Have a good day. :)
2018-04-14 18:33
Welcome back good sir. Pay my pats (minimum 10 pats each) to your pets
2018-04-14 18:25
#24
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Appreciated. :) Good to be back, friend. ^^ Hope you've been well. :D
2018-04-14 18:35
GL & HF
2018-04-14 18:26
#12
chrisJ | 
Libya v_doo 
how many dads do you have lole
2018-04-14 18:26
#26
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Err,,, I think in total my current Step-Dad is the third and hopefully final one. Technically if my Mother marries the one she lives with currently in Devon, I would have a fourth and my Step-Dad currently, when the divorce comes through, will no longer be related by law or otherwise. It would remain "three" technically, but all-in-all the fourth "father-figure", so to speak.
2018-04-14 18:36
#44
chrisJ | 
Libya v_doo 
ure mum a thot
2018-04-14 19:27
#46
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Err...
2018-04-14 19:30
#53
chrisJ | 
Libya v_doo 
sad but true, not very wise and so can be seen what u ve got in your genes cause ur posting is dummy aswell
2018-04-14 19:33
#57
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I have no clue what you are trying to say and I apologise for it.
2018-04-14 19:35
#61
chrisJ | 
Libya v_doo 
i am sorry too, english isnt my first or even second language, still learning
2018-04-14 19:36
#62
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Understandable; hence my apology to you. Have a good day, friend. :)
2018-04-14 19:40
#63
chrisJ | 
Libya v_doo 
yes, you too habibi
2018-04-14 19:40
#98
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United Kingdom Cosharek 
+1
2018-04-14 21:38
+1
2018-04-15 07:39
im his daddy, whats up?
2018-04-16 00:22
your sense of importance is experiencing hyperinflation
2018-04-14 18:28
#29
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Not at all. I feel it's only necessary to quench unnecessary rumour given the amount that spreads like wildfire on HLTV. This is an update to my current predicament and my inactivity as of late. Many people have one story, others have another, and so on... This topic will put an end to all of those rumours and stop further questions of "where are you?" "Why inactive?", etc... Have a good day. :)
2018-04-14 18:38
#14
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Brazil EWRO 
CoolStoryBro
2018-04-14 18:28
#31
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well it isn't a story, but thanks all the same. Have a good day, friend.
2018-04-14 18:38
Jonty, a have proposition to make. HLTV.org (BEST CSGO FORUM EVER MADE BY HUMANS xD) need a president. Why don't you candidate yourself to be it? We could join forces with me as Vice-prosident of this website. We could win this easily I'm thinktest! Let me know of this details.
2018-04-14 18:28
he will be like Hitler of HLTV and u Himmler
2018-04-14 18:33
I support this
2018-04-14 20:24
flag checks out.
2018-04-19 13:44
#27
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Sweden Trkmag 
+1, Jonty for president
2018-04-14 18:37
#32
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Presidency? Whatever for?
2018-04-14 18:38
Thank the you for accepting. I'll contact Head_Of_HLTV_Foreign_Relations to prepare our campaing! 2K18 - 2K22 President Jonty VP Oil Barreler
2018-04-14 18:44
#37
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Eh? I didn't accept anything, I asked why would I need to apply for presidency? I'm the least likely candidate for it given I do not get involved with politics in the slightest. My lawyer "pSilent" is a much better candidate for this kind of thing...
2018-04-14 18:45
#101
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United States ImFat 
Congrats on the major win, you had my vote from the start! I'm looking forward to this, just a few questions. Are you going to try and pass a stricter bait law? If so will you be giving more 10 year bans? And thoughts on the current war on the VeryXGuys?
2018-04-15 07:25
#106
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
If I was president, all witch-hunting topics would be abolished, the rules of the site would change and stricter HLTV rulings altogether would be a thing. It wouldn't be dictatorship, but it would be stricter than currently. Thankfully I am not an admin on this site and thankfully this "presidency" thing is all awash anyway. xD I think you or my lawyer "pSilent" is far better suited for such arbitrariness. ;) PS: I apologise for the troll impersonating me in the Hero Academia topic... For the record, I absolutely love MHA and am eagerly awaiting, like a schoolgirl, season 3 to air this Spring. :P I've read all of the manga to date and am thoroughly excited to see the forest-arc in action. :D Thank you for reporting him, I will do the same. I have a good idea who it is, so I apologise for the users actions. Thanks always for your kindness and respect of others. ^^
2018-04-15 10:34
#111
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United States ImFat 
I think you would make a good admin/HLTV president haha, you stay calm and I don’t think I’ve ever seen you act out of malice towards other users. Plus I think you have a good idea on what needs to be implemented. About the impersonator, i knew he was baiting when he said he didn’t like MHA, no one who has read/watched it can say it’s overrated it’s so fun to watch. I’m completely caught up in the manga as well, it’s the first manga that I read actually it’s opened me up to a new genre (or just realm of entertainment) Thanks for saying I should be president of HLTV but I would decline that one as well lol.
2018-04-15 10:57
#112
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
The manga is incredible. :D I highly recommend other manga like: Nanatsu no Taizai, HxH, Black Clover, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist and One Punch Man if you like the MHA mange. There are also classics like Bleach and Fairy Tail, but both of those were not as enjoyable to read unlike the aforementioned. I loved the Fairy Tail anime, but couldn't get into the manga... Bleach is very hit/miss given it's length-to-content ratio. Otherwise manga like Gintama and Seitokai Yakuindomo are worth the read for it's length and comedic value. One of my favourite manga is To Love-RU, but it's heavy on the Ecchi/Borderline H side of things... I could really relate to the main character being dragged along into scenarios of the impossible and especially by that of the opposite sex, no less. The anime/manga was popular, but critically both were considered terrible representations of the genre. I loved it, though... To not ramble on any longer, check out manhwa (Korean manga in colour, read from left-to-right instead of the opposite) like: "The Tales of Demons and Gods, The Tower of God and god of highschool [Lots of "God"... O.O...]. Have a good day. Always an absolute pleasure to interact and converse with you. :) for the record, I appreciate the comments... but being suited for and having the knowledge is far different from the actual position. xD
2018-04-15 11:07
#116
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United States ImFat 
I’ve read Black Clover, Nanatsu no Taizai, Naruto, OPM, Fullmetal Alchemist and I’m currently reading HxH (so far it’s really good) I’ve watched Bleach and Fairy tail but people say that the Bleach manga is better and same with Fairy Tail, so maybe I will read them as well. As for To Love-Ru I may look into it, but I’ve never been into Ecchi, but Prison School was hilarious so I may check it out, cause I thought I would hate Prison School and I ended up loving it. Glad you’re back, it’s always a pleasure to talk to you as well, good luck in the future Mr Priesident.
2018-04-15 11:14
#118
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Prison School was hilarious, but I think To Love-Ru dominated that specific genre since it's time in the spotlight. Darkness is better than the original and I enjoy the Ecchi trope more than most given it's comically adult nature. xD I've always been a sucker for adult humour and ecchi bring out that more than most. It was present in Prison School and is definitely present in To Love-RU, too. Same goes for Seitokai Yakuindomo if you enjoy "gag-manga". Enjoy HxH. :D It's awesome!
2018-04-15 11:17
Nice book didnt read
2018-04-14 18:30
#33
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I haven't finished writing the book I want to write and I actually need to start most of it all over again bar the original prints, but this topic is an update, not a story. I understand this is bait and I apologise for replying all the same if that is the case. Have a good day.
2018-04-14 18:39
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Duki | 
Spain VIKTORAL 
I cri everytime.
2018-04-14 18:30
its alright jonty make sure to play with me later
2018-04-14 18:37
#34
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I can give it a go... Like I stated - it's far from perfect. xD It should at least run CS:GO, though... It's not exactly Crysis.
2018-04-14 18:40
no u
2018-04-14 18:38
Thank you for this topic, I was very worried when you completely and suddenly stopped writing anything on the forums for a long time, especially due to the fact how active you normally are.
2018-04-14 18:52
#39
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well exactly. It was because of users like yourself and others that I felt the need to explain some of the necessary things. People will probably see this as unnecessary and I suppose it is from a general point of view; but rumours, genuine concerns and wonderful people like you was the reason for the update, if anything. Glad to see you're okay, though. ^^ It's a shame HLTV Chat has been the way it is recently otherwise I'd love to join you and others in chatting. Sufficed to say, I can be more active than previously from now on. :) I just hope I didn't cause you any unnecessary worry at all, friend. ^^
2018-04-14 18:57
hi jonty man whether bait or not(joking) its good to see u back here <3 i hope all your problems are solved
2018-04-14 19:04
#51
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thanks, friend. It's good to see you too. :D I hope you've been well. :) Have a good day.
2018-04-14 19:32
#42
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Croatia AzorAhai 
Well , glad you're back Jonty. HLTV is not the same without you :)
2018-04-14 19:05
#54
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thank you so much. :) I hope I can be more active on HLTV. Always a pleasure, friend. Hope you've been well all the same. :D Have a good day. :)
2018-04-14 19:34
Ye, it's so much better without him))
2018-04-14 21:26
#107
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Why?
2018-04-15 10:34
#43
MICHU | 
Poland Sips 
next time don't write an essay and i might be bothered reading it
2018-04-14 19:06
#48
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I included a TL:DR just for people like you, but apparently not everyone is satisfied with common sense these days... My apologies all the same. Have a good day.
2018-04-14 19:31
Baiter...ohh... Sorry.
2018-04-14 19:32
#52
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You are the one person I wanted to see the topic outright. After so much delay, it's done... It's not perfect, but I don't particularly care for that at the moment. :P
2018-04-14 19:33
OHH WAIT! This was a bump for you...didn't read the topic. Well, I must apologize for it. I will read it right now.
2018-04-14 19:35
#60
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I did make the topic. :P
2018-04-14 19:36
#64
MICHU | 
Poland Sips 
thats great, but who are you and why should i care about you being back anyway?
2018-04-14 19:44
#66
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I explained in posts: #39 and #29 why I made the topic, but you can at least be respectful and an adult about it. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have replied. Instead you decided to make a fool of yourself in an innocent topic before thinking. I apologise for this topic, but I had valid reasons for making it whether you agree with me or not. Have a good day, Sips. PS: (Yogscast fan? Sips...?)
2018-04-14 19:48
#91
MICHU | 
Poland Sips 
you cant expect me to read every comment, i simply asked who you are in order to understand why its a big deal that "your back", and no i don't think i made a fool of myself by not knowing who you are hence why i should care since i have no way of knowing this No not a Yogscast fan, its a nickname/short for my name "Cyprian"
2018-04-14 20:52
#108
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No, but I expect you to read the thread-title and the original post before replying with nonsense. Logically what you state makes sense, but as I've said, I had valid reasons for making this thread. No reason to be chauvinistically arrogant when you can be respectful. Have a good day.
2018-04-15 10:35
#189
MICHU | 
Poland Sips 
however i do not understand how my comment is non sense, having now read the post it does not explain who you are nor why i should care therefore i'm not being "chauvinistically arrogant" as i'm simply asking a question due to not having a clue who you are, which btw you still have not answered but nor do i care anymore at this point. maybe if you have given me an answer to my question i would understand why i should be interested, and it would probably not lead to a discussion about it
2018-04-15 16:03
#190
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I did answer your question. I am a HLTV user exactly like yourself with no importance whatsoever. Given the rumours and opinions of others, I felt it necessary to make a topic updating everyone on what actually happened during my inactivity as I was questioned a lot. "Banned", "Did this and that", etc... I already apologised for the disturbance, but apparently that wasn't enough as you went on to elaborate further your confused state.
2018-04-15 16:06
#192
MICHU | 
Poland Sips 
well thank you for the explanation of who you are, as it was not previously given
2018-04-15 16:12
#193
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
My apologies for not doing so before and I also apologise for my aforementioned arrogance, albeit morally given or not - it was unquestionably idiotic of me. Once more, I apologise for the unnecessary topic and I wish you a good day. :) PS: Do you know who Yogscast Sips is? Cyprian is also an awesome name. ^^
2018-04-15 16:14
#198
MICHU | 
Poland Sips 
nice to have it explained, thanks and sorry for any comments :) yes i know who Yogscast Sips is, a couple of people have pointed him out to me. I was being called Sips well before i knew about him/ he existed
2018-04-15 16:29
#199
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Ah, fair enough. :D For the record I prefer the original content of Yogs dating back to WoW, original SoI and YoGPoD, but he is funny in his own right. :D
2018-04-15 16:30
speaking about grammar why did u say"have a the dampness taken care of"? you meant to say "have the dampness..."? i'm learning london that's why i'm asking
2018-04-14 19:30
#49
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
A typo and nothing more. My apologies and thank you for pointing it out. Have a good day,
2018-04-14 19:31
ty. have a nice day too
2018-04-14 21:22
HLTV needs you. I honestly did not post too much on HLTV since you were absent, but I think that this is because I did not have much time for such an activity. No need to reply more on this topic since I already knew what was going on with you. Still a few details are always welcomed so I take this topic as a complementary subject linked to my knowledge about yourself, friend. PS: A bit more details about your new PC? A "warm" welcome back from my side, And a "worm" sushhh from the witch hunters.
2018-04-14 19:45
#67
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I'll have all the details printed out to you when my Step-Dad tells me what is inside the base-unit. xD It's currently adjacent to me as a big, blue, monolithic, rectangular cube with many things moving inside... xD Your reply is more than welcome and thank you so much for the kind words, as always. :) I apologise for my inactivity and I hope you've truly been well also, friend. Have a wonderful day, as always. :)
2018-04-14 19:51
"many things moving inside" This is what happens when your house is full of rats. xD
2018-04-14 19:52
#69
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I'm terrified of spiders, not rats. ;)
2018-04-14 19:53
Arachnophobia? I adore spiders, especially the biggest ones because I do know that their venom will not kill you. It's not a written rule but you can think of like this: - The bigger the spider is the weakest the venom
2018-04-14 19:56
#74
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Arachnophobia is the second most common phobia in the world besides Acrophobia, the fear of heights (which I also have greatly xD). The size matters not, everything about spiders creep me out to death... To the point of panic attacks or anxiety.
2018-04-14 19:59
Tickling a spider :D Isn't claustrophobia the most common fear?
2018-04-14 20:01
#77
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Acrophobia is by far. Arachnophobia the second, but I'm pretty sure Claustrophobia is up there, most definitely.
2018-04-14 20:02
I have a friend who collect spiders. He basically dedicated to this profession so I could give him my trust (not entirely) and ask him to teach me about handling a spider. I practiced on his Orb-weaver spider which is such a beauty.
2018-04-14 20:04
#79
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I am literally shaking reading this comment... No more talk of spiders or I will probably faint.
2018-04-14 20:09
#82
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Not clicking on that... Not a chance.
2018-04-14 20:13
You clicked it already, don't lie.
2018-04-14 20:18
Do you love this guy or something? I see you reloading on his profile every five minutes. Get a life bro
2018-04-15 11:15
#119
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Does that mean you too reload my profile every five minutes in order to know this? Creepy... Very creepy...
2018-04-15 11:18
Yes I do. You know I do
2018-04-15 11:58
#161
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Why? Do you "love me or something" as you so accuse others effervescently?
2018-04-15 12:01
- I see you reloading on his profile every five minutes - Sending PM's Pick one. How about getting yourself a real life in which you're not bashing Jonty 24/7 while following him in every topic with your immature and idiotic replies. If you see me in every 5 minutes on his profile then it means that you're doing even worse considering the main cause of those "visits". *clap clap* for making yourself a laughable subject, AGAIN xD.
2018-04-15 11:18
Dont you try to wiggle yourself out of this. I reload on his profile because I want to see how many people he baits and to comfort his victims. You do it out of your homosexual instinct
2018-04-15 11:58
#162
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Conjecture. Try again with brains this time.
2018-04-15 12:01
Reported for slander and abuse. But these retarded hltv admins still won't ban you.
2018-04-15 12:03
#168
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Considering I did neither, but I wouldn't expect you to understand. Have a good day. Your opinions are respected.
2018-04-15 12:05
"try again with brains next time" Delusional as always Mr.jonty
2018-04-15 12:06
#173
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
This is neither abuse nor slander, this is common sense and a needed kick up the rectum for yourself. Reality checks are fine, but you need a truckload.
2018-04-15 12:07
Reported again. Cya in 10 years
2018-04-15 15:01
#71
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Sweden BusWanker 
Y I K E S
2018-04-14 19:55
#73
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
Why is your mum slutting around?
2018-04-14 19:57
#75
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Honestly they were serious relationships at the time, but things moved course... At the time we had to follow her, but not now. :)
2018-04-14 20:00
thanks random yellow t00th. NEXT
2018-04-14 20:15
#88
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You did not have to read it and I did have valid reasons for posting this. I apologise if this disturbed you, but have a good day all the same.
2018-04-14 20:30
do u have asperger's?
2018-04-14 20:20
#89
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Asperger's? Heavens no...
2018-04-14 20:30
all cs go pros are cheaters
2018-04-14 20:31
Especially flusha :D.
2018-04-15 11:22
#128
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
All of them... Really...?
2018-04-15 11:25
#92
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Denmark Baitvice 
Why would you need an expensive pc to play cs go, considering you're just level 3 on faceit?
2018-04-14 20:55
Maybe he plays community gamemodes such as KZ, surf, ZE etc etc
2018-04-15 07:07
#122
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
My PC is far from expensive, but I wanted a good PC to play other games besides CS:GO. I only need the basics for the work applications, CS:GO is just to kill time... It's not necessary or important at all, but I promised others I would try and get it working to play with them. Have a good day.
2018-04-15 11:19
Its great to have you back, Mr! I hope you will figure things out
2018-04-14 20:56
Ur mom gives good head son
2018-04-14 21:01
#100
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Korea dev1sta 
You are unbelievable. Some guy posted a farewell thread here and you were crying like a motherfucker about how unnecessary and attention-seeking it was. Look at you now, trying to show sentiment just because you have been inactive for like what, a few days? L m a o.
2018-04-15 07:09
#102
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Norway AleXeiCS 
Shh, let him think he is relevant, that way we will avoid further dumbed replies..
2018-04-15 07:35
#113
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I do not think I am "relevant" in the slightest...
2018-04-15 11:11
#109
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Posts: #39 and #29 explain valid reasons of why I made this thread. There is also a clear difference between both threads outright, but that should've been obvious. I apologise nonetheless and have a pleasant morning.
2018-04-15 10:37
Nice to see you back my friend, your mother loves the new house
2018-04-15 07:48
You don't need to explain anything, you take all the time you need your greatness. -B0bbutttoat | Official Jonty Sidekick
2018-04-15 07:58
#110
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
A pleasure to see you again, friend. <3 :) How have you been?
2018-04-15 10:37
I've been great, life's great! How about you?
2018-04-15 20:06
#224
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Better now I can speak to you. <3 :D
2018-04-15 20:14
dawwwwwwwww <3<3<3
2018-04-15 20:24
alright brothjermanbillly
2018-04-15 11:11
I don't think anyone cared that you were inactive. Sad that you came back. I was pretty happy when you didn't . Guess I have to go back to getting you banned finally
2018-04-15 11:14
#124
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well many people agree and disagree with you, but considering your name and profile, you have more merit to be banned more than I. As always, your deluded qualms with me aside, I wish you well and respect your opinions. Have a good day.
2018-04-15 11:20
He must be under 18, it's a logical conclusion.
2018-04-15 11:26
#132
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Extremely logical given his profile... Past comments, thread-titles being in ALL-CAPS, fake-age, etc... I just feel sorry for the guy. Literally everything he states about me is untrue outright, so there is no logical reason to be this delusional whatsoever... All I can do respect his opinions. :(
2018-04-15 11:30
If he has something with you, well, it can happen. But considering the way of his choices to behave in key points of a discussion it really makes me think that he's just a kid who spend his time in stalking and hunting your replies. Completely immature, very silly and unbelievably ignorant, are three combined ways of characterizing our individual. Ahh yes, coldzao's also on the list.
2018-04-15 11:42
#146
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well he's just a very inexperienced, unintelligent witch-hunter... I don't think stalking is a thing with user "coldzao", but he does need someone to teach him the basics of CS:GO.
2018-04-15 11:44
Yes it does because coldzao's following me. It's not a rule but in the majority of my replies, coldzao will appear out of nowhere just to spread his hate towards me. He thinks that he's hurting me in a way or another but with my all honesty, I find quite entertaining to give him a reply.
2018-04-15 11:49
#149
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Oh, so does that make you a baiter, too...(?) :D
2018-04-15 11:50
No, not at all. He's replying me thinking that he nailed the coffin but in reality the opportunities are plenty given the fact that he's the one who's offering them to a plate. It's not a bait when someone's giving me unwanted opportunities.
2018-04-15 11:55
You two are so cute together. When are you tying the knot?
2018-04-15 12:00
#163
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Considering you are one of three active stalkers I have, are we in a platonic relationship, too?
2018-04-15 12:02
No. I will die rather than have any kind of a relationship with you
2018-04-15 12:05
#172
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Then why stalk someone innocent of malicious claims of defamation? Why attack others for being respectful to others? Why be a pot and a kettle black?
2018-04-15 12:07
Isn't it nice, the hearing of silence xD ?
2018-04-15 13:10
What silence? I have a life unlike you and I can't be here 24/7
2018-04-15 13:58
"I have a life" Pretty sad life if we take into consideration that you do indeed stalk Jonty 24/7, created an account with a malicious purpose and reply to almost every Jonty post that can be associated with your premature hatred. So here's the no lifer for you, a perfect mirrored image of a teenage kid that hides behind 4 walls and acts high and mighty on internet.
2018-04-15 15:17
Pm me. I'll tell you where I live. I'm not protected by your so called walls anymore right?
2018-04-15 19:28
"Pm" ? Ahahaha what the fuck :D It's interesting how you still act tough on internet by stating such words that have no value and weight. It's not like I or anyone from this community will go hunt you just because it has your address. You're still an internet warrior, a really silly, sad and lonely one :D.
2018-04-15 20:05
After we baptize you.
2018-04-15 15:17
#121
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Netherlands duudiGOD 
unluko maluko mr Jonty Have a nice day ;)
2018-04-15 11:19
#125
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
A pleasure, friend. :) Hope you have a nice day, too. ^^
2018-04-15 11:21
#123
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Malaysia byaIi 
when you sad i am sat
2018-04-15 11:20
#126
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I'm not sad at all, friend. Why would you assume I was melancholic from the original post? It was more annoyance and ferocity than anything. ^^ Good to see you once again, friend. Have a good day.
2018-04-15 11:22
Greeting and salutations HLTV! As you all know, I've been awfully inactive these past few weeks and there has been MANY legitimate reasons for this. I won't go into too much detail, but I'll at least clear up some rumours travelling around HLTV when I've occasionally checked the forums here and there. Firstly (and most importantly), I had no internet access for the longest time and only on my Step-Dad's PC. The short time I did get to go on the PC was to do work and send it over to my flatmates who look after the flat for me given I am permanently here living with my siblings as of now. My PC had imploded and I had to pay quite a lot to get a new one built. The one I have currently is very good, but not perfect... I can still play CS:GO, but I'll lag or get packet loss very frequently. I didn't worry about the performance too much as all I wanted and really needed was a working PC. I now have internet access constantly and can go back to my usual schedule - My apologies for the inactivity. Second reason for my inactivity was there was a lot of legal battles going on between my Mother and Step-Dad and currently the situation stands as them being separated, filing for divorce. She moved to Devon to be with another guy, myself and my siblings stay here with the pets, house and my Step-Dad. I generally don't get involved in such arbitrariness, so it was only an irk here and there. Lastly, myself and my Brother spent close to two full days remodelling an entire room. We have a case of dampness in the entire back wall of the my bedroom, so we had to clear the entire thing out to have a the dampness taken care of by a few professionals. I now reside in the living room with my PC right next to the back-door and kitchen. Useless information, but with all due respect it's never a bad thing to be thorough at times. TL:DR:- I now have a working PC, I apologise so much for my inactivity, I have had a lot of issues to sort out over the past fortnight and it's good to have permanent internet access once again. :) I truly hope you've all been well and it's a pleasure to be able to interact with you all once again. Thank you and I hope you all have a good day. :)
2018-04-15 11:33
#139
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
There is a TL:DR for a reason... If you're going to poignantly copy/paste my entire post, do so with the TL:DR only. It exists for people like yourself. Have a good day.
2018-04-15 11:37
Greeting and salutations HLTV! As you all know, I've been awfully inactive these past few weeks and there has been MANY legitimate reasons for this. I won't go into too much detail, but I'll at least clear up some rumours travelling around HLTV when I've occasionally checked the forums here and there. Firstly (and most importantly), I had no internet access for the longest time and only on my Step-Dad's PC. The short time I did get to go on the PC was to do work and send it over to my flatmates who look after the flat for me given I am permanently here living with my siblings as of now. My PC had imploded and I had to pay quite a lot to get a new one built. The one I have currently is very good, but not perfect... I can still play CS:GO, but I'll lag or get packet loss very frequently. I didn't worry about the performance too much as all I wanted and really needed was a working PC. I now have internet access constantly and can go back to my usual schedule - My apologies for the inactivity. Second reason for my inactivity was there was a lot of legal battles going on between my Mother and Step-Dad and currently the situation stands as them being separated, filing for divorce. She moved to Devon to be with another guy, myself and my siblings stay here with the pets, house and my Step-Dad. I generally don't get involved in such arbitrariness, so it was only an irk here and there. Lastly, myself and my Brother spent close to two full days remodelling an entire room. We have a case of dampness in the entire back wall of the my bedroom, so we had to clear the entire thing out to have a the dampness taken care of by a few professionals. I now reside in the living room with my PC right next to the back-door and kitchen. Useless information, but with all due respect it's never a bad thing to be thorough at times. TL:DR:- I now have a working PC, I apologise so much for my inactivity, I have had a lot of issues to sort out over the past fortnight and it's good to have permanent internet access once again. :) I truly hope you've all been well and it's a pleasure to be able to interact with you all once again. Thank you and I hope you all have a good day. :)
2018-04-15 11:38
#137
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Colombia SkeletoNMLG 
Greeting and salutations HLTV! As you all know, I've been awfully inactive these past few weeks and there has been MANY legitimate reasons for this. I won't go into too much detail, but I'll at least clear up some rumours travelling around HLTV when I've occasionally checked the forums here and there. Firstly (and most importantly), I had no internet access for the longest time and only on my Step-Dad's PC. The short time I did get to go on the PC was to do work and send it over to my flatmates who look after the flat for me given I am permanently here living with my siblings as of now. My PC had imploded and I had to pay quite a lot to get a new one built. The one I have currently is very good, but not perfect... I can still play CS:GO, but I'll lag or get packet loss very frequently. I didn't worry about the performance too much as all I wanted and really needed was a working PC. I now have internet access constantly and can go back to my usual schedule - My apologies for the inactivity. Second reason for my inactivity was there was a lot of legal battles going on between my Mother and Step-Dad and currently the situation stands as them being separated, filing for divorce. She moved to Devon to be with another guy, myself and my siblings stay here with the pets, house and my Step-Dad. I generally don't get involved in such arbitrariness, so it was only an irk here and there. Lastly, myself and my Brother spent close to two full days remodelling an entire room. We have a case of dampness in the entire back wall of the my bedroom, so we had to clear the entire thing out to have a the dampness taken care of by a few professionals. I now reside in the living room with my PC right next to the back-door and kitchen. Useless information, but with all due respect it's never a bad thing to be thorough at times. TL:DR:- I now have a working PC, I apologise so much for my inactivity, I have had a lot of issues to sort out over the past fortnight and it's good to have permanent internet access once again. :) I truly hope you've all been well and it's a pleasure to be able to interact with you all once again. Thank you and I hope you all have a good day. :)
2018-04-15 11:36
#142
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No need to risk your account by posting this at all, but it's good to see you again. Have a good day.
2018-04-15 11:38
He's my number one fan xD.
2018-04-15 13:11
Stopped reading at jonty
2018-04-15 11:36
#140
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I see - my apologies. Have a good day.
2018-04-15 11:38
#152
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Netherlands Darkrain 
Hi Jonty! You only use HLTV via the website or also on mobile app? Because with phones these days you can make posts everywhere!
2018-04-15 11:53
#159
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I used to check on my Brother's mobile because I don't have one, it never really worked and the page would tear more times than I could count. The only way I could access HLTV was to use my Step-Dad's computer, but thankfully that is no longer an issue. :D A pleasure to see you again. :)
2018-04-15 12:00
Are you 9 or something?
2018-04-15 12:04
#170
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No, I am 24. Are you nine years old?
2018-04-15 12:06
You don't even have a phone let alone a computer. Fucking pathetic
2018-04-15 13:48
So, according to the current irony: - Not having a smartphone is pathetic but stalking a male 24/7 on HLTV and creating an account that's dedicated for spreading hate towards the user in cause is not :D. And yes, it is how you described it "pathetic", because you try so hard and yet fail every time. You should focus on your school and private life than sticking into others business.
2018-04-15 15:24
Does it hurt? I mean sucking that much cock must be seriously bad for you
2018-04-15 19:29
Changed the subject again? :D You really have no clue in which direction to run now.
2018-04-15 20:08
stfu idiot go kys noob
2018-04-15 12:12
#177
f0rest | 
United Kingdom akne 
Your mother has 200IQ, marries a guy and dumps him leaving kids with him and goes and fucks another Saudi.
2018-04-15 13:06
#191
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Not really, but the idea is kind of there...
2018-04-15 16:07
#185
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Hungary kNnc 
Jonty back uwww
2018-04-15 15:09
#194
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
A pleasure. :) Hope you're well, friend.
2018-04-15 16:15
no one gives a shit about your country nor you. the only person i care about in your country is smooya
2018-04-15 16:21
kys no one likes you i hope you get abused by ur parents and you get forced into sex with your brother
2018-04-15 16:23
#200
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
So a double-comment of slanderous, needlessly aggressive nonchalance when you could actually be civil in your approach to others? I didn't ask you to "care" for anyone, this was simply an update to my situation for valid reasons. No-one asked you to post, but you felt the need to do so anyway and in an unintelligent fashion too. Have a good day nevertheless. Your opinions are always respected.
2018-04-15 16:33
im sorry everyone says you are toxic, so i was toxic to you i apologise
2018-04-15 17:17
loll nah n1 baiter cunt no1 likes u
2018-04-15 17:28
I know that you were hiding from me jonty, but you can’t hide forever. I will see you soon.
2018-04-15 16:24
#202
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I'm not hiding from anybody, let alone from a Charles Manson impostor. Hope you've been well, friend. :)
2018-04-15 16:34
I’ve been well, hope you were too all things considered.
2018-04-15 17:17
I'm waiting for "Gl0wen" to come and here and start talking shit so everybody can laugh.
2018-04-15 16:33
#204
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well apparently it's "LoliDaddy" now and I sincerely hope not. Mind you, he can't destroy the atmosphere any worse than user "ban_jonty_ffs" has already done. :P A pleasure to see you once more, friend. :) Hope you've been well.
2018-04-15 16:35
Reported for bitching about hltv users behind their backs
2018-04-15 19:38
So you're stalking again? Still didn't decide to change up your internet warrior type of life? Must be sad to live alone between 4 walls 24/7 thinking that you're an inspiration for others xD. I lol'ed hard.
2018-04-17 09:39
I know this. I've debunked this blog once with actual proofs but it was a waste of effort do to the fact that people believe as truth only what they want to be truth.
2018-04-19 07:01
Okay now I'm 100% sure this is jonty's alt 😂
2018-04-19 13:40
LMAO M A O
2018-04-19 13:41
#203
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Netherlands EJVN 
And the award for the biggest attention whore on HLTV goes to...
2018-04-15 16:34
To u?
2018-04-15 16:36
#207
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Netherlands EJVN 
no, u
2018-04-15 16:36
what?
2018-04-15 21:22
#208
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I'm not being an attention whore, I made this topic for valid reasons, mainly listed in posts: #29 and #39. You do not have to post here, you do not have to comment, yet you chose to do anyway. Disrespectfully and needlessly, all the same. A pleasure to see you once more and I wish you a good day.
2018-04-15 16:36
Good to have you back!
2018-04-15 16:35
#209
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thanks friend. A pleasure to see you once again. :) Hope you've been well. :D
2018-04-15 16:36
Ok Richard
2018-04-15 17:18
#216
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Norway duffz00r 
Same here:)
2018-04-15 19:30
#217
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Germany oloP 
No one cares This post is so cringe
2018-04-15 19:31
#222
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Sweden Unluko 
So? I don't think anyone cares about where you was.
2018-04-15 20:07
#228
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Serbia sensei256 
Good to see you again, I'd write an essay of a comment but my keyboard is half-dead :P
2018-04-15 22:03
#233
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Australia CaoNiQuanJia 
I buy you new keyboard
2018-04-17 09:43
Glad you are back! If you need anything - HLTV got your back Jonty!
2018-04-17 01:13
#251
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Apologies for the belated reply - Thank you so much, friend. :D It's an absolute pleasure to see you again. ^^ Have a good day.
2018-04-20 06:21
#232
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Australia CaoNiQuanJia 
Your tldr is tldr
2018-04-17 09:43
great to see you back
2018-04-17 09:48
#253
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thank you, friend. Good to be back. ^^ Have a good day.
2018-04-20 06:22
You're back! :D
2018-04-17 09:50
#254
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Hehe, absolutely, friend. :D Hope you've been well and have a good day.
2018-04-20 06:23
You too :)
2018-04-20 15:16
#237
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Germany Cyasera 
>Wont go into too much detail >writes three (for HLTV standards) pretty long paragraphs... Just Jonty things I guess... Well have been a few days since you came back already but welcome back anyways And an Emoji cause I can: 🍻
2018-04-18 06:45
#252
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thank you friend and I apologise for the "HLTV standardisation" of replies... ^^ Have a good day. :)
2018-04-20 06:22
Nice to see you back :)
2018-04-18 22:14
#255
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thank you. ^^ It's a pleasure, friend.
2018-04-20 06:23
And this guy reported my thread
2018-04-18 22:16
#256
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Yes, it wasn't in English... Rules are rules, friend. It's a pleasure however, have a good day, all the same.
2018-04-20 06:23
Who cares? Who is this Jonty?
2018-04-18 22:30
Happy Birthday Jonty!
2018-04-19 12:44
#258
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thank you and for the topics made. <3 Have a good day, friend. ^^
2018-04-20 06:26
no clue who u r must be news to forums or something
2018-04-19 12:45
Have a great week Jonty! 😘
2018-04-19 13:43
#257
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Thanks, friend. :) <3 Have a good day! :D
2018-04-20 06:24
I wish you the best amigo :)
2018-04-20 06:33
#262
Twistzz | 
United States TLO 
You're retarded if you think I'm reading all that
2018-04-20 15:17
Wish best for ya m8
2018-04-25 19:43
#265
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United States Optimus_Bait 
Glad to hear you are okay, was getting a bit worried since you are very active usually. Your endlessly kindness and work against trolls and baiters ect is truly deeply appreciated. Welcome back and have a good day homie! For a better tomorrow high_quality_baits
2018-04-25 22:04
#266
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Poland konddyhehe 
Good to see you back, friend <33333
2018-05-03 12:33
helo welcome back nr1 shitposter good to see you again. best wishes from boris321 from hltv
2018-05-03 12:40
nobody baits better then jonty
2018-06-30 20:26
#269
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United Kingdom Bennn_ 
who asked
2018-06-30 20:29
#271
NiKo | 
France Dealotts 
+1
2018-06-30 20:31
#270
NiKo | 
France Dealotts 
3/8, was better...
2018-06-30 20:31
fuck you nerd
2018-08-01 17:54
good reqd
2018-08-21 11:15
LMAO that mum story is depressing. shouldn't she be taking her own kids?
2018-08-21 11:23
Lul u got me at hello #nohomo
2018-11-09 21:17
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